The Sopranos - Christopher means business

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  • @Surfmus
    @Surfmus 5 років тому +2760

    3:23 5:43 5:45 6:58 8:49 8:52 9:15

    • @PaulClipMaster
      @PaulClipMaster  5 років тому +739

      Pinned so people stop saying Chris beating Adriana is the whole video. It is less than one minute of a 10 minute video.

    • @arc5379
      @arc5379 5 років тому +208

      Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😃

    • @todorkerev1707
      @todorkerev1707 5 років тому +151

      @@PaulClipMaster lmao cant tell if youre sarcastic

    • @arealbigboss
      @arealbigboss 5 років тому +377

      Someone should edit together every scene where chrissy beats up ade and set it to the rocky music

    • @overlex
      @overlex 5 років тому +50

      5:40 *

  • @eightball8008
    @eightball8008 8 років тому +3837

    Adrian: YOU SAID SHE HAS A NICE ASS
    Christopher: I was trying to say something positive cuz she's your friend..

    • @mattwallace9779
      @mattwallace9779 8 років тому +339

      man logic

    • @SiccDeville
      @SiccDeville 8 років тому +257

      don't forget the backward compliment: : "what would i want with that skank when i have you."

    • @GjoniClan
      @GjoniClan 7 років тому +9

      hahaha

    • @bassinblue
      @bassinblue 7 років тому +30

      +francis p Actually talking like that gets you women...but not in early days.

    • @Plaza414
      @Plaza414 6 років тому +64

      Speech Level: 100

  • @cianrafferty1171
    @cianrafferty1171 3 роки тому +1635

    “Now that would be some fucking coincidence if it wasn’t”. One of the funniest lines in the show

    • @marcusknoll9500
      @marcusknoll9500 3 роки тому +25

      What r the fucking odds🤣

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 3 роки тому +8

      Well, you never know in ganglands...

    • @haraldisdead
      @haraldisdead 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 роки тому +28

      You'd fuck a catchers' mit is a bit funnier. I've used it a few times

    • @hogwartspotseller
      @hogwartspotseller 2 роки тому +1

      @@DrJ-hx7wv Same 😂

  • @PatrickWilliams-ts4le
    @PatrickWilliams-ts4le 3 роки тому +436

    Damn. I knew Chris treated Adrianna like scum but I forgot just how many times he hit her/beat her. He was brutal.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 роки тому +58

      She loved it. If he stopped, the relationship would be over

    • @adeancousland2404
      @adeancousland2404 Рік тому +1

      ​@@DrJ-hx7wvwhat the fuck, how the hell did you come to that conclusion?

    • @youtubeshutube826
      @youtubeshutube826 Рік тому

      @@DrJ-hx7wvmen like you are disgusting and a disgrace to society. Thinking women love this

    • @soumi1984
      @soumi1984 Рік тому +46

      You'll be surprised how many women love this type of relationship

    • @TC8787-yq7og
      @TC8787-yq7og Рік тому +101

      “Love” is absolutely the wrong word, it’s called being trapped in an abusive relationship

  • @bruce4303
    @bruce4303 9 років тому +2409

    Such a complex simpleton of a character played brilliantly by M. Imperioli

    • @SSangsen
      @SSangsen 6 років тому +286

      Before Walter White there was Tony Soprano. Before Jesse Pinkman there was Chris Moltisanti.

    • @elcochiloco385
      @elcochiloco385 6 років тому +16

      @@SSangsen more like Badger

    • @jamesmacdonald4042
      @jamesmacdonald4042 5 років тому +6

      What do I want to do with dat scank wen I got u

    • @huntercoy4369
      @huntercoy4369 5 років тому +38

      @noo dles I would say Chris is a simpleton but he is emotionally damaged enough to be interesting, given the context of complex mafia relationships.

    • @efrainrodarte6395
      @efrainrodarte6395 5 років тому +2

      He was great. Too bad his son is a piece of shit

  • @waverunner7063
    @waverunner7063 6 років тому +2887

    Adriana LeCerva's character was one of the saddest parts of this show. She didn't know how to say "no" or walk away.

    • @aliserhangunday9968
      @aliserhangunday9968 4 роки тому +551

      Just when she thought she was out, they pull her back in

    • @joeysoG
      @joeysoG 4 роки тому +40

      Eddie Bravo juuuuuuust like in Sons Of Anarchy

    • @situated4
      @situated4 4 роки тому +75

      She loved it.

    • @Pbadome1
      @Pbadome1 4 роки тому +68

      I agree, I hated how they ended her character, she never deserved that.

    • @Alvitin
      @Alvitin 4 роки тому +3

      mimimi

  • @jacklawrence2212
    @jacklawrence2212 2 роки тому +1106

    One of TV's greatest characters - hilarious, terrifying, psychopathic... But full of twisted love, need, thwarted ambition and insecurity. Christopher Moltisanti is like a great Shakespeare character and beautifully realised by Michael Imperioli.

    • @yani2499
      @yani2499 2 роки тому +12

      Him and his father were well written characters but their endings are poor writing

    • @hughjasssssssss
      @hughjasssssssss 2 роки тому +33

      @@yani2499many saints kinda sucked ngl

    • @jacklawrence2212
      @jacklawrence2212 2 роки тому +21

      @Sharks Well, my terminology may be slightly incorrect but Christopher definitely has an access to and an appetite for terrifying, murderous violence which very often is part of a psychopathic personality type. And how exactly was he displaying his 'sensitivity' when he was beating the crap out of his sweet, supportive, kind girlfriend in plenty of episodes? Chris is a great character, sure; but he's not sensitive about anyone but himself and his weird, increasingly twisted relationship with Tony. For the most part, it's all about him.

    • @Alivirgo8.24
      @Alivirgo8.24 2 роки тому

      He redefined the word "cunt" aka bukiak💀💀💀💀...him & Paulie's malignant cunt lmfao

    • @palhellum1806
      @palhellum1806 2 роки тому +2

      Beautifully said

  • @EDOOO24
    @EDOOO24 10 років тому +1325

    You left out the best scene, in which he said: "Isaac Newton invented gravity, because some asshole hit him in the head with an apple."

