The Honest Gold Digger
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2018
- Anfisa and Jorge are a modern day love story that will not soon be forgotten. Thank you TLC for the educational content.
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Get him on the podcast
2018: She's a goldiger. 2020: He's a simp.
I THINK HE LIKES BEING TORTURED 😅
Both are true lol
Hahaah fair point
Fax
Where have we come too? That's so sad..
Her: I’m only here for your money
Him: I get this weird feeling like you’re only here for my money
Just having suspicions... I'm not sure why I have them.
@@schuesslerlauren but it is true , isn't it
Yay 666th like!
Anfisa may be a legitimate gold digger, but at the end of the day, she never lied about it and presented it up front.
For sure. He knew what he is getting himself into and still wanted her.
@@Notjimmymaio He is a simp what do you expect
@Ancient Skies No.. that's just youtube videos. A gold digger just wants money
She either is the biggest snake that target certain giga insecure simp or a flat out idiot that think being honest about it is hot
She earns money herself, George never gave her anything. He went to jail, won a bikini contest, got a car, graduated. That's not a definition of a gold digger.
I swear i see a fedora on this guys head even though he's not wearing one.
Who
@wordy Jorge
On Ethan? Lmfao I can see that 100000%
@@TylerMcKinney No i meant that simp guy from the show 😄
What you talking about he is wearing one?
I mean, in this case Anfisa isn't playing Jorge; Jorge is playing himself.
And as Dj Khaled says: Never play yourself.
@@patrykcetnarski8068 K N O W D A T
Loolll
From the start she said her honest intentions and George already knows that and he still insists
@@pusongmanhid I mean the family, friends, strangers say don't marry her she got bad intentions and the gold digger even said so her self lmao no fucks giving...and he still married her lmao.
“This neighborhood is nice”
“Disgusting.”
IM DYING
Idc Idc HBSUSBSUZBSHBS
"I hate being married to George" how romantic.
That crotch bomb wick is burning quickly on the lad
Makes my heart go pitter patter!
So he lied to her and told her he was a very wealthy, made her pack up her whole life and leave her home country on promises of buying her anything she wanted, then didnt keep his promises and instead tried to give her 'true love'. I'd hate him too
Lol her whole life. Like 4 mascara's 3 lipsticks and two fake tits.
He spent like 300gs during the season on her... Did we watch the same show or wtf?
@@heylittleone1596 she left her Grandmother and she was in University..... now she is continuing her education and has really worked on herself with her own apartment. He's in jail for drugs...
They're both in the wrong. She has every right to be mad at him for all his lies and her moving all the way out here for him. But that doesn't excuse literal physical abuse and her breaking all his stuff. If the genders were swapped everyone would be calling it for what it is, an abusive relationship.
Wow congratulations you have managed to present this the most manipulative way possible.
its like hugging a cactus and complaining that the cactus is hurting you. gg
That's deep
Assuming women are nothing more than cactuses.
@@user-vp6cq4sv3d what
@@elinatyger2228 I'm 14, and _THIS, THIS_ is deep.
RPDenace 😂
“I hate being married to George”
We are off to a good start
Epic
I cant tell if he’s being ironic or if he has an IQ of a doorknob
Niki 113 DOORKNOB??? At least doorknobs have a purpose, unlike this guy
He must be so boring, she probably just lays down on the bed everynight lol.
666th like. Y e s .
update on this couple:
Jorge was caught selling weed (I believe on the side) and went to prison for two years. She got herself a boyfriend, became a body builder and competes in body building. Jorge lost half his weight in prison, they divorce before he was released. He says in prison he realized who Anfisa was and how negative his life was, so he got help with both his mental state and his physical state. He is now a positive outgoing person, decided to hike around the U.S and is continuing to loosing his weight while she is living her life out in L.A with her new bf and continues to body build and is pursuing a modeling career.
Just if you go hiking or sh*t you're not automatically positive. He look like fcking death, even I feel depressed when I saw him after jail.
@@trevorphilips7783 Honestly, it's better than staying with Anfisa.
Thanks for the update bro
@@trevorphilips7783 probably because it’s a bad idea to smile in mugshots n shit so they have to look depressed AF.
@@trevorphilips7783 well he is a positive person by simply being happy with himself. I know going for a walk doesnt make you a positive person, you can be a dick and still take a walk in nature. I was saying he has a positive look on his life and he does other things which happens to be hiking
Jorge is a masochist.
