There was around 15ish French constitutions before the present 1958 Constitution, however, the present French constitution has been amended 25 times since it's inception. France is on it's fifth republic and have had two empires, three kingdoms (Ancien Régime, Bourbon Restoration and Orealeanist Kingdom of the French), several rounds of provisional governments and military dictatorships and one German Occupation, Government in Exile and Collaborationist regime at the same time.
French consitution joke: A man walks into a bookshop in Paris, and asks for a copy of the constitution. "I'm sorry monsieur", the shopkeeper replies, "We don't sell periodicals".
Why does this AxxL bot comment on every hoi4 video I watch? Lol who even sets up bots to comment on gamer videos? I get the political discourse but hoi4??
Fun fact the French lost more men going into Russia due to the scorching summer heat than to the winter cold, especially when the men where forced marched to catch the Russian army and had to basically take russian trenches by force attack and mass infantry charges. Then came the march back home and we all know how that turned out.
The winter was just the more scary one. The summer was deadly but everyone still thought Napoleon was gonna win. When it got cold it became clear as day that this was the end of the road. That's why the winter retreat seemed so much more rough than the summer march.
@@the_tactician9858 winter made for more interesting paintings and made it easier to explain I mean how do you paint heat or explain to someone in western Europe how hot it got?
@@gidi3250 I think that's more opposite. Soldiers were 'used' to hot weather, especially in Southern France. The cold on the other hand was more extreme. I also think that Napoleon might have had his hand in this. Admitting you send half your men to die of heatstroke and being shot only to maybe get that decisive battle does not sound as cool as losing your men to an abnormal winter. Now it sounds like only nature could beat Napoleon.
@@the_tactician9858 well we also have to remember the world back then wasn't as hot as it is today and that even the French noticed that sometimes the temperatures during the march into Russia was the same that you would find in a desert and true it did get hot in other European nations like Spain and Portugal but we should also remember the winter in Russia was also the worst in its history books and the winter in ww2 was on a similar nature, a once in a lifetime kinda thing, sure Europe has cold weather and snow but during the retreat it was worse than any western European nation had ever seen. That and up till that point Napoleon hadn't really lost and if their was a loss it was a Marshall who failed and Napoleon himself would got to that front and personally fix it.
ISP: "attention citizens of France! I have come to save you all! Frenchies: "tres bien! It is ISP!" ISP: "FROM YOURSELVES!!!!" Frenchies: "Mon dieu! its ISP!"
@@julek4248 hey don’t joke too much ,that’s with this white flag (with some golden flower on it ) that we March during 30 years inside your country getting fun 😘
Wow, even though I'm French I didn't know we had 15 constitutions since 1789... I mean, it's understandable when the opposition (left AND right) always say there're gonna change the constitution (despite not knowing what the heck they'd be writing if they won) hoping this promise lives up to something like "retaking the holy land". That's Fench politics for you!
Had a dream last night that I watched the Germany AtoZ but for some reason as soon as the war actually started ISP just starting screaming and ended the video early. Tomorrow's episode should be good
I've found the Soviets try to fill in all their frontlines by making really bad division templates. Coupled with the really hard to take mountains in eastern Turkey and I'm not surprised
I mean he's already played many nations with focus trees (Australia, The Raj, Bulgaria, China, Commie China, Czechoslovakia, and Canada) which means they were undeniably 'meant to be played', and he's played several which have formable nations (Afghanistan, Malaya, Colombia, Costa Rica, Denmark, The East Indies, Ecuador, El Salvador, Estonia, and Finland) and as formables can't be created by puppets that means they were most probably intended to be for a player to make use of (since the ai has no chance in hell of doing it themselves) and thus are 'meant to be played' too. So no, this isn't the first, it's pretty far from it.
I finally figured out how to steamroll the soviets last night. I had roughly 380k casualties compared to their 4.5 million lol. By the time I reached Moscow, they had 40 divisions left, which was nowhere near enough to fully cover the front lines, so i could just drive my tanks deeper and deeper into Russia until they capitulated. Genuinely one of the most satisfying gaming experience ive ever had lol.
for the first time ever, i only noticed now that in the hoi4 main menu... the guys is pointing at the planes in the sky... how did i never noticed the planes?!
