In Love With A Car

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  • Опубліковано 31 тра 2018
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    TLC hits another slam dunk with their new car documentary with a twist
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  • @MasterFranzFick
    @MasterFranzFick 6 років тому +8356

    the funniest thing is how they blur out the cars brand to protect the cars identity so that the car can have a normal life after this

    • @SCROODz
      @SCROODz 6 років тому +12

      MasterFranzFick or cars 1 and 2, you know..

    • @isabellamarshall7347
      @isabellamarshall7347 6 років тому +323

      i think the car might even be underaged someone call chris hanson from dateline

    • @mkrump9403
      @mkrump9403 6 років тому +53

      It might be a minor thing. (haha)

    • @mitchconner1132
      @mitchconner1132 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahahaha

    • @RainyRunningRiver
      @RainyRunningRiver 4 роки тому +31

      Its a Chevy Lumina right??? Its bugging me

  • @smackky
    @smackky 6 років тому +6088

    Uber driver: You wanna ride
    Nathaniel: um I have a boyfriend

  • @peegee213
    @peegee213 4 роки тому +2566

    Imagine shining a black light in the interior.

    • @misterface4547
      @misterface4547 4 роки тому +132

      PEE GEE the whole car would light up

    • @ryanmitchell492
      @ryanmitchell492 4 роки тому +24

      Imagine if someone high jack his car and they destroyed it by setting on fire to destroy the evidence.

    • @theverminator8048
      @theverminator8048 4 роки тому +16

      PEE GEE 🤢

    • @ameliablanket2765
      @ameliablanket2765 4 роки тому +22

      I actually sort of gagged out loud to this comment and started laughing. Nice v

    • @fuzzydunlop1753
      @fuzzydunlop1753 4 роки тому +4

      I'd rather not think about that..

  • @CitadelChamp
    @CitadelChamp 4 роки тому +667

    This takes the meaning "Used Car" into a whole different level

  • @deetweedle1022
    @deetweedle1022 5 років тому +4937

    TLC: Terrible Life Choices

  • @milkshakes1
    @milkshakes1 6 років тому +3791

    i’m just imaging him arguing with his car after he’s driving and looks at a ferrari or lamborghini

    • @joyi.1883
      @joyi.1883 6 років тому +192

      Jordan Ugo “No baby it’s not what you think! I wasn’t looking at his hood !”

    • @LinkMcStink
      @LinkMcStink 6 років тому +107

      Jordan Ugo I'd love to meet this guy just to plant the idea in his head that his car doesn't consent to his advances at all. Like he's essentially raping his car and he just never realized it.

    • @jtjones4727
      @jtjones4727 6 років тому +16

      Damn, look at the trunk on that chevy impala.

    • @kentlampad7266
      @kentlampad7266 6 років тому +7

      "Mmm,baby, look at those wheel- um, I swear that wasn't me."

    • @bennettfriesen33
      @bennettfriesen33 6 років тому +12

      Raris and Lambos are for normies.

  • @moecash8450
    @moecash8450 4 роки тому +1729

    2010: coming out of the closet
    2020: coming out of the garage

    • @p4p-ez
      @p4p-ez 4 роки тому +12

      Wdym 2020 this is a old video even h3h3 was late

    • @theverminator8048
      @theverminator8048 4 роки тому +3

      Moè CaSh this video came out 2018 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @moecash8450
      @moecash8450 4 роки тому +20

      Anthony it’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard

    • @Esselo
      @Esselo 4 роки тому +4

      coming out of my cage

    • @miaeverdeen7938
      @miaeverdeen7938 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @jameshenrybrennan5532
    @jameshenrybrennan5532 4 роки тому +1164

    Imagine this guy watching the cars movie😅

    • @jakobrosenberg7943
      @jakobrosenberg7943 4 роки тому +122

      He would cream his pants in the first five minutes

    • @skungillian91
      @skungillian91 4 роки тому +95

      @@jakobrosenberg7943 when the red cars lift their headlights

    • @spicymayo2172
      @spicymayo2172 4 роки тому +61

      Basically Cheating

    • @zatrat5696
      @zatrat5696 4 роки тому +6

      James Henry Brennan busst a nut

    • @joeldean2485
      @joeldean2485 4 роки тому +25

      James Henry Brennan that is a hardcore porn to him

  • @adamwolstenholme
    @adamwolstenholme 6 років тому +5373

    Cars 4 - Official Trailer

    • @zealouscosmos0210
      @zealouscosmos0210 6 років тому +125

      Adam Wolstenholme I think this is the prequel to all of them.

