The Sopranos - Little Carmine Lupertazzi's legendary speeches and quotes

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  • @zweePOP
    @zweePOP 2 роки тому +3510

    Little Carmine is what happens when you max out wisdom but don’t put any points into intelligence

  • @KingWael17
    @KingWael17 4 роки тому +4188

    Carmine Lupertazzi Jr, the definiton of winning a war by losing every battle.

    • @Gaboxxy96
      @Gaboxxy96 4 роки тому +534

      But at the same time he outlived all of them. At the end of the day I think Carmine prioritized branching out into legitimate business rather than going to war for nothing.

    • @trebaby9
      @trebaby9 4 роки тому +147

      @@Gaboxxy96 true but it doesn’t make him the cleverest cat, he just had enough common sense not to follow his father to the grave when he could just as easily make lots of money and still do his own thing.

    • @Carlito_Brigante
      @Carlito_Brigante 3 роки тому +302

      @@trebaby9 He played everyone. He’s the only one that won.

    • @whenidipudipwedip
      @whenidipudipwedip 3 роки тому +13

      Brainless the second slept with his cousin. No one ever mentions that.

    • @ar507
      @ar507 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂

  • @followingtheroe1952
    @followingtheroe1952 3 роки тому +1401

    The actor who played little carmine was great. Im glad david chase was able to curtail the script to his subspecies. A great character is much like a child, with many parents, or by aversion: the character is their child.

    • @cheefqueef6494
      @cheefqueef6494 2 роки тому +42

      Tbh now that I look at it he looked a lot like a younger Jeffery Epstein lol

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 2 роки тому +12

      Ray Abruzzo

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ginzo111
      @Ginzo111 2 роки тому +3

      omg bro HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH i cant

    • @mattbob1995
      @mattbob1995 Рік тому +12

      the sacred and the propane

  • @tommclarty17
    @tommclarty17 3 роки тому +2464

    My respect for Little Carmine as a linguist just fucking plummeted.

    • @grammarnazi9440
      @grammarnazi9440 2 роки тому +15

      Agreed I just noticed that.

    • @scroopynooperz9051
      @scroopynooperz9051 2 роки тому +91

      The sacred and the propane

    • @grammarnazi9440
      @grammarnazi9440 2 роки тому +8

      Lmao I laughed so hard on that one...

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 2 роки тому +4

      I just sailed her yesterday ! She was fine !!

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 2 роки тому +11

      Hey Ray if Dan Marino would’ve held that ball laces out , you would of never missed that kick !

  • @brianmaquena9074
    @brianmaquena9074 3 роки тому +764

    "A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold." - The look on Butch's face after Carmine's comment is the funniest scene in all of Sopranos.

    • @xelaplays14
      @xelaplays14 2 роки тому +16

      Genius

    • @Damphouse
      @Damphouse Рік тому +151

      Shit actually made sense too lmao. The life of a loved one > all the money in the world basically

    • @LaurentCardinal
      @LaurentCardinal Рік тому +66

      @@Damphouse yeah I agree this is actually the only mic-drop from Carmine Jr. that made sense

    • @mbsb1376
      @mbsb1376 Рік тому +64

      ​@@LaurentCardinalThey all make perfect sense. No one measures gold in gallons.

    • @LaurentCardinal
      @LaurentCardinal Рік тому +25

      @@mbsb1376 thanks for clearing that up, I always thought it was gallons and not troy ounces.
      Duh it's not gallons, but if you wanna compare liquid blood you can "imagine" a gold that's been melted into the equivalent of a gallon

  • @mclaughlinja1995
    @mclaughlinja1995 3 роки тому +983

    “Much like a child, a film has many parents.” 😂

    • @alexandrubadea4594
      @alexandrubadea4594 2 роки тому +176

      Don't forget, he already had 9 movies under his subspecies

    • @rumble2468
      @rumble2468 Рік тому +34

      By aversion.

    • @tedcrilly46
      @tedcrilly46 10 місяців тому +33

      we cannot know at this time whether what he said was good or bad until a later point in time when we can know whether it was. Or wasnt.

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@PeterT-i1w"shut up!"

    • @BRIANDER100
      @BRIANDER100 7 місяців тому

      until we confirm it @@tedcrilly46

  • @JohnLutherable
    @JohnLutherable 3 роки тому +1551

    Little Carmine, often derided for his malapropisms, was the real winner at the end. Money, quiet life, loyal wife and his dream job of being a movie producer

    • @gregaroivanalininovich9019
      @gregaroivanalininovich9019 2 роки тому +126

      ... until the rise of free internet pr0n and OnlyFans decreased the profit margin of the South Beach Strumpet series.

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 Рік тому +139

      @@gregaroivanalininovich9019
      That definitely had an adverse impact on his respective bottom line

    • @johngaltspeaking213
      @johngaltspeaking213 Рік тому +75

      I hear he has a few more titles under his subspecies.

    • @GeddyRC
      @GeddyRC Рік тому +53

      He had a clear understanding of the sacred and propane. I'm sure he landed just fine, on bended knee.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 Рік тому +2

      @@gregaroivanalininovich9019 It's not like the porn companies aren't making money, he could have worked out a deal

  • @hcirs9425
    @hcirs9425 4 роки тому +1988

    “Phil Leotardo turning into a house, whatever happened there.”

  • @tampabay4800
    @tampabay4800 4 роки тому +769

    I am reminded of Borko the whatevers Soprano uploader. The something. He built a channel. Me and my friends saw it when we were browsing UA-cam. In the end, HBO striked him in irons.

