Yeah, that's a funny thing with this character. He is always pretending to smoke a cigar, but anytime he talks it falls out, but they like it for the character, so he puts it back It's a problem as he has no arms! Sheesh!
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I actually liked Kenya in this one... it seems she can laugh more at herself than the others... of course if you've seen her on the show, you know she clearly has no problem making a fool of herself
I don't watch reality TV. I have a life of my own. I just wanted to see Triumph poop all over women who never did anything to earn respect, yet demand it just for being on TV.
xx_deathlord....yeah...I love that, too. Makes it sound like even Triumph knows his jokes are funny. I love it when Triumph slowly explains his jokes afterwards...like when he did the Guantanamo joke...
He actually reads his jokes off of a piece of paper. He's said so in a couple interviews. I'm sure some of it is improv but the bulk of it is written prior.
@@lolhowmad Yeah he does write some stuff prior but he is a definitely quick witted without those jokes. Like in that segment where he visits that hotdog place that insults the customers and he insults them back and it’s an absolute riot.
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@@Blood0cean nah they wont show up here, cause they don't watch comic stuff, they have allergies on laughing. they prefer to be miserable and drag everyone with them
I love how each of them can laugh at each other and with each other. Triumph brings the best out of people because he allows them to laugh at themselves and remember no one is perfect and those who think they are, are in fact perfect….. for him to poop on.
7:08 to 7:18....Gawd I love Triumph, comedy GOLD. I just wish there existed an endless number of his videos to laugh to. Someone give this dog his own show!
@reggie wolfpac I don’t wanna be that person BUT Kandi was in a girl group, pretty successful one too, and she’s also a music producer so she isn’t the only one of them who does anything
Triumph's roasts and jokes are TOP-SHELF amazing, and he makes it look easy. So happy to be able to revisit or see these for the 1st time. Brilliant and hilarious. Thank U, to all involved. Thanks to Team Coco. Laughter is so important every day - especially during the year 2020.
"I hear it's also #1 in Guantanamo Bay... because they torture people.!" AHAHAHAHAHAhA I'm almost scared to watch this high. like I might end up choking on my laugh and need an ambulance
i have watched this so many times and still so hilarious . conan the dog is fab. first time i watched this , my son and i could not stop laughing..... very done
These Triumph videos, particularly this one, have you laughing so hard that you are tired by the end of the video. I mean the jokes at the end are just as funny as the ones at the beginning, but you’re exhausted because you left so much. Even watching the victims laugh, because they can’t help it, is Hysterical.
Black women look real good on here, especially Kenya and the one in red. But that "don't put your hand in my face" thing was funny as shit. She's arguing with a puppet. Hahaha.
OMG..the last sniff on the chair of Kenya was laugh out loud to the empty room I m sitting in...which is a compliment!!! Triumph just keeps getting better.
+ador757 Especially now, lol. "So...how does it feel knowing that you have no real fighting skills against a real fighter?" Robert Smigel would do this only if he wants to get killed, lol.
I love it how she pretends to be angry but still puts the cigar back in his mouth each time it falls 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, that's a funny thing with this character. He is always pretending to smoke a cigar, but anytime he talks it falls out, but they like it for the character, so he puts it back
It's a problem as he has no arms! Sheesh!
@@lindaf4836 Sometimes he plays into the cigar drops, as there are times where there is a pile of cigars building beneath him.
You can tell Kenya is genuinely enjoying this beyond the scripted stuff.
Fair enough
"We're not giving you you're cigar back."
*Whips out another cigar*
Ok where were we?
That was the best part of the whole video.
So much finesse
Those four ladies were a good sport and laughed at themselves, trying hard to pretend to be offended. Kudos ladies!
"you're the classiest housewife...which is like being the smartest kardashian"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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i love that joke
+m dubbs my favorite joke
it's not that funny
Albert Vasquez all about personal opinion
these girls were good sport.
That is correct Mr Hitchen
*horrific, barely passable as human things
Yeah, they will do anything to promote themselves.
knightd12 exactly why sometimes I hate Celebrity's
brewing storm not really they laughed at each other but became angry when it was their turn to be roasted
I actually liked Kenya in this one... it seems she can laugh more at herself than the others... of course if you've seen her on the show, you know she clearly has no problem making a fool of herself
They are all acting, she was laughing because it was funny so she broke character. How the women were acting was scripted just like all reality tv.
