How Do You “Accidentally” Masturbate? - Alex Kumin - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024

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  • @jstarv104
    @jstarv104 2 роки тому +390

    I could hear all the women in the crowd laughing so loud
    She's so amazing

    • @averagejoessb3110
      @averagejoessb3110 2 роки тому +7

      As a man I was laughing loud while watching this video 🤣

  • @fletchadox1421
    @fletchadox1421 2 роки тому +355

    “You may tug freely, if you can answer these riddles three!” Absolutely brilliant!
    What an upcoming talent!

    • @d.williams9610
      @d.williams9610 2 роки тому

      My favorite out of this set 🙏🏾❤️❤️❤️❤️ Beautiful work

    • @billyelliot78
      @billyelliot78 2 роки тому +7

      Do you mean up and Kumin?

    • @djay6651
      @djay6651 2 роки тому +1

      That's a throwback to Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the guardian of the Bridge of Death.

    • @melanyacamacho
      @melanyacamacho 2 роки тому

      I fucking lost it lol

  • @debbiestutts9099
    @debbiestutts9099 2 роки тому +177

    The Paraguard IUD was the best thing I ever did!! The hormone one's make you feel like a crazy person. Had it for 6 months and said No More!! This woman is so real and funny very relatable

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 2 роки тому +2

      I love love love the levenorgesrel mirena hormones they make me so.... whimsical!

  • @CharlottaHalden
    @CharlottaHalden 2 роки тому +43

    Oh wow, instant new favourite. Her delivery is on point and the jokes pull no punches.

  • @stevereber3358
    @stevereber3358 2 роки тому +55

    the timbre of her voice eats my soul. (and she's funny too)

  • @channeling764
    @channeling764 2 роки тому +466

    This thing is gonna outlast the planet….that was brutal. I’m a fan now

    • @realmorgan3075
      @realmorgan3075 2 роки тому +15

      The planet will be fine, people though...questionable

    • @squalley
      @squalley 2 роки тому +3

      IKR 😂🤣😭💀

    • @juliechildress8905
      @juliechildress8905 2 роки тому +3

      She had me cackling. I'm a fan now as well.

    • @GungfuRichard
      @GungfuRichard 2 роки тому +3

      She's not too far off based on our current trajectories.

    • @jonnyd8399
      @jonnyd8399 2 роки тому +4

      @@realmorgan3075 yes, you are correct, it's a suitable habitat for humans that we are destroying, but her joke killed and it won me over as a fan also now.

  • @andybaldman
    @andybaldman 2 роки тому +23

    She’s very natural on stage. Genuine talent.

  • @jeffreykipperman6894
    @jeffreykipperman6894 2 роки тому +85

    She's hysterical, one of the funniest comedians I've seen in a while!

  • @deonduran9849
    @deonduran9849 2 роки тому +59

    her intensity is great. definitely need more of this

  • @christianrivera9998
    @christianrivera9998 2 роки тому +125

    She knows how to deliver. Awesome set.

    • @lslewis
      @lslewis 2 роки тому +6

      She knows how NOT to deliver. A baby lol

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 2 роки тому

      @@lslewis Thank God.

    • @lslewis
      @lslewis 2 роки тому

      @@Doomreb Lol

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 2 роки тому

      @@lslewis lol

  • @tenaciousblender
    @tenaciousblender 2 роки тому +20

    She came up in Chicago. Deserves a special.

  • @mastod0n1
    @mastod0n1 2 роки тому +32

    I'm digging her. For whatever reason I never had an interest in watching female comedians, I was close minded or just happened to watch a half dozen less than stellar sets and then gave up. But after watching Taylor Tomlinson I've been trying to expand my horizons and open up. This bit was great and I'm going to look up more of her comedy.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 2 роки тому +1

      I’m with you. My problem with female comedians is that outside of lesbian comedians, it all felt the same. She did kinda stick to the same script but it felt different. Maybe it’s her delivery but I’ll start giving them a try again.

    • @lilwordb8484
      @lilwordb8484 2 роки тому +2

      Maria Bamford

    • @brianalice
      @brianalice 2 роки тому +1

      I’ll add Liz Miele and Angelah Johnson.

