Live at The Apollo 2014 | Joe Lycett
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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Joe’s voice should be an option for Siri
"Hey Siri, what's the weather to-"
"I'm not a homosexual!"
YES !!!
YES - I would pay a scary amount
YES! NOW!
Even better: For Google or Amazon devices
I’ve seen this clip so many times, but I still end up crying with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe always cracks me up, I first saw him on 8 out of 10 cats and completely lost it at some little quip he made, I don't even remember what it was, but after that I will sit down and watch anything I see him in.
Have you seen him in Taskmaster? Brilliant.
I cannot put into words how much I adore you, Mummy...haha You’re just the absolute best.
8:13 "You had the perfect alibi. Where were you when the murder happened? I was in Leeds!"
hahaha this is brilliant xD
Edit: because I loved the bit so much I actually calculated how fast he would have to be to travel 120 miles in 8 minutes - it's 900mph (or 1448km/h). The speed of sound is 767mph or 1235km/h. So he actually would have to break the speed of sound to make that possible xD
People like you are why I read comments. I wanted this kind of info! thank you!
@@AekoTheWolf Hahaha you're welcome :D
Yeah.. I'm sure he did his research...
*Myth-Confirmed!*
@@laestrella9727 yeah, I just thought it was something you say to emphasise how ridiculous a situation is. "I would have had to break the speed of sound, Sharon" sounds to me like "I ate a billion hot dogs today" :D
Whenever i get down and need a laugh i always head to one of Joe Lycett's routines. Fantastic guy. Would love to meet him.
Omg same
Laughing so hard that I couldn't catch my breath! I nearly choked on my own saliva once I took a breath. I tell my husband that hippos are my spirit animal because they look so fat and docile but kill more people than lions every year.
Hippos are the best for not taking any shit. There's a vid of one who saves a gazelle (I think) from hyenas. And because the gazelle causes the hyenas to stay around the hippo thrashes the gazelle and kills it. They're like "don't be annoying me".
They need yo be appeased with chocolate
…. So you kill people? 😰
@@ruthrichardson9717 So many times I want to but am afraid that I will start to run out of places to hide the bodies. Just kidding. But the urge is strong when I meet a stupid person IRL.
The reason hippos kill more people than lions every year is only because they hardly ever kill lions.
I live for how snarky, trolly he is and his delivery!
I met him in kingsheath in Brum a few months ago. Nice guy. Hilarious
This man is a comedy genius. Always has me creased up laughing! 😂🤣
Literally eating a Subway meal as I'm watching this... xD
I have to ask…. Did you get a cookie? 😂
He reminds me of Julian Cleary but without the dressing up!
Yes.😊
genuinely my friend saw a ghost in Specsavers! the irony isn't lost on me haha
Joe is what happens when Karen energy is repurposed for good, chaotic good but good
Love Joe, wish he was still on the Sewing Bee. 😊
I can definitely relate to the accent thing, I was born in Leeds but you'd never realise as I also know better and if you need me to complain to the Leeds office for You, just let me know. 😁
The pettiness, it's glorious.
drinking larger and punching women.. seems pretty accurate to me haha
Ha! I have a daughter called Amy Nicholson. She’s getting married soon and will soon be someone else 🤫
"I never had the accent, I was born better" 😂 I came here specifically to see him slag off the Black Country, I've lost my accent now and it's hilarious to watch
Me and Joe are the same age I always wish we went to the same school I think he'd be a cracking friend to have. Laugh a minute
An absolute national treasure
Joyous man.
Mr. Joe. You are bloody hilarious!!!
So glad I’m not the only one whose inner voice is incredibly rude and aggressive 😂😂
Jesus H, you are hilarious, mate! The Primark comment alone is GOLD! 😄
8:48 my dad used to take me too subway before I stopped seeing him lmao
I can't imagine Hugo Boss shopping at Emporio Armani.
Canada here… he’s wonderful… 😁😁😁
Love my cousin so much fr.
So cool! Such timing and narrative device! The Walrus is proud 8)
I would wear just about every outfit I've seen him in.
Okay but I'd do the same, I'd definitely want to wear his big coat from Taskmaster
@@zonermaguire It makes me think of a moth, in a nice way.
@@sweetpotatofries99 no no fair point hahaha
took me 5 mins INto the video before I figured out this is NOT the Apollo in HARLEM, We have LIVE AT THE APOLLO here too.
9:20
I know it's for the joke, but you can get written up at those types of places if you're one or two pastries off. Happened to me once until the boss remembered she'd TOLD me to give one away as an apology for somebody else's fuck up.
love you man
Still the best set I've ever seen on the show Live at the Apollo
We’ve never had to count cookies at subway
Genius...
