Cloning Infinite Orks in Dawn of War

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  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +2330

    An ork warboss convincing the orks that they have not yet actually hit the limit of how many orks they could support deploying into battle simply because the orks can't count very well is entirely on brand for them.

    • @ryujinkurogami1683
      @ryujinkurogami1683 4 роки тому +276

      You see, if you count to ten with your fingers, you open both hands. So if you count beyond that, you close some of the fingers, so you're less than ten again.
      I'd say, the Orkz counting makes sense.

    • @TankHunter678
      @TankHunter678 4 роки тому +110

      Orks are a race of psykers, if they believe in something hard enough and enough of them do so they make it reality. A box, a piece of lead, and a cardboard tube for them produces a machine gun with infinite ammo capable of breaching tank armor simply because they believe that is what happens.
      So for orks if they count to ten then what is that 10, ten orks? Ten thousand orks? Ten million orks? Ten billion orks? If they believe it then it happens.

    • @SATELLITEDOWN7735
      @SATELLITEDOWN7735 4 роки тому +116

      @@TankHunter678 there is a story of a space marine losing his arm in battle, he then picked up a ork arm and put it in place of his lost one, and it worked, because the orks that saw this "knew" it would 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dragoonunleashed9962
      @dragoonunleashed9962 4 роки тому +62

      @@TankHunter678 Don't fall for the memes, their gestalt field is limited to certain things the Old Ones programmed them with (like red unz go fasta), and it's purpose on ork tek like gunz or stompy fings is to act as a safety measure so it will be better, or at least it'll fall appart later on. is like buying a cheap PVC tube and puting duct tape on it: it's not bad quality, it works fine but just to make sure it'll last longer, and if it breaks, the leak is not that bad, same with ork teknology.

    • @trolldrool
      @trolldrool 4 роки тому +74

      @@dragoonunleashed9962 Yeah, the memes are fun and all, but I've seen a disturbing number of people who don't seem to be aware that there is a line to be drawn. If the ork's gestalt field really made literally anything they believe to become true, they would never lose a single battle to the Imperium due to their innate belief that "Green is best" and that orks "Woz made for fighting an' winning". It would also mean that Lorgar was right all along as the orks believe that the Emperor is humanity's wargod.

  • @szsdg2591
    @szsdg2591 4 роки тому +9775

    It is not a exploit, just game being lore friendly.

    • @DerFreiegedanke
      @DerFreiegedanke 4 роки тому +261

      The best kind of games.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 4 роки тому +327

      Honestly, a lot of the "exploits" that spiff utilizes are actually intended to be part of the game...

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 4 роки тому +26

      @@serranoscottiedalemichaelr6565 Like full Jokaero army for example

    • @KapitainvonHass
      @KapitainvonHass 4 роки тому +170

      My favorite part about Warhammer was that once Orks where seen on planets the Imperium was like "Nope! Exterminatus" because they realized it's pointless to try and fight that, just glass the planet. Unless there was like a Titan or relic they wanted.

    • @soldiersPL
      @soldiersPL 4 роки тому +137

      @@KapitainvonHass That's because orc spores are absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to kill off, Cadia, a most fortified and renowned FORTRESS world, that has tons of fortified cities, has regular, scheduled bombardments of *every single* crevice, in between this cities, to the point that this eats regiment-sized stockpiles of shells, and they do this *every single day*.
      And there are *still* orcs in there, only tested and true way to deal with orc spores, is to clear entire entire area with promethean fire, and by area, i mean several tens / hundreds of meters, around area where even a single orc was.

  • @ciphercdr3349
    @ciphercdr3349 4 роки тому +985

    "From the Tau perspective it's just a valley filled with Orks!"
    Thats basically the perspective of every race that ever fought the Orks, this includes the Orks themself.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 4 роки тому +31

      Maybe except Biel-Tan who with the Void Spinner. They see a valley full of fertilizer.

    • @Mr_Morningsloth
      @Mr_Morningsloth 4 роки тому +8

      as someone who plays orks on the table top my opponents say the same

    • @ipatchymakouli415
      @ipatchymakouli415 4 роки тому +12

      Pretty sure Nids see a valley of tasty shrooms

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 4 роки тому +10

      Imagine the poor necrons when they fought the krorks, they look at their enemy and see millions of primarch sized mushroom people

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 4 роки тому +10

      @@loganjblack From their perspective they see tiny mushroom people that were quite a bit bigger in the good old days.
      But give them a few centuries of warfare against the Necrons and they might grow back to the old size. Unless they are exterminated first of course.

  • @FailcopterWes
    @FailcopterWes 3 роки тому +851

    Giving the Orks no unit cap is basically making them canon horde sized. It might not be a smart strategy, but nobody ever accused the Orks of being smart.

    • @kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery
      @kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery 2 роки тому +14

      I agree that this is accurate.
      It makes it realy hard to miss.

    • @GorgutzEadUnter
      @GorgutzEadUnter 2 роки тому +38

      OI DAT'S NOD VERY NOICE WE'Z DONT NEED SMARTS ANYWAYS WE CAN JUST KRUMP YA GITZ

    • @kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery
      @kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery 2 роки тому +3

      @@GorgutzEadUnter you get any closer and I'll slay you with my shovel.
      FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

    • @GorgutzEadUnter
      @GorgutzEadUnter 2 роки тому +17

      @@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery ALRIGHT DEN DAT'S HOW IT IZ OIZ GUESS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

    • @harbringerboredom2353
      @harbringerboredom2353 2 роки тому +2

      They do have a thick British accent, so they have a brain that allows them to abuse reality to their will
      And colonize the entire world

  • @PseudoCompetent
    @PseudoCompetent 4 роки тому +1989

    When you start listing the factions with "The faction that doesn't value human life" I thought you were just gonna describe all of them that way

    • @kylebrown2903
      @kylebrown2903 4 роки тому +277

      I'm fairly certain the Dark Eldar have a very well established value for human life

    • @nathanieleck1023
      @nathanieleck1023 4 роки тому +144

      @@kylebrown2903 it actually varies. Much like the stock market. Because it is a stock market 😏.

    •  4 роки тому +30

      Tyranids value life, all that delicious, valuable life.

    • @---md4iv
      @---md4iv 3 роки тому +14

      There is only one Faction that does not value human live entirely and its called the IMPERIUM OF MANKIND kill humans and xenos in the name of the EMPEROR for the EMPEROR!!!!!

    • @thelegion4698
      @thelegion4698 3 роки тому +9

      As someone who knows little about 40k but likes the games, I had a hunch as well he was going to do the same thing.

  • @kaltaron1284
    @kaltaron1284 4 роки тому +723

    Spiff: Flamethrowers may cause war crimes.
    Everyone in 40K: What's a war crime?

    • @AshenVictor
      @AshenVictor 4 роки тому +131

      Retreating? War crime.
      Surrendering? War crime.
      Looking funny at the Commissar? War crime.

    • @engarden5646
      @engarden5646 4 роки тому +39

      @@AshenVictor those are just regular crimes that can happen during a war

    • @matthewhall7976
      @matthewhall7976 4 роки тому +34

      @@AshenVictor the only crime in ork war is ork not winning war..😁😁

    • @Palemagpie
      @Palemagpie 4 роки тому +19

      @@matthewhall7976 distinct lack of dakka

    • @Torlik11
      @Torlik11 4 роки тому +15

      @@engarden5646 Criticizing an officer? War crime "BLAM!"

