@@impersonal6650 Sanguinius beats everyone. He's the strongest not because he wants to be, but because he doesn't want to be. Depending on what source material you read, he fell victim to his curse and stabbed the emperor after beating Horus. There is a version where Horus didn't get noped out of existence by his father, but by his brother.
This is a meme that appeals to a hyper-specific cross-section of people, and since I knew what video they had sampled from about two seconds into the bit I guess that cross section is me. I’m here for it. Its so perfect.
It took me until the end of the video AND reading the comments & then description to realise this was not a trimmed & polished cut of NL actually doing a 40K thing, but instead a trimmed cut of NL ranking something else then polished into a 40K thing. Learning he was originally talking about real life celebrities _after the fact_ made this even funnier
Wait what the fuck really? That's crazy, apart from the ludicrous notion of a baseline human beating a primarch in a straight fight, I never suspected that it was an edit of an entirely different topic.
-"win in a duel against Lion El Jonson? Come on dude". -"I m telling you man, when the fight starts I see red and go all out". Edit: it is irony towards delusional people and their fighting abilities.
Apparently he once beat a demon by calmly explaining to it that as an entity from the realm of immaterial thought, it wasn’t real and relied on acknowledgement he wouldn’t give, and it started dissolving right there.
@@recursiveslacker7730 i wonder to what extent that could work. I mean, the Imperium already uses crazy amounts of propaganda and brainwashing, what happens if they just deny the existence of Chaos really hard? Would that invalidate the only truly infinitely powerful faction in the setting?
@@recursiveslacker7730 "you arent real" "b bb but im literally infront of you" "but i dont acknowledge you" " how does this work?" what why am i dissolving AHHHHHHHH"
You are an imperial fist pretending to be a bad guy. So cute but we all know you cry for Dorn. The fact that you said you are alpha legion is how I know you are lying. Alpha legion NEVER admits to being alpha
im fairly sure curze beat him in the heresy lion is a great all rounder, he is not the best 1v1 fighter unironically thats probably either fulgrim or perterabo peter turbo is outright the biggest overachiever of all the primarchs, he took down daemon angron in a single swing, he utterly shamed fulgrim, hes literally never lost a fight and basically 1 man orchestrated the entire heresy the dude is almost inarguably the most supremely capable of all the primarchs, to the point it might not even be close hes just a petulant bitch, so no one WANTS to say hes that good
The fact that somehow Lion El'Jonson, arguably the greatest warrior among the Primarchs, is both your first pick and also an 'easy win' makes me think this guardsman might not have read his Imperial Primer. Sounds like Herasy to me.
Yeah, it's probably only in there because of the age joke. Or maybe because in lore people keep thinking they can take him. Same with the Khan, hes easily one of the best but the cardio joke just wrote itself.
This was incredible. I genuinely laughed many times at how great the dialogue is with the given primarch pictures. However long this took to make, it was worth it. Thank you.
Vulkan is that guy who genuinely COULD beat you up but chooses not to. Alpharius is the guy who offers an honest scrap on the subway train late at night, but when you square up his homie comes from the other car, sucker punches you in the kidneys and then they both take your wallet and run.
Dorn, Khan, Sanguinius, Guilliman, Vulkan would all respond favorably to a friendly challenge of "I'm going to go all out, but you know my odds are 0, so please don't kill me when I fail, ok? I just want to see what it would be like to fight you." They'll subdue you with a good spanking in front of their chapters. Russ will kill you. Jonson is sleepy. Try kissing first. Angron would kill you on eye contact. Curze would kill and torture you on sight. He'd find a way to do it in that order. Perturabo would be someone to avoid. You can walk next to him on the sidewalk but make sure you're dressed nice and tell him you're off to work when you part ways. Don't complain to HR about him because he's more productive than you. Don't talk politics with Horus and you'll be fine. Corax is iffy on the challenge. Might kill you, definitely going to hurt you. Alpharius is like beating up the CIA. Sure you can beat up a CIA guy, but can you beat up the CIA collectively? And can you even be sure you fought Alpharius? Magnus will use the fight to convert you to Thousand Sons after you say "Is magic even real?" Mortarion is a smelly loser. I can kill him but I'm going to catch something so it's not worth it. I'm just killing Fulgrim and Lorgar and they won't even see me coming. Ironic for Fulgrim. Fuck Lorgar on all levels.
