@@petrsukenik9266 The reaction of Comrade Turgenev is unnecessarily sharp and stupid. But your statement is also extremely stupid. A lot of people in the world piss themselves after death. There is a very high chance that such an end awaits both you and me. But this does not mean that we are animals.
@Manek Iridius You mean before humans as social learning does not necessarily use language as a medium and we already have many other species capable of learning from each other, quite a few of which are older than even the oldest human species.
OP, i just checked, and indeed he says that in the game. Though i still cannot believe that Sun Tzu was so ahead of his time, he made an RTS game based on the art of war. It even has the same name.
@@maxamps45 Actually that phrase was wrote in "The Black Obelisk" by Erich Maria Remarque in 1956. And then forced by anti soviet propaganda as Stalins words. «One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is just a statistic» - thats the original.
This video is simply art, i'm touched. Usually C&C memes are pretty predictable, but... well, hearing WoWs SFX, that smol shark's "a" and more of this stuff simply made my evening better. I could have imagined anything, but nothing like this. You are a man of culture as well.
I love how the subs surface to attack and then the destroyers just lob depth charges like mortars to physically hit the sub.......so not how it works, but so nostalgic too.
I haven’t played the first one But I’ve played the 2nd and 3rd one and man it’s soooo good to see brand new content on revolving this game series, I’m so happy you did this video and hopefully can you the 2nd and 3rd game experience 🖤
I know it's late af. But you're criminally underrated, and I do not fucking know why you aren't as popular as you should be. High quality content + Nostalgia + Personality = The dream
In case you haven't actually played/seen the ending, their orders WERE to capture Stalin. The guy who yells "yes!" after the photoshopped in gunshots is a general who made the soldiers walk away long enough to commit the warcrime of killing Stalin himself.
Last I expected. ...was a World Of Warships meme...much less....A GURA MEME!! I'm happy to know you're well aware of our adorable loli shark! Also, the memes here have been exceptionally funny and entertaining! Like the "I'm just a CYUKA!!!! with a rocket launcher.." meme. Loved that one. Well done Comrade Tepe!
I have been waiting for this video for 2 months. And finally I waited for him! Thank you dude! Я ждал этого видео 2 месяца. И наконец-то я его дождался! Спасибо тебе, чувак!
Get inside... Tanya... *DEAD* All jokes aside, this was done very well. I played them on release and even today (and with the remaster) those games still hold up. So much fun.
Allied Campaign: Tank spam, Chronoshift, Spies, Tanya.
Soviet Campaign: Twin cannons, Tesla weapons, War Crimes, Nadia's special tea.
Also Kane twist at the end
"Special" tea.
get inside Tanya
@@wilsonweiseng6485 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
its her speciality
soldier: why are we destroying churches?
comander: money
The truth behind all the Soviet laicism...
*Henry VIII Intensifies*
@@seacatlol831 For Henry VIII it was divorce.
@Wesson Parker This a copy-paste. I swear I've seen this comment somewhere else.
@@sidlukkassen9687 But he did take the opportunity to take all the Catholic Church's assets for himself.
"I am, the future. Comander."
-Some dude called Kane, I dont know
probably just some whack job, i doubt he'll achieve anything
@@thiswebsitesucksTBH although he does seem pretty convincing
Kane, huh ?.
I dunno, this guy looks have no speciality.
KaNe(金) in Japanese means money
He knows de wae.
allied campaning: "lets kill stallin"
soviet campaning: "lets kill stallin"
Same with ra2 with kill yuri
And ra 3 with kill cherdenko lol
Shut up
@@user-xn5ye9ih4m ohhh did i offended you?
Good
Stalin died in pool of his own piss like an animal
@@user-xn5ye9ih4m к чему такая реакция, товарищ? Это не продуктивно.
@@petrsukenik9266
The reaction of Comrade Turgenev is unnecessarily sharp and stupid.
But your statement is also extremely stupid.
A lot of people in the world piss themselves after death. There is a very high chance that such an end awaits both you and me. But this does not mean that we are animals.
Other RTS Games:
Red Alert: *_300% Extra Memes included in Cutscenes_*
RA3: Hold my Tim Curry.
@@podemosurss8316 ahaha
@@podemosurss8316 SPACE
The moment everyone realizes memes had an origin in the 1990s.
@Manek Iridius You mean before humans as social learning does not necessarily use language as a medium and we already have many other species capable of learning from each other, quite a few of which are older than even the oldest human species.
*HELL MARCH INTENSIFIES*
Red Alert’s cutscenes are so corny I can’t tell apart which are memes and which are actual cutscenes haha.
Absolutely love the cheesy CGI scenes. Had to be one of the best parts of CnC. Generals didn’t have any but it was still pretty awesome!
RA3 cutscenes are the best.
@@podemosurss8316 I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!
aah kids these days, back in the days this was gta 6 graphics alike.
@@beresrobert4262 Tim Curry was the best.
5:01 Ramius: "Give me a ping Vasily. One ping only please."
5:02 One ping: "Ping!"
5:04 Gawr Gura: "A."
Give me an A, Gura. One A only, please.