  • @superstarb3309
    @superstarb3309 6 років тому +2054

    This should be titled "Spiders Revenge"

  • @mikerzisu9508
    @mikerzisu9508 3 роки тому +590

    I love it when he called Vito a parade float LMAO 🤣

  • @johnboslet2400
    @johnboslet2400 8 років тому +1740

    seeing Chrissy in the compilation of him beating Adriana so many times is depressing...Imperioli is a great actor, man!

    • @Joseph1NJ
      @Joseph1NJ 8 років тому +26

      Looking at this, some really good performances.

    • @johnboslet2400
      @johnboslet2400 8 років тому +85

      Oh yeah, he is a fantastic. I would love to see him in a season of HBO's True Detective.

    • @gayrunnycumstain
      @gayrunnycumstain 7 років тому +2

      i beg to differ.

    • @PattayaDIRTY
      @PattayaDIRTY 7 років тому +54

      Notice Christopher's apartment doesn't have any frigging windows?

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 років тому +44

      Gotta keep your woman in line

  • @mikekelly7862
    @mikekelly7862 4 роки тому +497

    "I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend" 😂

    • @MrNusouth
      @MrNusouth 4 роки тому +11

      i tried this line once

    • @kristiant96
      @kristiant96 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrNusouth How Did it work out ?

    • @fabiolireza2870
      @fabiolireza2870 4 роки тому +6

      Кристиан Тошев he’s dead 😂😂

    • @fabiolireza2870
      @fabiolireza2870 4 роки тому +11

      Went M.I.A. after this line

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 3 роки тому +1

      I died at this line

  • @Shlogger
    @Shlogger 2 роки тому +794

    It's crazy how well they developed his arc over the entire series. Junkie scumbag, tormented addict, disillusioned gangster, funny guy, the only one who was ever really honest to Tony's face for the most part. They gave him a lot of things to be sympathetic about but it all kind of goes out the window when you see him choking and beating the shit out of his girlfriend over and over. Still jarring to me even after watching the whole series several times. Brutal af. A great and complex character played to perfection by Mr. Imperioli.

    • @Nothing-jo8ci
      @Nothing-jo8ci 2 роки тому +21

      Sil and Tony's family were pretty honest to him too. But Sil was more careful than Christopha, obviously, because Sil knows his temper very well and is more calm by nature too

    • @kostakondratenko185
      @kostakondratenko185 2 роки тому +16

      And that's why Sopranos is the greatest - there's no moral lecturing here - just complex characters. And that's the thing - men that beat their women aren't 100% bad - they're complex - as all humans are.

    • @fedpostah
      @fedpostah Рік тому +16

      You know who had an arc? Noah

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 Рік тому +23

      @@kostakondratenko185 the bad definitely outweighs any good found in the sopranos

    • @brostoevsky8481
      @brostoevsky8481 Рік тому +18

      @@kostakondratenko185 nah they are 100% bad. you dont get out of beating girls up just because you're kinda interesting

  • @scottneumann2124
    @scottneumann2124 4 роки тому +743

    "The way you eat, you're gonna have a heart attack by the time your'e 50." ... So fucking sad how they accurately predicted that.

    • @louieterrazas
      @louieterrazas 3 роки тому +24

      When rewatching this as I get ready for the "Many Saints of Newark" it made me go WHOAAAAA.

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 3 роки тому +5

      well they wanted tony to be fater for the show

    • @blairwaldorf-bass8180
      @blairwaldorf-bass8180 3 роки тому +73

      Tony also says in the same episode “wtf is wrong with you? You suffocated the dog i outta suffocate you myself” and his character does just that a few seasons later.

    • @suspiciouswatermelon7639
      @suspiciouswatermelon7639 2 роки тому +26

      Eating beef, and sausages, and gabagool by the carload...

    • @Pazuzu82
      @Pazuzu82 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah gandofili died at 51

  • @wilsonblauheuer6544
    @wilsonblauheuer6544 4 роки тому +207

    I always laugh when the guy says "Is that him?!" and Christopher goes, ''that would be some coincidence if it wasn't" ...LOL 0:05

    • @Sparky19124
      @Sparky19124 4 роки тому +1

      wilson blauheuer the one with the sombrero on?!!

    • @Sparky19124
      @Sparky19124 4 роки тому +1

      wilson blauheuer with the sombrero on?!!

    • @JessePinkman08
      @JessePinkman08 4 роки тому

      wilson blauheuer the guy is Georgie

  • @TheAntiTrope
    @TheAntiTrope 3 роки тому +521

    Adriana, the most battered woman in the history of HBO.
    Chrissy: How could you do this to us?

    • @christinasavannah7992
      @christinasavannah7992 2 роки тому

      That her fault she stood with him....bitch is in her freaking mid 30s....she should know better

    • @Str8Bidness
      @Str8Bidness 2 роки тому +17

      In that instant, he knew she was going to have to die, and he was infuriated at her for making the decisions that led to that final dissolution of their relationship. In this there was no going back, no forgive and forget. She was going to have to go away for ever, and to him it was her fault for doing this to him.

    • @bobwillis9190
      @bobwillis9190 2 роки тому +1

      Keep your hands in your pockets

    • @Dave-jm3zf
      @Dave-jm3zf 2 роки тому +3

      @@Str8Bidness I just noticed he hits Adrianna with a closed fist in that scene, that is the first time I have seen his hand completely closed out of all the times he hits her.

    • @paedarbrown1045
      @paedarbrown1045 Рік тому +8

      @Dave nah he hits her several times with a closed fist, after the whole car accident with Tony for example. The significance here is the choking, he knew she had to die and was about to take matters into his own hands, but wasn't strong enough to kill the woman he loves with his bare hands. Pretty sad shit

  • @bigtravis6159
    @bigtravis6159 5 років тому +3694

    Adrianna might be the most tragic story within the whole series

    • @BucketOfMarbles
      @BucketOfMarbles 4 роки тому +380

      She was, yeah. The creators said she's really the only innocent one out of all of them.