Of course it's staged.. but Triumph's jokes are not, which is clear from their facial expressions.
Xzamilloh I know that
Jonathan Dean And I know they were all acting.. so what was your point?
I don't watch reality TV. I have a life of my own.
I just wanted to see Triumph poop all over women who never did anything to earn respect, yet demand it just for being on TV.
“Lonely angry spinsters, looking for someone to feel superior to.” Lmaoooooo. It me!
What the hell is a spinster?
@ unmarried old women. Kinda a old timey way to say it though
It's not that serious.
People stuck in various waiting rooms 😆
7:02 when Triumph raises his paws at Kenya and they start going at it 🤣🤣🤣
"Thug dog Triumph" 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, including his fifth paw which he sticks in her face. LOL
LOL ÅYeeeeS.
Is it me or does Kenya have a great sense of humour
She does but I’m not sure if it’s you or not.
Kenya and the dog were television gold. THey need to make a show together,.
I love how "Big Bags of Shit" averages three and a half stars
+Phil G lol, people actually gave genuine reviews on Amazon about their bags of shit. Most were very pleased with it.
the best joke by far
SPN 1 go away lol
and i love that your profile pic is a Rottweiler, did you name him after triumph?
😂😂😂
Kenya commands the spotlight. She stands out and delivers. Love her!
"Haven't seen a shithole this big since Kirstie Alley bent over to pick up a seashell" is an instant classic.
+Burial it might be one of the best lines ever.
😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
That's actually so nasty when you think of it lol
I was wondering what he said; can't read his lips.
OMFG! That line hits harder than Mike Tyson! I can't even speak it without losing it.
Its always fun to hear the puppeteer laugh...
BlackMistxX yeah lol i agree
xx_deathlord....yeah...I love that, too. Makes it sound like even Triumph knows his jokes are funny. I love it when Triumph slowly explains his jokes afterwards...like when he did the Guantanamo joke...
And his Triumph voice breaks
You are ruining it for the children
Yeah thats best part
How he is able to come up with those insults in such an improv way amazes me, which makes it even more funny. True comedy
He actually reads his jokes off of a piece of paper. He's said so in a couple interviews. I'm sure some of it is improv but the bulk of it is written prior.
practice.
@@lolhowmad Yeah he does write some stuff prior but he is a definitely quick witted without those jokes. Like in that segment where he visits that hotdog place that insults the customers and he insults them back and it’s an absolute riot.
Kenya has a great laugh.
Yes and also seems to have a great sense of humor as well :)
@@AaronH9111 yeah she was one most in on it lol
When comic spelled out the Guantánamo joke, none of the ladies could keep from laughing!!! They all know how terrible that song is.
BigEnoughUmbrella and when he says it’s #1 there, she goes “well, it’s #1 somewhere”....dumbass 😆😆
Whos comic?
@@JustinR316 She clearly did not know what Guantanamo was.
😂😂😂
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I love how these woman are actually down to earth & have a good sense of humor
Triumph going all in at Kenya at the end is COMEDY GOLD!! Lady in red was dying the whole time even tho she tried not to
It’s hot when women act like that
You better get that hand outta my face
Sniff
That's Kenya LMFAO
"Transvestites watch the show looking for fashion tips" LMFAO
Lmfao
your ignorance hurts my souls........
is the other way around!
I have a feeling this segment is gonna get cancelled once the language police whores show up
@@Blood0cean it's on UA-cam it's on tbs it's on NBC and Hulu you guys complain more than actual sjws
@@Blood0cean nah they wont show up here, cause they don't watch comic stuff, they have allergies on laughing. they prefer to be miserable and drag everyone with them
I'm in tears after watching around 80% of Triumph's videos. Comic GENIUS.
Kenya has a good sense of humor and can laugh at herself. Plus she's drop dead gorgeous.
Plus she was acting way before she did reality tv.
She is hot af, sense of humour doesn't hurt at all
I love how each of them can laugh at each other and with each other. Triumph brings the best out of people because he allows them to laugh at themselves and remember no one is perfect and those who think they are, are in fact perfect….. for him to poop on.
They have to laugh, even they know how pathetic they are
I love how he keeps dropping the cigar ...comedy gold
Kenya seems to have a great sense of humor and she is also very foxy. XO
She was Miss USA.
Kenya was a actress too.