  • @dernils5893
    @dernils5893 4 роки тому +1886

    "This is the best 40k RTS Game out there"
    ... In part due to a lack of competition.

    • @casualsilver2702
      @casualsilver2702 4 роки тому +257

      There was the sequel that tried. Good, but not my cup of tea. And there wasn't a third game. Nope, doesn't exist.

    • @Tentrilix1
      @Tentrilix1 4 роки тому +181

      Soulstorm with Ultimate Apocalypse mod 👌

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 4 роки тому +38

      Total Warhammer is a Rts
      But the old world is died

    • @al3117
      @al3117 4 роки тому +38

      @@casualsilver2702 I second this statement. But- The Last Stand in DoW2 was a good thing. Just sad it didn't had enough heroes and pretty much 0 anti-cheat system. Wasted potential...

    • @patricktomblin1998
      @patricktomblin1998 4 роки тому +16

      Mechanicus is good

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 3 роки тому +1269

    the necrons have a similar exploit, the commander has an artifact that can revive dead units, and if the squad they came from already reinforced they just create a new squad and that can exceed the pop cap, the game developers thought of this and limited the "revival pop" to 25 over the standard 20 of the necrons, what they forgot is the "honor guard" units (units you buy on the campaign map and bring into battle) technically cost 0 pop, therefore you can make an infinite army by having some honor guard units die, refilling their squad and then using the orb to make new honor guard units

    • @johnvermintide
      @johnvermintide 2 роки тому +84

      And then trazyn jst laughs in the background

    • @mediumsurmoon6283
      @mediumsurmoon6283 2 роки тому +90

      I discovered this exploit back when I was 11 , I main Necrons since then . Having a wave of Necron Warriors and Wraith swarming into the battlefield is a lovely sight to see , and they’re bulky af . I would usually leave a bunch of Necron warrior’s corpse at the enemy’s base ( I send them little by little on a suicide mission ) , and then when I go for a full on assault , I use the orb and revive them in the battlefield . It was epic , it’s kinda a reenactment to the intro scene and I love it

    • @Sketch1ish
      @Sketch1ish 2 роки тому +29

      Time for a Necron campaign

    • @CorenusYT
      @CorenusYT 2 роки тому +8

      It can actually reach near 40, depending on the reorganisation of the reanimated squads. It is rare but achevable :D

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 2 роки тому +1

      I really hope this still works in Soulstorm

  • @lolgisticalofficer233
    @lolgisticalofficer233 4 роки тому +1678

    Orks: The only race to think red makes thing go faster so hard that it actually happens.

    • @matthewcorrie3324
      @matthewcorrie3324 4 роки тому +166

      You ever seen a purple Ork? Didn't think so.

    • @lolgisticalofficer233
      @lolgisticalofficer233 4 роки тому +40

      @@matthewcorrie3324 N...no, they're all green. They just believe red makes things go faster so hard that it actually does.

    • @matthewcorrie3324
      @matthewcorrie3324 4 роки тому +165

      @@lolgisticalofficer233 and they believe that purple makes them stealthy so it does.

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 4 роки тому +85

      Yellow makes explosions bigger and blue makes them safer

    • @lolgisticalofficer233
      @lolgisticalofficer233 4 роки тому +22

      @@matthewcorrie3324 ooooh, I didnt know that

  • @nerdlingeeksly5192
    @nerdlingeeksly5192 4 роки тому +464

    "Im sure no war crimes can come from this"
    Im pretty sure the entirety of warhammer 40k is nothing but war crimes

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 4 роки тому +26

      But if everything is war crimes then is there any war crimes left for the court

    • @MrKago1
      @MrKago1 4 роки тому +21

      The Chacarodon Astra and Minotaurs have no idea what you are talking about. *arms virus bombs*

    • @JohnSmith-kg2rt
      @JohnSmith-kg2rt 4 роки тому +13

      What is this strange and peculiar concept of war crimes they are heretics, xeno, and mutants death to all who oppose the emperor!

    • @cheshire4856
      @cheshire4856 4 роки тому +12

      There are no crimes if there are no laws.

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 4 роки тому +15

      The only war crime in the 41st millennium is not doing everything in your power to stop the enemy. Whoever they are that particular day. Grimdark.
      Well that and not doing what the commissar says, but that problem sorts itself out.

  • @WeirdPros
    @WeirdPros 4 роки тому +444

    "We'll just, um, send the Orks over towards the enemy base and they'll PROBABLY aggro the correct targets"
    Spiff is a Craftworld Farseer, I see.

    • @Lazarus178
      @Lazarus178 4 роки тому +42

      Sixty percent of the time, it works every time!

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 4 роки тому +6

      Makes sense. Lot's of overlap between the Brits and the Eldar.

    • @alliedatheistalliance6776
      @alliedatheistalliance6776 Місяць тому

      @@DCdabest I'll take that compliment, but sadly I suspect we're 10% Imperial Guard, 90% Ork. And since that 90% can't do maths, throw in 15% Sisters of Battle Karens.

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali 2 роки тому +325

    In a way it is fitting that the orks can bypass the unit cap by simply not believing it applies to them.

  • @SimonClark
    @SimonClark 4 роки тому +2079

    Nice to see my disc being put to good use lol

    • @alexrodders4155
      @alexrodders4155 4 роки тому +81

      The kroots were running better than the game

    • @electropoopoo1453
      @electropoopoo1453 4 роки тому +5

      :)

    • @dumbledwarf8888
      @dumbledwarf8888 4 роки тому +14

      I am a sniffing Brit. You know what I’m sniffing

    • @abrakadabra4966
      @abrakadabra4966 4 роки тому +58

      @@dumbledwarf8888 you're Joe biden?

    • @nielsarm
      @nielsarm 4 роки тому +2

      @@thespiffingbrit will hear if you can make a video of sudden strike 3
      you're making some cool videos

  • @BighairyAmericanwinningmachine
    @BighairyAmericanwinningmachine 4 роки тому +455

    6:19 T’au: *gets absolutely merked in melee*
    Me, a tabletob player: This seems... oddly familiar.

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 4 роки тому +6

      It's just so cathartic innit?

    • @SldgeHammr
      @SldgeHammr 4 роки тому +5

      Not enough marker light drones. Lol

    • @chandrakas
      @chandrakas 4 роки тому +16

      Hahaha I know, right?
      I play Nids in a Kill Team group w/ a bunch of friends. We all picked our teams without knowing what the others chose (There’s about 8 of us). Between my Nids, the Harlequin player, and the Necron player who had a bunch of flayed ones, Our Tau Player basically raged out and decided he didn’t want to play Tau anymore :P

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 4 роки тому +6

      Yo you got across the table without getting tabled by the sheer volume of fire? (and even then the battlesuits will just jump away and treat you like a dark souls boss.)
      Teach us your secrets, because the space marines have been taking notes from the tau lately too.

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 4 роки тому

      @@korstmahler Drops Pods and Death Company, my guy.

  • @williamadams5471
    @williamadams5471 4 роки тому +368

    Orks, Orks, Orks. Orks...
    The Orks theme song is literally them singing Orks over and over again.

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 4 роки тому +29

      Popular warcries include
      "Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go!"
      "Zogg / Krump 'em!"
      as well as the ever popular Ork punctuation mark; "WAAAAAAGH" (which humans will eternally mispronounce due to the silent pair of letters at the end).