Normally I would skip the ad as usual, but considering how fast ISP's mental health is depleting with those videos, I had to make an exception, so grab the few pennies from me and spend it for some healthcare. You're gonna need it
@@idkuwutdou8155 I would assume 40 width Heavy or medium tanks. Two full lines of tanks and two full lines of motorized/mechinized is my go to template but I'm not a hoi4 expert
I heard that if you make a collab government in pondicherry, and you give them the rest of india, they have cores on all of india and they dont have the national spirit that gives them -69 percent recruitable population, meaning you can use them as a soldier printer. If you have a puppet over all of china too, you really can dominate. I played a game as Napoleon last night and i managed to puppet qing and give them most of china and i shat out 151 10 widths in a couple months
I'm sitting here in my swiss military uniform on my way not to go to war but to smoke a lot of cigarettes watching Hoi4 on yt. I'd say it's almost the same as my grampa 80 years ago
So as a french guy, i can say that starting 1789 we went through, Constitunal Monarchy, republic, empire, monarchy again, then empire for 100 days, then an other constitutional monarchy, then republic again, then second empire, then republic again (with paris as a seperate sort of commie goverment), then collaborationist fascist Vichy france, then provisional goverment and finaly republic
So for anyone who wants to play chonky France, if you go monarchist legitimists, Portugal form the Porto-Brazilian empire then joins with spain as the Iberian Union, then you invade spain and merge the crowns you get cores on not just all of spain but also Portugal and Brazil
You know, if your subs are your gravy babies, and ramblers from your perspective are his....and I found your channel through ramblam... *technically rambler has already rubbed one off for sure on you*
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bruh I was just about to go to sleep
Avoid sleeping using surfshark vpn
hi
congrats on 30 -torturing yourself- hoi4 a - z videos!
"La cagoule" means "the balaclava"
There was around 15ish French constitutions before the present 1958 Constitution, however, the present French constitution has been amended 25 times since it's inception. France is on it's fifth republic and have had two empires, three kingdoms (Ancien Régime, Bourbon Restoration and Orealeanist Kingdom of the French), several rounds of provisional governments and military dictatorships and one German Occupation, Government in Exile and Collaborationist regime at the same time.
Bruh
Holy Roman Empire: Our country was a disjointed mess for a millenia.
France: Hold my baguette!
@@Grivehn the HRE was originally a French title, so it works out nicely
I had a Brain Aneurysm trying to comprehend what I just read
very stable country
French consitution joke:
A man walks into a bookshop in Paris, and asks for a copy of the constitution. "I'm sorry monsieur", the shopkeeper replies, "We don't sell periodicals".
Thank you for the excellent joke I'll keep that one tucked away for later.
Have a wonderful day.
That's pretty good lmfao
"Revenge is a dish best served by a rat who's secretly living in your chef hat"
-ISP 2021
Alternative title: when you cancel a 40$ billion submarine deal…
topical
Politicians hate him! Learn how he screwed up a 72 year old alliance with this simple trick
oh nonononono KEKW
HAHA NICE ONE
As an australian
yes
also not to get political but those submarines are trash
ISP single handedly doing what Napoleon couldn’t in half the time with thrice the enemy casualties
Why does this AxxL bot comment on every hoi4 video I watch? Lol who even sets up bots to comment on gamer videos? I get the political discourse but hoi4??
With tanks, tho. Napples had no tanks.
Only thrice? That really was a brutal campaign!
That’s because napoleon was french
@@hstevens1432 Corsican, my dear boy. Don't make that mistake with old Napples in the room, he'll whip you.
Had no idea that Braun has been editing the videos for the past 5 days, good job Braun and good job Isp for facing 5 days of depression.
damn is that true?