"You're the classiest of the real housewives, which is sort of like saying you're the smartest Kardashian"
You killed me, Triumph! XD
Danaq0530 LOL
Gotta give the girls credit. Good sports to pull this off with Triumph.
When he immediately got another cigar..
This is in the case of; when you can't say, nobody is perfect anymore.
The Guantanamo joke killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You have to stop making music"
I laughed so hard when he said "people who also bought this bought big bags of shit" LOL
Damn Kenya is fine as hell, I don't blame Triumph for sniffing the chair she sat on after she left!
***** no that's Porsha. Kenya is very intelligent
***** How is she dumb. .explain?
Even after 11 years, I still come back to this segment to my get laughter, lol.
I'm LMFAO right now. Would have been awesome if Nene had been there!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
These girls were incredibly good sports
I've never seen the show, but I already love all of them
I lost it at "Silence of the Lambs" fabulous!
I think I have watched this 20 times now and the "big bags of shit" and "I'm surprised Amazon would even sell big bags of shit" gets me every time!
😂😂😂
7:08 to 7:18....Gawd I love Triumph, comedy GOLD. I just wish there existed an endless number of his videos to laugh to. Someone give this dog his own show!
He has a show on Adult Swim.
I didnt know his and Jack show still come on
I'm not even American, but I have to say it: Triumph for President 2016
Yes, and Walter for VP.
+Abhishek Uchil #TriumphNotTrump
+Abhishek Uchil that moment when he adds two letters too many
+Abhishek Uchil You think Trump wouldn't result in more of this bullshit?
Anthony Badessa Oh. Oh sure.
This is probably my favorite Triumph bit. All the girls played along so well and there was a good vibe.
Kenya really took it on the chin with triumph lmao I love those two would like to see more
This was great, but the hotdog stand one with jack is still the best Triumph appearance ever imo lol
Nah it's Star Wars, but it's close.
the girl in the pink is honestly the best looking one, and the best sport about it
Michael Delvalle she was a Miss USA
she is hot
Her name is Kenya.
🇰🇪
@reggie wolfpac I don’t wanna be that person BUT Kandi was in a girl group, pretty successful one too, and she’s also a music producer so she isn’t the only one of them who does anything
Triumph's roasts and jokes are TOP-SHELF amazing, and he makes it look easy. So happy to be able to revisit or see these for the 1st time. Brilliant and hilarious. Thank U, to all involved. Thanks to Team Coco. Laughter is so important every day - especially during the year 2020.
"Wheres the one people know??? ...NENE" !!!! LOL 😂😂😂
I love how he had to explain the Guantanamo Bay joke to them
Triumph explains his jokes all the time
They got the joke, they were just trying not to laugh, so he doubled down.
"I hear it's also #1 in Guantanamo Bay... because they torture people.!"
AHAHAHAHAHAhA
I'm almost scared to watch this high. like I might end up choking on my laugh and need an ambulance
Kenya was fun in this video, the timing was perfect. It's so hard to do this comedy and make it look real. Funny, funny, funny.
Omg too funny, that's why I like Kenya....she's funny without even knowing it lol.
the lady in pink was so awesome about this haha
0:45 hearing that guy shout 'yeahhhh' gave me goosebumps lol.
Our love for triumph is mutual aye
almost as famous as pawn shop employes
I know who Chumlee is but not these four women.
Should have said Pawn Stars; pawn shop employees didn't land very well, but I knew what he meant.
Which ones the puppet?
Lol
Inflatable Conans bitch i know puppet about' to find out !!
+Inflatable Conans they ALL ARE!!!!
bruh that roast 😂😂
Inflatable Conan the classy one.
I love how the lady in the red tried to stay in character and be "classy" but just couldn't do it and start laughing.
They were such good sports, this is the funniest Triumph clip I've seen in a decade
Cynthia sure is a classy one. She picked up cigar for Triumph all the time.
I've watched this video three times in the last two days, and I've laughed out loud every single time. And now I'm about to watch it again.
"how does it feel to be as famous as pawn shop employees"..... Im fuckin crying!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Kenya is a true Queen yet she's so funny and sweet 😃
Big sniff... " Yeah... that's Kenya"! LMAO!
When he did the “if I say...” and she goes “I’m fabulous” I was dying of laughter
omg the bags of shit one..... i was laughing so hard i cried lol
Magma hella funny.
and it’s an actual search term on Amazon. It leads to Phaedra’s video 🤣🤣
5:42 silence of the lambs fabulous 😂😂😂 love this dog!!
