Imagine murdering, robbing, and god knows what else to get the boss his cut. Then, not only do you have to watch him gamble it away, but you have to console him when he loses.
Adam Chewy was a big help in making this video, I want you always to remember that. Even after this channel is gone. But this channel ain't going no place!
Sil - "Carlo said Vito's kid went into the litter box and ate some cat shit?" Tony - "No, he took a shit. In the shower." Sil - "I'm glad we got that straight."
not saying this to anyone in particular, but... gambling is designed to fuck with your brain's reward system, it causes cravings like any other drug. sometimes you just gotta recognize that and endure the discomfort of the cravings without acting on them. the longer you reject those cravings and choose not to gamble, the easier it gets.
Damn straight, whenever I get the itch I have a playlist of people losing big while gambling and I make sure I sit through the full playlist before placing a bet. Haven't lost a penny since I set up that playlist and it's been 4 years.
Tony really showed his a-hole side the most in the last season. The way he laughs here at Chris's death (by his hand), believing it's the reason his gambling luck is changing is beyond evil.
its not evil laughing here, here he islaughing because hes on acid and believes his winning gambling is a sign from the universe that killing christopher was the right decision. in this moment he feels relief from his repressed guilt for killing him and thats why he is laughing
His father warned him against gambling. To Tony’s detriment, he did not fulfil dads wishes... even after witnessing the butcher get his pinky chopped off over unpaid gambling debts.
Brett Wilkinson, me and my girlfriend have some great times in casinos. Seen some amazing shows, indulged in some awesome food and yes gambled a bit. I have never expected to win anything but have been surprised a few times. But I know casinos are not for everyone.
@@rycher2007 I've only ever been to a casino in Lake Tahoe and the characters you meet there are straight outta a book. It's a very interesting social zoo, at the very least.
Amazing how differently I view Tony rewatching the Sopranos in my 30s. I knew he was a bad person but I see the pettiness and insecurity so much more now.
@Eddy yeah, when you're younger you see him as a tough guy with a temper and it's kind of fun to watch him spaz out. But as an adult, he's just kind of a dick.
This one theory someone once made called "Vicarious Patricide theory" says Tony started gambling more in later seasons because he started to resent his father for bringing him up in the mob life, so he started rebelling by gambling.
gambling is ONLY fun when under 100$ are at stake, my friend bets so much on these games and gets so stressed about the score he doesnt even enjoy the games
That is such a brutal reaction to get in real life. It's textbook: I don't agree/don't have faith in you/you've got a problem. Double damage if you tell someone you're making a big life/career change and they react like this.
I feel bad for Sil. He conflicted between warning Tony about stupid bets, and being seen as a buzzkill. The smartest guy in the group is Bobby. Follow the Boss, speak when spoken to, and generally just stay out of the way.
I remember I spent an entire check on 1 hand of black jack. Dealer flipped the black jack over before I could even hit. I remember wanting to drive my car off a bridge
I think he was always unlikable; the show just stopped trying to hide it--it seems like in earlier seasons, there was always someone who just came across as worse (Richie, Ralph, etc.), but in later seasons, those guys mainly disappeared and there were fewer people to distract from what a scumbag Tony was.
@@insertclevername4123 Yeah I saw it as almost all the likable or good parts of a shitty person getting progressively destroyed by the weight of all the terrible shit he did, mostly killing and alienating his closest friends
very true. I tried to rewatch the show three times now, and I just can't get further than like middle/end of season 5. His nature becomes so overwhelmingly and plainly despicable, his redeeming qualities grow insignificant
In the director's cut, the horse race had an inquiry, the winner was DQd and Meadows Gold won and the guy from the Bing who won $35 picked up Tony's discarded ticket and cashed it for 30K.
I'm pretty sure that would never fly in a real casino or horse track. Since the amount is that large, they would back track it to see who paid for it. Along with betting any amount over 10k, they ask for an government ID. Since this story line is set around the late 90's, they would have security footage of him or somebody else paying for that ticket. Long story short, even though the gambler threw away, what they thought was a losing ticket, nobody else can cash it cept him or it can just go un-refunded which is cool by the horse track's standards.
I loved the theory about the horse race. Its a foreshadow of the final scene. Meadow "almost" makes it in time to prevent Tony from getting whacked (because the hitman wouldn't have a clean shot from the bathroom)
Well he made up for it in the women department, Sofia Milo's, Maria Cuncinotti, Annabella Sciorra, Leslie Bega, Sarah Shahi, Drea Dematteo, Dania Ramirez, Paula Garces.
I always loved the major hypocrisy on this this show like Tony treats gamblers like trash looking down at them but he himself is the biggest degenerate gambler of all
@@scoringforeign7073 They will steal , lie and beat their own mother and family to get money to go score another fix to get high. I've seen real stories of it taking place.
