Humza Yousaf Doon The Job Centre 😂😂

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  • @matthewalexander8752
    @matthewalexander8752 16 днів тому +63

    Disregard the grumps- That was funny ‘hen’!😊

  • @camban
    @camban 15 днів тому +42

    Plenty of vacant positions still to be filled manning the phones at the Hate Speech Hotline.

    • @emmawallace1654
      @emmawallace1654 13 днів тому +4

      That's no the beat of it !! If you want to report a hate crime there's a sex shop in the toon that can take your complaint 😳 gen up 😅 you canny make this 💩 up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobpert4030
    @bobpert4030 16 днів тому +69

    Paper the CV is written on.....white.

    • @YM-rm7mh
      @YM-rm7mh 15 днів тому +4

      😂

    • @210195111
      @210195111 15 днів тому +8

      Whhhite.
      .

    • @badmattam
      @badmattam 15 днів тому +9

      His P45....huwite!
      His lavvy cleaner job application...huwite!

    • @essiefowler9775
      @essiefowler9775 12 днів тому

      Yes and toilet paper 😂

    • @YM-rm7mh
      @YM-rm7mh 12 днів тому

      @@essiefowler9775 BUT That DOES turn Brown - Eventually!!

  • @Earlofmar1
    @Earlofmar1 16 днів тому +52

    A fine bit of comedy gold

  • @shayb290
    @shayb290 15 днів тому +28

    BRILLIANT,,,FUCKING BRILLIANT,,,,,GIVE HIM A JOB MAKING CRISPPY FRIED BACON SANDWICHES,,,,,,😂😂😂😂👍☘️☘️☘️✌️

  • @robertadams1054
    @robertadams1054 16 днів тому +40

    What a Hoot. Made my day.

  • @user-ht9jw5mo4s
    @user-ht9jw5mo4s 16 днів тому +47

    This is a work of genius.

  • @cherylmcnair5594
    @cherylmcnair5594 16 днів тому +28

    Good bit of comedy 😂😂

  • @colinyoung5690
    @colinyoung5690 16 днів тому +35

    Hahaha great stuff. Trucker😂😂😂

  • @shayb290
    @shayb290 15 днів тому +20

    Humza has moved over here to Dublin,,,,his cousins saved him a nice camping spot,along the canal,,,,he is keeping busy selling some strange looking flags,,,,,,,Dont worry obout him ,my fellow Scots,,,,our bent government will keep him and his bent ideals safe😂😂😂👍👍☘️☘️☘️✌️

    • @rozdoyle8872
      @rozdoyle8872 14 днів тому +2

      If you come across him please don't tell him where Galway is ,

    • @ZackBuddy
      @ZackBuddy 9 днів тому

      Very funny 🤣

  • @charlestaylor8566
    @charlestaylor8566 16 днів тому +25

    He’d be a good mascot , he’s had a year at playing a clown 😊

  • @Smellynelly67
    @Smellynelly67 16 днів тому +29

    It's Hooooooooomza,a fine Scottish name 🤣

  • @user-ht9jw5mo4s
    @user-ht9jw5mo4s 16 днів тому +22

    Am like that.

  • @painfulorwhat8872
    @painfulorwhat8872 14 днів тому +10

    He will have probably creamed off enough money from the Scottish taxpayer to never go near a job centre.

    • @elaineplatt8707
      @elaineplatt8707 13 днів тому +1

      In it for ever mate he is a criteria one picked off a list unsackable

    • @sunnybnk
      @sunnybnk 13 днів тому

      Apparently has five or six million in the bank. Not bad for a call centre "graduate" that joined the Scottish Parliament in 2016. Thats a lot of brown envelopes!!!

    • @sunnybnk
      @sunnybnk 13 днів тому

      @@elaineplatt8707 Commonly called a "broken arrow" - can't be fired.

  • @paulnewton3059
    @paulnewton3059 15 днів тому +13

    🤣🤣🤣She got him right. only thing missing is she failed to mention he's an out and out Racist.

