Jordan Ugo I'd love to meet this guy just to plant the idea in his head that his car doesn't consent to his advances at all. Like he's essentially raping his car and he just never realized it.
BUDDY or if the towing company comes by to get it out when he's illegally parking. Sue them for abduction and file a restraining order. FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE
Imagine being a dad and your child saying "Hey I gotta tell you something". And you just think "Oh he's gonna come out as gay". And then you see a TLC camera van outside their house, and your heart just sinks as you start thinking about how you need to berate yourself as a parent on national television and just smile and wave.
I like to think that internally this car is constantly screaming, viscerally, for help as Chase did not consent to any of these assaults that’s taking place
*Ethan! Check the latest Logan Paul news!!* You can finally end his career after this! The Japanese police have just confirmed that the dead body was *FAKE* they officially reported that the suicide was "a staged prank" (I put the police statements and proof into a public youtube playlist for those who want the sources) We need to let Ethan know! This is the latest update!
"Your honor, my client would like to petition the court to change the defendant's charges from theft and destruction of property to kidnapping and murder. ... Contempt of court? No, no, your honor. Yes, we withdraw the motion."
Well lets posit it in another light. Lets say your girlfriend or boyfriend had say.. a broken leg or something and was in a wheel chair. You were wheeling them through town and suddenly your hands slip and they wheel uncontrollably down a hill and into a cement wall and die. How would you feel? That's how he would feel.
I got triggered by the dude "coming out" to his dad, literally while washing his car. Like, dude, isn't that really gross or something? If I were gay, would I come out to my parents while giving my gay lover a sponge bath?
Kursora Thats unsettling. I'm just sayin, I dunno why that dad didn't pull his arm away from that car like pulling his hand from a snapping bear trap after realizing that car is probably covered in a thin film of jizz soap.
To this day I’m convinced TLC was just a bunch of bullies finding the greatest loophole around anti bullying rules. It’s the final and ultimate way to make fun of someone. The music and lighting solidifies it.
Uber driver: You wanna ride
Nathaniel: um I have a boyfriend
Smackk :P carfriend*
you mean girlfriend
oops nevermind
Smackk :P W
This is the funniest comment
the funniest thing is how they blur out the cars brand to protect the cars identity so that the car can have a normal life after this
MasterFranzFick or cars 1 and 2, you know..
i think the car might even be underaged someone call chris hanson from dateline
It might be a minor thing. (haha)
Hahahahaha
Its a Chevy Lumina right??? Its bugging me
TLC: Terrible Life Choices
Hahaha lmaoo
Haha
I thought it meant tender love and care
Tongue Licking Chase.
Hahaha accurate af
Imagine shining a black light in the interior.
PEE GEE the whole car would light up
Imagine if someone high jack his car and they destroyed it by setting on fire to destroy the evidence.
PEE GEE 🤢
I actually sort of gagged out loud to this comment and started laughing. Nice v
I'd rather not think about that..
i’m just imaging him arguing with his car after he’s driving and looks at a ferrari or lamborghini
Jordan Ugo “No baby it’s not what you think! I wasn’t looking at his hood !”
Jordan Ugo I'd love to meet this guy just to plant the idea in his head that his car doesn't consent to his advances at all. Like he's essentially raping his car and he just never realized it.
Damn, look at the trunk on that chevy impala.
"Mmm,baby, look at those wheel- um, I swear that wasn't me."
Raris and Lambos are for normies.
*Slaps roof of car.*
*"Like that baby?"*
Bolt MC LOL
lmao
bruhh im dyiiiiiin 😂😂
this needs more attention
Brilliant use of meme. Tip of the beanie to you
Cars 4 - Official Trailer
Adam Wolstenholme Looking pretty good to me.
So he is the reason the cars from the Cars movie killed every human being?
*SPEED, I AM SPEED*
car s3x 1
Adam Wolstenholme ii
This takes the meaning "Used Car" into a whole different level
It's always a red flag when you get into a relationship with a thing you picked the name of.