I don't know who the original youtuber is and my comment is over a year later...but as someone who has just started their journey into the books/lore...this was brilliantly done.
It took me too long to realize this was a parody video and not Northernlion taking the piss about which demigods of war he could beat in a fistfight lmao
Vulcan is the only one I'd even consider going up against, cause he's such a bro that there's probably like a 50/50 chance that he'd throw the fight if I told him that my girlfriend is watching and I want to look cool in front of her.
Alpharius is 100% gonna jump you and make it a 5v1. No way i can take him. And later you find out that he wasn't even among the people that fucked you up!
Angron is of course correct. How many Grey Knights did he wreck before they sent him back into the Warp for a while? Angron is like an entire Tyranid Hive Fleet only angrier. And he won't stop to eat you because he has more killing to do.
Be careful when beating Mortartion. So far he has dropped on his knees and pledged eternal allegiance to everyone who beat him (Necromancer, Emperor, Nurgle...). So unless you want a smelly disciple consider letting him win.
I am a huge fan art/official Warhammer 40k art enthusiast. I’ve seen almost everything. I have never ever seen that strange picture of Horus. The smile. The feathers……very unsettling and almost out of character
This is how the most sane Kriegsman thinks
And it works
@@LionOfTawhid so they produce waaah field
"The only reason why I'm not running is because that I think he is mentally sane," is a perfect explanation for Vulkan as well as his enemies
“I’m running ok, like this guy is crazy. He could kill me, he might _want_ to kill me. So i think you should run” about Angron is so perfect.
Well he did burn those eldar, didn’t he?
Fits for Sanguinius also. He cooks basically anyone (if not exhausted af), but he doesn't wanna.
@@impersonal6650 Sanguinius beats everyone. He's the strongest not because he wants to be, but because he doesn't want to be. Depending on what source material you read, he fell victim to his curse and stabbed the emperor after beating Horus. There is a version where Horus didn't get noped out of existence by his father, but by his brother.
@@flithbrin I d say, withput chaos powers, it s a tie between Sanguinius and Vulkan. Vulkan is a beast, even though he doesn t show it often.
The “he’s got cardio” on Khan was hilarious
Khan doesn't just have cardio, he is cardio.
@@flithbrin 😎😂🏃🏽♂️
@@flithbrin He is speed and diesel cardio!
This is a meme that appeals to a hyper-specific cross-section of people, and since I knew what video they had sampled from about two seconds into the bit I guess that cross section is me. I’m here for it. Its so perfect.
Same.
There's dozens of us. Dozens!
@@the_rockerfly Baker's dozens! (We come in thirteens)
I would love Northernlion to react to this!
One year later and this is so me
Lol, Ferrus getting booted into the "unkown" category was perfect. Iron Hands got shafted by the Heresy really badly.
who?
@@smupp6545 Fulgrim decapitated him with his Laer blade.
Everyone forgets Ferrus.
I would love Northernlion to react to this!
@Right-Wing ⚡️⚡️ the guy with one of highest primarch kill count
"Didn't he have a secret family or something?"
Omega in the background 😂
*Konrad Kurz wearing someone's skin as a bathrobe
"He seems a little unstable"
The emperor monitoring his children’s mental health be like:
@@Wertsir 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's nothing "unstable" about that.
It took me until the end of the video AND reading the comments & then description to realise this was not a trimmed & polished cut of NL actually doing a 40K thing, but instead a trimmed cut of NL ranking something else then polished into a 40K thing.
Learning he was originally talking about real life celebrities _after the fact_ made this even funnier
Wait what the fuck really? That's crazy, apart from the ludicrous notion of a baseline human beating a primarch in a straight fight, I never suspected that it was an edit of an entirely different topic.
"i dont wnna fight a person that when it KNOCKS YOU Over he says "This is where the fight beguins!" - on Conrad Curze
It’s the prefect description
yeah i uh, i watched the video too
Konrad "More than a little unstable" Curze.