Tony Soprano: Gets mad at Carmela for taking $40k without his knowledge. She uses it to invest and save for the future. Also Tony Soprano: Gambles and loses $100k on one football game.
Daniel Mcdonagh I’m 50 and did pick up some vices during my life...but not gambling. That’s because when I was a kid my father brought me to Las Vegas, I could actually get in only at “Circus Circus” then, and told me “see all this? All the lights, the opulence and the great buildings? The players paid for it all. The Casinos close in gain every single night, the players always loose”.
@@ClaudeMagicbox Well I hope you got over the flaws you made my friend, casinos and roulette machines etc they are designed to beat you every single time, a lucky win always gives people false hope which ends up becoming a gambling addiction. When the fun stops, STOP. it isn't the way man
His gambling in the later seasons, really underlines his fall. His Dad told him to never gamble and then his talk with Carmine Jr. underlined how he is now happy not being a boss, whereas Tony's world is crumbling as the boss. That scene with Carmine Jr at a Golf course after the Jerry The Hairdo hit (Silvio as an unwitting diversion) is a small but crucial scene in the later episodes. Tony's gambling, stress and impending doom of being a boss, and Carmine's practically stress free life, not being a boss.
That joke Tony told starting at around 0:11 is a variation of an old joke. I heard it on a TV show called "F Troop" around 1970. It probably wasn't new then.
It's interesting that Tony hosts card games and stuff like that and understands that the house always wins in the long run, yet he continues to participate in an activity that he *knows* is rigged against his favor.
Tony has a legit gripe: it is illegal for the offensive team to advance a fumble in the final two minutes. That Buffalo touchdown shouldn't have counted.
@@secondcomingofbast9908 It's such a weird, dreamy sequence I don't know if it was meant to have any basis in reality. However, it stands to reason that if you could somehow measure the precise force used by a dealer to spin a roulette wheel, and any other factors involved (e.g. the force of air conditioning in the casino) you could predict where the ball would land. They are only allowed to spin it once.
Meadow Gold is the turning point of Tony. It’s the first real moment when he feels his “mortality” as things start to seriously decline from there. Also, I think Meadow Gold losing by a “hair” is a parallel to the final scene of the show.. meadow almost making it to the restaurant to sit next to Tony and obstruct the hit, but doesn’t make it in time..
U people are insane lol for one no one knows if he died an for 2 that’s just a insane stretch even if meadow set by him that wouldn’t save him if they was going to
I'll never understand the reckless gambler's mentality. Tony gets extraordinarily lucky to hit 23 (long odds) and proceeds to bet on the same number again with a pile of cash he just won on the infinitesimal chance that the stars will shine twice in the same place. Loses everything. Boneheaded.
@@Eghyaggihn Hmm. You're technically correct. I was once a math ace until I damaged my brain, but after several chance-based events, does not the likelihood of a repeated result within this paradigm not decrease? 20 heads in a row without tails? I should probably research this phenomenon before asking you.
@@Grenadier311 In the scenario you give in the original post, the 23 has already hit and they are deciding whether to bet again. So, the question would be "given that 23 has hit, what is the probability it will hit again?" In that case, the fact that 23 hit previously is actually irrelevant and the probability is 1/38. The probability of repeated events is multiplied. On roulette, that would translate to making a bet prior to two spins and betting it hits 23 twice in a row. The probability of that occurring would be 1/1444. Small, but not in any way infinitesimal. The payout would be very juicy and a casino in Vegas offering such a bet might be at risk of paying it out several times a day. That is probably why they don't offer any type of sequential betting in roulette, aside from it being a nightmare to keep track of.
I can't see Tony soprano having a good trip on anything. It's usually where all your dark secrets come to haunt you and your brain turns on you. I couldn't imagine a visual trip with his dark secretes. Would not be enjoyable at all ! Just my opinion based on experience. So an educated opinion.
For something to haunt you, you'd need to feel remorse. Which Tony does not. You are looking from it from your perspective. You made a guess and failed. A non-educated guess.
During the the second part of the last season, Tony kep looking for excuses to kill people, especially Chris and Paulie I think that at some point, Tony ultimately decided to destroy the entire DiMeo crime family. Maybe this was when he did it.
That's only if you think Tony has unresolved issues. Who doesn't have regrets in this world? The way Tony deals with things is his way, and he does his best to accept what follows. Also, tripping in your 20s is very different from tripping in your 30s and prob even more different from tripping in your 40s...
when Chris told T that he was an addict and that it was a disease, he said that was bullshit and a crutch, but when he explains himself to Carm he said he's addicted and that it's a disease.