TheBurgerkrieg ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᵞᴱᴿ ᴼᵂᴺ ᴷᴵᴰˢ
TheBurgerkrieg yes
Wait, I'm not supposed to fuck my pets?
Oooohhhh.
The wife I ordered in a shipping container
*Cough* Woody allen and his daughter.. *cough* *Cough*...
Nathaniel is into BDSM - Buick, Dodge, Saab and Mercedes.
yikes brb changing my name
More like cbt
I love car dominatrix bdsm
Yet hes driving a Chevy
Statese Tice or STD= saab,tesla,dodge
That feeling when you think your car is breaking down on purpose because it is cheating on you with the mechanic
Justin B what if his car gets jacked?
BUDDY or if the towing company comes by to get it out when he's illegally parking. Sue them for abduction and file a restraining order. FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE
Justin B 😂😂 that's pure gold
Justin B this should be pinned
Justin B that feeling when you know your car doesn’t run on fuel anymore, it runs on your own semen.
2010: coming out of the closet
2020: coming out of the garage
Wdym 2020 this is a old video even h3h3 was late
Moè CaSh this video came out 2018 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Anthony it’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard
coming out of my cage
😂😂😂
Cars 4: The chase never ends.
DansTube.TV best comment ... needs more upvotes
Underrated comment.
This ain't Reddit boy
lmao
kaaa-chhooww
I think he took that Queen song "I'm In Love With My Car" too seriously lmao
Alexander Ellison NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE
Lol
IT'S (not) A METAPHOR. BRIAN
😂😂😂😂 i was just thinking this
My thoughts exactly!
Car salesman: *slaps car*
Guy: THATS MY HUSBAND!!!
"HAVE SOME RESPECT! HE'S NOT AN OBJECT!"
Kinky
27 yrs old in love with his car, still wearing his senior ring from high school. this checks out
Is the car at least 18 years old?
Ears2You yeah looks like a 96 or so, so yeah it’s legal
Ears2You no
Weirdly, age of consent in Arkansas is 16.
So they met when the car was only 11.
15 gets you 20
What a lovely classic love story before bed, thank you Ethan...
Liam Williams darn u look old of course ur going to bed at 12:00pm PTZ
But it's 3 in the afternoon, you mad man
Keeko Cheecho time zones,my friend.time zones
T I M E Z O N E S
dumfck
This poor Dad! Automatically goes into mode trying to figure out how his actions as a parent effected his child. Wow. He's a good dad.
T J. Ya be issued a goodbye dad, too bad his child is a weirdo
He's a crappy dad. He's contemplating his life as to what he did to make his son like this.
T J. Affect*
T J. Dude it's scripted
Yeah, he raised a carfucker. Great parent.
Imagine this guy watching the cars movie😅
He would cream his pants in the first five minutes
@@jakobrosenberg7943 when the red cars lift their headlights
Basically Cheating
James Henry Brennan busst a nut
James Henry Brennan that is a hardcore porn to him
Wax on. Whack off.
Maggie Feken this is hilarious
😂
Maggie wins. 😂😂😂
Can we please give h3h3 their own TLC show?!
Chris Ramsay ily Chris 🤟
what does tlc mean (im french)
OMG Chris! I love your content!
arman rgun the Learning channel
arman rgun the learning channel my hon hon friend
"backcountry incest banjo"
Jesus Christ dude how do you think of just... the best way to say everything?!?
Stop saying my name for thw love of god
Community Manager Jesus Christ Jesus Christ! It‘s Jesus Christ!!
@@Hamsterdami ...
Where on earth did you come from?
TRICK QUESTION
mamuburaa I agree. "Backcountry incest banjo" is difficult to come up with?
@@mikek7029 thats what i was gonna say
It’s kinda weird Bc the cars so reflective so every time he kisses the car he’s looking at himself
I hope he says no homo
Well he is gay...
