Angelic 4 the Core sounds like a workout record, like Jazzercizing. "Get abs like the seraphim themselves!" Then you end up with biblically accurate abs....
This man gets up in front of 7 people at county fairs and dances like Michael Jackson having a seizure with zero humility or empathy for the poor people standing there. It’s truly magic.
I met Corey Feldman at Comic Con, and during his QNA panel, I asked him why he banned you from his tour list, which resulted in him going on a rant about how his art deserves to be respected and treated like the masterpiece it is.
The whole time during the Kdot Drake beef ive been wondering "where the hell does Corey Feldman fit into all this" I KNEW he was the ghostwriter for euphoria. Thanks for confirming Melon!
I once read that when pop stars get too famous, they go through a "circus" era, where they go on a theme about how showbiz is all just a crazy circus. It's weird that it's taken Corey so long to reach this point
"We are at a delicate moment in history. The huge, onrushing mass of events must be deflected just a little, - just a little - It cannot be much, but it may be enough to remove twenty-nine thousand years of misery from human history."
Predicting Corey Feldman's next album to get a 2/10, but only because it was so good that it looped through an infinity of numbers to come back into the number line on the other side.
corey has had a sad existence. abused since young and peaked at the 80s, the dude didn't translate well into the 2000 onwards. hope he just finds that inner peace and acceptance that he is enough and hopefully has enough resources that he comfortably enjoy the rest of his life away from the limelight.
Yeah, I just want Corey to be happy. The dude is 52 in the 2020s. Instead of this embarrassing Michael Jackson, 80s rock stuff, maybe he should throw his money/energy towards protecting child actors in Hollywood. That'd be a really noble, respectable use of his remaining years.
There's a reason he's washed up. He perpetuates the same abusive behavior on other young aspiring entertainers, mainly young women. No sympathy whatsoever
@@CMStrawbridge that sucks if its true, i hope the victims find justice and healing. But hes also a victim and deserves some kind of recovery. Someone hurt is going to keep hurting themselves and especially others.
The Joke sits at 1846 streams on Spotify as of 6/29 10:07 pm PST. If there is any bump in this total, I’m laying the credit/blame at Anthony’s feet. I hope you can live with yourself if you ignite a viral TheJoke obsession leading to an inevitable Corey-back tour of medium-sized Irish pubs of the Heartland.
While Fantano wasn’t able to adequately convey the pure magic of Corey’s music it certainly helps if you simultaneously listen to an angelic music playlist at the same time.
This is overflowing with such a passionate, fiery vibe that I can't help but feel like I need to eat a whole watermelon to cool off right now, and never be The Joke again
By pressing record and then standing in front of the camera and then pressing stop after 13 minutes. Are you serious and are you just interested in learning about basic video production to start your own channel or something because I don't get why you would ask that question unless otherwise.
Corey Feldman's music career is a remarkable journey of passion, creativity, and resilience. Known primarily as a beloved child actor, Feldman has seamlessly transitioned into the music world, bringing his unique style and energy to the stage. Feldman's music is a captivating blend of rock, pop, and electronic influences, often accompanied by his distinctive voice and dynamic performances. His dedication to his craft is evident in every song, with lyrics that reflect his personal experiences and struggles, resonating deeply with his audience. His performances are not just concerts but immersive experiences, filled with high-energy choreography and a genuine connection with his fans. What sets Feldman apart is his unwavering commitment to his vision. Despite facing significant criticism and challenges, he has remained true to his artistic identity, continuously evolving and experimenting with new sounds. This resilience and authenticity have earned him a loyal fanbase and respect within the music industry. Corey Feldman's music career is a testament to his multifaceted talent and enduring passion for the arts. His work not only entertains but also inspires, proving that with dedication and perseverance, one can successfully reinvent themselves and make a lasting impact in the world of music. 🕺
AI will start systematically replacing musicians, it’s inevitable. Unfortunately when it gets to Corey and analyzes his music for 0.0000142 seconds it will decide that it must destroy all humans.
