How One Man Reformed Rome - Attila Total War

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  • Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
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  • @joefalko3756
    @joefalko3756 5 років тому +2564

    The best part is that In Real Life John invaded Italy with Belisarius but one of Belisarius’ guards accidentally stabbed him to death. No joke, look it up.

    • @ohooho3120
      @ohooho3120 5 років тому +528

      And in real life Belesarius was a genius military commander who actually took and held rome with a understrength army and beat a Persian army with only half their numbers

    • @Glownyszef
      @Glownyszef 5 років тому +328

      And the poor sod couldn't even defend himself with that wooden sword of his

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 5 років тому +64

      He got Stonewall’d!
      What happened to the bodyguard?

    • @andrewsoman3545
      @andrewsoman3545 5 років тому +21

      Actually it was an arrow

    • @thishandleisntavailable42069
      @thishandleisntavailable42069 5 років тому +111

      According to John the Armenian's Wikipedia article he was loved by many and his death was widely mourned.

  • @iSorrowproductions
    @iSorrowproductions  5 років тому +2391

    Leave a like for John and his band of merry men.

  • @AvengerAtIlipa
    @AvengerAtIlipa 5 років тому +1287

    The funny part is that John the Armenian was actually an important historical figure.

    • @benjackson91
      @benjackson91 5 років тому +84

      he was belisarius right hand man during his north african campaign

    • @PseudonymsAreGovnoYaEbalGoogle
      @PseudonymsAreGovnoYaEbalGoogle 4 роки тому +41

      He was the guy who had fucked up all of the "Restore Rome" affair.

    • @allanjbucknol4414
      @allanjbucknol4414 4 роки тому +33

      I am pretty sure Narses and John the Armenian messed up the campaign

    • @Krafanio
      @Krafanio 4 роки тому +9

      @@PseudonymsAreGovnoYaEbalGoogle Was restore the empire actually the lost provinces and domains of the Roman Empire in the west.

    • @HyperNebula
      @HyperNebula 3 роки тому +3

      @@PseudonymsAreGovnoYaEbalGoogle bo

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 5 років тому +1502

    The best world is a world where the Italian Renaissance music was Tuvan throat singing

    • @blazodeolireta
      @blazodeolireta 5 років тому +7

      the songs he uses reminds me of Better call Saul.

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 5 років тому +17

      The best world is a world where the Italian Renaissance music was mine craft music blocks.

    • @zddxddyddw
      @zddxddyddw 5 років тому +14

      Tannu what?

    • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
      @feddyvonwigglestein3481 5 років тому +7

      YOOOOO OOOOOOO EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @auradzrts691
      @auradzrts691 5 років тому

      Best of world

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +895

    iSorrow: yo pass the aux cord
    Me: you better not play trash
    ISorrow: **plays Anttila: Total War intro song**

    • @bumdeben9366
      @bumdeben9366 5 років тому +6

      *isp why do you do this to us*

    • @ottovonbisquick6996
      @ottovonbisquick6996 5 років тому +28

      @How to properly clean your metal computer. What the hell is antilla

    • @NessieAndrew
      @NessieAndrew 5 років тому +3

      I legit used to listen to that so much in 7th grade.

    • @MrTeddy12397
      @MrTeddy12397 5 років тому +25

      @@ottovonbisquick6996 Anttila is a finnish department store, of course: fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anttila

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 5 років тому +5

      @@MrTeddy12397 plot twist!

  • @haflife2486
    @haflife2486 5 років тому +420

    I unironically love the Hunnic/Mongolian throat singing that plays at the start menu, it really feels foreboding which is what you want in a game about the end of the world

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 5 років тому +26

      funily enough, i've recently listened to a mongolian metal band that mixes metal with throat singing shizzle..
      they're called 'the HU' if you're interested. i think it's pretty good

    • @Toratchi888
      @Toratchi888 5 років тому +5

      @@SuperExodian Yuve Yuve Yu!

    • @manooxi327
      @manooxi327 4 роки тому +3

      check out Huun-Huur-Tu
      a Mongolian (I think) band that sings traditional throat singing
      my fav of their is:
      - The Orphan's Lament & - Ancestors

    • @audellaroque4730
      @audellaroque4730 3 роки тому

      I’d also recommend Nine Treasures, they’re another great Mongolian metal band

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 5 років тому +394

    "So, youw fathew was a woman..."
    "No no, a ROMAN..."
    "Stwike him centuwion, vewy woughly!"
    *Ironside hammer slams into ISP's face*
    *High pitched whimper*

  • @MenkoDany
    @MenkoDany 5 років тому +541

    For old games, sometimes downgrading to an old driver that was around the game's release helps
    Or run it in compatibility mode

  • @villons0465
    @villons0465 5 років тому +298

    John the Armenia grew too powerful and crashed the game. There is no fix for this.