    • @Mr._X84
      @Mr._X84 4 роки тому +16

      armenian vory v zakone You comment on UA-cam videos. You couldn’t kill a fly.

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 4 роки тому +260

      @@BucketOfMarbles
      Innocent my fucking ass. She was dating a mobster. No one in this show is innocent. Only Charmaine Bucco is at least decent.

    • @810wasaninsidejob9
      @810wasaninsidejob9 4 роки тому +13

      @The Senate she'd probably get whacked anyway, just in case she changes her mind 6 months into a prison sentence.

    • @QueenFan12
      @QueenFan12 4 роки тому +97

      @@Aivottaja So your telling me that Tony isn't innocent?!

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 8 років тому +2935

    lol this is outrageous. imagine acting like Christopher on a daily basis. either you would get shot or arrested, in like a week.

    • @Mommyandtux
      @Mommyandtux 5 років тому +511

      Well... There IS a reason that over 90% of mafiosi end up dead or in the can by 50.

    • @Howard.Stern.
      @Howard.Stern. 5 років тому +638

      He did get shot and almost died. And was arrested. And had to go to rehab. And then was murdered by his father figure boss. After murdering his fiance. Not exactly escaping the mafia lifestyle unscathed.

    • @VipericVampire
      @VipericVampire 5 років тому +94

      Especially with that big fucking beak!

    • @PLsexpicklePL
      @PLsexpicklePL 5 років тому +22

      Howard Stern Scathed? Scathed..

    • @Babester42069
      @Babester42069 5 років тому +56

      i mean hes a made guy.

  • @smakdis
    @smakdis 3 роки тому +465

    Chris’s Pimp hand had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @James-yw8cm
      @James-yw8cm 3 роки тому +29

      Go home get my dinner ready

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 3 роки тому +5

      Stir my eggs

    • @dreamking7356
      @dreamking7356 3 роки тому

      Uncle Junior sure knew how to bust someone's balls.

    • @OGWonkavisionHD
      @OGWonkavisionHD 3 роки тому

      Yeah you recorded in Denmark??? This guitar 🎸 is gonna get your shinebox to make cat sounds!!! 🎸💥😩😫🤪🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🤫

    • @omecmasson9482
      @omecmasson9482 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

  • @angelstorm8813
    @angelstorm8813 7 років тому +1800

    haha adriana can take a punch better than the men chrissy fights

  • @spacedoginnebraska
    @spacedoginnebraska 10 років тому +580

    His character was a true basket case to be sure, but they wrote some of the best lines for him. And Michael did a fine job portraying him. I couldn't think of another actor playing this character.

    • @PaulClipMaster
      @PaulClipMaster  10 років тому +106

      Michael doesn't get enough credit for his acting on this show. He is nothing like Christopher in real life.

  • @claudiocorleone7856
    @claudiocorleone7856 3 роки тому +141

    This is why this man won an Emmy. Brilliant well done Michael!

  • @theha-hawalls5783
    @theha-hawalls5783 4 роки тому +463

    Michael Imperioli is the complete opposite in real life. That's how good of an actor he is. And even though Chris does despicable things at times for some messed up reason he is still one of the stronger characters... even likeable at times.

    • @chasjacks9378
      @chasjacks9378 2 роки тому +56

      I think it’s because he tries. He tries to change. He tries to grow. He just couldn’t get over the first hurdle of change. That’s my 2 cents.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +2

      Are you saying the actor is unlikeable?

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 Рік тому +14

      ​@HOTD108_ No, I think they're saying that Micheal is the opposite in that he's eloquent and sophisticated in contrast to how Chris is violent, crass and hot-headed. Not the likability part.

    • @paulpokorny1238
      @paulpokorny1238 Рік тому

      I think that is why its called acting

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 10 місяців тому

      Yeah it's called acting

  • @sanjosesharkrock
    @sanjosesharkrock 9 років тому +1717

    Vito is a captain, he should have gotten served first at the bakery

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 6 років тому +338

      sanjosesharkrock lol that was before he was even a regular character on the show. That was meant to be a one time role he was a just a civilian. Notice how the clerk called him “Gino”

    • @O0Q0OQO
      @O0Q0OQO 6 років тому +192

      @@johnnybravo8129 Vito and Gino identical twin theory you heard it here first. They wouldn't be the first set in the show (Parisi bros).

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 6 років тому +31

      T Dente except we already know Vito had a brother and it wasn’t a twin lol

    • @O0Q0OQO
      @O0Q0OQO 6 років тому +40

      @@johnnybravo8129 but people can have more than one brother

    • @karlvonboldt
      @karlvonboldt 6 років тому +31

      Eobard Thawne. You’re exactly right! It was a different character played by the same guy.

  • @simonlloyd7557
    @simonlloyd7557 3 роки тому +92

    What an amazing character and an equally amazing actor...not to mention the quality of the writing. Nothing else has come close to this.

    • @davemoss9505
      @davemoss9505 2 роки тому +3

      Sure it does. There's been a lot of brilliant television much better and it's been put out long before The Sopranos. But that doesn't take away from The Sopranos.

  • @kingrama27
    @kingrama27 4 роки тому +66

    5:25 when he tells Tony that he’s going to have a heart attack by 50 was spooky.

    • @Pbadome1
      @Pbadome1 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, I just looked it up, he was 51, I agree.

    • @biitchimballin93
      @biitchimballin93 4 роки тому +3

      Wow nice catch very spooky

  • @Drelam
    @Drelam 4 роки тому +186

    Now he's a cat who just stares at his photo all day and drinks milk.

    • @FreeOpenTruth
      @FreeOpenTruth 4 роки тому +25

      And gets chased by Paulie with a broom!