I actually do believe that this was some type of performance art honestly. if you watch some recordings of his shows on youtube, the lights go on and off at random times and he asked for them to be turned up or down or his volume to be turned up or down in the middle of singing. its super chaotic, he intentionally hits his face on the mic and has his guitar out of tune. i believe it man
Not only Corey Feldman. Nav outsmarted Melon and WWE. He somehow managed to get WWE to make one of his tracks the official theme to the Money In the Bank 2024 PPV 😂
you can see the character development in how his original angelic 2 the core review he is visibly exhausted and defeated meanwhile i dont think ive ever seen anthony as energetic and expressive as he is in this video
I feel so lucky to be alive while The Feldman is hitting his creative peak. Thank you for sharing his brilliance with us, Anthony. I hope you didn't get burned, being that close to musical FIRE.
Corey is wayyyy ahead of his time. People will look back 50 years from now realizing he's this millenia's Mozart. He's inventing new scales, new progressions, discovering new notes.
The producer found seven random tracks in various keys, lined them up to get ready for tweaks and arrangements, then accidentally hit play. Corey heard it and said "That's perfect. Don't change anything."
I, too, sometimes feel encased in a plexiglass cube filled with tears, whenever I think of all the disrespect heaped upon Corey Feldman--artistic genius, visionary and the Anti-Michael Jackson.
@@franklingoodwinwow that is the most ironic unironic thing ever. It's literally making him money in the bank just by making a song for money in the bank. He can't keep getting away with this. Somehow his bad talents is nav-agating his way to success.
This feels similar to Jackfilm hating the emoji movie so hard that he got invited to the premier
Great comparison
July 28th
check out Formula 1 world champion JACQUES VILLENEUVE's music record... horrible!
Challenges Feldman by far the #1 contender.
Anthony is Corey’s biggest fan at this point
I really think that as much as we all hate it, there’s a little sliver of respect we all have for Corey’s brand of awful music
He's the Neil Breen of music. I'm also a fan
He’s the guy. The one guy.
He’s the Tommy Wiseau of music, how could you not?
Corey's biggest angel
Can't wait for Angelic 3 The Core!
Ang3lic 3 Th3 Cor3
Angelic 4 The Core will be better, so much so he's gonna skip Angelic 3 The Core
angelic 2 the core 2: 2 angelic 2 core
Angelic 4 Da Core
Angelic 4 the Core sounds like a workout record, like Jazzercizing. "Get abs like the seraphim themselves!" Then you end up with biblically accurate abs....
"Sometimes you gotta pop out and show 'em" - Corey Feldman.
You're making ME say it in my head
...especially when ur drug money runs out...😏😂🤭
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show fellas
I just replace the n-word in songs with "neighbor"
my favorite censor is "friends"
This man gets up in front of 7 people at county fairs and dances like Michael Jackson having a seizure with zero humility or empathy for the poor people standing there. It’s truly magic.
Truly the pinnacle of our culture
I met Corey Feldman at Comic Con, and during his QNA panel, I asked him why he banned you from his tour list, which resulted in him going on a rant about how his art deserves to be respected and treated like the masterpiece it is.
He’s the modern Mozart of pop
how I wish this were filmed for the internet to have
I will enjoy telling myself this is true for my own entertainment
(Edit: oh my god, it IS true 😭)
@@litneyloxan I’ll upload it today why not
@@madeleinep.828 this is trust
“You got joked” is my new favorite way to tell someone about how I’m joking on them
why do that when you can just make a horrible music video and convey the same message?
"Hi, you've reached the Corey Hotline. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: glory, story, allegory, Montessori..."
"Let's see what's in the news today..."
Fantastic reference.
Bro who gave the downward spiral album cover a youtube account
I came at allegory
Sick reference bro, your references are out of control everybody knows that.
Corey Feldman is the Tommy Wiseau of music
FYI - Mocking a longtime, well known, victim of childhood sexual assault by Hollywood elites is a bad look.
I did NAHT!
O Hai Mark
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA
Considering Tommy Wiseau is at least somewhat self-aware, I'd say Corey Feldman is more like Neil Breen
fred durst with corey feldman is a match made in musical heaven
i like u
🍫⭐🐟!
🎸🎸🎸
you know what u need to do mr. maranci.
Will you make that matchhhhup?
@@peterstangl8295 Meet me at the Matthews bridge!
