It occured to me that the reason why the cameraman was starving and couldn't just get the food lying around was that he was either busy filming, or trying to keep up.
@@eve7675 Ted Bear paraphrased the audience who certainly thought "that's fake, fruit fish doesn't exist". And he replied that indeed, fruit fish doesn't exist. What he's holding is a fruit crustacean.
Relatively Good Looking Jack I've been watching Game Grumps for a couple of years now and I never even realized this was him until today lol. He killed it!
He's been hanging around with Ross too long. But yeah in all seriousness I had no clue it was Egoraptor until a few weeks ago, and I watched this when it first came out
@@snaketooth0943 I was watching the prison break, and saw arin Hanson in the featuring and got confused. It took me until the prison break to realize that he does the voice of Ted bear.
@@dawsonglawe5810 no, I think the joke would be that it's unrealisticly difficult to survive in a supemarket as opposed to how unrealisticly easy it is to survive in the wild.
@@danielblack4190 except he eats a normal meal off camera. Then again it's just to show you how to survive. He's not surviving on his own. I believe there is another show that actually was legit. Dude brought his own camera along.
Paddy and Mick are lost in the desert. They've been wandering in circles for days, and have run out of supplies. Just when they are about to give it all up, Paddy says, "Hey, Mick! Do you smell that?" Mick says "Yeah, it smells like bacon. Where is it coming from?" They cross a dune to find an entire tree filled with bacon. Paddy says, "It's probably just a mirage." Mick says, "when have you ever heard of a mirage that had a smell?" Mick starts running towards the tree, Paddy following close behind. When Mick gets within 20 feet of the tree, a machine pops up and cuts him down and he yells out to paddy to warn him "It's not a bacon tree." Paddy says, "what do you mean it's not a bacon tree? There's bacon all over the damn thing." Mick, looking like death, says, "It's not a bacon tree." Paddy says, "well, go on then, what is it?" Mick lies there, and with his last dying breath says, "It's... It's It's It's a ham bush."
Conspiracy theory time! He's actually hallucinating from the start, and died from eating raw leaves and animals, ie he was eating ants, fire ants, cacti, and drinking crustacean piss.
I'm here because I was watching Game Grumps's Supermarket Simulator Episode 30 and Arin says he does a great Australian accent. I just NEED to give it a listen and it did not disappoint! Ted doesn't sound like Arin at all! That's impressive! (Just to add in, I feel bad for Ted's camera man.)
he does always have a knife, but i don't think theres ever been an episode where he has a filtration system... he's always made it or filtered it through a survival method. The man is a green beret and one of the youngest to scale mount everest, people need to give him more respect :\
something you might have not noticed on your first time to watch this: 0:42 Ted Bear throws the plain on to the ground. Then at 0:51, he pulls the plane out of his backpack.
All nature tacklers carry duplicates of their presentation assets just in case one does get thrown away. Consistency is important, and consistency means good story telling, and good story telling means survival.
How to lose weight :
1. Be Ted Bear’s cameraman
Lol
nani?
I'd be thinnin too if I had to film fruit fish blowjobs...
Actually thats how to lose alot of weight
BindedIsaac Portugal?
It occured to me that the reason why the cameraman was starving and couldn't just get the food lying around was that he was either busy filming, or trying to keep up.
The natives may have cut his tongue out.
Or Ted Bear refused to share, and if the camera man tried to eat/drink food or drinks, he would be punished severely.
Or ate food when his camera turned off
andrew joseph just like Hitler
@@zombies4evadude24 oh i get It now oversimplified
When you accidentally set the game's difficulty to Very Easy.
LoL
@Scolar Visari: is it really an accident though?
@@Stormfire1777 you have a point
Scolar Visari lol
666 likes
"Well you're right. It's actually a crustacean" such an underrated line
gonna be real i don’t get it
@@eve7675 Ted Bear paraphrased the audience who certainly thought "that's fake, fruit fish doesn't exist".
