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  • CONAN highlight: Jack McBrayer & Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pay a visit to Chicago's infamously hostile hot dog stand.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @deinVater9983
    @deinVater9983 6 років тому +9544

    " Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth "
    I died there

    • @88omair
      @88omair 5 років тому +125

      Dam that sucks, because it got even better after that

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 5 років тому +7

      We were dead together

    • @YaBoiBrendo
      @YaBoiBrendo 5 років тому +102

      “How do you sleep in your car at night” killed me.

    • @ratleader90
      @ratleader90 5 років тому +8

      @@YaBoiBrendo With the engine on.

    • @ramiro420247
      @ramiro420247 5 років тому +1

      HaHAHAHAH

  • @vidasegunrichie
    @vidasegunrichie 3 роки тому +6012

    How do you sleep in your car at night... OMG this man is a genious

    • @godbelow
      @godbelow 3 роки тому +48

      genius

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 3 роки тому +9

      omg that went over my head

    • @hacatan24
      @hacatan24 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah that was hella funny lol

    • @zekapten1922
      @zekapten1922 3 роки тому +15

      For real, I remember that line like once every few months. And every time I remember it I have to come back here.

    • @adrik-l-9028
      @adrik-l-9028 3 роки тому +1

      Was... RIP

  • @oo0_DannyPhantom_0oo
    @oo0_DannyPhantom_0oo 8 років тому +21497

    There's trash talkers, and then there's professional trash talkers.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 8 років тому +436

      Now wait, please clarify as to the "professional trash talkers". Do you mean the WC staff or Triumph?? I'd say both qualify!!

    • @jinostacks
      @jinostacks 8 років тому +65

      including yourself brick!

    • @garrettbonneville7866
      @garrettbonneville7866 7 років тому +62

      These people sound like me talking to my friends

    • @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587
      @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587 6 років тому +185

      What makes it professional is my cigar that always falls out my mouth and me humping my victims after insulting them.

    • @randomazn420
      @randomazn420 6 років тому +12

      Professional haters lol

  • @jeffl977
    @jeffl977 2 роки тому +2015

    I love this episode. That woman was a worthy opponent and a good sport. Triumph rocks the house wherever he goes.

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 2 роки тому +75

      I think the Hot Dog Queen was the only to ever keep up with Triumph and result in a draw. It was a slugfest with some of the funniest slams.

    • @jeffl977
      @jeffl977 2 роки тому +41

      @@RichV20 Totally agree. I love that chick and the whole hardcore gang behind that counter. And the very end kills me where Triumph is snarfing out his nose and that one dude is totally pissed and his GF is laughing but she topples over.

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 Рік тому

      @@RichV20 i think she lost because she is a good person, so she gave up acting like the mean bi tch she isnt.

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 Рік тому +18

      Poochie (the main insulting lady) at the end: 'You gonna sign this tittie before you leave!' lol

    • @charleybarley914
      @charleybarley914 9 місяців тому

      I still wanna know if Jack signed that tittie

  • @JAS-kd7xx
    @JAS-kd7xx 4 роки тому +3774

    “How do you sleep in your car at night!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 4 роки тому +83

      "Oh no you didn't...go to high school.
      Oh no you didn't...wash your ass today."

    • @user-gi3dy3ie6t
      @user-gi3dy3ie6t 4 роки тому +23

      Even the people behind her are laughing 😂

    • @BehindTheSc3nes
      @BehindTheSc3nes 3 роки тому +7

      This one burst me into laughter🤣

    • @manuelreynoso8297
      @manuelreynoso8297 3 роки тому +3

      brooo, that part!!!, that part!!! its all!!!!

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 3 роки тому +3

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

  • @daganrose4427
    @daganrose4427 5 років тому +4843

    Credits to the guy that had to bleep all this out

  • @daviddoyle543
    @daviddoyle543 4 роки тому +3903

    The woman with the blue hair got promoted to manager. She's been there a long time. 😂

    • @damastashonuff
      @damastashonuff 4 роки тому +51

      Poochie!

    • @Glum1964
      @Glum1964 3 роки тому +12

      Irrelevant, but thank you.....!

    • @mkind7765
      @mkind7765 3 роки тому +373

      @@Glum1964 Maybe to you. It's relevant to those who are interested in a follow-up.

    • @emare7851
      @emare7851 3 роки тому +95

      She’s awesome

    • @sbarron20
      @sbarron20 3 роки тому +72

      Yay!!! Good for her!

  • @wowomg1980
    @wowomg1980 Рік тому +869

    One of the best moments of Conan
    “You wanna char dog? How about a STFU with cheese?” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 Рік тому +1

      Jack: 'Would you like this wiener to go, or would you like to shove it up your ass right here???'

    • @Pacific_Norfweest
      @Pacific_Norfweest Рік тому +22

      Pile it on, Jack. Mustard, relish, disinfectant...

  • @katieacker7652
    @katieacker7652 4 роки тому +8525

    I love how everyone was quietly getting their work done, while this woman argued at a dog.