  • @kirk5030
    @kirk5030 16 днів тому +14

    Do you no have a vacancy for a Tacky Bar Steward?

  • @jamesmcfarlane2382
    @jamesmcfarlane2382 15 днів тому +9

    Very good

  • @chuckfinlay6093
    @chuckfinlay6093 14 днів тому +4

    Fuck me 15 seconds and I’m creased over dying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rocksalt5090
    @rocksalt5090 17 днів тому +33

    did u see the foto he posted the day after he resigned. his kid reading a book with a baby being bathed by no less than 4 adults who clearly weren't the parents. he's a creepazoid and bad at his job. brilliant upload worth a laugh for sure. anyone got a link to this womans YT?

  • @monticlassictv
    @monticlassictv 15 днів тому +9

    Well done you nailed it first time out . . . you should be on the telly.

    • @StephenNisbetUK
      @StephenNisbetUK  15 днів тому +3

      thats not me 😂😂i post funny videos i find she is on tiktok though

  • @YM-rm7mh
    @YM-rm7mh 15 днів тому +6

    GREAT!! 😂

  • @tonyheath5747
    @tonyheath5747 14 днів тому +4

    There must be a Scottish farmer looking for a scarecrow 😂😂

  • @psalmno.51
    @psalmno.51 16 днів тому +12

    I hope that the Almighty forgives me for enjoying this video, but I did! It's perhaps not as funny as that Italian comedy/parody actor doing his impression of Biden, but it's pretty good...

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 15 днів тому +4

    “ call centre “ that’s about right 😂

  • @user-cp8xi3ej2m
    @user-cp8xi3ej2m 15 днів тому +4

    Back to the call center for this prat

  • @tormid100
    @tormid100 13 днів тому +1

    Very witty. Made me laugh out loud. Cheers Mrs Wumin.

  • @dad7720
    @dad7720 14 днів тому +2

    Brilliant!
    Absolutely nailed it!

  • @aileenwelch2137
    @aileenwelch2137 11 днів тому

    She's soooo fecking funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesmitchell9201
    @jamesmitchell9201 16 днів тому +7

    😂😂😂

  • @unclecoco2082
    @unclecoco2082 15 днів тому +5

    Ha ha it’s funny because it’s true

  • @Rubyroo.22
    @Rubyroo.22 12 днів тому

    😂😂 wow this is f##king brilliant !

  • @user-lw9dx3py3g
    @user-lw9dx3py3g 15 днів тому +3

    Wait a minute lots of jobs out there just now like the police NHS bbc and get on his bike come to Ireland he's a trucker after all 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Jones-xx2gc
    @Jones-xx2gc 13 днів тому +1

    Let's see what job we have for you, ahh, white board manufacturer, white paint mixer, white polar bear tamer, white swan feeder and white goose plucker.

  • @user-cp8xi3ej2m
    @user-cp8xi3ej2m 15 днів тому +2

    Brilliant very funny

  • @MusicOne555
    @MusicOne555 13 днів тому

    Brilliant!

  • @youtubesucks8995
    @youtubesucks8995 13 днів тому

    Ha! Ha! Very good! 😄

  • @melodymoore9765
    @melodymoore9765 14 днів тому +1

    Magic! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @damianwalker5804
    @damianwalker5804 15 днів тому +1

    Nailed it!

  • @jackiefox7326
    @jackiefox7326 14 днів тому +1

    Great 👍 😊

  • @badmattam
    @badmattam 15 днів тому +1

    Great!😂

  • @Hunterfinn625
    @Hunterfinn625 9 днів тому

    Well done. 😂😊

  • @user-kz4jp5ks2n
    @user-kz4jp5ks2n 14 днів тому

    Gimmie more 😂😂

  • @emmawallace1654
    @emmawallace1654 13 днів тому

    Well with that £50,000 he spent on suits he'll no go short on an expensive outfit tae scrub the cazies wae 😂😂😂

  • @essiefowler9775
    @essiefowler9775 12 днів тому

    Oh if only it were true 😂😂😂

  • @ZackBuddy
    @ZackBuddy 9 днів тому

    Humza, be nice to all the people on your way to the top.
    Because you will meet them all on your way back down ! 😂
    If you stuck we have a migrant train from Belfast to Dublin ⛺️⛺️⛺️

  • @cnoc500
    @cnoc500 12 днів тому

    Nice one quine 👍

  • @davesmith4248
    @davesmith4248 12 днів тому

    The irony is he doesn’t need a job as we will be paying him a grand a week for the rest of his life!