-"win in a duel against Lion El Jonson? Come on dude".
-"I m telling you man, when the fight starts I see red and go all out".
Edit: it is irony towards delusional people and their fighting abilities.
Average blood angles or successor
I would love Northernlion to react to this!
Makes a compliment to that self centered asshole, he will lower his guard and backstab him. What will he do ? Crying in a rock during 10k years ?
Because that worked so well for Angron
@@VoxAstra-qk4jz yes, it is a joke.
"he's got a secret family" lol
There's lots of 40k memes on YT. But yours are the only ones that can go longer than a minute while still being spot-on and absolutely hilarious
@@andrewsullivan2369 na curze would bring a knife to a fist fight like the brain-damaged weasel that he is
It's weird how well this convo matches
It is indeed well cut :)
thats the same with those Alex Jones clips. this is all to real.
The Sanguinius one was hilarious cuz that's probably how Sanguinius would fist fight a guardsman 😂
For the Emperor and Sanguinis! 🩸
Apparently he once beat a demon by calmly explaining to it that as an entity from the realm of immaterial thought, it wasn’t real and relied on acknowledgement he wouldn’t give, and it started dissolving right there.
@@recursiveslacker7730 Sanguinius OWNS Daemon with FACTS and LOGIC ( gone wrong )
@@recursiveslacker7730 i wonder to what extent that could work. I mean, the Imperium already uses crazy amounts of propaganda and brainwashing, what happens if they just deny the existence of Chaos really hard? Would that invalidate the only truly infinitely powerful faction in the setting?
@@recursiveslacker7730 "you arent real"
"b bb but im literally infront of you"
"but i dont acknowledge you"
" how does this work?"
what why am i dissolving AHHHHHHHH"
Most accurate ranking is definitely Ferrus Manus
who
@@eiatos Uhhh I think he said furry manhole
"He's a little unstable."
Curze Bateman, the billionaire vigilante.
“Batman meets Bateman” is actually a pretty good description of Konrad Curze
"I live in the Nostramo building, on the 11th floor. My name is Konrad Bateman, i'm 27 years old."
The crossover of TNL and Warhammer feels more targeted at me than I am comfortable with.
I'm in your walls
@@edwinvoncarstein HES IN THE GAWT DAM WALLS
I wasn't subscribed to this channel and it got recommended to me
"Thats the kind of energy I dont want to fight against' Is the perfect description of the Night Lords.
Calling Horus persona non grata made me laugh so loud
Horus is a bit of a silly goose, he's not invited to the cookout anymore
Holy brsh, the Eggfather 40k edit era is something I didn't know I needed, but my body is ready.
Given that I too am Alpharius, I have to agree with Alpharius being Alpharius. 10/10 Hydra Dominatus.
This was a lie.... Hydra Dominatus.
This was NOT a lie.
how can you tell when Alpharius is lying?
Wait im Alpharius though...
You are an imperial fist pretending to be a bad guy. So cute but we all know you cry for Dorn.
The fact that you said you are alpha legion is how I know you are lying. Alpha legion NEVER admits to being alpha
"I don't wanna disrespect him... neither of us know how to fight-" for Magnus lmfao
First person he picks first is probably the best 1v1 fighter in the lore.
GW is probably never gonna put him in a fight with any of Daemon Primarchs because The Lion probably cooks their ass and the war is over.
Funny you say that in the latest novel he dusts Angron and banishes him back to the warp
@@impersonal6650 He just clapped Angron lmao
@@impersonal6650 OOOOOF aged like fine milk
im fairly sure curze beat him in the heresy
lion is a great all rounder, he is not the best 1v1 fighter
unironically thats probably either fulgrim or perterabo
peter turbo is outright the biggest overachiever of all the primarchs, he took down daemon angron in a single swing, he utterly shamed fulgrim, hes literally never lost a fight and basically 1 man orchestrated the entire heresy
the dude is almost inarguably the most supremely capable of all the primarchs, to the point it might not even be close
hes just a petulant bitch, so no one WANTS to say hes that good
"I don't know who he is" for Ferrus is DIRTY work lmfao
"Doesn't he have a secret family?"