My favorite theory is that Jorge has a humiliation fetish
Than he shouldn't have married Anfisa, he should have married Kenny from Kenny vs Spenny.
I agree Garfield
Melon Drop agreed
i dont think he has a fetish he is just deluded this relationship will work somehow
Oh my god. That's it!
He is the EMBODIMENT of "doesnt matter, had sex"
usually do that then pass but why would you marry her lol
Still beat tho
What I think u mean is “still fucked tho”
Chris nope that’s not the meme
Do they even have sex?
I'm gonna tell my kids Jorge was Pablo Escobar.
Imagine being stuck with her during quarantine.
Champion Six 😂😂😂😂
That'd be good cause i was i would've kicked her out
Champion Six are they still together ?😲😳
@@verucasalt9182 No, he's in jail for drugs and she's actually doing good with her life.
Hobbs Charles . I saw pictures of him the other day and he is much thinner . He looks good.
Anfisa: I poisoned your food.
Jorge: Everything is going great!
The Riotxmaker 😁😁😂😂🔥🔥
He's like that comic of the dog with his house up in flames around him and he's still like "this is okay"
😂
I love the dudes face when his mom is like "thats what happens when you pay someone to spread their legs"
Mom is telling it like it is haha
Although when you think about it, that's not true. It's what happens when you pay someone to love you. Paying for sex with a sex worker wouldn't end up like this :p
Katelyn Nichole yeah xD
Anfisa could run the monetisation system on You Tube.
What are doing here??? XD
Honestly, despite her being crazy on the show, I can't help but like Anfisa. She was always honest with Jorge and he constantly kept up the façade that he was rich and led her on. He was the first person she had ever been with sexually and was pursuing a better life in America with her assets, but she was only like 20 a the time of filming. So I can give her a pass for acting nutty as she's grown up a lot since then. Now she's a personal trainer, extremely fit, and living her best life.
20% silicone 80% hatred
Stangy Boy 50 % Kermit the frog, 50 % miss piggy in his stomach
Stangy Boy 1% evil 99% hot gas
15% concentrated power of will
50% Sea
50% *wEeD*
Nah I bet she's pretty wise, these girls usually have international law degrees. Russian women know all about rich. They own every other spa in little fancy European cities. My cousin used to date a rich russian guy and the "rich" really meant chataus and tiny china cups. We had him in our country for a weekend once and he gave us all "precious gifts of gratitude". Literally expensive tea sets in wooden boxes and everything.
“I hate being married to George” 💀💀
Tullio Bettolo people always gotta complain about something don’t they lmao
and we're off to a good start
Idc Idc *and we’re off to a good start*
Idc Idc I will prob steal his money and divorce him duhhhhhh.
😂
She's upfront that she is a gold digger. I am not judging her cause she did not lie about it.
Indeed. I guess "classy" gold-diggers like Jacki Kennedy who married Onassis for $$$ should learn from Anfisa.
It’s like human trafficking but legal and televised
- Ethan 2019
“I hate being married to George” “And we’re off to a great start”.
IHOP did you like the pancake metaphor at the end?
I can’t even be mad at her. She literally told him over and over why she was marrying him and has only been honest. He’s just not bright
you gotta hope she changes her mind. also she probably pays more attention to him than the average american ho that's glued to her phone
@@jacobpeters5458 yea and he does not care because he is using her for looks and sex
I mean...especially given that he was the one who promised her that he could give her what she wanted.
@Dahlen Olson Sociopaths and leaches tend not to straightup tell ppl what they're doing.
He's a nimrod who wanted to get into her pants.
She's abusive and even hits him. Somehow I feel if the genders were reversed, we wouldn't be so okay with her behaviour. Like I also respect her for being honest and yes he is an idiot. But she is violent on top which makes it hard for me to not be mad
I honestly miss this type of h3 content
I was today’s years old when I found out TLC stands for The Learning Channel
Lol. Today's years old
“He brought her from Russia” - Ethan
Sorry but you misspoke. He “bought” her from Russia.
He didnt buy her, he didnt afford her.
@@theotherhalfoftheang You ever heard of a mail order bride? She probably got $10k and spent it in one day
@@allthewayalive92 you didnt get his comment lmao
He may have bought her but he's in debt for not affording her lol
@@theotherhalfoftheang he stole her i guess
" I am rich pleez be with me " - " *_YOU ARE USING ME FOR MONEY_* "
V I C T I M B L A M I N G
A Smug Smartass That would be true if he was a V I C T I M in the first place
ÖRLOGSKAPTEN #MAKEUA-camGREATAGAIN he’s calling the girl the victim
Ezekiel you are wrong my boy
I miss these videos
To be fair he does get the last laugh. He didn’t give her what she wanted and still got to play with fake tittles for 6 months atleast.
lolol
they’re not fake my man
@@fastlife3759 they definitely are. Just like her lip injections
nahom zemedkun every boob nerd will know that those are not fake
He's in jail now for selling drugs.
