In Love with a Theme Park Ride
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- Опубліковано 31 січ 2016
- A couple of nutty ladies love inanimate objects, not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Going to the amusement park (GONE SEXUAL)
(Gone Wrong) Ft. SoFloAntonio Social Experiment
(Just joined the Jihad?)
Aww yeah gimme that hydraulic fluid
+Chub And Tuck that was dankalicious af
+Chub And Tuck -amusement- abusement park
This ferris wheel is just the right height. No ladder required.
+Valter Östberg JTRH-NLR
+Valter Östberg JRHNLR
Some people can't handle Ferris wheel, I can!
Nagato Kira You smart
+Valter Östberg no bucket required
What's your sexuality?
Me: Idk I'm pretty on the fence about it
10:10
🤣😂🤣😂
Nice one yogi bear, great moves, keep it up.
10/10
12:56
Hila: I guess I've just never felt that rush.
Ethan: *laughs* _[Screams Internally]_
Lol 🤣
@@scythe312 but can you be the one on whom is pooped?
ethan: *nervous chuckle* "Im in danger"
ethan said it first lol, i bet she screamed inside too
That fence looks like a fuckboy, be careful girl, you might regret it
Fencist
Kayden Keller LMAO
+Natalie Nightwolf I think you can say she is a bit on the fence.
+Sir Cumalot OOOOOOOOOHHH!
+Natalie Nightwolf "fuckboy" ... wha?
So instead of STD's, this girl just gets tetanus
Good thing they have a shot for that.
+rawrberrys or just use a rubber
The first cure for STDs
loooooooool
technically still an STD since it was transmitted sexually
ethan: i think it’s a woman
hila: no u don’t.
I’m just realizing this now. I go to that amusement park every summer. Ive been on that ride multiple times. How do I disinfect myself.
I suggest acid
bathe in one part bleach to 30 gallons of holy water 👌
She was underneath fingering its hole the whole time, so as long as you were in the seat you should be STD free
How were those gibs
this is the kind of dirty that you can't disinfect yourself from
This makes furries look like gods
God church
+Freeia Bree do you mean god fence?
This comments made my day.
Kush Boi Thanks
Well furries aren't fetishists so yeah, obviously.
Gibby from iCarly really let himself go.
More like Jibby amirite
Dawson Beatbox ok that was clever
Dawson Beatbox don't you ever say that again, Gibby is too precious for those horrible jibs.
Still in there with the sick burns.
I swear that is really him
I'm in my 50's, and I'm not old enough to see this. That second woman brought up a whole new meaning for the word 'fencing'. 😬
The fence lady was honorably discharged from the Canadian Air Force. She was an officer going through pilot training. She was sexually assaulted by one of her fellow cadets, left the program and ultimately, the military as well. I think now, she is like a professional archer and is often in archery competitions.
Wow that's rough....
And her first inanimate boyfriend actually was her bow
Evey Evolves would love to hear the details
How about some proof please?
Probably for the best. Military trained pilots are awful.
People literally want to fuck everything these days.
+Puggy 117 like TR-8R
They always did... but the Internet lets you find them.
Except other humans
Except me lol
+Puggy 117 wanna fuuck
I regret picking this username now.
😂😂😂😂
XDDDDD
You have nice jibbs
Gotta give you that 69 likes lmao
You were born in the jibs. I was molded by the jibs, changed into the man you see today.
She cant decide wether she likes men or women. Shes on the fence.
😂
Literally Imao
😂😂😂
Not gonna lie, I’m binge rewatching all these videos (again), and I have concluded that Ethan and Hila was not only better than H3H3, at the time it was maybe the best channel on UA-cam by a considerable distance. They all still hold up so well, and there will likely not be something like it again sadly
You're right and it's sad. There will never be another Ethan and Hila like this.
Good to hear, I've been purposely not watching ethan and hila because I was scared of being disappointed
@Jai Rey geez
@@ilikepigeons6101 bti
@@jamallewis260 what does that mean?
i feel bad for the person filming it! xD
QueenM "I've seen some shit, man..."
