In Love with a Theme Park Ride

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2024

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  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y 6 років тому +6559

    *i want your fluids*
    *i want your fluids*
    *i want your fluids*
    *i want your fluids*
    *i want your fluids*

    • @lacymasher8713
      @lacymasher8713 6 років тому +22

      give me your fluids

    • @giannakelly2011
      @giannakelly2011 6 років тому +40

      ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER

    • @kylemullet1
      @kylemullet1 6 років тому +27

      Ive been on that ride and to that amusement park

    • @E-A-Z-Y
      @E-A-Z-Y 6 років тому +23

      Jimbo Animations Do you feel violated?

    • @CarlsCozyCorner
      @CarlsCozyCorner 6 років тому +9

      @@giannakelly2011 not anymore
      Nut away

  • @Gumston
    @Gumston 8 років тому +8049

    Going to the amusement park (GONE SEXUAL)

    • @saltybear6452
      @saltybear6452 8 років тому +90

      (Gone Wrong) Ft. SoFloAntonio Social Experiment

    • @kalazajar8293
      @kalazajar8293 8 років тому +33

      (Just joined the Jihad?)

    • @cake6476
      @cake6476 8 років тому +11

      Aww yeah gimme that hydraulic fluid

    • @SadSillyGoose
      @SadSillyGoose 8 років тому +2

      +Chub And Tuck that was dankalicious af

    • @azurhu514
      @azurhu514 8 років тому +13

      +Chub And Tuck -amusement- abusement park

  • @BulkBrogan.
    @BulkBrogan. 5 років тому +1793

    What's your sexuality?
    Me: Idk I'm pretty on the fence about it
    10:10

  • @KyleChastulik
    @KyleChastulik 6 років тому +6337

    I have friends who work at this theme park and “I want your fluids” is a total meme there

    • @xotennisxgirlox
      @xotennisxgirlox 6 років тому +86

      Kyle Chastulik knoebels is the best 😂

    • @soydeneptuno
      @soydeneptuno 6 років тому +383

      What do the jibs feel like in real life?

    • @gustavusadolphus4344
      @gustavusadolphus4344 6 років тому +119

      @Kyle Chastulik WAIT IS IT FUCKING Knoebels? i will never look at that theme part the same again..... or that fence

    • @AircraftTurnAndBurn
      @AircraftTurnAndBurn 6 років тому +52

      Oh shit, me neither. To think I loved that park so much lol it hurts to see it in this light...

    • @yuzulemonvt
      @yuzulemonvt 6 років тому +12

      www.knoebels.com/rides/1001-nacht

  • @luketroyer7620
    @luketroyer7620 6 років тому +1849

    It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.

    • @harrybaalz9536
      @harrybaalz9536 6 років тому +13

      this made me laugh so hard haha

    • @Zach135
      @Zach135 6 років тому +13

      And as in leave you mean, speeding off of a cliff

    • @maryfilson4178
      @maryfilson4178 5 років тому +3

      Best comment 😅👍👍

    • @fawaz1140
      @fawaz1140 5 років тому +1

      He better leave before he gets fucked too.

  • @borealis3067
    @borealis3067 6 років тому +4824

    i wonder if she gets mad seeing other people go on the ride

    • @bluewolf783
      @bluewolf783 5 років тому +319

      Maybe they have an open relationship.

    • @landenhibshman2638
      @landenhibshman2638 5 років тому +96

      As someone who goes to the park this was shot in frequently, the ride is almost at full capacity every time it runs, and usually lasts about 2 minutes. I don’t know exactly how many people the ride holds.

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 5 років тому +90

      The ride is such a gold digger I swear! Ugh! She should just break up with it!

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp 5 років тому +8

      @@phuckEuo ha, gay

    • @PastModern2000
      @PastModern2000 5 років тому +27

      Borealis do u think she says “ no stop ur not riding it right”

  • @muhammadatharkhan8695
    @muhammadatharkhan8695 5 років тому +737

    12:56
    Hila: I guess I've just never felt that rush.
    Ethan: *laughs* _[Screams Internally]_

    • @TheRamThatReviewsShiz
      @TheRamThatReviewsShiz 5 років тому +6

      Lol 🤣

    • @tripwire4727
      @tripwire4727 4 роки тому +4

      @@scythe312 but can you be the one on whom is pooped?

    • @loretta2539
      @loretta2539 4 роки тому +4

      ethan: *nervous chuckle* "Im in danger"

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 3 роки тому +8

      ethan said it first lol, i bet she screamed inside too

  • @btrosmar16
    @btrosmar16 8 років тому +3313

    You're noble.
    You're proud.
    You're strong.
    I appreciate that.

    • @awshitcuz7064
      @awshitcuz7064 8 років тому +61

      +Mileysaurus Rex your profile picture makes me want to hang myself

    • @BigMuskachini
      @BigMuskachini 8 років тому +4

      +Garrett Kelly Same

    • @JericGambon
      @JericGambon 8 років тому +12

      ANOTHER ONE.

    • @a012345
      @a012345 8 років тому +2

      +Jeric Gambon Another one!

    • @cameronmones297
      @cameronmones297 8 років тому +1

      +Mileysaurus Rex Damnit you beat me to it haha!!

  • @vallraffs
    @vallraffs 8 років тому +4295

    This ferris wheel is just the right height. No ladder required.

    • @vannen1098
      @vannen1098 8 років тому +56

      +Valter Östberg JTRH-NLR

    • @TheShrubpig
      @TheShrubpig 8 років тому +3

      +Valter Östberg JRHNLR

    • @BubbleGum566
      @BubbleGum566 8 років тому +24

      Some people can't handle Ferris wheel, I can!

    • @vannen1098
      @vannen1098 8 років тому +2

      Nagato Kira You smart

    • @lukeappa6970
      @lukeappa6970 8 років тому +2

      +Valter Östberg no bucket required

  • @elitheegg4119
    @elitheegg4119 8 років тому +6150

    So instead of STD's, this girl just gets tetanus

  • @maryfilson4178
    @maryfilson4178 5 років тому +224

    I'm in my 50's, and I'm not old enough to see this. That second woman brought up a whole new meaning for the word 'fencing'. 😬

  • @cretium805
    @cretium805 8 років тому +2526

    Would you look at that, even a fence gets more action than me.