    • @bluestocking1870
      @bluestocking1870 2 роки тому

      Check out Katherine Blandford

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 Рік тому

      Yes, Taylor Tomlinson.

  • @FireAxel8
    @FireAxel8 2 роки тому +21

    I need to see more of this chick she’s hilarious!!!

  • @dieselexhausted
    @dieselexhausted 2 роки тому +18

    Theater kid or singer, or both, my guess. The voices from fairy godmother to non-hormonal IUD with a side of troll, just stellar.

  • @Quervo
    @Quervo 2 роки тому +18

    Absolutely hilarious. Hope she can land a special

  • @tenloe
    @tenloe 2 роки тому +11

    Excellent show. How have I not heard of her before?

  • @trissues3128
    @trissues3128 2 роки тому +216

    She's so bright, totally relatable, she's got spot-on, original material, she has spontaneous reactions to her live audience and her sly sense of irony is remarkably evident.... totally bookable and I hope to see her face again and again. Is she a writer for any TV series, at least? I only have one unsettled critique.... and it's not for Miss Comedienne, it's for her obnoxiously overzealous audience members. Omfg, the fake ass hyenas that drowned themselves in tequila shots before filming this poor professional's gig were clearly just trying to either:
    be heard themselves over the performer, engaged far too extreme when told "we are recording this set, so make sure and laugh real good and loud.." or something because it is totally distracting, sounds ridiculously disingenuous and these sorority sisters laugh during, between and BEFORE the punchlines are delivered and even before the setup is out so they don't even have any context of which to laugh appropriately! So sorryb to complain! I'm all for our 1st ammendment, don't get me wrong; also, I'm all for jovial conduct and find myself laughing at or with many things most may not but the audience actually pushed me to cut her set short and that is fekn tragic. I hope this talented young lady has more shows out there on the internet that isn't polluted by such repulsive overshadowing and selfish attempts at support? Just killed it for me. My gawd.

    • @trissues3128
      @trissues3128 2 роки тому +5

      @jj ss Naw, being relatable just makes you appeal to a quantity not quality necessarily. I was just ranting about how the woman in the audience ruined this whole set with her badly timed, way too overdone guffaws. That audience member made it impossible for this comic to really take the stage and be the center of attention because the overlaugher seemed to want to be heard over the recording. Shame.

    • @JeremyForTheWin
      @JeremyForTheWin 2 роки тому

      god don't you just hate when people laugh wrong? why can't they just do it in a way that's pleasing to you?
      stfu

    • @matti_new
      @matti_new 2 роки тому +1

      Totally agree...I can't even finish the video because this out-of-context cheering is getting on my nerves badly. Too bad though, she seems talented. I hope to find her again in a more "natural" environment.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 роки тому

      Lies again? Masturbate Too Hard

  • @barbaracampbell794
    @barbaracampbell794 2 роки тому +29

    Funny AF.. I would absolutely love to hear more of her... 👏👏👏👏 Plot twist... Her last name is Kumin.........👀 Hilarious

  • @Facetiously.Esoteric
    @Facetiously.Esoteric 2 роки тому +29

    The irony of her name in context to her comedy.

    • @ripsey_muscle
      @ripsey_muscle 2 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing 🤣

  • @poonamsvideoblogs
    @poonamsvideoblogs 2 роки тому +18

    Great audience! High energy.

  • @strangetamer4821
    @strangetamer4821 2 роки тому +23

    "I had to do a lot of zoom comedy last year"
    The ostrich in the back: "AH AHA AH"
    "Zooom comedy"

  • @tracelynnsangster
    @tracelynnsangster 2 роки тому +17

    This was hysterical! Laughing the entire time.

  • @SurvivorDIY
    @SurvivorDIY 2 роки тому +13

    The white soldiers joke was brilliant

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 2 роки тому +8

    She rocks. Being a dad is it.

  • @ames8001
    @ames8001 Рік тому

    she is absolutely amazing. im on a binge of her work now

  • @TheConfettiDress
    @TheConfettiDress 2 роки тому +44

    Not these boring people in the comments being annoyed at the LAUGHTER in a video of a comedy set 🥴 Wonder why no one’s saying “great crowd” like they usually do

  • @michaelperkins3003
    @michaelperkins3003 2 роки тому +3

    What an honest talent!