My god. Ive been an NL viewer since what? 2011/2012. I honestly thought this was one of his videos.
HE'S COOKIN' MY ASS!!??! 😂
This edit went unreasonably hard. Give this man all the +2s.
He bares the mark of chaos! Bald! And even worse he pulls it off! He might be alpharus
The fact that somehow Lion El'Jonson, arguably the greatest warrior among the Primarchs, is both your first pick and also an 'easy win' makes me think this guardsman might not have read his Imperial Primer. Sounds like Herasy to me.
Yeah, it's probably only in there because of the age joke. Or maybe because in lore people keep thinking they can take him. Same with the Khan, hes easily one of the best but the cardio joke just wrote itself.
Sanguinius part is kinda wholesome
How the hell is every single one of these so on point? 😂
This was incredible. I genuinely laughed many times at how great the dialogue is with the given primarch pictures. However long this took to make, it was worth it. Thank you.
It matches so well, halfway through I completely forgot that he's not actually ranking the Primarchs
The " Doesn't he have like a secret family? " on Alpharius absolutely ended me. The Khan cardio one was also hilarious.
"Doesn't he have a secret family or something like that?"
Killed it :D
When a guardsman has too much beer in friday night and becomes confident
Meanwhile, Kharne:
" *Get Up* "
*Emperor's Children Marine:* "Yeah I could take 3 Primarchs at the same time.
*World Eater:* "...In a fight, right?"
My new headcanon is all the Alpha Legion are just Northernlion and they all do the same bits
"I hate to say it, but Hydra Dominatus quite frankly"
"He's got cardio."
"I GOT CARDIO TOO!"🤣
Vulkan is that guy who genuinely COULD beat you up but chooses not to.
Alpharius is the guy who offers an honest scrap on the subway train late at night, but when you square up his homie comes from the other car, sucker punches you in the kidneys and then they both take your wallet and run.
thats after theyve been poisoning your drinking water for 2 months, and got you fired from your job by impersonating you on social media
You go to fight alpharius just to realize that you are alpharius.
And that's the plot of Fight Club, I'm Alpharius.
"I don't know who this is" is hilarious with Ferrus Manus. You and me both, my friend, you and me both.
NL in my 40k meme videos? Is it Christmas?
Never expected to see the Egg in one of these this is amazing
NL and WH40k is insane combo
Didn't he have a secret family was great 😂😂😂
1:33 What we learnt is Curze has good Jiu Jitsu
Bro destroyed Ferrus Memes and didn't even raise a hand for it
Custodes: Wanna join the Lucifer Blacks, Guardsman? You got the sauce kid.
I didn’t realize how badly I wanted NL to stumble his way through 40k lore until now
I don't want to fight somebody who knocks me out, and they say "This is where the fight begins" LMAO =!!!!
Never thought I'd see Northerlion rank the primarchs
You did dirty my boi Ferrus 😭😂 much love y'all Iron Hands
This works surprisingly well. I'm glad this channel is active again, you do great work with all of these.
Dorn, Khan, Sanguinius, Guilliman, Vulkan would all respond favorably to a friendly challenge of "I'm going to go all out, but you know my odds are 0, so please don't kill me when I fail, ok? I just want to see what it would be like to fight you." They'll subdue you with a good spanking in front of their chapters. Russ will kill you.
Jonson is sleepy. Try kissing first.
Angron would kill you on eye contact.
Curze would kill and torture you on sight. He'd find a way to do it in that order.
Perturabo would be someone to avoid. You can walk next to him on the sidewalk but make sure you're dressed nice and tell him you're off to work when you part ways. Don't complain to HR about him because he's more productive than you.
Don't talk politics with Horus and you'll be fine.
Corax is iffy on the challenge. Might kill you, definitely going to hurt you.
Alpharius is like beating up the CIA. Sure you can beat up a CIA guy, but can you beat up the CIA collectively? And can you even be sure you fought Alpharius?
Magnus will use the fight to convert you to Thousand Sons after you say "Is magic even real?"
Mortarion is a smelly loser. I can kill him but I'm going to catch something so it's not worth it.