I remember liking tony in the 1st season and then starting to hate him when all the disgusting things unreveal. especially in season 6. Brilliant writing
Discord server dedicated to The Sopranos: discord.com/invite/borko90
that was my 13th reason... kicking me from the server after 5 minutes
Blowing all that money in front of the guys that kicked it up to you...priceless.
go take a midol
Justin Sane 😄😄😄
Justin Sane That was Gotti. Sammy the Bull saw it all.
@@PixiePorno Omg it's Mikey Palmice! You must have 9 lives! 🤣🤣🤣
Reformed Ex-DrugTrafficker I don't think so, it's par for the course. Just how it is when you get the big chair.
Imagine murdering, robbing, and god knows what else to get the boss his cut. Then, not only do you have to watch him gamble it away, but you have to console him when he loses.
Aahahhahahhahahshshs this is so true it's gold!
It's a thing of honouring your debts.
Never thought of it that way, but damn. Yeah, that could lead to some resentments.
Man. Good observation
@@BassGuitar4life true, but u don’t like it? Don’t join the mafia. You pay for the benefits.
Silvio constantly egging Tony on in this is hilarious.
"Ya gotta ride that" "Ya gotta do that" "Good for you" 😂
Living vicariously lol
"Glad we cleared that up"
Tony Egg ova here
Even if I had money..I could never bet like that..just hate to loose money..you win..get out of their..let it ride?? Bullshit..not me.
I'm not sure it was egging him on. More like he didn't no how to tell Tony this is a problem. Or just "No"
"If you want to make money gambling, own a casino"--Meyer Lanskey
Unless you're donald Trump.
Or count cards
Hold on to your hat when listening to these dessert people
Well it's a good thing your book means ugots to me, so do yourself a fucking favour and get out my store- feech la mana
@@thirdbnico lmao
Adam Chewy was a big help in making this video, I want you always to remember that. Even after this channel is gone. But this channel ain't going no place!
you stay that way!
Healthy as a horse this guy!
*"I miss my violin..."*
- Fish Lips
He's a pisser this chewy kid... Hehehehehe
Yes
The depiction of the buffalo fan is the most accurate casting and acting ever
😂 100%
The writers shoulda done more with that character
Fawkin A
I doubt that guy drove all the way from Rich stadium, to drink at the Bing.
Fawkin guy probably won $35
Sil - "Carlo said Vito's kid went into the litter box and ate some cat shit?" Tony - "No, he took a shit. In the shower." Sil - "I'm glad we got that straight."
Waffle stomp!
😂
I’ve never set foot in a casino. And I intend to keep it that way. Looks like hell on earth
@@billiebleach7889don't be scuuured.. it's only pussy
Good thing that Tony taught Chris so many valuable lessons on impulse control.
...or the importance of fresh produce
There he goes, Mr type A personality!!!
Wine is technically food right ?
@@MoralesCorner on the other side, yes
Not enough on steering control!
the clip where tony wins like 4 in a row on roulette is enough to make a recovering gambling addict relapse.
not saying this to anyone in particular, but... gambling is designed to fuck with your brain's reward system, it causes cravings like any other drug. sometimes you just gotta recognize that and endure the discomfort of the cravings without acting on them. the longer you reject those cravings and choose not to gamble, the easier it gets.
Damn straight, whenever I get the itch I have a playlist of people losing big while gambling and I make sure I sit through the full playlist before placing a bet.
Haven't lost a penny since I set up that playlist and it's been 4 years.
@@GeoffreyBronson is the playlist public? if not, why not?
@@stpatrick7643 I know what you’re going through, but you’ve gotta cut all sources of gambling. Self exclude from every source. You can do it, I did!
@@stpatrick7643 go to therapy for gambling. Stem it before you lose a shit ton of money.
Borko you have the amazing ability to sum up a man's whole life
"Degenerate gambler with a stomach"
Fuckin Cliff Notes ovah heah.
*the*
“Shah of Iran with a shinebox”
Boston Ghost
Fucking gold. 😂
Fucken Makazian ova heer
Sil "the enabler" Dante
"Oh you gotta do dat!"
If he advised against and it won he'd never be forgiven. Best to kiss ass
Sil was a terrible gambler himself, as revealed in season 2
All these guys are gambling addicts. They finance their own habits by preying on other gamblers through bookmaking and shylocking.
Misery loves company. No need to say more.
He never had the makings of a Tom Hagen.
Christopher standing around there bringing down Tony's luck everytime.
Its that nose of his.
the eyebrows i cant stand em
Mush...
A lump of parking lot slag is slightly smarter than christopher. and easier to look at, without the 14-1/2 Lb. nose.
Put em' in da fuckin' bathroom.
I love bobby. Everyone pretends to care except him.
