THE WORST ALBUM OF 2016 (Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core) [NOT GOOD]

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  • @tster266
    @tster266 5 років тому +9720

    “An album that will MAYBE go down as the worst album of the decade...”
    It did

    • @DmitryAbrakhmanov
      @DmitryAbrakhmanov 5 років тому +72

      Ez for Corey

    • @PickleSurpriseVEVO
      @PickleSurpriseVEVO 5 років тому +190

      Nah mate, The Wall (by Doog Walker) edged it out at the last minute

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 5 років тому +50

      Spartacus the Magnificent
      Eh, I’ll give NC's the Wall this: it didn’t seem to want to be a moneymaker so much as it wanted to be Doug proving himself as a singer. Which, as we know, was unfortunately not the case

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 5 років тому +7

      Spartacus the Magnificent
      Wasn't that a reference to how Taylor would always cover the Spongebob theme at concerts for his son? No offence but what are you on about?

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 5 років тому +16

      Spartacus the Magnificent
      Yeah, I got that. And I have my reasoning on how it doesn’t mean that NC's the Wall is but a cash grab. You’re one of those people who’s deadly serious about this album and can never joke about it, huh?

  • @drinks_menu
    @drinks_menu 8 років тому +19492

    This album is what old people hear when they hear new music.

    • @8bitdiedie
      @8bitdiedie 8 років тому +1138

      I.. Well... I mean... That's just... Perfect. It's absolutely perfect.

    • @ContraIV
      @ContraIV 8 років тому +33

      8bitdiedie kill

    • @coyotelong4349
      @coyotelong4349 8 років тому +428

      +Hunter Harris
      You should win the Nobel Prize for that theory. That was spot-on.

    • @RicoSalamander
      @RicoSalamander 8 років тому +418

      This is what stage four cancer patients hear in their darkest hour.

    • @TheReverantChoir
      @TheReverantChoir 8 років тому +169

      Hunter Harris
      Sounds like a 40 years old dude trying to do "hip" music

  • @jacobbruen9231
    @jacobbruen9231 5 років тому +3901

    The album cover looks like the start screen of a shitty flash game

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 5 років тому +52

      *Zelda's Adventure.*

    • @TheJupiteL
      @TheJupiteL 5 років тому +5

      I thought they were surreal hell creatures with big eyes, at least we get why it's an experimental album.

    • @raoulprivatebusiness6240
      @raoulprivatebusiness6240 5 років тому

      Jacob Bruen or a gay porno

    • @bohampton9871
      @bohampton9871 5 років тому +16

      Some late 90s early 2000s southern rap album covers

    • @wizard1370
      @wizard1370 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @db-pl5yu
    @db-pl5yu 2 роки тому +790

    I was watching Stand By Me with a friend, and when Corey Feldman was on screen I mentioned how he's a famous musician now. He went home and listened to this and told me he didn't want to be friends anymore.

    • @silversoulken
      @silversoulken 2 роки тому +9

      Wait fr? 😭😭😭😭

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial Рік тому +52

      I made friends over this album. I was listening to crappy music and played him "We Wanted Change" and "The Real Chip Douglas (Demo)" and he died laughing.

    • @roosaas
      @roosaas Рік тому +2

      Are you two still friends or did that happen for real?

    • @David-yk5tq
      @David-yk5tq Рік тому +23

      He realized he wasn't worthy of being your friend

    • @Amy-tg8sp
      @Amy-tg8sp Рік тому +2

      Worth it!

  • @DannyWilliamH
    @DannyWilliamH 8 років тому +4419

    Snoop recorded those lyrics on his phone and sent that shit in via carrier pigeon.

    • @elisefincher4478
      @elisefincher4478 7 років тому +168

      DannyWilliamH he also lost the little street cred he had by making this song with the felddog.

    • @luisalonsoecheverria
      @luisalonsoecheverria 7 років тому +38

      And gained it back by appearing on De La Soul's latest album!! Don't believe me. Go listen to "Pain"!!

    • @onnixcarmichele3911
      @onnixcarmichele3911 5 років тому +72

      This comment is two years old, but you deserve to be reminded that your comment on this video is an actual 10/10.

    • @a.foobix
      @a.foobix 5 років тому +20

      @Michael Anthony Snoop has NEVER had street cred? 😭

    • @patrickquinn3469
      @patrickquinn3469 5 років тому +32

      Michael Anthony what world do you live in?

  • @JustinOdisho
    @JustinOdisho 8 років тому +7747

    This album is actually good if you listen to it as a case study of a man losing it

    • @itsdachief
      @itsdachief 6 років тому +429

      the same applies for this review

    • @MrLordpistoia
      @MrLordpistoia 5 років тому +104

      Should of renamed the album diary's of a heroin addict.

    • @FreudRulz
      @FreudRulz 5 років тому +53

      @@MrLordpistoia idk dude grunge made heroin seem like a great inspiration

    • @marie_84
      @marie_84 5 років тому +26

      It sounds even better🔥 when you hear it backwards 🔙 🎧 ...with a bottle of beer....or two...🍻🍻
      😂😂😂😂😂😨😨😨😨😨

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote 4 роки тому +3

      You can see the last movies hes made and other appearances for that

  • @DeadSeraphin
    @DeadSeraphin 5 років тому +4812

    I finally realized that the angels are actually trying to place Corey back into hell in the artwork.

  • @naturesdopeflow
    @naturesdopeflow 2 роки тому +1675

    Just realized the Core part of the album title is a play on words for Corey’s first name. This album just does not stop delivering

    • @Gobbledi_Gook
      @Gobbledi_Gook 2 роки тому +85

      LMAO STOPPP

    • @naturesdopeflow
      @naturesdopeflow 2 роки тому +44

      Too perfect lol

    • @ShOscar
      @ShOscar Рік тому +172

      And the "2" in the album title refers to how this album is split into two CDs!

    • @biohead66
      @biohead66 Рік тому +19

      @@ShOscar Mind Blown!

    • @Matt-yj1lz
      @Matt-yj1lz Рік тому +6

      Deep

  • @KidFoThaWin
    @KidFoThaWin 8 років тому +2632

    It's like generic 2010s edm mixed with bad 90s pop while a tone deaf man sings country songs over it

    • @KidFoThaWin
      @KidFoThaWin 8 років тому +134

      For real though this is more extremely cheesy than unlistenable to me

    • @JBSCORNERL8
      @JBSCORNERL8 8 років тому +69

      Rayshonda Hedgeh its unlistenable. im having a hard time watching this review

    • @samharman7732
      @samharman7732 7 років тому +7

      Rayshonda Hedgeh that's why it's unlistenable

    • @brayanargandonaflorentino548
      @brayanargandonaflorentino548 7 років тому +87

      and don't forget the ear raping diner jazz

    • @dressedlikeaghostfilms2568
      @dressedlikeaghostfilms2568 7 років тому +19

      This is probably the most accurate description of this album I've seen so far, good job, seriously

  • @charliesimon7595
    @charliesimon7595 5 років тому +3793

    This album's wikipedia page literally only three sentences
    "Angelic 2 the Core is the fifth studio album by American actor and singer Corey Feldman, released on June 22, 2016.[1] Feldman asked fans to help raise $105,000 to fund the album through Indiegogo,[2] but fell short and only raised $14,982.[3] The album was universally panned and is regarded as one of the worst albums of all time."

    • @sagiepuff
      @sagiepuff 5 років тому +562

      I didn’t believe you at first, but I looked it up myself.
      Jesus Christ.

    • @alexmathewmendoza
      @alexmathewmendoza 5 років тому +351

      What more really needs to be said lol

    • @WhelmedButReady
      @WhelmedButReady 5 років тому +181

      If you ask me that's still too nice

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 5 років тому +222

      He’s made five albums? Omg.

    • @patrickquinn3469
      @patrickquinn3469 5 років тому +26

      HEYitzED exactly

  • @dtanobo
    @dtanobo 5 років тому +690

    This album sounds like when in a Disney movie, the protagonist's unique rock band get acquired by the countries biggest label and they think they're going to be the next big thing but turns out they turn their song into some electronic pop song to get mainstream and the band learns to be themselves and never ever do what that label says. However, in those movies the song is purposely made to sounds shit.

    • @morganb8250
      @morganb8250 5 років тому +6

      Fart Tony you’re right

    • @GeneralNuisance00
      @GeneralNuisance00 5 років тому +58

      Poor Drake Bell.

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 5 років тому +4

      The PO From Hell Instantly thought of that song lmfao

  • @james-m-8285
    @james-m-8285 2 роки тому +3426

    You know how dads mispronounce Pokémon as pokiemans? This is like if your dad mispronounced the entire concept of modern music.