    • @yoyu8641
      @yoyu8641 4 роки тому +141

      Well just another Tuesday

    • @JammastaJ23
      @JammastaJ23 4 роки тому +105

      Really she argued with Robert Smigels right arm lol

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 4 роки тому +121

      The guy in red was having the time of his life. 😂

    • @flixnetty8303
      @flixnetty8303 3 роки тому +43

      "relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

    • @stefanbrouwer459
      @stefanbrouwer459 3 роки тому +22

      And at some point everyone just stopped just to listen to their arguement xD

  • @riverduck3
    @riverduck3 3 роки тому +5584

    My son went here years ago. He and the large black lady exchanged insults the whole time. Then while he was leaving, she said, "have a good night sweetie". I want to go there!

    • @rezaadara7866
      @rezaadara7866 3 роки тому +564

      What is the point of going there to be insulted? As an Asian I just have to go to family gathering to get roasted.

    • @rezaadara7866
      @rezaadara7866 3 роки тому +38

      @Sweettt! dont go there. The food doesnt seem good either

    • @awesomebeard1973
      @awesomebeard1973 3 роки тому +77

      @@rezaadara7866 sonce uou are Asian, if you really want to get yelled at ...drive.
      LOL

    • @afroshined
      @afroshined 3 роки тому +75

      Large black lady, which one?

    • @jonnyrello5982
      @jonnyrello5982 3 роки тому +31

      I grew up and still live in a "roasting" culture.
      If you can't hang, tough titty.
      Hold your own in the smack talking game and you'll get your respect.

  • @somanytakennames
    @somanytakennames 4 роки тому +7684

    Jack’s delivery of “BITCH, TIP” was flawless.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 4 роки тому +133

      somanytakennames it was like each word was sentence.

    • @JohnDoe-su1nx
      @JohnDoe-su1nx 4 роки тому +42

      somanytakennames I cried so hard 😂😂😂

    • @BehindTheSc3nes
      @BehindTheSc3nes 3 роки тому +24

      Hahaha what have they done to that guy😂😂

    • @rastaferion
      @rastaferion 3 роки тому +6

      do you want to take this hot dog home?...

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 3 роки тому +28

      the accent just makes it 10 times better

  • @OfficialExilica
    @OfficialExilica 2 роки тому +932

    I still watch this at least two or three times a year. Such a classic moment.

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 2 роки тому +19

      Me too. This and _Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones."_

    • @vivekdubey3514
      @vivekdubey3514 Рік тому +15

      I watch it everyday

    • @MarcIverson
      @MarcIverson 8 місяців тому +4

      I hadn't known how much I needed this until I rewatched it again tonight for the umpteenth time. I really need to make a habit of this.

    • @atbrooks2923
      @atbrooks2923 6 місяців тому +5

      Same😂

    • @jasonp364
      @jasonp364 3 місяці тому +1

      Never gets old

  • @KalinTylerFN
    @KalinTylerFN 2 роки тому +8028

    Most under-appreciated part of this is how the workers never break eye contact with the puppet to look at the guy actually talking. That's what makes this work.

    • @jasonchavez8706
      @jasonchavez8706 2 роки тому +308

      Puppet??? Wtf r u talking about what puppet.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 2 роки тому +106

      @@jasonchavez8706 aren't we all puppets in hands of god

    • @jasonchavez8706
      @jasonchavez8706 2 роки тому +105

      @@mx_k_ch6091 your telling me the dog is a puppet???? Ummmm ya OK 👌sure if u say so .

    • @abderrahimabderrahim6659
      @abderrahimabderrahim6659 2 роки тому +10

      @@jasonchavez8706 haha you get it

    • @joelpocalips
      @joelpocalips 2 роки тому +8

      @@jasonchavez8706 you on another level my guy.

  • @apihmohd
    @apihmohd 4 роки тому +6131

    "you know why you working for tips?because no one gonna stick the whole thing inside" 😂

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 4 роки тому +145

      Ive been using that line for 7 years now lol

    • @iiiplay2much937
      @iiiplay2much937 4 роки тому +48

      All the weeney whiney crybaby millennials 24- 35 years old now who cant laugh at themselves... or anything period... who would cry about how rude this is (on purpose) makes it even funnier 😝😆😜

    • @jamesashton2291
      @jamesashton2291 4 роки тому +13

      I’m sorry but I wasn’t born with a perfect English so what does that line mean?

    • @Year-Zero-BC
      @Year-Zero-BC 4 роки тому +29

      @@jamesashton2291 as in the tip of a penis instead of the whole thing

    • @vep8434
      @vep8434 4 роки тому +5

      @@Year-Zero-BC thank you

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard 4 роки тому +2752

    "Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates"
    lololololol

    • @J_131
      @J_131 4 роки тому +65

      😂😂😂
      He absolutely destroyed them, but they were such great sports. That’s what made it that much better. Two bantor masters

    • @newphonewhodis2457
      @newphonewhodis2457 3 роки тому +4

      "Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates"
      lololololo

    • @PresidentUSVI
      @PresidentUSVI 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erikai1817
      @erikai1817 3 роки тому

      Omg haha!!!!🤣

  • @gary609906
    @gary609906 Рік тому +236

    "You gonna sign this titty before you go!" hahahahaha

  • @tretre3892
    @tretre3892 8 років тому +2185

    how do you sleep in your car at night?? lol!!