5:05 Ah , I see you are a man of culture as well
Was gonna say, was kinda sus.
a
A
a
*a*
After finishing both campaigns, I'm seeing a trend in the "bad guys" side being the far more enjoyable campaign storywise.
And that there it's always a bald dude that it's a supervillain
@@fallenghost1760 Are you calling Kane a supervillain? Heretic!
@@bismarckandthekriegsmarine2954 no, im calling yuri supervillain, kane was a vissionary
yeah i liked nods campaign much more in tib sun than gdi
@@fallenghost1760 Kane ran so Yuri could mind control.
Thank you, never know my epilepsy need that much communism
Better to have a stroke than Red
Or something...
It's OUR epilepsy now🌚👌
@@PrimarisChan so you gonna share the bill when i hospitalize right !
Communism is nothing when Tiberium appear
@@bolobalaman Yes please, sharing is Communism.
That tea has killed more soviets than any allied weapon.
WHY WAS THERE KANE IN THE END
@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi Because it was an alternative timeline where Red Alert story was tied to C&C story
Can't wait for you to do the rest of the CNC games. Just don't ask for 4th cnc, it haven't came out yet
Seems like the tiberium universe and red alert universe are connected.
@@pioneer5400 It is, but really depends on the ending. Allies ending - Red Alert, Soviet ending - Command and Conquer
Rulet 550 ah very interesting.
can you stop joking instead? my brain is gonna overload.
Domas Baliulis what?
1:44 SERVER CONNECTION LOST
1:51 YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR RIGHT WING
_"when you kill one, it's a tragedy. but when you kill ten million, it's a statistic."_
--Sun Tzu, The Art of War
haha u mad bruh
Actually Stalin said that.
OP, i just checked, and indeed he says that in the game.
Though i still cannot believe that Sun Tzu was so ahead of his time, he made an RTS game based on the art of war. It even has the same name.
@@maxamps45 Actually that phrase was wrote in "The Black Obelisk" by Erich Maria Remarque in 1956. And then forced by anti soviet propaganda as Stalins words.
«One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is just a statistic» - thats the original.
@@bruhSaintJohn it was a joke...
Ale ze polak tworzy taki dobry content szanuje
Można było się w sumie skapnąć po nazwie xd
I don't understand, but anything Polish is good for me (y)
Halo mówi chymiel jadmiga styrta się pali
@@Matikros2005 a straż pożarna jest?
@@mikibodi7024 eeeee styrta się pali
This video is simply art, i'm touched.
Usually C&C memes are pretty predictable, but... well, hearing WoWs SFX, that smol shark's "a" and more of this stuff simply made my evening better.
I could have imagined anything, but nothing like this. You are a man of culture as well.
5:00 A
There's just so many memes here, love that heavy quotes
I replayed it to make sure I heard that. This video is awesome!
Stalin: I will unite all of Europe.
Kane: Allow me to introduce myself. For you see....7:47
peace through power
Mercy is for the weak.
One Vision. One Purpose.
And thats how Yuriys Revenge Started xD
@@VallornDeathblade The Technology of Peace!
The Soviet Mission is the true ending
-change my mind-
Both are canon >_>
For Tiberium saga, yes.
It is canon for the Tiberium timeline
If you want a world full of tiberium, soviets are canon, if you want to continue with the Allies, someone will control your mind.
KANE LIVES!
You make Stalin proud today, comrade.
He won’t be proud anymore because he’s dead from poisoning
Ô ae vn
Me: drinks tea
Video: Kurwa moje pole
Me: Why my tea is on the monitor?
Because this Nadya's tea...
F
I love how the subs surface to attack and then the destroyers just lob depth charges like mortars to physically hit the sub.......so not how it works, but so nostalgic too.
The sound A-10 from modern warfare 3 on Soviet attack aircraft is wonderful!
Sounds like Insurgency Sandstorm imo tbh
@@EvoSwatch Only Yuri knows where this sound comes from
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT *
@@user-kb6gv8rp6v gatling cannnon/tank.exe
Nadia's tea is so good it's worth dying for...
6:01 those YAK-7 went BRRRRTTTTTT literally
I served in brigade that appears at 5:17 xd
Anyone remember when the Red Alert was basically a prequel to the Tiberium timeline...
Soviet Campaign - Prequel to the Tiberium Timeline
Red Alert is cheesy like how those old 50s monster movies are cheesy. You can't help but love it.
6:21 a missed moment to insert vdv song
I haven’t played the first one
But I’ve played the 2nd and 3rd one and man it’s soooo good to see brand new content on revolving this game series, I’m so happy you did this video and hopefully can you the 2nd and 3rd game experience 🖤
I know it's late af. But you're criminally underrated, and I do not fucking know why you aren't as popular as you should be.
High quality content + Nostalgia + Personality = The dream
1:57
As a Finn, i can confirm this really happened!
I love how they say “orders are orders” and then commit a war crime. Like not even going to capture and put him on trial?
Did you forget the ending?.