I'm never buying a used car again....
Kanivalos80 Thos particular car really has been “used”! 😬
Im safe I don't live in America
Mansun Little kix
DANG IT! You beat me by 7 months hahaha
@Neil Mathews that was real off-beat
LOL
Well, it's better he's into cars as opposed to children or something...
LuxuryPranks
Could be worse.
Hm. That's an interesting positive spin on it
But cars can't consent
Bleed inSkull so do you
But how old is the car?
The worst part about this is the car doesn’t have the ability to say “no homo”
Or "no" in general
Noptical haha 😂 😂 😂
That car can't say no either. Car rape is a real thing wake up.
Home gnomo
The car can drive on that guy
Roger Taylor:
"I'm in love with my car"
Nathaniel:
"hold my beer"
Its NOT a metaphor this time
@@rainerwinkler1026 Lmao
HAHAHA Amazing comment, I scrolled pretty far down looking for one like this!
@@themusicalwizard613 me too lololololol
@@sowiloi
Lmao! Me, three!🤣
Imagine introducing your partner to your parents while giving them a bath
J C this.. deserves more attention
This is great
i love this comment, im really tired and just dying of laughter.
ikr? still haven't introduced my vegetable partner to my parents...
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
Gingeas This joke is so under rated.😂
Thank you.
holy shit
To the top with you.
Dayum, that's still a thing
**ahem** this is why aliens don't want to talk us.
Talk and Reaction yes because on earth we humans fuck are cars and totally not fucking weird at all
Fine... we'll just have to find them ourselves...
They still do hah
Yep, exactly what I was thinking
I legit cought/ahem when i see the word ahem
His dad was probably thinking, "yea i wish you weren't my son" lol
Imagine being a dad and your child saying "Hey I gotta tell you something". And you just think "Oh he's gonna come out as gay". And then you see a TLC camera van outside their house, and your heart just sinks as you start thinking about how you need to berate yourself as a parent on national television and just smile and wave.
poor dude probably was expecting him to come out as gay too but instead he gets "i hump my car" talk about a plot twist
You can tell his dad's like "yep i failed as a parent"
Lazy yeah lol he’s wondering if the girl he fucked can still have an abortion
His sister?
I like this thread.
Spagooblio I hate you
Felix Gutierrez That's what my parents keep telling me
I like to think that internally this car is constantly screaming, viscerally, for help as Chase did not consent to any of these assaults that’s taking place
Chase is a straight car. Poor Chase
‘pops trunk’
“I know we’ve never done this before... I promise I’ll go slow and be gentle”
Haha
😂
Lmao
“Fast and curious”
Andrew R this comment is underrated 😂😂
If someone ever steals this car and finds out about this, he would give it back
Angel Aguilera If anyone steals the car, it’s the mistress. Chase was cheating...
Not me I'd film a snuff porno where I take the car apart and have five different guy fuck it then email it to him.
Angel Aguilera thats a bonus
Hahahaha
Drakyln LMFAO dude that's filing hilarious
TLC: *Exists*
H3H3: It's free real estate.
Im a fan of Tim and Eric, but I dont get it. I dont get the joke here. Ill end my life now.
Jim Boone we have a free house for you
Still coming back to these vids in 2024. I miss the way things used to be 😢
The car didn't consent
legally the car is his mom's property.... so she must consent
Ayame Kajou checkmate sjws
*consen't
WTFisthisshitWTF GTFO
#metoo
i knew a guy like this in high school. hes dead now. That's it, there's no joke
*Ethan! Check the latest Logan Paul news!!* You can finally end his career after this! The Japanese police have just confirmed that the dead body was *FAKE* they officially reported that the suicide was "a staged prank" (I put the police statements and proof into a public youtube playlist for those who want the sources) We need to let Ethan know! This is the latest update!
Noicr
Slurp Juice wait seriously? I can’t even comprehend that
Haha good one
Haha
"It started when I was younger. I didn't really have any friends."