    • @CFEKOSMOS
      @CFEKOSMOS 6 років тому +11

      Adam Wolstenholme Looking pretty good to me.

    • @Satan-lb8pu
      @Satan-lb8pu 6 років тому +15

      So he is the reason the cars from the Cars movie killed every human being?

    • @beautybabe09100
      @beautybabe09100 6 років тому +6

      *SPEED, I AM SPEED*

    • @jhae7086
      @jhae7086 6 років тому

      car s3x 1

  • @backrooms2979
    @backrooms2979 5 років тому +3583

    *Slaps roof of car.*
    *"Like that baby?"*

  • @dorkultra
    @dorkultra 4 роки тому +123

    27 yrs old in love with his car, still wearing his senior ring from high school. this checks out

  • @glassboxfish
    @glassboxfish 4 роки тому +485

    It’s kinda weird Bc the cars so reflective so every time he kisses the car he’s looking at himself

  • @commissaryarrick9670
    @commissaryarrick9670 6 років тому +2319

    That feeling when you think your car is breaking down on purpose because it is cheating on you with the mechanic

    • @2AKgym
      @2AKgym 6 років тому +33

      Justin B what if his car gets jacked?

    • @rayvg7709
      @rayvg7709 6 років тому +34

      BUDDY or if the towing company comes by to get it out when he's illegally parking. Sue them for abduction and file a restraining order. FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE

    • @rivertrash9862
      @rivertrash9862 6 років тому +9

      Justin B 😂😂 that's pure gold

    • @LucasC2022
      @LucasC2022 6 років тому +8

      Justin B this should be pinned

    • @nucoler
      @nucoler 6 років тому +5

      Justin B that feeling when you know your car doesn’t run on fuel anymore, it runs on your own semen.

  • @theBrockfordFiles
    @theBrockfordFiles 6 років тому +4564

    Is the car at least 18 years old?

    • @TheSeriesofTubes
      @TheSeriesofTubes 6 років тому +434

      Ears2You yeah looks like a 96 or so, so yeah it’s legal

    • @imafuckyomama8668
      @imafuckyomama8668 6 років тому +8

      Ears2You no

    • @grichl88
      @grichl88 6 років тому +206

      Weirdly, age of consent in Arkansas is 16.

    • @bozothekitty1
      @bozothekitty1 6 років тому +195

      So they met when the car was only 11.

    • @jamieb6707
      @jamieb6707 6 років тому +49

      15 gets you 20

  • @robalox2
    @robalox2 4 роки тому +206

    Roger Taylor:
    "I'm in love with my car"
    Nathaniel:
    "hold my beer"

  • @cheecho5426
    @cheecho5426 4 роки тому +178

    His dad was probably thinking, "yea i wish you weren't my son" lol

  • @TheBurgerkrieg
    @TheBurgerkrieg 6 років тому +9342

    It's always a red flag when you get into a relationship with a thing you picked the name of.

    • @user-vo1xo1cj6k
      @user-vo1xo1cj6k 6 років тому +783

      TheBurgerkrieg ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᵞᴱᴿ ᴼᵂᴺ ᴷᴵᴰˢ

    • @Kurty671
      @Kurty671 6 років тому +18

      TheBurgerkrieg yes

    • @kentlampad7266
      @kentlampad7266 6 років тому +407

      Wait, I'm not supposed to fuck my pets?
      Oooohhhh.

    • @kolkeet
      @kolkeet 6 років тому +302

      The wife I ordered in a shipping container

    • @spicydeath82
      @spicydeath82 6 років тому +43

      *Cough* Woody allen and his daughter.. *cough* *Cough*...

  • @stanojevicnatasa2514
    @stanojevicnatasa2514 5 років тому +2285

    Nathaniel is into BDSM - Buick, Dodge, Saab and Mercedes.

  • @jackcallahan523
    @jackcallahan523 4 роки тому +193

    Nobody:
    Guy with Honda Civic at 3am: 4:34

  • @mosatsoni4324
    @mosatsoni4324 4 роки тому +186

    Plot twist: his mother was actually a car. So he's half car, half human and has a natural attaction to cars.

  • @chickenking1753
    @chickenking1753 5 років тому +515

    Car salesman: *slaps car*
    Guy: THATS MY HUSBAND!!!

  • @Kanivalos80
    @Kanivalos80 4 роки тому +2079

    I'm never buying a used car again....