While she's at university and pays for her own apartment. I'm pretty sure she got the higher ground...
Next Episode: Hila, The Honest Caretaker
I can’t escape your comments from Gingium’s videos lol
240sx*
PLEASE
😂😂😂
If you have to text "I'm rich" to get a girl to respond just know you played yourself.
Avuyile Ngqangweni congratulations ya played ya self
won my girl with "Im a prison snitch"
Avuyile Ngqangweni your name sounds like a dog sneeze
@@flakko9252 theres no way you are pronouncing it, i think its south african, you will bite your tongue off
EDIT; and how in the world does your dog sneeze if it makes that sound
I’m doing the reverse gold digger. The bitch is ugly but has nice bank account.
H3H3 at its peak. I miss this kinda content. Love you guys
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Plot twist, Those two are skilled trolls who baited TLC into making a show about them so they can afford the 7800$ castle.
exactly
Or the money you need to spend on LEGO to build a MOC of said Castle.
I was actually surprised the rent was only $7,800 - I thought it'd be more for some reason. Then again, I don't have gazebo money.
Vi Con That don’t make much sense, Do people even get paid to be on this show
Jen Talks Forever $7800 rent makes sense assuming monthly. That's just shy of $100,000 per year in RENT money which is huge for the homeowner, pay the home off in 10 years tops, and make mad bank along the way. There is no reason a home like this should rent imo.
Better copyright that dance before Fortnite tactically acquires it.
El Nieto PR Isn't he just trying to do the orange shirt kid dance?
how do you copyright a dance
X D it's possible but stupid
can't copyright dances.
Trademark
Anfisa wss bamboozled. She was tricked and lied to.
Uhuh yeah she is totally the victim here, she is is so stunning and brave.
"Everyone get's fat"
Meanwhile, his wife is perpetually extra slim
He looks like a budget Jonah Hill
Veridian yassssss, that's it👌👌
This should be top comment
More like white version of Aziz Ansari
I was thinking a fat Jake Gylenhaal
The closest look-alike I've found is a guy on Twitch who play PoE called Zizaran.
This dude be simpin
My mom was watching this show ever since I was a child, and when I found out Ethan was making a series on TLC and this was on the list, I was just really happy I wasn’t the only one cringing
"The monthly payment on this home is $7,800"
-Anfisa: :)
-Jorge: :(
Don Eme not funny
Drew Wilson Didn’t laugh
Don Eme that’s normal in la
@@debbakemi 7800 for a 30 year mortgage is a $2m+ home
Is that a monthly loan payment or rent? lol
This felt like the old Ethan
straight from Israel Ethan
Luke Adams - Shoutout to Jake Hill and his h3 song.
This felt like the old ethan
Straight from the soul ethan
The somewhat bold ethan
Make a quick quip and go ethan
gas chambers galore ethan
Comedic gold ethan
The wholesome boy ethan
The bringer of joy ethan
The super great moves ethan
Michelle approves ethan
Changing your mood ethan
Ya, this felt good.
Please rap this and put it on soundcloud for me to download
Exactly
05:13
"When is the end?"
Never.
LMAO
The ending you gave is the most truthful down to earth-no-cutting-the-bullshit can advice ever. Thanks for being frank.
She's being honest. You cant hate on her for being honest. It's on him for sticking around
No, but you can hate on her for being an honest piece of shit.
seigeengine How? If she is telling him why she is with him. He's the moron for sticking around and not getting a prenup.
Stately Joe he means that you can’t hate her for being honest, but you can hat her for being a gold digger.
Stately Joe But i can hate her for being a gold digger. Both of these people are delusional, and shouldnt have even met each other.
I mean I can hate on her for being honest, being honest doesn't somehow stop you from being hated on, like if I tell you I'm going to piss on you and I do it that doesn't somehow negate you from hating on me.
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Thats what happens when your podcast allows you to make videos for fun again
The P goes all the way to the right side of the screen
When you timed the beat in the outtro to her slapping him, I fucking died laughing.
Best channel ever.