    • @michaelgraham9774
      @michaelgraham9774 3 роки тому +20

      I think the cat is supposed to represent Adriana.

    • @Drelam
      @Drelam 3 роки тому

      @@michaelgraham9774 ah maybe I don't remember when exactly the cat showed up was it shortly after Adriana died?

    • @axelmaldonado303
      @axelmaldonado303 3 роки тому +2

      @@michaelgraham9774 Christopher is probably in hell, Tony's ending is him dying over and over again like Christopher predicted, that's why i don't think the cat is Christopher.

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 3 роки тому +4

      @@axelmaldonado303 Of course it's not Christopher.
      It's a cat.

  • @flacoschultz4724
    @flacoschultz4724 3 роки тому +125

    I love how unaware Christopher seems until he snaps and gets the crazy eyes. Laughing as he walks away from almost whacking Paulie, he’s got some balls that kid

  • @lloydgreen1519
    @lloydgreen1519 4 роки тому +472

    Love how Chris-ta-fuh says what’s exactly on his mind all the time! That “welfare check” line given the situation is hilarious

  • @810wasaninsidejob9
    @810wasaninsidejob9 4 роки тому +193

    Find a man like Christofuh that beats on you all the time, now thats true love

    • @Seany-boy
      @Seany-boy 3 роки тому +1

      SHE WAS A HOOWAH !!!!

    • @GorGob
      @GorGob 2 роки тому +8

      it's like a magnet for some chicks it's insane deep papa issues they want to get beaten

  • @shamishito1
    @shamishito1 Рік тому +23

    I love how Christopher is one one of the few characters who can leave Tony speechless when confronting him... Brilliant

  • @34672rr
    @34672rr 10 років тому +111

    "You said she had a nice ass"
    "I was trying to say something positive"
    I will have to use that.

    • @hartm-the-man4387
      @hartm-the-man4387 10 років тому +3

      Yeah, that was a good one.

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 9 років тому +9

      Don't, under any circumstances complement any physical feature of your girl's friends. It won't be pretty.

    • @34672rr
      @34672rr 9 років тому +2

      Chris D No, but i will complement a girls ass and if she responds badly i will use that line.

  • @v1ccedd
    @v1ccedd 9 років тому +51

    My fav character from the show. Always entertaining.

  • @BWT599
    @BWT599 2 роки тому +27

    One of the best Sopranos compilations I've seen to date. That line foreshadowing James Gandolfini's heart attack also hit home.

  • @martianshoes
    @martianshoes 9 років тому +183

    The Chris character, manufactured his own bad luck. Could never seem to get out of his own way.

    • @dandavis8300
      @dandavis8300 3 роки тому +1

      Freakin' Carmella threw some on him and everyone else on the show. Who else was he gonna base a mob boss character on?

    • @Writeous0ne
      @Writeous0ne 3 роки тому +4

      this is true in life, people who have "bad luck" dont really have bad luck, they just put themselves in bad situations so much that bad things are going to happen often.
      heres an example, i knew a girl was always a party girl, one time she is partying at some ex drug addicts appartment and he went crazy barricaded everyone in the appartment and set it on fire, they all had to jump out of the window and she broke her back, she put it down to bad luck, nah, you were partying with unstable drug users, what did u think was gonna happen? play tiddly winks and bake a cake? get the fuck outta here

    • @spanishflyevh9606
      @spanishflyevh9606 3 роки тому +2

      @@Writeous0ne what did she think was gonna happen? Toot up a bunch of lines and go bird watching?

    • @Soulgaming2402
      @Soulgaming2402 2 роки тому +1

      @@Writeous0ne sounds like you’ve lived a privileged life

    • @Writeous0ne
      @Writeous0ne 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@Soulgaming2402 nope, i grew up on a council estate in a coal mining village. i spent my teens bunking off school, smoking weed and drinking. my life was shit until i got into my early 20's and guess what i did? i stopped putting myself into bad situations, cut people out of my life that did stuff that got me in bad situations and got some hobbies that were actually good for me.
      a lot of my friends are dead or in prison now. some of them are heroin addicts. they were the ones who always make excuses up and continue with the same behaviour, same result.
      all in all i believe in determinism, every small decision i make in the present will determine what happens to me in the future.

  • @pdlc3581
    @pdlc3581 9 років тому +117

    "Hey, Poppin' Fresh!" How I miss this show.

    • @bergercookie
      @bergercookie 5 років тому +5

      Pd Lc seriously there’s nothing even close to how real this shit was ! Chris and his one liners 👏🏼

    • @ronalbanesi1594
      @ronalbanesi1594 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 2 роки тому +1

      Now Get your fucking pastry box

  • @lilrara752
    @lilrara752 3 роки тому +59

    “You know how fast I run I’ll leave u in the fucking dust” 1 of Christopher best lines

  • @spencer9093
    @spencer9093 7 років тому +192

    Adriana: "you said she had a nice ass"
    Chris: "i was trynna say somethin positive cuz she's you friend."
    LMAO!!

  • @Cryptonymicus
    @Cryptonymicus 4 роки тому +211

    "Tall, dark, and psychopathic." FBI had it right.

    • @susieq360
      @susieq360 4 роки тому +32

      Tall?

    • @christophersuswal9544
      @christophersuswal9544 4 роки тому +31

      Hes the size of the average American man, minus 3 inches

    • @me6271
      @me6271 2 роки тому +1

      @@susieq360 It's just the joke

  • @RS-fq3go
    @RS-fq3go 3 роки тому +28

    “You knew you were damaged goods and never told me” is a wild thing to say to your girl lmaooo

  • @getsufuma2597
    @getsufuma2597 8 років тому +104

    Chris was always a great shot, it's as if it's an unspoken character trait.

    • @bengermanbrowne4378
      @bengermanbrowne4378 8 років тому +11

      +John Butch sharp shooter for sure

    • @AndyG0027
      @AndyG0027 8 років тому +10

      now that you mention it, yeah hes pretty good. never noticed that.