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 8 років тому +73

      You're like Nicki Minaj, minus the everything

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 8 років тому +8

      +Queen of Thorns 😂😂😂

    • @optimuschrist15
      @optimuschrist15 8 років тому +49

      "You kiss yo pimp with that mouth?!!" haha

    • @CelynParry
      @CelynParry 8 років тому +28

      oh no you didn't go to highschool

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 8 років тому +2

      Lmao!!!

  • @subline_funtime
    @subline_funtime 4 роки тому +6124

    The roast battle went so hard he started working there

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 роки тому +157

      There's no battle, he straight up murdered her

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 4 роки тому +58

      He immediately became CEO

    • @marvinfrancisco4812
      @marvinfrancisco4812 2 роки тому +11

      the was the interview process, if you broke the trash talkers you are in

  • @daveygivens735
    @daveygivens735 5 років тому +2859

    It still amazes me that we I literally see a guy's hand and a paw on a stick and REFUSE to believe Triumph isn't real... lol

  • @MrCamp
    @MrCamp 2 роки тому +298

    Triumph and Poochie yelling over each other while the rest of the crew is just doing their jobs indiscreetly will always send me.

  • @LemonToGo
    @LemonToGo 4 роки тому +6922

    I love how they broke character when the dog destroyed them

    • @bourdie1979
      @bourdie1979 4 роки тому +297

      That's why his name is Triumph

    • @whoopshey826
      @whoopshey826 4 роки тому +206

      thats not a character. thats how they really are in that place. i worked in a kitchen and it was very close to this, but in the south. i honestly dont know how many times i called people motherfuckers and retards.

    • @danshotguns4226
      @danshotguns4226 4 роки тому +42

      @@whoopshey826 triumph is indeed a character sir..

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 4 роки тому +13

      😅😂 They sure did too funny

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 4 роки тому +33

      Shotguns, he was obviously talking about the workers. You know that's why he said "they" you ridiculous millennial.

  • @jerrysingh3807
    @jerrysingh3807 5 років тому +2421

    Nothing gets passed you especially carbohydrates 🔥🤣😭😂

    • @ponchred
      @ponchred 5 років тому +25

      Past

    • @sharked8831
      @sharked8831 5 років тому +3

      Wtf is Jerry Singh, are you a mouse sala

    • @aaronrose3460
      @aaronrose3460 4 роки тому +15

      Obviously she’s on the seafood diet. Whenever she sees food, she eats it.

  • @stux101ksb4
    @stux101ksb4 3 роки тому +6367

    “Do you know why you work for tips? Because no one will stick the whole thing in.” That’s one of the greatest lines of all time.

  • @tfd829
    @tfd829 Рік тому +330

    "Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates!"
    I'm dying. 😂

    • @krose9941
      @krose9941 6 місяців тому +4

      I felt that because I, too, need to leave the carbs alone. I love that place!

    • @deadschooled
      @deadschooled 5 місяців тому +1

      I can hear Triumph in my head 🤣

  • @alexisreyes2380
    @alexisreyes2380 5 років тому +5421

    “How do you sleep in you car at night” 💀💀💀

    • @dolphinsays
      @dolphinsays 5 років тому +31

      surprisingly clean and still one of the best burns ever. its like the perfect insult.

    • @666Davee666
      @666Davee666 5 років тому +8

      THAT WAS EPIC!!!!! xD My mouth hurts to laugh xD

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 5 років тому +22

      @@666Davee666 My favorite part was "LISTEN HERE QUEEN LAQUEEFA !"

    • @reginadisbrow4486
      @reginadisbrow4486 5 років тому +27

      Young-God yes!! That, and "nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates!!"--almost peed.

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 5 років тому

      @@reginadisbrow4486 HAHAHAHA ! "Almost peed."

  • @eagle_ate_hawk
    @eagle_ate_hawk 5 років тому +3605

    "You're like Nicki Minaj minus the everything."
    Jesus.

    • @gabecandee5374
      @gabecandee5374 5 років тому +30

      Idk, sounds more like a compliment to me.

    • @vonvonnie1785
      @vonvonnie1785 5 років тому +20

      @@gabecandee5374 its not

    • @makaveli6873
      @makaveli6873 4 роки тому +10

      Eagle Strike I spit out my lunchable

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 4 роки тому +9

      He just told her she is nothing. The setup to it made it so much better. Made peace, told her he loved her. Said, she is like Nikki, and then BAM

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 4 роки тому

      Eagle Strike you're like Nicki Minaj - the Everything. Jesus++++Thank you for the Unsolicited close captioning. However, thankfully my hearing is top notch...

  • @garrettgravley
    @garrettgravley 9 місяців тому +183

    What I love the most about this is that you can see the mutual respect between Triumph/Robert and the employees even as they're hurling insults at one another.

    • @chrisarseneault5617
      @chrisarseneault5617 4 місяці тому

      Who is this Robert you speak of?