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 4 роки тому +5

      Like Discworld Dwarfs who just sing Gold, gold, gold over and over again.

    • @akaaoife2312
      @akaaoife2312 4 роки тому +11

      @@korstmahler WE'Z DA MEANEST AND DA GREENEST!

    • @axemurderer010
      @axemurderer010 4 роки тому

      this always makes me happy :)

    • @r.cdahuman7682
      @r.cdahuman7682 4 роки тому

      Datz how itz done!

  • @hawkticus_history_corner
    @hawkticus_history_corner 3 роки тому +516

    "Just run at them in large numbers screaming"
    I see that Spiff is a Goff.

  • @MrHordeGuy
    @MrHordeGuy 4 роки тому +664

    "Surprisingly we lost 0 orks in that incident" *Guts all over the blast radius*

    • @thelordconstantine1464
      @thelordconstantine1464 4 роки тому +23

      For a plant, that's amazing.

    • @danriehl4244
      @danriehl4244 4 роки тому +78

      Orks have, canonically, survived being dismembered, decapitated, and disemboweled. They only needed a Mad Dok or a Painboy to staple everything back in place for them.

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 3 роки тому +24

      Orks don't need no gutz to fight but you need gutz ta fight an Ork! Waaagh!

    • @koopageneral1638
      @koopageneral1638 3 роки тому +2

      Sshh let him have his moment

    • @david_aug_1017
      @david_aug_1017 3 роки тому +10

      Ork medics: "Wotcha blubberin' gits croyin' for? If yez can whine then yez still got more'n enuff gutz to get back ta foitin'!!!"

  • @inexplicablepresence8274
    @inexplicablepresence8274 4 роки тому +610

    Conclusion taken from this: There is never enough Dakka, even if the game tells you have enough, there is truly never enough.

    • @wallamazoo01
      @wallamazoo01 4 роки тому +15

      Ahem. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

    • @notchs0son
      @notchs0son 4 роки тому +19

      The game lies to you about the amount of dakka you could handle

    • @softonsoftie4581
      @softonsoftie4581 4 роки тому +4

      It's sumthing tha megboys made up!

    •  4 роки тому +7

      "At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." Big E.

  • @TITAN_101
    @TITAN_101 4 роки тому +349

    Spiff is exploiting a 40K game... to quote another 40k character: "YES!" - Rogal Dorn, TTS

    • @ibnsalomon
      @ibnsalomon 4 роки тому +13

      His name is ADORNABLE!

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition 4 роки тому +18

      *I AM FORTIFYING THIS POSITION*

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 4 роки тому +7

      @@approximateCognition Good

    • @colindebruijn16
      @colindebruijn16 4 роки тому +9

      "I am Go, father"

    • @ArialnaSong
      @ArialnaSong 4 роки тому +3

      Heh... I still remember the Emperor's Surprise when it turned out to be him... and how now, he's considered as a frustration who's too stubborn to listen...

  • @Silverhawk100
    @Silverhawk100 2 роки тому +307

    There's some bug in the computer Orc AI on that second map where they will just keep building units whenever they can. I remember having a giant, hour-long fight killing close to a thousand orcs as I walked step by step closer to their base. It was the best thing I ever experienced in that game.

  • @bw6188
    @bw6188 4 роки тому +156

    *sees original DoW* “You’re just as Beautiful as the day I left you.”

  • @justsomeguywithagasmask8203
    @justsomeguywithagasmask8203 4 роки тому +167

    "If you have played the game, pat yourself on the back"
    *Proceedes to pat myself on the back*

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 4 роки тому +125

    Spiff: I paid for the 40K, I'm going to use the whole 40k.

  • @TheFoxfool
    @TheFoxfool 4 роки тому +233

    Dark Crusade is the most exploitable Dawn of War in the campaign, because the buildings stay between missions. Meaning you can fill every map with Waaagh Banners and they basically instantly kill attackers bases when they spawn in...

    • @lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684
      @lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684 3 роки тому +13

      Its kinda sad soulstorm doesn't allow this. :'(

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 3 роки тому +25

      @@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684 Actually, I think soulstorm just clears out an area around base spawn points, I think you could still fill up the rest of the map with stuff to at least keep your enemy pinned down while you quickly build up a super army.

    • @danikirk5774
      @danikirk5774 2 роки тому +3

      Sadly they patched that out, BUT if you play as the Necrons, you're only one Upgrade away from having three Mobile Artillery Platforms that spam out units.
      At the same time, you'll own all but 2 Listening Posts and the small area around where their base spawns (which is where the OG base was when you invaded)

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest 4 роки тому +237

    " 'veryfing iz pozzibull wen u beleibe, ya git"
    - Ork psychology and civilisation in a nutshell.

    • @kimdg3429
      @kimdg3429 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds eerily familliar to american politics...

    • @spiritwildfiregaming1975
      @spiritwildfiregaming1975 4 роки тому +7

      @@kimdg3429 Except Orks's civilization (somehow) works.

    •  4 роки тому +2

      I beleavez I canz fly, I beleavez I can touch da sky!
      I dreamz boutz it 'very nightz and day, lightz me rokkit and flyz away!

    • @vralingfrostmere1561
      @vralingfrostmere1561 4 роки тому

      and technically its completely true. i know because the lore said so.

  • @wigger88
    @wigger88 4 роки тому +267

    Never clicked a UA-cam notification so fast in my life. Spiff, AND Dark Crusade. Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

    • @docha_tiarna9318
      @docha_tiarna9318 4 роки тому +3

      The original dawn of war games were some of my best games as a kid

    • @zacen12
      @zacen12 4 роки тому +3

      Yepp never clicker faster than the fastest gun in the west

  • @plasmancer6104
    @plasmancer6104 4 роки тому +380

    "the enemy AI is capped with a population cap"
    Meanwhile chaos AI be raoming around with 13 defilers and 3 chaos predators

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 4 роки тому +29

      And the Empire has an entire map worth of turrets

    • @plasmancer6104
      @plasmancer6104 4 роки тому +13

      @@rumplstiltztinkerstein along with 2 baneblades and 7 leman Russ tanks

    • @TheKillianKanVT
      @TheKillianKanVT 4 роки тому +21

      @@plasmancer6104 METAL BAWKSES. WE MUST TAKE AWAY THEIR METAL BAWKSES.

    • @rajatuttam7959
      @rajatuttam7959 4 роки тому +4

      Nobody's gonna talk about the Fire Prisms in the Eldar stronghold?

    • @solarwrath1313
      @solarwrath1313 4 роки тому +2

      @@rajatuttam7959 dat stronghold, even under the limit of 2 fire prisms are dangerous, but still they decided to let the eldar spam them in their stronghold

  • @thomasderosso5625
    @thomasderosso5625 4 роки тому +123

    "Why are you wandering all the way over here?!"
    CUZ YA FERGOT THA FLAGS YA GIT!

    • @TheRealGamada
      @TheRealGamada 3 роки тому +2

      Where do we gooooo ??! FLAGS, BOIS, FLAGS !!

  • @alfredashford5924
    @alfredashford5924 4 роки тому +332

    “THEY CAN’T EVEN MELEE!” - Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes evaluating the Tau’s capacity to engage in melee combat, circa the the forty-first millennium.

    • @dadtaro9202
      @dadtaro9202 3 роки тому +29

      well, captain-general kitten has a taste for Tau body

    • @TheCorintur
      @TheCorintur 3 роки тому +27

      @@dadtaro9202 That is NOT CANON!