    • @deftrascal1626
      @deftrascal1626 2 роки тому +151

      that is such a good analogy holy shit

    • @Jesus-wi1tt
      @Jesus-wi1tt 2 роки тому +11

      Pretty much

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 2 роки тому +32

      My mom pronounce’s Pokémon pokieman ever time I heard about twitch streamer Pokiemane
      I think about my mom’s intentional mispronunciation of Pokémon.

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx 2 роки тому +1

      I have never heard anyone mispronounce it and no one I have ever met has either - your parents are clearly brain damaged - probably because you abuse them. You should really feel good about this, they probably deserve it. Actually, why are you wasting time reading this? Grab a tire iron and get to work, champ!

    • @aetherrr_3339
      @aetherrr_3339 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO

  • @shukterhousejive
    @shukterhousejive 7 років тому +3712

    Lickety Splickety's _A Series of Unfortunate Tracks_

    • @twsmith474
      @twsmith474 7 років тому +105

      Shukterhouse Jive this is gold

    • @valemaxema73
      @valemaxema73 7 років тому +56

      Sir you are indeed a genius

    • @цветок-ш7п
      @цветок-ш7п 7 років тому +7

      Shukterhouse Jive this needs to be a thing on this channel

    • @thyartismurder6352
      @thyartismurder6352 7 років тому +32

      This is the single greatest comment ever written, I have been defeated

    • @liammiller6247
      @liammiller6247 7 років тому +7

      +Shukterhouse Jive *THOU ART A FUCKING LEGEND, MINE GOOD SIR*
      *TEN INTERNETS TO THEE*

  • @MyPimpinAfro14
    @MyPimpinAfro14 8 років тому +3750

    Upcoming album review is Corey Feldman and Kid Cudi collab: Speedin Bullet 2 The Core

    • @morissmor
      @morissmor 8 років тому +56

      Not funny

    • @plodaerte
      @plodaerte 8 років тому +220

      speedin bullet to eternal hell*

    • @pbm2324
      @pbm2324 8 років тому +9

      God no 😂

    • @MyPimpinAfro14
      @MyPimpinAfro14 8 років тому +10

      Michael Jimenez I got you cuh I think its next to this lil yachty album...

    • @spoo
      @spoo 8 років тому +72

      It's named after the gunshot wound you'll wish you had taken instead of listening to the album.

  • @qtf0x
    @qtf0x 5 років тому +4450

    Fantano laughing hysterically at these songs seems so much more insulting than anything he could have possibly said about them lol

    • @waltersommerhalder7060
      @waltersommerhalder7060 5 років тому +258

      No that is the fact that he didnt even place the album cover right!

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 4 роки тому +82

      There's a reason why he is banned for life from all corey shows and appearances

    • @okaytommy5726
      @okaytommy5726 4 роки тому +25

      Murcia doxial wait is he actually?💀

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 4 роки тому +35

      @@okaytommy5726 Yeah.

    • @fisheatsteel
      @fisheatsteel 4 роки тому +3

      @@murciadoxial8056 😂😂😂

  • @waityseg
    @waityseg Рік тому +626

    I got Corey Feldman and Corey Taylor confused so for a second I was listening to this thinking “damn the guy from slipknot really fell off”

    • @alexanderwood3465
      @alexanderwood3465 Рік тому +17

      😂

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy Рік тому +87

      Taylor was on that terrible Nostalgia Critic Pink Floyd video, which is arguably just as bad.

    • @lazarpeuraca9618
      @lazarpeuraca9618 Рік тому +47

      ​@@ArchibaldClumpythat thing is just awful, in the worst way possible, without any redeemable factors; this album is bad too, don't get me wrong, but it's so freaking funny amd entertaining it might just flip around the 0/10 to 11/10
      It's like the horseshoe theory of music

    • @Tony_3XL
      @Tony_3XL Рік тому +3

      Classic.

    • @bobbymeller1580
      @bobbymeller1580 11 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @YukonHexsun
    @YukonHexsun 5 років тому +2307

    Every song on this album needs at least three instruments removed from it.

    • @TheJupiteL
      @TheJupiteL 5 років тому +201

      Excuse me, it's called "layering".

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 5 років тому +6

      Less is more?

    • @gallumsgorner6185
      @gallumsgorner6185 5 років тому +176

      Every song needs to be removed from the album.

    • @smorepie
      @smorepie 5 років тому +84

      It's Corey Feldman's version of "the wall of sound"

    • @Darkko88
      @Darkko88 5 років тому +19

      Every copy of this album should be erased from existence.

  • @veryrarevibes
    @veryrarevibes 8 років тому +4113

    The beats all sound like he hit the demo button on a Casio keyboard

    • @andresesqueda1424
      @andresesqueda1424 8 років тому +134

      thanks for making me spit soda all over my computer lol

    • @AfroPlaylist
      @AfroPlaylist 8 років тому +7

      hahahahahahaha

    • @Swoopert
      @Swoopert 8 років тому +91

      Not everyone can be Wesley Willis

    • @HerbaceousM8
      @HerbaceousM8 8 років тому +198

      might've been a better album if it really was demos on a Casio

    • @11raljr11
      @11raljr11 8 років тому +3

      epic comment

  • @robpalmer9051
    @robpalmer9051 6 років тому +768

    Top 3 amazing things about this album.
    1) "Thinkin bout my niece".
    2) Corey Feldman mimicking MJ.
    3) This album is 90+ minutes long.

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 5 років тому +72

      Dude, "We Wanted Change" is easily the fuckin banger of the album. You cannot sleep on the jazz

    • @zeekman7223
      @zeekman7223 5 років тому +6

      バンジョベンジ agreed.. total banger

    • @kudos4201
      @kudos4201 5 років тому +35

      @@benjiusofficial WEeEEEEeEEeE

    • @zorgnaxstash
      @zorgnaxstash 4 роки тому +7

      BOUT MY NIECE!

    • @LadyBoobs
      @LadyBoobs 4 роки тому +1

      also it took him 10 years to make

  • @Connorthecatsdad
    @Connorthecatsdad 2 роки тому +525

    The sketches are actually so much crazier than you think. They intro with the Batman transition sound, are framed as being Charlie's angels briefings, play The Shaft theme, and use Mission Impossible dialogue ("your mission, should you choose"). Fucking insane

    • @matthias6933
      @matthias6933 Рік тому +73

      That’s what having Alzheimer’s must feel like

    • @Connorthecatsdad
      @Connorthecatsdad Рік тому +44

      @@matthias6933 or being in Everything Everywhere, All At Once

    • @noahshighlightreel
      @noahshighlightreel Рік тому +14

      He’s literally talking to the voices in his head like it’s scary

    • @carmovision
      @carmovision 6 місяців тому +3

      it's like a big bowl of TV Land soup

  • @athanagames
    @athanagames 4 роки тому +5251

    I mean this album is so fucking terrible that Fantano decided that getting copyright strikes was worth being able to show us how truly terrible it is live.

    • @somebodyyouneverknew1095
      @somebodyyouneverknew1095 3 роки тому +78

      I don’t think he got any strikes tho

    • @TheJollyMisanthrope
      @TheJollyMisanthrope 3 роки тому +230

      I think Corey subscribes to the school of thought that there is no such thing as bad press.

    • @q.parablesque5610
      @q.parablesque5610 3 роки тому +349

      @@TheJollyMisanthrope Corey believes there is no such thing as enough bad press.

    • @miserirken
      @miserirken 3 роки тому +150

      i know people who have bought this damn album just 'cause these bad reviews...
      It's like The Room in music form.

    • @joshuazeeman7553
      @joshuazeeman7553 3 роки тому +30

      @@miserirken perfect description! It's one of the few pieces of music that becomes "so bad it's good", I laugh throughout the listen

  • @PhenomAnon08
    @PhenomAnon08 6 років тому +2672

    This album sounds like it took every sound that’s been popular in the last 30 years threw them in a blender and then recorded it during an earthquake.

    • @yaboycyn
      @yaboycyn 6 років тому +142

      This is the most accurate description of this album tbh

    • @TheGreatAndEpicMe
      @TheGreatAndEpicMe 6 років тому +23

      Phijkchu Euphoric Pizza And Bass Boosted it

    • @MordecaiWalfish
      @MordecaiWalfish 6 років тому +78

      its like turning on the shittiest pop music station in hell

    • @nikolademitri731
      @nikolademitri731 6 років тому +4

      Andrew Mollinet Sumner That + schizophrenia and/or maybe bad mushrooms? Idk, but it’s definitely 40 years of every popular style of music & madness of some sort...
      PS: idk if that’s your kid or lil sis or what in ur pfp, but that is cute af, dude. ✌🏼

    • @barryfarlane6242
      @barryfarlane6242 5 років тому +5

      And like it was produced by satan

  • @jakobgueits
    @jakobgueits 5 років тому +1645

    This album is what I would make if I had access to logic pro in 4th grade

    • @ShadesoffosedahS
      @ShadesoffosedahS 5 років тому +88

      He came up with this album in 4th grade and had to wait until autotune became a thing to get anyone to help him make it.