    • @sandrobindelli5607
      @sandrobindelli5607 8 років тому +16

      John Butch
      It is, there are several scenes in which he shoots like a marksman while no other character does this, he is clearly the guy with great shooting talent in the bunch.

    • @wutangclams3203
      @wutangclams3203 7 років тому +25

      The marlin's snout on the retired cop's wall.
      Shoots Sean Gismonte in the head in a rolling car, with a bullet in his chest.
      Point shoots JT in the head after a quick 180° turn, while completely hammered.
      Shoots Carlo Renzi in the head during the shootout at Eugene's card game.
      I'm sure there are more

    • @wutangclams3203
      @wutangclams3203 7 років тому +16

      _whawhawha.. we're wit the vipers_

  • @AstroCreep77
    @AstroCreep77 5 років тому +303

    Little known fact, Vito was actually a parade float in the 1982 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. He's felt bloated ever since.

    • @alainportant6412
      @alainportant6412 4 роки тому +1

      damn

    • @Costanza1459
      @Costanza1459 2 роки тому +9

      Ohhhhhhhh!!!! He’s a Captain, you don’t talk about him like that.

    • @MuslimMontana
      @MuslimMontana 2 роки тому

      In 1982 Phil Leotardo was in the can eating grilled cheese of the radiator and jacking off into a tissue while Vito drank his soft drink of choice up in the gay club

  • @koolsanthony623
    @koolsanthony623 2 роки тому +22

    9:49 Arguably the best *"OOHHHHH"* through out the whole series..

  • @generalcrustard0311
    @generalcrustard0311 8 років тому +391

    Even if his career went downhill after the Sopranos, just to have been a main character in the Sopranos is more than most actors could ever dream of.

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 7 років тому +48

      Blame his agent.....and that schnozz

    • @KD-ib4qq
      @KD-ib4qq 6 років тому +183

      his career didn't go downhill. He mainly moved on to working behind the camera

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 6 років тому +2

      The last of his kind Is that you Michael Richards?

    • @O0Q0OQO
      @O0Q0OQO 6 років тому +109

      He has like a mansion in Santa Barbara I don't think he gives a shit.

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 6 років тому +43

      T Dente Exactly. If the cast of Friends got $1 million per episode imagine how much an actor like Imperioli made off HBO per episode. He's living the life of leisure

  • @twinboys6401
    @twinboys6401 4 роки тому +436

    Damn I didn’t realize how much he beat Adriana.

    • @glenjoke10
      @glenjoke10 3 роки тому +58

      She had it coming.

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 3 роки тому +56

      @@glenjoke10 the fuck is wrong with you

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 3 роки тому +32

      @Ismael barrera Lol you're fucked up in the head if you think that warrants violence

    • @driplerthadripper
      @driplerthadripper 3 роки тому +1

      @@DanJuega bro look at his name you expect anything less

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 3 роки тому +2

      @@driplerthadripper ?

  • @horsekfobster7823
    @horsekfobster7823 2 роки тому +49

    Michael is an impressive actor. When I first saw him, I thought he looked like a goofy. But he’s like Joe Pesci, he’s believably tough and crazy for his short size. Christopher is like a young Richie Aprile

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner Рік тому +11

      That’s some coincidence, Joe Pesci’s character killed Michael Imperioli’s character in Goodfellas

    • @RejectedRecords1998
      @RejectedRecords1998 10 місяців тому +2

      Michael Imperioli isn't a small guy

  • @jesuspi3ce
    @jesuspi3ce 7 років тому +706

    Chrissy's unibrow never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @322killuminati
      @322killuminati 6 років тому +5

      Jackson Hill If this was Twitter I would retweet the above.

    • @flacko001
      @flacko001 6 років тому +26

      That nose..its like a natural canopy

    • @makerstudios5456
      @makerstudios5456 6 років тому +16

      Jackson Hill It has the makings of a varsity caterpillar.

    • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
      @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @Dutc308
      @Dutc308 4 роки тому +8

      For a skinny guy that worked out with 5 pound dumbbells
      Chris had alot of balls

  • @artemis8502
    @artemis8502 10 років тому +390

    Chris's lines were so fuckin' funny. "That's right go home. Get my fuckin' dinner ready."

    • @grandbeerthief
      @grandbeerthief 3 роки тому +4

      haha so funny haha dinner

    • @OrdinaryInspiration
      @OrdinaryInspiration 3 роки тому +26

      @@grandbeerthief The funniest part was when he hit her she reared up and hit him back, he stumbled back in his chair. LOL

    • @bigjohn3928
      @bigjohn3928 3 роки тому +4

      Like Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas,full of one liners..

    • @Shlogger
      @Shlogger 2 роки тому +6

      the way he says "You fuckin' hoo-yar.." is so hilarious to me for some reason. Just vicious. lol.

  • @tjseymour3081
    @tjseymour3081 3 роки тому +16

    This show is by far the greatest ever made….. man these were the glory days of television

  • @Lionheart5977
    @Lionheart5977 4 роки тому +107

    Adriana being hit left and right was hard to watch, but her crawling for her life was the worst.. 😔😔

  • @AstroTrain100
    @AstroTrain100 8 років тому +249

    5:13 CRAZY James Gandolfini did die of a heart attack, he was like 51.

    • @nymike06
      @nymike06 8 років тому +24

      Michael Imperiolis character just about predicted the future. Gandolfini was 51 at the time of his death, a heart attack.

    • @rogerflaps36
      @rogerflaps36 8 років тому +24

      +nymike06 Fuckin hell,you're right! What a scary prediction.

    • @hamzagas1
      @hamzagas1 7 років тому +4

      yeah nobody saw that coming ..

    • @ITIsFunnyDamnIT
      @ITIsFunnyDamnIT 6 років тому +4

      I know I always thought about that very line Christopher said to Tony, when I first heard his death. Such a shame James Gandolfini was a legend

    • @mikehunt2190
      @mikehunt2190 5 років тому +7

      Ralph did say that Tony ate sausage and beef by the carload.

