The mother cheated on him. That's why when that girl said 'break your father's spine', the orange shirt man's back breaks. So the girl's father is actually the orange shirt man and the man who got cheated on feels free.
Donut Love You McSlutty I guess you just hate NigaHiga so much that you want to create hate towards him by mentioning him on videos that have nothing to do with him.
Alright, we got the first DNA test in. And for little Patricia, YOU are *NOT* *THE* *FATHER!* WOOHOOO! As for young lil Tommy, *YOU* *ARE* *THE* *FATHER!* Oh my spine!
No, you would HAVE been happy too. How do so many people not realize that "would of" makes no sense? What you mean is would've, the short version of would have.
+Drew Manson Doesn't that mean every mark is a line unless it's perfectly square?If it's wider than it is long, then from the other perspective it's longer than it is wide.
Se trata de que una niña estaba jugando y dice: *salta hace crack y rompele la Espalda a tu mama* (por lo que entendi yo :u), y él padre Dice: Deja de jugar porfavor Deja de jugar! Y después la Niña dice: salta Hace crack y rompele la espalda a tu Papá y. En vez de que se le rompiera La Espalda Al Sr. Calv0 se le rompe la espalda al vecino 🤡 despues el hermano mayor dice "donde fue papa? ._." y pisa el suelo y Crack se le rompe la Espalda al Padre _F I N_
what I said is pretty straightforward the guy next door broke his spine because he's the father of the daughter and when the son stepped on the line the guy who drove off broke his spine the mother did it with the husband and the neighbor how more straight forward can I get
The original "father" (the guy who took off rather happily) would still be able to be put on child support by the mother, since he "took on the role as father"
Clawyf It seemed like the guy in the green shirt was actually raising her, since they lived in the same house and is participating in stereotypical father activity (watching the kid play). The neighbor is the biological father, but green shirt guy was actually raising her, therefore being the "father by default" in the court's eyes
***** This is the internet, which is used globally and English isn't used everywhere. No need to comment on people's ability to speak English over the internet..
The title is "Step on a Back", the video starts with a girl skipping and repeating the known saying "step on a crack break your mother's back" and then it happens. Then bad things continue to happen when she steps on more stuff. It's not exactly a out-of-left-field joke.
0:10 I just love how sudden it is
same
So Satisfying
That's why I looooove nestle crunch-
It sounds like they say imma step
There is a amazing crunch
That plot twist..... :O
ikr
True Jackson
something you guys need to work on...
Yes we saw it too
No Its: Dat Plot Twiist Dou...
Ive always loved this one. Its one of my favorites
This is my second favorite to CPR
Mine too
Me three
Fuck off
@MrMistic random fuck offs=comedy
For those of you thinking he was leaving, he was not. He was going to go get some milk and cigarettes.
Narrator: *he never came back*
Milk and cigarettes :a yummy combination.
He dead
@@stranger7907 because his son step on the line! He was getting the milk! The milk! Lol
Fuff... jesus lord, this make it less darker... thanks pal...
The way she was staring at her “dad” after she broke her biological dad’s spine though...
...Was she trying to break his spine?
*I think she was*
Kids try to more often than you think
I think she was shocked because that wasn't her real dad she was like who the hell r u?
IM FUCKING CRYING, THAT PART HAD ME DEAD
*She Was....*
i’m so glad this masterpiece was in my recommended again
cat valentine same!!!
*again*
cat valentine same
hahaha
Yup! Especially because I hadn't watched the after credits the first time
That initial scream was uncomfortably real.
ikr
And the crack sound too
I know right. I clenched my cheeks so hard.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Gave me chills
When I was a kid I didn’t get why her dad was so happy about the other dude dying
Yeah lol
@mykel the gacha guy or maybe when he is 8 or 9 or 7?
HAHAHA
I still don't get it.