    • @stonewallperformance
      @stonewallperformance 4 місяці тому +1

      They're professional trash talkers! It's like a sport! Lol

    • @reev9759
      @reev9759 3 місяці тому

      Robert Schmigel puppeteers Triumph and is Conan O'Brien's head writer, they both met on SNL ​@@chrisarseneault5617

    • @reev9759
      @reev9759 3 місяці тому

      ​@@chrisarseneault5617I'm not deleting my post even though I know you totally weren't serious 😂

    • @gabbleratchet1890
      @gabbleratchet1890 2 місяці тому +1

      @@chrisarseneault5617the son of my dentist, Dr. Smigel.

  • @Eric-zz8rm
    @Eric-zz8rm 3 роки тому +4556

    “Oh no you didn’t oh no you didn’t graduate highschool” is underrated

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 3 роки тому +21

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

    • @rilke1791
      @rilke1791 3 роки тому +19

      what

    • @scottcameron8329
      @scottcameron8329 3 роки тому +139

      @@jaidenarias5912 Ephesians 4:29 is a wonderful passage... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

    • @lonewolf2508
      @lonewolf2508 3 роки тому +18

      @@scottcameron8329 lol

    • @wardyman70
      @wardyman70 3 роки тому +6

      lmfao! 😂🤣😂

  • @shwingarchive
    @shwingarchive 7 років тому +2782

    I love how the staff is still just casually working, while her and the dog are going at it.😂

  • @ZombieMiezz
    @ZombieMiezz 3 роки тому +1075

    "I'm coming back with a friend & you'll be really sorry."
    And he did.

    • @TequilaMockingBird91
      @TequilaMockingBird91 3 роки тому +25

      And they were

    • @elizabethbennet4791
      @elizabethbennet4791 3 роки тому +10

      And she was!

    • @goodbuddyborf9246
      @goodbuddyborf9246 3 роки тому +10

      I read this with Morgan Freeman’s voice

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 3 роки тому +2

      Poor Pusheen either didn't get much sleep or has a stomach infection like Triumph got eating dirty wieners. 🤮😅

  • @MOOSEKEE
    @MOOSEKEE Рік тому +218

    love how throughout the yelling is the little life lessons the lady says like "don't do drugs sir", "don't be ashamed"

    • @Jamietheroadrunner
      @Jamietheroadrunner 6 місяців тому +7

      Except he should be ashamed of doing his sister

  • @ChinchillaDave
    @ChinchillaDave 4 роки тому +3613

    Still one of the best segments Conan has ever made possible.

    • @v.vonggg
      @v.vonggg 4 роки тому +5

      Agreed

    • @athveg34f
      @athveg34f 4 роки тому +37

      100% agree. I come here every few months to just watch this video in awe. Darn near perfection. I still swell up when the old Western music plays and Triumph pops up by Jack in line.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 роки тому +3

      It aroused my interest in various ways.

    • @sjcflawless
      @sjcflawless 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, so well deserved! Best person for the role too! What an honor!

    • @APST1970
      @APST1970 4 роки тому +7

      C. Word Did you see the guy behind them in line smile, because he knows he’s in for a good showdown.😄

  • @j_bird27
    @j_bird27 4 роки тому +3860

    So about 3 years ago I actually met Jack McBrayer at a taco truck in east LA out of all places lol. We talked and he was nice enough to take a picture with me, all around a super nice guy. Then I brought this video up and dude busted out laughing and told me how crazy it was and that he doesn't even like hot dogs to begin with lol.

    • @MHZAWI3
      @MHZAWI3 3 роки тому +147

      He a really damn nice person

    • @ZombieMiezz
      @ZombieMiezz 3 роки тому +55

      Thanks for sharing (:

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 3 роки тому +9

      @@MHZAWI3 right?

    • @davidmoser3535
      @davidmoser3535 3 роки тому +35

      John be assured Jack likes weiners

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 3 роки тому +8

      @@davidmoser3535 Beat me to it!

  • @mantistoboggan537
    @mantistoboggan537 3 роки тому +1971

    Honestly, it's extremely wholesome that they called out Jack for being sweaty but also gave him napkins to wipe himself off

    • @gob2poof812
      @gob2poof812 Рік тому +24

      What are you talking about, i think they meant the whole thing as an insult lol

    • @maxpf
      @maxpf Рік тому

      he didnt even sweat rofl

    • @davimari88
      @davimari88 Рік тому +6

      That’s Chicago hospitality at its core. 😂

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 10 місяців тому

      ​@@davimari88i still cant get over Ed Debevics leaving Chicago. It was my favorite place to go when I was in the city.

    • @stonewallperformance
      @stonewallperformance 4 місяці тому

      And they’re lambasting him for apologizing for not doing drugs, yelling at him tk be proud of that! Lol very sweet!!

  • @robsimpson6537
    @robsimpson6537 2 роки тому +158

    The worker in red laughing is hilarious 😂

  • @amygrace3820
    @amygrace3820 8 років тому +396

    jack is so innocent that when he said "BITCH TIP" i think i died, i am typing this as a ghostie

    • @tech3642
      @tech3642 8 років тому +42

      tell my dead cousin Jose to pay my $5

    • @SandrineAnterrion
      @SandrineAnterrion 8 років тому +2

      All American Mormon guy face

    • @sonesoshi6899
      @sonesoshi6899 8 років тому +1

      ohh bet your cousins do

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye 8 років тому +3306

    One of the best Triumph segments ever. It's so quotable; every joke is gold.