    • @borko1990
      @borko1990  4 роки тому +91

      Lol

    • @brianmaquena9074
      @brianmaquena9074 3 роки тому +20

      Little Carmine's speech actually made a lot of sense. But how messed up the names and pronunciation of "Ver-say-Lees, where the king lived" made it all ridiculous, LOL

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 3 роки тому +1

      I still don't understand the point he was trying to make. Can someone explain?

    • @sunnysinghchouhan5319
      @sunnysinghchouhan5319 3 роки тому +2

      Legend 👏👏

    • @ongbruhlol
      @ongbruhlol 3 роки тому +21

      @@ernstthalmann4306 the point is to not be greedy. the finance minister (johnny sack) had a better house (in jersey) than the king (carmine sr.) and that greediness was his downfall. basically that johnny might be too ambitious ("lives above his head") for his own good.
      capisce?

  • @BlastoffDiaz
    @BlastoffDiaz Рік тому +379

    Best running gag in the show is that moment of confusion on everyone's face each time they cut away from Carmine talking.

    • @billyb4790
      @billyb4790 Рік тому

      When I first watched the sopranos I was like is it just me or is this dude a moron?? I couldn’t understand 😂

    • @caseymckenzie3951
      @caseymckenzie3951 6 місяців тому +5

      I think he done that by design lol so no one could decode him or even knew what the hell he was talking about as he was rising to the top

    • @IllusionSector
      @IllusionSector 3 місяці тому +6

      @@caseymckenzie3951 I think Little Carmine might be Kamala Harris' speech writer.

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo 3 місяці тому

      Let's let the past be bygones, okay fellas?

    • @timothybowman404
      @timothybowman404 17 днів тому

      @@IllusionSectorOr trumps considering he can’t answer basic questions and spreads just general nonsense and lies. On top of being a criminal and wannabe dictator

  • @lookitssupergus
    @lookitssupergus 4 роки тому +970

    borko, we appreciate that your time is less than limited

    • @borko1990
      @borko1990  4 роки тому +207

      Time is all I've got under this 84-hour total lockdown

    • @s.v.848
      @s.v.848 4 роки тому +92

      @@borko1990 But could you do 20 fucking years?!

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 4 роки тому +74

      @@s.v.848 he does 84 fuckin hours a day. no more compromises.

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 роки тому +21

      Sir Borko Kingsley

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 роки тому +14

      We wanted to surmise borko’s interest , then tell the part to his specificities...

  • @thefilmseeker
    @thefilmseeker 4 роки тому +1103

    I love how Carmine lights his cigar as some sort of mic drop move while Tony stares at him with a "what the fuck is this guy talking about?" look on his face.

    • @danpena10565
      @danpena10565 3 роки тому +73

      Not only that, the man can't even light a cigar properly.

    • @TheSamLegacy
      @TheSamLegacy 3 роки тому +66

      I've noticed when characters make power moves they smoke a cigar. Tony does it, Phil and his crew do it at the end when declining an offer with Tony. I need to rewatch to catch any others. Could be looking into it too much or confirmation bias.

    • @edd8914
      @edd8914 3 роки тому +12

      @@TheSamLegacy I think this idea could make a decent video.

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 3 роки тому +9

      He is saying that although John seems like he is the boss Carmine will slap him in irons.

    • @prairie_dog_5443
      @prairie_dog_5443 3 роки тому +1

      Haha this scene is a pure gold

  • @natemarx4999
    @natemarx4999 4 роки тому +1039

    "The fundamental question is will i be as effective as a boss as my dad was, and i will be, even more so, but until i am, it's gonna be hard to verify that i think i will be more effective."

    • @markotodorovic4559
      @markotodorovic4559 4 роки тому +168

      Holy shit, I lost it at that part!😂
      This fuckin' show..you really need to watch it like 2-3 times and then all these clips to catch all this stuff. Fucking hilarious

    • @mrcheezle3910
      @mrcheezle3910 4 роки тому +26

      Best quote ever

    • @TheRealSuperJ
      @TheRealSuperJ 4 роки тому +126

      So many words to say so little. One of the best.

    • @chrismemphis8062
      @chrismemphis8062 4 роки тому +4

      @Steve Turowski See Joe Biden ua-cam.com/video/L4VH2JjWDnk/v-deo.html

    • @2005blackpearl
      @2005blackpearl 4 роки тому +19

      Chris Memphis yeah, you might want to see three years of trump slaughtering the English language on the world stage first. Even listening to him say ‘China’ is enough to make me feel like I’m having a stroke.

  • @MorgenthauMusic
    @MorgenthauMusic 2 роки тому +840

    Little Carmine invented a kind of humour that wasn't even really invented before he came into the scene. He clearly is a genius.

    • @bluceree7312
      @bluceree7312 Рік тому +32

      He's a savant.

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut Рік тому +44

      He's the type of guy that would have a joke Time Magazine cover with a picture of himself on it framed, hanging in his house.

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut Рік тому +3

      Archie bunker butchered the English language pretty badly, too.

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 Рік тому +6

      it's old sounding like a intellectual while saying nothing

    • @atlantaguitar9689
      @atlantaguitar9689 11 місяців тому +12

      I would call it an extension of malapropism.

  • @phil-Leotardo.171
    @phil-Leotardo.171 4 роки тому +1903

    Anthony Soprano has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own uncle to grab the big seat, his father's brother.
    I'm embarrassed. I let him come to the hospital last Christmas, and I took his fat, fuckin' hand in friendship.

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 роки тому +158

      Uncle Philly!