  • @crowleylan
    @crowleylan 2 роки тому +1

    perfect; the energy was absolutely it!!!!

  • @divinemills1795
    @divinemills1795 2 роки тому +6

    That was an amazing set

  • @jakefromstatefarmbutthebla2305
    @jakefromstatefarmbutthebla2305 2 роки тому +3

    Amazing crowd

  • @bachopinbee5991
    @bachopinbee5991 2 роки тому +3

    What a comic! Just 3 minutes in and am liking her

  • @gunloco5207
    @gunloco5207 2 роки тому +1

    Love the energy

  • @valeriaswanne
    @valeriaswanne 2 роки тому +5

    The penny "up there" is an old brothel trick!

  • @marquanjones6333
    @marquanjones6333 2 роки тому +15

    She's funny af

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +3

    Love the Lincoln joke.

  • @AccordingToWillow
    @AccordingToWillow 2 роки тому +1

    nice to see a good comic get the crowd they deserve

  • @mityazhuravlev9680
    @mityazhuravlev9680 2 роки тому

    Whatta energy! I love that, thnx

  • @brian1204
    @brian1204 9 місяців тому

    Fitting! Her name is Kumin talking about masturbation!

  • @jasonwilliams1713
    @jasonwilliams1713 2 роки тому +1

    Standing O all the way. Bravo!

  • @kahlilsmith5243
    @kahlilsmith5243 2 роки тому +3

    More of her please. 😂

  • @stucky101
    @stucky101 10 місяців тому

    I'd go see this lady live !!

  • @lonnystrid5129
    @lonnystrid5129 2 роки тому +7

    God damn she is funny. I love her comedy one of the few female comedians i actively listen to

  • @AWJ-zf8cf
    @AWJ-zf8cf 2 роки тому +4

    She is good..wow. great delivery and so funny

  • @ajp1282
    @ajp1282 2 роки тому

    The quickest 7min video ever! There has tobe more of her or longer version!

  • @mauricelb81
    @mauricelb81 2 роки тому +3

    So that first bump on the corner of a table, and then the continuous bumps after that wasn't an accident? 🤣

  • @blakewiley5304
    @blakewiley5304 2 роки тому +1

    That. Was. Awesome

  • @Ex0dus111
    @Ex0dus111 2 роки тому +1

    She's good. This one is ready for the big leagues.

  • @coryfossum5777
    @coryfossum5777 2 роки тому

    I can't believe I knew exactly what she was talking about from the video title itself. This is the world we now live in.

  • @chrisjoosten9819
    @chrisjoosten9819 2 роки тому +1

    Fantastic.

  • @Jump7Off
    @Jump7Off 2 роки тому +1

    This woman is awesome.

  • @Bailaconmaya
    @Bailaconmaya 2 роки тому

    I have seen this video about 15 times since last Monday. And every time I was it I laugh even harder.

  • @nicholasvanpaemel6226
    @nicholasvanpaemel6226 2 роки тому +1

    Hands down just amazing! Too funny!

  • @ah5721
    @ah5721 7 місяців тому

    The paraguard bit had me cracking up ! the names they come up with are just ridiculous !

  • @joao28747
    @joao28747 2 роки тому +2

    She’s really good

  • @jrx818
    @jrx818 2 роки тому +2

    Oh I love her

  • @darkbarbiex
    @darkbarbiex 2 роки тому +4

    I laughed so loud I can't breath 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @matokaknox971
    @matokaknox971 2 роки тому +3

    She's great!

  • @charliecastillo2011
    @charliecastillo2011 2 роки тому

    The delivery at 6:03 is what gets me 😂

  • @abellopez.
    @abellopez. 2 роки тому +1

    Great energy

  • @PaxsonRussell
    @PaxsonRussell 2 роки тому +4

    Great bits 😂

  • @aliciamadden7589
    @aliciamadden7589 2 роки тому

    I like how it turned into a rally at the end

  • @banjo5835
    @banjo5835 2 роки тому +1

    That audience is going so crazy it's hilarious. But she killed it too so it makes sense.