    • @Griezz
      @Griezz 3 роки тому +9

      Technically, the Tau don't melee; they prefer dakka. That's why Tau have Kroot - to melee for them.

    • @hippyjoe
      @hippyjoe 3 роки тому +3

      RIP TTS

    • @LordThomasPassion
      @LordThomasPassion 2 роки тому

      ​@@dadtaro9202 .... what type of taste? Like he eats them or.... he "eats" them?

  • @michaellemmons4759
    @michaellemmons4759 4 роки тому +140

    So perfectly in character. There are no rules, and still Gorgutz finds a way to cheat.

  • @Gigawood
    @Gigawood 4 роки тому +265

    “I’m sorry Tyranids, you just don’t count [as the true horde faction].”
    *my reaction as a Tyranid player*
    “Fair.”

    • @ThePrehistoricLord
      @ThePrehistoricLord 4 роки тому +3

      So I'm just getting into the tabletop game, can you explain why this is?

    • @arxlblacktip9085
      @arxlblacktip9085 4 роки тому +9

      Pretty sure a Tyranid reaction would be incoherent screeching.

    • @ShahbazBokhari
      @ShahbazBokhari 4 роки тому +2

      @@arxlblacktip9085 and it would be truly canon.

    • @cbcastlecastillo144
      @cbcastlecastillo144 4 роки тому +5

      @@ThePrehistoricLord so the orks are the green tide with vast numbers flooding planets and destroying all in its wake, all the while distributing fungi throught the planet so that the orks never truly go away even of the first invasion is over with... though the tyranids do the same kind of invasion on horde rush tactics, I think (so dont take my word for this) they use more specialized units that attack in many numbers but are not like a "tide" unlike the orks.... then again that's just my opinion, so dont just take my word for it

    • @lucasterrawachsmuth487
      @lucasterrawachsmuth487 4 роки тому +5

      @@cbcastlecastillo144 the orks are definitely more chaotic and disorganized that the tyranids

  • @IberianCraftsman
    @IberianCraftsman 3 роки тому +98

    The best ork exploit is that you can fill a map with WAAAGH turrets and then no matter who invades that map it will be super easy to defend, just leave a corner for the enemy base and that's it, no one will ever retake that map ever again.

    • @ReikerForge
      @ReikerForge Рік тому +8

      That only worked in Dark Crusade, they patched it for Soulstorm

  • @InterceptorJay
    @InterceptorJay 4 роки тому +84

    "survive the last boss of 2020", i am scared...
    In distance: "WAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

    • @Allcozeltser
      @Allcozeltser 4 роки тому +1

      Why scared? For one, I can't wait to die from overwork in slave mine.

    • @randomkrieger2625
      @randomkrieger2625 4 роки тому

      For some reason I'm getting Helsreach vibes from the prospect of Da Orks being the final boss of 2020.
      EDIT: *Turns toward servant* "Fetch me my Hat and Baneblade!"

  • @SStoge21
    @SStoge21 4 роки тому +218

    God I used to play this game every day for a year straight when I was a kid. Beat every campaign, twice! Love the necrons.

    • @KaiCalimatinus
      @KaiCalimatinus 4 роки тому +14

      Same, especially being able to use the resurrection orb before the last balance patches to get 5 more warriors squads up to a cap limit of 35/20.
      And then teleport like 11 squads to the monolith teleporting right into a base!

    • @IronOreAgate
      @IronOreAgate 4 роки тому +11

      Necrons are so broken. Their lord who doesn't actually die, just falls down and takes a nap until you respawn him. Then he gets right back up where he was and starts killing. Then the base, which can literally fly at the enemy, and start nuking them, and if it dies? Well no big deal, it just teleports back to its starting spot and rebuilds itself before returning to the fight. I remember the only way I could find to combat Necrons was to play as imp guard, and just get so many grenade launchers out in the field that the enemy necros couldn't move they get knocked back constantly by explosions.

    • @KaiCalimatinus
      @KaiCalimatinus 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah they really were.
      Tbh the vehicles really felt weak though, that said, some immortals amongst the warriors, and rhe warriors themselves were too good.
      Also the nightbringer being damn invulnerable was crazy

    • @kasrkinwolf9709
      @kasrkinwolf9709 4 роки тому

      @@IronOreAgate ah, the might of the imperium

  • @brendenfettis5872
    @brendenfettis5872 4 роки тому +223

    I'm curious when Spiff will learn that the Praetorian Guard mod allows him to build Imperial Guard units that get buffed by tea 🍵

    • @JEilonwyn
      @JEilonwyn 4 роки тому +10

      Wait what??!! That's a thing??!
      Mist google it NOWS!!!!

    • @lebrusk6044
      @lebrusk6044 4 роки тому +1

      Is the mod for dark crusade ? Or soulstorm

    • @JEilonwyn
      @JEilonwyn 4 роки тому +7

      @@lebrusk6044 Soulstorm... not for Dark Crusade.... most (if not all) of the extra "races" are Soulstorm mods.

    • @lebrusk6044
      @lebrusk6044 4 роки тому +2

      @@JEilonwyn well wé still have steel guard, deamonhunters, ministorum and nyds. If only they could finish the ministorum mod

    • @brendenfettis5872
      @brendenfettis5872 4 роки тому +5

      @@lebrusk6044 there is also Mechanicus, Witch Hunters, and Imperial Fists to name a few others.

  • @OverpoweredSlime
    @OverpoweredSlime 2 роки тому +54

    i remember a exploit i found where as the imperial guard, i could infinitely make tech priests. watching a sea of tech priests kill everything was fun.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o 2 роки тому +6

      And I recently... Found a glitch that makes your techpriest disappear into nothingness, and now you're stuck with one less worker. Yeah, maybe that's not as exciting :D
      (well, I guess technically that would work on any limited infantry unit)

  • @45proteinconsumer
    @45proteinconsumer 4 роки тому +146

    canonically, orks have this power that allows any sort inherent belief in a technology to work, that it applies to the real world. for instance, if a car is painted red, it will go faster if they think it will which is how they get their starships to work and their weapons to fire. so this exploit could in theory be functional to the orks in 40k

    • @LortOfTheStones
      @LortOfTheStones 4 роки тому +23

      And best of all, they can breathe in space because they don't know they shouldn't be able to.

    • @saltysheev5502
      @saltysheev5502 4 роки тому +8

      So basically if they believe their tanks are da best then they’ll actually work even if they’re a bunch of scrap

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 4 роки тому +12

      That's how they work salty. In the codex they explain humans can't get them to work and have no idea how they do

    • @saltysheev5502
      @saltysheev5502 4 роки тому +2

      @@backlogbuddies that is some of the greatest 40K lore O have ever heard

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 4 роки тому +6

      Salty, yeah the 4/5th ed codex for orks explains humans once tried to fire a gun but couldn't. When they took it apart it was just a mess of internals. However, they gave it to a captured ork and he was able to fire it.
      It's also why they don't have to reload in dow or canonically. They don't know they need to.

  • @FuelDropforthewin
    @FuelDropforthewin 4 роки тому +162

    "You'd probably need an entire dumper truck of dice to roll all of those shots"
    Cut to an actual ork player, after rolling all those shots.
    "And that comes to five hits. Good old orkish accuracy."

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 4 роки тому +17

      To be fair, those five hits killed two war titans and a couple hundred chaos marines.