    • @rugger104
      @rugger104 4 роки тому +125

      Phil, you took a heart attack!

    • @anthonyolvera5916
      @anthonyolvera5916 4 роки тому +58

      What are you waiting for? Get lost

    • @thehighburyzone311
      @thehighburyzone311 4 роки тому +56

      Phil Leotardo uncle Philly, please calm down

    • @StillTheVoid
      @StillTheVoid 4 роки тому +48

      Blundetto, whatever happened there?
      - Little Carmine

  • @jonf1812
    @jonf1812 4 роки тому +1179

    Johnny Sack is so greedy that he took all the wife he could get.

    • @merrittblankenship6827
      @merrittblankenship6827 4 роки тому +38

      Jon F lmao. One of the best comments I’ve read.

    • @JamesSmith-yi9bt
      @JamesSmith-yi9bt 4 роки тому +13

      Ur gonna get whacked for this. Didn’t you know Ginnys had a weight problem since the baby? John never minded, he thinks she’s rubenesk.

    • @Gbari7
      @Gbari7 4 роки тому +68

      I lika womana you can graba onto a something

    • @svenskakrigare9543
      @svenskakrigare9543 4 роки тому +65

      You grab onto Ginny Sack, your fucking hands will dissappear

    • @nihilistcentraluk442
      @nihilistcentraluk442 4 роки тому +45

      He wanted a new ZIP code so he married one.

  • @STONESGAM
    @STONESGAM 4 роки тому +1120

    Despite his mangling of the English language...Carmine was actually pretty self aware and made good decisions in mafia matters. He was right to back down in the internal war with Johnny Sack. He kind of knew he wasn't really respected by some people and was seen as a spoiled idiot son of the boss.
    He was smart to stay mostly away in Miami and just be a captain and fly under the radar and make his money. He probably had a lot of money from his dad anyway. He also had a hot wife who seemed to love him. He definitely seemed to have a better life than Tony.

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 роки тому +272

      Well it’s hard to verify that carmine Lupertazzi jr would be an effective leader . But he always admired his dad . But up until that time it’s going to be hard to verify he’ll be an effective leader

    • @Azulicious
      @Azulicious 3 роки тому +73

      I keep coming back to this point. I don't know if I'm convinced by the conspiracy theories that Carmine was the master puppeteer towards the end of the show and plans everything out only to swoop in and steal it all, but you have to look at the facts and acknowledge he avoided a lot of bullshit. He also wasn't afraid to be snakey in pitting people against one another (see his dad and Johnny Sac), a trait that Tony couldn't see in John. Looking at it through this lens, it does feel like that slip about Phil's brother in the sit-down could be intentional.
      But by intention or luck, you're right - Carmine seemed to have it better than Tony.

    • @jeffs1546
      @jeffs1546 3 роки тому +10

      He got lucky over and over. Then just decided to step aside

    • @northernking6610
      @northernking6610 3 роки тому +8

      Maybe that's the sticking post you see him as the idiot son and not a real boss

    • @jasonryan2555
      @jasonryan2555 3 роки тому +22

      He also stirred the pot when it seemed that Tony and Phil were about to reconcile

  • @SonnyDazeNYC
    @SonnyDazeNYC 4 роки тому +494

    I built a shrine next to my BBQ grill so I can always be observant of the sacred and the propane.

  • @Paul-tn3sc
    @Paul-tn3sc 2 роки тому +325

    Carmine's knowledge of French History is a mixture of the sacred AND the propane

    • @Eliq09
      @Eliq09 Рік тому +25

      Very allegorical.

    • @billyb4790
      @billyb4790 Рік тому +9

      That reminds me of whatever the seconds finance minister.......de somethin’....

  • @tp230
    @tp230 3 роки тому +281

    As a non-native speaker of English, I was never sure whether Carmine was at it again or if I simply didn’t know a word or an expression.

    • @hullo8246
      @hullo8246 3 роки тому +52

      He hardly knows English either 🤣

    • @michaeldukes4108
      @michaeldukes4108 2 роки тому +42

      “At it again” 😂

    • @olofacosta3192
      @olofacosta3192 Рік тому +8

      ​@@OptimasIntenciones too me two Times to realise why everyone köpt qouting "the sacred and the propane" before I realized lmao

    • @vinniethegooch7830
      @vinniethegooch7830 6 місяців тому +3

      As an American, “at it again” is an expression I don’t dont use nearly enough lol

  • @agum9193
    @agum9193 4 роки тому +426

    "i've had 9 pictures under my subspecies."

    • @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160
      @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 3 роки тому +76

      I didn't even understand what he was trying to say, until the comment section informed me he was trying to say 'auspices'. God, this guy is a Shakespearean fool. That's a compliment.

    • @ggallintedtalk
      @ggallintedtalk 3 роки тому +38

      @@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 I think he was trying to say ‘subsidiaries’.

    • @pshakouri
      @pshakouri 3 роки тому +5

      I now realize when I watched this 15 years ago when my English wasn't good, I didn't understand half the stuff! Lol

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 3 роки тому

      That’s my favourite one and most underrated

    • @Adam-bq2vw
      @Adam-bq2vw 3 роки тому +13

      4 from the Sourh Beach Strumpet series alone.

  • @blasty137
    @blasty137 3 роки тому +357

    1:07 I love it how Tony is basically "what the fuck was that supposed to mean", and Carmine is like "I rest my case."

    • @pfitz9346
      @pfitz9346 Рік тому +50

      He genuinely makes a really good point though. Albeit incoherently. He's more or less saying a guy who gets ahead of himself and shows up the boss gets killed.