    • @chaz9808
      @chaz9808 8 років тому +24

      hahaha....sigh

    • @philswift1252
      @philswift1252 8 років тому +48

      Scooby Snurks the ride gets ass from normal people too

    • @7catstied2gether
      @7catstied2gether 8 років тому +74

      Man, rides get SO much ass.

    • @spacegodgonnzalezz2806
      @spacegodgonnzalezz2806 8 років тому +2

      Cretium Probably because of your profilepicture...

    • @cretium805
      @cretium805 8 років тому +33

      Maxi Berger If it was an anime picture, you would have made a point, but it's literally nothing more than a dot.

  • @chasfarthing244
    @chasfarthing244 6 років тому +2872

    Can you imagine the guy that has to maintain that fence. It looks pristine. He just turns up the next day washing it with a sponge crying

  • @jibbz4634
    @jibbz4634 8 років тому +14117

    I regret picking this username now.

  • @geenhaaien
    @geenhaaien 5 років тому +231

    ethan: i think it’s a woman
    hila: no u don’t.

  • @theredcrusader8493
    @theredcrusader8493 6 років тому +2231

    The engineers who made that ride never thought of someone wanting to have sex with it

    • @94tehseen
      @94tehseen 6 років тому +245

      Oh, they knew what they were doing. Look how it’s dressed. It was asking for it.

    • @aidensmith2601
      @aidensmith2601 6 років тому +131

      They knew what they were doing when they designed those jibs.

    • @Bald_and_Brown
      @Bald_and_Brown 5 років тому +6

      GorillaMan He*

    • @benjamincave115
      @benjamincave115 5 років тому +5

      Coca - Cola yes they did

    • @pacampara123
      @pacampara123 5 років тому +7

      Inconsiderate assholes

  • @average_pedestrian
    @average_pedestrian 7 років тому +2831

    whole new meaning to pimp my ride

  • @xxlilith_
    @xxlilith_ 8 років тому +2146

    At first I was on the fence about this one, but love is quite the roller coaster

    • @lorenzlin6898
      @lorenzlin6898 8 років тому +22

      Bethany Kosacek ... -.- well that was quite cringeworthy as well :D

    • @Nautules83
      @Nautules83 8 років тому +94

      That is offence-sive

    • @dndjcbdfhhthfhfjdj9292
      @dndjcbdfhhthfhfjdj9292 7 років тому +28

      Emile Verwaaijen o-fence-ive

    • @mm-ob9bw
      @mm-ob9bw 7 років тому +1

      Emile Verwaaijen Nice one😅

    • @mfpope7431
      @mfpope7431 7 років тому +2

      Fuck you bethany, and fuck all these bethany supporters

  • @okeeda
    @okeeda 4 роки тому +392

    I’m just realizing this now. I go to that amusement park every summer. Ive been on that ride multiple times. How do I disinfect myself.

    • @unseennevada256
      @unseennevada256 4 роки тому +19

      I suggest acid

    • @loretta2539
      @loretta2539 4 роки тому +22

      bathe in one part bleach to 30 gallons of holy water 👌

    • @Xosidhe
      @Xosidhe 4 роки тому +5

      She was underneath fingering its hole the whole time, so as long as you were in the seat you should be STD free

    • @AlexVanDover
      @AlexVanDover 3 роки тому +19

      How were those gibs

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 3 роки тому +4

      this is the kind of dirty that you can't disinfect yourself from

  • @itsthecannon623
    @itsthecannon623 8 років тому +1434

    when it cut to the scene where she was sitting on the fence i burst out laughing

    • @lovergalbb
      @lovergalbb 8 років тому +10

      Evan Cannon OMG SAME!

    • @beatflyy
      @beatflyy 7 років тому +72

      Evan Cannon Splinters in the vag.

    • @ashphillips4753
      @ashphillips4753 7 років тому +25

      Evan Cannon There was a Scandinavian chick who fucked a red fence.

    • @pamelapower9635
      @pamelapower9635 7 років тому +1

      Ditto

    • @thardin42
      @thardin42 7 років тому +40

      Her whole face, well half her face was blushing like half a school-girl...

  • @squallstrife-v5g
    @squallstrife-v5g 7 років тому +2472

    This relationship has its own ups and downs.

  • @Names_buck
    @Names_buck 7 років тому +502

    "So proud, so noble, so strong"
    so inanimate.

  • @nickhamel8004
    @nickhamel8004 5 років тому +515

    Not gonna lie, I’m binge rewatching all these videos (again), and I have concluded that Ethan and Hila was not only better than H3H3, at the time it was maybe the best channel on UA-cam by a considerable distance. They all still hold up so well, and there will likely not be something like it again sadly

    • @indigoraceworks
      @indigoraceworks 5 років тому +33

      You're right and it's sad. There will never be another Ethan and Hila like this.

    • @ok88warrior
      @ok88warrior 5 років тому +12

      Good to hear, I've been purposely not watching ethan and hila because I was scared of being disappointed

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 4 роки тому +1

      @Jai Rey geez

    • @jamallewis260
      @jamallewis260 4 роки тому

      @@ilikepigeons6101 bti

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamallewis260 what does that mean?

  • @bjornarmar2462
    @bjornarmar2462 6 років тому +912

    "And I would like to get to know this fence better."
    Hila: "How do you do that?"

  • @MyPhobo
    @MyPhobo 6 років тому +1507

    ☐ Boy
    ☐ Girl
    ☒ Rollycoaster

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 6 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @Aganie.
      @Aganie. 5 років тому +4

      Lol i was gonna click on it

    • @EFXEFX
      @EFXEFX 5 років тому

      Liar fuck

    • @anheroofmen2317
      @anheroofmen2317 5 років тому +2

      I don't get it

    • @Ryan275k
      @Ryan275k 5 років тому +10

      Roller coaster*

  • @LewSpears
    @LewSpears 8 років тому +6770

    I remember watching this documentary on SBS at like 11pm when I was 12.
    I think about it every now and then.
    Probably shaped who I am as a person.