    • @Girlsplaybass
      @Girlsplaybass 4 роки тому +62

      Kanivalos80 Thos particular car really has been “used”! 😬

    • @DP-sx2pt
      @DP-sx2pt 4 роки тому +14

      Im safe I don't live in America

    • @bauer0788
      @bauer0788 3 роки тому

      Mansun Little kix
      DANG IT! You beat me by 7 months hahaha

    • @timmytoons3624
      @timmytoons3624 3 роки тому +1

      @Neil Mathews that was real off-beat

    • @mr_sandman1082
      @mr_sandman1082 3 роки тому

      LOL

  • @gobogbabyscratcha.k.a.scam7279
    @gobogbabyscratcha.k.a.scam7279 4 роки тому +45

    9:40 "Dont get me wrong I like my motorcycle..."
    Police finds jizz in exhaust pipes*
    Me: "Ahh, so it runs in the family"

  • @becomestronger
    @becomestronger 4 роки тому +48

    “Come out of the garage”

  • @MaggOhEmGee
    @MaggOhEmGee 6 років тому +335

    Wax on. Whack off.

  • @luxurypranks
    @luxurypranks 6 років тому +3260

    Well, it's better he's into cars as opposed to children or something...

    • @MrGohan8000
      @MrGohan8000 6 років тому +134

      LuxuryPranks
      Could be worse.

    • @laurchell
      @laurchell 6 років тому +135

      Hm. That's an interesting positive spin on it

    • @MEXICANASSASSIN2
      @MEXICANASSASSIN2 6 років тому +159

      But cars can't consent

    • @Vegeta_1990
      @Vegeta_1990 6 років тому

      Bleed inSkull so do you

    • @eriklotshaw
      @eriklotshaw 6 років тому +105

      But how old is the car?

  • @endorphin_junkie
    @endorphin_junkie 4 роки тому +90

    At 11:48 you can see under the: Testing code it says AUTISM.

    • @gnomologist
      @gnomologist 4 роки тому +13

      The fact that you even saw this is telling... ;-)

  • @sandile13809
    @sandile13809 4 роки тому +28

    I love how it takes Ethan until 4:53 minutes to notice that the car was a he the whole time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PurpleMoon799
      @PurpleMoon799 Рік тому +1

      he actually believed chase was a name for a woman i-

  • @DansTubeTV
    @DansTubeTV 6 років тому +5978

    Cars 4: The chase never ends.

  • @UNREAL8745
    @UNREAL8745 4 роки тому +2981

    The worst part about this is the car doesn’t have the ability to say “no homo”

  • @thealternativeequalitycong8593
    @thealternativeequalitycong8593 4 роки тому +30

    Conspiracy: Roger Taylor was replaced by a clone in 97’ and changed his name to Nathanial. This is Roger Taylor now. He lies about his name and age.

  • @bossmansal67
    @bossmansal67 4 роки тому +48

    So, he's a literal backwards mechanic.

  • @alexanderellison789
    @alexanderellison789 5 років тому +1372

    I think he took that Queen song "I'm In Love With My Car" too seriously lmao

  • @tj9813
    @tj9813 6 років тому +438

    This poor Dad! Automatically goes into mode trying to figure out how his actions as a parent effected his child. Wow. He's a good dad.

    • @kaixuanjaw3173
      @kaixuanjaw3173 6 років тому +1

      T J. Ya be issued a goodbye dad, too bad his child is a weirdo

    • @6kine6tic67
      @6kine6tic67 6 років тому +8

      He's a crappy dad. He's contemplating his life as to what he did to make his son like this.

    • @akbop3749
      @akbop3749 6 років тому +1

      T J. Affect*

    • @mehmetyilmaz5254
      @mehmetyilmaz5254 6 років тому +5

      T J. Dude it's scripted

    • @neonkscksc
      @neonkscksc 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, he raised a carfucker. Great parent.

  • @liamlopez2698
    @liamlopez2698 4 роки тому +84

    This guys dad is just like “OH GOD WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!”

  • @kaitl4894
    @kaitl4894 4 роки тому +31

    roger taylor: *sweats nervously*

  • @botterminator
    @botterminator 6 років тому +880

    The car didn't consent

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 5 років тому +1233

    Imagine introducing your partner to your parents while giving them a bath

    • @juliojulio5645
      @juliojulio5645 5 років тому +30

      J C this.. deserves more attention

    • @Rock_Appreciator
      @Rock_Appreciator 5 років тому +9

      This is great

    • @lankybard2345
      @lankybard2345 5 років тому +8

      i love this comment, im really tired and just dying of laughter.