@@idkuwutdou8155 yes, go check out his twitter
Fun fact the French lost more men going into Russia due to the scorching summer heat than to the winter cold, especially when the men where forced marched to catch the Russian army and had to basically take russian trenches by force attack and mass infantry charges. Then came the march back home and we all know how that turned out.
The winter was just the more scary one. The summer was deadly but everyone still thought Napoleon was gonna win. When it got cold it became clear as day that this was the end of the road. That's why the winter retreat seemed so much more rough than the summer march.
Also, all hail the floof.
@@the_tactician9858 winter made for more interesting paintings and made it easier to explain I mean how do you paint heat or explain to someone in western Europe how hot it got?
@@gidi3250 I think that's more opposite. Soldiers were 'used' to hot weather, especially in Southern France. The cold on the other hand was more extreme.
I also think that Napoleon might have had his hand in this. Admitting you send half your men to die of heatstroke and being shot only to maybe get that decisive battle does not sound as cool as losing your men to an abnormal winter. Now it sounds like only nature could beat Napoleon.
@@the_tactician9858 well we also have to remember the world back then wasn't as hot as it is today and that even the French noticed that sometimes the temperatures during the march into Russia was the same that you would find in a desert and true it did get hot in other European nations like Spain and Portugal but we should also remember the winter in Russia was also the worst in its history books and the winter in ww2 was on a similar nature, a once in a lifetime kinda thing, sure Europe has cold weather and snow but during the retreat it was worse than any western European nation had ever seen. That and up till that point Napoleon hadn't really lost and if their was a loss it was a Marshall who failed and Napoleon himself would got to that front and personally fix it.
ISP: uploads a France video
My sub box moments later
Alex the rambler: “saving a french disaster game”
Pretty weird…
You're subbed to Alex the hairline?
ISP: "attention citizens of France! I have come to save you all!
Frenchies: "tres bien! It is ISP!"
ISP: "FROM YOURSELVES!!!!"
Frenchies: "Mon dieu! its ISP!"
Is it a Hellsing Abridged reference ?
When the French kid has had enough of the France Surrender jokes
Literaly me
@@leroiarouf1142 hehe Frankreich = 🏳️
@@julek4248 hey don’t joke too much ,that’s with this white flag (with some golden flower on it ) that we March during 30 years inside your country getting fun 😘
@@julek4248 hehe Germany and Denmark = 🏳️
@@TheToadFan95 denmark yes but germany after 6 years
Wow, even though I'm French I didn't know we had 15 constitutions since 1789...
I mean, it's understandable when the opposition (left AND right) always say there're gonna change the constitution (despite not knowing what the heck they'd be writing if they won) hoping this promise lives up to something like "retaking the holy land".
That's Fench politics for you!
Fench?
@@AjarTadpole7202 I'm pretty sure I already answered that.
Fench
I do love fench politics
“It’s sad, seeing his mental decay, I always thought it would happen more gradually”
Maybe we should do something about it, let's finish his painful existence comrades.
Omg iSorrow would never play Franch I'm crying and shaking right now
Franch
Sorry what
Hey whats your favorite sauce
Franch
he made 8 videos about france wtf
So sad
Had a dream last night that I watched the Germany AtoZ but for some reason as soon as the war actually started ISP just starting screaming and ended the video early. Tomorrow's episode should be good
12:50 is no one gonna talk about how the Soviets lost 1.6M men to freaking Turkey?
I've found the Soviets try to fill in all their frontlines by making really bad division templates. Coupled with the really hard to take mountains in eastern Turkey and I'm not surprised
@@jeffreypeters2803 Soviets in Hoi4 be like: There is a giant wall in our front, let's just collectively headbutt into it
@@tiagocerqueira realistic tho
I love it when a depressed Englishman has to teach me the Alphabet.
Belgian*
Wait isp is British?
he is a very happy definitly not depressed belgian man
@@abdallasaid6555 Yeah, I’m fairly sure he’s from Slough.
@@nemanja4731 wasn't all that belgian stuff just a big meme?