    • @RadarLeon
      @RadarLeon 4 роки тому +9

      only 5 hit but those 5 hit 500 times "I shoota da dakka an Is'd it un sa I shoota gan un gan un gan ma gork bluss ma wit oh mus dakka

    • @2007Shockwave
      @2007Shockwave 4 роки тому +3

      More dakka!

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 4 роки тому +12

      Sprinting while firing is an Ork tradition. They are one of the only factions that don't stop to steady a rocket launcher after all.

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 4 роки тому +10

      @@korstmahler Orks are holistic warriors. Most soldiers are more concerned with where the bullets end up, and don't concern themselves with things like "Keeping them company", "giving them a grand send-off", and of course, "taking them to new and interesting places".

  • @DeadelvenVividari
    @DeadelvenVividari 4 роки тому +144

    "Traffic Jam of Orks" is now the new definition for a gigantic group

    • @toddkes5890
      @toddkes5890 3 роки тому +1

      You can still do something like this in multiplayer. Get the tech "More Sluggaz" that makes Shoota Boyz free, then build 4-5 Boyz Huts, and set those Huts to auto-produce Slugga Boyz. For each of those huts, set the rally point to be inside the enemy base. You soon have a stream of free Orks constantly heading into the enemy base, and whenever a unit is killed a Hut will just create another unit that will head back to the same location. You might just use the Huts to keep the enemy distracted with the constant infantry, and build vehicles to perform your own tactics

  • @Nothyme
    @Nothyme 2 роки тому +45

    If you right click add new squad members or one of the other upgrades in a unit squad, it will flash and then reinforce automatically without you having to do anything until it reaches the maximum.

  • @megan00b8
    @megan00b8 4 роки тому +65

    This would also fit for the Imperial Guard considering the fact that their usual strategy is throwing endless waves of cheaply equipped and rapidly trained soldiers to prove that one can in fact die from a million papercuts

    • @gremlinbd
      @gremlinbd 4 роки тому +9

      except orks reproduce by spores and pop out of the ground. on top of this, when they die they release a huge spore cloud that could easily spawn thousands of orks within a week. lol 9 month incubation periods

    • @alexander1112000
      @alexander1112000 4 роки тому +11

      @@gremlinbd Not only that, but Orks are born fully grown with essentially all the knowledge they will ever need. They can be born and cobble together a basic pistol out of scrap and harsh language within a day.

    • @gremlinbd
      @gremlinbd 4 роки тому +9

      @@alexander1112000 ah, another man of culture... but I do have to correct you a bit. They are not "full grown" as they always grow as long as they have enough violent stimulus. It's more accurate to say they are "born" human sized.

    • @alexander1112000
      @alexander1112000 4 роки тому +12

      @@gremlinbd Fair enough. I said they are "fully grown" as a way to denote that they have no infant/child stage of life and are born as, effectively, adult Orks, but yes they do continue growing the more combat they engage in.
      Which has some interesting implications for what's gonna happen with both Kryptman's gambit with Leviathan and the new, improved Eye of Terror spanning the galaxy. However the Imperium manages to survive that, they're gonna have some really big, killy Orks on their hands.

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 4 роки тому

      Fair point

  • @Official_Proxy
    @Official_Proxy 4 роки тому +317

    Brit: "If you've played this game, you're amazing"
    Me: *Looks at my DoW Soulstorm play time*
    *883 hours*

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 4 роки тому +8

      My steam is broken and says 34min even thou I've spent hours in campaign and skirmish plus ua mod

    • @Duck776
      @Duck776 4 роки тому +5

      rookie numbers

    • @Araxeus
      @Araxeus 4 роки тому +7

      This was my favorite game as a kid ^-^
      back then steam wasn't even really around yet.. I still have the CD hard copy :D

    • @winnie8614
      @winnie8614 4 роки тому +9

      Soulstorm susks. Brith told clearly that DC is best wh strategy game, and I agree with that.

    • @Araxeus
      @Araxeus 4 роки тому +8

      ​@@winnie8614 u fking wot m8? its literally this game + some more content

  • @noble5418
    @noble5418 4 роки тому +164

    The greatest WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! the world has ever seen.

    • @yontevenknow3789
      @yontevenknow3789 4 роки тому +2

      I think you mean WAG

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 4 роки тому +4

      OY, DAS DA BEST WAAAGH IN DA GALAXY YA GIT! YOU GOT SQUIGS FER BRAINS!?

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 роки тому +61

    Necrons used to have a exploit that was *patched,* that would allow insane army sizes as well, without the need to save files.
    Using the Necron Lord's _Resurrection ability_ the army cap could be built up from start again when troops were killed, and the the Resurrected army could exceed the cap.
    It goes like this:
    Build up units to the cap of 20.
    Get those units killed in combat.
    Build up more units to replace those - you don't have to wait for the original units to *all* be killed, just send a steady stream of fresh troops towards the _big battles location_ where the enemy has a concentration of forces, and make sure that everyone dies in the same vicinity. This can be easily accomplished by planting a assembly point flag from the Monolith (the Necron barracks) at the battle site so troops march there as soon as they are spawned.
    You can keep your squad cap at the max 20 units during all this.
    And when the Necron Lord (the commander) is rebuilt, he reappears where he died, not back at base, so he's ready to cast right in the middle of the action.
    Once there is a nice big pile of corpses in the one area, have the Necron Lord cast _Resurrection_ and *ALL* the dead Necrons are …


    _Resurrected._
    This can be ridiculously high, so high that the game becomes several frames per second… several seconds per frame.
    At this point the Necron army vapourises anything within range, Necrons are good all round shooters and half decent melee with their base troopers.
    And here's the really fun part, this trick worked with any Necron soldier (unique units excepted).
    Teleporting melee specialist, building and vehicle killers, whoever.
    This massive army would just obliterate all, and being shooters for the base unit it was easier to manoeuvre to kill the enemy.
    And all Necrons can teleport to a Necron building, so just move a Monolith towards the enemy - you could also have more than one active mobile Monolith super unit.
    They then patched to stop this and now your Resurrection only works to bring the total number of Necrons to a little bit above the standard cap of 20, one squads worth - so about 22 tops.
    But it was fun while it lasted.

    • @dadtaro9202
      @dadtaro9202 3 роки тому

      is this patched for dark crusade or soulstorm

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 3 роки тому +8

      @@dadtaro9202 The original exploit was in Dark Crusade.
      Made the campaign a cakewalk as necrons.
      They patched that game and by the time Soulstorm came round it automatically applied the patch if you hadn't updated Dark Crusade.

  • @Neverendingname
    @Neverendingname 4 роки тому +213

    "This is the best 40k strategy game out there. It is amazing." And it's a damned shame they only made 2 of them.

    • @onecommieboi9027
      @onecommieboi9027 4 роки тому +5

      They made a third but no one talks about it

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 4 роки тому +56

      @@onecommieboi9027 DELETE THIS

    • @ipatchymakouli415
      @ipatchymakouli415 4 роки тому +35

      @@onecommieboi9027 I fear your statement is not tolerated by the Ordo Hereticus, just saying...

    • @sovietdominion
      @sovietdominion 4 роки тому +5

      they made a second?

    • @Neverendingname
      @Neverendingname 4 роки тому +17

      @@sovietdominion the second one was decent. Not in the same vein as first. But solid

  • @jasonmalarky9512
    @jasonmalarky9512 4 роки тому +174

    "If all of these orks need to do a firing phase, you would probably need a dump truck full of dice" Yeah, that's pretty much the tabletop.