He prob dident like her
This really cracks me up
Bro, that joke is... _crossing the line._
gambolingman that joke was spine tingling
I broke my bsck
What kind of puns are we gonna encounter this time?
andrewesquivel C'mon guys, don't get all BENT OUTTA SHAPE!
0:11 teacher: ok so today we have a test
3:04
@@NotKakarot there is no 3:00 it's only 1:00
@@llbx_30yt72 that's the joke
@@jrrussell7705 oh ok
@C⃨h⃨x⃨x⃨r⃨y⃨ s⃨x⃨d⃨a⃨ ?
It just occurred to me how dark that rhyme is
0:11 Oh my god!
Most kids rhymes are dark.
@@AaronPaulIbarrola your right
@@AaronPaulIbarrola like ring around a rosie
@@sonithguduru6445 i dont get it can you explain
I love the how dad assumes that his son is not his' either's lol
@losmmn loserman …b/c the mom had at least one child w/another man.
Two half-siblings become orphans
@@tomedy_official I don't think their mom dead
@@MaskedButcher7 a broken back can be fetal, inturnal bleeding to negative respatory
She just found her biological Father all by herself...
Enterurn4me lol
Enterurn4me Oh shit that joke went right over my head lols.
Gotta watch again now.
+Kevin Bay (S0ularbiter97) exactly😂
artie Bee 😵😵😲😲😲
Hi
Children's games: the ultimate truth serum.
Who needs a DNA test anyway
bd
+Detective Kaiser me
Blue Kat5
Go fuck yourself
Angel Avalos
Well,you are right
It's either DNA test or its your spine
Well, she's got his hair color...
True and Hes bald
+Elijah Smith The bald guy wasn't her dad.
Aaron Portman Nope, The guy with the hose was her father
XGamingStormX :/ idk if you understood what i said man...
XGamingStormX Dude, why would he say "he's bald" when the original comment mentioned hair colour?
The father just leaves the mother lying on the floor dead 👁👄👁
What Spider Teen said and also she was not dead...yet. She only had a broken back. That may lead to internal hemorrage but um... yeah
The mother cheated on him. That's why when that girl said 'break your father's spine', the orange shirt man's back breaks. So the girl's father is actually the orange shirt man and the man who got cheated on feels free.
*The cheated one.
Nah she's still alive... somehow
anyone else expect him to say "keep playing"?
Yes
Yes
Divyaraj Rajput what the fuck XD
Divyaraj Rajput you are obviously a child please leave the comments section
@@Chris-pp2xb XD
She has her father’s hair color.
This thumbnail has an impossible Mushroom Island.
No shit
YOU
Nice catch
Maybe the husband use to have the child hair colour
Still one of my favorites to this day
0human0 1being1
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0human0 1being1
Yeah
0human0 1being1 I
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0human0 1being1 G
She cheated on him
He isn't a parent so he YEET
Like what I say
“ if you cheat, he gonna YEET!”
Well he was a parent. The son was his, that's why at the end you hear his spine break and he crashed his car
Wow what a "TWIST" but it sure had me "cracking" up!
Plot twist that wasn't the boys mom, so the man also cheated!
Quit making crack jokes, it to white.
nicccccccce
Storm twister STFU
Bravo *claps slowly* nice puns dude lol
Alright I have to admit this one was pretty damn clever.
Not as clever as NigaHiga
RedgraveKennedy But not original though
Donut Love You McSlutty I guess you just hate NigaHiga so much that you want to create hate towards him by mentioning him on videos that have nothing to do with him.
Lol damn hate for a comment saying NigaHiga
Ok im going to fuck a female dog
0:39 when school finally ends
Good one
Riti Riti now doesn’t this have more likes
Thats me tho
Riti Riti you mean 0:40
When school start again 0:51
The father just dropped his wife on the floor with a broken back and drove away😂😂😂
You mean the cheated on
The father is like NOW MY WIFE BROKE HER BACK AND I'M BREAK HER UP
He should have told his kid to step on the crack again
@@The-mcnuggit-man That would be funny
@@fry_skyz6692 well I would say it
Man, when he got pissed at first about the neighbor, I thought he was about to get all bent out of shape.