    • @goatedclips7388
      @goatedclips7388 Рік тому +22

      @@pfitz9346 Sun Tazoo right? The Chinese prince Machiavelli???

    • @Dynosaur42
      @Dynosaur42 Рік тому +10

      Ver - sails 😂

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 Рік тому +4

      I said my piece, Tony.

    • @StitchPen
      @StitchPen 7 місяців тому

      @@Dynosaur42(Where the king lived.)

  • @alexsaam2696
    @alexsaam2696 4 роки тому +277

    Everytime he speaks, he says the wrong word within each statement. So great. The subtle nuisances in his broken vocabulary make each scene priceless!

    • @sirnoname6943
      @sirnoname6943 2 роки тому +10

      Definition of intelligence without intelligence to express it

    • @moonie1825
      @moonie1825 2 роки тому +12

      I think you're at the precipice of a great resolution

    • @StoveSublevel
      @StoveSublevel 2 роки тому +16

      Did it yourself there with "subtle nuisances"! :)

    • @Jwhitspecialty
      @Jwhitspecialty Рік тому +1

      Brainless the second!

    • @billyb4790
      @billyb4790 Рік тому +3

      Very good. He sacred AND the propane.

  • @danielvlee
    @danielvlee 3 роки тому +304

    I love this character... he wants to be smarter & more intellectual than actually is, constant malapropisms, but he actually has the temperament for the job of leader, unlike almost every other character in the show.

    • @DinoPimp
      @DinoPimp 2 роки тому +63

      He's actually a legitimately smart cookie. He's one of those dudes who learns words only by reading them.

    • @hisholiness4537
      @hisholiness4537 2 роки тому +45

      The show has many nods to Sun Teh-zu, and I'm shocked at how many missed the fact that Little Carmine (and Albert Barese) embodied the "If you're strong, present yourself as weak." principle.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 2 роки тому +25

      Tony was such a bad boss, temperamental, paranoid and with a big mouth threatening and bullying everybody. Whacking everybody because of his paranoia. I'm surprised he lasted that long as boss

    • @SL-cl9gt
      @SL-cl9gt Рік тому +2

      He THINKS he’s smarter than he actually is. Not sure if he necessarily WANTS to be. That would imply extra effort. 😂

    • @defragsbin
      @defragsbin Рік тому +1

      @@hisholiness4537 really difficult to say if he means to do this or it's just a happy coincidence, but he certainly lives the good life

  • @SeeAyeEye
    @SeeAyeEye 4 роки тому +265

    Im reminded of the Shah of Irans finest shoeshiner. Spitshine or something

    • @afonsosousa2684
      @afonsosousa2684 4 роки тому +25

      The shoes even outshone Versales.

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 4 роки тому +1

      He don't shine shoes no more, BravoNolan

    • @brigadesFC9
      @brigadesFC9 3 місяці тому

      Hahahaha

    • @freesparks1931
      @freesparks1931 13 днів тому +1

      @@neilgerace355 Come on, were just breakin balls.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeyoung6987
    @joeyoung6987 4 роки тому +370

    Carmine likes to brag about his top-of-the-line wicking technology golfing socks. But honestly, they're glorified crews.

    • @bennylevine387
      @bennylevine387 4 роки тому +22

      Fuckin FootJoy over here.

    • @lastlaff2777
      @lastlaff2777 4 роки тому +12

      Low hanging fruit, but brilliant nonetheless. Well done.

    • @iceveiled
      @iceveiled 4 роки тому +6

      Oh you're gonna be a fuckin' funny boy now?

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 роки тому +1

      This is above and beyond Borko

  • @romacechina
    @romacechina 4 роки тому +567

    Carmine Jr is a true example of a person who says so much that means absolutely nothing in context and its what makes him so hilarious to watch along with his vast vocab.

    • @arcticpwners
      @arcticpwners 4 роки тому +23

      Carmine is that type that read about
      Sun Tzu.

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted 4 роки тому +9

      Most of what he said made sense just fine
      What did u think he said that didn't?

    • @romacechina
      @romacechina 4 роки тому +14

      Creative what carmines does and the hilarity of him as a character is misusing, mixing up or prodding on with his words that it underscores any point he’s trying to make and makes him look hilariously pretentious and to other characters that see him is an idiot instead hence his brainless the second reputation. Very much how George bush jr came off during his presidency. Despite the fact he does have wisdom and intelligence beneath his attempts at cromulent vocabulary. That’s what I was saying not that nothing he said made sense.

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted 4 роки тому +1

      @@romacechina
      I was referring to when u said he "says so much that means absolutely nothing in context"
      I don't recall him doing that, do u have any examples?

    • @afonsosousa2684
      @afonsosousa2684 4 роки тому +15

      @@CustomFitted It generally does mean something, but he says it in an extremely roundabout and pretentious way that is hilarious, especially when he misuses words.

  • @svenskakrigare9543
    @svenskakrigare9543 4 роки тому +820

    I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister, duh something"

    • @pdog109
      @pdog109 4 роки тому +43

      Can someone explain what the fuck Carmine is talking about because i can't figure it out.

    • @shimzofremnik
      @shimzofremnik 4 роки тому +24

      @@pdog109 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Fouquet

    • @shane1489
      @shane1489 4 роки тому +7

      Possibly my favorite line ... oh and the one when he’s found out that old lady got his dog Tippy

    • @HimHawJimJam
      @HimHawJimJam 4 роки тому +1

      Jaime D lmao

    • @baggedhemi
      @baggedhemi 4 роки тому +72

      It even outshown Versails

  • @thegreenbastard5171
    @thegreenbastard5171 4 роки тому +122

    A pint of Borko is worth more than a gallon of HBO.