    • @fisheatsteel
      @fisheatsteel 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @davidscrumbly6258
      @davidscrumbly6258 4 роки тому +9

      even i'd make something better than this bruh

    • @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn
      @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn 5 місяців тому

      ​@@davidscrumbly6258i think anybody would 😂😂😂😂

  • @dadaismotienekasepta
    @dadaismotienekasepta 2 роки тому +402

    Dude thinks he's in the 80s, 90s and around 2009 at the same time

    • @IIzachBuilds
      @IIzachBuilds 2 роки тому +48

      apparently he started working on this album in 2006.. so I mean, yeah

    • @gabrielmarkaj-u7r
      @gabrielmarkaj-u7r 2 місяці тому

      ​@@IIzachBuilds 10 years for this? it can't be real

  • @eliasmata8855
    @eliasmata8855 6 років тому +2427

    Guys, hear me out. Kid Cudi went from a 0 to a 10. Next Feldman album, guaranteed success with the melon!

    • @pibeley2014
      @pibeley2014 6 років тому +68

      Elias Mata see you in 10 years lol

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 6 років тому +67

      What has Corey Feldman done since the Goonies that either hasn't been a train wreck, a dumpster fire or absolute shit? This album took a decade to make and it's *still* a joke!

    • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
      @hubblebublumbubwub5215 6 років тому +32

      Corey will go from worst album of 2016 to best album of 2016

    • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
      @hubblebublumbubwub5215 6 років тому +41

      Corey will go from NOT GOOD to NOT BAD

    • @zarlei6048
      @zarlei6048 6 років тому +11

      Incoming classic

  • @scharkfin9034
    @scharkfin9034 6 років тому +10160

    The year is 2056. Music has evolved to the point where all genres have melded together and everything has stagnated out. Music creators haven't created anything of value, or anything incredibly original, in years. The world is beginning to notice, and is looking for a solution. Anthony, who has long retired his channel and theneedledrop brand, goes through his old vinyl collection trying to reminisce of the now-named "Golden Age" of music. He tries to pull out his copy of The Money Store, but in his old age he trips and bumps his shelf. Suddenly, Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core falls into his hands. He remembers this review, and begins to play it. Completely opposite to this review, our Melon's eyes begin to light up as the music hits his ears. Everything has changed. The underlying genius of this album is just the thing that the world needs in this dire time. Anthony calls one of his old friend, Kanye West, and tells him he knows how to save the music industry. Kanye, who retired after the universal praise following eventual Yhandi's drop in 2032, uses his old connections to get Melon the attention he needs. Melon meets with the heads of the Sony, Universal, and Warner music labels. He gently puts his vinyl player on the table, and begins playing Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. They are absolutely blown away. Corey Feldman is flown out to oversee the making of every new music project, and things are beginning to look up. His album flies up the charts, and overall reception of music is the best its been in years. Music is now in a renaissance rivaling none other. Corey Feldman and Melon are known throughout the world as the people that saved music. Eventually the two meet in person to converse about how the landscape of music has now been revived. Anthony is nervous 2 The Core, standing in the shadow of a revered legend. He does nothing but praise him and his brilliance. Corey offers no response, and merely squints his eyes at Melon. Anthony turns to leave out of embarrassment, but just as he has his back towards Corey, he feels a sharp stab. Blood drips down the yellow flannel as Melon turns his head to see Corey with a shining knife pulled out of his back. With a tear in his eye, Backthony Stabtano can only make out one word, "Why?" Corey mutters- "I remember." Anthony falls to the floor, and Corey begins to use his newfound power in the music industry to tarnish the legacy of theneedledrop.

    • @geoffroyclop
      @geoffroyclop 6 років тому +1113

      Thank you

    • @YoshiNucleus17
      @YoshiNucleus17 6 років тому +1883

      I've read entire novels that were less captivating than this comment

    • @grizzlyadamblack
      @grizzlyadamblack 6 років тому +288

      To much time on your hands

    • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
      @CONGTHEGUERILLA 6 років тому +231

      how about some indented paragraphs u phegete

    • @harryjang3408
      @harryjang3408 6 років тому +401

      Fan fiction in a UA-cam comment section?

  • @geoffreytbaker8724
    @geoffreytbaker8724 4 роки тому +4398

    Snoop Dogg is the Nicholas Cage of Hip-Hop

    • @sbel6626
      @sbel6626 4 роки тому +359

      This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 4 роки тому +277

      For real, he's just always kinda there

    • @geoffreytbaker8724
      @geoffreytbaker8724 4 роки тому +243

      @@FlameOnTheBeat Yeah, there's that dimension to it. I meant more like Snoop will do absolutely ANYthing. I mean, Nic got screwed by his accountant, I dunno what Snoop's excuse is.

    • @RedStrayHound
      @RedStrayHound 4 роки тому +17

      O m f g.......how have I not noticed this...?!

    • @AtheistJr
      @AtheistJr 4 роки тому +9

      More like Robert de Niro

  • @averytherockgod9822
    @averytherockgod9822 2 роки тому +2227

    0% guns
    100% drugs
    50% sex
    100% autotune
    0% talent

    • @Steve-dv4hy
      @Steve-dv4hy 2 роки тому +220

      100% concentrated power of pills

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B 2 роки тому +201

      100% pure uncut rock

    • @zacharia0654
      @zacharia0654 2 роки тому +13

      @@R-H-B lmao

    • @brianholt4725
      @brianholt4725 2 роки тому +31

      So,,, 250% drugs ,sex,and auto tune?

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 2 роки тому +10

      15% concentrated power of will

  • @ink4968
    @ink4968 5 років тому +3417

    When snoop said “all she wanna do is twerk twerk, all I wanna do is party” over like five beats at once. That touched my soul 😩😢

  • @ParkerGaming69
    @ParkerGaming69 6 років тому +2994

    It's been 2 years and I still can't stop watching this. This is Anthony's opus.

    • @wjsnactivist6141
      @wjsnactivist6141 5 років тому +129

      Revisiting this is the best

    • @MarshallWolfMiller
      @MarshallWolfMiller 5 років тому +65

      Spicytoast This and Speedin’ Bullet 2 Heaven, definitely.

    • @elyjah6380
      @elyjah6380 5 років тому +41

      This and his reaction to Tom MacDonald

    • @yourusernameisdumb9509
      @yourusernameisdumb9509 5 років тому +23

      Agreed. I can't count how many times I've watched/listened this.

    • @nevadanate4957
      @nevadanate4957 5 років тому +28

      Also Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz

  • @cacomeat7385
    @cacomeat7385 5 років тому +1613

    This sounds like a parody album you'd hear in a sitcom, not something that actually exists

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 4 роки тому +52

      Like something South Park would genuinely make to parody Limp Biskitz or some shit. The joke writes itself lmao.

    • @Zachkhat
      @Zachkhat 4 роки тому +17

      It feels like the music version of Freddy got fingered, like where you listen to it and feel like this can't have been made seriously

    • @jacksaccount5848
      @jacksaccount5848 4 роки тому +10

      Zackhat Well that analogy shouldn’t work because Freddy Got Fingered was an intentional troll and was actually funny

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 4 роки тому +1

      Seems like something from 30Rock

    • @lydiavalentino
      @lydiavalentino 4 роки тому +4

      "Ascension Millennium" was actually used in a joke on Glee

  • @Fiqstro
    @Fiqstro 2 роки тому +276

    Video Game Drummer Productions
    2 years ago (edited)
    0:00 Introduction
    6:39 Ascension Millenium
    8:10 Lovin Lies
    10:40 Angelic 2 the Core
    11:42 Lickity Splickity
    13:13 4Bidden Attraction
    13:50 Crossed the Line
    15:06 Bad People
    16:36 Duh!
    17:33 Everybody
    18:48 Go 4 It!
    21:09 Test 1
    21:56 Seamless
    24:47 Wanna Break Free
    26:10 Negativity
    28:10 Ya Got Me
    28:56 Baby Blue Eyes
    30:49 4 My Love
    32:50 We Wanted Change
    36:17 Take a Stand
    38:52 Remember 222
    40:37 Mercy
    44:03 Working Class Hero
    47:03 Final Thoughts

    • @thetreeofclues
      @thetreeofclues Рік тому +18

      bro didnt even try 💀💀💀

    • @partycity750
      @partycity750 Рік тому +7

      Thanks king👑

    • @tellurelli
      @tellurelli Рік тому +7

      Corey Feldman sounds like Michael Jackson sounds like now.