*WhOoP, **_there it is_*
lol i dont have many friends and im a gamer
Shaka a laka
Nobody:
Guy with Honda Civic at 3am: 4:34
ohh yeah
It's Chevrolet Monte Carlo 1995-99
XD
it's definitely not a civic, you can tell if you look past the door it's definitely not a coupe civic that you'd think it is from the front end
"Cool Vibration"
What if he crashes the car?? Does he consider it murder?
Walrus Chan it doesn’t matter because we all know he’s gonna get into that necrophilia
Manslaughter.
"Your honor, my client would like to petition the court to change the defendant's charges from theft and destruction of property to kidnapping and murder. ... Contempt of court? No, no, your honor. Yes, we withdraw the motion."
Well lets posit it in another light. Lets say your girlfriend or boyfriend had say.. a broken leg or something and was in a wheel chair. You were wheeling them through town and suddenly your hands slip and they wheel uncontrollably down a hill and into a cement wall and die.
How would you feel? That's how he would feel.
Domestic abuse
What happens when he sees Hotwheels cars at the toy store?
not a bot he puts them where the sun don't shine
not a bot it’s pedal-philia
not a bot if he got aroused wouldnt that mean he’s a pedophile 🤔🤔🤔
MemeTrashtic 😂😂😂😂
Hello fellow human friend
Lightning McQueer
Tony AMO Lightning McQueen still works tho
Thanks for the legitimate lol
Tony AMO amazing, absolutely amazing
😂
I'm trying to sleep not luagh.
Plot twist: his mother was actually a car. So he's half car, half human and has a natural attaction to cars.
His dad was the freak
Like Tenya Iida?
@@loplopthebird1860 bruh
The way the dad touched the car confirms this
Driving Instructor: "Turn on the car"
Me: 3:31
Jurcurr thats what i did when i had to take my drivers test. the girl just looked at me with the weirdest face lol😂😂😂
Jurcurr 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jurcurr This comment needs more likes honestly
dead
I like how they censored the car company logo.
It's because people would hate on that guy even more for being in love with a Chevy Caviler.
its a LUMINA YOU FOOL
Well, duh. The car's nude.
So this guy would say that when I leased a Lumina years ago, I was engaged in sex trafficking...? 😳
big guy it has 2 doors, it’s a Monte Carlo
I've watched this before, but everything is better when Ethan talks about it.
Hey hey hey. It's the guy who verbally abuses his Chinese wife on the daily. W2g Misogynist
Nazis stick together. Him and SerpentZa
I what now?
Damn red army even attacks you in your comments on other vids lmao. Big fan btw
Cabo is the survivor of an overdue abortion, guttersnipe.
“Come out of the garage”
i couldn't wait to get back to the parts of ethan talking bc the car guy made me so uncomfortable
Ikr I was really jealous too. What does Chase have that I don't?
Eh, I'm probably weirder than this guy. And not even I have sex with cars. Even If I did I wouldn't engage TLC for a documentary.
Kiarnii Miller #unrelatable
This is America
I don't like it either
*He bought this car at a resale auction, imagine finding out this guy bought your car and what hes doing with it...*
Applecake +++
I'd be so proud 😭😭
Best appreciate
Applecake well... 🤷
*Bold Text*
Will that be in the Carfax history report?
that not even a joke but a legit concern! Holy god!
Show me the carfax
That Guy gold
Carfucks History Report
That Guy “One previous owner: Divorced”
This guys dad is just like “OH GOD WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!”
Having a Child
fast and the furious 69
That gives a new meaning to the word "furious"
@@russiandrivers9986 and "fast"
Yes, that's true LOL. @@IamMissPronounced
Eyo lol
😂
He is in a homosexual relationship with his car. We truly live in a society.