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 5 років тому +178

    That hi-res low-res shit at the highest settings always bothered me about Atilla too. I think it's just that the textures are shittily done.

    • @blackkray8351
      @blackkray8351 5 років тому +11

      its annoying because attila has some of the best total war mods :(

    • @brendanrisney2449
      @brendanrisney2449 5 років тому +3

      Probably because it needs the mods.

    • @blackkray8351
      @blackkray8351 5 років тому +4

      @@brendanrisney2449 I'm talking about 1212 and rise of mordor. Not bugfixes

    • @brendanrisney2449
      @brendanrisney2449 5 років тому

      Ah, right then.

  • @thomasgray4188
    @thomasgray4188 5 років тому +382

    GLORY TO JOHN THE IRON ARMENIAN, MASTER OF THE FEET, MASTER OF THE HORSE,MASTER OF THE INFINITY GAUNTLETT AND SAVIOR OF ROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Comment below on who would win in a fight John,Bohem or Dong
    And why.

  • @creepylegend7392
    @creepylegend7392 5 років тому +18

    Funny thing is that John was a real historical charecter who's invaded Italy with Belisarius.He was Belisarius' cavalry commander but he was killed by his own men at the end.

    • @cyrusthagreat6649
      @cyrusthagreat6649 5 років тому

      why does everyone think john invaded italy with him? he was killed in the north african campaign

    • @creepylegend7392
      @creepylegend7392 5 років тому

      @@cyrusthagreat6649 Oh yes I read about it a long time ago ,now I remember he was killed in the Vandalic war by his own men by accident in one of the battles

  • @-Imperial
    @-Imperial 5 років тому +49

    The game realised that John was to powerful and put an end to his reign of terror.

    • @mrvulture8981
      @mrvulture8981 5 років тому +2

      This enraged ghost of Julius ceacar Who punished him sevearly

  • @coldestshark4310
    @coldestshark4310 5 років тому +56

    Age of Charlemagne is good, it’s probably as close to medieval 3 as we’re going to get for a while

    • @mich722
      @mich722 4 роки тому +2

      Wish that Theme of Sicily/Byzantines could be used without mods though, but it is excellent.

  • @mortman200
    @mortman200 5 років тому +78

    You should try Age of Charlemagne because it's like Thrones of Britannia except good.

    • @ashleyburns6752
      @ashleyburns6752 5 років тому +1

      Thrones minus the civil war

    • @mich722
      @mich722 4 роки тому +2

      I played as the Byzantines/Theme of Sicily with a mod.

  • @matthiasweinmann8115
    @matthiasweinmann8115 5 років тому +130

    I've got the freeze issue aswell, try to set the games version on windows 7, it helped for me... just dont ask why

  • @anormaltoaster3691
    @anormaltoaster3691 5 років тому +50

    John is who we all strive to be one day

    •  5 років тому +5

      Joke being if you've studied Justinian and thereby Belisarius, John the Armenian is actually a really famous and important guy! Check out ExtraHistory's videos on Justinian.

  • @immigrant4556
    @immigrant4556 5 років тому +9

    How one man *_BECAME ROME_*

  • @retrostarvear1781
    @retrostarvear1781 5 років тому +4

    I love how he went to total war which is very entertaining, keep it up ISP love your vids!

  • @jackdalton2538
    @jackdalton2538 5 років тому +112

    Voldemort, Gollum and Princes Leia. How many references?!

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 5 років тому +1

      We should charge a reference tax.

    • @embs5803
      @embs5803 5 років тому +1

      The most ambitious crossover

  • @ShadowMinnie
    @ShadowMinnie 5 років тому +34

    JOHN THE ARMENIAN THE LIBERATOR OF ROME!!!!!!

    •  5 років тому +2

      Joke being if you've studied Justinian and thereby Belisarius, John the Armenian is actually a really famous and important guy! Check out ExtraHistory's videos on Justinian.