    • @davelister2961
      @davelister2961 5 місяців тому +2

      This album is what resulted from God meeting Tenacious D at a crossroads in Australia and challenging them to sing "the worstest songs in the world". God was then unhappy because Cage and JB were unintentionally too good, so he replaced them with the Corey Feldman Collective and dialled the "awful" up to 11.

  • @petevaldezbc1
    @petevaldezbc1 7 років тому +3172

    I get a lot of nods and props when i bump this driving through the hood

    • @hueyhulk954
      @hueyhulk954 7 років тому +330

      Sick Boy Valdez they nodding because they are going to rob you

    • @цветок-ш7п
      @цветок-ш7п 7 років тому +439

      Huey Hulk rob you of those sick tunes

    • @Tiza123m
      @Tiza123m 7 років тому +272

      They're saying "White people finally lost it. Its all up to us now."

    • @MeanNYer
      @MeanNYer 7 років тому +5

      Sick Boy Valdez 😀😁😂😂😂 Stop playing!

    • @sonnylee147
      @sonnylee147 6 років тому +16

      nods of agreeing to jump you in a few days from now.

  • @gooeyllewy3729
    @gooeyllewy3729 7 років тому +3320

    i love how fantano tries to mock his voice bu winds up singing insanely better than feldman

    • @ooDirtyMickoo
      @ooDirtyMickoo 7 років тому +83

      i like how the first track sounds like a death grips song and fantano hates it.

    • @Theybo2
      @Theybo2 7 років тому +209

      ooDirtyMickoo well for one, how the hell? it sounds nothing like death grips. also he said it was one of the better tracks on the album.

    • @cstubbssubs7746
      @cstubbssubs7746 7 років тому +44

      ooDirtyMickoo how the FUCK does it sound like dg

    • @SladeBallard
      @SladeBallard 7 років тому +19

      I think "insanely" is a bit of a stretch though.

    • @iwanttobefree3739
      @iwanttobefree3739 7 років тому +4

      ooDirtyMickoo nice meme, my friend.

  • @OfficialSimtem
    @OfficialSimtem 8 років тому +3366

    This aint a review, this is a movie

    • @officialmodsound
      @officialmodsound 8 років тому +123

      In which case it is a well-done improv. art-film

    • @officialmodsound
      @officialmodsound 8 років тому +189

      Worst Soundtrack in the history of cinematography though.

    • @elementguy14DS
      @elementguy14DS 8 років тому +86

      a documentary on the worst album in years

    • @kirad
      @kirad 8 років тому +14

      This aint a review, its a BOMB

    • @nremac
      @nremac 8 років тому +4

      A bomb!

  • @cy9105
    @cy9105 2 роки тому +564

    It’s obvious that some poor recording engineer or producer worked miracles to even get this thing to sound the way it did. Respect to them.

    • @eddienorth1063
      @eddienorth1063 Рік тому +24

      Pretty sure the producer helped produce Quadeca’s I Didnt Mean To Haunt You

    • @Donyourmom
      @Donyourmom Рік тому +4

      Producers are just as accountable as much as the artist.

    • @jugo1944
      @jugo1944 Рік тому +34

      This is the worst abuse of the word "miracle" I've ever seen

    • @funkrobot9762
      @funkrobot9762 Рік тому +2

      Yeah I’m not sure about that.

    • @trevor245
      @trevor245 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Donyourmomnot always. Really depends on the artist and genre.

  • @leafdog2714
    @leafdog2714 6 років тому +846

    The most accurate way to describe the album is "Unironic shitpost"

    • @patrickquinn3469
      @patrickquinn3469 5 років тому +27

      Robert Aiello my birth was a shitpost

    • @itsmeekimchee
      @itsmeekimchee 5 років тому +8

      Legit sounded like a completely and ambitiously dead serious mlg montage

  • @Jake-ib8cy
    @Jake-ib8cy 7 років тому +293

    "Speedin' Bullet 2 The Angelic Core Of Heaven is the fourty-ninth mixtape by Nigerian reggae singer Ore Oke Gbogunmi. It was released on June 6, 1944 and was an immediate critical and commercial success" taen from the wiki

  • @saliv88
    @saliv88 6 років тому +1811

    “How is this legal?”
    My all-time favorite line from a music review.

    • @michaelroy6630
      @michaelroy6630 5 років тому +37

      I was watching the video while I read this and was so curious when he was gonna say "how is this legal?" and then it was LITERALLY the next line. You're scaring me.

    • @brandievan2678
      @brandievan2678 5 років тому +6

      @Mike Golczynski shouldn't someone be in prison?
      -anglethany coretanio

    • @coyotelong4349
      @coyotelong4349 4 місяці тому +1

      “Shouldn’t someone go to jail?”

  • @Tdawgmcginty
    @Tdawgmcginty 2 роки тому +309

    I’ve been feeling sick all day and wanted to be cheered up. I now feel more sick. I even had to call in sick to work. I’m not joking. The combination of this album and feeling slightly unwell has produced a new level of illness

    • @Phoenixhunter157
      @Phoenixhunter157 Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂😢

    • @eatbliss8895
      @eatbliss8895 Рік тому

      You might have got Coreyvid-22. (like 3X worse than Covid-19, because you can't die from it like you want to, and, like this album, it seems to last forever). Does Corey have a song about Covid-19 or vaxxing? It just would seem to fit, except maybe it is too relevant. Hopefully the box set has a Feldman's underwear scratch and sniff straight from Wuhan, inside.

  • @joshuaholtgreive3323
    @joshuaholtgreive3323 4 роки тому +3000

    It’s like daft punk and skrillex tried to reverse engineer trout mask replica

    • @1687angle
      @1687angle 4 роки тому +82

      Bro this is it... This is it 😂😂😂

    • @ccasta01
      @ccasta01 4 роки тому +6

      Lmaooo

    • @j.s.7894
      @j.s.7894 4 роки тому +16

      Yes that’s EXACTLY it

    • @_PuppetMaster86
      @_PuppetMaster86 4 роки тому +88

      I can't believe Trout Mask Replica is more enjoyable than this album.

    • @Part-TimeYouTubeCommenter
      @Part-TimeYouTubeCommenter 4 роки тому +20

      That's the most accurate thing I've ever read in my life, Jesus Christ.

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 7 років тому +4205

    im imagining corey feldman silently watching all 50 minutes of this video

    • @IuvenisOfficial
      @IuvenisOfficial 6 років тому +310

      fruitypeebils crying while watching it

    • @sydneyprescott5241
      @sydneyprescott5241 6 років тому +214

      Omg i was totally thinking that! I betcha anything he's watched this, if there's any nice comments about Corey's music... you know it's him😣😥

    • @steadyrhythms9571
      @steadyrhythms9571 6 років тому +254

      i can imagine him having a mental breakdown and beating his angels in his basement but no one can hear their screams for help because he’s gagged them and they lack the energy to because he only feeds them bread every morning so they can pleasure him by force every single day as he screams at them and experiments with them, which eventually makes a few obsolete that he puts in “the container” making him recruit and then chaining new girls through his “Corey’s Angels” program, showing them “the container” so they know where they go if they ever disobey his commands or fail him.
      or yeah, maybe he just cries silently.

    • @sydneyprescott5241
      @sydneyprescott5241 6 років тому +50

      SteadyRhythms or he puts them in a silence of the lambs style dried up well

    • @lmao-ev6nz
      @lmao-ev6nz 6 років тому +133

      Corey feldman banned perma anthony from going to his show lmao

  • @seank784
    @seank784 8 років тому +579

    I hope Death Grips make an album that samples this album right here and then calls it "The Money Store 2"

  • @chiqq-
    @chiqq- 2 роки тому +330

    This album is actually incredible, a non stop barrage of the worst sonic choices made in rapid succession

    • @dreamsister6339
      @dreamsister6339 9 місяців тому +3

      🤣

    • @goingunder2548
      @goingunder2548 5 місяців тому +1

      I agree, this album really is the equivalent of the Sonic Chronicles OST

  • @modestreptile
    @modestreptile 4 роки тому +2783

    Cocaine deserves a writing credit on this album

    • @lambrosk3790
      @lambrosk3790 3 роки тому +109

      Feldman- This is going to be probably one of the greatest albums since Off the Wall, influencing music for generations to come.
      Cocaine- Corey’s really starting to worry me.