Ba dum tsss
henry the eight
jjyeewk Definitely an unexpected TWIST. Sure is a PAIN in the neck. But it was so funny that it CRACKED me up.
This is by far my favorite one
Same!
Mr. Cod BOSS Junk mail ftw by a long, long way!
Same!!!
Mr. Cod BOSS I like "Public Bathroom"
+Mr. Cod BOSS yeah me too
I guess she crossed the line. I'LL leave
MLG PANDAS the only reason you should leave is because you are ashamed of your joke
MLG PANDAS please do
Bring me the executioner
Run quick before the executioner gets you
Go home
He just left his “daughter” though she did nothing 😂
He was too happy to notice it, he was happy because his back didn't break and also he found out that his wife cheated
Not his daughter
Well... This is how you tell who your parents are
yep lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lynsey Cooke i
Lynsey Cooke I gotta buy some colored chalks and play some hopscotch now
OH GOD
Good way to find out if your adopted or not
Jesus Christ.. the screams and gagging from the mother is gruesome.
GOOD
@@bernardoheusi6146 You're fucking edgy.
I know right
It sounds satisfying, nice crunch sound
Don't lie...liar
this video sure had me *cracking* up. I'll definitely be *back* for more.
Did sans hire you to make that joke!
Homie Turtle maybe
Lovewaffle Give me a *break*.
Lovewaffle OF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
Homie Turtle Pure Cringe. Buy now for only $0.99
I love how they take innocent humor and make it all dark lol
Alright, we got the first DNA test in.
And for little Patricia, YOU are *NOT* *THE* *FATHER!*
WOOHOOO!
As for young lil Tommy, *YOU* *ARE* *THE* *FATHER!*
Oh my spine!
Wow lol!!
I read that in the voice of Jeremy Kyle 😂
@goff0103 ikr
*666 likes* oh no it the DEVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLL let the power of Christ compelled you
@@bleachkun5140 I see it too
My first Cyanide and Happiness video
Eunice Asante what a very good place to start
Eunice Asante Samr
Eunice Asante Mine too!!
Omg me too!
Eunice Asante same
Was I the only kid who made sure to avoid stepping cracks thinking it was gonna happen lol?
Fifty Faces of Manning was I only kid who tried to step on every crack I saw?
@@gabbih1512 Ah I see, mommy issues.
Fifty Faces of Manning eh not really. Just wanted to see of it was true 😆
Nope
No I stopped being retarded when I was seven years old
It took me a few seconds to realize what was actually going on 😂
please explain it's been 6 minutes
@@FedezStoriesmother cheated to have her daughter but when she had her son he actually had the dad that drove away i think
I was NOT expecting that.
lol
Lol, i dont think anyone was expecting that😂
I was not expected.
R10TCreate - Allegiance Forge me neither lol
Dude your mom wasn't expecting you
😂 well at least one of the kids is his 😂😂😂
Diana45251 lolll
Saw it coming...
Still laughed.
You did not fucking predict this
stfu you fucking bitch
M. Huang Hey she's brave, don't give her guff
Brave Of course I did.
M. Huang Get back to the sweatshop.
I don’t know why but cracking the back and spine sound so satisfying
Well that was messed up
idk ·-· what did you expect
Brilliant. You mean brilliant.
idk ·-· yup
idk ·-· XD
Just like all their videos
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!
Mitsuka Twoearle now I get the joke when she step on a Lin and break your father's spine she meant her other dad
Mitsuka Twoearle po
Ether step dad or my comment above
The DNA results are in!
It would've been funnier if it was the mail man.
How the hell would that make it any funnier?
+Default158 Exactly
haha it would've been😂😂
Nice c&h show reference
omg your right lol 😂😂
His facial expression at 0:37 tho-
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
My baby sitter told me that when I was a kid... never stepped on a crack ever again.
when I got mad i would step on one believing it was true
hayley parish xD you wanted to paralyze your mother?