    • @charmenietraumtor5671
      @charmenietraumtor5671 5 років тому

      ikr? still haven't introduced my vegetable partner to my parents...

  • @carmenbecker9183
    @carmenbecker9183 4 роки тому +13

    When Queen put out the song "I'm in Love With My Car," I don't they meant to inspire other men to love their cars like this

  • @get8bit
    @get8bit 4 роки тому +110

    I saw this dude buying one of those "love is love" t-shirts at Target.

  • @ChrisRamsay52
    @ChrisRamsay52 6 років тому +931

    Can we please give h3h3 their own TLC show?!

    • @kylelogan7799
      @kylelogan7799 6 років тому

      Chris Ramsay ily Chris 🤟

    • @armanrgun47
      @armanrgun47 6 років тому

      what does tlc mean (im french)

    • @carlossilva-xc3es
      @carlossilva-xc3es 6 років тому

      OMG Chris! I love your content!

    • @Otakutori
      @Otakutori 6 років тому

      arman rgun the Learning channel

    • @dooppooter
      @dooppooter 6 років тому

      arman rgun the learning channel my hon hon friend

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 5 років тому +1601

    "backcountry incest banjo"
    Jesus Christ dude how do you think of just... the best way to say everything?!?

    • @Hamsterdami
      @Hamsterdami 5 років тому +29

      Stop saying my name for thw love of god

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 5 років тому +7

      Community Manager Jesus Christ Jesus Christ! It‘s Jesus Christ!!

    • @Kapin05
      @Kapin05 5 років тому +5

      @@Hamsterdami ...
      Where on earth did you come from?
      TRICK QUESTION

    • @mamuburaa
      @mamuburaa 5 років тому +1

      Kra Z Kapin LOL You must be abysmal with words if you think Ethan is eloquent. He frequently uses awkward or fumbled expressions. So I think that credit's undue here.

    • @MrInkblots
      @MrInkblots 5 років тому

      mamuburaa I agree. "Backcountry incest banjo" is difficult to come up with?

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 Рік тому +11

    Nathaniel: Mom, Dad, I’m gay…
    His parents: it’s ok son, we love you no matter wha-
    Nathaniel: With my car.
    His parents: …

  • @HighwayPancakes
    @HighwayPancakes Рік тому +8

    To this day I’m convinced TLC was just a bunch of bullies finding the greatest loophole around anti bullying rules. It’s the final and ultimate way to make fun of someone. The music and lighting solidifies it.

  • @five5105
    @five5105 6 років тому +1647

    You can tell his dad's like "yep i failed as a parent"

    • @grannygaming1050
      @grannygaming1050 5 років тому +37

      Lazy yeah lol he’s wondering if the girl he fucked can still have an abortion

    • @jon2kx
      @jon2kx 5 років тому +18

      His sister?

    • @XrandommonX
      @XrandommonX 5 років тому +9

      I like this thread.

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 5 років тому +2

      Spagooblio I hate you

    • @XrandommonX
      @XrandommonX 5 років тому +5

      Felix Gutierrez That's what my parents keep telling me

  • @MarkZuckerberg69691
    @MarkZuckerberg69691 6 років тому +355

    Driving Instructor: "Turn on the car"
    Me: 3:31

    • @JeremiahCarter
      @JeremiahCarter 6 років тому +3

      Jurcurr thats what i did when i had to take my drivers test. the girl just looked at me with the weirdest face lol😂😂😂

    • @hollywoodhawkins9730
      @hollywoodhawkins9730 6 років тому +1

      Jurcurr 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheCrazyHorseGamer
      @TheCrazyHorseGamer 6 років тому +1

      Jurcurr This comment needs more likes honestly

    • @chilly3238
      @chilly3238 6 років тому +1

      dead

  • @hannahmendillo
    @hannahmendillo Рік тому +9

    Honestly? Mad respect to the dad for trying to understand and caring about his son

  • @lerafty5116
    @lerafty5116 4 роки тому +26

    never thought Roger Taylor would go this far...

  • @drvw
    @drvw 5 років тому +451

    “Fast and curious”

  • @hikkusubei
    @hikkusubei 6 років тому +353

    TLC: *Exists*
    H3H3: It's free real estate.

    • @TokenFanatic
      @TokenFanatic 6 років тому

      Im a fan of Tim and Eric, but I dont get it. I dont get the joke here. Ill end my life now.