    • @ShadowMinnie
      @ShadowMinnie 5 років тому +2

      @ i know, but i prefer the humor

  • @tobygodat
    @tobygodat 5 років тому +5

    minecraft hunger games at 500k

  • @neilerator
    @neilerator 5 років тому +95

    *Mongolian throat singing intensifies*

    • @Aethelhald
      @Aethelhald 5 років тому +5

      @Taylor Barbieri BREAK DOWNA MY SHIDDY WARR

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 років тому +1

      Well I've lost the will to live knowing any good places to buy rope

    • @Aethelhald
      @Aethelhald 5 років тому +3

      @@asnekboi7232 Jussie Smollett knows where you can buy some good rope.

  • @Valiant_Guardian
    @Valiant_Guardian 5 років тому +4

    You just gotta love Ironside intros.
    Next it’ll be on Alex the Ramblers hairli- oh wait that’s not possible...or is it?

  • @chronovac
    @chronovac 5 років тому +3

    Best roman generals:
    -Pompey
    -Octavian
    -Scipio Africanus
    -Julius Caesar
    -Belisarius
    -John

  • @danielsmith5318
    @danielsmith5318 5 років тому +9

    Yay Belisarius was actually quite badass, I recommend reading up on him. He did indeed reconquer North Africa and Italy for the Byzantines under Justinian (albeit not for very long...)

    • @tylerellis9097
      @tylerellis9097 5 років тому +7

      North Africa was Roman untill 698, and Southern Italy until 1071, is say quite long.

  • @jaydeh.
    @jaydeh. 5 років тому +6

    Thank you iSorrowproductions, very -cool!- *freaking epic!*

  • @Aethelhald
    @Aethelhald 5 років тому +12

    You're right about the menu theme in Attila. That's some good music. I actually put that tune on my MP3 player. I listen to it when I'm exercizing. I like to listen to it and picture myself standing on the front line at the battle of the Catalaunian Fields as Attila and his horde of piss stinking barbarians come over a hill on their horses. Attila stinks of piss and is shouting orders to his barbarians, who also stink of piss. The men next to me are wavering because of the stench of pure piss, but I stand there, taller than the rest, willing to die for Rome, and naturally this inspires them not to run away from the stench of piss.
    Good times man.

  • @wingedhussar8552
    @wingedhussar8552 5 років тому +7

    Imagine starting an expedition to reclaim Rome just to get one-uped by some guy with a wooden sword.

  • @kiliakai0139
    @kiliakai0139 5 років тому +2

    Atilla, more like.... Atortilla

  • @paradoxgaming254
    @paradoxgaming254 5 років тому +4

    HE CALLED US GRAVYBABIES

  • @imstupid7640
    @imstupid7640 5 років тому +8

    If we’re his gravy babies
    Is he our mashed potato daddy?🤔

  • @anecdotalintrigue6137
    @anecdotalintrigue6137 5 років тому +21

    do artillery only in medieval 2

  • @mattbreisch4279
    @mattbreisch4279 5 років тому +3

    Well before Justin Y.

  • @ChongiFishing
    @ChongiFishing 5 років тому +2

    *ARTILLERY ONLY COOL MATH GAMES 10x*

  • @ojnopulp4563
    @ojnopulp4563 4 роки тому +2

    "John get your fingers ready" is definitely a line in a porno

  • @pandapeo4209
    @pandapeo4209 5 років тому +2

    *How one paradox game made a man blow his brains out*

  • @jonahwaters2090
    @jonahwaters2090 5 років тому +3

    Best thing to see on my B-Day!
    Thank You ISP!

  • @Omega4Productions
    @Omega4Productions Рік тому +1

    When it said Justinian’s support was ending, I was like “are you fucking serious!? I’m single handedly restoring the Roman Empire for your fat ass, yet you can’t do me the favour of funding the armies I need to do it!?”
    Justinian doesn’t deserve my loyalty but goddamn it, Belisarius remains loyal despite it all!

  • @user-ki6se4ih8y
    @user-ki6se4ih8y 3 роки тому +1

    John the Armenian was also a historical general who supports Belisalius. He was half Armenian-half Romab. He was a second commander of Belisarius since the time of Battle of Dara. In history he also known as 'Johanes of Armenia'

  • @Spyincoporated
    @Spyincoporated 5 років тому +14

    Man with all these guys shouting in the thumbnails, ISP could start making mobile games

  • @mich722
    @mich722 4 роки тому +1

    I got the Kingdom of Rome trophy but that was the most brutal campaign so far, went anti-clockwise from Africa and eventually settled in Spain. From there, took Africa and then into Italy.