And he replied that indeed, fruit fish doesn't exist. What he's holding is a fruit crustacean.
Ted Bear Declassified Fast Food Survival Guide
YAS
OMG YOUR PICTURE IS HORRORIFING
YOUR HERE?! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!
+Brentamoss wait me?
ITA ACUTELY U
I like Arin's Australian voice, he can actually disguise his own completely with that accent
Relatively Good Looking Jack I've been watching Game Grumps for a couple of years now and I never even realized this was him until today lol. He killed it!
He's been hanging around with Ross too long.
But yeah in all seriousness I had no clue it was Egoraptor until a few weeks ago, and I watched this when it first came out
@@brianmcdermott3938 I just leanred that Egoraptor did the voice for this today!
@@snaketooth0943 I was watching the prison break, and saw arin Hanson in the featuring and got confused. It took me until the prison break to realize that he does the voice of Ted bear.
@@starf7481 same lmao
I think we can all agree that Earth needs a bacon tree.
Asinine Brilliance Damn Right
Asinine Brilliance right
true
Alex Klicper yeah it really does. Not cause I'm a vegetarian so I can't eat it but I guess it could.
You could not be more right
*Throws away map*
“wItHoUt a MaP, wE cAnT bE sUre”
Learn to fucking type
Unknown User okkk
@@unknownuser8454 r/woosh
@@arc.7904 Yeah I mean like which person who doesn't know how to type actually type like that?
@@tanujkumar1576 idk your mom
I never realized how much the animation improved. Great to see how much they grew
this video is a lot older then the upload, it was made in like 2009
@@unclebob1478 Yeah a lot of em were reuploaded in 2013 for some reason
@@sirsmoothablebecause UA-cam doesn't support their codec
That milk expires today
AGWA / A_Guy_Who_Animates XD
:-D
iiSurge *_it's almost time_*
Didn’t say year just month
R.I.P. MILK
Ted Bear: How to survive in a SuperMarket.
*mauls other customers*
He must be tripping then
or How to survive in the Toriko universe
@@dawsonglawe5810 no, I think the joke would be that it's unrealisticly difficult to survive in a supemarket as opposed to how unrealisticly easy it is to survive in the wild.
@@dawsonglawe5810 Shopping Maul 😂🤣
So HE caused the Amazon fire, just throwing that flaming plane on the ground!
That's what I was gonna say
Я за май призовые Жан их ты свою пел
True dat
9/11 amazon rainforest edition
Let's catch him and kick his flat ass
RIP Ted Bear, a lovely person and a lovely explorer. You will be missed. Heaven got itself a new angel.
He's going to bring it down with his weight.
He survived! Did you think Ted Bear would die so easily?
1:38 Actually that would be true since the sun would warm and cook bacon on the top of the tree
global warming, amiright?
No, sunlight.
Come on, he just made a joke.
@Unnamed Player r/woosh
@@RamenBowl2.0 then all the bacon would cook
“Here we are on a desert island conceivably in the middle of the ocean,”
*throws away map*
“Without a map we can’t be sure.”
lol
Egoraptor is a good voice actor.
So good I didn’t know it was him doing this until 9 minutes ago
I'm so glad someone else noticed. It took me months lol
Two minutes ago for me. I must've watched this clip hundreds of times. I watch GameGrumps all the time. Holy crap I feel like an idiot.
@@danceswithdirt7197 lol it threw me for a loop too, happened to stumble on his voice acting credits and I was floored
What the shit!!!!?!? I can hear like 10% of him but only if believe it’s him! Some of his finest delivery and vocal control!!!!
Arin’s accent sounds more Australian than Ross’s, the actual Australian
Kevin Melhart this is arin? The game grump?
supanerd reviews Yup
Ross' accent faded over time, I think. But nonetheless Arin's is awesome haha
Kevin Melhart Arin's is more stereotypical if anything.