QueenM *puts down the camera now pondering about why he was brought into this world. Everything around him is a blur as the only things circling his mind is fence and theme park ride sex. His wife and children try to bring him back but it's too late, he goes out on a drive until he reaches a desert. The desert is calm and peaceful as the sound of his car and wind fill his ears finally bring him back. As Ted looks over he sees a fence themed park, a single tear falls from his eyes* "why me" * let's go of the stirring wheel letting the car lead his way as it slowly swerves of the road into an electrical post*
Soviet Owl LMAO!!!!! i believe that what happened to him xD
QueenM Fence porn
Soviet Owl wait...he stirred it?..like, with a spoon? he's gotta be bat shit crazy
5:57 "I want your fluids, i want your fluids" wtf😂😂
She wants the oil XD
She wants the jib.
END ME
"Sexual Attraction" The Iron-y
Let's just be glad that the roller coaster isn't the one with the screw loose
They got married wtf is this world
RyanoSlayer 99 someone came back just like I did
married!!!!
So is the ride the bride or the groom??
Hannah Kleber groom
I bet the fence was the best man
I'm running out of h3 vids to watch
Patrick Adams
same
Patrick Adams Yep the only resort is Ethan and Hila
Areena i found out about h3's channel yesterday and already almost exhausted the Ethan and Hila
\myprogram /
Wutchu mean? Ohh I got u fam u probably been watchin them 2 days straight
\myprogram / Same, once I found out about this channel I went ham 😂
“I want your fluids, I want your fluids” *puts down my Ramen Noodles*
At least we can come back to these vids
What a rush this video was!
I love how your hat looks in this one babe
heyyyyy
+Ethan and Hila Hi dad
+Ethan and Hila You're both beautiful. Bless you.
+Ethan and Hila RIDE*
Jeez... I thought you were joking about the sexual thing
me too 😭
She : " I have a crush on you "
Fox news : " woman found dead after a roller coaster gave her back some love "
"I have to say there's a lot of physical stuff going on right now," says lady literally strattling a fence.
how do we know the ride is ok with it?
Khalid Alamer if I was the ride I'd be like ew get this stinky weirdo offa me
Khalid Alamer ALL U HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
it's only rape when the female is the victim
did you just assume both of their gender's?
Khalid Alamer all you had to do was follow the damn train cj
whole new meaning to pimp my ride
Jerry Tang LMFAO 😂😂😂
Jerry Tang You sir, are a genius
Jerry Tang u mean piiiiiiiiimp my ride
Ayyyyy
Every so often out of nowhere I’ll randomly think about “the narrowness of his jibs” and smile. Those really were some narrow jibs.
I refuse to believe that this is real. It can’t be. Nothing on TLC can possibly be real.
Please, don’t be real.
Real.
Ohhh yeah, there’s tons of fucked up people out there.....😂
What’s so hard to believe? U ever just look at an amusement park ride and think, “I want your fluids”
please be fake tlc
@@PTS156 Exactly. I don't see why people are making such a big deal over this. I thought it was normal 🤷
*i want your fluids*
*i want your fluids*
*i want your fluids*
*i want your fluids*
*i want your fluids*
give me your fluids
ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER
Ive been on that ride and to that amusement park
Jimbo Animations Do you feel violated?
@@giannakelly2011 not anymore
Nut away
I've never been so soft in my life
I don't want to ruin the 69 likes
Megan Ramos me on every comment 😂
My dick became a vagina
EDIT: Never mind, I saw Ethan's THICC body, it came back out
My dick retracted inside my own body!!!11!
I've never been so hard in my life.
I cry tears of joy when i hear their old intro.
Wow. I literally gasped from the nostalgia from the intro
Roller Coaster Tycoon XXX
gone sexy
its a me mario Gone Oily
Rollercoaster Tycoon 5 (GONE SEXUAL)
lol going down town
Wow this comment has 69 likes. The irony
Still better than fucking horses tbh.