    • @frankupham1214
      @frankupham1214 6 років тому +1

      Jim Boone we have a free house for you

  • @jamesnicks5367
    @jamesnicks5367 4 роки тому +26

    I’m still waiting too see a report about him crashing Chase 😂

    • @Undefinedde
      @Undefinedde 3 роки тому

      That's actually sad to me I have feelings for my phone not attracted my phone is like a best friend to me

  • @pumpkinpickens
    @pumpkinpickens 2 роки тому +5

    “Back country, rapey, incesty song”
    Spot on lmao

  • @MultiLililililili
    @MultiLililililili 6 років тому +2113

    What a lovely classic love story before bed, thank you Ethan...

    • @sethstepanuk834
      @sethstepanuk834 6 років тому +7

      Liam Williams darn u look old of course ur going to bed at 12:00pm PTZ

    • @FireRayquaza24
      @FireRayquaza24 6 років тому +4

      But it's 3 in the afternoon, you mad man

    • @notoverlyacerbic9574
      @notoverlyacerbic9574 6 років тому +19

      Keeko Cheecho time zones,my friend.time zones

    • @kablooey60
      @kablooey60 6 років тому +11

      T I M E Z O N E S

    • @crazydvl2809
      @crazydvl2809 6 років тому

      dumfck

  • @angelaguilera600
    @angelaguilera600 6 років тому +518

    If someone ever steals this car and finds out about this, he would give it back

    • @tlovesretro
      @tlovesretro 6 років тому +12

      Angel Aguilera If anyone steals the car, it’s the mistress. Chase was cheating...

    • @drakyln7808
      @drakyln7808 6 років тому +28

      Not me I'd film a snuff porno where I take the car apart and have five different guy fuck it then email it to him.

    • @yairsolomon578
      @yairsolomon578 6 років тому +1

      Angel Aguilera thats a bonus

    • @PipeScholar
      @PipeScholar 6 років тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @rebeccamellito2857
      @rebeccamellito2857 6 років тому +1

      Drakyln LMFAO dude that's filing hilarious

  • @jvon3885
    @jvon3885 4 роки тому +14

    I figured it out. He sees his reflection in the paint. That's got to be it.

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 4 роки тому

      Shit you right.

    • @maxdembo2029
      @maxdembo2029 4 роки тому

      When I saw a doc on this back in the early 2000s they figured that the people had developed an attraction to cars just as they hit a key moment of puberty for whatever reason and it went from there.

  • @RandomHondaGuy
    @RandomHondaGuy Рік тому +13

    I miss this Ethan. Not the podcast Ethan...

  • @nickel5389
    @nickel5389 6 років тому +168

    He is in a homosexual relationship with his car. We truly live in a society.

    • @splashmok
      @splashmok 6 років тому +6

      Jack Gibson e

    • @lukedaniels7584
      @lukedaniels7584 6 років тому +2

      I love it when I see a fellow memer

    • @stovepigeon7170
      @stovepigeon7170 6 років тому

      No, we do not live in a society

    • @silver4831
      @silver4831 4 роки тому +1

      @@stovepigeon7170 We do, unless you live in a cave.

  • @GoodVolition
    @GoodVolition 6 років тому +72

    Imagine being a dad and your child saying "Hey I gotta tell you something". And you just think "Oh he's gonna come out as gay". And then you see a TLC camera van outside their house, and your heart just sinks as you start thinking about how you need to berate yourself as a parent on national television and just smile and wave.

    • @caramelcoffees
      @caramelcoffees 6 років тому +1

      poor dude probably was expecting him to come out as gay too but instead he gets "i hump my car" talk about a plot twist

  • @justanothergamer7918
    @justanothergamer7918 4 роки тому +16

    Imagine this dude getting into a car crash.

  • @confusedcat261
    @confusedcat261 4 роки тому +43

    It's so uncomfortable to watch😂

    • @notinthemood7615
      @notinthemood7615 4 роки тому +2

      IKR WTF I'm like looking left and right hoping no one would see me 🤣🤣

  • @danielmarais6216
    @danielmarais6216 6 років тому +146

    I like to think that internally this car is constantly screaming, viscerally, for help as Chase did not consent to any of these assaults that’s taking place

    • @Losshe
      @Losshe 6 років тому +4

      Chase is a straight car. Poor Chase

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 років тому +2189

    i knew a guy like this in high school. hes dead now. That's it, there's no joke

    • @slurpjuice6638
      @slurpjuice6638 6 років тому +172

      *Ethan! Check the latest Logan Paul news!!* You can finally end his career after this! The Japanese police have just confirmed that the dead body was *FAKE* they officially reported that the suicide was "a staged prank" (I put the police statements and proof into a public youtube playlist for those who want the sources) We need to let Ethan know! This is the latest update!