    • @ryos.7757
      @ryos.7757 8 років тому +79

      LewReview of the fence pls? I heard it was JRHNLR

    • @VitaminX140
      @VitaminX140 8 років тому +8

      oy vey

    • @forniteisfun6355
      @forniteisfun6355 8 років тому +2

      Stoner Sloth, please stop

    • @muzicrox
      @muzicrox 8 років тому +14

      Sbs gives us a lot of those memories.

    • @lillatitude3207
      @lillatitude3207 8 років тому +1

      Bout time I saw you commenting on their vids

  • @bali4883
    @bali4883 4 роки тому +73

    Let's just be glad that the roller coaster isn't the one with the screw loose

  • @lydzx
    @lydzx 7 років тому +3545

    "she's probably over it now"
    *gets married to it in 2017*

    • @harizhilmi77
      @harizhilmi77 7 років тому +172

      SERIOUSLY?

    • @lydzx
      @lydzx 7 років тому +134

      lolol yep

    • @pinkbutterfly413
      @pinkbutterfly413 7 років тому +128

      i saw that on the news and thought of this video lol

    • @Mr.Phresh
      @Mr.Phresh 7 років тому +373

      lydia rouse Actual article:
      Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports
      “I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.
      Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
      “I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”
      Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

    • @lydzx
      @lydzx 7 років тому +190

      Doug Jones I really don't even know what to say lol. That's insane. I guess I'm happy for her?

  • @ShadowPhoenixOriginal
    @ShadowPhoenixOriginal 6 років тому +2782

    I want to know what the camera man is thinking during this

    • @eternalbrogamer
      @eternalbrogamer 6 років тому +228

      Imagine the pain of keeping a straight face as you record this. If you so much as let out a giggle it will be noticed in the recording

    • @conspiracycornerpodcast4302
      @conspiracycornerpodcast4302 5 років тому +35

      Least he's getting paid lol

    • @redemptionfrog9348
      @redemptionfrog9348 5 років тому +36

      Definitely questioning his life choices.

    • @miraclewillow1
      @miraclewillow1 5 років тому +67

      'Remember the paycheck, remember the paycheck, remember the paycheck'

    • @sethflower2067
      @sethflower2067 5 років тому +7

      ShadowPhoenix lol he’s like “I better be getting payed a lot for this”

  • @Wabbaaajack
    @Wabbaaajack 8 років тому +934

    Roller Coaster Tycoon XXX

  • @dataslul
    @dataslul 4 роки тому +46

    "I have to say there's a lot of physical stuff going on right now," says lady literally strattling a fence.

  • @hilakleinvlogs
    @hilakleinvlogs  8 років тому +4336

    What a rush this video was!

  • @Kiwi2703
    @Kiwi2703 7 років тому +4502

    Does she get jealous when other people ride it?

    • @cowboytanaka6675
      @cowboytanaka6675 7 років тому +265

      Then she is cheating with the fence

    • @RAGNAR-3-3
      @RAGNAR-3-3 7 років тому +46

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @evrymanta
      @evrymanta 7 років тому +34

      Kiwi I was reading about her and she said that she doesn’t get jealous.🤷‍♀️

    • @TS-nm3yx
      @TS-nm3yx 7 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @senchoumimikyu
      @senchoumimikyu 6 років тому +1

      josh ch I guess I got here one day too late. I was gonna say that ;-;

  • @takingnone1780
    @takingnone1780 8 років тому +1241

    5:57 "I want your fluids, i want your fluids" wtf😂😂

    • @BigKahuna_
      @BigKahuna_ 8 років тому +27

      She wants the oil XD

    • @GOffUnit
      @GOffUnit 8 років тому +58

      She wants the jib.

    • @d1scordia
      @d1scordia 7 років тому +14

      END ME

  • @robyelsewhere5205
    @robyelsewhere5205 5 років тому +164

    "Sexual Attraction" The Iron-y

  • @bigpoppa7878
    @bigpoppa7878 7 років тому +2478

    Gibby from iCarly really let himself go.

    • @bigmicbeatbox6432
      @bigmicbeatbox6432 7 років тому +107

      More like Jibby amirite

    • @MellDotxo
      @MellDotxo 7 років тому +9

      Dawson Beatbox ok that was clever

    • @bigpoppa7878
      @bigpoppa7878 7 років тому +33

      Dawson Beatbox don't you ever say that again, Gibby is too precious for those horrible jibs.

    • @Bingbongles9million
      @Bingbongles9million 7 років тому +3

      Still in there with the sick burns.

    • @id34l48
      @id34l48 7 років тому +1

      I swear that is really him

  • @MsJesse7
    @MsJesse7 7 років тому +1707

    I've never been so soft in my life

    • @mramos7887
      @mramos7887 7 років тому +79

      I don't want to ruin the 69 likes

    • @mildlyadequate6633
      @mildlyadequate6633 7 років тому +7

      Megan Ramos me on every comment 😂

    • @EdgyPickle
      @EdgyPickle 7 років тому +157

      My dick became a vagina
      EDIT: Never mind, I saw Ethan's THICC body, it came back out

    • @liamstanley6017
      @liamstanley6017 7 років тому +29

      My dick retracted inside my own body!!!11!

    • @markheckerman7343
      @markheckerman7343 5 років тому +3

      I've never been so hard in my life.

  • @takingnone1780
    @takingnone1780 8 років тому +2272

    I'm running out of h3 vids to watch

    • @boo-hoo-69
      @boo-hoo-69 8 років тому +21

      Patrick Adams
      same

    • @reenaasmr8451
      @reenaasmr8451 8 років тому +21

      Patrick Adams Yep the only resort is Ethan and Hila

    • @myprogram3067
      @myprogram3067 7 років тому +5

      Areena i found out about h3's channel yesterday and already almost exhausted the Ethan and Hila

    • @boo-hoo-69
      @boo-hoo-69 7 років тому +9

      \myprogram /
      Wutchu mean? Ohh I got u fam u probably been watchin them 2 days straight

    • @reenaasmr8451
      @reenaasmr8451 7 років тому +18

      \myprogram / Same, once I found out about this channel I went ham 😂

  • @maximumdigital-9252
    @maximumdigital-9252 6 років тому +3346

    That fence did NOT consent!
    ...very ofFENCEive.

