@@AxxLAfriku wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa, dear axxl
This update is actually so good, the game would’ve done way better financially if it released like this, it’s basically become total war: age of mythology
@@Dogpilot_NordKS Showing that they had absolutely no faith in the game You don't give away your game for free day 1 if you're expecting it to sell well
Ahh yes, Hercules. The great *Roman* tale about a man who is born from an affair with *Jupiter.* Sent to do tasks by *Juno* so he can die but never ended up dying.
6:55 oh gods, this isnt a beautiful flying woman, its a monstrous creature, damn the elusive beautiful flying women that Tom and Ben talk so much about
is total war ever going to bring back naval combat... I knw it was cut from warhammer due to GW other games but both troy an 3 kingdom can use it naval combat was mostly crashing into other ship but i do miss that shogun naval fights lol
Modern historians: "I just finished my 236 page thesis on the Panama economic crisis of 1927!" Ancient historians: *"Ah yes, my cousin's friend knew a guy who had a dream about Troy. Let me tell you all about it!"*
I just don't like how everything looks in those more modern total wars... the bright colors everywhere, everything has icons above it, this arrows looks really fking bad with thise white stripes behind them, the unit sizes are really small and the fighting looks really weird compared to med2. Idk total war is just kinda dead to me
As someone who always liked dynasty Warriors and the Trojan Epic Cycle I’ve been waiting for people to start giving the RotTK treatment to it for years... it’s tailor made for fun takes like this.
you are partially right. it's spelled "Greece" but i may be getting R/whooshed. let me explain further, Ajax was super strong and a good fighter but achilles is ariostos arichon. pretty sure i said that wrong but strongest of the greeks. Now i could be wrong i don't remember the exact translation but i'm pretty sure it is that. Now people think Achilles died to a arrow to his well Achilles but that is partially wrong. he died to a arrow but not to his achilles. the story of him being immortal is actually pretty modern. the real story is that Achilles was just a really REALLY good fighter who had a lot of speed and was a demigod. his mother was a sea god. he dies to paris after killing the eldest son of troy, Hector. Now, Paris was a favorite by Aphrodite who is the greek Goddes of love and Hector was favorited by Apollo. Paris killed achilles with help from apollo. and then achilles son comes along and odyessues makes the trojan horse plan. there is a lot more that i skipped like where his son came from and achilles stopped fighting for a little bit. I think you should read "Song Of Achilles" it's written by Madeline Miller. one of my favorite greek books. btw it is 18+
Sucks they didn’t tell u when u buy this and download it all your previous games get erased. They probably didn’t wanna tell players that cus they knew people wouldn’t buy it if they did. Game company’s are such shady POS.
*cough* *cough* uhh we gunna forget about the part where dionysus wanted to steal a women from i think the story like right after the minotaur with deaduleus. you know he built the maze then the prince from athens came along and he and the princess hit it off. well after he beat the minoutar he sorta ran away with the princess but Dionysus wanted her for himself so he ordered for the prince to drop her off on some island stranded but artemis killed her. idk but something about being unholy to her? i cant remember but if he wasn't so greedy and god like maybe she would've lived. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HADES!
@@jillvalentine5962 Mixing up stories the Cretan princess Ariadne fell in love with the Athenian prince Theseus and helped him slay the Minotaur then left with him. Then Theseus left her on Naxos and fucked off to Athens to be king. Dionysus discovered her there, they fell in love were wedded. From all accounts they truly loved each other and were true to one another
@@jillvalentine5962 Nah you’re good. Like all myths we have thousands of different versions but the one where deadulus just up and left her is the most common and thus the one most viewed as correct.
Troy is a pretty important part of history. Homer inspired a lot of things and another greek write says that one of the sons of the king of troy fled after troy lost and formed rome. sooo yeah it's pretty important.maybe not the game but the history is important. Even if it may be fictional. it hasn't 100% been proven yet.
It's interesting how the Super Bunnyhop review wished the game either went for pure historical accuracy or mythological fantasy and now there are two DLC for that
it is concerning that TW's best games recently is where they throw history out the window, to the point where... they sorta tried with Troy and it flopped badly..... now they're just like "ah screw it, full-fantasy reskin!" (yes i know it was based on something largely fictional anyway but eh).... i worry about the future of historical TW! especailly the shenanigans with Three Kingdoms total war.... which is yet to actually feature the three kingdoms in a campaign mode several years on.