    • @emanjimenez5381
      @emanjimenez5381 6 років тому +5

      Noicr

    • @sunglassesdude4819
      @sunglassesdude4819 6 років тому +6

      Slurp Juice wait seriously? I can’t even comprehend that

    • @fightinandirish
      @fightinandirish 6 років тому +4

      Haha good one

    • @purplejuice7116
      @purplejuice7116 6 років тому +2

      Haha

  • @HLidaze
    @HLidaze 3 роки тому +8

    This cracks me up so bad, I watch it once a week.

  • @user-ri6jy6kf2q
    @user-ri6jy6kf2q 3 роки тому +7

    Damn here after PewDiePie video ,i knew i have seen this again

  • @xx_zrx_xx
    @xx_zrx_xx 4 роки тому +787

    "It started when I was younger. I didn't really have any friends."
    *WhOoP, **_there it is_*

  • @caramelqueengaming3601
    @caramelqueengaming3601 6 років тому +95

    The real question is if the car gave consent.

    • @NoveskeYT
      @NoveskeYT 6 років тому +5

      CaramelQueen Gaming You are mechanicaly harassing me

    • @christianzavala9302
      @christianzavala9302 6 років тому +5

      CaramelQueen Gaming If the ignition isn't on, it isn't consensual.

    • @7elevenhomelessman310
      @7elevenhomelessman310 6 років тому

      CaramelQueen Gaming ohshit

  • @allancunico825
    @allancunico825 4 роки тому +12

    2:28 this kills me everytime

  • @woozy1558
    @woozy1558 Рік тому +5

    Hold up, ain’t this Nathaniel B ?🤔

  • @Kiarnii
    @Kiarnii 6 років тому +1041

    i couldn't wait to get back to the parts of ethan talking bc the car guy made me so uncomfortable

    • @gafeht
      @gafeht 6 років тому +2

      Ikr I was really jealous too. What does Chase have that I don't?

    • @foureye7058
      @foureye7058 6 років тому +9

      Eh, I'm probably weirder than this guy. And not even I have sex with cars. Even If I did I wouldn't engage TLC for a documentary.

    • @benisjamin6583
      @benisjamin6583 6 років тому

      Kiarnii Miller #unrelatable

    • @piccolorick7489
      @piccolorick7489 6 років тому +2

      This is America

    • @Meatchop
      @Meatchop 6 років тому

      I don't like it either

  • @MouldySloth
    @MouldySloth 6 років тому +225

    So I'm considered a 3rd wheel just by getting a lift from this guy?

    • @WakkaMadeInYevon
      @WakkaMadeInYevon 6 років тому +4

      Pretty sure two guys inside the same car counts as a 3 way

    • @ZaiKechi
      @ZaiKechi 6 років тому +2

      It'll be a threesome's?? XD

  • @III_DarkAngel
    @III_DarkAngel Рік тому +11

    Can you imagine walking out of a supermarket to your car with shopping bags and this guy is parked next to you doing this?

  • @ThePresentation010
    @ThePresentation010 2 роки тому +4

    2:14
    Golden days

  • @TonyAMO
    @TonyAMO 6 років тому +427

    Lightning McQueer

    • @alexisc3356
      @alexisc3356 6 років тому +1

      Tony AMO Lightning McQueen still works tho

    • @NoButIDoHaveHerpes
      @NoButIDoHaveHerpes 6 років тому +1

      Thanks for the legitimate lol

    • @barrelwimp2698
      @barrelwimp2698 6 років тому +2

      Tony AMO amazing, absolutely amazing

    • @g0ffm0thh
      @g0ffm0thh 6 років тому

      😂

    • @GoatMen
      @GoatMen 6 років тому

      I'm trying to sleep not luagh.

  • @grantfu5506
    @grantfu5506 5 років тому +543

    I like how they censored the car company logo.

    • @BlueOvals24
      @BlueOvals24 5 років тому +56

      It's because people would hate on that guy even more for being in love with a Chevy Caviler.

    • @kochikoi8931
      @kochikoi8931 5 років тому +6

      its a LUMINA YOU FOOL

    • @CeeHoff
      @CeeHoff 5 років тому +45

      Well, duh. The car's nude.