    • @nickszymaszek5960
      @nickszymaszek5960 6 років тому +65

      Ross D I’m guessing you’re a dad, because damn, if that isn’t a professional dad joke

    • @CarlsCozyCorner
      @CarlsCozyCorner 5 років тому +9

      Who trained you and where can I find them?

    • @aovcarrd9080
      @aovcarrd9080 5 років тому +1

      Carleigh wilsonator Home depo

    • @David-jx2nv
      @David-jx2nv 5 років тому +1

      I was about to give you a like but then I noticed the play word

    • @CarlsCozyCorner
      @CarlsCozyCorner 5 років тому +1

      @@aovcarrd9080 makes sense

  • @maggienicholl3644
    @maggienicholl3644 7 років тому +1187

    "now fences...are pretty dope."
    -Hila, 2016

    • @blueeyeswhiteratchet1582
      @blueeyeswhiteratchet1582 7 років тому +8

      Maggie Nicholl at least her comment was o-FENCE-ive

    • @themuffinman7207
      @themuffinman7207 7 років тому +1

      Maggie Nicholl oh you wrote dope and your on 420 likes no one like say it can be dank

    • @HardDuckman
      @HardDuckman 7 років тому

      Maggie Nicholl lol

    • @mrinkel1
      @mrinkel1 7 років тому

      they're not seasonal

  • @kratosatreusjoelellie
    @kratosatreusjoelellie 6 років тому +3316

    I actually watched the whole documentary and both women were sexually abused as children by family members. The one attracted to the fence was also constantly in different foster homes.
    Edit: Not trying to kill the mood but Ethan questioned what kind of trauma they would have gone through to be this way and I thought I'd share!

    • @taiyucky6367
      @taiyucky6367 6 років тому +508

      Melissa Arencibia Damn, that's sad.

    • @bekahnavarro
      @bekahnavarro 6 років тому +1148

      That's rly sad. Makes sense though. Now they're "in love" with things that can't hurt them. Seems like a control thing.

    • @nightblade628
      @nightblade628 6 років тому +491

      The moment you see them you just know that something traumatic happened in their childhoods, this is so far from normal that it must be a result of severe mental trauma.

    • @calebporrett8997
      @calebporrett8997 6 років тому +147

      Wow I hope they get help and are normal some day

    • @terenceokane
      @terenceokane 6 років тому +53

      if it wasn't a 2yr old video id say they should do a follow up with that info

  • @brodyburgard3994
    @brodyburgard3994 4 роки тому +32

    “I want your fluids, I want your fluids” *puts down my Ramen Noodles*

  • @jordanlee2092
    @jordanlee2092 6 років тому +464

    That ride didn’t consent to any of that rape

    • @Ash-b49
      @Ash-b49 6 років тому

      Almighty JLee lol for fuck sakes

  • @permanentlymad
    @permanentlymad 6 років тому +992

    I did not have sexual relations with that fence

  • @matthorchler6383
    @matthorchler6383 8 років тому +1586

    This is amusement park is 45 minutes away from my house and I use to go there every summer, this just fucking ruined the place for me lmao

    • @mitchfandnoahg
      @mitchfandnoahg 8 років тому +1

      Matt Horchler Ayyyy 570 represent

    • @zakutheferret8182
      @zakutheferret8182 8 років тому +21

      Matt Horchler I know, right? Now that I know it's taken its just too sad for me to go there. I hope that beautiful steed of a woman knows how lucky she is.

    • @austingreene1005
      @austingreene1005 8 років тому

      Matt Horchler SAME

    • @BobUSMC10
      @BobUSMC10 8 років тому +8

      For the past two years they've had a sign up on that ride saying it's waiting for parts from Europe

    • @yadingus5652
      @yadingus5652 7 років тому +1

      Knoebels

  • @nathanwilson777
    @nathanwilson777 5 років тому +285

    The fence lady was honorably discharged from the Canadian Air Force. She was an officer going through pilot training. She was sexually assaulted by one of her fellow cadets, left the program and ultimately, the military as well. I think now, she is like a professional archer and is often in archery competitions.

    • @hollie9487
      @hollie9487 5 років тому +45

      Wow that's rough....

    • @Pseudo_Nymph_94
      @Pseudo_Nymph_94 5 років тому +35

      And her first inanimate boyfriend actually was her bow

    • @josephlittlefield2313
      @josephlittlefield2313 4 роки тому +2

      Evey Evolves would love to hear the details

    • @neuro1073
      @neuro1073 4 роки тому +18

      How about some proof please?

    • @Sloth55Chunk
      @Sloth55Chunk 4 роки тому +4

      Probably for the best. Military trained pilots are awful.

  • @Supernova1114
    @Supernova1114 7 років тому +888

    Oh god... she will ride the ride

  • @Cla_Clak
    @Cla_Clak 8 років тому +535

    Look I'm no psychologist, but when someone has a weird obsession/love over such mundane objects I can only think that during an incredibly bad period of their lives when they might have been abused, maybe even beaten, those were probably the objects that they were around whenever they had the chance to collect their thoughts and find peace. In the case of the fat lady she probably had a good moment whenever she could go to the fair and associated the roller coaster to that moment. The other lady would probably escape from reality by going to the backyard when she was little and the fence was the one thing she would find herself looking at in a moment of peace. Of course it's hard to tell, but it's the only thing that makes sense to me.

    • @AlekS-lx6gz
      @AlekS-lx6gz 8 років тому +17

      Damn , why did a read this

    • @flapjabvanhelsing4125
      @flapjabvanhelsing4125 8 років тому +127

      U smart

    • @satanicsalad6193
      @satanicsalad6193 8 років тому +58

      +BlakM0nkey so according to someone who watched the documentary the fence lady went through a few abusive foster families when she was young so she got attracted to objects that can't hurt her.
      and the other woman has autism and she finds inanimate objects easier to communicate with than people

    • @Cla_Clak
      @Cla_Clak 8 років тому +4

      Satanic Salad Kinda weird that she likes the fence then :/ That shit gonna rip her an extra vag.