Definitely the most likable mobster in the whole show. And he has some hilarious moments throughout the show
Nothing I'm excited , what do you want ?
He’s the underboss. He knows that if Tony croaks he’s gonna have to support his family. So when he sees him gambling it concerns him.
he knew who won before it happened, just like Quasimodo
@@bigdaddytrips6197 I’m in awr of you
Tony: "it's the same principle as the solar system"
Uncle Philly: Neil de Grasse Tyson ova here
HILARIOUS!!!
Brilliant
Primordial _ Good one!
I can hear Cocos laugh when ever I think about that scene
Good one!
95% of gamblers quit right before hitting it big. Be like Tony.
the Christopher Moltisanti guide to impulse control
You only win big when you have the balls to bet the house.
You can lose big like that too
My gambling buddy always says, ALWAYS CHASE YOUR BETS 😂
@@caseymckenzie3951 Wrong. No one has ever lost money after going all-in. It's science.
They took Sopranos off Amazon prime I compromised I watched UA-cam clips
When I wanted a tissue to dry my tears, I compromised and used some toilet paper.
so dish out 60 dollars and buy it on prime
It’s on sky
It’s on tivi for free
I wanted a ribeye, I comprised. I ate carne asada instead.
Notice how Tony’s luck didn’t really change until he realized that it’s the same concept as the solar system.
*Until his addict nephew died.
Carl Sagan over here
Lol
How da fuck?
@@rdbloom1You know, Galileo predicted this.
Tony really showed his a-hole side the most in the last season. The way he laughs here at Chris's death (by his hand), believing it's the reason his gambling luck is changing is beyond evil.
No
@@itsnotatoober Yes
its not evil laughing here, here he islaughing because hes on acid and believes his winning gambling is a sign from the universe that killing christopher was the right decision. in this moment he feels relief from his repressed guilt for killing him and thats why he is laughing
@@googleisgayihategoogle7458 Which technically is evil, acid or not
@@googleisgayihategoogle7458 peyote
"See for whales like Soprano, they can't bet small for too long. He didn't think of winning 10,000... he thought of it as losing 90,000.
Perfect
Casino reference, have a like.
@@80xlulz Ikr!
You copied that from Casino
Alright “Ace”.... Lol....
His father warned him against gambling. To Tony’s detriment, he did not fulfil dads wishes... even after witnessing the butcher get his pinky chopped off over unpaid gambling debts.
What a pig
Was Satriale's over a gambling debt? I thought it was about protection money.
@@mattiti8523 It's revealed by Tony's father that he was in fact a gambler and he refused to pay back his money
@@irishredenjoyer OK thanks!
It takes two to gamble. Bookies are by definition, also gambling. That must have escaped Johnny Boy's notice.
I love how Silvio always encourages Tony to gamble all his money
"You gotta ride that."
Good for you
He's smart enough to know; 1) Tony won't listen 2) He's likely to get mad 3) He's likely to blame him for his losing streak
@@cameronmmj9291and C, that wasn’t his baby she was carrying.
He could have got mad at sil for telling him to do it lol
The guy who won $35 was my favourite character. Hopefully we get to see what he spent his $35 on in Many Saints of Newark.
Matty guess he’d have to spend it on a fuckin time machine to be in that movie.
To bad "the many saints of newark" take place before that even happened 😂
plus his stake back
Don't make me unretire John LoCicero.
BUFFALO fcKIN AYE! Wooooooo!
This Borko’s editing is more creative than Spielberg.
less paedophilic too
Lex Express 3 years in a row now..
lets talk john, about the 500lb elephant in the room
First off, that hasn’t been established yet.
great comment
Notice how Sil told Tone, "You had a great run T, you had the dice for quite awhile"...described Tony's whole life as boss
I never noticed that. Good pickup.
Casino's are so depressing. Can't think of a more depressing place. Worse than a public toilet.
Brett Wilkinson, me and my girlfriend have some great times in casinos. Seen some amazing shows, indulged in some awesome food and yes gambled a bit. I have never expected to win anything but have been surprised a few times. But I know casinos are not for everyone.
gyno move along riff raff.. 👉
How about a public toilet inside a casino??
@@peterppeters1708 yeah , that could work.
@@rycher2007 I've only ever been to a casino in Lake Tahoe and the characters you meet there are straight outta a book. It's a very interesting social zoo, at the very least.
Amazing how differently I view Tony rewatching the Sopranos in my 30s. I knew he was a bad person but I see the pettiness and insecurity so much more now.
What do u mean? Give an example please
@@zaksmith4094 he had short hands.
@@zaksmith4094 after losing to bobby he keeps insisting on he would ve won the fight if he wasnt injiured before.
Pop fly mountain lake.