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 5 років тому +6

      So this guy would say that when I leased a Lumina years ago, I was engaged in sex trafficking...? 😳

    • @bradleyjohnston2400
      @bradleyjohnston2400 5 років тому +5

      big guy it has 2 doors, it’s a Monte Carlo

  • @yes6020
    @yes6020 4 роки тому +8

    When the guy in the video started caressing the steering wheel I lost it

  • @Fr0stybee
    @Fr0stybee 2 роки тому

    Whenever I feel like a failure in life, I come back to watch these TLC videos.
    I feel much better now.
    Thanks h3h3

  • @Talk_and_Reaction
    @Talk_and_Reaction 5 років тому +1764

    **ahem** this is why aliens don't want to talk us.

    • @mr_skylineman8571
      @mr_skylineman8571 5 років тому

      Talk and Reaction yes because on earth we humans fuck are cars and totally not fucking weird at all

    • @kobaltsteel6418
      @kobaltsteel6418 5 років тому

      Fine... we'll just have to find them ourselves...

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 5 років тому

      They still do hah

    • @briarmason8737
      @briarmason8737 5 років тому

      Yep, exactly what I was thinking

    • @sireawfulthe1st291
      @sireawfulthe1st291 5 років тому +1

      I legit cought/ahem when i see the word ahem

  • @zorsenothorse
    @zorsenothorse 5 років тому +548

    *He bought this car at a resale auction, imagine finding out this guy bought your car and what hes doing with it...*

  • @TRUJILLOmuscle
    @TRUJILLOmuscle 4 роки тому +4

    0:38 'Lightning McQueen has left the chat'

  • @mr.stealyogurl869
    @mr.stealyogurl869 3 роки тому +9

    I guarantee “chase” wants to drive itself off that lookout point.
    Car: 2:44, “one day I’ll fking do it”

  • @Wally5005
    @Wally5005 5 років тому +786

    What if he crashes the car?? Does he consider it murder?

    • @KnewCummer
      @KnewCummer 5 років тому +82

      Walrus Chan it doesn’t matter because we all know he’s gonna get into that necrophilia

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 5 років тому +17

      Manslaughter.

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 5 років тому +11

      "Your honor, my client would like to petition the court to change the defendant's charges from theft and destruction of property to kidnapping and murder. ... Contempt of court? No, no, your honor. Yes, we withdraw the motion."

    • @zesty2023
      @zesty2023 5 років тому +1

      Well lets posit it in another light. Lets say your girlfriend or boyfriend had say.. a broken leg or something and was in a wheel chair. You were wheeling them through town and suddenly your hands slip and they wheel uncontrollably down a hill and into a cement wall and die.
      How would you feel? That's how he would feel.

    • @Skelecog
      @Skelecog 5 років тому +3

      Domestic abuse

  • @espinosar6920
    @espinosar6920 5 років тому +1303

    The strip club for the guy is the car sales place😂😂😂😂

    • @WBWare
      @WBWare 5 років тому +24

      Goes to car washes with lube and a smile.

    • @matthewperkins3186
      @matthewperkins3186 4 роки тому +16

      No his strip club is a junk yard where they strip the parts of the car

    • @matthewperkins3186
      @matthewperkins3186 4 роки тому

      @Roast Master o man that carb

    • @anlarm8252
      @anlarm8252 4 роки тому

      LMAO 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

    • @brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916
      @brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder if he refers to mechanics as doctors, or a spare tire as a first aid kit

  • @lanerjavec2725
    @lanerjavec2725 4 роки тому +6

    This brings a whole new meaning to queens I’m in love with my car

  • @SilverstoneTrace
    @SilverstoneTrace 3 роки тому +4

    I wish they’d go back to this content

  • @MrChana97
    @MrChana97 6 років тому +84

    Lightning McQueen really let himself go

  • @beccarobichaud8897
    @beccarobichaud8897 5 років тому +1917

    fast and the furious 69

  • @killinit913
    @killinit913 4 роки тому +5

    It’s always a good thing when you give your parent new information about you and they immediately start apologizing for the mistakes they made raising you. Lol

  • @Cassiusassius
    @Cassiusassius 4 роки тому +13

    When I was in elementary school there was a kid who said he’d “married” his moms car named Betsy so

  • @gingeas
    @gingeas 6 років тому +811

    A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE

    • @Jay-vr5ku
      @Jay-vr5ku 6 років тому +1

      Gingeas This joke is so under rated.😂

    • @AramisMerlin
      @AramisMerlin 6 років тому +1

      Thank you.

    • @brett9595
      @brett9595 6 років тому +1

      holy shit

    • @MasterSoko
      @MasterSoko 6 років тому +1

      To the top with you.