Anyone else binge watching these gems videos when Ethan made these kind of videos 😕 reminds me of the good ole days
Ethan's dancing is also a good exercise move
👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
Orange vape kid
Great moves
Nater fupa justice
Keep it up
AnVisa
tanque
lmfao
LOL dude got arrested for having a ton of weed on him and then lost all his weight in prison. Now he looks like a wannabe eminem.
You are literally the the funniest person on UA-cam mate! Well done haha
I agree with Ethan here. The woman was extremely upfront and transparent about her intentions. The man knew what he was signing up for. It’s his fault if he didn’t like it.
EDIT: Wow, 2.5k likes.
She's still a gold digger though...
Jorge B. She absolutely is. My point was she didn’t hide it at all.
@@jjb0894 agreed.
Jorge B. How is a ass digger any different
He wanted the looks she wanted the money
“You don’t have gazebo money” realest statement ever. 😂
Hear hear, the moment you see some fancy shit like that, you know you're out of your league.
Sir you are the best stuff ☺️. I subscribed right away!
that dance at the end. beautiful
At least she was honest about her being Golddigger
That's the whole point of the video!
That is literally the point of the whole video
Exactly. That dude is an idiot.
I wish women were that upfront with things that matter, really.
i like how you actually point out the fact that in gold digger relationship the man is also a shallow. He wants the bod, she gets the cash. Thats how it is man
y yg thats how it is. but its not supposed to be like that
Hovno Hroši that's how gold digger relationships are supposed to be 🤔
UserUnkown ...which is another way to describe the majority of marriages in the US today
It's next level prostitution
After watching Pewdiepie’s newest video I thought he already made a video on this couple, but now I realize it’s this h3h3 video that I remember from the past.
12:24 what a delayed reaction
"I'm in a little debt"................
"What?"
Shows like this one are the reason I don’t have cable anymore. Who needs this shit in their lives it just stresses me out
Same, I haven't watched anything on cable tv for so long!
Jabroney
Agreed, haven't had cable for 7 years with no regrets!
Cable is such a great character.
Jabroney yea seems stupid as f
it is content af though dont lie to me.
I agree with Ethan on this. He lied about his money so he could attract a model, and is now crying the blues when she's a gold-digger? Well yeah she is. She never hid that.
How did he lie? He said he was rich. He has to be making more than twice what the average household does just to pay that rent and still survive. That constitutes rich to the majority of us.
seigeengine not to her it doesn’t. That’s called living comfortably she wants to live the socialite life and has been honest about that from the jump. He told her was rich to get her leave her family come to find out he’s living in a basic ass apartment. Nobody is obligated to be with you just because you’re a “nice guy” ..if I’m going to be with a fat slob he better have money 😂😂.
You've confused the words rich and wasteful.
GreenMushroomful he meant 5k per month that's semi rich
+Tommy Wasiel I mention it somewhere else in these comments, but I think I figured out with taxes and other basic expenses, he'd need to be making at least $125k/year to afford that.
Its so weird jumping from the podcast back to this to watch it for the 59th time
Ethan 5 years ago is so much like my dead brother i could cry rn. This is freakin me out.
Anfisa is dating Jorge only for his money meanwhile Jorge is dating Anfisa only for her looks, they are perfect together.
The Lich King really simple, she gives dem titties, he gives money. But he has no money, so he gets mad??
I feel bad for him but at the same time he deserves it. She openly admits that she wants his money and he does nothing to stop it
I don't feel bad for him, but I don't feel bad for her either. The problem is more she established who she was and he can't handle it.
Rob Garcia congrats, you got the point of the video
Think that guy was smoking more than just his weed to think any of this was a good idea.
Ruru Home for dudes who never had their peeper touched, any hot girl is a ho
When he said "Then it all changed when....."and I said "when the fire nation attacked!", but I was wrong.
The whole video is funny but the last part with the musical slaping... oh man, that was hilarious!
Who is worse: the person who sells love for money, or the person who buys love for money?
An eternal question. TLC bringing in all this philosophy, truly a learning experience.
The person who sells love for money.
In their defense, the money they give for the "love" is real money.
Clearly capitalism according to the dilemma described.
They're two sides to the same coin.
Equal
Now insert, *I'm 14 and this is DEEP*
Good old Ethan...
god fucking bless
Watch this chick try to flag the video. 😆
I miss the old Ethan
Straight from Israel Ethan
you have very nice channel man, soo entertaining, btw i subscribed
I miss this H3
He is the real definition of desperation.