    • @satanicsalad6193
      @satanicsalad6193 8 років тому

      BlakM0nkey idk maybe it's because the fence wasn't doing it on purpose

  • @Sal-qk5ho
    @Sal-qk5ho 8 років тому +526

    I want someone to look at me the way Hila looks at Ethan

  • @matteovasta2326
    @matteovasta2326 4 роки тому +45

    She : " I have a crush on you "
    Fox news : " woman found dead after a roller coaster gave her back some love "

  • @Lyw1234567890
    @Lyw1234567890 8 років тому +2018

    I didn't think the sexual attraction thing was actually going to be real holy shit

    • @dejismumneedonemillsubs7696
      @dejismumneedonemillsubs7696 8 років тому +2

      Lisa Wang really well that's fucked up!! but I won't judge you

    • @Alex-mv7ym
      @Alex-mv7ym 8 років тому +26

      Lisa Wang Damn Lisa lookin fine

    • @thesickstoner5808
      @thesickstoner5808 8 років тому +19

      Taylor Barton She wang the wong number

    • @Lyw1234567890
      @Lyw1234567890 8 років тому +31

      Taylor Barton thanks for helping me realize how many terrible puns I can make with my name papa bless 🙏🏼

    • @thebloodedgecrew65
      @thebloodedgecrew65 8 років тому +1

      Taylor bruh that shit makes no sense

  • @armouredskeptic
    @armouredskeptic 8 років тому +3580

    This one is legit too much for me

    • @jameshelliwell3876
      @jameshelliwell3876 8 років тому +7

      +Armoured Skeptic Surprised to see you here.

    • @JoeyLutes
      @JoeyLutes 8 років тому +24

      seeing you & shoe get together made me believe in God

    • @abobobini
      @abobobini 8 років тому +1

      +Armoured Skeptic You're not supposed to be here >:(

    • @Bustard
      @Bustard 8 років тому +3

      +Armoured Skeptic love your videos m8 notice me, didnt know you watched h3h3

    • @nmurlatt
      @nmurlatt 8 років тому +34

      do you love shoe for the narrowness of her jibs?

  • @crayoncrossing8798
    @crayoncrossing8798 7 років тому +1202

    *god left the server*

    • @sick983
      @sick983 7 років тому +22

      best comment here. lol, i thought about hanging myself with an electrical cord while watching this video.

    • @TS-nm3yx
      @TS-nm3yx 7 років тому

      Haha😂😂

    • @tacticool870
      @tacticool870 6 років тому +11

      not on my christian minecraft server

    • @ericfieldman
      @ericfieldman 6 років тому

      God threw his computer down to earth.

    • @maroonrants4005
      @maroonrants4005 6 років тому +2

      God left existence

  • @shyguy9793
    @shyguy9793 Рік тому +46

    At least we can come back to these vids

  • @scatty7995
    @scatty7995 7 років тому +3478

    N a r r o w J i b b s

    • @nishankshah4111
      @nishankshah4111 7 років тому +15

      UmbertoBJJ Videos jarrow nibbs

    • @yuehan6711
      @yuehan6711 6 років тому +24

      I like my jibbs wide

    • @dokonaut
      @dokonaut 6 років тому +7

      i looked up what it means and its spelt "Gibs" i think, it means bolts and stuff like that

    • @liampeterson2360
      @liampeterson2360 6 років тому +2

      Hell ye

    • @ldpanter8265
      @ldpanter8265 6 років тому +1

      I like my jibbs like I like my Ethan:
      t h i c c

  • @seenbe
    @seenbe 8 років тому +364

    How can a amusement park ride get girls but I can't haha

    • @seenbe
      @seenbe 8 років тому +5

      😭

    • @-KeeKooZ-
      @-KeeKooZ- 8 років тому +1

      Scorpi0
      🤣

    • @sunnypup1971
      @sunnypup1971 7 років тому

      One day

    • @mikee143
      @mikee143 7 років тому +20

      you laugh to hide your pain

    • @holololp
      @holololp 7 років тому

      Scorpi0 you can have her

  • @Faery69
    @Faery69 7 років тому +906

    Ethan and Hila are fucking cute.

  • @islapfools3282
    @islapfools3282 2 роки тому +37

    Every so often out of nowhere I’ll randomly think about “the narrowness of his jibs” and smile. Those really were some narrow jibs.

  • @ignas9218
    @ignas9218 7 років тому +445

    7:16 "She's probably over it by now. She probably regrets it."
    No, Hila. She's married to it now.

  • @darkygirl2006
    @darkygirl2006 8 років тому +3733

    i feel bad for the person filming it! xD

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 8 років тому +237

      QueenM "I've seen some shit, man..."

    • @jolly9853
      @jolly9853 8 років тому +136

      QueenM *puts down the camera now pondering about why he was brought into this world. Everything around him is a blur as the only things circling his mind is fence and theme park ride sex. His wife and children try to bring him back but it's too late, he goes out on a drive until he reaches a desert. The desert is calm and peaceful as the sound of his car and wind fill his ears finally bring him back. As Ted looks over he sees a fence themed park, a single tear falls from his eyes* "why me" * let's go of the stirring wheel letting the car lead his way as it slowly swerves of the road into an electrical post*

    • @darkygirl2006
      @darkygirl2006 8 років тому +1

      Soviet Owl LMAO!!!!! i believe that what happened to him xD

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 8 років тому +7

      QueenM Fence porn

    • @zach9886
      @zach9886 8 років тому +4

      Soviet Owl wait...he stirred it?..like, with a spoon? he's gotta be bat shit crazy

  • @jackblake3410
    @jackblake3410 7 років тому +276

    god stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he created.

    • @kusogemucard7232
      @kusogemucard7232 7 років тому +5

      Underrated comment.