    • @Burnhardt1985
      @Burnhardt1985 4 роки тому +21

      And being orks only handful will actually hit their target.

    • @AbstractBigCat
      @AbstractBigCat 4 роки тому +24

      @@Burnhardt1985 Rolling 500 dice to hit....
      That's 3 hits...

    • @howardxu8050
      @howardxu8050 2 роки тому +1

      Or you erase everything that moves
      There is basically no in between

    • @themanofsex3173
      @themanofsex3173 2 роки тому +1

      5 dice per ork, assuming they’re all within half range

  • @message2294
    @message2294 4 роки тому +57

    A wise custodes once commented "They don't even fight in melee !!!!"

    • @ryanfogarty9965
      @ryanfogarty9965 4 роки тому +5

      and the Emperor went absolutely ballistic! It was awesome

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 4 роки тому +3

      HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF "OH SOUGH HOUNOURAHBROUH" IF YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING DECENCY TO PICK UP A SHARPENED PIECE OF FUCKING METAL TO SHANK YA WITH?!

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger 4 роки тому +3

      He's just salty because Shadowsun dumped him lol

    • @message2294
      @message2294 4 роки тому +2

      Emperic warp fart incoming!

  • @TheAthooper
    @TheAthooper 4 роки тому +42

    now THIS is warhammer 40k. devastating the hummies and space weabs with endless angry green fungi

    • @privatedino3239
      @privatedino3239 3 роки тому

      @Me Alexander no imperial knights are much better

    • @privatedino3239
      @privatedino3239 3 роки тому +1

      @Me Alexander yes but church with legs

  • @sebking7902
    @sebking7902 4 роки тому +180

    For multiplayer, almost everyone is on Soulstorm, just in case anyone launches Dark Crusade and thinks it's completely dead.

    • @Rebelphantum
      @Rebelphantum 4 роки тому +31

      @@pyerack Because you get all the factions from dark crusade plus 2 more ( if im remembering correctly), plus the campaign map is larger.

    • @borkandersbork
      @borkandersbork 4 роки тому +30

      most up to date version, campaign sucks compared to dark crusade tho

    • @sebking7902
      @sebking7902 4 роки тому +22

      @@borkandersbork 100% if you want campaign play Dark Crusade, if you wanna find people to play with, jump in multiplayer Soulstorm.
      And to the other dude if he sees, Soulstorm has Sisters of Battle and Dark Eldar and every race gets a flying vehicle, plus a few balance changes. Necrons are easily 50% weaker in Soulstorm.

    • @Rebelphantum
      @Rebelphantum 4 роки тому

      @@sebking7902 unfortunately true

    • @skynet1234567890
      @skynet1234567890 4 роки тому

      Ty

  • @ezzinie1234
    @ezzinie1234 4 роки тому +65

    i imagine that whenever Spiff types a game name into google it auto adds 'exploit' onto the end of the search

  • @MrShyrak
    @MrShyrak 4 роки тому +100

    I'm surprised Spiff hasn't come across the Necron exploit for the same:
    - Get a Necron Lord
    - Research the resurrect ability
    - Produce a bunch of necrons and delete the units all in the same area
    - Produce another bunch of necrons
    - Use the resurrect in the fallen necrons
    - Profit
    I don't know if there is a limit of this, apart from the resurrect area limit

    • @christophe5954
      @christophe5954 4 роки тому +7

      There is however a limit to the number of units you can resurect

    • @archer5344
      @archer5344 4 роки тому +9

      I only ever got to around 40 units with this, any higher and you can't get enough units to die in the same place.

    • @DanielRand
      @DanielRand 4 роки тому +13

      I basically used the same strategy on Company of Heroes multiplayer with my mate; build Tiger Tank, blow up with Goliath, rinse and repeat until you have lots of dead hulls. Friend deploys Bergetiger repair tank and resurrects all the Tigers, taking you well over your pop cap.

  • @ZJtraylor
    @ZJtraylor 3 роки тому +36

    I’ll never forget my buddy rolling literally 60 dice for his Ork shooting phase

    • @nickbilske8140
      @nickbilske8140 3 роки тому

      Old edition, but 50 ig conscripts with first rank fire second rank fire

    • @kubaGR8
      @kubaGR8 3 роки тому

      Never tell this man about the Leman Russ Punisher.

    • @nickbilske8140
      @nickbilske8140 3 роки тому

      @@kubaGR8 i preferred the executioner when i played guard back in 6th-7th ed, nothing beat the d3 s10 large blasts from manticores (except for sly marbo sneaking on and making something disappear)

    • @nickbilske8140
      @nickbilske8140 3 роки тому +1

      havent played since, although i'm keen to try out the ad mech i started building during covid

    • @cheesejam1373
      @cheesejam1373 3 роки тому

      Roll 60d6

  • @ManforSomeMarkets
    @ManforSomeMarkets 4 роки тому +124

    2:16
    “Mork and Gork: LITERAL MUSHROOMS”
    -TTS

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 4 роки тому +8

      The Nightbringer: Has no friends and the deceiver is just straight up an idiot!

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 4 роки тому +5

      @@loganjblack Isha: Supernatural garbage can!

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 4 роки тому +4

      @@Lorgar64 don't forget
      Nurgle: Supernatural Garbage

    • @ThePessimisticTech-Priest
      @ThePessimisticTech-Priest 4 роки тому +4

      Slaanesh: Never went to rehab.

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 4 роки тому +4

      @@ThePessimisticTech-Priest Khorne: Paraplegic Sociopath
      Tzeentch: Indecisive mollusc

  • @tezlaactual6582
    @tezlaactual6582 4 роки тому +33

    "and they took it over with the clever use of flags" - eddie izzard

  • @Denji23
    @Denji23 4 роки тому +62

    "Damage is not really something we do but numbers is defenetly what we do"
    Remembers me of you conquering Planetside 2

    • @kaworusilentpaw7246
      @kaworusilentpaw7246 3 роки тому

      Ah. To be part of the dark purple tide....or black and red tide. Crushing blueberries in wave of plasma.....or chaingun fire....

  • @stankobarabata2406
    @stankobarabata2406 4 роки тому +29

    The mushroom thing is actually ingenious. It basically guarantees that Orks can easily reproduce via spores that they are passively seeping from their bodies, and when they fight and get killed even more spores spread. Also, it serves as a food source.

  • @gamer65688
    @gamer65688 4 роки тому +45

    This is as canon as Kittens relationship with Shadowsun, I see no exploits here.

    • @thehelpingmeatball8721
      @thehelpingmeatball8721 4 роки тому +4

      I swear to god this is not fuxking canon!!

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 4 роки тому +1

      @Alexander Steel more like poured body oil into his cornflakes. mmhm.

    • @thehelpingmeatball8721
      @thehelpingmeatball8721 4 роки тому +1

      @Alexander Steel its the line that kitten says...

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 4 роки тому

      @Alexander Steel *khorneflakes

  • @sailorgoon501
    @sailorgoon501 4 роки тому +409

    "The faction that doesn't value human life"
    ...um... isn't that all of them? :/

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 4 роки тому +35

      Technically the Tau do.

    • @sailorgoon501
      @sailorgoon501 4 роки тому +31

      ​@@ShadowWolfRising I disagree. The Tau care about their ideology, the greater good. Compliant Humans are welcome, but entirely optional.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 4 роки тому +29

      @@sailorgoon501 Like I said, TECHNICALLY the Tau do.