No he's not the definition of desperation, HE IS desperation
Miishu Noir a simp is the better word
No! He’s the definition of self made denial!
Some Random Guy lmao yea😂😂
Ohhhhhhhhh shit shot fired
This is the only “gold digger” I can stand. It’s Jorge’s fault that he lied to be rich.
Anfisa laid her true intentions from the get-go. Gold digger or not, I respect her honesty.
That's exactly my opinion. She has always been honest, he knew what he was getting into. He promised her "the life", then he din't deliver. He shouldn't complain at all, because he lied to her.
U would being a fellow cuntry man
So if a woman honestly wanted to kill me instead of stab me in the back then I'll just let her kill me.
@@justiceteachesAI "It also turns out this girl is extremely diligent & polite mannered" LOL
Yesterday i keyed three peoples Cars. when they approched me, i took their Phones and smashed them. they shook my hand and thanked me for being "extremely diligent & polite mannered". Justice Gemini = dumbass
But isn't that supposed to be against her people's religion?
This is Moses now.
The thing is that even if he actually was a multi-millionaire that can afford her demands, they would both still be miserable.
I keep thinking that girl looks like someone, but every time she turns her head she looks like a completely different person. This is very confusing.
Abbreviated Reviews She looks like a muppet
Jagoffosaur
Sort of looks like the model Demi Rose until she turns sideways
She looks like Tana
Because she a half shark, a half goblin shark
Imagine being so out of touch with real life that you see a pretty girl on the internet and then decide you want to own her
Imagine being so out of touch you think your body can buy you a 2 million dollar mansion.
😂😂😂
ConcealCarryProtect it can sadly
the woman is also pathetic.
They are both fucked up lol.
Ethan: *makes fat jokes*
*Jorge after seeing this* "time to lose weight!"
What makes this funnier is that he actually did lose a lot of weight now!
They are divorced, and she moved on with another simp
Source?
@Manda she even has a UA-cam channel
even good people are just Personality Diggers, we all just gotta own up
What in the heck are you guys doing over here
I second that^ top 10 crossovers
schmoyoho seriously.
schmoyoho as long they are honest there should be no issues
Well, you're making it sound pretty cynical. Because what, if we weren't "personality diggers" the alternative is to just tolerate a shit person?
I love the point you made here. Gold diggers can be assholes but there's a point where it's BLATANTLY obvious and you have to blame the dude for acting so 'victimized'. Come on man, it's so clear what's going on, you can't put it all on her. Accept the reality that you're in it for different things OR find someone who actually wants the same things as you.
I think she's in the wrong for taking advantage of the mentally handicapped
Jimbo Beterson roach dogg forever
You mean... BLYATANTLY? ;) The girl in the video is from Moscow Russia, fun fact.
Jimbo Beterson did she have a choice at that point? She came expecting to marry rich, turns out dude is broke and was lying all the time and she's stuck with him.
It's not a fun fact if it is literally stated in the video uder her name card several times.. you ruined you mediocre joke with over-explanation.
8:50 apparently he met her on a cam site, so she actually had a job and gave it up to be with him
I find your sense of humor soothing. That's weird.
7:05
"NOOOOOOWWWWAAAAAHHHHHH"
This woman has stronger pipes than the Dovahkiin himself.
I swear you could put her voice behind a jump scare and I’d think it was the original
Cj Villavasso the thu'um of a female orc dovah
In Mother Russia, the gold digs you
Oml XDDDD
In mother russia the legs spread you
Ама во срвиjа, геноцид убиват тебе.
I miss this ethan
Loved your video
Ethan that was really sweet of you to say that there at the end. Thanks.
"He's my dream girl" hahaha
he?
Chipey yeah
Chipey have you watched the video?
Chipey he’s t h i c c
This doesn't deserve 500 likes
I love how that smack is on beat at the end. THWAP!
Anfisa should change her name to Anvisa
"Fat people are one of the funniest genres of human beings on this planet."
-Ethan Klein 2018
The thing is Jorge is as disgusting as Anfisa. He knows what's exactly happening but acts innocent and oblivious, playing the victim card.
Jesse Bond she only there for the money you twat
BRAIN KY She wants his money. He just there for her appearance. Both are materialistic.
He must be a male feminist
I'd say he's much worse than her to be honest
she's going to college for business, and she has her own money plus she's single now.
she doesnt even look nice. looks like she got stung by 50 bees on her lips
Supposedly after the divorce they both became happier people. Ironically Jorje’s new wife resembles Anfisa. He clearly has a type.