    • @blakegorham1769
      @blakegorham1769 8 років тому +24

      he messed them up

    • @jakelafake2499
      @jakelafake2499 8 років тому +27

      oh no you didnt

    • @beautifulfacerocks9663
      @beautifulfacerocks9663 8 років тому

      x

    • @starshipmongo
      @starshipmongo 7 років тому +55

      It's so dense. Every single line has so many things going on.

    • @codyscott4301
      @codyscott4301 7 років тому +15

      Jack Mcbrayer is the key to all this if we get him working, cause he's a funnier character than we've every had in any of the triumph sketches before.

  • @Dhujdic
    @Dhujdic 9 років тому +8931

    They should have sent Jordan Schlansky

    • @Georg1492
      @Georg1492 9 років тому +292

      It's a legit idea, Sir!

    • @UFOgamers
      @UFOgamers 9 років тому +275

      Dhujdic Are you crazy ? everybody will die there of boredom !

    • @MexicanKitty2
      @MexicanKitty2 9 років тому +49

      HENNI Mohamed Is that a bad thing?

    • @n1s2e
      @n1s2e 9 років тому +39

      Dhujdic the one person who whould brake them all

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe 9 років тому +20

      Dhujdic OH Hell that would've been hilarious.
      LIke this & Jordan are 2 extremes & both would've been equally as funny to watch xD

  • @tonicarpenter4126
    @tonicarpenter4126 Рік тому +262

    A decade later and I'm still crying-hollering-laughing over this video.

  • @georgemaherjr2290
    @georgemaherjr2290 3 роки тому +4205

    Those employees must never have a bad day being able to just express themselves like that. 😂

    • @calm1047
      @calm1047 3 роки тому +389

      I used to work 3 blocks from this place and I ate lunch there. They have the best hot dogs and hamburgers. They only talk like that on the weekends after 10 p.m

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 3 роки тому +275

      @@calm1047 That makes a lot of sense. This seems like something that would be fun for a couple of hours but a nightmare if you had to keep it up all day every day!

    • @checkle1
      @checkle1 2 роки тому +154

      @@calm1047 I was honestly worried about their mental state. That's wayyyy too much negativity. But if it's only a couple days and only for a couple hours, then it really does seem more like a therapy session hahaha.

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 2 роки тому +21

      It's the Playa haters ball all the time lol.

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 2 роки тому +43

      @@checkle1 There's an entire video of them expressing how emotionally draining it is and crying and stuff. They get severe abuse on a daily basis

  • @JazzTheDogOfWar
    @JazzTheDogOfWar 7 років тому +479

    "do you know why you guys work for tips? because nobody would stick the whole thing in" hahahaha

  • @N4p0100
    @N4p0100 8 років тому +6015

    Send Gordon Ramsay there and let's see what happens

    • @DocHolidayKY99
      @DocHolidayKY99 8 років тому +187

      when one guy rejected what ramsay said to him he blew up in madness.

    • @michaelgmr60
      @michaelgmr60 8 років тому +30

      shutting down a resturain?

    • @abdelbashiti7330
      @abdelbashiti7330 8 років тому +179

      Gordon Ramsey would shut it down

    • @huerta25264
      @huerta25264 8 років тому +128

      except these people, unlike people on the show, actually have business.

    • @teknacious
      @teknacious 7 років тому +2

      napoleon yong RIP

  • @daveidmarx8296
    @daveidmarx8296 2 роки тому +214

    I love @3:16 when Triumph appears the audience just explodes cuz they know shit's about to get real.

    • @randypalmer2328
      @randypalmer2328 Рік тому +18

      I like the MC dude in the back who looks hard as hell until Triumph pops up and he breaks into a huge grin knowing that he hasn't seen half the violence as what's about to transpire.

    • @daveidmarx8296
      @daveidmarx8296 Рік тому +2

      @@randypalmer2328 You're right!! I never noticed him before. That's awesome!! 🙂

  • @imtheCoolest
    @imtheCoolest 6 років тому +2655

    I met jack this summer. His kindness is not an act...he’s so damn lovely!!

  • @hau5forlife
    @hau5forlife 4 роки тому +2638

    "relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

    • @popeyesguy6004
      @popeyesguy6004 4 роки тому +3

      George Vasels gosh darn it I can’t like it’s already six nine

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 роки тому +8

      You know I hear great things about, you know, hitting the body with a massive dose of onions, perhaps internally, and it just kills the virus in a minute, of course the doctors have to look into that. And relish, can we maybe find some way of putting that inside the body?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 роки тому +6

      @Isaid Nope because you're winning so much that you're tired of winning all the time?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 роки тому +4

      @Isaid Nope lmao honey buns, I was just parodying Trump comments. You're taking this way too seriously. Hope you and yours are staying safe during the horror ❤️

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 роки тому +3

      @Isaid Nope wait, what am I up to? And why on earth would you ever "nope" my wish that you and yours are staying safe?