    • @lhap8481
      @lhap8481 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHGAGAGA

  • @jonhambo3979
    @jonhambo3979 4 роки тому +157

    That “more effective as a boss” line almost gave me an aneurism trying to process that gem 😂 funny shit!

  • @cucumberwater6
    @cucumberwater6 7 місяців тому +13

    dude's so confident with his words and the way he speaks that he's got me thinking i'm wrong every time i think he's speaking nonsense

  • @PaulHussey01
    @PaulHussey01 4 роки тому +87

    We should all thank Borko for taking the trouble to post this, especially since his time is less than limited.

  • @CaptainSalazar69
    @CaptainSalazar69 4 роки тому +180

    Ray Abruzzo liked my comment after I said whatever happened there on his insta. Real man

    • @vuki11
      @vuki11 4 роки тому +23

      he replied to me on DM..he and the guy who play Billy Leotardo, Chris Caldovino..heck, even Robert Funaro (Eugene Pontecorvo) started follow me back, i think he follow back everone who follows him on Instagram.. now that is called being cool and down on earth. God bless these fantastic actors, these series, and the most awesome fanbase EVER.

    • @jaybee2402
      @jaybee2402 4 роки тому +1

      Not a fake man then? Like a transvestite? 😂

    • @CaptainSalazar69
      @CaptainSalazar69 4 роки тому +1

      Jay Bee yes like your mother

    • @jaybee2402
      @jaybee2402 4 роки тому +1

      @@CaptainSalazar69 Hilarious. Eaten any good books recently???

    • @officialPrighozin
      @officialPrighozin 4 роки тому

      @@CaptainSalazar69 your mothah

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis 2 роки тому +158

    Always saw Carmine Jr. as an stand-in for Emperor Claudius. His speech impediments and reputation for stupidity betrayed a capable political mind that kept him in power while his enemies destroyed themselves.

    • @OQIF87NREU
      @OQIF87NREU Рік тому +20

      I think 'belied' not 'betrayed'
      ...Carmine?

    • @luked4043
      @luked4043 Рік тому +8

      Very nice comparison

    • @brandonquezada9523
      @brandonquezada9523 Рік тому +22

      Very allegorical

    • @KeyserSoze-vi6xe
      @KeyserSoze-vi6xe 11 місяців тому +1

      What Empero Claudius? Another soap? Or y’all turds are studying history on Wikipedia ahahahahaha

    • @TheRealForgetfulElephant
      @TheRealForgetfulElephant 11 місяців тому +3

      He conquered Britannia!
      Claudius only mistake was that lion wife of his

  • @skullkrusher4078
    @skullkrusher4078 4 роки тому +207

    "Vuh-sails"
    Gotta' love how these guys act all sophisticated and worldly, yet cannot even pronounce one of the most renown French words ever.

    • @harizotoh7
      @harizotoh7 3 роки тому +21

      He's read the story in a book, and is mangling it. He hasn't heard the word spoken out loud.

    • @gsxerwhite
      @gsxerwhite 3 роки тому +4

      He was the hair apparent to Carmine Lupertazzi

    • @henrydupree8412
      @henrydupree8412 3 роки тому +3

      There’s a town in Kentucky called Versailles, and we also pronounce it as “Vur-sails” 😂

    • @tommclarty17
      @tommclarty17 3 роки тому +8

      @@henrydupree8412 Elvis country

    • @track16ofthechronic21
      @track16ofthechronic21 2 роки тому +1

      @@gsxerwhite Was the hair burning?

  • @ns687
    @ns687 4 роки тому +92

    "if the proper response is not forthcoming in a businesslike timeframe"
    At that moment, he decided to speak to Lupe Jr in Lupe's own 'lingua franca', telling him to "make it right, and hurry the fuck up about it"
    You could tell after the "Louis the whatevers finance minister" allegory, Tony had a moment of "what the fuck should I do here: get him to repeat in plain fuckin English, or do I try and talk to him in the same way - on a yooman level"

  •  4 роки тому +366

    Lil carmine was the funniest character in the whole show 😂

    • @equilibriumx763
      @equilibriumx763 4 роки тому +52

      Oisín O'Sullivan Lil? If you wanne talk like a fuckin' Mulignan, we’ll send you to slip-and-fall school..

    • @paulevans6066
      @paulevans6066 4 роки тому +31

      Tie between him and Junior. Paulie right after them.

    • @michaeljacobs6151
      @michaeljacobs6151 4 роки тому +5

      Ralphy

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 роки тому +2

      Well he did fix wet T-shirt contests lol

    • @kingjewelz9948
      @kingjewelz9948 3 роки тому +1

      Naw Ralphy , Sack and Phil

  • @patriciogonzaga3101
    @patriciogonzaga3101 Рік тому +24

    “You’re at the precipice, Tony, of an enormous crossroad.” 😂

  • @kcbh24
    @kcbh24 4 роки тому +159

    Paulie: heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-HEH-AY, CHRISSAY! 😂

    • @vinniethegooch7830
      @vinniethegooch7830 День тому +1

      (2seconds later) “that’s it between us, we’re done!”

  • @kamilzieba7427
    @kamilzieba7427 4 роки тому +70

    If there’s one thing my father taught me, it’s this. A pint of Borko costs more than a gallon of hbo!