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 2 роки тому +82

    THAT'S MY MONEY PAULIE... I'm shocked that wasn't in this

  • @marc80s
    @marc80s 8 років тому +360

    Jesus, I never realized how much Chrissy beat the shit out of Adrianna.

    • @veepw1611
      @veepw1611 8 років тому +42

      Me neither. My thoughts exactly. Holy shit he beat the hell out of that woman. It wasn't until all these clips that I realized how much.

    • @expos4everac
      @expos4everac 7 років тому +15

      marc80s equality for all

    • @bassinblue
      @bassinblue 7 років тому +5

      Well, maybe her being with a guy that was successful and making lots of money lured her in the early days but after, genuinely loved him. That's the way I saw it.

    • @redetrigan
      @redetrigan 7 років тому +2

      That seems to be an inspiration to many here

    • @expos4everac
      @expos4everac 7 років тому +9

      marc80s fuck her...equal rights u want...bitches always play the innocent victims...let them taste their own medicine....man have the right to raise up on these no good gold digging cunts

  • @coke378
    @coke378 9 років тому +303

    "You knew you were damaged goods and didn't tell me?!!!" lol

    • @bergercookie
      @bergercookie 7 років тому +20

      mikey unkown lmao that was so brutal 🤣

    • @marcshumer9024
      @marcshumer9024 6 років тому +8

      Still I think about that line to myself at times and I get a laugh out of it. Classic line!

    • @KevinArcade87
      @KevinArcade87 5 років тому +11

      Say it to a girl someday

    • @darkplague1654
      @darkplague1654 5 років тому +1

      Damn it gets me every time

    • @ComicAcolyte
      @ComicAcolyte 3 роки тому +4

      @@KevinArcade87 nah nah don't.

  • @erics362
    @erics362 3 роки тому +185

    I love when Adrianna puts her hands up in a boxing stance after Christopher hits her.

    • @drewp.weiner2473
      @drewp.weiner2473 3 роки тому +17

      And still doesn’t block a shot and gets her ass beat. Needs more training.

    • @jaimejimenez4223
      @jaimejimenez4223 2 роки тому +10

      🤨

    • @suspiciouswatermelon7639
      @suspiciouswatermelon7639 2 роки тому

      She must have really liked getting slapped.

    • @andrewrobertson3894
      @andrewrobertson3894 2 роки тому +19

      Her pitiful attempt at defending herself before being pulverized again.

    • @merkins87
      @merkins87 2 роки тому +21

      Doctor assessed the bruises on Chris' knuckles & was shocked:
      "Christopher, how do you beat your partner?"
      "It's easy: better range & footwork!".
      A lot of young girls see the glamour of going out with a rich, young bad boy, totally oblivious to the fact that they're going to become a human punching bag the second these tall children hear the word "no".

  • @Mryrhodesian
    @Mryrhodesian 6 років тому +76

    Damn, all those years I just used my catchers mitt to play baseball. Who knew it had another use.

  • @LRS905
    @LRS905 10 років тому +81

    Damn Spider sure holds a grudge for being shot in the foot. All that resentment makes him so violent...

  • @erenyeager6340
    @erenyeager6340 3 роки тому +49

    When Adriana says "Ow, my neck" you can't help but feel sorry for her....damn 😞

    • @NAzTRAdamUS
      @NAzTRAdamUS 3 роки тому +21

      HER acting was underrated, all her beating scenes made my stomach turn

    • @H.EL-Othemany
      @H.EL-Othemany 2 роки тому +4

      @@NAzTRAdamUS I don't understand why you think it was underrated? Who underrated it?

    • @yoiyoikokon
      @yoiyoikokon Місяць тому +1

      it wasn't in the script. She got hurt for real in that scene.

  • @wpvg_aiir3606
    @wpvg_aiir3606 6 років тому +70

    “Go home and get my dinner ready”

  • @kp-ls4kq
    @kp-ls4kq 5 років тому +35

    9:48 might be the best "ooooohhhhh" of the whole series other than when the little kid told Bobby as Santa "fuck you" and like 30 people said it at once lmao

  • @GrayRedRoom
    @GrayRedRoom 3 роки тому +19

    Christopher is my favorite character on the show and in TV history. He's so entertaining. I love him and the show.

  • @PattayaDIRTY
    @PattayaDIRTY 7 років тому +131

    I recommend Christopher takes 2x 10mg Valium every 15 minutes.

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis 5 років тому +8

      He needs it

    • @af7318
      @af7318 5 років тому

      Ouuhhh

    • @br3ad420
      @br3ad420 4 роки тому +3

      Valium? More like Ativan every 3 hours while awake.

  • @chavezunseen
    @chavezunseen 4 роки тому +64

    “In my thoughts I use the technique of positive visualization”

  • @ninjaboy191
    @ninjaboy191 3 роки тому +16

    I feel Christopher's marksmanship doesn't get enough credit. Dude is a fucking machine and would've won the war against New York himself if he lived.

  • @markyncole
    @markyncole 8 років тому +1949

    A hot GF who can't get pregnant isn't damaged goods,it's a gift from God.

    • @jimmiizzy6283
      @jimmiizzy6283 7 років тому +152

      @ markyncole
      What about after her asshole rots out of her?

    • @almightyfonics
      @almightyfonics 6 років тому +119

      Right , raw sex 24/7

    • @giorgiogazzola5972
      @giorgiogazzola5972 6 років тому +80

      @@jimmiizzy6283 her ass definitely smells like mortadella and Manhattan Special.

    • @LerRhann
      @LerRhann 6 років тому +20

      Amen to that.

    • @giannavision3853
      @giannavision3853 6 років тому +2

      markyncole hahahahaha!

  • @Red_Spirit11
    @Red_Spirit11 2 роки тому +76

    It's horrible how Christopher treats Adriana even after how loyal and loving she is to him.