Reallly enjoying the series and daily uploads. I know it’ must be a lot of effort but it’s great so far!
This is the First Nation which is actually meant to be played
What about china?
Arguably Canada
Maybe India and Australia
What about Bulgaria.
I mean he's already played many nations with focus trees (Australia, The Raj, Bulgaria, China, Commie China, Czechoslovakia, and Canada) which means they were undeniably 'meant to be played', and he's played several which have formable nations (Afghanistan, Malaya, Colombia, Costa Rica, Denmark, The East Indies, Ecuador, El Salvador, Estonia, and Finland) and as formables can't be created by puppets that means they were most probably intended to be for a player to make use of (since the ai has no chance in hell of doing it themselves) and thus are 'meant to be played' too.
So no, this isn't the first, it's pretty far from it.
2:42 When you looks at Devalue de Franc focus, you can see the coin shining, which is pretty nice detail to the game
Every focus does that. That's nothing special
@@marxistvalorie Just a useless fact XD
yeah xD
" We must save the great French nation from his biggest adversary : *french people* "
As a frenchman, this never been so true.
That “Devalue the Frank” bit got me more then I thought it would
Just thought I’d come back to rewatch and gotta love that Bokoen is the face of the demons in ISPs head @ 0:28
You know what they say "revenge is a dish best served 4 generations later"
The amount of French pop culture references and the amount of insults towards the French is hilarious 🤣 especially because I’m an Englishmen
Ah yes, retribution for Sedan by recreating the Kingdom of Prussia that caused it in the first place. Logic.
This is a certified hood classic
6:09, this is one of those moments that makes me glad that you're a UA-camr.
I’ve waited a year for another France video
>land locked Poland doing "coastal defense"
300 IQ meta move
i havent slept since the last a2z was uploaded. couldnt wait for th bagutters
wui
11:50 This is the type of shit you have State Transfer Tool for.
You do what I can’t/don’t want to do, you brave beautiful bastard. 😢
Love that red flood Frace reference at beginning
« Saving the great French Nation from it’s biggest ennemy… french people! » as a french, I can only agree 😂
When the French counterattack
* Angry Steiner noises *
When the blood of the impure waters you furrows.
12:05
- "Sir do you don't think we have anough tanks... ?"
- " *NON* !"
I'm crying
Britain: Sorry France you lost the Last Coalition War No hard feelings?
France: Yeah sure *Clicks Avenge Waterloo*
a France has talked into the river in Lego city! Build the rescue ISP!
"We must save the great French nation from it's greatest ennemi : French people"
As a French, I can assure you that's very true.
Anyone notice how cute isorrow’s fingers are?
what
I think that's just you.
@@thatoneclonetrooper5663 boner von cockenmiester
I finally figured out how to steamroll the soviets last night. I had roughly 380k casualties compared to their 4.5 million lol. By the time I reached Moscow, they had 40 divisions left, which was nowhere near enough to fully cover the front lines, so i could just drive my tanks deeper and deeper into Russia until they capitulated. Genuinely one of the most satisfying gaming experience ive ever had lol.
Can't wait until speed 1, neutral New Zealand world conquest speedrun
Speed 1, non-aligned Menjaing world conquest
for the first time ever, i only noticed now that in the hoi4 main menu... the guys is pointing at the planes in the sky... how did i never noticed the planes?!
Normally I would skip the ad as usual, but considering how fast ISP's mental health is depleting with those videos, I had to make an exception, so grab the few pennies from me and spend it for some healthcare. You're gonna need it
Isp: he's been rubbing of on me
Me: ah ok- WHAT
playing a bit differently from what i do when playing france i see
*FORTS EVERYWHERE, STAY AWAY*
I swear the last time you played France you did this exact same focus line.
3:29 Never seen such an accurate statement on my people x)
3:10 leave franc alone ISP! he is doing his bes okay, come with me franc, I will take you to a place you will be appreciated in
For whatever reason whenever I hear ISP speak I immediately think of liquidator brunt (FCA) from Star Trek Deep Space 9. I don’t even know why
Does anyone know what template isp used during the invasion of the soviets for troops and tanks? they seemed really good
Same i've always had to do the whole "wait until the AI attacks you" strat as germany in order to push a little. Does anyone know?