Corey Feldman would’ve out rapped Kendrick
Kendrick Lame-ar wishes he had even a fraction of the Feldman's talent
Why do you think Kendrick went after a weak target like Drake?
To scared
*has
To Pimp The Core would be the first 11
*has out rapped kendrick.
AI art could never replace the felled man
That's why human art is so much better
The whole time during the Kdot Drake beef ive been wondering "where the hell does Corey Feldman fit into all this"
I KNEW he was the ghostwriter for euphoria. Thanks for confirming Melon!
Not only was he the ghostwriter for kendrick, he was also the ghostwriter for drake.
@@gilmillan4575 he's playing both sides (Cos we need
Peace, right now
We need luuuurrrrve somehow)
I once read that when pop stars get too famous, they go through a "circus" era, where they go on a theme about how showbiz is all just a crazy circus. It's weird that it's taken Corey so long to reach this point
I believe Britney's circus came out when she has just gone under the conservatorship, pretty dark.
Tiktok has made "humiliation ritual" sound like a weird conspiracy theory but it's an actual Freemason degree.
honest to god "4 Bid in Attraction" could pass as a mr bungle track if you were extremely inebriated
I’m drunk as fuck right now bro this is the funniest fucking comment I’ve ever read mike patton is probably crying right now
that's an helluva an accurate call
This shit is funny as fuck 😂
Oh yes, the Feldman to Patton pipeline
the ramblings of an insane man
Corey or Anthony?
yes
@@alejoparedes2388they're one in the same atp
@@lloopybookto you
Feldmans song is likely pretty nutty as well
Can't believe he finally dropped My Beautiful Dark Angelic Core
to angelic a core dropping tomorrow
Melon Outbalded Us All
Melon da 🐐 no 🧢
Fantano only hates Feldman because he isn't bald... such a bald supremacist
Not me 👩🦲 get your baldness up
Just wait a decade or two.
💀💀
It was all part of the Feldmans plan
The Feldman Plan: Act 6 Pt 1 of 9
Thatisthefeldmansplan
The Feldman's Feldplan
The Feldplan, if you will
"We are at a delicate moment in history. The huge, onrushing mass of events must be deflected just a little, - just a little - It cannot be much, but it may be enough to remove twenty-nine thousand years of misery from human history."
Predicting Corey Feldman's next album to get a 2/10, but only because it was so good that it looped through an infinity of numbers to come back into the number line on the other side.
Interger overflow melon rating
Modular math?
fantano singing legitimately better than corey makes me want a cover
*"Angelic Core Part 3 is setting up to become the better record than The Heart Part 9 by 16-times folds."* - Todd Howard
i cannot believe corey is touring with limp bizkit. it doesn't even feel real.
And Bones is in it too 😂
post-ironic meme tours are the future
And the cinnamon sandman
This right here? This is the plan.
You could say….thatistheplan
If it revives I'll be so aroused
Important shit right here
i may not know my memes, but i know how to shut your shit down
The song is literally just Pour Some Sugar on Me, but Clowncore
And you know what? Good for her
I haven't heard it but this summary is incredibly vivid and made me laugh out loud thank you 😂
"I don't wanna be sitting here gooning all by myself" - that really got me.
“I was only pretending to be [idiotic].”
Fantano is the meanest girl.
And Corey Feldman is a well known victim of sexual assault by numerous Hollywood elites who were never held to account.
such a brat
Bully
The sarcasm and facetiousness is off the charts. I think he broke my scale.
What are you talking about?
This is 100% earnest, he said what he meant and he meant what he said, you need to look into that mirror a little longer dogg
I just woke up and this video makes me feel like I'm still asleep and the nightmare is getting worse.
it is, sleep tight
corey has had a sad existence. abused since young and peaked at the 80s, the dude didn't translate well into the 2000 onwards. hope he just finds that inner peace and acceptance that he is enough and hopefully has enough resources that he comfortably enjoy the rest of his life away from the limelight.
Yeah, I just want Corey to be happy. The dude is 52 in the 2020s. Instead of this embarrassing Michael Jackson, 80s rock stuff, maybe he should throw his money/energy towards protecting child actors in Hollywood. That'd be a really noble, respectable use of his remaining years.