@Eddy yeah, when you're younger you see him as a tough guy with a temper and it's kind of fun to watch him spaz out. But as an adult, he's just kind of a dick.
“Imagine a business where people hand you money, and you hand them back absolutely nothing.”
Church?
Bro! Legendary
@@TRivera13 yeah let's just ignore all of the schools, hospitals, shelters, etc. that are run by religious organizations.
@@venz8201 It's better just to ignore internet atheist edgelords.
@@TRivera13 If you get nothing from your church you should probably seek a new one.
Meadow Gold never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Hoofs were too small.
Needs to get the Pie O My treatment
There's some foretelling here of the last episode, just not quite sure what it is.
Ha! Good one!
Well played...lmao
smwuall*
Like that zip furio said
"Bet with your head, not over it"
Up in da club
Furio saying that, just out of nowhere was hilarious.
dont bitch to me
Wasn’t it, “Bedda widda yo head! Not over eet.”
Supida Faking gaim
Crazy how Tony became that one person his old man warned him not to become and who he preys on. Poetic justice!
This one theory someone once made called "Vicarious Patricide theory" says Tony started gambling more in later seasons because he started to resent his father for bringing him up in the mob life, so he started rebelling by gambling.
@@FunkSoulBrother7which only shows how sick he was because… wait for it…. His dad was dead before the show even began 😂
@@Rrr_558 The theory says Melfi helped Tony (subconsciously) realize what his father did to him.
If you were running a card game you would have him on the table.
1:58 “this fuckin guy probably won 35 dollars down there”
That would be me. And Id still be happier than Tony
😂
Thirdy fye dollahs
gambling is ONLY fun when under 100$ are at stake, my friend bets so much on these games and gets so stressed about the score he doesnt even enjoy the games
But what Tony really hated was the fact he won and Tony didn't
4:01
Did you guys notice Chris' reaction? When an addict is thinking you got a serious problem, then you're fucked.
yeah ikr!!!
Yep
Chris:"Then i'm the sick one here"
That is such a brutal reaction to get in real life. It's textbook: I don't agree/don't have faith in you/you've got a problem.
Double damage if you tell someone you're making a big life/career change and they react like this.
Maybe also a little disgusted that Tony is willing to screw over Vito's widow and son.
I feel bad for Sil. He conflicted between warning Tony about stupid bets, and being seen as a buzzkill. The smartest guy in the group is Bobby. Follow the Boss, speak when spoken to, and generally just stay out of the way.
He’s excited, what do you want from him?
Yeah?
@benadryl cabbagepatch And Tony was uncharacteristically forgiving of this.
@benadryl cabbagepatch it was a tough assignment. never kill a drummer. not many of us around
"Stay out of the way"
"Marry the Bosse's sister"
When the sound slows down after the horse race.. Every degenerate gambler has been there... Everything slows down, it's gut wrenching
I remember I spent an entire check on 1 hand of black jack. Dealer flipped the black jack over before I could even hit. I remember wanting to drive my car off a bridge
@@soonermagic24 Did you? Are you speaking to us from beyond the internet?
LiqurMeUp yes. This was 1865. Time travel is real. Wait until 2021. Lol you guys are so fucked
@@soonermagic24 can I get 2021's state lottery numbers?
LiqurMeUp there will be no US dollar in 2021. Buckle your seatbelt
Reminds me of what an awful human being Tony was. Toward the end of the show, he became very unlikable.
I think he was always unlikable; the show just stopped trying to hide it--it seems like in earlier seasons, there was always someone who just came across as worse (Richie, Ralph, etc.), but in later seasons, those guys mainly disappeared and there were fewer people to distract from what a scumbag Tony was.
@@insertclevername4123 , very true. He WAS bad early on. He just got worse toward the end.
@@insertclevername4123 Yeah I saw it as almost all the likable or good parts of a shitty person getting progressively destroyed by the weight of all the terrible shit he did, mostly killing and alienating his closest friends
I agree season five he was disgusting season six he was obese a shitty husband a shitty friend a shitty leader
very true. I tried to rewatch the show three times now, and I just can't get further than like middle/end of season 5. His nature becomes so overwhelmingly and plainly despicable, his redeeming qualities grow insignificant
Imagine Davey's Scatinos reaction if he saw Tony behaving like a degenerate gambler.
Tony could afford it though. Even after borrowing the 200k from Hesh he was still paying the vig
@@TWH442 You're missing the point. It's not about paying the vig or paying any amount of money back. It's a principle thing.
Their kids went to the same school.
@@MisterMcKinney (SLAP)
@@TWH442 , Hesh was an asshole for making Tony pay the vig. 😂
"They'll choke, it's what they do." As a lifelong Bills fan and native of Buff those are the truest words in this series
Buffalo won tho. 28 24
Same as the English football team, when it comes to penalties.