    • @marcelosaletti1183
      @marcelosaletti1183 3 роки тому +80

      dont insult cocaine, many great songs had her feature, i think we have some next level shit envolved on this, probably ketamine

    • @porkfriedrice1530
      @porkfriedrice1530 3 роки тому +76

      This is is closer to elephant tranquilizer

    • @Individual245
      @Individual245 3 роки тому +14

      You're all on the right track. The only thing that really explains how this trainwreck happened is ... the makers of it were on some serious drugs.

    • @Paul.......
      @Paul....... 3 роки тому +33

      @@marcelosaletti1183 Don't insult ketamine like that. This is like taking 40 tabs of benadryl and licking a mysterious E pill off the club floor

  • @brycewilliams624
    @brycewilliams624 5 років тому +3921

    Imagine an album so bad it didn't deserve the RED flannel

    • @clevername15
      @clevername15 5 років тому +260

      it got the camo flannel

    • @christianr1240
      @christianr1240 5 років тому +108

      "Agh! I'm naked" - Melon

    • @jayare6975
      @jayare6975 5 років тому +42

      This album got melon tweakin

    • @taylorfrench6722
      @taylorfrench6722 4 роки тому +217

      Yellow Flannel: Good
      Red Flannel: Bad
      Sports Bra: Corey Feldman

    • @MichaelGrey11
      @MichaelGrey11 4 роки тому +42

      Didn’t even deserve a real shirt

  • @DABL-bt4lw
    @DABL-bt4lw 4 роки тому +3720

    How does this album sound both overproduced and underproduced at the same time?

    • @mehmed6529
      @mehmed6529 3 роки тому +101

      Cause its trying to be 100 but it's 0

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 3 роки тому +152

      Probably similar to how a $100 million movie can look like deep fried ass. Poor money management.

    • @porkfriedrice1530
      @porkfriedrice1530 3 роки тому +94

      Too much going on, yet none of it is placed correctly or under any control

    • @KendrickMegaFan
      @KendrickMegaFan 3 роки тому +48

      @@mehmed6529 yeah. This album is extremely ambitious, in the worst way possible

    • @gckbowers411
      @gckbowers411 3 роки тому +16

      Lots of instruments, and most of them are too loud. That's how.

  • @chiqq-
    @chiqq- 2 роки тому +896

    The craziest thing about the album, after having actually listened to it, is the fact that Anthony didn’t even choose the worst bits of the album
    This album has so much more in store if you dare to give it a listen

    • @s0vnds
      @s0vnds 2 роки тому +90

      Why did you expose yourself to such torture. Are you okay friend?

    • @juju-vl7oj
      @juju-vl7oj 2 роки тому +116

      I think I genuinely love the song Ascension Millennium.
      It's not corniness, it's Coreyness.

    • @derpfaddesweisen
      @derpfaddesweisen 2 роки тому +15

      ​@@juju-vl7oj I actually do as well. It is catchy af.

    • @wt701
      @wt701 2 роки тому +10

      Set me FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!¡!!!!

    • @matthewsaints350
      @matthewsaints350 Рік тому +9

      @@juju-vl7oj "Coreyness" lol

  • @fabiansanchez7203
    @fabiansanchez7203 7 років тому +4839

    I'm back for my monthly viewing of this review

    • @Deep_Armageddon
      @Deep_Armageddon 7 років тому +23

      Zeppelin me too!! Hahahaha

    • @casualnerdeverything2816
      @casualnerdeverything2816 7 років тому +87

      it's usually about two months for me, but the look of disgust on anthony's face is just so damn beautiful

    • @JM-pm3ob
      @JM-pm3ob 7 років тому +93

      This is probably my 10th or 11th viewing of this video. It’s so fucking magical.

    • @fabiansanchez7203
      @fabiansanchez7203 7 років тому +18

      Nicsho I'm already here

    • @VSpoodle
      @VSpoodle 7 років тому +15

      Best near hour of my evening every time

  • @downfromthereeefters
    @downfromthereeefters 5 років тому +494

    Corey is so bad, Cal didn’t even try standing up for him in this review

  • @liluzioou4531
    @liluzioou4531 4 роки тому +3151

    Homie: this mixtape is gonna get us out the hood!
    The mixtape in question:

    • @achair650
      @achair650 3 роки тому +73

      *WHEEEEEZE*

    • @natthechristian6271
      @natthechristian6271 3 роки тому +153

      Homie: this mixtape is gonna get us out the hood!
      The mixtape in question: now I’m with Spongebob

    • @PearLock
      @PearLock 3 роки тому +3

      HAHAHAHA

    • @dt1-n2f
      @dt1-n2f 3 роки тому +60

      @@natthechristian6271 Racing down the autobarn

    • @ohgodthepain
      @ohgodthepain 3 роки тому +27

      They making it back into the hood

  • @paultapping9510
    @paultapping9510 Рік тому +237

    this album sounds like sitting in traffic in a hot car, with someone who keeps changing the radio station, at 3pm on a Monday afternoon.

  • @haydenclaborn9584
    @haydenclaborn9584 6 років тому +636

    You know one day some hipster in college will right his or hers mid term paper on how this album is secretly a masterpiece and is about the duality of God and Man.

  • @gavinhayes12312
    @gavinhayes12312 8 років тому +2024

    This album sounds like 808s And Heartbreak if Kanye West was an old white guy

    • @l3wdlemon708
      @l3wdlemon708 8 років тому +176

      nah speeding bullet from kid kidi from a senior skrillex.

    • @conor8629
      @conor8629 8 років тому +93

      Maybe Thriller if it was recorded while/after Michael Jackson died.

    • @nomobobby
      @nomobobby 8 років тому +13

      I would object to that joke, but the album so repetitive and awful I'll join you, The only thing this needs is to be featured in the next crappy Sonic game and complete a common autistic dream. Might as well since they have roughly the same creativity and cohesion in the final product. So awful even die hard fans find some of them irredeemable.

    • @amalija11
      @amalija11 8 років тому

      LOL

    • @portalfreak7628
      @portalfreak7628 8 років тому +44

      gavinhayes12312 you're telling me Kanye ISNT an autistic white guy?

  • @ChristopherHari
    @ChristopherHari 8 років тому +5840

    in 5 years I'm subscribed to this channel, this is the first time I've seen Anthony actually listen to music.

    • @Beisser76
      @Beisser76 8 років тому +225

      Gotta watch the bandcamp videos then!

    • @thedudeperson
      @thedudeperson 8 років тому +383

      Hari he used to do it in 2009/2010 but stopped because of copyright

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 8 років тому +38

      He occasionally does it on the new(ish) It Came From Bandcamp segment.

    • @cellchirp
      @cellchirp 8 років тому +69

      yonkers review lol

    • @Beisser76
      @Beisser76 8 років тому +13

      thedudeperson the melon is a sellout

  • @giusepperesponte8077
    @giusepperesponte8077 2 роки тому +220

    This is the room of albums. It’s so bad that it’s genius. Truly hilarious. It makes you wonder what the psyche of someone who would make this music is like. Corey is either the least self aware person ever to live or he’s a genius comedian. Those are the only two possibilities.

    • @sweetypuss
      @sweetypuss Рік тому +11

      it's the first option. he's a childhood SA victim and stopped developing mentally at that time in his life, so he's just living in a perpetual delusion

    • @CliffordTheVulture
      @CliffordTheVulture 3 місяці тому

      i was literally saying the same thing about the room

  • @dannydontgoin237
    @dannydontgoin237 7 років тому +548

    The best thing to come out of Corey Feldman's music career is this review.

    • @thatssonotchill5741
      @thatssonotchill5741 7 років тому +2

      dannydontgoin237 leave tommy Jarvis alone

    • @TheRantMaster53
      @TheRantMaster53 6 років тому +7

      This album probably got more album sales after this review tbh

  • @brendonhalverson5178
    @brendonhalverson5178 6 років тому +2760

    This album took 10 years to make... just let that sink in.

    • @emilysipswater6104
      @emilysipswater6104 6 років тому +435

      it's the "Boyhood" of the music industry

    • @danielwallace1759
      @danielwallace1759 6 років тому +202

      @@emilysipswater6104 Boyhood twelve years to make did you know it took twelve year to make nobody's ever done that before

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser 6 років тому +74

      That is how a Corey Feldman do.
      Now stop thinking about it.
      Why are you still thinking about it?

    • @Deathnabotl
      @Deathnabotl 6 років тому +28

      @@MosoKaiser True facts about a Corey Feldman.

    • @lzi9452
      @lzi9452 6 років тому +12

      Brendon Halverson I refuse to believe that for the sake of my sanity

  • @alexzablah1455
    @alexzablah1455 5 років тому +705

    My favorite part is how Fantano didn’t even use the green screen to show the album but rather pasted it sloppily as a diss to Feldman.