Ello my name is Ross!
I watched this when I was twelve and I still reach in the back for the freshest milk
omg i watched it so often and never realized it
Words to live by.
one does not simply leave the bacon tree
Well said Well said
True words
Especially the crispy omes
***** and that is the biggest crime of all
Watch carefully. After the bacon tree, he had more pieces stuck to him
Lmao, I love the animators so much, I bet they had the most fun in their lives escalating the 'wtf is happening?!' factor
Ooohhhh I get it. Ted Bear. The bear trap. Nice one, wonder if Bear Grylls is watching this lol
This video is of
Man vs wild
Behind the camera scenes
Yeah I watch him too he’s a pro at surviving unlike this nub
Not anymore
@@danielblack4190 except he eats a normal meal off camera. Then again it's just to show you how to survive. He's not surviving on his own. I believe there is another show that actually was legit. Dude brought his own camera along.
@@TheCaptainSplatter My theory is that this video is a parody of Bear Grylls actually eating regular food behind the scenes
Ladies. Gentlemen. it has been two years since this video was released onto UA-cam.
And I just got the joke in his name.
Whats the joke?
GlockProductions ™ Ted Bear, as in teddy bear.
Sam S Now I feel stupid, I didn't see it.
Thats not a joke
:T
okay now I think I am ready for survival in the wild now
Same
This has got to be one of my favorite ones. I always come back to rewatch it.
But on other notice, WHO FILMED THE CAMERA MAN
Lol there’s always multiple camera men
Satan.
Hmmmm...
Umm another starving man
the camera camera man
Poor camera guy, he’s really starving there
Edit: I really didn’t think I’d get this much likes, but thanks
The only thing he hungers for is survival
He's apparently not very good at survival
Nahhhhhh he's fine
Yup. Why shouldn't he eat some foodimals too?
Wait, you don‘t look like that?
1:31 OHHHH SO THAT IS WHERE THEY GET THE VEGAN BACON 😮
Omfg thats good
Why is the higher up bacon more ready? I dont get that
+dragonvale19 beacause that's how it works with fruit trees as less animals can go that high
Yes not many people know that!
Is TED BEAR living in the TORIKO universe?
Physical education teachers when you have a cramp and can’t run:
*TRY AND KEEP UP!*
Did the Camera Guy even survive?
Bri- Bear well ted died so he's no longer working and he’s surrounded by food so yeah
No
Plot twist: He set the bear trap there
He did not...know why? Because he's NOT Ted Bear.
Bri -Bear yh when Ted die he ate him
cobblehydrates
meens moovement
That's actually how it sounded, even though the correct word is 'carbohydrates'
No, trust me, it took me 4 seconds, when I first watched this *two weeks ago*
Wrong
+XXX MLG EpicGamer XXX to
Paddy and Mick are lost in the desert. They've been wandering in circles for days, and have run out of supplies. Just when they are about to give it all up, Paddy says, "Hey, Mick! Do you smell that?"
Mick says "Yeah, it smells like bacon. Where is it coming from?"
They cross a dune to find an entire tree filled with bacon. Paddy says, "It's probably just a mirage."
Mick says, "when have you ever heard of a mirage that had a smell?"
Mick starts running towards the tree, Paddy following close behind. When Mick gets within 20 feet of the tree, a machine pops up and cuts him down and he yells out to paddy to warn him "It's not a bacon tree."
Paddy says, "what do you mean it's not a bacon tree? There's bacon all over the damn thing."
Mick, looking like death, says, "It's not a bacon tree."
Paddy says, "well, go on then, what is it?"
Mick lies there, and with his last dying breath says, "It's...
It's
It's
It's a ham bush."
Goddamit
You sir, deserve some bacon.
Nick Cage Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.
A... lettuce?
And a cheesy nomelet!