I remember an old friend of mine said, "B.I.L.S.!"(Boy I I love losing Superbowls)!
I meant, B.I.L.L.S.!
Lol same, we’re hopeless. Last year was suppose to be our year and they still couldn’t make it
In the director's cut, the horse race had an inquiry, the winner was DQd and Meadows Gold won and the guy from the Bing who won $35 picked up Tony's discarded ticket and cashed it for 30K.
Lol damn I might have to watch that whole series again if theres a directors cut
I saw that episode. I thought it was bullshit
Husaam Maawia I think he’s joking lol
I won! I won I won da money da money is mine!
I'm pretty sure that would never fly in a real casino or horse track. Since the amount is that large, they would back track it to see who paid for it. Along with betting any amount over 10k, they ask for an government ID. Since this story line is set around the late 90's, they would have security footage of him or somebody else paying for that ticket. Long story short, even though the gambler threw away, what they thought was a losing ticket, nobody else can cash it cept him or it can just go un-refunded which is cool by the horse track's standards.
Christopher spent his money on drugs but even he knew 100k was steep
He started noticing tony had a problem
Gambling is just addictive as drugs u get a certain high from winning
tony can afford to build beansie a ramp with his winnings
I think he'd rather build a ramp up to his ass and drive a Lionel up in there.
Never say never.
@@robertbruce8492 Say never...he's a fucking shopping cart from here on out.
@@kamikaze1352 The ramp up to the ass. What ever happened there.
😂
I'm telling you. This Borko's editing is an effective technique! It's a frigging ace!
Not in the lens. Can Borko keep his camera? Can you do that for him?
I loved the theory about the horse race. Its a foreshadow of the final scene. Meadow "almost" makes it in time to prevent Tony from getting whacked (because the hitman wouldn't have a clean shot from the bathroom)
same thing with the football match
I never thought about that. Nice catch
Great point!
Exactly
@@stefanodenton1900hmm
He's here for the rent. The rent!
I created a Golum.
C'mon, stop it!
@@johncarapinha5600
That is the thing with us wise guys. The hustle never stops.
Do you have my vig?
Do as i assk!
It's the same principle as the shinebox system.
"That guy probably won $35 down there!" Tony shitting on someone for gambling less money than him is always hilarious.
He wasn’t really shitting on him he was just mad he prolly had 25000 or some shit on his bet
Not only did Tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete, he also never had the makings of a varsity gambler.
I'm sorry Bobby whacked you smh
Zzzzzzzz
Well he made up for it in the women department, Sofia Milo's, Maria Cuncinotti, Annabella Sciorra, Leslie Bega, Sarah Shahi, Drea Dematteo, Dania Ramirez, Paula Garces.
Small hands, couldn't roll that 23
Hey! That’s DOUBLE UNDERMINING...I’m teaching my kid NOT TO DO! END OF SUBJECT!!!
I always loved the major hypocrisy on this this show like Tony treats gamblers like trash looking down at them but he himself is the biggest degenerate gambler of all
"Nothin'. I'm excited. Whadyou want?"
🤣
0:39 the way Chrissy says "Fucking nailed it, Teh!" always makes me laugh.
He really believed Chris was bad luck.
he think he is big mistake.. tony want to kill because cris was heroin adict..
Plus you can't trust a junkie
@@scoringforeign7073 They will steal , lie and beat their own mother and family to get money to go score another fix to get high. I've seen real stories of it taking place.
Michael Breindel I was a heroin addict, I never beat anyone down to get drugs especially not my mom
@@blakeswanson1322 for me it was those fucking pills ...Oxy 80’s ...turned my whole community into opiate addicts
2:25 i love how he looks at the dealer as if to say 'i aint giving you a fucken tip' such great directing
Good thing he doesn’t have a daughter who needs braces
DENTAL PLAN
George Kafiridis Dental Plan!
So along dental plan
Maybe he's an anti-dentite!😂🤘
David Fhth
Lisa needs Braces
Tony Soprano, the vegetarian horse lover
@@stevewilson9778 gabagool too... Hehehehehe
@@stevewilson9778 he eats sausage but not in that way
@@kevincarter2020 he was gay tony soprano
He eats beef and pork by the car load
Tony Soprano: Gets mad at Carmela for taking $40k without his knowledge. She uses it to invest and save for the future.
Also Tony Soprano: Gambles and loses $100k on one football game.
She lost 40 grand in the stock market..T would ask for his piece but wait there’s nothing!
Not for her to take smh..
@@localguy3141 None of it is legitimate money so it's not Tony's either.
@@mandalore1089 dumbest thing I've read on UA-cam so far I take your broke huh?