I'm just killing Fulgrim and Lorgar and they won't even see me coming. Ironic for Fulgrim. Fuck Lorgar on all levels.
I NEVER would've thought to see my favorite Egg being spliced for a Warhammer video xD
I'll definitely put SERIOUS COIN on the LION match ...
you underestimate MR. EL JONSON
Lmao this is too well cut.
3:40 the cutaway to this realization made me lol for real
This was amazing. I require more NL 40k memes. POG FOR THE POG GOD! EGGS FOR THE EGG THRONE!
2 of my favourite things in life have finally been combined.
EGGS FOR THE EGG CARTON
The ultimate twist is the he IS Alpharius.
The disrespect for my boy the lion 😢
I don't know who the original youtuber is and my comment is over a year later...but as someone who has just started their journey into the books/lore...this was brilliantly done.
"Be careful who you call short in middle school."
Accurate.
Sanguinius: (holds my hands)
Me: What are you doing… what are you going to do to me
Sanguinius: “Don’t resist little man”
Me: I won’t
Sanguinius: …
An EC wrote this.
The way he speaks referring to Sanguinius is more than perfectly placed.
I was not expecting a Northernlion crossover, amazing video
1 on 1 I'd die.
1 on 18 I'd win, they'd be too busy fighting each other to notice me 😂
It's true, Horus is something of a persona non grata.
It's him, John Warhammer
It took me too long to realize this was a parody video and not Northernlion taking the piss about which demigods of war he could beat in a fistfight lmao
Ferus being in the "?" is pretty sad but true
This is one of your best vids imo.
>he's got a secret family
did you get him to say this
he cooking my ass made me holler for volkan lmao
Vulcan is the only one I'd even consider going up against, cause he's such a bro that there's probably like a 50/50 chance that he'd throw the fight if I told him that my girlfriend is watching and I want to look cool in front of her.
The fact that this works so unbelievably well…
It’s scary.
Must be warp tainted.
No other explanation.
Its crazy how well all of those worked.
Ferrus gets no love, "who is this person" 😂
RE: Konrad Curze
"That's the kind of energy I don't wanna fight against..." Omfg I'm slain
"didnt he have like a secret family or something like that?"
unknown guardsman, circa m31, post battle of pluto
Alpharius is 100% gonna jump you and make it a 5v1. No way i can take him. And later you find out that he wasn't even among the people that fucked you up!
First time Peter turbo get the respect he deserve.
this is genius. "once they knock you over they're like this is where the fight begins"
This edit was so well done it took me like 20 seconds to realize it wasn't a stream clip.
Alpharius: "You might beat one of me. But can you beat all of me?"
The fact that for the first three and a half minutes through the video I didn't realize this was an edit is impressive as to who put who and where
"neither of us know how to fight" killed me, good stuff👍
Angron is of course correct. How many Grey Knights did he wreck before they sent him back into the Warp for a while? Angron is like an entire Tyranid Hive Fleet only angrier. And he won't stop to eat you because he has more killing to do.
I mean he is a primarch bro. They are the closest in power to the emperor him self.
he did just one mistake: killing old bale Eye.
Now the Orks want his Head
@@BeatmasterAC that wasnt a mistake, its more blood to be shed and skulls to be collected
@@rateros9006ol Ghaz gunna krump dat demon man’s little red arse, I fink
This is just facts. Anyone could demolish that cowardly Lion.
Alpharius: I don't have family, I got *SECRET FAMILY*
Be careful when beating Mortartion. So far he has dropped on his knees and pledged eternal allegiance to everyone who beat him (Necromancer, Emperor, Nurgle...). So unless you want a smelly disciple consider letting him win.
I didnt even question the legitimacy of this video tbh
I need more NL Warhammer content. Specifically him saying who in the universe he could fight.
The algorithm has an absolutely uncanny aim
First sentence is crazy already I love it
This is why horoscopes apply to you.
I am a huge fan art/official Warhammer 40k art enthusiast. I’ve seen almost everything. I have never ever seen that strange picture of Horus. The smile. The feathers……very unsettling and almost out of character