@@maximilianolimamoreira5002 i mean as far as gameplay i think there's been great improvements to uniqueness of factions and such in warhammer, the overall development is wonderful and owning older copies of the trilogy serves you in the long run which means your money goes further.... but yeah they seriously neglect historical games no improvement there
I am not kidding about this when I say you need to play this game wehy.pe/y/2/iSorrowproductions
Are we still gravy babies
Yes
Thanks for your videos!
No you don't you sellout
I'd watch more videos of this
the madmen went and developed both a classical and mythological total war.
it's amazing.
@@AxxLAfriku wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa, dear axxl
@@hideouspillow5724 WOWOWEEWAA
- Kazakh
This update is actually so good, the game would’ve done way better financially if it released like this, it’s basically become total war: age of mythology
Yh man I mean I’m still playing Attila with medieval mods
@@mr.crowgamer6250 Anything good in particular? I was thinking about playing it again.
AND if it wasn't Epic exclusive. Don't forget that.
It was in beta on epic
@@Dogpilot_NordKS
Showing that they had absolutely no faith in the game
You don't give away your game for free day 1 if you're expecting it to sell well
I don't know my alphabet, but I don't think Troy is after Dominican Republic.
In ancient greek its pronounced 'Destroyed'
@@maxgrozema1093 troy? more like no more, am I right?
@@maxgrozema1093 That made my day!
@@maxgrozema1093 I mean, Trojans founded rome so...
@@romanboi3115 Only a Roman Boi would believe that Virgil wrote the Aeneid as non-fiction ;)
The Drinkers of Venom are just Bo after the Bokoen Meal.
Golden when he turned his bo meal into a drink by putting it in a blender.
Father, please remove this gravy off of my body.
You will enjoy the gravy or you will go in the hole
@@iSorrowproductions the mole hole?
It rubs the gravy on it's body, or it goes in the hole again!
@@iSorrowproductions Oh god anything but the hole, I shall keep the gravy.
@@jobe5514 Why has this become such a common reference?
Ah yes, you know the game's good when daddy ISP doesn't lose his sanity
I feel like if he loses his sanity from playing it to much is also a good sign too
Its the other way around lol
You know it's perfect when he loses his hope on humanity
One must take note that most games he does this are also games which he is paid to play
He lost his sanity pretending to like a game because he was paid to.
I'm actually positively shocked that the dev's didn't just give up on this game and instead made it good for both the history bois and mythology bois.
Playing this game historical is nonsencial because the story of the Iliad is full of mythology
"You don't do too well against sky pigeons"
As opposed to normal pigeons that can't fly.
Ahh yes, Hercules. The great *Roman* tale about a man who is born from an affair with *Jupiter.* Sent to do tasks by *Juno* so he can die but never ended up dying.
*Mr International*
Greek name for Hercules is Heracles so they are technically correct here
^^^ This guy is literally a man of culture.
Gre*koids btfo
Oh yes a New ISP video, but he doesn't lose his Sanity
It's not an ISP video if he doesn't lose his mind, now is it?
@@reaper7425 I know it's a huge part of it, but if he can have a bit of rest that'll still do haha
"Sky pigeons"
I Think ISP has never seen a pigeon that isn't on the ground there just winged rats to him
The rodent pegasus
10:13 The enemy's head popped off before ISP's guy's sword got anywhere near him...
That just shows how great Teucer is
kinda dissapointed that total war: troy isn't just a total war game where the only unit you can deploy is some guy named troy
It's just a total war game for the pillow war in Community.
That would've been an amazing April Fools. Total War Troy: Troys battling it out to be the ultimate Troy.
@@bathtubanarchy Punching Troy, Stone Throwing Troy, Big Troy, Tiny Troy, *M E G A* TROY
The Hydra Defenders in this game remind me of Planet War.
iSorrow, what's wrong? You sound... happy? Excited? I- I don't know! WHAT IS THIS EMOTION.
This is one of the very few channels I will let an add play all the way through to make sure you get paid.
Alternate Title: Total War Troy But It Looks More Like Total War Warhammer
"If you played troy when it came out" so basically no one
In EGS it was given for free, so people played it
I ermmm, I played it on release 😅
I played it a lot when it came out, about 100 hours
I'll definitely be marking my calendar for September 2nd! Just 365 days to go!
Not going to lie, as someone who played almost every Total War title I didn't even know Troy released. I thought it was abandoned or something.
I mean they took the epic money, which means they had literally no faith in the game selling well on its own so its practically abandoned
The poor man's TWW...
I just wish they'd release Empire 2 already. He haven't had a proper gunpowder total war in ages
I wish Troy started with this as base game
I doubt it had the funding yet. The EGS deal made Troy a TON of money that they could justify Mythos.
“If you remember when Troy came out…”
Troy came out?