Well today I learned Arin was Ted bear
Holy fuck, I didn't even realise this was Arin from GameGrumps
+Sleepy Wuff The Egoraptor
Goku San
The one who is Grump
I guess the credit at the end for egoraptor wasnt obvious enough.
Wave Razor
Well sorry to single you out as the person that actually reads the credits.
+Sleepy Wuff I just heard it on the godhand 2 play through too lol
Chocolate Chip Muffins
.
.
.
(Spit out)...raisins.
Tiny Tina
*[ tribal music ]*
[In thick aussie accent] Raaaysins
Thanks for that completely original comment
🤨 Were those muffins ants inside the log?
4:18 The only picture that actually could have been realistic XD
If you remember this, you deserve a veteran's discount.
thats a good discount
Yay!
I like this
Whats with all these veteran discounts im getting im only 12
Revisit it every couple of months, i remember when this was 3 weeks old
Conspiracy theory time! He's actually hallucinating from the start, and died from eating raw leaves and animals, ie he was eating ants, fire ants, cacti, and drinking crustacean piss.
I totally agree with that theory
I agree with that but I think he was near death and his cameraman killed him by shoving him head first into a bear trap
Lol that's a possibility
I was thinking the hallucination thing as well but I thought we were going to find out he's been "surviving" in the local supermarket.
i agree with that also the more you got in to the video the more hallucinations he had so that can go along with it :D
looks like teds milk expires in 2 days
Shit
Nic's Channel it expired today
It's expired today
Nic's Channel
Nic's Channel 2 days and 8 months expired
OMG I JUST REALIZED THE IRONY OF HIS DEATH - HIS LAST NAME WAS BEAR AND HE DIED IN A BEAR TRAP!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!
Hilarious
OMG YOUR RIGHT!!!!!
That isn't ironic.....
finally someone notices his last name and the near trap!
+Nether Dominator He did not die, that was just a meaty suit he made to protect himself XD
' _try and keep up_ '
only runs two feet away 😂
Arin Hanson voiced this??
yeah
Just got to know this on the arin wikipedia thing, completely mindblown
Lusen Son same lol
Arin is really good at Australian accents wtf
Why are you all surprised?
Arin is a great voice actor.
This is probably how bear grils see the world
Kaneki Ken nice
It's bear Gryls
Kaneki Ken d
Kaneki come back haise sucsk
does he see piss as ice cream?
So he CAN do an Australian accent
Lesson learned: Leave the tray table up.
Blendi Cenameri yes
The trick to survival
Just leave it down
[ *tribal music* ]
MuhammadNazhrin MuhammadNazhrin luks liehk im goonna hahff tu drink my own pee
*[ bongos intensifies]*
*[ Tribal men chanting "ooga Chaka ooga Chaka ]*
*[ SAD MUSIC ]*
I saw your profil in a videp before
The music at 3:52 is beautiful. Cyanide must have composed it because it's not an original song. Well done.
ua-cam.com/video/nWoj0Ha56iA/v-deo.html
You mean it IS an original song?
@@ringostingo5892 your right
Well-known chord progression
Watch Philipp Glass - Truman Sleeps, Muse - New Born
As an European, that's how I imagine America's nature.
All of America's nature isn't candy. Some of it is fast food.
+Alex Wiedler hey only Americans like me can talk shit about america. jk lol
+Freak Shadow well I'm also American,sooooooo
This is completely accurate, as I'm American.
Dead on why do you think we're so ft we have bacon trees muffin bushes
I'm here because I was watching Game Grumps's Supermarket Simulator Episode 30 and Arin says he does a great Australian accent. I just NEED to give it a listen and it did not disappoint! Ted doesn't sound like Arin at all! That's impressive! (Just to add in, I feel bad for Ted's camera man.)
So this what it would be like to survive the wild
Tots I got lost and I found a chocolate pond
I found the cheese dessert when I got drove off from my exploration group.