Love Joe.
A ghost in Morrisons? Spirits section perchance?
Just discovered him Fanchuffintastic
#butterparsnips
7:37 Sharon sounds like Ada Shelby
2:23 seth rogen even showed up
💛
I was born in Croydon, I’ve managed to lose the accent, I was born better.
I saw a ghost in Morrissey
Joe takes his natural "Karen" energy with him throughout life, repurposes it as the frustration with petty bureaucracy we all feel, gives full vent to it often and I am here living for it.
Legend
If Karens weren't busy berating sixteen year olds in customer service and ethnic minorities just existing, they would be a formidable enemy 💀
(Obvs not talking about Joe there)
For him it would be Kyle
Everyone has an inner Karen. The difference is how she manifests 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Joe carries himself like a middle aged mom 😆
“I’m bisexual so you’re all at risk”
As a bisexual man myself, this is my new catch phrase
Yep, I'm going to be using that from now on. Too often people go "oh, are you gay?"
No, I'm bisexual, none of you is safe. RUN.
😂
I'm just assuming your username reflects you accurately, and I also am an eagle scout who later came out, but I was in scouts when it wasn't okay to be gay. I was "straight" back then anyways lmfao
*awkwardly wink at anyone whos bi... In hopes of one would be interested in me*
@@yuki97kira depends if you're into Americans lmfao. I'm American and I'M hardly into Americans 🤣
This guy is literally how I’ve always imagined my cat speaking. And my cat is a she.
Simon's cat
😂
I was just watching a Ricky Gervais video and I thought you meant him lol.
That says more about you than either him or the cat.
@@Dizz2K7 that is very true.
The way he describes people is the best..."A bit of wet scrambled egg in a chair." It doesn't mean anything, but you know EXACTLY what it mean.
Like someone constantly pissing into a hot tub and getting away with it ahaha
Joe really is an absolute lad
*Choking seal noise*
OI OI
Oi oi oi
More like uwi uwi!! ( Sorry i dont know how to spell it)
Chaotic good karen
I will never not re-watch Joe’s stand up
I messed up the likes, sorry.
They used to be at 111
But I agree
@@lilyhargreeves4374 😂😂😂
@@shelboyyy i ruined it
Yup, I saw it in my recommended, and yeah it’s been a while x)
I have lost count of the amount of times I’ve watched this.
I like how he is constantly and aggressively hitting on that dude in the front row🤣
What was extremely offensive about it was they didn’t show the poor guys face whenever he did it so we could see his reaction immediately.
@@supersexygal01 because he wasn’t there….
"I was just backstage having a lager and... punching a woman" one of my favourite lines XD
omg stream atlantis !!
So funny, men punching women.
@@RestWithin get over it
@@jjb4531 yeah, back to the good old days, where women were chattels. You do show yourself up.
@@RestWithin it's funny because it's punching up not down. It's making fun of people who punch others, not the people who get punched.
I've watched this apollo gig a few times but I've never heard the babbie to Abu Dhabi & the 14 second fart bit. They must have cut it. 🤣😂🤣😂
I noticed that too!
Oh yeah! Now that you mention it...
I didn’t even notice until now 🤯
I'd never seen either of them before so of course they killed me.
Yes!! Me too, I laughed so hard.
now i'm just picturing joe wandering the streets asking if anyone wants a cookie haha
I feel like that could be a segment on Task Master.
I've done that. Doesn't go over with the normal folk.
To be fair, if you're going to spend your afterlife haunting a supermarket why would you choose a Morrisons?
Surely all the grocery ghosts are at Waitrose..?
@@prva9347 I love you for this comment 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@@prva9347 😂🤣😂🤣
Definitely! But why not just haunt the Rheinland for their wines?
Knowing my luck I'll end up in bloody Lydls or Aldis.
@@sampunnett2131 often the Prosecco at Aldi is better than the one in Waitrose. Follow your own path.
Years ago my late father and I were accosted outside a restaurant by two lads, whom I threatened to spank. They ran, and Dad laughed so hard I thought he was having a stroke.
😂 😂 😂
Omg that made my day!
Fantastic story!
no joke, last night i was lying in bed in the dark and I just thought of Joe saying "i saw a ghost at the end of my bed... i saw a ghost in morrisons"
"A boomerang with psoriasis" might be my favourite line ever.
7:33 I did the maths and he actually would have had to break the speed of sound.
Yes
And that isn't a problem.