    • @adamstuart2760
      @adamstuart2760 7 років тому +1

      Steve Buscemi

    • @jayzell3687
      @jayzell3687 7 років тому +1

      Cinematic masterpiece if I do say so myself

    • @evrymanta
      @evrymanta 7 років тому +2

      Jack Blake
      Jesus: Dad? I’m sorry for saving the human race...

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 5 років тому +458

    Me and my dark sense of humour, I'm just imagining all of those theme park rides going to a group therapy session and telling each other where the lady touched them.

    • @aysaramos09
      @aysaramos09 5 років тому +16

      They need to make a Animated movie about it.. Lol Someone call Seth Rogen ASAP..

    • @aysaramos09
      @aysaramos09 5 років тому +1

      🤣😂🤣😂😂🤘🖤

    • @aceboogie8986
      @aceboogie8986 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂👍👍

    • @itchyballsack9132
      @itchyballsack9132 4 роки тому

      I shall draw this now

    • @EXbobomb
      @EXbobomb 4 роки тому +1

      All I could think was "I get the feeling the rides aren't enjoying this as much as she is"

  • @candy-stars
    @candy-stars 7 років тому +1749

    I want hila to know she's appreciated

    • @chadd990
      @chadd990 7 років тому +58

      then you should donate to their patreon.

    • @candy-stars
      @candy-stars 7 років тому +21

      Hey Guys, This Is My New Name good idea, I'll see if I can. I hope it goes to helping them make more awesome content.

    • @charliedawson4877
      @charliedawson4877 7 років тому +18

      Smooth

    • @OGFerlz
      @OGFerlz 6 років тому +6

      become an official Hila Kleiner!

    • @Cyba_IT_NZ
      @Cyba_IT_NZ 6 років тому +10

      Ikr, Ethan should've said "my rush is sitting right next to me"

  • @noahkuehn3708
    @noahkuehn3708 7 років тому +1258

    Did the ride give consent though?

    • @Hahnbros
      @Hahnbros 7 років тому +49

      Noah Kuehn if it goes around then yes

    • @varuns1163
      @varuns1163 7 років тому +26

      You mean the (b)ride?

    • @Names_buck
      @Names_buck 7 років тому

      thats what i was thinking, it can't verbally give consent

    • @dom-ru5cc
      @dom-ru5cc 7 років тому +17

      It doesn't matter, all sex is rape

    • @annabelleleonard5486
      @annabelleleonard5486 7 років тому +14

      ENTHUSIASTIC consent

  • @vagabond8460
    @vagabond8460 6 років тому +346

    Imma go to Universal and moan loudly on the Rocket Ride and scream “take me to the edge” in honor of these brave soldiers

    • @googlefuckedupyoutube
      @googlefuckedupyoutube 6 років тому +3

      I identify as a rocket ride too. Lick me

    • @giannakelly2011
      @giannakelly2011 6 років тому +7

      No scream I want your liquids over and over until the ride is over

    • @OfficialPrincePie
      @OfficialPrincePie 6 років тому +1

      IS THIS JOHN WICK FROM SEMIPOPULAR GAME FORTNITE?!

  • @laurihalttunen6442
    @laurihalttunen6442 5 років тому +23

    I cry tears of joy when i hear their old intro.

  • @dog2799
    @dog2799 7 років тому +343

    This is why aliens don't come to earth

    • @RAKITHA9
      @RAKITHA9 7 років тому +11

      Dog ? aliens are afraid of getting themselves and their spaceships raped by humans

    • @zuzu1524
      @zuzu1524 7 років тому +3

      And also why God doesn’t talk to us anymore.

    • @evrymanta
      @evrymanta 7 років тому +11

      Dog ? Aliens: Ok, let’s see what planet we should conquer next. Hmm... Let’s see what Earth has to offer.
      *Pulls up this video*
      Aliens: .....Oh..... Uhhh.... Hey, Phil! Is Mars still free?

  • @juliamcalister8655
    @juliamcalister8655 5 років тому +1041

    Anyone else ENRAGED that Erika is cheating on the Eiffel tower with a fence??

    • @Pseudo_Nymph_94
      @Pseudo_Nymph_94 5 років тому +100

      It's to be expected after her little affair with the Berlin Wall 😤 lmao

    • @danielnagy9717
      @danielnagy9717 5 років тому +13

      They have an open relationship. This video will answer your questions: m.ua-cam.com/video/GepsXclonNU/v-deo.html

    • @JohannesVanDerStuyvebode
      @JohannesVanDerStuyvebode 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, what the hell

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 роки тому +2

      What the FUCK?!?!

    • @leylaahmed6903
      @leylaahmed6903 4 роки тому +2

      The Eiffel Tower deserves better 😤

  • @pikachuvlogs2.073
    @pikachuvlogs2.073 7 років тому +786

    Is that brick wall behind u single 😍😍 ;)

    • @xtreamdream439
      @xtreamdream439 6 років тому +1

      69 likes good job

    • @daniaslkovne3186
      @daniaslkovne3186 6 років тому +1

      Ikr daaammmnn 👄👄😍😍🤗🤗🤗😩😉👺😉😩💕🤗🤗🤗😂😂❤️❤️🙏😁😋😋😩😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥

    • @waitedfuzzbal2179
      @waitedfuzzbal2179 6 років тому +6

      pikachu vlogs 2.0 forget the brick wall look at those beanies 😍😍😍

    • @shitposterextraordinaire6680
      @shitposterextraordinaire6680 6 років тому

      I want to gloryhole that hot ass wall 🍆🍆🍆🌋🌋🌋

    • @joselynlopez6177
      @joselynlopez6177 6 років тому

      pikachu vlogs 2.0 fuckkkkk 😂

  • @braydenbronstein1190
    @braydenbronstein1190 5 років тому +306

    I refuse to believe that this is real. It can’t be. Nothing on TLC can possibly be real.
    Please, don’t be real.