In EGS
@@mjd13 pirate bay too
6:55 oh gods, this isnt a beautiful flying woman, its a monstrous creature, damn the elusive beautiful flying women that Tom and Ben talk so much about
If you want a beautiful flying woman just do a fashion show on the roof of a skyscraper and make the runway out of trampolines
is total war ever going to bring back naval combat... I knw it was cut from warhammer due to GW other games but both troy an 3 kingdom can use it
naval combat was mostly crashing into other ship but i do miss that shogun naval fights lol
@waddle good thing warhammer would not be pre gunpowder
Honestly, I was totally sold on this one from the start. Looks fun as hell.
It's great dude
Of course if you gonna fight the man of Hydra, you will need a tall man with a shield.
I love at 12:21 he said sky pigeons which implies there is ground pigeons out there too😂
"im not gonna reference star wars in this video" well too late buddy we already got reference
A fellow Ajax the Great enjoyer? Finally, a man of culture!
1:43
Zeus wouldn't smite you, he'd visit you 3am in your bedroom
Modern historians: "I just finished my 236 page thesis on the Panama economic crisis of 1927!"
Ancient historians: *"Ah yes, my cousin's friend knew a guy who had a dream about Troy. Let me tell you all about it!"*
Привет , украинской друг)
@@dilshodtemirov1522 a drug in weed is a drug in need.
Ah. So total warhammer 2.5 edition. Gotcha.
Ah Total War Troy...
The famous game I got for free on EPIC and played 3 days before uninstalling it.
Mentioning epic is a low t move.
Thank you for fulfilling my quota of height-related jokes for the day in one video.
That is no small order.
I'm glad your high hopes weren't crushed
Wait a minute, this isn't A to Z Dominion of Canada
isp promoting a total war game is like vale not coming out with videos. it was going to happen no matter what, it was just a matter of when
I like that, by logic, those giants, shirtless guys would only make for a bigger target for spears and arrows
I just don't like how everything looks in those more modern total wars... the bright colors everywhere, everything has icons above it, this arrows looks really fking bad with thise white stripes behind them, the unit sizes are really small and the fighting looks really weird compared to med2. Idk total war is just kinda dead to me
warhammer total war 1 and 2 were pretty good
I have yet to to watch the video I will see if it's awesome or epic
Edit:the video was epic 10/10 would drink gravy again
mythos is how it should have been from the start and not sold as an pricy dlc a year after.
the game was free at the start so can’t really complain that something is missing
As someone who always liked dynasty Warriors and the Trojan Epic Cycle I’ve been waiting for people to start giving the RotTK treatment to it for years... it’s tailor made for fun takes like this.
Man they had him read out a lot of stuff....
Isp is crazy from hoi
Hes playin troy
Ngl, I thought you were going to say BOI!
More Troy!
Troy looks good, if you're a history boi.
Where mega campaign dommy
There is a horse big enough for Ajax but Rosie Odonnel was born a bit too late.
The ISP refusing to reference Star wars?
It's treason then!
Ajax: Stronger than Grease
you are partially right. it's spelled "Greece" but i may be getting R/whooshed. let me explain further, Ajax was super strong and a good fighter but achilles is ariostos arichon. pretty sure i said that wrong but strongest of the greeks. Now i could be wrong i don't remember the exact translation but i'm pretty sure it is that. Now people think Achilles died to a arrow to his well Achilles but that is partially wrong. he died to a arrow but not to his achilles. the story of him being immortal is actually pretty modern. the real story is that Achilles was just a really REALLY good fighter who had a lot of speed and was a demigod. his mother was a sea god. he dies to paris after killing the eldest son of troy, Hector. Now, Paris was a favorite by Aphrodite who is the greek Goddes of love and Hector was favorited by Apollo. Paris killed achilles with help from apollo. and then achilles son comes along and odyessues makes the trojan horse plan. there is a lot more that i skipped like where his son came from and achilles stopped fighting for a little bit. I think you should read "Song Of Achilles" it's written by Madeline Miller. one of my favorite greek books. btw it is 18+
@@jillvalentine5962 the Dish Soap
@@jillvalentine5962 bruh
Total War Mefos?
The bills, they haunt.
They say pubelius payed for his napalm pigs with mefo bills
Why this looks more like Heroes III than TW?
Well I’m very glad this ad popped up LOL I have been waiting for this game to come out on steam for a year now
it's so great that at launch day it was already discounted on steam...
How about medieval total war artillery only?
Ajax says, "Please, leme smash."
Sucks they didn’t tell u when u buy this and download it all your previous games get erased. They probably didn’t wanna tell players that cus they knew people wouldn’t buy it if they did. Game company’s are such shady POS.