Jack Gibson e
I love it when I see a fellow memer
No, we do not live in a society
@@stovepigeon7170 We do, unless you live in a cave.
this is a spoiler for cars 4.. please dude delete this :(
As a transgender Nissan I feel degraded and I need my safe space
stfu you weeb its obviously transformers 7
Yoyo Yeah no it’s despacito 4 u idiot
1000th like
This is not even about the movie cars.
At 11:48 you can see under the: Testing code it says AUTISM.
The fact that you even saw this is telling... ;-)
we're flying around a burning ball of gas on a rock at millions of miles per hour and this man is in a sexual relationship with a vehicle
wait is the sky on fire? when did we get on jupiter? I have so many questions..
Brave Cat Same, but sadly we’ll never get the answers to those questions.
Jonas Gosline it’s plasma
What does.... What does rotation of the earth have..... Anything to do with his sexual "dismorphic" thing he has
If he gets in a wreck...
I don’t even want to know what kind of crazy that would unleash.
Dave SUB TRAKTOR Allen IKR? I can only imagine what would happen if someone rear ended his car or scraped it on accident with a shopping cart lol
Dave SUB TRAKTOR Allen I mean I don't fuck cars but as a car enthusiast, I'd probably have the same reaction as he would
He'd scrape the cheese from your undertaint and save it in a mason jar for a midnight snack later
If TV can take UA-cam's content and make a fuss about it, surely youtubers can make content with TV's content.
Hell yeah
So, he's a literal backwards mechanic.
If someone else drives his car would that be considered cheating?
Hammad Ali you're asking the real questions
I'm sure someone else shagged his car in the same documentary. No joke
The new Cars 4 is looking good...
Comment of the year 2018
No, this is prequel of all Cars series. It's about how all those living cars were borned.
Lol
So I'm considered a 3rd wheel just by getting a lift from this guy?
Pretty sure two guys inside the same car counts as a 3 way
It'll be a threesome's?? XD
roger taylor: *sweats nervously*
Is the movie Cars like porn to him
Craziest Cat no its Hentai,
and it's art
Craziest Cat Cars is Pedophilia and Hentai for him
Cars is hentai fast and furious is porn
Anon 1 It’s a movie for kids
And WTF dude?
Why am I a moron?
What’s wrong with u?
Enzo Ferro Martioro u mad over some stranger on the internet? Grow some tough skin buddy.
The strip club for the guy is the car sales place😂😂😂😂
Goes to car washes with lube and a smile.
No his strip club is a junk yard where they strip the parts of the car
@Roast Master o man that carb
LMAO 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
I wonder if he refers to mechanics as doctors, or a spare tire as a first aid kit
Brings a whole new meaning to "lube job"
Conspiracy: Roger Taylor was replaced by a clone in 97’ and changed his name to Nathanial. This is Roger Taylor now. He lies about his name and age.
Does he drive the car or ride the car?
Ferro This needs to have more likes 😂
Ferro or does the car ride him?
Lmfao hahahahhah
😂noice
Just dont touch the gearshift without a glove.
but how does the car consent?
It doesn't
+oil puddle means that time of the month !
I’m pretty sure it doesn’t, Chase is being raped. That’s why that horror music was playing in those scenes.
' 989
bumble s
If he bought Chase at a used car lot...
Does that mean Chase is a *THOT?*
Sidney Isais I highly doubt the people who have owned that car before him, had the same intentions. If you catch my drift.
Yes. Mileage is mileage. Just like dem hoes
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
*T word*
IF SHE BREATHES SHES A THOT
I saw this dude buying one of those "love is love" t-shirts at Target.
My god
Devin Holmes and then everyone clapped
TLC= always good content no matter what
Good content or else
Emilia the lame channel
Emilia TLC: Tender Loving Care
I got triggered by the dude "coming out" to his dad, literally while washing his car. Like, dude, isn't that really gross or something? If I were gay, would I come out to my parents while giving my gay lover a sponge bath?
shartnita zodkeesian
Nice idea. You wouldnt even have to tell him, he'll kniw just by what you're doing.