  • @Ren_1090
    @Ren_1090 4 роки тому +89

    Ironically, everyone who liked to talk down (somewhat) to Little Carmine was dead by the end of the show while he still was alive, making him the smartest one of them all.
    Guy had a good thing going tbh.

    • @danpena10565
      @danpena10565 3 роки тому +10

      Little Carmine is the Sopranos' Bran the Broken, did nothing but won.

    • @oliver6257
      @oliver6257 5 місяців тому

      He said it in a stupid way but I don't think it's dumb in itself. It shows that he's looking at his thoughts objectively.

  • @hastur3201
    @hastur3201 4 роки тому +88

    Historically, historical uploads always come after copyright claims. I think Borko left all those enormous crossroads behind, now he is going to vetify that he thinks he will be the most effective uploader

  • @pdog109
    @pdog109 4 роки тому +81

    Bit of a po-suer if you ask me. HBO. They like to talk the talk i dunno. Their videos, their copyright. What they re-upload that video?

  • @billanderson9908
    @billanderson9908 Рік тому +36

    Okay, I'll admit it. I have memorised this speech of little Carmine's and have acted it out many, many times. I love it that much, and If the people I'm around are Sopranos fans, I get tons of laughs. Little Carmine is a gem. Watch T's expression after Carmine says, "In the end, Louis clapped him in irons!"

  • @stevelamprou
    @stevelamprou 3 роки тому +74

    Carmine Lupertazzi Jr is almost a mythical figure.

  • @mitchellbowman22
    @mitchellbowman22 4 роки тому +65

    Tony was such an underrated character. Really wish they did more with him

  • @johncarapinha5600
    @johncarapinha5600 4 роки тому +103

    "Nine pictures under my sub-species."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluegtturbo
      @bluegtturbo 4 роки тому +4

      Any idea what he actually meant ?

    • @Captainjack010
      @Captainjack010 4 роки тому +15

      Nine pictures under my auspices is what he tried tot say

    • @harizotoh7
      @harizotoh7 3 роки тому +1

      I have no idea what he was trying to say there.

    • @rona4851
      @rona4851 5 місяців тому

      4 in the south beach strumpets alone!

    • @DeadFishFactory
      @DeadFishFactory 2 місяці тому

      I think he means he has nine pictures under his subsidiaries, or his holding companies.

  • @StuFlyboyReay
    @StuFlyboyReay 2 роки тому +68

    Little Carmine was one of my favourite characters in The Soprano’s.
    The heir apparent, brainless the second.
    Most of the writing for Little Carmine was genius.

    • @hisholiness4537
      @hisholiness4537 2 роки тому +12

      Hair* apparent

    • @pierregasly3547
      @pierregasly3547 Рік тому

      They should've done more with him

    • @billyb4790
      @billyb4790 Рік тому +1

      I imagine the writers lighting a joint before writing his lines.

  • @leejon83
    @leejon83 Рік тому +21

    One of the most underrated characters on the show. The other guys throw out their silly malapropisms here and there but Carmine was a factory.

  • @Cusnpbzn
    @Cusnpbzn 3 роки тому +50

    5:02 "The story of a young man who goes to pieces then manages to find himself again." Brilliant Carmine!

  • @JasonsDigitalStuff
    @JasonsDigitalStuff 2 роки тому +35

    "The fundamental question is, will I be effective as a boss as my dad was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's gonna be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective." lol, wow

  • @JohnDoe-ix6my
    @JohnDoe-ix6my 3 роки тому +46

    The funniest thing about carmine is that even though they made fun of carmine he had everything they wanted

  • @Djrossi13
    @Djrossi13 4 роки тому +73

    “Glad you noticed that. Very observant. The holy and the propane.”

    • @mr.galactico7544
      @mr.galactico7544 3 роки тому +3

      I didn't understand the reference point of this one.

    • @Djrossi13
      @Djrossi13 3 роки тому +7

      @@mr.galactico7544 “The holy and the profane” is a phrase people use to describe a moral juxtaposition. Obviously he screwed it up, great script writing.

    • @buckfuttler2877
      @buckfuttler2877 3 роки тому +2

      "Sacred"

  • @joshschaeffer3300
    @joshschaeffer3300 4 роки тому +13

    I like how theres usually some sense to what hes saying. It's hard to see but its there.

  • @islapfools3282
    @islapfools3282 4 роки тому +44

    I had a dream, Borko was wearing one of those paper crowns. Like a Burger King or what have you.

  • @blksheep176
    @blksheep176 4 роки тому +324

    The only thing little carmine ever whacked
    The English language.

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 4 роки тому +12

      Joey peeps

    • @aldiyarball2914
      @aldiyarball2914 4 роки тому +7

      B Sp it’s sad when they go

    • @bsp5689
      @bsp5689 4 роки тому +9

      Aldiyar Ball WHEN THEY GOO!!!!!!????

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 4 роки тому +1

      Very good Francesca

    • @silviodante6792
      @silviodante6792 3 роки тому +3

      It outshone Versales

  • @Rob_V_W85
    @Rob_V_W85 4 роки тому +70

    This video deserves more like buttons than my grandmother's corset.

    • @p331083
      @p331083 4 роки тому

      Gonna be hard, she let everyone see that.

    • @pp-bb6jj
      @pp-bb6jj 14 днів тому

      You have a picture of my old account before they deleted it.

  • @adamchewy2284
    @adamchewy2284 4 роки тому +60

    " His shoes... his shine.."