NeonBlackHeartAttack hevonen
NeonBlackHeartAttack car ride death horse
iisak hollmen ponipas
Sadly no, no I don't. :(
....Did you just assume my gender?
I died when they cut to the lady sitting on the fence
Its gonna suck when it starts rusting
thicc dog it won’t stop her suck
Love lasts long, but you know what lasts longer? Tetanus
Would you look at that, even a fence gets more action than me.
hahaha....sigh
Scooby Snurks the ride gets ass from normal people too
Man, rides get SO much ass.
Cretium Probably because of your profilepicture...
Maxi Berger If it was an anime picture, you would have made a point, but it's literally nothing more than a dot.
"she's probably over it now"
*gets married to it in 2017*
SERIOUSLY?
lolol yep
i saw that on the news and thought of this video lol
lydia rouse Actual article:
Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports
“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.
Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”
Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.
Doug Jones I really don't even know what to say lol. That's insane. I guess I'm happy for her?
“She’s to old for that shit” is the most savage thing Hila ever said 12:25
This is like watching a home video of someone you loved who passed away...
missed this old type of content
Ethan and Hila are fucking cute.
Lol why 1st reply
Gleamee Are cute. *ARE*
Gleamee im confused
Like I didn't hear that a million times...
Oh god... she will ride the ride
Cameron Rosenthal Probably one of the best puns in this comments section
oh lord
Man that lady brought a whole new meaning to "sitting on the fence"
Me and my dark sense of humour, I'm just imagining all of those theme park rides going to a group therapy session and telling each other where the lady touched them.
They need to make a Animated movie about it.. Lol Someone call Seth Rogen ASAP..
🤣😂🤣😂😂🤘🖤
😂😂😂👍👍
I shall draw this now
All I could think was "I get the feeling the rides aren't enjoying this as much as she is"
i wonder if she gets mad seeing other people go on the ride
Maybe they have an open relationship.
As someone who goes to the park this was shot in frequently, the ride is almost at full capacity every time it runs, and usually lasts about 2 minutes. I don’t know exactly how many people the ride holds.
The ride is such a gold digger I swear! Ugh! She should just break up with it!
@@phuckEuo ha, gay
Borealis do u think she says “ no stop ur not riding it right”
This is amusement park is 45 minutes away from my house and I use to go there every summer, this just fucking ruined the place for me lmao
Matt Horchler Ayyyy 570 represent
Matt Horchler I know, right? Now that I know it's taken its just too sad for me to go there. I hope that beautiful steed of a woman knows how lucky she is.
Matt Horchler SAME
For the past two years they've had a sign up on that ride saying it's waiting for parts from Europe
Knoebels
Anyone else here 'cuz the algo has started recommending these classics from watching HIla's vlogs?
Takes me back.
The narrowness of his jibs.
Only after having watched the first minute thirty, it’s crazy seeing how far Hila and Ethan have come.
You're noble.
You're proud.
You're strong.
I appreciate that.
+Mileysaurus Rex your profile picture makes me want to hang myself
+Garrett Kelly Same
ANOTHER ONE.
+Jeric Gambon Another one!
+Mileysaurus Rex Damnit you beat me to it haha!!
when it cut to the scene where she was sitting on the fence i burst out laughing
Evan Cannon OMG SAME!
Evan Cannon Splinters in the vag.
Evan Cannon There was a Scandinavian chick who fucked a red fence.
Ditto
Her whole face, well half her face was blushing like half a school-girl...
This ride was at Knoebel's Amusement Park in Elysburg PA. It has been dismantled and gone to recycling. She can no longer ever embrace this ride again. She'll need to find another ride to love.
I come back to this video every once in a while
The engineers who made that ride never thought of someone wanting to have sex with it
Oh, they knew what they were doing. Look how it’s dressed. It was asking for it.
They knew what they were doing when they designed those jibs.