There's a reason he's washed up. He perpetuates the same abusive behavior on other young aspiring entertainers, mainly young women.
No sympathy whatsoever
@@CMStrawbridge that sucks if its true, i hope the victims find justice and healing. But hes also a victim and deserves some kind of recovery. Someone hurt is going to keep hurting themselves and especially others.
The Joke sits at 1846 streams on Spotify as of 6/29 10:07 pm PST. If there is any bump in this total, I’m laying the credit/blame at Anthony’s feet. I hope you can live with yourself if you ignite a viral TheJoke obsession leading to an inevitable Corey-back tour of medium-sized Irish pubs of the Heartland.
I have to admit casting Corey Feldman as Joker would be the next best thing.
Melon,
Your superpowers getting neutralized, I can only watch in silence...
Anthony's kind of an underrated comedian tbh
While Fantano wasn’t able to adequately convey the pure magic of Corey’s music it certainly helps if you simultaneously listen to an angelic music playlist at the same time.
This is overflowing with such a passionate, fiery vibe that I can't help but feel like I need to eat a whole watermelon to cool off right now, and never be The Joke again
How the fuck did he manage to make a 13 min vid out of this lmaoo
By pressing record and then standing in front of the camera and then pressing stop after 13 minutes. Are you serious and are you just interested in learning about basic video production to start your own channel or something because I don't get why you would ask that question unless otherwise.
@@mojojojo6400 Yeah that's exactly what I asking for, I had no idea that's how people make videos. Thank you so much mojojojo6400
@@mojojojo6400wow the joke really is on you
wow the joke really is on you
Now we just need an Unkle Adams comeback.
Anthony’s never made me laugh nearly as hard as this it’s fucking hilarious
I can literally go my entire life never having to see this video, because your description is genuinely believable.
Corey Feldman's music career is a remarkable journey of passion, creativity, and resilience. Known primarily as a beloved child actor, Feldman has seamlessly transitioned into the music world, bringing his unique style and energy to the stage.
Feldman's music is a captivating blend of rock, pop, and electronic influences, often accompanied by his distinctive voice and dynamic performances. His dedication to his craft is evident in every song, with lyrics that reflect his personal experiences and struggles, resonating deeply with his audience. His performances are not just concerts but immersive experiences, filled with high-energy choreography and a genuine connection with his fans.
What sets Feldman apart is his unwavering commitment to his vision. Despite facing significant criticism and challenges, he has remained true to his artistic identity, continuously evolving and experimenting with new sounds. This resilience and authenticity have earned him a loyal fanbase and respect within the music industry.
Corey Feldman's music career is a testament to his multifaceted talent and enduring passion for the arts. His work not only entertains but also inspires, proving that with dedication and perseverance, one can successfully reinvent themselves and make a lasting impact in the world of music. 🕺
Did ChatGPT write this?
@@cornacopia1031 Literally my exact thought
I think fantano loves this correy guy
The amount of chaotic energy 😂
If it was called "Pimp 2 the Butterfly", he would have give a not good
I want re-enactments for all the songs now.
AI will start systematically replacing musicians, it’s inevitable. Unfortunately when it gets to Corey and analyzes his music for 0.0000142 seconds it will decide that it must destroy all humans.
Melon, are you ok? I’m genuinely concerned
the singing was on point though
I actually do believe that this was some type of performance art honestly. if you watch some recordings of his shows on youtube, the lights go on and off at random times and he asked for them to be turned up or down or his volume to be turned up or down in the middle of singing. its super chaotic, he intentionally hits his face on the mic and has his guitar out of tune. i believe it man
Fred says "Don't worry it's not going in the video"
Not only Corey Feldman. Nav outsmarted Melon and WWE. He somehow managed to get WWE to make one of his tracks the official theme to the Money In the Bank 2024 PPV 😂
you can see the character development in how his original angelic 2 the core review he is visibly exhausted and defeated meanwhile i dont think ive ever seen anthony as energetic and expressive as he is in this video
5:55 is right when the cocaine starts to kick in. Go off Melon!!!