    • @themessenger2948
      @themessenger2948 4 роки тому +2

      Real.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 роки тому +1

      Ohhh yeah, there’s tons of fucked up people out there.....😂

    • @PTS156
      @PTS156 4 роки тому +11

      What’s so hard to believe? U ever just look at an amusement park ride and think, “I want your fluids”

    • @irenaevs
      @irenaevs 4 роки тому +3

      please be fake tlc

    • @amshin6652
      @amshin6652 4 роки тому

      @@PTS156 Exactly. I don't see why people are making such a big deal over this. I thought it was normal 🤷

  • @MundaneMuser
    @MundaneMuser 8 років тому +468

    This is part of a documentary of people (women) sexually attracted to inanimate objects. One woman was attracted to the Berlin Wall and another woman was attracted to a sword and a bow (and won multiple medals at the Olympics in archery). If I remember correctly, these people were regularly abused when they were growing up, and there's an extremely small number of them in the world (less than 50).

    • @Wabbaaajack
      @Wabbaaajack 8 років тому +57

      There's a man in love with his car.

    • @MundaneMuser
      @MundaneMuser 8 років тому +1

      Kevin Pickens Mostly women though. Point taken.

    • @KevinoftheHorde
      @KevinoftheHorde 8 років тому +55

      +Kevin Pickens and now his kids get 15 miles to the gallon

    • @Wabbaaajack
      @Wabbaaajack 8 років тому +3

      Kevin James Genius, that was truly amazing

    • @daltont3878
      @daltont3878 8 років тому +17

      +Kevin Pickens Are you sexually attracted to that comment?

  • @HikaruGunner
    @HikaruGunner 7 років тому +2187

    I have to say I'm on the fence on this one...

  • @spastik6852
    @spastik6852 8 років тому +91

    Ethan: "man I wish I could get a rush from something like these people do."
    Hila:"yea...."

    • @ryleebull2304
      @ryleebull2304 8 років тому +34

      Spastik haha they did say that! very hilarious and creative can mment

  • @ryanmagee908
    @ryanmagee908 5 років тому +21

    Man that lady brought a whole new meaning to "sitting on the fence"

  • @777stepankin3
    @777stepankin3 6 років тому +471

    Imagine if she would get back to normal again and her future partner asked her about her past relationships

    • @aovcarrd9080
      @aovcarrd9080 5 років тому +24

      777stepankin she married the rollercoaster in 2017

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 5 років тому +22

      Kumamin X
      Aww. I can't wait to see their cute little mixed babies!

    • @rayonmanogue7209
      @rayonmanogue7209 4 роки тому +5

      Her future partners are probably carousels and log flumes

  • @ANTIcoFilms
    @ANTIcoFilms 8 років тому +733

    Jeez... I thought you were joking about the sexual thing

  • @MythicalRedFox
    @MythicalRedFox 8 років тому +362

    How wonderful; a world where human and omnic can live as equals!

  • @ToriKo_
    @ToriKo_ Рік тому +15

    Wow. I literally gasped from the nostalgia from the intro

  • @warmtetrapod
    @warmtetrapod 7 років тому +2754

    This makes furries look like gods

    • @pomodoro27-m7g
      @pomodoro27-m7g 7 років тому +105

      God church

    • @bruh01100
      @bruh01100 7 років тому +46

      +Freeia Bree do you mean god fence?

    • @jongab2761
      @jongab2761 7 років тому +29

      This comments made my day.

    • @primarchsanguinius
      @primarchsanguinius 7 років тому +7

      Kush Boi Thanks

    • @SimHarrison
      @SimHarrison 7 років тому +38

      Well furries aren't fetishists so yeah, obviously.

  • @lewisa7325
    @lewisa7325 7 років тому +1363

    wonder how she feels about people riding her "husband"

    • @judgejudyslover
      @judgejudyslover 7 років тому +63

      Lewis Armstrong she doesn't get jealous apparently. (It's in an article)

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 7 років тому +23

      It kinda gives "You keep spinning round me just the same" a higher meaning.
      She thinks this coaster IS the center of the Universe.

    • @dillonakaeduardo1732
      @dillonakaeduardo1732 7 років тому +52

      I rode him right in front of her, she didn't really care 🤷 I'm not even joking I swear to God that's the woman who operated it when I rode it

    • @baditudedude
      @baditudedude 7 років тому +6

      She's a 'swinger' XD

    • @thatoneguyfizz6315
      @thatoneguyfizz6315 7 років тому +1

      Lewis A "he" is cheating on her

  • @Zer0Zer0Inc
    @Zer0Zer0Inc 8 років тому +990

    sorry guys I copyrighted theme parks, you gotta upload this video to my new theme park world channel

    • @ryankenny3160
      @ryankenny3160 8 років тому +2

      IM DYING

    • @tolmat
      @tolmat 8 років тому +1

      I like it

    • @Gilbertify1
      @Gilbertify1 8 років тому +20

      Original meme. Never heard this before.

    • @Devin-pw7qw
      @Devin-pw7qw 8 років тому

      +Ryan Kenny Call 911!

    • @Zer0Zer0Inc
      @Zer0Zer0Inc 8 років тому +2

      +Gilbertify proud of you

  • @OpticSkies
    @OpticSkies Рік тому +8

    Only after having watched the first minute thirty, it’s crazy seeing how far Hila and Ethan have come.

  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid1418 8 років тому +3789

    how do we know the ride is ok with it?

    • @jamswiz
      @jamswiz 8 років тому +105

      Khalid Alamer if I was the ride I'd be like ew get this stinky weirdo offa me

    • @NoahTheEpicPro
      @NoahTheEpicPro 8 років тому +141

      Khalid Alamer ALL U HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 7 років тому +60

      it's only rape when the female is the victim

    • @ikhalid1418
      @ikhalid1418 7 років тому +140

      did you just assume both of their gender's?

    • @nerdyslim4824
      @nerdyslim4824 7 років тому +45

      Khalid Alamer all you had to do was follow the damn train cj

  • @ShadowMancer97
    @ShadowMancer97 8 років тому +230

    I work at an amusement park and I can't even imagine what the maintenance guys would say to that chick if they found her doing that to a ride...

    • @ShadowMancer97
      @ShadowMancer97 8 років тому +91

      Safety issues are through the roof!

