Now I'm going to be randomly picturing a cat walking with tp rolls on for a month at least. If you see someone outside suddenly start giggling for no reason, could be me 😉🤣
I've got two cats. I'll be walking around the house spontaneously erupting in laughter whenever I see them. I wonder how long I can get away with it before my Mum asks what the hell is so funny? 🤔🤣
@@echognomecal6742 Not as active as they once were as they're 17 in a couple of months. But they have their moments where they get a bug up their bum and shoot through the house like grease lightning! Cats really are mystery! 😂
@@ModelsExInferis Aww, siblings? Yeah, we had a few memorable incidents of ours getting the zoomies & creating chaos lol Wishing you more very happy times together with them!
@@echognomecal6742 Yes, two girls. That's actually Shakti in my channel logo there. Her sister is Bast. Found them as stray kittens in the winter of 2007, one of the coldest we had, so we took them in. Do you have any now? Thanks for the kind words, really nice of you!
The best coming out story I ever heard was a friend who when he came out to his parents, they explained that they were both bi and in an open relationship with their close friends lol
imagine you're just forewarning your parents that the life partner you end up with may not be what they envisioned for you, and then they tell you that your godfather might be your bio dad
@@Argeaux2 Apologies for the long reply Well considering i joined the regs ( the real army ) at 16 was always called gay behind my back never once had a fella while i was serving cant say the same for the others there's a thing called only gay while away ¬.¬ anyway it was infuriating because some real ugly lads would think i was into them because i was open about sex and would often say jokingly ''dont knock it if you have not tried it'' and how people shouldn't feel shame ( this was 2008) and to a infantry lads brain back then that means gaaaaaaay lol its kinda awkward because i'm a massive flirt and i'd do it to people just to make the situation awkward just for teh lulz as was the sayings anyway with all the flags and lables and everything else and a lot of self discovery i settled on panbi because its not a label that people are making cash out of
Someone mentioned pansexuality on television so for some reason I made a joke about sexy pots and pans. My Dad gave the great response of 'I know it doesn't mean that. Im not sure what it does mean but nothing to do with kitchen stuff." Correct, Dad.
I find bisexuality as confusing as the Earth being an oblate spheroid. Anyway, sweet set. Maybe I'll tattoo the one that goes ' if you can get a poo out , you can get a knob in'
Jie's hilarious. I'm nor entirely clear why he thinks the available accepted vocabularies for sexuality are not sufficient. Not everything needs a neologism. Homosexual, hetereosexual and all the shades of bisxual are covered by those three words. But whatever.
“Why’s she over there?…” 😂😂😂😂
"Don't worry, they don't know you're called Peter..."🤣
The 🎉
That snail's eye line is the funniest joke I've heard in years!
The gays of Wigan are with you joe 😭😭😂wish all five of us had known about your gig 😭😭
I'm from Wigan, constantly find myself apologising on Wigan's behalf 🤣🤣
…”And she’s called Lorraine” 😂😂
Joe is such a hoot. 😂 I love his stories😂
We love Claire 😂
He says it like he’s trying to convince himself 🤣🤣🤣
Much better than when I have to stand up at Tesco and present my card....😂 You're amazing! Top work Joe!
Now I'm going to be randomly picturing a cat walking with tp rolls on for a month at least.
If you see someone outside suddenly start giggling for no reason, could be me 😉🤣
I've got two cats. I'll be walking around the house spontaneously erupting in laughter whenever I see them. I wonder how long I can get away with it before my Mum asks what the hell is so funny? 🤔🤣
@@ModelsExInferis Are they very active lil weirdos? Bc then she might have a clue as to why 😜🤣
@@echognomecal6742 Not as active as they once were as they're 17 in a couple of months. But they have their moments where they get a bug up their bum and shoot through the house like grease lightning! Cats really are mystery! 😂
@@ModelsExInferis Aww, siblings?
Yeah, we had a few memorable incidents of ours getting the zoomies & creating chaos lol
Wishing you more very happy times together with them!
@@echognomecal6742 Yes, two girls. That's actually Shakti in my channel logo there. Her sister is Bast. Found them as stray kittens in the winter of 2007, one of the coldest we had, so we took them in.