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 4 роки тому +36

      And didn’t bother editing the episode

    • @demekneme1706
      @demekneme1706 4 роки тому +6

      It was also to show how badly cropped it was lmao

  • @underworldfilms8200
    @underworldfilms8200 Рік тому +132

    this album feels like being uncomfortable under a heavy blanket in summer

  • @zarlei6048
    @zarlei6048 6 років тому +1906

    First track sounds like if Daft Punk had dementia.

  • @Enceladus2106
    @Enceladus2106 4 роки тому +3656

    Except for the entire album, I think the album was pretty good

    • @chagrin6919
      @chagrin6919 4 роки тому +140

      The album cover's horrible as well

    • @littlebearoverlook
      @littlebearoverlook 3 роки тому +52

      @@chagrin6919 it's like a parody of 90s Memphis album cover

    • @dougxvale
      @dougxvale 3 роки тому +1

      I hope that was sarcasm

    • @Enceladus2106
      @Enceladus2106 3 роки тому +45

      @@dougxvale No I was serious

    • @garrett4309
      @garrett4309 3 роки тому +20

      Yeah the album was kind of like in rainbows, except completely different

  • @stessistessi2116
    @stessistessi2116 4 роки тому +2144

    You just know that Corey Feldman plays his own CD when he's at home.

    • @blackphillip8486
      @blackphillip8486 4 роки тому +64

      I'd put my next week's wages on that, lol.

    • @RetroPC
      @RetroPC 4 роки тому +46

      It's on repeat in his living room.

    • @matthewgodding777
      @matthewgodding777 4 роки тому +42

      Oh god, you gave me flashbacks to an old band i was in temporarily... I quit after our first studio session. 1 day, 1 song. Then the singer played it on loop all the way home. My other band at the time, punk band, did an album in a day. And it's not like tge music was any more complicated. I should've just done the drums in the 2 takes it took and gone home...

    • @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk
      @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk 4 роки тому +90

      He actually does. Some woman got invited to an orgy at Corey’s house and noticed that he had his music playing in the background while they’re all fucking. lmao

    • @alexgobaks1954
      @alexgobaks1954 4 роки тому +13

      Can I ask how on Earth do you know that lol

  • @anonymous-yk9sz
    @anonymous-yk9sz Рік тому +156

    Petition to make Corey-core a thing. It’s all about bad photoshopping, camp, bad music and movies, cheap/free sound effects and loops (think pixabay and looperman), papyrus font and other cheap editing fonts, filters and effects. It’s mildly Y2K too, cause of the 2000’s-2010’s pop vibe a lot of his stuff and his vibe has.

    • @FELCommentary
      @FELCommentary Рік тому +9

      Can we add CMFT since its by Cory Taylor?

    • @sp4cegrl27
      @sp4cegrl27 Рік тому +10

      yabujin kinda had that goin on until he got doxxed :(

    • @mamamiyalozatoz
      @mamamiyalozatoz 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@sp4cegrl27he just came back earlier this year so he still had that going on! atleast before he quits again 😭
      it's kinda crazy to look back on how a lot of people including me thought he actually finally quitted when he was still uploading music quietly under swineantartica

  • @swansonjoe7121
    @swansonjoe7121 5 років тому +1462

    Its 2020 and I've finally cracked it. Some of the loops are from Garageband; that synth lead, some of the cheap instrumentals (etc.). *tosses cigarette at gravestone* But who cares. Case is done. People have moved on. Its time I did too. (Roll credits where all the names are just me) The End

    • @faeriegraver
      @faeriegraver 4 роки тому +56

      Lmaoooo

    • @YosiBoi
      @YosiBoi 4 роки тому +23

      Thats so funny

    • @fisheatsteel
      @fisheatsteel 4 роки тому +10

      Can you even sue this shit for ripping you off?

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 4 роки тому +128

      GarageBand? Wow, literally anyone could make a song on that software and he still made something awful

    • @alecchase2176
      @alecchase2176 4 роки тому +24

      This comment is written better than the best moments on this record...

  • @pappacostello3911
    @pappacostello3911 7 років тому +848

    I dont think you understand melon, this album is clearly meant to be played backwards

    • @commerceserverservercommerce
      @commerceserverservercommerce 6 років тому +58

      angelic 2 the core 2: collectors edition, limited to 50 copies, and includes a handwritten note by corey himself saying “fuck you melon”

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 6 років тому +20

      limited to 50 copies because Corey couldn’t crowdfund the album ... again

    • @nikolademitri731
      @nikolademitri731 6 років тому +3

      commerceserver is that legit true?

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 5 років тому +2

      @@nikolademitri731 It better Fuckin' be, I swear to god

    • @neros12346
      @neros12346 5 років тому +2

      @@commerceserverservercommerce and each copy is $500 because Corey's late on rent again

  • @SayItAintTso
    @SayItAintTso 5 років тому +1035

    this is track twelve
    this is track twelve
    *_there's 22 tracks_*

    • @jhoust22
      @jhoust22 4 роки тому +1

      Alexander Tso i wanna like your comment but it has 666 likes so i’m gonna leave it

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 4 роки тому +5

      @@jhoust22 im about to ruin your whole career

    • @jhoust22
      @jhoust22 4 роки тому +1

      Kat SpicErt yeah it’s already at 707 so i can like it lol

  • @majorsnail
    @majorsnail 11 місяців тому +59

    i think this video contains every facial expression anthony fantano is capable of making. I've seen every single one of his teeth now

  • @TheSleepy1326
    @TheSleepy1326 6 років тому +397

    This album was fueled by crystal meth & meatless chicken strips.

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 5 років тому +57

      Nah, Korn's debut album literally fueled by that stuff and that turned out excellent. this album, however, was fueled by Corey injecting black tar heroin into his nutsack and eating peach slices of the floor.

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 5 років тому +4

      Meatless...?

    • @LisaWatsonFilm
      @LisaWatsonFilm 5 років тому +12

      @@VictoriaSobocki vegetarian basically, fake meat chicken strips

    • @cykablyat7393
      @cykablyat7393 5 років тому +2

      He definitely does meth. Look at that jaw

  • @HectorSGCG
    @HectorSGCG 3 роки тому +2261

    Making good music: Hard
    Making mediocre music: Easy
    Making bad music: Incredibly hard

    • @gdmatter2286
      @gdmatter2286 Рік тому +5

      Not

    • @drillbit8280
      @drillbit8280 Рік тому +163

      More like making music so bad it’s impressive is actually very difficult and takes skill to do so.

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 Рік тому

      More like making iconicaly bad music: incredibly hard
      You need a really impressive level of delusion to make this and think it's good. Not alot of people that make bad music have this level of passion and craft to make this filthy stinky masterpiece

    • @SevenAsses
      @SevenAsses Рік тому +8

      @@drillbit8280Some kind of skill i suppose

    • @austinallen4184
      @austinallen4184 Рік тому +9

      This is straight up creepy dude, thank god the internet is here to absorb the weirdness and convert it into humor, otherwise it’s just not right and disturbing

  • @Yrkr785
    @Yrkr785 5 років тому +843

    You didn’t like the album because Corey has legs and you’re jealous

  • @rainerochsofficial
    @rainerochsofficial 2 роки тому +139

    every time anthony mimics corey’s singing he unironically sounds 10 times better

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 8 років тому +3539

    Rumours suggest that the US Department of Defense is developing a weaponised version this album for use on the Syrian front

    • @pivoteer556
      @pivoteer556 8 років тому +103

      Considering the US government actually started experimenting with Justin Bieber as a method of torture, I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @Evan-zx2vd
      @Evan-zx2vd 8 років тому +56

      Install a Friend that's cruel and unusual punishment

    • @user-zs4rx4xv1x
      @user-zs4rx4xv1x 8 років тому +60

      Folks at Guantanamo will be getting a new toy to 'play' with.

    • @calcifieddirt4120
      @calcifieddirt4120 8 років тому +97

      War is hell.

    • @lucas60336
      @lucas60336 8 років тому +18

      Install a Friend That is too inhuman, even for the psychopaths that inhabit the Department of Defense.

  • @jasondelaney9689
    @jasondelaney9689 4 роки тому +838

    the best way I can describe this album is that it sounds like fake music; music that plays in the background of a cartoon or other tv show but it's an entire album of just that

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 роки тому +24

      Why does that make sense

    • @porkfriedrice1530
      @porkfriedrice1530 3 роки тому +89

      This is what aliens play on the radio as they drive around pretending to be humans

    • @Antenna_to_Heaven
      @Antenna_to_Heaven 3 роки тому +4

      This comment doesn't make sense, often in cartoons is some fun music or orchestral music

    • @Baloonboy105yt
      @Baloonboy105yt 3 роки тому +27

      @@Antenna_to_Heaven i think they mean it sounds like a parody you would hear in a cartoon. it reminds me of parody pop songs in shows like fairly odd parents.