@@idkuwutdou8155 I would assume 40 width Heavy or medium tanks. Two full lines of tanks and two full lines of motorized/mechinized is my go to template but I'm not a hoi4 expert
Oh look sorrow production is evolving
Sorrow production evolved into Antonin artaud
Hoi4
A-Z EVERY NATION, EVEN FORMABLES EVERYTHING
Alternative Title: My Nightmare
I heard that if you make a collab government in pondicherry, and you give them the rest of india, they have cores on all of india and they dont have the national spirit that gives them -69 percent recruitable population, meaning you can use them as a soldier printer.
If you have a puppet over all of china too, you really can dominate. I played a game as Napoleon last night and i managed to puppet qing and give them most of china and i shat out 151 10 widths in a couple months
British be like: "Why would you attack us!"
French: "We are French and we are monarchist"
British: "Understandable, have a lovely day chap"
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There are 3 certainties in life Death, Taxes and France is in political turmoil
Nice to know ISP and Alex rub each other off. In other words, givin' it the ol' rambler try.
ISP accidently did the Lego _Rescue!_ meme AND the Voiceoverpete _Gamers_ meme.
Devalue the franc joke was the funniest shit I heard in quite a while, idk why this in particular so hilarious to me
I'm sitting here in my swiss military uniform on my way not to go to war but to smoke a lot of cigarettes watching Hoi4 on yt. I'd say it's almost the same as my grampa 80 years ago
Day 6 of the experiment, test subject is experiencing mild hallucinations, no irreversible mental damage yet, we are getting closer to our goal.
Says he sees faces in the clouds on the main menu, now I can't unsee them.
'Sometimes I see the face of daemons' [Bo appears]
That Franc Joke really got me!!! 😂
Finally,
The Crab Nation
Face reveal at 666k (ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED???) sussy imposter uno reverse card
As a Frenchman… This is funny af😂
10:44 ISP to his girlfriend
If there were ever a country that personifies the term "fickle" I think France would probably fit the bill.
Just remember, diesel submarines are worse than nuclear ones.
So as a french guy, i can say that starting 1789 we went through, Constitunal Monarchy, republic, empire, monarchy again, then empire for 100 days, then an other constitutional monarchy, then republic again, then second empire, then republic again (with paris as a seperate sort of commie goverment), then collaborationist fascist Vichy france, then provisional goverment and finaly republic
bro said 2021 in the video and I just realized im watching this 3 years later ....
F is for frickin god, finally, a playable nation
So for anyone who wants to play chonky France, if you go monarchist legitimists, Portugal form the Porto-Brazilian empire then joins with spain as the Iberian Union, then you invade spain and merge the crowns you get cores on not just all of spain but also Portugal and Brazil
What the hell are baguette people?
And why are they lead by a man who actually likes Roman numerals?
Missed chance to help the carlists
as a frenchy, I have never been more proud, this is wonderful
napoleon would be proud.
France be like
I literally can't catch up anymore, im still at Ethiopia episofe
UK with the Rambler
yes Frances "natural borders"
Ratatouille 2: Remy's Revenge
29 done, 53 left to go.
You know, if your subs are your gravy babies, and ramblers from your perspective are his....and I found your channel through ramblam...
*technically rambler has already rubbed one off for sure on you*
Lets see if some Icy Slope Papaya helps put me to sleep
He really is living up to his name
Vive l'empereur de France, Monsieur ISP
Thats was one of you funniest videos ever i LOVE the commentary
4:30 USA's ww2 strategy in 7 seconds
Artillery only Honduras at 700k
It's not Finnish Raj, but France Raj is kinda cursed too, ngl
dont worry isp, i also fear danish youtubers
Truly the most terrifying demon… the Dane
Best Series known to man
The UMC mod is good for Germany and maybe you could try it