  • @thembp4sho
    @thembp4sho 2 роки тому +4

    Ok, now that's funny 🤣 she's good

  • @pcbangbros8350
    @pcbangbros8350 2 роки тому +1

    "I have an IUD"
    row v wade: "Not for long, bitch"

  • @raptor-fw6zn
    @raptor-fw6zn 2 роки тому

    Very Very funny, great presentation

  • @d.t.6072
    @d.t.6072 2 роки тому +15

    A couple people in the crowd are trying way too hard to be heard during every joke.

  • @RollingShutter
    @RollingShutter 2 роки тому

    The first 15 seconds seem like a perfect Mark Normand impression.

  • @no_im_dirtydan
    @no_im_dirtydan 2 роки тому

    I wish you would link to the comic in the description instead of just more links to Comedy Central on other sites.

  • @Uh.Friend
    @Uh.Friend 2 роки тому +13

    Ayyooo she killed that shxt. 🔥🔥🔥🧩

  • @hermit7903
    @hermit7903 2 роки тому +2

    She was great!

  • @Jimmyrey6857
    @Jimmyrey6857 2 роки тому

    Damn, I saw this lady host my local open mic for at least a year. I got to hear here try out and mold all these jokes. She had BDE and you knew she was gonna get bigger. Cool to see her here.

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg 2 роки тому

    Excellent

  • @FuhQ64
    @FuhQ64 2 роки тому

    I love some of the Dice Kinison Rosanne inspiration I'm picking up on. Good stuff

  • @howlerik5643
    @howlerik5643 2 роки тому +5

    This was epic!

  • @tom68536
    @tom68536 2 роки тому

    That was funny! What was the "1997 Harrison Ford dismissing me from class" reference? Anyone?😆

  • @andiwand6132
    @andiwand6132 2 роки тому

    3:20 Bill Burr, is that you?

  • @dequanrabb_diizypeeples4426
    @dequanrabb_diizypeeples4426 2 роки тому +4

    Facts she funny asl

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 2 роки тому +1

    Phenomenal set 🤣👌🏾

  • @anadelgado5241
    @anadelgado5241 2 роки тому

    Amazing

  • @gregglockhart9551
    @gregglockhart9551 2 роки тому

    Really great!

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 2 роки тому +1

    Epic delivery

  • @joeb3590
    @joeb3590 2 роки тому +3

    I was almost there

  • @mike-gt8yo
    @mike-gt8yo 2 роки тому

    this was so good

  • @richatdastkey3555
    @richatdastkey3555 2 роки тому +4

    This lady is ridiculous 🤣

  • @johnlaseter2453
    @johnlaseter2453 2 роки тому

    Alex, you are gooooooood!

  • @richardjohnson4052
    @richardjohnson4052 2 роки тому +1

    What about leaning against an unbalanced washer on spin cycle?

  • @lastdonuts
    @lastdonuts 2 роки тому +3

    She's good

  • @Gr8pezGaming
    @Gr8pezGaming 2 роки тому

    lolol abraham lincoln taking out lol

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 2 роки тому +16

    "step" siblings are the only thing the banks who run pornhub's subscription service aren't offended by for some reason.

  • @danielschander6586
    @danielschander6586 2 роки тому +4

    That was funny af haha

  • @JudeUgwuegbulam
    @JudeUgwuegbulam 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she was AWESOME!!!

  • @ugnug
    @ugnug 2 роки тому +5

    that was fucking fire

  • @carlosnava7180
    @carlosnava7180 2 роки тому

    I fucking LOST IT when she screamed "peragord" 💀

    • @Michael_Print
      @Michael_Print 2 роки тому

      i think it's actually called paraguard, which is funnier but yeah she played with the pronunciation for some reason

  • @sabbeyroad
    @sabbeyroad 2 роки тому

    Wow. I just died she’s incredible

  • @TheTacticalNightmare
    @TheTacticalNightmare 2 роки тому +1

    I’m a fan now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andresmena4903
    @andresmena4903 2 роки тому +3

    This was fucking hilarious 😂

  • @JamesSmith-ts7mu
    @JamesSmith-ts7mu 2 роки тому +2

    She killed....!!!

  • @stevewarren4813
    @stevewarren4813 2 роки тому +1

    She is damn good!

  • @oldmanfromoc7684
    @oldmanfromoc7684 2 роки тому

    Man she really gets into it! Funny too!

  • @waterlotus11
    @waterlotus11 2 роки тому +3

    So funny