  • @juliuscaesar6500
    @juliuscaesar6500 7 років тому +304

    My favorite character in the series. Tony did him dirty af! Smh. They left out the best scenes tho from the intervention to when he sat on Cossette. "she musta crawled under there for warmth" lmfao

    • @plshelpmeawkdough
      @plshelpmeawkdough 5 років тому +11

      Tony did the right thing, Chris was a walking time bomb.

    • @009-u1h
      @009-u1h 5 років тому +26

      @@plshelpmeawkdough he was stuck in a life he didn't want to be in, constantly around men who berate him for not drinking and then doing so anyways when he does drink. you're right in that he was bound to fail but it's more so because of the people around him

    • @MrJRD827
      @MrJRD827 5 років тому +4

      Funniest scene in the show when the dogged died. “..warmth” lmfao

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. 5 років тому +5

      Why? Was she barkin?

    • @ladytea697
      @ladytea697 4 роки тому

      I forgot about that! That crazy bastard did kill the dog OMG 😱

  • @rubydiseno9406
    @rubydiseno9406 6 років тому +37

    he is one of the most talented actors of all time...

  • @paulw3747
    @paulw3747 3 роки тому +8

    Brilliantly played character.
    Chris moltisanti was officially the biggest bad ass in the Sopranos

  • @ukkfayooyay
    @ukkfayooyay 10 років тому +8

    Great compilation! Thanks much!

  • @kasperrohmann328
    @kasperrohmann328 4 роки тому +81

    "You're gonna have a heartattack by the time you're 50"
    Dies of a heartattack at 51. I know..I know we had this talk, but shit. Such a talent and great man.

  • @art.demirjian9721
    @art.demirjian9721 Рік тому +3

    He is a great actor! I always enjoy watching and being with soprano team members for their amazing ability to act and play their role. 👍😊

  • @TheCausalParadox
    @TheCausalParadox 6 років тому +282

    Hah! What about Adriana's dog, crawling under him for warmth?

  • @kevinp8186
    @kevinp8186 7 років тому +167

    Christopher will always be my favorite character.. dude was a gangster through and through!!

    • @MARRO1190
      @MARRO1190 6 років тому +3

      @Daniel Treadwell what?

    • @lorrainevitolo9451
      @lorrainevitolo9451 5 років тому

      Christopher was a poor timid bar boy in goodfellas and Tommy(Joe Pesce) got shot in the foot only a wk later he was in a hole. Literally.

    • @lorrainevitolo9451
      @lorrainevitolo9451 5 років тому +1

      Correction Pesce put Christopher in the hole.

    • @JohnnyDominion
      @JohnnyDominion 4 роки тому +2

      Christopher was a fucking screw up who thought he was worth more than he actually was.

    • @advance9343
      @advance9343 4 роки тому

      You fucking WHOAH

  • @maria-mvrck
    @maria-mvrck 2 роки тому +17

    Out of all the golden moments in this clip please look at Paulie’s expression at 5:05. I just noticed it. He looks SO offended 🤣

  • @guyshafor1320
    @guyshafor1320 5 років тому +146

    I love how whenever Christopher shows some depth and empathy, he invariably turns around and acts like a total piece of shit, sometimes in the same scene.
    But i guess that's everyone on this show😄

    • @merkins87
      @merkins87 2 роки тому +5

      The show was supposed to be a drama but it's actually peak black comedy, given how well it's written & how all their hypocrisies are on display at all times.

  • @zleepydude224
    @zleepydude224 4 роки тому +130

    If Gandolfini could barely handle “hitting” women in the show I can hardly imagen how Michael Imperioli felt playing Christopher.

  • @DizzyDaDon
    @DizzyDaDon Рік тому +8

    the whole ‘Visiting Day’ recording session scene was HILARIOUS 😭 Chrissy tryna force the lead man to take drugs, the sucking a power line comment lmaooo, threatening & smacking him wit the guitar. Brilliant

  • @galleryofrogues
    @galleryofrogues 4 роки тому +69

    *”I di-dent!”*

  • @39Hundred
    @39Hundred 9 років тому +110

    @ 5:13 Christopher tell Tony, he's gonna have a heart attack by the time he's 50.
    James Gandolfini died of a heart attack at 51.
    Wow. The writers predicted his death.

    • @uyy7uhy
      @uyy7uhy 8 років тому +5

      +Marshall Street Well he was Obese so if you had to guess you would probably guess that.

    • @fabo36
      @fabo36 8 років тому +21

      +Marshall Street I mean it's pretty crazy watching James gain weight as the show went on. If you look at him from season 1 to season 6 he's like double in size

    • @boe1776
      @boe1776 5 років тому +2

      I just commented something similar very sad now I wonder if the actor who played Chrissy or any of them made the connection or if he felt bad he's still missed till this day

    • @juancopete4437
      @juancopete4437 5 років тому

      Marshall Street so did Vito!

  • @EverGreen1888
    @EverGreen1888 3 роки тому +4

    Great edit!
    Amazing how this show can make you feel disgust and sympathy at the same time for these characters

  • @jankok.gontarek698
    @jankok.gontarek698 8 років тому +21

    christopher is probably my favorite from the sopranos :)

  • @illz09
    @illz09 4 роки тому +31

    "You know how fast I can run" 🤣🤣

  • @fjdisksjs8040
    @fjdisksjs8040 Рік тому +9

    "in my thoughts I use the technique of positive visualization" idk why 😂😂😂 but that always made me chuckle

  • @EliteOps1
    @EliteOps1 9 років тому +62

    You're gonna have a heart attack by the time you're 50. And James did. Chase predicted the future. What a shame.

    • @ShawnsterVideos
      @ShawnsterVideos 9 років тому +1

      Jon Kline I'll ad to the eulogizing of Gandolfini. Jim was very generous to the cast & crew. He hired a sushi chef to cater a fresh spread on set, once a week usually Fridays, - out of his own pocket. Jim bought high-end gifts for the producers after the series wrapped. Even the assistant directors + their regular on-staff & set PAs were given quality wrap gifts.
      James Gandofini was a great guy.