GorillaMan He*
Coca - Cola yes they did
Inconsiderate assholes
I have friends who work at this theme park and “I want your fluids” is a total meme there
Kyle Chastulik knoebels is the best 😂
What do the jibs feel like in real life?
@Kyle Chastulik WAIT IS IT FUCKING Knoebels? i will never look at that theme part the same again..... or that fence
Oh shit, me neither. To think I loved that park so much lol it hurts to see it in this light...
www.knoebels.com/rides/1001-nacht
5:40 I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing this or having this visual.....and I would have been okay.
Agreed.....asf
Sort by new for maximum fallen fan cope. 😂
It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.
this made me laugh so hard haha
And as in leave you mean, speeding off of a cliff
Best comment 😅👍👍
He better leave before he gets fucked too.
wonder how she feels about people riding her "husband"
Lewis Armstrong she doesn't get jealous apparently. (It's in an article)
It kinda gives "You keep spinning round me just the same" a higher meaning.
She thinks this coaster IS the center of the Universe.
I rode him right in front of her, she didn't really care 🤷 I'm not even joking I swear to God that's the woman who operated it when I rode it
She's a 'swinger' XD
Lewis A "he" is cheating on her
I miss these videos
"They're nice people I don't want to put them on blast too hard" proceeds to put them on blast for the next 14 minutes.
This relationship has its own ups and downs.
Winner
Fail..
*clap*
You're awesome.
HA
sorry guys I copyrighted theme parks, you gotta upload this video to my new theme park world channel
IM DYING
I like it
Original meme. Never heard this before.
+Ryan Kenny Call 911!
+Gilbertify proud of you
This was the first vid I saw from you guys, still love it! I think I’ve seen almost every video and podcast since this vid. Keep up the great work, you guys are my favorite creators.
I know this is old and everything. But I love how Ethan always listens to Hila
I want someone to look at me the way Hila looks at Ethan
Sheesh me too
I want to wear ethans face while Hila looks at me
me too, your comment is too real lol
Franky Boy I know. Thank you. May papa John bless you
I gotchu fam
"now fences...are pretty dope."
-Hila, 2016
Maggie Nicholl at least her comment was o-FENCE-ive
Maggie Nicholl oh you wrote dope and your on 420 likes no one like say it can be dank
Maggie Nicholl lol
they're not seasonal
Ah yes, its time to rewatch all the h3h3 vids
I almost pissed my pants at 13:11 when it cuts to the woman walking by the rollercoaster and says, “I love you”, and immediately afterward, it cuts to Ethan and Hila again with Ethan like, “okay....”
I don’t even think they meant that but it’s the way it just comes off, priceless.
☐ Boy
☐ Girl
☒ Rollycoaster
Lol
Lol i was gonna click on it
Liar fuck
I don't get it
Roller coaster*
At first I was on the fence about this one, but love is quite the roller coaster
Bethany Kosacek ... -.- well that was quite cringeworthy as well :D
That is offence-sive
Emile Verwaaijen o-fence-ive
Emile Verwaaijen Nice one😅
Fuck you bethany, and fuck all these bethany supporters
*ThE nArRoWnEsS oF hIs JiBs*
10:29 "I don't think iam old enough to watch this stuff" 😂
my jib has some serious girth, which I regard as a distinct asset
BTW Ethan I want ur fluids
I ship it
+noisepuppet 9:54 The face of "Pleasure"
+noisepuppet I want your fluids.
And especially your poops.
+noisepuppet the rollercoaster love I can understand, but with the fence? how do you pick which pole? don't they get jealous? just sounds a little ridiculous by that point...no OFfence (get it, get it?)
Jacob Peters Lol
Look I'm no psychologist, but when someone has a weird obsession/love over such mundane objects I can only think that during an incredibly bad period of their lives when they might have been abused, maybe even beaten, those were probably the objects that they were around whenever they had the chance to collect their thoughts and find peace. In the case of the fat lady she probably had a good moment whenever she could go to the fair and associated the roller coaster to that moment. The other lady would probably escape from reality by going to the backyard when she was little and the fence was the one thing she would find herself looking at in a moment of peace. Of course it's hard to tell, but it's the only thing that makes sense to me.