+Magma Charge yes. okay I was a mean child
hayley parish No you were a murderous child...
+Magma Charge okay true because I would step on every crack I saw.
"Not my kid, not my wife, fuck it!"
but your son
What was that sound effect at 0:36 called?
I got u too 100 likes and idk what the sound effect is...
snake Gaming darude sandstorm
I believe it’s a type of ‘suspense’ sound effect.
Music sting
It's called darude sandstorm
0:34 when your sister steals the last cookie
I am shocked that so many people actually don't get it.
Brandy Nevil it's so obvious
Then tell those who don't what it is
Brandy Nevil I think I get it but what do YOU say it is
Are you sure? It's not a hard subject to comprehend.
Brandy Nevil lol
Plot twist: the neighbor was the uncle
*ALABAMA 100*
Mad Sharkz sweet home Alabama
Her father is her uncle lol #Alabama
Her father is her grandfather
That doesn't mean its Alabama you mong because the wife isn't blood related to the mother.
@@jordanhewson8287 I guess you didn't get the joke
Legend says those kids are orphans now
@Velociraptor Blue that's not what orphan means. It's means when a child has no living parents
Not true, you can be an orphan if your parents abandoned you, they don't have to be dead.
That pfp scares me
the mom just has *a broken back* not the end of the fuckin world there. it's the spine that's the bad part of it
@Victor Marinescu I THINK SOMEONE STUCK THEIR TONGUE OUT IN THE RAIN CAUSE I THINK YOU BROKE YOUR BRAIN!!!!
0:51 Bro forgot if he's has an other kid
Assumed it wasn't his either?
This was pretty spine chilling.
ÇørrüptêdÜsêr. exe wow
I got chills down my spine for sure 😆
nice pic
It cracked me up
@@micahgarnett1924 That was a good pun, I would actually give it a like if that'd be something I would do.
And youuuuure, not the father.
+Frozen Krystal lol
oh my god...that went completely over my head until I read your comment.
"you are"
LYNX NORWAY get a life !
LYNX NORWAY get life! Smh
That made my day, I was laughing so hard my parents spanked me for being too loud
What are u 5 and what's wrong with ur parents they don't let you laugh wtf is wrong with them
William Navarrete my parents were like that too. It was stupid ad hell haha
anthony flores thats hot,wish i had parents like yours
murderthemassacre uh......
1337haxxorz 9000 just let him have his moment
THESE VIDEOS WERE MY CHILDHOOD
this really CRACKED me up
I'll leave...
Please
+William Yeah, give the man a BREAK.
+Jorge Ortiz This really sent chills down my SPINE.
+JACOB_S.U.C Get off my BACK.
This is going a STEP further.
(fine I joined in too)
What has me dying is that the moms hand is twitching😂😂💀💀
LOL IKR
LOL IKR
LOL IKR
LOL IKR
LOL IKR
Dude as a kid I thought this was a real thing, I avoided so many cracks, I was such an idiot🤦🏻♀️
Oh boy, same here bro. 13 years later and I still wonder how I could have been so stupid. 🤣
Same here bro. 13 years later and I still wonder how I could have been so stupid 🤣
Oh boy, same here bro. 13 years later and I still wonder how I could have been so stupid. 🤣
Same here bro. 13 years later and I still wonder how I could have been so stupid 🤣
Did you just switch accounts?
This will never stop being funny 😂
Shit I would of been happy too.
Lord Beerus he still got a kid
No, you would HAVE been happy too.
How do so many people not realize that "would of" makes no sense? What you mean is would've, the short version of would have.
@@jumpiestudios5265 stop trying to be a smart ass
Jumpie Studios your comment didn’t make any sense
@@periodt-3-321 It makes perfect sense you imbecile.