In case you haven't actually played/seen the ending, their orders WERE to capture Stalin. The guy who yells "yes!" after the photoshopped in gunshots is a general who made the soldiers walk away long enough to commit the warcrime of killing Stalin himself.
Well he's Greek and Stalin bombed the Acropolis for no apparent reason, so it's understandable he is somewhat upset.
So it wasn't just me that failed that bastard mission because the cruisers nuked the Chronosphere by missing
1:02 highly relatable
I was actually shitting at the time of my first viewing hahaha
6:24 that exactly happens to me when I first play that mission
Yeah baby. Thats what we've been waiting for.
Ну вот! Совсем другое дело! Наконец-то шутки в большей степени сделаны в виде мемов, а не диалогов персонажей. Ура! Ура! Ура!!!
Yessssssss!
Ахах
Last I expected. ...was a World Of Warships meme...much less....A GURA MEME!!
I'm happy to know you're well aware of our adorable loli shark!
Also, the memes here have been exceptionally funny and entertaining! Like the "I'm just a CYUKA!!!! with a rocket launcher.." meme. Loved that one. Well done Comrade Tepe!
Those WoWS sfx during the sea battle got me good
4:50 ah yes, the ten million relief plan.
KURWA MOJE POLE
Next Video in The Command and Comquer Generals Zero Hour Experience
....Title might be: Violating the Geneva Suggestions Experience.
0:30 yessir
I have been waiting for this video for 2 months. And finally I waited for him! Thank you dude!
Я ждал этого видео 2 месяца. И наконец-то я его дождался! Спасибо тебе, чувак!
I want Red Alert 2 remastered and Red Alert 2 experience!!!
Before rush Berlin you needed to put Malashenko speech from World in Conflict
5:55 precision strike inbound!!
A
Literally that meme with everyone pointing guns at each one head (except Kane being behind everything with sniper pointed to Nadia) 😂😂😂
Red Alert:
You are chased by an enemy spy who is chased by an enemy spy of the enemy of yours enemies.
LoL
Snoopy Dooggy is that u, who made this?
"Welcome to the rice fields" for Mongolian Finland was a nice touch.
Just because we are Asian, doesn't mean there's rice fields here smh
Yes, yeeeees, make more Red Alert!
This video gave me an insane amount of pure, hard, laughs.
Thank you very much. Subscribed.
The earrape submarine ping scared the shit out of my dog. Great vid
2:24 Spy is not our spy!
Super filmy thx za film :))))
Red is forever
Love your channel man! Great Work! Keep up the good work
No one wants to play the boring good guys
We want to play as the GLORIOUS guys
Man, I love that they brought this game back. I may not have grown up with it, but I’m sure some of y’all did.
I love your videos! I cant wait to see you do a Red Alert 2 Experience someday!
You should do Red Alert 2 experience. Your videos are awesome!
great game and I'm glad it got a remaster
I just love how accurate the Stalin depiction got.
"A weapon to surpass Metal Gear" a tank with two turrets.
Ничто не предвещало ♂️CUM♂️
Я только из-за угарного монтажа смотрю. Реально, спасибо что поднимаешь настроение )))
Когда нашел русский коммен:
о повезло повезло
the sync up to that reaction at 7:00 was masterful
oh yea my body is ready
Something something gura saying A...
Whoever wins, Stalin losses... Poor guy. Oh wait.
Stalin: Mmm this is pretty good what is it?
Kane: Oh, its Teaberium.
Stalin: Tastes like victory!
Kane: Indeed.
Omg you are back its good to see you again you absolute legend
0:17 Killing one guy speedrun
No lie i have always loved the cheesey cutscenes of Command and Conquer.
this is probably the best shitposting games experience
Shit. Like at 1:00 I had to stop the video to get some oxygen. Dammit you killed me so fast.
Get inside... Tanya... *DEAD*
All jokes aside, this was done very well. I played them on release and even today (and with the remaster) those games still hold up. So much fun.
The company for the Soviets canon, for the alliance - deftyachy fan fiction
Oh boy that bald guy sure looked confident I bet he's got a bright future ahead of him
Fun fact! Red alert 1 is cannon in both the Red Alert and Tiberium universes. it's a prequel to both Tiberium Dawn and Red Alert 2
Another quality content... Looking forward for future vids
3:02 - Is really possible to get that turret destroyed? lol I cant imagine other way aside manually shooting at ground with it.
Kane at the end of the Russian campaign was the best twist in gaming history!
Rip dogs
I thought the explaination from why your spy doesn't leave the enemy building because they actually die during infiltration was pretty neat.
YES.
The red alert i need it!
Logic of red alert:4 bombs won't kill humans
1:33 you trigered my fight or flight
Następny dzień,
Następny odcinek,
Następna nostalgia,
Ale jest dobrze jesteś najlepszy
RED ALERT 2 please
hooray we will wait for part 2 well and the videos you have are just excellent continue in the same spirit
5:34 is that soundbite from the video where the guy is yelling at cats?
Yes, it is.
"I Am The Future"
~Kane
5:05 I wanna gwar gura noseart in wows RIGHT NOW!
We need C&C Red Alert 2.
This made my day!