    • @sailorgoon501
      @sailorgoon501 4 роки тому +43

      @@ShadowWolfRising Technically the Tyranids care about Humanity the most.

    • @rekmaramd9307
      @rekmaramd9307 4 роки тому +26

      Dark Eldars, depending on the quality of the goods.

  • @ArialnaSong
    @ArialnaSong 4 роки тому +180

    Spiff: "Just the sheer amount of Green on this map, is insane."
    Me (to myself): "Well... there was a reason some refer to an established Ork 'Infestation' as the 'Green Tide'..." xD
    Spiff later: "The Green Tide is Coming!"
    Me, laughing: "Exactly like that~"

  • @geoffreyprecht2410
    @geoffreyprecht2410 3 роки тому +50

    The pathfinding of Ork hordes in this game really makes you FEEL like a Runtherd!

  • @asdedoxd
    @asdedoxd 4 роки тому +102

    when you remember that Orks talk in a broken BRITISH accent :O
    they probably like tea as well~

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 4 роки тому +15

      Nah, they are more like football hooligans
      Funny thing, in the spanish translations their way of talking along some things of their kulture makes them look like space andalusians.

    • @meryatathagres1998
      @meryatathagres1998 4 роки тому

      @@user-unos111 Cules in otherwords.

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 3 роки тому +1

      YorkSquig brew gold, one grot or two boss?

    • @mistersebaa6245
      @mistersebaa6245 3 роки тому

      green tea ofc

    • @iug5672
      @iug5672 3 роки тому

      >strategy consists of simply running towards the enemy to kill them
      checks out

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 4 роки тому +99

    "Vote if you want me to exploit Cyberpunk 2077..."
    CDPR: *"Get MAX-TAC on the phone! NO EARLY GAMEPLAY!"*

  • @jierude267
    @jierude267 4 роки тому +168

    "Space weebs" - Spiffing Brit 2020

    • @malakimphoros2164
      @malakimphoros2164 4 роки тому +7

      He spittin' straight facts

    • @overlordcacius
      @overlordcacius 4 роки тому +7

      I mean. He’s not wrong though. When half you’re army are gundams.

    • @AshenVictor
      @AshenVictor 4 роки тому +1

      Blueberry space weebs.

    • @nedimmrsic2173
      @nedimmrsic2173 4 роки тому +1

      "In Tau we are weebs"

    • @roberttaylor9518
      @roberttaylor9518 4 роки тому +3

      Just want to add as an eldar player..... Eldar aspect warriors all wear ninja Spandex have samurai style training at the same time as shooting ninja stars....

  • @Sn0wrip
    @Sn0wrip 3 роки тому +81

    I'm not much into strategy, I'm more Doom kinda guy but this game, THIS GAME RIGHT HERE was the exception, and I would play this to kingdom come during my high school years, and that campaign map added so much replay value. And the music was, still is, an absolute banger.

    • @mediumsurmoon6283
      @mediumsurmoon6283 2 роки тому +1

      Dark Crusade and Battle Realm , the two OG game of my childhood

    • @DraiksDracula
      @DraiksDracula 2 роки тому +3

      By Doom kinda guy, you mean an fps kinda guy? Because most fps games are like Doom.
      Anyway. Most Warhammer 40K games are not even as close in fun as Dawn of war I. Just get SS and UA or Unification. I prefer UA personally.
      I just wish they would add Ghazghkull Thraka as the leader for the Orks of Armageddon, I mean the Inquisition already has an op Grand Master. And Chaos Daemons already have Angron... And The Gargant takes too much population to even be considered in this.

    • @Sn0wrip
      @Sn0wrip 2 роки тому

      @@DraiksDracula Yes, I'm definitely an FPS guy, but unfortunately not all FPS games are made equal. Doom however, be it the classic games, the slower Doom 3, or the modern ones, just have that knack of non-stop adrenaline to them, without useless chaff, lengthy cutscenes, twists and turns and that hollywood-like "movie" feel between.

    • @DraiksDracula
      @DraiksDracula 2 роки тому

      @@Sn0wrip Believe it or not. Making a game without cut scenes or with less cut scenes is way easier and faster than a game with scenes.
      I played some Doom games way long ago. Just to be clear i'm not an FPS fan. I enjoy creative survival games where you create your own things like 7 Days to Die. Or strategy games. But i did enjoy Doom. Because it was the first game i played that have demons. I find demons in games interesting.
      Tho non does it better than Warhammer 40K which is why its my favorite game.
      But yes. Doom is full of fighting. And that is fun.

  • @juletid99
    @juletid99 4 роки тому +66

    *"Summon the Elector Counts"*
    *"Welcome to Estalia Gentlemen"*

  • @dano8902
    @dano8902 4 роки тому +19

    "...a valley full of Orks that just NEVER ENDS!" Yeah, that sounds about right...and still not enough Dakka!

  • @whatudog
    @whatudog 4 роки тому +31

    I would absolutely love to watch this man play the apocalypse mod.

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 2 роки тому +87

    This is why my family hated playing me in multi-player. I never ran out of orks. They could outshoot me boys, but every mob decimated got a little closer to their base. So they spite me by quitting before I start smashing it all to the ground. It's hilarious.

    • @_Amit_Sunil
      @_Amit_Sunil 2 роки тому

      you could save and relaod a multiplayer game?

    • @Lightscribe225
      @Lightscribe225 2 роки тому +4

      @@_Amit_Sunil No, it was just multiple games. And they knew it was a slog eeeeeevry time I picked orks. Sometimes they also picked orks to just grind it out...but I'm the more experienced ork player!

    • @themanofsex3173
      @themanofsex3173 2 роки тому +2

      Square up broski, I wanna lead my marines to take on the green tide

  • @marklevensalor5078
    @marklevensalor5078 4 роки тому +14

    Oh Spiff, you had me at "Space Weebs", forever my new nickname for the T'au. Thank you sir for the insight.

    • @thatfemboyinyourbackyard7363
      @thatfemboyinyourbackyard7363 4 роки тому

      I am someone who doesn't play warhammer. Is there any reasoning behind thet T'au being called space weebs by Spiff?

  • @bubblesthegreen2172
    @bubblesthegreen2172 4 роки тому +87

    Did you know that orks don't have hair? They dye a species of squig called "hair squigs" and stick them to their flesh

    • @broccoligaming7611
      @broccoligaming7611 3 роки тому +3

      Doesn't Surprise me

    • @Kyeudo
      @Kyeudo 3 роки тому +7

      And by "stick them to their flesh" you mean "have squig bite them in the head".

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 3 роки тому +1

      And they use the Hair Squig’s teef to “rivit” their limbs back on.

  • @Torvar
    @Torvar 4 роки тому +15

    This feels like playing a tower defense game from the other side.

  • @beastiebear7231
    @beastiebear7231 4 роки тому +12

    Jokes aside... this is one of the best RTS games ever still.

  • @arcticcirclepit2008
    @arcticcirclepit2008 4 роки тому +9

    The Ork player in my blackened soul screamed-in-dakka every time you said "Waaag" rather than "Waaaar" with a hooligan accent.

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 4 роки тому +60

    Alt title: "Dawn of War: The Spiff Crusade"

  • @samuelbowden2136
    @samuelbowden2136 4 роки тому +89

    Ok you can do this with necrons and a regeneration orb as well! BRIT PLEASE READ THIS!