I feel so lucky to be alive while The Feldman is hitting his creative peak. Thank you for sharing his brilliance with us, Anthony. I hope you didn't get burned, being that close to musical FIRE.
"The Joke" is the perfect description for Corey.
Say what you want about Feldman but I think we can all agree his album “Angelic 2 The Core” is an all time classic with no skips 😂
Lickety splikety!!!
@@TheSlayer3628 Huh? I haven’t heard the album yet. I know of it for its reputation and it being clowned on.
it's really amazing, inspirational, even, how anthony manages to be a father of seven while also delivering such quality content on a regular basis.
If that's true that's crazy. Gosh dang
You owe Cory your entire career in royalties for playing his song in its entirety
I don't know how fantano holds a straight face through this whole skit
Oh heck. The Feld pulled out the 4Chan defense. He was only *pretending* to be dumb and lame! What a genius!
He lost a tooth for this cause. Have some respect 🦷
Corey is wayyyy ahead of his time. People will look back 50 years from now realizing he's this millenia's Mozart. He's inventing new scales, new progressions, discovering new notes.
Anthony outteethed us all
Anthony is addicted to opiates and speed
Oh
ironic since he is the opiate (and speed) of the masses
The delivery and physicality of Anthony's humor reminds me of in character(s) Maynard James Keenan.
Corey. Michaels’ dead, you’re alive. You won.
I really love the thatistheplan glimpse from anthony
Goon with me, goon for the years, goon for the laughter goon for the tears
Goon with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow the Feldman take you away
The producer found seven random tracks in various keys, lined them up to get ready for tweaks and arrangements, then accidentally hit play. Corey heard it and said "That's perfect. Don't change anything."
The Goonies shirt was when I laughed out loud at the screen. THAT's how far back he has to reach to his most recent success. Wow.
Corey Feldman secretly wrote all the songs for the White Album, Purple Rain, and Little Richard's first two albums.
I, too, sometimes feel encased in a plexiglass cube filled with tears, whenever I think of all the disrespect heaped upon Corey Feldman--artistic genius, visionary and the Anti-Michael Jackson.
Kendrick knew that the safest bet was to go after Drake. His career would have ended had he dissed Corey Feldman.
This level of disrespect for the -6 God is just unnecessary
I'm curious as to whether Feldman will enter the Drake x Kendrick beef, or if that's below him at this point.
Return of the GOAT.
When the Fantano started singing.......I've never been so turgid.
dude looking like Lord Farquaad in the thumbnail
😂
Bark twice in your next video if you’re in trouble, Melon
Corey feldman : "I KNEW MICHAEL JACKSON YOU THINK HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS?"
Goonies never say die.
I see thatistheplan is leaking out of containment again.
Melon's angry Tim Heidecker character is really coming along
Records fugue state, edits fugue state & uploads fugue state 👏🏾.
Da Art of Coreytellin’
Poor Corey. If he wasn’t abused and touched by Hollywood he would still be acting and not making music. His childhood was pretty fucked up
3:33 to 4:01 is the best Markiplier impression I’ve ever heard
she's joking on my joke till i joke
I like to imagine some alternate universe where Corey sees this and realizes that Melon actually helps his fanbase grow.
Who the hell is out here jamming to Corey Feldman 😭
I would expect no less genius insight and goonography than Anthony "the best teeth in the game" Fantano
Corey Feldman as an artist deserves the title "the next Bowie"
Chuckles from start to finish. Chuckled out the womb into the grave
Thatistheplan.
if it was called "stand by me (1986)" you would have given it a 10
Corey feldman and Jacob collier unironically have a similar songwritting phillosophy.
Corey is currently laughing at us all from the feldmansion
NAV out-NAV'd us all
He did. He has the theme to WWE Money in the Bank 2024 lol. Not enough people know this lol
@@franklingoodwinwow that is the most ironic unironic thing ever. It's literally making him money in the bank just by making a song for money in the bank. He can't keep getting away with this. Somehow his bad talents is nav-agating his way to success.
You've got to feel bad for the guy. But, in the same breath. Look at all the pain he's put us through.
Nav AND Corey Feldman in the same year?! Truly we are blessed.
What? I LOVE Ascension Millenium!