    • @PussyBonpensiero
      @PussyBonpensiero 4 роки тому +8

      He hasn't been boss of a shoeshine stand long

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 4 роки тому +2

      Sonova bitch

    • @anthonyolvera5916
      @anthonyolvera5916 4 роки тому +3

      She used to brush her teeth with the stuff

    • @PussyBonpensiero
      @PussyBonpensiero 4 роки тому

      Oh Sil', that leather trechcoat you had on at the Ralphie/Paulie sitdown was on point, you looked like a friggin SS officer....I KNOW NOTHING! NOTHING!!

    • @brigadesFC9
      @brigadesFC9 3 місяці тому

      HAHHAA

  • @WalrusDoom
    @WalrusDoom 3 роки тому +24

    It was pretty avant-garde of HBO to have so many characters transform into houses by the final season.

  • @erk1229
    @erk1229 4 роки тому +46

    Phil House kept that show together. It was always incredible to tune in every week to HBO to see, season after season, how the many hijinks and disputes of the main characters could be resolved through the kind words, wisdom, and guidance of Phil House. Every week the characters would visit Phil House in Brooklyn to learn a new lesson in love, kindness, and loyalty, and this compilation shows the positive benefits of Phil House's lessons in rhetoric, which he taught to Carmine Jr. so that he could go on to resolve arguments through love, excellent diction, and a knack for storytelling (without everybody having to drive to Brooklyn to see Phil House). Some people say they wish the writers had done more with Phil House, but considering he was integral to argument resolution and peacekeeping in almost every episode of The Sopranos, I would say they did enough with him. What a great show.

  • @MilanVoorhees
    @MilanVoorhees 7 місяців тому +5

    “A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold” is actually quite a neat quote

  • @patrickoriley6791
    @patrickoriley6791 4 роки тому +10

    I finished watching this series for the 5th time yesterday. Yesterday. I am already on here watching Borko’s clips. That’s how great this show (and Borko’s clips) are. He’s an old fashioned guy that Borko, very allegorical.

  • @douglaswilke8582
    @douglaswilke8582 4 роки тому +15

    Hey Borko, Thanks for " surmising our interests and tailoring your videos to your own specificities."

  • @Njderig
    @Njderig 4 роки тому +73

    “He tried to recruit my moulanyan” lmao

    • @ewanmacfarlane9195
      @ewanmacfarlane9195 4 роки тому +10

      And worse he roughed up my appraiser.

    • @johnjuarez8005
      @johnjuarez8005 3 роки тому +3

      Was he one of the two black guys robbing random ppl?

    • @illusionsofgrand3ur
      @illusionsofgrand3ur 7 місяців тому +2

      @@johnjuarez8005 Oh yeah, those two guys!

    • @johnjuarez8005
      @johnjuarez8005 7 місяців тому +3

      @@illusionsofgrand3ur Yeah the gifted ones from Slip and Fall School!

  • @arf2003
    @arf2003 4 роки тому +21

    Borko this alteration you had with HBO...you're at the precipice, of an enormous crossroads.

  • @plev10
    @plev10 3 роки тому +15

    I find myself grasping at claws to express my imprecations of Little Carmine's persperationous locutions and his indomital spirit.

  • @Virus2304
    @Virus2304 4 роки тому +86

    A pint of likes costs more than a gallon of gold

    • @henners8910
      @henners8910 4 роки тому +1

      Spike Spiegel Tonne of gold Carmine a Tonne you dumb muda.

  • @northernking6610
    @northernking6610 3 роки тому +25

    A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. - carmine lupertazzi jr

  • @Freddie1980
    @Freddie1980 Рік тому +11

    "Some of you know I've had 9 pictures under my sub-spices" - I'm dead.

  • @Reemer894
    @Reemer894 4 роки тому +2

    The specificities of these vid titles keep me coming back to this channel. It definitely outshines Ver-sales

  • @anthonyolvera5916
    @anthonyolvera5916 4 роки тому +103

    That borko is a tough nut to crack his subcribers are a glorified crew

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 4 роки тому +13

      Borko makes anybody and everybody, and the way he does it is all effed up. Subbers don't get their fingers pricked. There's no sorting gun on the table.

    • @gorillone86
      @gorillone86 3 роки тому +3

      WOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!! 🤘🏽

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 3 роки тому +1

      @@Agent1W Borko's subscribers, huh? A bunch of farmers

  • @BRIANDER100
    @BRIANDER100 2 роки тому +5

    I appreciate your time is less than limited

  • @melk100
    @melk100 4 роки тому +6

    Little Carmine is something close to a Super Hero when it comes to f-ing up idioms and expressions (and names) in a perfectly perfect way.

  • @chunkymilk
    @chunkymilk Рік тому +8

    2:46 The fundamental question is ‘will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was?’. And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

  • @Perrples
    @Perrples 7 місяців тому +3

    “THE something” never gets old

  • @ArnasMMM
    @ArnasMMM 4 роки тому +24

    The "duh something" was Nicolas Fouquet, he was the finance advisor for King Lois XIV

    • @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160
      @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 3 роки тому +2

      Interesting to know, but I still have no idea what his point was, and clearly, neither did Tony.

    • @ArnasMMM
      @ArnasMMM 3 роки тому +12

      @@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 means that Nicolas overstepped King Lois, thus Lois had him clapped. Carmine means that Johnny maybe overstepping Carmine Sr. Which could result in similar fate

    • @lilquakeroats554
      @lilquakeroats554 6 місяців тому

      @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 Shows your intelligence level, I understood perfectly well

  • @Adam-bq2vw
    @Adam-bq2vw 3 роки тому +10

    The look on Butch’s face when Carmine Jr. says that line about a gallon of gold. 🤣

  • @bluegtturbo
    @bluegtturbo 4 роки тому +29

    Carmine is one of the gems in the series. Dumb in ways but really the cleverest because he avoids getting whacked and always tries to resolve issues without the stress of turf wars. This 'alteration' you had with him ...hahahaha how true, cos many facial features were indeed altered...