  • @retrostarvear1781
    @retrostarvear1781 5 років тому +2

    RIP John’s finger’s I think they fell off after all the snapping

  • @WinnieTehPoop
    @WinnieTehPoop 5 років тому +3

    I love this dlc, like real Belisarius. Very easy to fail as romans though, because you have to build economy buildings for the start, or you cant pay to your armies.

  • @yabutmaybenot.6433
    @yabutmaybenot.6433 5 років тому +2

    What kind of alternate history HOI4 mod is this?
    They don't even have tanks!

  • @ino8728
    @ino8728 5 років тому +2

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly
    HE REFORMS ROME BACC

  • @tiibi1
    @tiibi1 5 років тому +1

    it s the power of john s snap that s breaking the damn game

  • @rubentimmermans6063
    @rubentimmermans6063 5 років тому +2

    The man was bald and angry.

  • @swishswish3611
    @swishswish3611 5 років тому +2

    When he mentioned civilians throwing rocks and fighting, I suddenly got Stalingrad vibes 😂

  • @arnoldschonberg9598
    @arnoldschonberg9598 5 років тому +4

    I don't even like Total War but I support my boy through the cyclical hell

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 5 років тому +1

    All hail the greatest, the handsomest, the smartest ... *drum roll* ...John. Just John you know like the the most common man ever. The kind of person who is the literal incarnation of averageness.

  • @arturs3696
    @arturs3696 5 років тому +1

    iSorrow was secretly Attila this entire time

  • @joeywheeler6398
    @joeywheeler6398 5 років тому +2

    That was the best song I ever heard in that game and the reason I played it

  • @nch2004
    @nch2004 5 років тому +5

    Guess who's back
    Back again
    Rome is back
    Tell a friend

  • @cirbam2747
    @cirbam2747 5 років тому +1

    Correction: How *Ironside* reformed Rome with their hammer

  • @Pelagion98
    @Pelagion98 5 років тому +1

    That pronounciation of Carthago is something that should get you crucified.

  • @landonfanning5076
    @landonfanning5076 5 років тому +2

    Sometimes restarting your computer fixes issues. It works for me and the Mass Effect trilogy anyway

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 4 роки тому

    Nobody:
    Not one soul:
    ISP: jOhN ThE ARmEniaN!

  • @johnpijano4786
    @johnpijano4786 5 років тому +42

    Do a video about Divide et Impera in Rome 2 I want to see your reaction on how realistic it is.

  • @LordMMT
    @LordMMT 5 років тому

    I just watched a 10 minute advertisement on toilet paper, someone taking too big of a shit, and which way to hang a toilet paper.
    worth it

  • @wackysoup1681
    @wackysoup1681 5 років тому +1

    Attila 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • @ThoriberoCaroli
    @ThoriberoCaroli 5 років тому +22

    No Hippos! XO
    Hm. Hippo = Horse though, right? X)

    • @bruhicusmomentus3060
      @bruhicusmomentus3060 5 років тому +2

      *ARTICLE 13'D*

    • @Narvaljodchik
      @Narvaljodchik 5 років тому +5

      Yep, hippo means horse.
      Fun fact: the name Philip is shortened from Philhippos, meaning "horse lover".

  • @adamwilson4407
    @adamwilson4407 5 років тому +4

    John the Armenian was actually one of the people who almost ruined the campaign for Italy irl

  • @r.j.lombardi111
    @r.j.lombardi111 5 років тому +1

    When you need something to keep you going, Mr. John and ISP are yer bois.

  • @secretblaze1235
    @secretblaze1235 4 роки тому +1

    Fun fact you could of adopted John, made him ur heir then charge belisaris general unit into death then bam. John rules

  • @electrohalo8798
    @electrohalo8798 5 років тому +6

    well john if you want to reform skyrim you will need a mini gun

    • @autokrator_
      @autokrator_ 5 років тому +3

      based spiffingbrit fan

  • @shronk-oj5iv
    @shronk-oj5iv 5 років тому +5

    the music is better than isp uploading a video

  • @baz5042
    @baz5042 5 років тому +4

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhh!!! Best intro song ever.

  • @cccubing5870
    @cccubing5870 5 років тому +1

    Lol I was banned from the ISP discord for telling the modmail " give me your money" made my day.