  • @MerkinMuffly
    @MerkinMuffly 4 роки тому +2072

    Triumph is the Larry Bird of hand puppet trashtalkers.

    • @UffUffsen
      @UffUffsen 3 роки тому +6

      @FrenzyMedia - Your former place for craziness. birdman > jordan deal with it .

    • @akhooba151
      @akhooba151 3 роки тому +1

      They should make a new Crank Yankers & add Triumph to the mix.

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 3 роки тому

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

    • @Teddyredd
      @Teddyredd 3 роки тому

      Kobe was the best trash talker

    • @scottcameron8329
      @scottcameron8329 3 роки тому +1

      Who is Larry bird?

  • @TheRosenmi12
    @TheRosenmi12 Рік тому +162

    Everyone broke character after the Tyler Perry line 🤣

  • @lilshortytoodopelove1610
    @lilshortytoodopelove1610 5 років тому +907

    2:57 "I'm coming back with a friend and you will be very sorry"😂😂😂👌🔥

    • @MomijifanLowKI
      @MomijifanLowKI 5 років тому +25

      He was telling the truth

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 5 років тому +20

      When I saw Triumph after that, it was adorable. Like only HE can insult Jack but if anyone else does, they will be sorry.

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr 5 років тому +2

      End of Act I.

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 5 років тому +2

      LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE!

    • @albingeorge5
      @albingeorge5 4 роки тому +2

      This was at this moment she knew, she FUCKED UP 😂

  • @B-Durry
    @B-Durry 6 років тому +2112

    im way too polite, i would suffer at this place haha

    • @ruth80809
      @ruth80809 5 років тому +7

      I think I would too LOL

    • @deinVater9983
      @deinVater9983 5 років тому +2

      So you don't even say the f word

    • @amzharpyro
      @amzharpyro 5 років тому

      @@deinVater9983 It's the internet, you can swear here.

    • @kuoinc8604
      @kuoinc8604 5 років тому +18

      I would never go there

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 5 років тому +14

      We are on the same road buddy, if that girl tell me to f*ck off, Ill f*ck off in the second, see I cant even swear on UA-cam without using "*" Im a little p*ssy

  • @johnl.1718
    @johnl.1718 6 років тому +1774

    this had to be such a pain in the ass to censor

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 5 років тому +26

      But so worth it

    • @uncle1886
      @uncle1886 5 років тому +4

      I’d just bleep every word during the insults, but then again I’m lazy

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson 5 років тому +15

      I've had to censor videos for my job and to be honest it's actually a lot of fun. Better than adding stock music to corporate adverts.

    • @nomtime8943
      @nomtime8943 5 років тому

      don't you mean
      pain in the a** ?

  • @Pendragon981
    @Pendragon981 Рік тому +179

    I always come back to this when my depression has reached critical mass, so wholesome and uplifting and the hostility is delightful.. 🐶 🌭

    • @salamanca1954
      @salamanca1954 Рік тому +6

      It is very spiritual.

    • @anaguevara1900
      @anaguevara1900 10 місяців тому +1

      Hahaha same!

    • @daniellinehan63
      @daniellinehan63 8 місяців тому

      Or SNL'S Shonda & Tondra
      Celebrity Showcase

    • @postatility9703
      @postatility9703 5 місяців тому

      As we all know(or have just learned)laughter is the best medicine. 😅

  • @jamesbondj.r.7090
    @jamesbondj.r.7090 6 років тому +828

    That one was the craziest Conan without Conan. HAHAHA

  • @norberttirkeyful
    @norberttirkeyful 6 років тому +1960

    You are like "Nicki Minaj" minus the everything"😁😂😂"

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 5 років тому +13

      I died so many times during this ...i stayed dead after that though

    • @kayosensei
      @kayosensei 5 років тому

      @@GeraldHarris-cf2zh how are you still typing this tho? 🤔

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 5 років тому +3

      @@kayosensei can't tell you that...im dead

    • @radconserv68
      @radconserv68 5 років тому +1

      I don't get the Nicki Minaj reference, probably because she's a disgusting pig and someone explain that to me?

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 5 років тому

      @@radconserv68 Triumph thinks more highly of her then you do apparently.

  • @morten1975dk
    @morten1975dk 8 років тому +2653

    Working for tips joke was the best joke I ever heard....

    • @ray_beas
      @ray_beas 8 років тому +89

      i seriously burst out laughing. i did not see that one coming :D

    • @ngathanhang9942
      @ngathanhang9942 7 років тому +15

      can someone explain? i don't understand

    • @urgfswallows
      @urgfswallows 7 років тому +34

      nga Thanhang when he says: cuz no one will stick the whole thing in, he's basically saying no one will have sex with them. Get it now?

    • @emmaduncan2991
      @emmaduncan2991 7 років тому +61

      you know the guy in the red T-shirt memorized it for future use!

    • @trashcan9917
      @trashcan9917 7 років тому +54

      Morten Christensen "BITCH,,,, TIP!"