  • @georgekennedy2496
    @georgekennedy2496 13 днів тому

    Brilliant

  • @LeeEnfield-iw3qk
    @LeeEnfield-iw3qk 14 днів тому

    Lol ..😀

  • @user-xo2jg6jw2h
    @user-xo2jg6jw2h 4 дні тому

    Quality 😂😂😂

  • @magnuswalker7957
    @magnuswalker7957 11 днів тому +1

    Go back to being a Dundee council worker son, plenty of positions there.

  • @songscoops4205
    @songscoops4205 14 днів тому +1

    First minister White ..🤔

  • @markdowning1400
    @markdowning1400 12 днів тому

    So fucking true

  • @keithrichardson1122
    @keithrichardson1122 14 днів тому +2

    He would want a job where there are more brown people. Can I suggest Pakistan

  • @user-mf1xc3zb2t
    @user-mf1xc3zb2t 14 днів тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Taj77
    @Taj77 10 днів тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @gavinmcinally8442
    @gavinmcinally8442 8 днів тому

    What ever happened to his wife's family they flew in from gaza, hope they never ended up on the streets with the thousands of homeless scots.

  • @johnminshell7595
    @johnminshell7595 12 днів тому

    Useless, get a job in the bakery, but all the Flour is Whaaate

  • @babycharliebrown
    @babycharliebrown 14 днів тому

    Shite

  • @Klown84
    @Klown84 17 днів тому +8

    About 3 mins too long.

    • @saltnessmonster
      @saltnessmonster 16 днів тому

      A 40 second bit would of been gold

    • @kitfrew9983
      @kitfrew9983 16 днів тому +8

      You could say the same for YER SNP PARTY , The laughing stock of the world..

    • @Klown84
      @Klown84 16 днів тому +2

      @@kitfrew9983 I’m not snp I’m home and away 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @psalmno.51
      @psalmno.51 16 днів тому +2

      ​@@kitfrew9983Politicians in Westminster seem to be going down the same rabbit hole, but you make a great point. I was never tempted to advocate dumping the "first past the post" system and coalitions across Europe are falling apart right now. We're doomed!

  • @johnscullion7685
    @johnscullion7685 15 днів тому +1

    At least all the people thst want independans certainly know how to behave themself not like the unionists lot attacking fellow glasweigens in our city's square thay just proved that rhay are just a hooligans ans im sorry she did not make me laugh so don't give up your day job what 3ver that is ???????😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @AirdrieoniansFC
      @AirdrieoniansFC 15 днів тому

      Now try that in English, with proper punctuation and grammar. Then we can decipher that word salad you vomited forth.

    • @carlpearce2252
      @carlpearce2252 15 днів тому

      You certainly can't spell, typical Nats.

    • @alexwallace5486
      @alexwallace5486 14 днів тому

      Really..... During the build up to the referendum, the esenpee supporters were behaving like thugs, getting in people's faces and not taking no for an answer when told "I'm not interested" following people along the street pushing leaflets in faces and such. That is a fact. So pot and kettle come to mind. Oh and we said naw and you couldn't take that democratic answer, crying like spoiled children.

  • @tommy2nes
    @tommy2nes 17 днів тому

    Please speak English

  • @Mythocentric
    @Mythocentric 12 днів тому

    No sweat! Useless will just do what the rest of them do. Just keep your eye out on your local taxi drivers!

  • @tam2083
    @tam2083 16 днів тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @Diana-007
    @Diana-007 14 днів тому

    😂

  • @skullnbones5129
    @skullnbones5129 16 днів тому +3

    😂😂😂