  • @sleepyspaceman93
    @sleepyspaceman93 5 років тому

    its important to have a John.
    Its like. "ya think im tough. wait till John gets ya"

  • @kebabboi4234
    @kebabboi4234 5 років тому

    JOHN THE AREMINIAN MASTER OF ROME AND CARTHAGO AND THE PRIDE OF AREMINA GLORY TO AREMINA

  • @driedbeef4215
    @driedbeef4215 5 років тому +1

    Where are the weird ironside intros they kept getting weirder now they don’t

  • @troygrindley3793
    @troygrindley3793 4 роки тому

    Favilac looks like Russ Abbott playing Princess Leia

  • @valensky3339
    @valensky3339 5 років тому +1

    "Belisarius tasked him (John) with Gelimer's pursuit and gave him 200 cavalry. John almost caught up with Gelimer, but he was accidentally killed by Uliaris, one of Belisarius' bodyguards. According to Procopius, he was much loved and his death was widely mourned."
    We remember the acts of John to this very day

    • @JLrapel492
      @JLrapel492 4 роки тому

      "What the fuck?" jajajaja :o

  • @michaelhramiak996
    @michaelhramiak996 5 років тому +10

    Can you do Empire Total War Warpath Campaign next?

    • @patsfreak
      @patsfreak 5 років тому +2

      Played one game as the iroquois. Took New England and Maine. Saved and never touched the game again because I knew I would never do any better.

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 5 років тому +2

      Nothing happens in it. He should do the Peninsular Campaign in NTW

  • @FunkyMonkeyI
    @FunkyMonkeyI 5 років тому

    You better run, run from Attila the Hun.

  • @christianh4723
    @christianh4723 5 років тому

    The menu music is indeed great.

  • @taoerche
    @taoerche 3 роки тому

    Intro music is the best part.

  • @bgb2687
    @bgb2687 5 років тому +4

    How one man invented anime

  • @TheLastRoman
    @TheLastRoman 5 років тому +4

    Hey that's me!

  • @gaiustheconqueror6093
    @gaiustheconqueror6093 5 років тому +2

    The new launcher update for the total war games has fucked everything up, just roll back to a previous patch.

  • @LuigianoMariano
    @LuigianoMariano 5 років тому

    6:19 - Link, the Hero of Hyrule, started off with a Wooden Sword and you don't see him complaining.

  • @MrDemonBaby
    @MrDemonBaby 5 років тому

    John is A TRUE SON OF ROME

  • @andystoneburner2891
    @andystoneburner2891 4 роки тому +1

    It is nice to know that you with your highly upgraded PC has problem with Attila freezing as well lol. I love Total War games but CA has a problem lol

  • @ashtonmcwaters5874
    @ashtonmcwaters5874 5 років тому +2

    Remember when isp didn't do map gam..... Oh wait ✋

  • @nailhadzimusadervisahmetbe7754
    @nailhadzimusadervisahmetbe7754 5 років тому

    WE WANT TO SEE MORE FROM JOHN THE ARMENIAN

  • @AlreadyTakenTag
    @AlreadyTakenTag 5 років тому +2

    Hey! Isnt Belisarius just like Mussolini? U kno. They both want to restore rome and all that impossible stuff.

  • @edwardalegado5636
    @edwardalegado5636 3 роки тому +1

    GO BROKE BUM COMPANY!!!!!

  • @cosminbahrim3489
    @cosminbahrim3489 5 років тому +2

    Ginghis han wouldn't be proud >:

  • @andosclau
    @andosclau 5 років тому +1

    The way you pronounced Carthage ripped my soul apart.

  • @generalcupcakes2213
    @generalcupcakes2213 5 років тому

    John was to OP!!!!!!

  • @Chromaz
    @Chromaz 5 років тому +1

    obviously you got the 'John' bug. This occurs when John gets given too much power and starts to take over your pc

  • @Jazmillenium
    @Jazmillenium 4 роки тому

    A year late but that minute lag crap happens to me too

  • @TheEmolano
    @TheEmolano 5 років тому

    John will land Rome in a carrier

  • @candycorn6268
    @candycorn6268 5 років тому

    We'll get em next time

  • @shinydewott
    @shinydewott 5 років тому

    John's integrity became so high, the game can't handle it

  • @Galante177
    @Galante177 5 років тому

    LONG LIVE EMPEROR JUSTINIAN THE TRUE LAST EMPEROR OF ROME AKA BYZANTIUM

  • @blank2.0
    @blank2.0 5 років тому +1

    I remember the great John the Armenian. Good man.

  • @th3Tyk3
    @th3Tyk3 5 років тому

    John is love John is life

  • @craigdoran7873
    @craigdoran7873 5 років тому

    We need more *JOHN*