  • @jeopardy60611
    @jeopardy60611 Рік тому +53

    3:39 "You listen to me, Queen LaQueefah!!!!!!" Awesome!

  • @anfer.sneeze
    @anfer.sneeze 5 років тому +652

    “how was you day at work today?”
    “i got cussed out by a talking dog with a cigar”

  • @SEFYH
    @SEFYH 9 років тому +756

    Triumph SLAYED everyone behind that counter!!!! LOLOLOLOL

    • @mikeyunovapix7181
      @mikeyunovapix7181 9 років тому +33

      no not slayed, he SLAUGHTERED them XD

    • @SEFYH
      @SEFYH 9 років тому +4

      Yep!! That too! LOL

    • @maybesashaa
      @maybesashaa 9 років тому

      Bread Sandwich S...

    • @stevenjukes8208
      @stevenjukes8208 9 років тому +4

      SEFYH I am British. I HAVE to go to this place. FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SEFYH
      @SEFYH 9 років тому

      Steven Jukes It can be a WILD experience! Good luck!! LOL

  • @czarboyd6915
    @czarboyd6915 7 років тому +353

    "Yelling at people like this for a Living?, How do you sleep in your car at night?" Golden.

  • @jeffreyyoders6366
    @jeffreyyoders6366 2 роки тому +140

    I never laughed this hard in my life. It was better being there in the audience that day but my sides actually hurt from laughing this hard. Several times I had to catch my breath so I didn't suffocate from laughing so hard.

    • @tippitytop
      @tippitytop 2 роки тому +9

      Nice man. Wish I had experienced it live.

  • @micahsamaka
    @micahsamaka 8 років тому +334

    "Oh no you didn't go to high school" "oh no you didn't wash your ass today" 😂😂😂😂

    • @tdog652041
      @tdog652041 8 років тому +161

      Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates.

  • @emmi541
    @emmi541 7 років тому +3034

    When I feel down I watch this video and everything is fine again.

  • @apetheory7152
    @apetheory7152 3 роки тому +2815

    Imagine Gordon Ramsay visiting this place.

    • @drestep4830
      @drestep4830 3 роки тому +290

      it would be a total war zone thats for sure, I cant even imagine the amout of slurs and insults that would be comming out of everyones mouths

    • @SacredFire777
      @SacredFire777 3 роки тому +195

      It would just be one long beep.

    • @kiwiphil9731
      @kiwiphil9731 3 роки тому +87

      *EARTH EXPLODES*

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 3 роки тому +24

      Would love to see that!! Lol

    • @lionrawr92
      @lionrawr92 3 роки тому +20

      Get the UFC to set that one up haha

  • @kayleeobrien9529
    @kayleeobrien9529 9 місяців тому +44

    I was in the audience for this show!! As a die hard Conan fan I was so honored to be able to see this triumph remote live…in Chicago no less.

  • @detectivepatchouli8266
    @detectivepatchouli8266 5 років тому +1614

    "you know why you works for tips? coz no one wants to stick the whole thing in!"
    I DIED !!!! XD

    • @e_G_o_05
      @e_G_o_05 5 років тому +3

      akira amano Ssaaaaammmmmee!!! 😂😂😂

    • @amyluong7532
      @amyluong7532 5 років тому +3

      I didn’t get it

    • @RobbyHouseIV
      @RobbyHouseIV 5 років тому +7

      *whole

    • @1BigDaDo
      @1BigDaDo 5 років тому +1

      It's off the Conan show the joke

    • @ksuhdilla
      @ksuhdilla 5 років тому +1

      @@RobbyHouseIV I came looking for this comment. You're a mad lad.

  • @SGHDRides
    @SGHDRides 8 років тому +740

    they should send jordan the producer in there...

    • @inphact
      @inphact 8 років тому +3

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @junkmail7590
      @junkmail7590 8 років тому +56

      +SGHD Jordan's t-21593 vocal processors would be overloaded if all this input came in at once. Remember, Jordans only a T024 android, and they aren't fully capable of living in a city.

    • @tegofido
      @tegofido 8 років тому

      he would explode, Jordan, that is.

    • @tatebarron9749
      @tatebarron9749 8 років тому

      Yes

    • @KarlOlofsson
      @KarlOlofsson 8 років тому +12

      +SGHD he would probably explain the rationale of the abuse being both a great marketing scheme and a way of making sure the queue moves at maximum pace for maximum amount of transactions. right after he quickly gets his order to avoid clogging it up himself ;)

  • @eternaljade97
    @eternaljade97 8 років тому +993

    "How do you sleep in your car at night?" 😂

    • @LuciFer-yq6yy
      @LuciFer-yq6yy 8 років тому +3

      lol

    • @FenrisEx
      @FenrisEx 7 років тому +45

      That hit her hard. You can see how her heart broke if you watch it in slomo

    • @Sal_Gasol
      @Sal_Gasol 7 років тому +16

      Aymen Naït Mihoub I disagree. I think she was more surprised at how good Triumph's shot was...