  • @jackdriscoll8387
    @jackdriscoll8387 3 роки тому +18

    i actually just realized what carmine was trying to say in that florida meeting😂. if his father is louis the whoever, john is his financial guy (“duh something”). he built a house that outshone his kings palace (johnny having greed that outweighs carmine sr.) little carmine believes this will lead to his father reprimanding johnny eventually. (i.e. “clapped him in irons)

    • @mrgreen4688
      @mrgreen4688 7 місяців тому +2

      alfred einstein over here

  • @BakaryD
    @BakaryD 28 днів тому +1

    We appreciate that your time is less than limited

  • @lpr5269
    @lpr5269 4 роки тому +10

    "And I just lost my friend Rusty." Cut to Tony and Phil acknowledging their part in Rusty's unfortunate demise. "Our friend. The Mayor of Munchkinland. John wants him gone."

  • @Johnny42877
    @Johnny42877 Рік тому +8

    4:37 the look phil and tony give eachother always kills me😭😭😭the mayor of munchkin land was such a great character, wish we saw more of him.

  • @TomOostenrijk
    @TomOostenrijk 3 роки тому +7

    '' A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold'' This guy, man xD

  • @SirGrimLockSmithVIII
    @SirGrimLockSmithVIII 6 місяців тому +3

    4:49
    I love how everyone actually considers what he says for a second and are all genuinely confused by the possibility that what he said may actually have merit.

  • @GreenEvanJ
    @GreenEvanJ 4 роки тому +4

    I appreciate the prospect you’re showing us, Borko, coming onto this platform and preaching out to us at this time, allegorically speaking. It’s a great sticking post.

  • @TheSci-fiAnarchist42
    @TheSci-fiAnarchist42 7 місяців тому +4

    "I won't let what happened to my father happen to me."
    You mean choking to death on an egg salad?

  • @MobKnowledge
    @MobKnowledge 4 роки тому +16

    "That precipice... I wonder if it was chalked."

    • @James_Price79
      @James_Price79 4 роки тому +9

      Very funny Matty, Very cute

    • @ajbahus
      @ajbahus 4 роки тому +5

      @@James_Price79 I don't quite get it but...

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 10 місяців тому +4

    I love how the camera frequently switches to the confused looks on people's faces while Carmine is talking xD

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 10 місяців тому +1

      Almost as good as
      "Who did what?" With the Quasimodo thing.

  • @tucko11
    @tucko11 4 роки тому +14

    The fundamental question is will Borko be as effective of a boss like HBO was? And he will be , even more so . But until then , it’s gonna be hard to verify we think Borko will be more effective ....

  • @anandnairkollam
    @anandnairkollam 2 місяці тому +1

    That is one great actor and whoever wrote his golden dialogues.

  • @kenadams2251
    @kenadams2251 3 роки тому +11

    The fundamental question is, will i be as effective as a boss as like my dad was, and i will be even more so, but until i am it’s going to be hard to verify that i think i’ll be more effective

  • @rugger104
    @rugger104 4 роки тому +29

    How many Wet T-Shirt Contests did Carmine fix in Ver-SAILS?

  • @LeahElisheva
    @LeahElisheva 3 роки тому +9

    2:17 Johnny Sac “what, they resod that green?!? “😂

  • @patrickrogers02
    @patrickrogers02 4 роки тому +23

    "Fair fair oohgatz fair!!"

    • @patrickrogers02
      @patrickrogers02 4 роки тому +7

      @Paulie Gualtieri You want a martini Paulie? It's from Albania and goes down real easy!

    • @patrickrogers02
      @patrickrogers02 4 роки тому +3

      @Paulie Gualtieri Hey, I'm trying something new. Broaden your horizons.

    • @patrickrogers02
      @patrickrogers02 4 роки тому +4

      @Paulie Gualtieri No wonder Vito always order sausages and long hots to go. Oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

    • @mrfreudfah9201
      @mrfreudfah9201 4 роки тому +2

      Hamala hamala ya framistan

    • @SilvioMDante
      @SilvioMDante 4 роки тому +2

      @@patrickrogers02 Where'd you get this bread? The bread museum?!

  • @HeelFranco
    @HeelFranco 4 роки тому +4

    borko doing gods work, and for that we thank you. Godspeed.

  • @brownpunk1794
    @brownpunk1794 Рік тому +1

    I havent been afraid of borko for quite some time..

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 3 роки тому +46

    I think Little Carmine would've been really good as a corporate level advisor or consultant for like a chain of grocery stores or something, like HEB or Publix, or whatever. The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a boss like Charles Butts is? I think he will be, even more so, BUTT until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that he'll be more effective.

  • @caseymckenzie3951
    @caseymckenzie3951 6 місяців тому +2

    Carmine was smarter than people thought he knew what to say when to say he always knew what he was doing

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 6 місяців тому

      He seems well read but he needed a book club to help him with his pronunciation.

  • @phillyeaglesphan
    @phillyeaglesphan 4 роки тому +17

    Carmine was the smartest guy in the Sopranos.

  • @sknifton
    @sknifton 4 роки тому +9

    almost every little carmine gaff is made exponentially better by tony's understated reaction / barely perceptible double take and/or bewildered blink. less is more.