"Welcome to the 301+ saloon shall I get you a drink?"~
Yes, I would love to have a whiskey
Stormy Cloudz TWO WHISKIES, now how about a story?
I'll have a Manhattan, not too sweet.
I'll have a fanta
Juice box for me
My first cyanide and happiness video!
I'm sorry that not all of the vids will be as great as this one but welcome to the fam.
Mine too!
+mijnisme It felt... interesting. I didnt get it at firsy, and then i loved it!
Well, prepare for emotional shit and dark turns, you're in for a hell of a rollercoaster!
+Skull Sniper (SkullSniper) But I'm afraid of roller-coasters...
Thats why iiiiiii looooove *NESTLE CRUNCH* 0:10
Wow i didn't know that the mom had 1,709 accounts.
Princess Sparkle what
Bundthead i think shes pointing out the dislikes is the mom
Kuhg8gei307y7r828tz\÷;#*!_+€=:'( :-( :-| :-\ :-P 🎅🎄🐎🐋😒😌💔😂😌💔☺😗😗😗😚😘😰😞😜😳😒😒☺😔😒😗😗😭😝🐰🐷🐹🐨🐮🐻🐰🐨🐒💽💗💋💋💋💘💖💙
Princess Sparkle 2,000
Princess Sparkle i
Who else thought the girl was going to get killed by the hopscotch?
Stu Pot me
Stu Pot mee
Stu Pot GORILLAZ
This really *cracked* me up
Fireice Godjira:D .......OF WITH HIS HEAD
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FireIceSans Productions Kogeru Liberator -_- no just...no
FireIceSans Productions Kogeru Liberator ahí are you
FireIceSans Productions Kogeru Liberator I get it
I’m a mean mean person for laughing at this and and enjoy it
bruh i died by laughter waching this
Same
You arent
Hey, those weren't lines! Those were line SEGMENTS!
+Anthony Augustin nerd
+Fruit Hey, it's true!
+Drew Manson Doesn't that mean every mark is a line unless it's perfectly square?If it's wider than it is long, then from the other perspective it's longer than it is wide.
Hehehehe xD
#AllLinesMatter
you are not the father
I'm your father
I was just going to comment that
Rogg The Dogg lol
But he was that boy's father
Brenda Brooks charmx
Me when I forgot I didn’t have a garage door 0:41
I just can’t *crack* the code
*Ranbow readers sound comes up*
I edited this comment so the replys will make no sense
Sarcasm on the next level.
Um sorry but bad joke
Boethiah Covin it does make sense lol. You didn’t get the joke huh
muy interesante
Hola, ablas Eningles
Jajaja por fin Alguien Español ^^
Bdndnsksm no c de qe c trata el video alguien me explica? ;;
@@not194 yo te Explico
Se trata de que una niña estaba jugando y dice: *salta hace crack y rompele la Espalda a tu mama* (por lo que entendi yo :u), y él padre Dice: Deja de jugar porfavor Deja de jugar! Y después la Niña dice: salta Hace crack y rompele la espalda a tu Papá y. En vez de que se le rompiera La Espalda Al Sr. Calv0 se le rompe la espalda al vecino 🤡 despues el hermano mayor dice "donde fue papa? ._." y pisa el suelo y Crack se le rompe la Espalda al Padre _F I N_
Lmfao the look on her face when he drove off 😂
When he finds out that she cheated on her he is like "this Biss"
LMFAOOOO the way she looked at her "dad" after stepping on the line
I think Maury would've been easier.
Totally, Maury Would have been "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!" and then he would be Embarrassed on Tv.
l love your videos
so the daughter is the the child of the neighbor next door and the boy is the son of the guy who drove off
lol
FeArlessGamingStudios Yur a gaud dang jeeniuz
not really
what I said is pretty straightforward the guy next door broke his spine because he's the father of the daughter and when the son stepped on the line the guy who drove off broke his spine the mother did it with the husband and the neighbor how more straight forward can I get
Paintball SKILLZ i see,you are a kid.thats why you dont understand
I love the mother's scream💞😊
The original "father" (the guy who took off rather happily) would still be able to be put on child support by the mother, since he "took on the role as father"
Clawyf It seemed like the guy in the green shirt was actually raising her, since they lived in the same house and is participating in stereotypical father activity (watching the kid play).