@@localguy3141 I'm guessing you don't read much...
"You should NEVER gamble Anthony." Your father will always be right no matter what.
Butchers meat
I’m sure you and him are very happy
Daniel Mcdonagh
I’m 50 and did pick up some vices during my life...but not gambling.
That’s because when I was a kid my father brought me to Las Vegas, I could actually get in only at “Circus Circus” then, and told me “see all this? All the lights, the opulence and the great buildings? The players paid for it all. The Casinos close in gain every single night, the players always loose”.
@@ClaudeMagicbox Well I hope you got over the flaws you made my friend, casinos and roulette machines etc they are designed to beat you every single time, a lucky win always gives people false hope which ends up becoming a gambling addiction. When the fun stops, STOP. it isn't the way man
His gambling in the later seasons, really underlines his fall. His Dad told him to never gamble and then his talk with Carmine Jr. underlined how he is now happy not being a boss, whereas Tony's world is crumbling as the boss. That scene with Carmine Jr at a Golf course after the Jerry The Hairdo hit (Silvio as an unwitting diversion) is a small but crucial scene in the later episodes. Tony's gambling, stress and impending doom of being a boss, and Carmine's practically stress free life, not being a boss.
so cheating on his wife was right but gambling wrong? maybe he was an hypocrite but thats my guess
3:55 is the best “whatareyougonnado ah?” in the show
Sarah Shahi was one of the finest broads on the show.
The* finest, by far.
Indeed, a free spirit.
Iranian + Spanish 💦
She's sure was
Hell yeah she is her and aleksa palladino are the two hottest to been on the show
That joke Tony told starting at around 0:11 is a variation of an old joke. I heard it on a TV show called "F Troop" around 1970. It probably wasn't new then.
I always thought he was gonna wack the guy yelling at the game 😂
Should've
Buffalo guy is actually the one that kills Tony at the end of the series
I’m sure it crossed tony mind
It's interesting that Tony hosts card games and stuff like that and understands that the house always wins in the long run, yet he continues to participate in an activity that he *knows* is rigged against his favor.
He host card games were people tipped the dealer they wasn’t playing against a house he just ran a poker game
When your gambling with money that came to easily it’s not the same as when you work for it.
True
Big stomach, small hands. A non-varsity athlete in any man's league.
The fugawi joke is low key one of Tony’s best jokes, but half the time people just laugh cause he’s the boss
I like how Silvio keeps agreeing with everything Tony bets on. "You gotta play that"
Tony has a legit gripe: it is illegal for the offensive team to advance a fumble in the final two minutes. That Buffalo touchdown shouldn't have counted.
“Tony, let this be a lesson for you. Don’t be a gambler.” - Giovanni Francis "Johnny Boy" Soprano
“Degenerate gambler with a badge”
You’re a pisser.... you’re a real pisser
“This fucking guy probably won $35 down there” lmao
He could’ve turned his bullshit into a million dollars.
BUFFALO!!!
Borko's gold?? You gotta play dat.. Hehehehehe
Should have gone for that ribeye with Paulie
@@James_Price79 thank you Mr Price Jr......Sir...
Great upload Borko! It's very obvious your dad told you "A man honours his subscribers", long ago!
Tony never had the makings of a varsity gambler
"it's the same principle as the solar system" will always my my favorite line
It's one of mine too, and God only knows what he meant by it.
Tony never had the makings of a varsity Astronomer
@@secondcomingofbast9908 It's such a weird, dreamy sequence I don't know if it was meant to have any basis in reality. However, it stands to reason that if you could somehow measure the precise force used by a dealer to spin a roulette wheel, and any other factors involved (e.g. the force of air conditioning in the casino) you could predict where the ball would land. They are only allowed to spin it once.
Meadow Gold is the turning point of Tony. It’s the first real moment when he feels his “mortality” as things start to seriously decline from there. Also, I think Meadow Gold losing by a “hair” is a parallel to the final scene of the show.. meadow almost making it to the restaurant to sit next to Tony and obstruct the hit, but doesn’t make it in time..
Awesome catch
Very observant, Aaron. The sacred and the propane.
Horse races as a parallel to how your real life will go. Good catch
damn man, great catch 👀
U people are insane lol for one no one knows if he died an for 2 that’s just a insane stretch even if meadow set by him that wouldn’t save him if they was going to
When gambling you find yourself at the precipice of a giant cross road it's generally advisable to remember that a gallon of gold is worth a lot.
"it's the same principal as the solar system" lmao
“That’s why you should never gamble Anthony”
I'll never understand the reckless gambler's mentality. Tony gets extraordinarily lucky to hit 23 (long odds) and proceeds to bet on the same number again with a pile of cash he just won on the infinitesimal chance that the stars will shine twice in the same place. Loses everything.