Have you not played candy land
I once got lost and fell into some nestle quicksand
The milk part had me rolling😂😂😂
Lol. Did you see the junk mail one? I almost died laughing...
I'll take a look at it now!
Tee Powell ik thats the funniest one!! xD
Lmao it gets me every time!
That always happens to me with the muffins
3:47 We all saw that coming...
The way he says, “Raisins,” gets me every time.
I did not realize that Egorapter did the voice
I just found out too! :o amazing
Wait are you serious?
pause at 4:32 ;)
Holy crap!
I knew all along
I want a bacon tree...
Grow one then!
^^^^ .-. Really
Nicolas Alonso i wish. God, i feel bad for Vegitarians. They miss out so much. My bff is one.
Brivids!
Dear Vegetarians, Pitcher plants and Venus Flytraps both eat meat. Even plants think you're wrong
Schallazar Burn Nice one
They somehow got me to actually feel emotional
If this was real, I'd totally live outside
it appears a Ted announcement in description, xD
Is TED BEAR living in the TORIKO universe?
Ïl
I've seen this so many times and I had no idea Egoraptor voiced it.
*****
It's in the credits. :P I just never noticed it before.
Im surprised that this isn't one of the most popular!
How did I only now, in 2025, find out Arin from Game Grumps voiced Ted Bear?!
Right? I don't know how I never noticed!
who wishes this was real
I made that joke longer than u bud. Keep trying. BTW that one like was most likely from u
+Terrence Nguyen that's not a joke, nobody cares about you.
+Park Avenue Hahahaha
+Terrence Nguyen yep, no one cares
meh
is he in the place in cloudy with a chance of meatball 2
... Holy sh*t ...
+Sylvester Bukhave Edström *shit
I thought it would turn out to be a dessert island.
Ted BEAR died in a BEAR trap
No, he is in the TORIKO universe
Arin's Ross impression sure is good.
Bacon Flavored Cola 😂
“Oh hi, you didn’t see me there. Wanna know why? bEcAUsE iM bATmAn.”
So realistic. It pokes fun at how bear grylls always has some sort of food or a knife or a filtration kit handy nearby
he does always have a knife, but i don't think theres ever been an episode where he has a filtration system... he's always made it or filtered it through a survival method. The man is a green beret and one of the youngest to scale mount everest, people need to give him more respect :\
Cesar Cardenas Besides his show wasn't about him surviving it was about showing you how to survive if you end up in that scenario
Cesar Cardenas
SAS. ...he's not American
Chris Niedt What the hell kind of name is Soap?
Chris Niedt oh yeah i got mixed up :P
I did not realize that Ted Bear was Egoraptor
Caesar HEY I'M BEAR!
Lol
Hi
ikr
Caesar I JUST REALIZED IT
This dudes hairline is the McDonalds logo. I'm loving it headass.
Savage
Death just means you've finished... surviving
something you might have not noticed on your first time to watch this:
0:42 Ted Bear throws the plain on to the ground. Then at 0:51, he pulls the plane out of his backpack.
no shit sherlock
Markoyev I know there isn't any shit, just air planes on fire
All nature tacklers carry duplicates of their presentation assets just in case one does get thrown away. Consistency is important, and consistency means good story telling, and good story telling means survival.
Nick Rhodes So he was just carrying an extra burning plane in his backpack?
Infinite Monkey When you say it like that it seems silly.
anyone else think that the camera man was the one who put that bear trap there?
Of course
yea
Until I was seven, this was totally how I thought food worked.
Wow
Most people discover that at 8 or 10 years, you should be proud
Really though
+Xavi Golden American ?
+Cant think of a name right now 8 or 10 Are you kidding me? Then me and everyone I know must be Einsteins.
I 100% forgot this was voiced by Arin Hanson.
This is my favorite episode. Too bad there was never a second one.
same here. :P
Thanks Ted, now i can survive everywhere i go
Now THAT is a much harder way to survive - avoid all those irresistible treats if you get full.