The neighbor is the biological father, but green shirt guy was actually raising her, therefore being the "father by default" in the court's eyes
omg its a comedy short why are you talking about that ....
XxdoggyshitxX op I think how stupid our laws can be is comedy. The ridiculousness is laughable
Tora Chan but why would matter on a C&H video
XxdoggyshitxX op Because I have the freedom to comment whatever I want on any video I watch...?
0:40 he went from really pissed to really happy...damn
Well he did find out he wasn't the father.
To really broken spine...
0:38 that face tho 😂 😂 😂
When your dad says your out of pizza rolls
When you invite her to play Beyblades with you and she starts taking her clothes off
When you ask her to smash and she comes over without her 3DS
When you’re tinder comes over, and she isn’t under 10 years old
Me when I realize my sister took my fucking top again
becoming an orphan speedrun
I TOTALLY GET IT
Kayla Nation SAME
If you don’t you are stupid
The British Boys
Ok I don't care
Congrats. You aren't that stupid as you look
Distructer
Shut up dumb ass
Now people don't have to use DNA tests to try and figure out if the child is theirs or not 😂😂😂
This method seems a bit drastic
Karisma Grier 🤣🤣🤣
Karisma lol
This is one of my favorite ones
This is the sketch that started it all for me. I've since seen every sketch that comes out. How pissed the dad looks gets me every time
stay away from cracks and lines kids
***** wait if you lick an ass crack does the same rules apply?
Damn I'm addicted to crack
I use to believe this and I would step on a crack on accident then I would come home and ask my mom does her back hurt
Is it true?
@@flying_gorilla8069 no lol
@@flying_gorilla8069 it's not true I didn't even find out until maybe yesterday which is Thanksgivingl
@@AngelxBunni that's wholesome, I wish my family had the same humor
Wait, this is an actual rhyme kids sing?!
*Parents die*
Their kids:In term of money,we have no money 😂
Listening to this with headphones on is so slightly different with the sounds at the end being much sharper and more real,, it's funny af
This joke has crossed the "line"
*facepalm*
as well as your fucking pun
Badum tss
lol
The last person who made a pun got their head chopped off...
This is NOT predictable, if you said you predicted this, you are lieing
english is not your native language i take it?
I look at the comments specifically to see people saying how predictable the cartoon was. Don't you ruin this for me!
have you really never heard of the saying "step on a crack break your mothers back" nor "step on a line break your fathers spine"?
***** This is the internet, which is used globally and English isn't used everywhere. No need to comment on people's ability to speak English over the internet..
The title is "Step on a Back", the video starts with a girl skipping and repeating the known saying "step on a crack break your mother's back" and then it happens. Then bad things continue to happen when she steps on more stuff. It's not exactly a out-of-left-field joke.
Cheat on him and you break your limbs
Cheat on her and you lose your bones
ShadowKing887 N.E.G.
"THAT'S WHY I LOOOOOVE...NESTLE CRUNCH!"
Good job kid u just found ur biological father !!🎉🎊🎉
lol definately
0:29 The plot twist realizing his wife cheated 😂
E for Emily 0:26*
*Thats the joke*
groans4u4 shut up man your the cringe right here
@@groans4u419 why tf did you write your comment in his comment?
Cringe!
GET REKT A**HOLE
@@groans4u419 you DO realize this is rat life's comment section R I G H T?
Stop cracking jokes.
Her face was so blank and empty.
This is one of my favorites.♥️♥️👏👏
It took me longer than it should have to understand this joke
i got it right away XD
She cheatttedddddddd
same!
+chychy45445 CHEEEEEEEEAATEEEED