I will admit... Kenya is really hot!
I would do her, in a low light setting.
She was miss USA after all. Absolutely stunning.
She was MS USA 30 years ago. But the gal still got a nice bootay on her.
I was once on a safari trip in Kenya and I can confirm: the heat is unbearable! Kenya's daytime temperatures average between 20°C/68°F and 28°C/82°F.
82 degrees isn't really that bad though.
Who is on a Triumph binge now that Conan is bringing back the oldie but goodies?
all the girls were good sports...kudos
i have watched this so many times and still so hilarious . conan the dog is fab. first time i watched this , my son and i could not stop laughing..... very done
These Triumph videos, particularly this one, have you laughing so hard that you are tired by the end of the video. I mean the jokes at the end are just as funny as the ones at the beginning, but you’re exhausted because you left so much. Even watching the victims laugh, because they can’t help it, is Hysterical.
"That's like being the smartest Kardashian!" Burn LMAO
Kenya: "You say I'm Homeless. I say I like the Outdoors."
She is 50 shades of Crazy.
4:00: "From a Chinese toddler's hands to your bedroom, folks." Lol
One of the best lines that, sadly, went under the audience radar.
Black women look real good on here, especially Kenya and the one in red. But that "don't put your hand in my face" thing was funny as shit. She's arguing with a puppet. Hahaha.
This interview was better than any reality show.
"You're going to have a lightly attended funeral "
Bless you, Robert
When triumph gets the other cigar i couldnt stop laughing 💀💀💀
I have watched this 10 times, and the jokes still get me
This is hilarious. Thank you for uploading these videos ! We "foreigners" need our daily dose of Triumph and Conan too. But mostly Triumph.
OMG..the last sniff on the chair of Kenya was laugh out loud to the empty room I m sitting in...which is a compliment!!! Triumph just keeps getting better.
I died when the stick hand popped up 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 “Where’s the one people know, the famous one?? Nene”??!! I’m so dead!! 💀 #Triumphtriumphs
I have to say, the women all took it really well. Didn't ruin it at all that they didn't get angry and showed a sense of humor.
Triumph please do UFC fighters next.
***** lol he would not dare xD
BraiQ insulting Ronda would be a total riot lol
+BraiQ Are you kidding, they'd probably have a great time with that.
+ador757 Insulting Conor McGregor would be a riot HAHA
+ador757 Especially now, lol.
"So...how does it feel knowing that you have no real fighting skills against a real fighter?"
Robert Smigel would do this only if he wants to get killed, lol.
Lmaooo slightly less famous than the lady who eats sofa cushions I lost it
Damn that joke tho!! Haha
Never seen the show these women were/are on, but they 'seem' to have a good sense of humor.
don't waste your time, or electric power.
“The crazy blonde bitch” had me dying 💀😆
Triumph had me holding my stomach I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAhahaaha this Dog is A FUCK!ING O.G. Seriously he should have is own reality Tv show. He's so blody funny!!.
"because they torture people" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just woke up my neighbors
Triumph: Here is a little reality for YOU , Ur gonna have a very lightly attended funeral. LMAO
I came back for the 20th time to laugh hard again.
José Luis Enríquez 20th??? is that all???
Joe Lewis Henry Goodness
Robert Smigel is one of the funniest and quick witted comedians ever. “Pay no attention to the Jewish hand”😂.
I always look forward to new Triumph videos. Got to have him on Conan more.
He got the girls to all laugh at one point or another...he did well XD
This vid had me in tears....i havent laffed this hard in like 2weeks. 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
Laughed. "Laffed" is something a 6th grader with a cell phone would use.
Go and have a seat! Lighten up and take ur drawls outta ur behind ✌ My post and I type how I please!
It's Jan 2020 and this just showed up on my feed. Laughed so hard my head hurts. Loved it as much as I love RHOA (that also makes my head hurt). 😆💖
triumph agitating his hand while arguing.!!
makes me laugh every time
"It is amazing how much you can get done when you don't stop to feel deeply ashamed of yourself."
Wise words, Triumph. Wise words.
When Triumph turned ratchet and started arguing and shaking his head XD hahaha!!
2:01 the way he delivers this line is hilarious.
Lmao this was hysterical 😭
Kenya’s face every time Triumph dropped that cigar hahaha!!