    • @Antenna_to_Heaven
      @Antenna_to_Heaven 3 роки тому +1

      @@Baloonboy105yt hahah true, sounds like parody 😂

  • @Morkeric
    @Morkeric 7 років тому +262

    Straight from the album's website: "Angelic 2 The Core has truly been a labor of love for Corey. One of its many personal charms is that Corey recorded the album in his own home studio and played all of the instruments himself on some of the tracks showing that in addition to his skills as a singer/songwriter/producer, he is now adding multi-instrumentalist to his resume."
    christ.

    • @coleminer5104
      @coleminer5104 7 років тому +4

      Could you get any more pretentious?

    • @derektaylor2859
      @derektaylor2859 7 років тому +32

      I almost dont believe that's true but I dont give enough of a fuck about Corey Feldman to actually look it up lol ill take your word for it. That's fucking hilarious that he actually thinks his instrumental skills are noteworthy haha if I was responsible for the instrumental portion of this album I wouldn't want ANYONE to know about it

    • @daltonbedore8396
      @daltonbedore8396 6 років тому +18

      you just KNOW he wrote that himself

  • @BenjaminSteber
    @BenjaminSteber Рік тому +49

    You’ve heard while my guitar gently weeps. Now hear a saxophone painfully die. 21:52

  • @TheManofThings777
    @TheManofThings777 7 років тому +356

    The day Snoop Dogg says the words "I don't care how much you pay me!" Is the day Danny Brown does gospel.

    • @LilBleachThaGod
      @LilBleachThaGod 7 років тому +31

      Desphinx you ain't lying snoop would get on a song with 808s and queefs if the check was right

    • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
      @hubblebublumbubwub5215 7 років тому +35

      He actually said that. ''I don't care how much you pay me. Give me 5 cents and I'll be on your album.''

    • @cam8842
      @cam8842 7 років тому +4

      Desphinx great profile pic

    • @jeefneef7500
      @jeefneef7500 6 років тому +11

      Funny meme but snoop dogg did a gospel album

    • @ryancalcaterra4946
      @ryancalcaterra4946 6 років тому +20

      Chia Man And Danny is creative enough to probably pull off a gospel album.

  • @Erisblackstone
    @Erisblackstone 5 років тому +1272

    It's time for my bi-annual viewing

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 5 років тому +71

      Bi-annual? You need to step your game up. I watch this, SB2H, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, and XXX's 27 once a month.

    • @gracie-xd4ll
      @gracie-xd4ll 5 років тому +12

      バンジョベンジ try once a week, punk

    • @user-pr8jz7fz8j
      @user-pr8jz7fz8j 5 років тому +13

      gracie. Try once a day, punk

    • @gracie-xd4ll
      @gracie-xd4ll 5 років тому

      Subatomic Duck ¡Quark! You really have nothing better to do? Okay boomer

    • @user-pr8jz7fz8j
      @user-pr8jz7fz8j 5 років тому +11

      gracie. Ok Boomer

  • @nothingofCal
    @nothingofCal 3 роки тому +1562

    Listening to this album makes me completely forget what good music is supposed to sound like

    • @guygilroy9719
      @guygilroy9719 3 роки тому +91

      For me it is the opposite. It makes me appreciate any music which doesn’t not contain corey’s fucking dog growl voice with raging electric guitars in the background and unnecessarily loud drums.

    • @jinkieez
      @jinkieez 3 роки тому +10

      like hyperpop fans on a daily basis

    • @jadeorigami3154
      @jadeorigami3154 3 роки тому +34

      @@jinkieez cry about it

    • @jinkieez
      @jinkieez 3 роки тому +12

      @@jadeorigami3154 pressed

    • @GordonSlamsay
      @GordonSlamsay 3 роки тому +6

      everything else just pales in comparison

  • @nateman79
    @nateman79 2 роки тому +120

    He went on steve-o’s podcast not long ago and acted like it was one of the most successful, artistic albums to come out in decades

  • @seanrichardson2780
    @seanrichardson2780 7 років тому +651

    James Franco stars as Corey Feldman in The Disaster Artist 2

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 8 років тому +617

    not gonna lie, the hook on Ascension Millennium is pretty catchy in the shittiest, cheapest way possible.

    • @Ididntaskforahandleyoutube
      @Ididntaskforahandleyoutube 8 років тому +248

      S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶--Don't tell anyone but I agree. Seriously though, please don't tell anyone I said that. I will be written out of my father's will and I will be kicked out of my religion.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 років тому +13

      I definitely haven't told anyone.

    • @alr1173
      @alr1173 5 років тому +20

      I actually felt the same way. That song got stuck in my head for all the wrong reasons.

    • @jeffabbott9505
      @jeffabbott9505 5 років тому +15

      there are like 3 or 4 hooks i like on this and up until now i’ve been ashamed in myself

    • @antihinduismisbased
      @antihinduismisbased 5 років тому +4

      @@Ididntaskforahandleyoutube LMAO.
      "I will be written out of my father's will and kicked out of my religion."

  • @conneremberton4018
    @conneremberton4018 6 років тому +246

    The only thing that holds back Corey Feldman is a lack of self-awareness. He could become one of the greatest meme artists in the music industry if he just embraced the insanity a little.

  • @issy.with.s
    @issy.with.s 2 роки тому +51

    my favorite corey feldman story is when i went to a signing with a director who had worked with corey, and a guy asked if he'd be able to do a reunion with the whole cast of a show he worked on. the director started listing people who would be down to be in a reunion, and when the other guy asked about feldman, the director said "oh of course corey would show up. no one's fucking hiring corey."

  • @3Horus
    @3Horus 8 років тому +2665

    Is there anyone who enjoyed this album? Like, what did his family and friends tell him? What was his manager's feedback?
    This album just raises way too many questions it stresses me out

    • @decekc9389
      @decekc9389 8 років тому +34

      Horus i have not heard a single song from this album yet, should i or should i not hear it?

    • @vinny12142
      @vinny12142 8 років тому +377

      Decek C Yes you should listen to it. Cory Album is a complete game changer and will make you question everything about life it self!

    • @stark4614
      @stark4614 8 років тому +261

      This album may be an experiment by the record labels to see just how many tasteless idiots will spend money on garbage music.

    • @jamesaldridge480
      @jamesaldridge480 8 років тому +230

      The really crazy thing is this: he lives in LA, which naturally attracts so many aspiring producers. So how the fuck did he end up with something this bad. Whoever made the beats simply doesn't know how to produce music. That's a fact.

    • @lelnope30
      @lelnope30 8 років тому +131

      There will be someone who enjoys this, or at least someone who claims that they do. There are so many different people on this planet that I would be shocked if there wasn't at least one person who claims to legitimately love this, even if it's just to seem like they're different

  • @thisisawsome34253212
    @thisisawsome34253212 4 роки тому +1844

    0:00 Introduction
    6:39 Ascension Millenium
    8:10 Lovin Lies
    10:40 Angelic 2 the Core
    11:42 Lickity Splickity
    13:13 4Bidden Attraction
    13:50 Crossed the Line
    15:06 Bad People
    16:36 Duh!
    17:33 Everybody
    18:48 Go 4 It!
    21:09 Test 1
    21:56 Seamless
    24:47 Wanna Break Free
    26:10 Negativity
    28:10 Ya Got Me
    28:56 Baby Blue Eyes
    30:49 4 My Love
    32:50 We Wanted Change
    36:17 Take a Stand
    38:52 Remember 222
    40:37 Mercy
    44:03 Working Class Hero
    47:03 Final Thoughts

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 6 років тому +642

    STORY TIME
    this album honestly reminds me of when my dad was going through a midlife crisis and recorded songs as if he was going to be the next Jim Morrison. only difference is that my dad sucks at singing even more than the guy on this album. no joke, he couldn't sing to save his children's lives!
    my dad performed ONCE at our local public hall, got a few compliments from a few of his friends and then spoke to me as if he was a professional record producer. he'd say 'i'm going to record some vocals, so i need complete silence' and then if i made the slightest bit of noise, he would shout at me from his studio. he also said things like 'listen to this, it's so pucker, it's another hit!' when he'd never had a hit song in his life. then there was that one time where he said 'there's no way i'm just going to let good songs i wrote sit on the shelf.' it was some of the most delusional, egotistical behaviour i have ever witnessed in a person EVER and it came from my own father! it was as if he was a white, unsuccessful Kanye West!! he even asked me to get my friends to buy his songs off of iTunes and he'd try to impress me by singing certain notes that he failed miserably at.
    the thing is, my dad is an amazing multi-instrumentalist and is great at painting and stuff. but it just got to his head a bit, so he wanted to be good at singing too. but you can't be good at everything. i could see it meant a lot to him though, so being the decent daughter i am, i helped him with the music on some of his songs and then his music came out sounding better. his voice was still hideous though. he must hear a completely different sound to what the rest of us do. people have complimented him and said he's not as bad as other people they've heard before, because they didn't want to hurt his feelings. but i'm a very honest person and people in a situation like my dad's situation don't like people who tell it how it is. hell, if my mum told him she didn't really enjoy his singing, he'd just sulk and get moody at her.
    thankfully, he's had enough of recording now. probably because he's accepted he's shit at it. but yeah that's a summary of when my own father used to be a classic case of 'i'm getting on a bit now and have received some compliments for trying to sing in front of an audience, so i must be something special and obviously am amazing.'
    i love my dad really though. bless him. he's gonna teach me how to use his studio stuff too.