Would love a warhammer video from u my dude
Forgot this game exists
They did my boy Nestor dirty by not having him in this game
Just a shame CA are charging £50 plus for this thing
When I see those cultists, all I can think is "WITNESS ME!!!"
ISP when making the Dominican Republic video: 10:54
I was fine not getting the game for free off Epic last year. I'm fine continuing to give this game a miss this year on Steam as well.
Advertisements are very good
I just noticed the fishing guinea pig is gone
5:31 its treason then
Actually Hades and Dionysus were pretty nice overall. Or at the very least they were faithful which is as good as you can ask for in Greek mythology
Yeah both of them were pretty chill with mortals and the other Gods
*cough* *cough* uhh we gunna forget about the part where dionysus wanted to steal a women from i think the story like right after the minotaur with deaduleus. you know he built the maze then the prince from athens came along and he and the princess hit it off. well after he beat the minoutar he sorta ran away with the princess but Dionysus wanted her for himself so he ordered for the prince to drop her off on some island stranded but artemis killed her. idk but something about being unholy to her? i cant remember but if he wasn't so greedy and god like maybe she would've lived. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HADES!
@@jillvalentine5962 Mixing up stories the Cretan princess Ariadne fell in love with the Athenian prince Theseus and helped him slay the Minotaur then left with him. Then Theseus left her on Naxos and fucked off to Athens to be king. Dionysus discovered her there, they fell in love were wedded. From all accounts they truly loved each other and were true to one another
@@Jimbo55151 ah sorry i got them mixed up. i read somewhere in a book that Artemis killed Ariadne. guess it was wrong
@@jillvalentine5962 Nah you’re good. Like all myths we have thousands of different versions but the one where deadulus just up and left her is the most common and thus the one most viewed as correct.
"No God is on your side" well it's official. We are forsaken by the gods
Sky pigeons? This would imply that there are water and ground pigeons
I NEED NO SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS
Q: Is ISP a communist?
A: Yes, he has problems managing food.
wow they really are trying to get people to care about troy
Troy is a pretty important part of history. Homer inspired a lot of things and another greek write says that one of the sons of the king of troy fled after troy lost and formed rome. sooo yeah it's pretty important.maybe not the game but the history is important. Even if it may be fictional. it hasn't 100% been proven yet.
It's interesting how the Super Bunnyhop review wished the game either went for pure historical accuracy or mythological fantasy and now there are two DLC for that
Cmon maaaaaan. This isn't Medieval 3.
this is what ive been for, this is exactly what im waiting for
When your Greek: oh boy is this gonna be good also the at the time troy was released it was hella bugging
Warhammer but with more gamemodes
I thought the title to the video was sarcasm
While there wouldn't have been a horse big enough for Ajax, horseback riding hadn't really been invented yet anyway!
ahh yes ajax my favourite window cleaner
4:50 yea boiiii
The title puts you in the book of grudges. Be careful next time.
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Almost 1/5 of the video was the intro isp, wtf
it is concerning that TW's best games recently is where they throw history out the window, to the point where... they sorta tried with Troy and it flopped badly..... now they're just like "ah screw it, full-fantasy reskin!" (yes i know it was based on something largely fictional anyway but eh).... i worry about the future of historical TW! especailly the shenanigans with Three Kingdoms total war.... which is yet to actually feature the three kingdoms in a campaign mode several years on.
god damn it, they spent a long time publishing bullshit, just to do nothing in terms of improval
@@maximilianolimamoreira5002 i mean as far as gameplay i think there's been great improvements to uniqueness of factions and such in warhammer, the overall development is wonderful and owning older copies of the trilogy serves you in the long run which means your money goes further.... but yeah they seriously neglect historical games no improvement there
They should just focus on Warhammer if they're so keen on adding fantasy elements to historical TW, like whats the point.
The game has finally released after being in early access for a year on the beta store
"Weird emo people" also known as zombies
Ah yes, finally, the "sky-pigeons"
You need to get the big bull to go with the giants
this game was such a pain to play, i started my first campaign as sparta and jesus it was not fun at all
Go with Odysseus or Paris if you wanna go easy
Armoured car only when
Bro Achilles would fuckin die if razor scooters were around back then
they had chariots back then, he would still be fucked
Gamer moment
Sky pigeons as opposed to ground pigeons
I'm starting my day with ISP.
September 2
Thanks ISP, I'll make sure to mark down September second as an important upcoming date. Oh wait...
hoi4 disstrack when
ISP when he makes a new video pain suffering agony…
Sooo, a 15 min commercial ?