Kursora
Thats unsettling. I'm just sayin, I dunno why that dad didn't pull his arm away from that car like pulling his hand from a snapping bear trap after realizing that car is probably covered in a thin film of jizz soap.
Context. C-o-n-t-e-x-t
im sure tlc set this scene up
Daddy wasn't around a lot and so his son developed a love for automobiles. I guess you could say that's Car-ma
👏
Nice
The noose is that way👉🏻
I wonder if they did any car-masutra
Nathaniel: Mom, Dad, I’m gay…
His parents: it’s ok son, we love you no matter wha-
Nathaniel: With my car.
His parents: …
If he takes the car to a mechanic to fix it... Is he letting another man touch his "guy"? Like, fiddle inside him? Pertinent questions
Low Budget Feelings if your doctor checks your man/women are they fiddling with them ?
Its just like surgery
If he crashes the car
Listen Chase you wasn't fucking around with them corner mechanics for under the hood work right?
What’s inspection then...?
Does this count as sexual assault? Has this car ever consented?
The Truth I don't see chase complaining he loves that SHIFT
It’s more of a masturbation toy i guess
#MeToo
He bought that car he can have it when he wants it.
If he drives people in his car, are these people "riding" the car
Jason Liao it's an orgy at that point
When Queen put out the song "I'm in Love With My Car," I don't they meant to inspire other men to love their cars like this
Billy's Jeep is not my lover. She's just a car who claims that I'm the one.
Rikske Patat
But the toy car is not my son
Rikske Patat Best comment
(He's my lover)
This is the best comment on this video
The jazzy H3 theme never gets old 👌
Fucking facts broski
Music,
Music never ages
Talk about rim job
Fishfan 2 this comment deserves more likes!
that's a good one
Man this IS the TOP COMMENT!!! 🤩
9:40 "Dont get me wrong I like my motorcycle..."
Police finds jizz in exhaust pipes*
Me: "Ahh, so it runs in the family"
“You’re a handsome man..”
So he’s gay and in a relationship with his car.
😂😂
There's nothing wrong with being in a relationship with your car
Emily B. yeahhhh
@@kendal3602 You're trolling right??
@@troletrain Yes😂
The real question is if the car gave consent.
CaramelQueen Gaming You are mechanicaly harassing me
CaramelQueen Gaming If the ignition isn't on, it isn't consensual.
CaramelQueen Gaming ohshit
I don't even want to imagine what the inside of the car looks like under a blacklight.
TankedThomas God no
It's probably got more diseases than a African whore house
I wonder if the car can still play cassette tapes
TheStonedGamer 420 it wouldn't actually this guys a virgin but bacteria theres going to be a lot of that
To this day I’m convinced TLC was just a bunch of bullies finding the greatest loophole around anti bullying rules. It’s the final and ultimate way to make fun of someone. The music and lighting solidifies it.
Watching Top Gear for him is like Pornhub for us.
Adil D. Nah that would cheating on chase
He looks at top gear like you know and we look at it as a car reveiw
Imagin how he reacts when they lift up the hood and trunk
Adil D. I think you meant Top Gear for US is Pornhub for HIM lol
Adil D. That’s so funny😂😂😂😂
*_roger taylor has entered the chat_*
🙌
*ROGER TAYLOR WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
the machIIINNE OF A DREEEEEEAM
HANDS ON MY GREASE GUUN
IM IN LOVE WITH MY CAR
That guy gets tons of tail.... Pipe
Kh
im mad i just got here and was gonna comment the same lmfao
I get it!!!!
well done
I miss this Ethan. Not the podcast Ethan...
*"COME OUT OF THE GARAGE"*
It's nice to see someone being so supportive to an autosexual relationship.
Autosexual
lost it when he said that
“To come out of the garage”
Lightning McQueen really let himself go
KA-CHOW
Can you imagine walking out of a supermarket to your car with shopping bags and this guy is parked next to you doing this?