    • @MultiYoutubuser
      @MultiYoutubuser 5 років тому +76

      Thanks for sharing! It was a wholesome read

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 5 років тому +25

      Lmaooooooo a white, unsuccessful Kanye west was amazing in so many levels

    • @PedloProductions
      @PedloProductions 5 років тому +8

      You’re a good kid Charlie Brown!!!

    • @Ashleyariasx
      @Ashleyariasx 5 років тому +5

      LOL this was a great story. Had me dying of laughter 😂

    • @michaelgalvin3588
      @michaelgalvin3588 5 років тому +27

      I was waiting for the melon hates black people plot twist

  • @rubymcshane2536
    @rubymcshane2536 2 роки тому +144

    41:21 Anthony's slow realization about Corey Feldman singing about his niece is so funny

    • @xtra_krispy693
      @xtra_krispy693 6 місяців тому

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @donovan4222
      @donovan4222 5 місяців тому +1

      He’s a concerned uncle

    • @Sunkhrist
      @Sunkhrist 4 місяці тому

      BOUT MY NIECE 😭🗣🗣

  • @MrSuperbeaner23
    @MrSuperbeaner23 7 років тому +1614

    This album is way ahead of its time.
    Next 808s and heartbreak

    • @LilBleachThaGod
      @LilBleachThaGod 7 років тому +40

      Mia Khalifa it deserves a Grammy

    • @joedorben3504
      @joedorben3504 7 років тому +59

      Scotty Byrd Actually that's incorrect because every year the Grammys seem to always give awards to albums that really dont deserve them

    • @MeanNYer
      @MeanNYer 7 років тому +4

      Mia Khalifa, Huh? 😕

    • @cozmicempresstarot643
      @cozmicempresstarot643 7 років тому +1

      Mia Khalifa
      I DNT think SO..
      Gotta have a voice at least
      This sounds WAY worse than listening to horny cat's hauling

    • @SairajRKamath
      @SairajRKamath 6 років тому +5

      666 likes. Don't break this, fellas.

  • @matthewsullivan2381
    @matthewsullivan2381 7 років тому +560

    Its like if nickelback made a hip hop album after listening to the entire limp bizkit discography on meth but worse

    • @LilBleachThaGod
      @LilBleachThaGod 7 років тому +24

      Matthew Sullivan that sounds scary

    • @skulashi
      @skulashi 7 років тому +1

      AHAHAHAHAHA you're a god

    • @ekbergiw
      @ekbergiw 7 років тому +2

      Matthew Sullivan also, Batman plays jazz

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 років тому +1

      Matthew Sullivan If Nickelback made a hip hop album after listening to the entire Limp Bizkit's discography on meth, it would still be better than this crap.

    • @vacuumblink2300
      @vacuumblink2300 6 років тому

      Nickel back is not even that bad

  • @jessefoster3251
    @jessefoster3251 5 років тому +2198

    IT DID
    IT GOT NUMBER ONE
    ITS THE WORST ALBUM OF THE DECADE

    • @anthonynazaradeh
      @anthonynazaradeh 4 роки тому +5

      Yo what’s the name of the album your google icon is?

    • @soapkiller3239
      @soapkiller3239 4 роки тому +19

      @@anthonynazaradeh "A quiet farwell, Twenty Sixteen to Twenty Eighteen" by slauson malone, experimental alt rap album

    • @anthonynazaradeh
      @anthonynazaradeh 4 роки тому +8

      @@soapkiller3239 Nifty

    • @sagiepuff
      @sagiepuff 4 роки тому +13

      It might be the worst of all time

    • @HAWKEYESOLO
      @HAWKEYESOLO 4 роки тому +2

      Worthy of a zero.

  • @Batzin4k
    @Batzin4k 2 роки тому +75

    28:57
    2016 Fantano: “I’m being drained”
    2022 Fantano: Gives Bladee an 8/10

    • @Rob_Cary
      @Rob_Cary Рік тому

      2023 Fantano: Weary of being straight edge because men "substitute it for working out and toxic masculinity" lol his takes on things outside of music rival this album in cringe sometimes.

    • @mayamelodyegg1607
      @mayamelodyegg1607 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Rob_Cary what

    • @mireya0269
      @mireya0269 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Rob_CaryTf

  • @Number9Robotic
    @Number9Robotic 7 років тому +780

    31:07 "Sometimes words don't express the feelings we really mean, so I wrote these feelings for you."
    ...What?

  • @flyingmonkeys5097
    @flyingmonkeys5097 8 років тому +187

    the album cover is so disgusting. there's no design, aesthetic, class, good fonts, or anything. just...no..

    • @flyingmonkeys5097
      @flyingmonkeys5097 8 років тому +25

      Alexey Stolovoy think this album is beyond the point of sarcasm tbh

  • @rahc9771
    @rahc9771 7 років тому +881

    'The Room' of the music industry.

    • @FredHMusic-gr7nu
      @FredHMusic-gr7nu 6 років тому +69

      Oh hi Angels!

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 6 років тому +69

      if only corey feldman took criticism like tommy wiseau did...

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 6 років тому +24

      At least Tommy Wiseau is self-aware not to put out an EP album just because he "acted" in a "movie," so that automatically makes him better than Corey F.

    • @tedesco7219
      @tedesco7219 6 років тому +59

      Rahc The thing is, The Room is laughably bad, in a way where you can watch it and have fun laughing at how terrible is. There. Is. No. Pleasure. Whatsoever. In. Listening. To. Angelic2TheCore.

    • @lizwithoutbuildings
      @lizwithoutbuildings 6 років тому +9

      This isn't so bad it's good tho, this is just bad.

  • @fia521
    @fia521 10 місяців тому +43

    So sad we can’t stream this album anymore. Never take life for granted guys, you never know what you have till its gone 😢

    • @thatclaudiakid
      @thatclaudiakid 5 місяців тому

      Wym? I’m still able to stream it on Spotify.

  • @GetSumNutz
    @GetSumNutz 8 років тому +1608

    Lickety Splicktano

  • @Tylerf64
    @Tylerf64 3 роки тому +1891

    This album is like if a cartoon sound effect got struck by lightning and became an entire album.

    • @enlistenmusic1719
      @enlistenmusic1719 2 роки тому +79

      This comment is so fucking underrated, holy shit I died laughing after reading this

    • @compoflask6262
      @compoflask6262 2 роки тому +31

      In this case it's the batman transition sound 😭

    • @PondOfGlue
      @PondOfGlue 2 роки тому +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA

    • @sheggy927
      @sheggy927 2 роки тому +9

      i almost shit myself reading this

    • @jordanlouie_
      @jordanlouie_ 2 роки тому +6

      underrated comment

  • @ccda3324
    @ccda3324 5 років тому +294

    You can actually see Anthony's mental stability drop with each passing minute

  • @brandontadday6288
    @brandontadday6288 2 роки тому +105

    This whole album reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade and our music teacher made an assignment for everyone in the class to ‘write a song’ using the stock loops in Sony Acid. Somehow, I have a feeling that the worst songs in the class were still more coherent and listenable than this absolute travesty to human auditory perception.

    • @leiasleeping1282
      @leiasleeping1282 2 роки тому +4

      Reviewing those assignment must be fun for him😂

    • @eatbliss8895
      @eatbliss8895 Рік тому +2

      That is because you didn't use all the loops at the same time (don't forget to crank the brass way up, though,. Compress it if you have to, as you can never really get enough horns, can you?) like you were supposed to, and have a couple of the special needs 1st graders ghost write the lyrics while they are eating a bowl of paint chips and licking the windows. (And, did I mention that the horns can always be turned up just a little louder? Oh, I did? OK, then.) Just GO4it!