    • @FireMinstrel
      @FireMinstrel 9 років тому +6

      +Shawn Lucas Agreed. I actually really liked his appearance on Sesame Street. It's really sweet, and an amazing contrast to ultimate tough-guy Tony Soprano. It'll be one of the few things his little girl will be able to watch him in while she's still small.

  • @skullduggery3377
    @skullduggery3377 9 років тому +93

    he had a few more lines than spider...lol.

    • @A.C31
      @A.C31 8 років тому +7

      Maybe that's because he didn't stutter?

    • @nickcammarata638
      @nickcammarata638 6 років тому +1

      It happens

    • @kenf3299
      @kenf3299 6 років тому +3

      No, I thought you said I'm alright, Spider. I AM ALRIGHT!

    • @danielpatrick3761
      @danielpatrick3761 6 років тому +1

      Hey Skull Duggery - Why don't you go fuck yourself

    • @theha-hawalls5783
      @theha-hawalls5783 5 років тому

      In what way ;)

  • @margraveofgadsden8997
    @margraveofgadsden8997 2 роки тому +7

    Christopher’s reply at 0:09 is my favorite line in this series.

  • @Berkmugga
    @Berkmugga 5 років тому +168

    Adrianna really loves Christopher the way she let him beat her ass. It’s so romantic.

    • @nihilisticbarbie
      @nihilisticbarbie 5 років тому +16

      Well, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Like most situations in life

    • @karwane1
      @karwane1 4 роки тому +10

      true love.

    • @Berkmugga
      @Berkmugga 4 роки тому +10

      @@karwane1 It's beautiful.

    • @seppukumouse8005
      @seppukumouse8005 3 роки тому +1

      @@Berkmugga coming from Cali definitely knows how to beat a woman? Lol betcha if you someone treating your sister or mother like that your panties be all in bunch. Twist sadist.

    • @Berkmugga
      @Berkmugga 3 роки тому +9

      Marco Lucatero what’s your sisters @? I’ma do what I want and you won’t do a thing.

  • @genekelly8467
    @genekelly8467 5 років тому +47

    Imagine Tony dying from a heart attack-and Chris taking over? Chris was even more of a psychopath

    • @suryaananda108
      @suryaananda108 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah it would of been a fantastic spin off if it could of ever happened.

  • @argelbargel7680
    @argelbargel7680 4 роки тому +8

    The greatest intervention ever.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 3 роки тому

      Went from "We're not attacking you" to kicking the shit out of him in two minutes flat.

  • @Greatest1979
    @Greatest1979 9 років тому +28

    One of my top 3 absolute favorite characters on Sopranos...

    • @Greatest1979
      @Greatest1979 9 років тому +1

      That says shit about me, I hated it that he used to beat Adrianna,

    • @PaulClipMaster
      @PaulClipMaster  9 років тому +32

      ***** All the characters killed and murdered people. Why do you only care about the women? Says a lot about you lol.

    • @FireMinstrel
      @FireMinstrel 9 років тому

      +Greatest1979 Who are your other two?

    • @orangewarm1
      @orangewarm1 8 років тому +1

      Gotta be Paulie for the idiocy of his lines (he was an interior decorator). And also Ralph for the utter ruthless behaviour.

  • @karimorgan7395
    @karimorgan7395 8 років тому +80

    Christopher was the best out of all them

    • @dylanrosser2476
      @dylanrosser2476 6 років тому +8

      Kari Morgan always carried through with what he said or who he threatened that's what I liked about him

    • @elveszettszikla
      @elveszettszikla 5 років тому

      Kari Morgan facts say somehow only Paulie survived.

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 3 роки тому +28

    I felt so bad for Adrianna (but, for nobody else). But, the acting was so compelling. Wow, just so believable, like we're right there.

    • @johnclay2716
      @johnclay2716 8 місяців тому

      Simp syndrome
      Woman does terrible things, OMG POOR DOLL! Man does terrible things, HE DESERVES TO GO TO HELL

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 5 років тому +8

    Christopher had the most consistent best lines through the entire series.

  • @pesoff
    @pesoff 6 років тому +135

    50 % of the clip was him beating on Adrianna ffs xD

    • @elveszettszikla
      @elveszettszikla 5 років тому

      pesoff some went down got knocked out and even died from less punches

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 4 роки тому

      *1 %

    • @voidclincher3318
      @voidclincher3318 4 роки тому +6

      Hes the man.

    • @NI771-_
      @NI771-_ 4 роки тому +12

      Void Clincher he’s not “ the man”. Only a weak man would react that way, and only a weak man like you would approve of that shit.

    • @joeysoG
      @joeysoG 4 роки тому

      5% Pussy

  • @jeremytaylor206
    @jeremytaylor206 11 місяців тому +2

    Chris is the fans favorite, gotta love him

  • @A.C31
    @A.C31 8 років тому +6

    Great editing job! Chris was a very good character and I'm glad Spider got to play him

  • @professor.moriarty9803
    @professor.moriarty9803 5 років тому +17

    "Chris, you're in the Mafia!!"
    "Fine…"
    Shot right in the head
    Fucking badass…

    • @jasonkinzie8835
      @jasonkinzie8835 3 роки тому +6

      I think you mean psychopath. And a coward. The guy wasn't armed.

  • @bloemkoolendestreetgang450
    @bloemkoolendestreetgang450 5 місяців тому +3

    9:43 that “fuck off” was so satisfying

  • @daleandrews367
    @daleandrews367 5 років тому +16

    Michael Imperioli("Chrissie") has some great acting skills. Him crying to "T" about Adrianna ratting to the feds was great and convincing. Not his first rodeo. You know a person is a good actor when you lose yourself in their character and forget that its just a charade after all.