    • @Womanhu
      @Womanhu 6 років тому +1

      Dayum, that's still a thing

  • @amalia3657
    @amalia3657 6 років тому +123

    If he crashes it, is that domestic violence?

  • @tillyv.8797
    @tillyv.8797 4 роки тому +6

    Lol. Thats Roger Taylor
    "Im In Love With My Car
    Got a feel for my automobile"

  • @Eth3rDrift
    @Eth3rDrift Рік тому +6

    *sad dueling banjos* lmao fuck I miss old h3h3 😌🙏

  • @BltchErica
    @BltchErica 6 років тому +841

    They actually made that Cars movie a real thing 😩🔝💯💯

    • @rextheroyalist6389
      @rextheroyalist6389 6 років тому +4

      Gurosama Bltch gud mem

    • @morganrikken4377
      @morganrikken4377 6 років тому +16

      What's with the hentai pic?

    • @statuyu
      @statuyu 6 років тому +16

      Hentai pic makes this comment better

    • @tvg8666
      @tvg8666 6 років тому

      Gurosama Bltch what’s with the emojis

    • @noahdunning6258
      @noahdunning6258 6 років тому +1

      Admiral oof, is that you?

  • @shartnitazodkeesian4018
    @shartnitazodkeesian4018 6 років тому +368

    I got triggered by the dude "coming out" to his dad, literally while washing his car. Like, dude, isn't that really gross or something? If I were gay, would I come out to my parents while giving my gay lover a sponge bath?

    • @kurosoraryuga191
      @kurosoraryuga191 6 років тому +17

      shartnita zodkeesian
      Nice idea. You wouldnt even have to tell him, he'll kniw just by what you're doing.

    • @shartnitazodkeesian4018
      @shartnitazodkeesian4018 6 років тому +19

      Kursora
      Thats unsettling. I'm just sayin, I dunno why that dad didn't pull his arm away from that car like pulling his hand from a snapping bear trap after realizing that car is probably covered in a thin film of jizz soap.

    • @7777876
      @7777876 6 років тому +1

      Context. C-o-n-t-e-x-t

    • @wayne9267
      @wayne9267 6 років тому +1

      im sure tlc set this scene up

  • @quietbox2627
    @quietbox2627 3 роки тому +6

    "he met chase in a retail lot about 5 years ago" lol as if he just casually started talking to someone like he's in a bar lmao

  • @jacksonquill2407
    @jacksonquill2407 3 роки тому +1

    I forgot about this and I'm so glad I stumbled upon it again

  • @wondr7608
    @wondr7608 6 років тому +204

    His car didn't ask for that.

    • @tr4c351
      @tr4c351 6 років тому +4

      The Miami Cat Animation FBI OPEN UP

    • @kreekkidproductions2847
      @kreekkidproductions2847 6 років тому +5

      No it didn't, because it's an inanimate object

    • @91jubaku
      @91jubaku 6 років тому +21

      Since it's an inanimate object, it is unable to give consent, therefore all sexual conduct with said object is rape. Arrest this man

    • @wondr7608
      @wondr7608 6 років тому +4

      u get it

    • @tr4c351
      @tr4c351 6 років тому +1

      Glenn グレン did Someone say arrest すごい FBI OPEN UP AND GET ON THE GROUND *gunshots being shot in every conceivable direction*

  • @laowhy86
    @laowhy86 6 років тому +818

    I've watched this before, but everything is better when Ethan talks about it.

    • @cabosanlucasantifa1589
      @cabosanlucasantifa1589 6 років тому +7

      Hey hey hey. It's the guy who verbally abuses his Chinese wife on the daily. W2g Misogynist

    • @cabosanlucasantifa1589
      @cabosanlucasantifa1589 6 років тому +1

      Nazis stick together. Him and SerpentZa

    • @laowhy86
      @laowhy86 6 років тому +15

      I what now?

    • @ezwinso9937
      @ezwinso9937 6 років тому +6

      Damn red army even attacks you in your comments on other vids lmao. Big fan btw

    • @coffeepot3123
      @coffeepot3123 6 років тому +6

      Cabo is the survivor of an overdue abortion, guttersnipe.

  • @NikkiKrissoff
    @NikkiKrissoff 4 роки тому +8

    Him: Begins To Watch The Cars Movie
    3 Minutes Later: Fap Fap Fap Fap

  • @briansteen-larsen6925
    @briansteen-larsen6925 4 роки тому +8

    Can I point out that the front of the car that he is making out with has probably had loads of dead bugs on it..