On parking insanities: I parked entirely legally and came back to see a policeman putting a parking ticket on my car. I pointed out I was parking legally and he said that the council had decided to change the rulings...the road markings hadn't been changed though...I got exempted from the fine...soon afterwards I saw the police park illegally on he same road so that they could collect their Chinese takeaway.
I never get bored of this set
I’ll give you $20 in cold hard cash to come to the United States
I’ll chip in!
Make it 20 British pounds to sweeten the deal...
If your cash is cold and hard, you might want to stop storing it in the freezer.
I can pitch in 45 cents, a paper clip, a washer, and a key to an apartment I no longer rent.
That’s only £14:55
I must have watched this set no fewer than 100 times and it's still just as funny as the first time.
"Kill them" was and remains one of my favourite punchlines of all time - first time I heard it I was like "😲 WOW that's a brave joke" and its hilarious when you consider the social context at the time. Definitely this set is what made me sit up and take notice of Joe as a comedian- amazing stuff 👏
"I was just backstage having a Larger and punching a woman I don't know"
joe, I think we all know what Subway girl did - she successfully upsold you an unwanted cookie and manipulated you into getting one that wasn't even part of the deal and so didn't save you any money anywy. I think YOU got lycetted by HER. She won that confrontation.
SUBWAY GIRL ALWAYS WINS
This guy looks like Hugo Boss.
I love how he comes out and literally just owns it from start to finish! Literally a laugh almost every second
I sincerely hope the "walrus says you can piss off" line was real
‘i saw a ghost in morrisons’ has to be my favourite line ever 😂
How does Joe not have a million subscribers?! Absolute comedy gold!!
I first saw joe on great British sewing bee, now I found him here, joy, joy, joy
He’s... he’s wearing a different shirt
I could listen - watch this wonderful comedian forever - he is so funny and unique, just makes me feel that whatever life throws at you its never so bad.
Possibly the greatest "kill them" joke since Armstrong and Miller.
I legit want to see the whole "Leeds murder" turned into a film. Is it a horror? Is it a comedy? Who knows!
@DSGodiva me thinks it's a Blackadder 😂🐍
"Nobody ever goes I saw a ghost in Morrisons"
Probably because that would involve people being in Morrisons
I did see a ghost in Morrisons I saw my reflection with no make up on scary shit that.
He's a true child of chaos ❤
Joe
if You’re reading this you make this small Canadian very happy
I have met him and he is truly adorable in real life. I told him my daughter is totally in love with him, so he made a short film on my phone wishing her a happy Christmas. I’ll never not love him! My husband follows him on SM and got invited to try for tickets to the ‘opening of joes new kitchen’ ....
A long story, but if you want I’ll tell you the short version . Joe wanted to invite the mayor to open his new kitchen, but he had to make it a public event to get the mayor. It made local news, anyway we never bagged tickets to this exclusive event.
And another Canadian. Possibly not as small but that’s no matter, lol.
Inner voice “Kick that toddler”🤣🤣🤣🤣
and Birmingham happens to have the biggest Primark in the world
I never tire of listening to Joe he is a complete show voice, walking steps fleeting hands, walrus ring, name it. refreshing facts of daily life, based on true devastating observations.
Thanks for showing this ... I think I have watched it 10 times. My absolute favourite funny guy! Woohoo! Best regards from South Africa 🇿🇦💫🐘
Joe Lycett, James Acaster, Drew Lynch and Bo Burnham are the best comedians atm imo
I used to work in Morrisons. I think it's a conveniently creepy place.
Walrus says u can piss off 🤣
Tried to watch this and paint my nails. did not go well. am now covered in nail polish. So is my bed
Joe has the posture of a heavily pregnant woman
He often stands like a man who is looking for a tall counter to casually lean on.
I know you'll think I'm a nutter but I encountered a ghost in my bathroom one night. We have a house full so not a big surprise - just don't get why they would be in my bathroom at 3am !
oh good, Walrus. !!
I only found out about Joe 3 days ago. So I've been binge watching everything that he's done.
I've never LOL'd so much in the past 3 days. Hardly anyone in Australia knows about him...
Which is a shame
😂 what are you talking about? All his sold out shows in Australia know him. I hope you went to his show this year, it was THE BEST!!
@@anushka_bananushka I wish that I did! I didn't even know that he was touring...
Well thanks sucks to hear that I missed it.....
Love the boomerang with psoriasis lol
"Where were you when the murder happened" I am dead
So....... this lass out smarted you 🤣🤣🤣🤣not only did she get you to take the cookie! She also got you to pay extra too! Genius 😎
I'm a brummie.. wasn't born better 😂
You've got a new fan! This was absolutely HILARIOUS!!! All the best to you.
This guy is in the most simplest way possible to say it is.. awesome.