Boneheaded.
Its always same chance for 23 to be winning number
@@Eghyaggihn Hmm. You're technically correct. I was once a math ace until I damaged my brain, but after several chance-based events, does not the likelihood of a repeated result within this paradigm not decrease?
20 heads in a row without tails? I should probably research this phenomenon before asking you.
@@Grenadier311 does the coin know what its just done?
Pretty big bone in his head
@@Grenadier311 In the scenario you give in the original post, the 23 has already hit and they are deciding whether to bet again. So, the question would be "given that 23 has hit, what is the probability it will hit again?" In that case, the fact that 23 hit previously is actually irrelevant and the probability is 1/38.
The probability of repeated events is multiplied. On roulette, that would translate to making a bet prior to two spins and betting it hits 23 twice in a row. The probability of that occurring would be 1/1444. Small, but not in any way infinitesimal. The payout would be very juicy and a casino in Vegas offering such a bet might be at risk of paying it out several times a day. That is probably why they don't offer any type of sequential betting in roulette, aside from it being a nightmare to keep track of.
Borko, you got an amazing ability to sum up a man's whole life in a single video title
"Fuckin guy proly won $35 down there" gets me everytime lmao 😂
More annoying than Georgie, but never gets beat up for it.
Sailors and gamblers, the most superstitious people ever.
Buffalo, effin A... ah woo!!!
Here's your $35 spend it wisely
Look at this fuckin guy probably won thirtyfie dollas ova there
When I first watched this, I thought Tony was gonna go down there and beat the “Buffalo Guy” to death.
The way Tony says "go girl" at 3:05 tickles me. 😂
Borko.. Another Soprano's upload...
"You Gotta Doo Dat!"
I miss the guy from the bing yelling “Buffalo” ... he was my favorite character.
I heard he died on the pisciadu.
Poor teddy he later met his fate when eugene shot him.
My dad detested gambling. I’m glad he taught me and my brothers to avoid it.
I can't see Tony soprano having a good trip on anything. It's usually where all your dark secrets come to haunt you and your brain turns on you. I couldn't imagine a visual trip with his dark secretes. Would not be enjoyable at all !
Just my opinion based on experience. So an educated opinion.
WHOAH! ✋ Fucking Dennis Leary ovah here 👈
For something to haunt you, you'd need to feel remorse. Which Tony does not. You are looking from it from your perspective. You made a guess and failed. A non-educated guess.
During the the second part of the last season, Tony kep looking for excuses to kill people, especially Chris and Paulie
I think that at some point, Tony ultimately decided to destroy the entire DiMeo crime family. Maybe this was when he did it.
That's only if you think Tony has unresolved issues. Who doesn't have regrets in this world? The way Tony deals with things is his way, and he does his best to accept what follows. Also, tripping in your 20s is very different from tripping in your 30s and prob even more different from tripping in your 40s...
WOW. Tony actually believed his gambling funk was over because Christopher was dead. No regrets murdering his nephew. What a cold hearted murderer.
It wasn't just gambling.. literally everything bad that happened in the show. Christopher had something to do with it..
Eh, it's not like Chris was some angel. Wait a second. Chris...angel... Chriss Angel. Wow, what a mindfreak!
when Chris told T that he was an addict and that it was a disease, he said that was bullshit and a crutch, but when he explains himself to Carm he said he's addicted and that it's a disease.
Hey Borko, I even cooked special stuff for Tony and his shot up pancreas. Go see if Don Giovanni woulda done that!!
Artie, how's your rash?
Chef osso bucco ovah here.. Hehehehehe
Quail ala bucco
Hey Prince Rogaine
* Da Giovanni
Gotti had a gambling addiction too. Probably the inspiration for this characteristic of Tony. A flashy boss that liked to spend and take a chance.
Whitey Bulger too, he would always try to chase his losses on West Coast games.
He should have clipped Christopher in season one. He would've had billions by the end of the season
Roulette dealer looking all pissed and angry cause Tony fell over laughing instead of tipping him again when he won
gotta check out some gambler blogs and see all the angry dealer comments about 'under tipping'
Especially when the dealer was cheating for him. The ball was nowhere near 24 when he won. Pretty sure it hit 10 both times.
Tell me you gambled the money away and I'll give you the money to turn the heat back on!
@Matt Pizzano Let me find out you f*cked up, I'll leave you wherever l'll find ya
“You had s great run T.”
Table had hardly any chips on it lol
6:47 cracking up laughing, this was my same reaction to “it’s the same principle as the solar system”.
I remember liking tony in the 1st season and then starting to hate him when all the disgusting things unreveal. especially in season 6. Brilliant writing
Crazy that the only good advice his father gave him he didn’t listen to