Damn , why did a read this
U smart
+BlakM0nkey so according to someone who watched the documentary the fence lady went through a few abusive foster families when she was young so she got attracted to objects that can't hurt her.
and the other woman has autism and she finds inanimate objects easier to communicate with than people
Satanic Salad Kinda weird that she likes the fence then :/ That shit gonna rip her an extra vag.
BlakM0nkey idk maybe it's because the fence wasn't doing it on purpose
Miss them so much 😢
I'm listening to this with my friend on our road trip and we are cracking up. Never gets old
what are you doing hANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS IN MARCH OR APRIL 2020 omgggg
socIAL DAISIEBWIKWance
jk
Can you imagine the guy that has to maintain that fence. It looks pristine. He just turns up the next day washing it with a sponge crying
Omg nooooooooo
Well good thing at least it was raining.
Voltage Digital HAHAHAHA DEAD💀
chas farthing is the sponge crying or is he crying
Ramen Noodles probably both
easy, put a condom over a picket of the fence, takes care of the splinters
+WereSquatch you spelled everyday wrong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+a_wandering_silhouette
LIFE HACKS OOOHH YEEEAAHH
That's offencev
I wonder if she likes splinters
+Liv Bjurfjäll fuck u
Imagine the cameraman trying to remain professional and keep a straight face
When the face of fence's lady said 🇵🇱 I felt that
"So proud, so noble, so strong"
so inanimate.
Hunter Hoehn SO M E T A L
I didn't think the sexual attraction thing was actually going to be real holy shit
Lisa Wang really well that's fucked up!! but I won't judge you
Lisa Wang Damn Lisa lookin fine
Taylor Barton She wang the wong number
Taylor Barton thanks for helping me realize how many terrible puns I can make with my name papa bless 🙏🏼
Taylor bruh that shit makes no sense
The ride operator be like "when I said you could 'ride' the attraction I didn't mean it like that."
I miss this Ethan Klein.
This is part of a documentary of people (women) sexually attracted to inanimate objects. One woman was attracted to the Berlin Wall and another woman was attracted to a sword and a bow (and won multiple medals at the Olympics in archery). If I remember correctly, these people were regularly abused when they were growing up, and there's an extremely small number of them in the world (less than 50).
There's a man in love with his car.
Kevin Pickens Mostly women though. Point taken.
+Kevin Pickens and now his kids get 15 miles to the gallon
Kevin James Genius, that was truly amazing
+Kevin Pickens Are you sexually attracted to that comment?
But roller coasters can't consent
well not with that attitude
Roller-rape
Ethan: Where's my rush?
Hila: am I a joke to you?
Ethan - *"No I think its a woman"*
Hila - *"no you don't"*
I did not have sexual relations with that fence
ms fewinsky
HellishDonkey I did nooooot
A fence cannot give oil facials
"And I would like to get to know this fence better."
Hila: "How do you do that?"
Hila is a riot! She's my spirit animal.
I guess she could paint it
she looks so done too lmao
4:57 thank you honestly, that was what we needed
I have never laughed so hard in my life no lie. 🤣😂 I can't breathe
I have to say I'm on the fence on this one...
stop
João Maia same. I mean I got a little wiggle I think.
Felipe não, Portugal. Have a sodie pop on me.
ninguem se chama maia
Literally
Most of the time I never give it to a fence on the first date
Oh I'm always so defensive
+Para-DTube no offence but you're weird
+Para-DTube Ask the potion seller for a remedy.
I'm usually on the fence about it.
+Para-DTube *defenceve
The lady sitting on the fence got me, was not expecting that 🤣
I gotta say the transition from girl one sniffing and kissing on a hunk of metal, then cutting to girl two straight up riding the fence had me in tears.