    • @shadowknight8610
      @shadowknight8610 4 роки тому +5

      Think that depends on the game verison of DC as i remember there was a patch to DC that caps it to 24 or i could be thinking of soulstorm

    • @AshenVictor
      @AshenVictor 4 роки тому +7

      @@shadowknight8610 Yeah, they patched it out in DC 1.2.
      Base game Soulstorm Sisters of Battle can have infinite resources because the icon of faith construction goes up in cost every time you build one, but in the base game when you disband it you get back the resources you would have spent on the next one not the one you ordered. So you just inifinitely start and cancel construction for infinity resources.

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 роки тому +1

      @GloatingSwine
      Awesome loophole.

  • @SchwhatNow
    @SchwhatNow 3 роки тому +6

    From what I recall, Orks being fungal beings was something that they learned from the early days of Warhammer fantasy. Yeah, originally Orks in Fantasy were just regular people but the problem with that logic is the simple fact that Orks churn through bodies like nobodies business so they'd have to be making a lot of babies to keep up with demand. It was changed to a fungus so that people didn't have to think of the horrors of Orks constantly shagging.

  • @matthewcorrie3324
    @matthewcorrie3324 4 роки тому +23

    This planet is doomed with how many Orks that have been killed there.

  • @InfernallyCapricious
    @InfernallyCapricious 4 роки тому +13

    Spiff: This is Rumble Tumbling
    RTGame: Now you stop that.

  • @sinamy
    @sinamy 4 роки тому +51

    My brother's and I joke about " how do you build mines"?
    "hit it with a hammer"

  • @BRHency
    @BRHency Місяць тому

    Spiff, I'm going through your old videos and I used to play Dawn of War a ton! Funny story, I actually was pushing my power supply too hard with my PC back when I played Dawn of War a lot (Video card was causing the power supply to constantly run in 'overdrive mode') and one night while playing with a friend the power supply overloaded and nearly caught fire. So when you're talking about 'burst into flames' at 18:14 during Dawn of War play, it felt very personal. Thanks for the shout-out!

  • @semo9197
    @semo9197 4 роки тому +32

    Do Cyberpunk 2077 next featuring Reanu Keeves!

  • @lizelive
    @lizelive 4 роки тому +38

    Issue closed: works as intended.

  • @AlexWithington
    @AlexWithington 4 роки тому +10

    I love how everytime I install an rts game on my PC less than a week later you release a vid on the exact rts I downloaded also Dow is one of my favourite rts games of all time beside CNC generals :)

  • @vonrelevanz1963
    @vonrelevanz1963 2 роки тому +16

    This is lore accurate ork strat. Also it makes perfectly sense that a species of humanoid mushrooms is always happy.
    Why were tyranids not part of the game?

  • @Hatsworthful
    @Hatsworthful 4 роки тому +5

    Its still hilarious to me how the average warhammer ork is probably biologically closer to one of the toads from the mario series than from any other fantasy orc.

  • @voicetest6019
    @voicetest6019 4 роки тому +82

    See, last night I was trying to explain where Blizzard got Starcraft from, and thanks to all the memes, I couldn't recall the Tau as anything but "the blue space weebs".

    • @blainn7788
      @blainn7788 4 роки тому +6

      space commie weebs for another layer of meme

    • @hk74654
      @hk74654 4 роки тому

      "communist blueberries"

    • @headlesshunter8435
      @headlesshunter8435 4 роки тому +1

      Blue communist weeb fish people

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 4 роки тому +1

      That's the 40k community for ya UAE a joke over and over again no matter how unfunny it gets. On that note I am alpharius

  • @howizee
    @howizee 4 роки тому +21

    3:15 Oh God the Orks are using the Emu's strategy. We're doomed.

  • @blacktemplar1139
    @blacktemplar1139 2 роки тому +1

    Artillery noticing the grouped up Waaagh Banners: "Huh, interesting"

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +9

    *And they fell upon the worlds of the Imperium,*
    *And there was no end to their numbers or their rage...*

  • @jbaldy1327
    @jbaldy1327 4 роки тому +6

    Man the descriptions for each faction were spot on, especially the Tau.

  • @xyvxyethe5584
    @xyvxyethe5584 4 роки тому +26

    Spiff and Josh from Let's Game It Out should do a collab on how to destroy a video game

  • @bassplur12
    @bassplur12 3 місяці тому +1

    This was hands down my favorite warhammer rts game by a mile! I played this campaign so many times. but i always played as Necrons because they were so overpowered!! I need to replay it again and finally play a full campaign as another race, its just the elite units you get from capturing areas are just so overpowered! Once you get like 3 special units you can beat a map in minutes!!

  • @lukemckoy9732
    @lukemckoy9732 4 роки тому +16

    “Walk softly, and carry a big gun!”

    • @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine
      @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine 4 роки тому +3

      It's Orks, let's be honest, it's "Yell like a goddamn madman while running towards the nearest gits you can find and carry the biggest, loudest boomstick you can find and/or scrap together"

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger 4 роки тому +4

      "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

    • @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine
      @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine 4 роки тому +1

      @@serotonin.scavenger Aaaaaaaaaaaah

    • @aidngunter7228
      @aidngunter7228 4 роки тому +3

      The mind is like a fortress with gates unbarred and unguarded

  • @ruoFcpk
    @ruoFcpk 4 роки тому +51

    As an Environmentalist, I'm fine with decapitating my enemies.

  • @PeekaBlue0
    @PeekaBlue0 4 роки тому +43

    "the orks are the best horde faction"
    *angry imperial guard noises*

    • @Xeakquh
      @Xeakquh 4 роки тому

      Myes.

    • @spiritretro3571
      @spiritretro3571 4 роки тому +8

      "for eahc one fo us you kill TEN MORE WILL TAKE HIS PLACE!!" random orc: pfft.... just ten? *proceeds to get replaced by a hundred orcs*

    • @solanumtuberosum985
      @solanumtuberosum985 4 роки тому

      *fixes the bayonet*

    • @creldest
      @creldest 4 роки тому +2

      @@spiritretro3571 I’m sorry, it seems your quote is incomplete.
      “Where I fall, ten more shall take my place! And one hundred each of them! So strike me down! I am the harbinger!” -Ollanius Pious to Horus during the heresy
      A regular human of the Imperial Army (the guard didn’t exist yet), stood between Horus and the Emperor, delaying the demonized primarch long enough for the Emperor to escape. Granted, it was all of like 4 seconds, but it was still enough.

    • @thekingtiger8193
      @thekingtiger8193 4 роки тому

      *cadia broke before the guard did*

  • @Keyce0013
    @Keyce0013 4 роки тому +6

    If you right-click on the Reinforce Squad or Build Unit button, it will set it to auto-use as long as you have the resources and no other units are being produced.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 роки тому +6

    2:15 because if you’ve ever seen what female Orks look like in Blood Bowl, then you’d understand why they were changed to spore-producing mushroom men.

  • @RatRatRattyRatRat
    @RatRatRattyRatRat 4 роки тому +8

    Me: *Already knows how to do what is described on the title.*
    Also me: *Likes, subscribes, shares.*

  • @CMAdamska
    @CMAdamska 4 роки тому +5

    Next up: infinite Titans to please the Omnissiah.

  • @samuelfalkstrom8016
    @samuelfalkstrom8016 2 роки тому +12

    i remember breaching the necron pop cap by reaching it then reviving dead necrons