  • @Rafael-ok1tg
    @Rafael-ok1tg 7 років тому +891

    I got confused as to how someone can love something so cold and merciless.. then I remember I was with my ex for 8 years

  • @koricthegreatwashedupfight9088
    @koricthegreatwashedupfight9088 5 років тому +25

    I died when they cut to the lady sitting on the fence

  • @RinLockhart
    @RinLockhart 8 років тому +356

    I would have loved to sit at a bar with the camera man.

    • @Werlerfer
      @Werlerfer 8 років тому +18

      League of Un-Serious Gentlemen Poor Harry. He will never recover

    • @SRLovesPandas1
      @SRLovesPandas1 7 років тому +26

      Rin Lockhart *sips drink* Rough day at work, huh?

    • @iNSoMaRi
      @iNSoMaRi 7 років тому +3

      Right next to him/her is the editor.

  • @bartvanriel6767
    @bartvanriel6767 7 років тому +968

    I'm on the fence about this

  • @PelvicGaming
    @PelvicGaming 8 років тому +1943

    Ethan: I can poop on you.
    Hila: *laughs*
    Note, she did not say no....

  • @jennjones252
    @jennjones252 4 роки тому +7

    I know this is old and everything. But I love how Ethan always listens to Hila

  • @dillpickle5612
    @dillpickle5612 7 років тому +717

    dude, this kid in my class would look up pictures of trains and railroad tracks and just quietly moan. like the little ooHH every ten seconds... it was interesting.

    • @spencergrout6320
      @spencergrout6320 7 років тому +83

      Dill Pickle send pics

    • @Andre-zi1gb
      @Andre-zi1gb 7 років тому +27

      Is it a guy or a girl?

    • @matthewvillarreal3982
      @matthewvillarreal3982 7 років тому +54

      Is it sheldon cooper

    • @durkdiggler1638
      @durkdiggler1638 7 років тому +11

      Dill Pickle he's what we call a "foamer".

    • @same9969
      @same9969 6 років тому +21

      Dill Pickle There is someone who does that in my history class too wtf. He also has a collection of over 150 model trains.

  • @insertjokehere1485
    @insertjokehere1485 8 років тому +230

    Most of the time I never give it to a fence on the first date
    Oh I'm always so defensive

    • @Fialinhow
      @Fialinhow 8 років тому +1

      +Para-DTube no offence but you're weird

    • @smexyvigoro
      @smexyvigoro 8 років тому +2

      +Para-DTube Ask the potion seller for a remedy.

    • @skilledartist2373
      @skilledartist2373 8 років тому +12

      I'm usually on the fence about it.

    • @MrJackhammer51
      @MrJackhammer51 8 років тому

      +Para-DTube *defenceve

  • @NatalieNightwolf
    @NatalieNightwolf 8 років тому +3905

    That fence looks like a fuckboy, be careful girl, you might regret it

  • @pisser98
    @pisser98 8 років тому +427

    easy, put a condom over a picket of the fence, takes care of the splinters

    • @pisser98
      @pisser98 8 років тому +72

      +WereSquatch you spelled everyday wrong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @sednabold859
      @sednabold859 8 років тому +1

      +a_wandering_silhouette
      LIFE HACKS OOOHH YEEEAAHH

    • @stilld.r.e7126
      @stilld.r.e7126 8 років тому +8

      That's offencev

    • @joanthemad5894
      @joanthemad5894 8 років тому +1

      I wonder if she likes splinters

    • @bookplate
      @bookplate 8 років тому

      +Liv Bjurfjäll fuck u

  • @deanwalker6262
    @deanwalker6262 4 роки тому +7

    I almost pissed my pants at 13:11 when it cuts to the woman walking by the rollercoaster and says, “I love you”, and immediately afterward, it cuts to Ethan and Hila again with Ethan like, “okay....”
    I don’t even think they meant that but it’s the way it just comes off, priceless.

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 8 років тому +2088

    my jib has some serious girth, which I regard as a distinct asset
    BTW Ethan I want ur fluids

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 8 років тому +52

      I ship it

    • @fuzealti6382
      @fuzealti6382 8 років тому +11

      +noisepuppet 9:54 The face of "Pleasure"

    • @kasane1337
      @kasane1337 8 років тому +12

      +noisepuppet I want your fluids.
      And especially your poops.

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 8 років тому +8

      +noisepuppet the rollercoaster love I can understand, but with the fence? how do you pick which pole? don't they get jealous? just sounds a little ridiculous by that point...no OFfence (get it, get it?)

    • @fuzealti6382
      @fuzealti6382 8 років тому

      Jacob Peters Lol

  • @chinchilla0708
    @chinchilla0708 7 років тому +230

    But roller coasters can't consent

  • @adfl7790
    @adfl7790 7 років тому +2717

    It makes you wonder if these people are genuine or just hungry for attention.

    • @Circaman8
      @Circaman8 7 років тому +287

      adfstuff she married the fucking ride

    • @Comrade_mommy
      @Comrade_mommy 7 років тому +330

      From what I understand it's a weird brain thing that makes some ppl see inanimate objects as romantic and sexual partners. They legit fall in love bc their brain sees the inanimate object the way humans see other humans . It's really weird but apparently there's an explanation

    • @andydickturd4765
      @andydickturd4765 7 років тому +61

      Meth. Not even Once.

    • @tansy3675
      @tansy3675 7 років тому +84

      I think she was touched as a kid

    • @flaming0sniper0
      @flaming0sniper0 7 років тому +51

      adfstuff id fuck a fence for attention

  • @Nick-lj5jc
    @Nick-lj5jc 5 років тому +63

    Its gonna suck when it starts rusting

  • @gezademeter1636
    @gezademeter1636 6 років тому +318

    thats defintly enough internet for me today

    • @BD52Ravens
      @BD52Ravens 6 років тому +1

      Your right off to 6 flags I go with my season pass... I want your fluids

    • @egobrain
      @egobrain 5 років тому

      for sure, you should learn how to spell instead

    • @cheechunlimited
      @cheechunlimited 5 років тому +1

      @@egobrain you should be more worried about the fact that the woman in the video is a psychotic bitch

    • @ryomashouta5046
      @ryomashouta5046 5 років тому

      @Spider -Man drink some Pepsi you're not your self right now spooder man