I agree
If it was that easy he wouldn't have died.
Or, he's just a weak-willed person.
lol
Dat Profile pic doe...
The only candy related thing I eat is chocolate. Fuck that fruity shit.
If the wild outdoors were like this I’d go camping more often.
RIP in pepperoni Ted Bear
but wait
what if Ted Bear was not kill?
+Joshua Mabry watch part 2....
+Lord Voldemort and His Death Eater's Video's of Evil I did, so that's why the end said "but what if Ted Bear was not kill?"
but he didn't die.......
Lord Voldemort and His Death Eater's Video's of Evil exactly. Its MLG language for what if he didnt die
archer cat
I love how he pointed out that food doesn't mean energy, it means carbs. The ending makes so much more sense because of that xD
Holy shit, I did not notice it was Arin who did the voiceacting for Ted!
+Torbjörn Hagenstam I just found this out too. Holy crap, this guy is everywhere.
+Torbjörn Hagenstam I guess that makes Dan the camera man
I guess the credit saying egoraptors name wasnt obvious enough
Wave Razor Not a lot of people actually pay attention to the credits. It's usually when someone points it out that most people realize.
+Cosmic Cosmo wave razor sounds like he's really fun at parties
Anyone else just learn today that that’s Arin Hanson?
So that's what survival shows are like in candy land
Press 8 for fatality
+chessfan17 RAISINS!!
Press 9 for mobile ಥ_ಥ
fuck you
+zeed abu zeed what's your problem?
+ThunderBow98 Press 5 for "raisins"
that awkward moment when you've already seen part 2 of Ted bear
true
Same...
It's like you watched the rebuild series of Evangelion bevor the original. What I also accidently did ;-;
right
What really got me was when he pulled a quart of fresh milk from the inside of a tree. 😂
Bass Galaxy I still don’t get that joke. So sad
He's not fat... HE'S FLUFFY!!!
No he has big bones
No no no no he has big muscles a TRUE survival needs it
duy Nguyen No, he has excess fat reserves... wait...
He isnt fat, he just has "Reserved Energy" Clearly needed for survival.
Exactly! For hibernation.
Thanks to this video for saving my life. I was lost in the wilderness and used the stuff I learned from this video and survived
Well at least it worked for someone. I tried it and I starved to death instantly. I now lurk these comments from beyond the grave.
I just became a tree
That's it
I followed Ted Bear's advice and ended up getting my foot caught in a pool of hot chocolate. Glad it worked for you though.
max corrice wtf
I WANT A BACON TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
I had no idea this was Arin Hanson until I watched their recent Sonic Frontiers video 💀
honestly same, came back to listen and I still can't hear it
So this is how to survive in Adventure Time
Did I just watch cloudy with a chance of meatballs 3?
The amount of sarcasm in this video is too damn high!
*tribal music*
It took me 10 years, but Ted Bear falling into an actual bear trap is the funniest thing ever.
I think this guy's just so hungry he keeps seeing things.
#datplottwistdoe
That would explain why he was eating a dead zebra... Probably thought it was a giant gummy bear
Could of been funnier. But an A for effort
Feels like I just saw all the episodes of "naked and afraid" in less than 5 min.
LOL!!!
DollyRexy89 wa
This is what Bear Grylls sees when he eats a giant worm.
I feel like this should be older than 6 years
2005 it says in the description
@@Ajchubgainer No, read the whole thing. 2005 is when cyanide and happiness was created
@@shizumeru_ Oh, you're right. But it does say this is a re-upload of an old animation so it seems it's older than 2013. It's a mystery!
Maybe that's what the stuff looks like in the eyes of Bear Grylls...
You'd think his Gourmet cells would've been activated half-way through.
nice toriko reference
I used this guy in my science project. Much appreciated.
This episode was really a heart-touching one!!! 💓