Do you have any now?
Thanks for the kind words, really nice of you!
The best coming out story I ever heard was a friend who when he came out to his parents, they explained that they were both bi and in an open relationship with their close friends lol
That is simultaneously hilarious, and incredibly heartwarming
imagine you're just forewarning your parents that the life partner you end up with may not be what they envisioned for you, and then they tell you that your godfather might be your bio dad
How to react to your son coming out as gay: tell him "we're gayer" to assert dominance
Classic old Lycett love it
holy shit joe lycett is fire on stage
I hate that his fame is usually from TV shows because his standup is hilarious and genuinely well structured
Laughing so hard because we’ve all come across a few Claire’s in our time 😂
Gives a whole new meaning to here'sssss Johnny!
"Renee...." 🤣😂
16:00 Is that Rachael Riley and Pasha Kovalev in the audience?
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Also a very helpful hint for pinning down the year. I'd like to say not only 10 kilos (he) but also ten years (if not more) ago.
@@nederlanditism1154what a weird thing to say
Good catch. I scrolled down just now to see if anyone else noticed.
Fucking love your humour 😂😂❤
claire is my kind of person
what can i say you make me laugh so hard i piss myself
Soooo funny!
I am Rhubarb Bikini
You know Joe puts it quite simple I struggled with the labels that others put on you and I go by panbi just to be awkward lol
You think that’s awkward?
Bless your heart.
@@Argeaux2 Apologies for the long reply
Well considering i joined the regs ( the real army ) at 16 was always called gay behind my back never once had a fella while i was serving cant say the same for the others there's a thing called only gay while away ¬.¬ anyway it was infuriating because some real ugly lads would think i was into them because i was open about sex and would often say jokingly ''dont knock it if you have not tried it'' and how people shouldn't feel shame ( this was 2008) and to a infantry lads brain back then that means gaaaaaaay lol its kinda awkward because i'm a massive flirt and i'd do it to people just to make the situation awkward just for teh lulz as was the sayings anyway with all the flags and lables and everything else and a lot of self discovery i settled on panbi because its not a label that people are making cash out of
Id love a night out with Joe and Clare 😂
I'm originally from Dudley lol
Someone mentioned pansexuality on television so for some reason I made a joke about sexy pots and pans. My Dad gave the great response of 'I know it doesn't mean that. Im not sure what it does mean but nothing to do with kitchen stuff." Correct, Dad.
I love rachel riley in the audience!
Greetings from the Gay in Tucson, Arizona USofA..
Didn't realize I hadn't subscribed so just did.
I find bisexuality as confusing as the Earth being an oblate spheroid.
Anyway, sweet set. Maybe I'll tattoo the one that goes ' if you can get a poo out , you can get a knob in'
Get it in Latin.
Rachel and Pasha!
My motto is dumb, too. I shall reassess.
This comment was sponsored by Alan Sugar. 🎉
lol Great now I have rage against the machine's Renee gays of funk stuck in my head.
Wooo
Who doesn't love a Stalin quote? 😂
It’s ‘aitch’ …..not ‘haitch’ !! Joe …..🤔😳😘
Why do you live at home with Sam's parents
😅
JD Vance took the couch joke too seriously I fear 😂
His comments about the sofa don't do much to help the misconception about the "fucking-things-in-the-kitchen" pansexuality.😂😂😂
Jie's hilarious. I'm nor entirely clear why he thinks the available accepted vocabularies for sexuality are not sufficient. Not everything needs a neologism. Homosexual, hetereosexual and all the shades of bisxual are covered by those three words. But whatever.
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Bruh you've been re-uploading the same shit for years. Wtf.
No need to tell people your bi, don't be like vegans
Shut up
Lost interest 2x speed 🤨
Nobody cares, Large Arse.
Yawn.....
The most unfunny comedian ever
Why are you here then? Seems a lot of masochistic people who hate certain comedians, but always have to say it and watch them.
@@johnking5174 the problem nowadays not enough people call out rubbish.
He is crap
@@sparker931Still funnier than you evidently
I wanked off to your pfp :)