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 7 років тому +1

      Mr Seagull that killed me! 😂

    • @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587
      @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587 6 років тому

      with her legs and arms out the open doors

  • @Harry-qh5rt
    @Harry-qh5rt Рік тому +37

    That was friggen brilliant! Kudos to the blue haired woman for going toe-to-toe!

  • @88omair
    @88omair 8 років тому +606

    Triumph is probably the greatest asset that Conan has.
    That tip joke is UNBELIEVABLE (4:11). Sheer genius.

  • @ckaryoken5322
    @ckaryoken5322 8 років тому +2152

    I Really want to see Kevin Hart and Ice Cube go to this place :D

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 7 років тому +3236

    Imagine if Bill Burr, Gordon Ramsay and Triumph teamed up like the Avengers and came back to the Weiner Circle to bring a Def Jam Burn so epic it would create another hole in the ozone.

    • @killabee5810
      @killabee5810 7 років тому +129

      The joint would close down before they get in

    • @willkim6105
      @willkim6105 7 років тому

      Zbzbzv.zv,zM,b,,MBBcnzv!X,m.VvvvbMvvvmvmzvvzv,,xmvbXNMCBmzzbvxbzMzMmvbBx!Cx,bBB

    • @lucidiosyn3365
      @lucidiosyn3365 7 років тому +64

      Kenny Tee I honestly think there would be a police report after words. Because... damn

    • @kianhwa24
      @kianhwa24 7 років тому +51

      it will be raw

    • @captainobvious5692
      @captainobvious5692 7 років тому +14

      ck churusos rawdog

  • @nishantnayak3792
    @nishantnayak3792 2 роки тому +37

    Pile in everything Jack "Radish, Onion , disinfectant" Got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dasunperera7734
    @dasunperera7734 4 роки тому +529

    3:15 Everyone's a gangster until a real gangster walks in

  • @Emily-kd2zv
    @Emily-kd2zv 6 років тому +561

    I would’ve started crying before she even had the chance to ask what I wanted

    • @mikeincognito3066
      @mikeincognito3066 5 років тому +6

      Emily Sanders I want marry you if you are that kind of person

    • @beachgirl445
      @beachgirl445 5 років тому +19

      oh my gosh same. i literally saw the first seconds of the restaurant and was like lol nopeeeee thats my hell.

    • @smirage22
      @smirage22 5 років тому +1

      Nice pfp Emily

    • @robertolopez1537
      @robertolopez1537 5 років тому +6

      @@beachgirl445 The place is great if you go during the day. Just avoid going on weekend nights when stuff you see in the video really goes down....

  • @sajti83
    @sajti83 4 роки тому +1231

    Why is nobody talking about: 'You're gonna sign this titty before you go'....and the face Jack pulls after that statement. :D

    • @judithreyes9725
      @judithreyes9725 3 роки тому +26

      Hahaha at first i thought she said “your gona suck this titty” 🤣🤣

    • @zimtak6418
      @zimtak6418 3 роки тому +6

      I know, that was the best part!😆

    • @Redhollow
      @Redhollow 3 роки тому +25

      @dfss csss that's because it wasn't a joke, it was a threat lol.

    • @Al_Gonzo
      @Al_Gonzo 3 роки тому

      @@judithreyes9725 Is there a difference? Why would he sign a boob? Am I being a boomer?

    • @hugostiglitz6697
      @hugostiglitz6697 3 роки тому +6

      @@Al_Gonzo boomer moment

  • @pyrecticwilliams9916
    @pyrecticwilliams9916 5 місяців тому +18

    Everything Conan touches is gold. But this one right here, is on a whole nother level. I probably watch this dozens of times

  • @MarkFortz
    @MarkFortz 4 роки тому +742

    Jimmy fallon with famous celebrities in his show: around 11M views
    Conan show with nice guy and a dog puppet: 11M views
    Me: *Hmmmmmnnn*

    • @ganjatrooper7193
      @ganjatrooper7193 4 роки тому +39

      Quality over quantity.

    • @Quinn8529
      @Quinn8529 4 роки тому +34

      Jimmy Fallon should never be compared with a god like Conan.

    • @ratinthehat_
      @ratinthehat_ 4 роки тому +13

      Conan is actually funny 😭😂

    • @lukenaoumovitch4477
      @lukenaoumovitch4477 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh this video was posted EIGHT years ago 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @nenita1228
      @nenita1228 4 роки тому +2

      Nobody can be a god like Conan. He’s the best out of everybody

  • @artjenny
    @artjenny 6 років тому +488

    When they accused Jack of doing drugs because he's sweating so much 😂😂😂 i can't hahaha

  • @jansonchiu1776
    @jansonchiu1776 5 років тому +405

    Triumph at the Wiener Circle has got to be one of the greatest comic skits in internet history.

    • @J_131
      @J_131 2 роки тому +1

      Although, it was not an internet piece at all. This was broadcast on TV. 😂

  • @mijajajaja
    @mijajajaja 2 роки тому +38

    I love how hard the guy in red is laughing at the "How do you sleep in your car at night" joke

    • @josakura
      @josakura 4 місяці тому

      Same!! 😂

  • @svamandolin3546
    @svamandolin3546 6 років тому +1506

    That young lady was a huge sport. Made this segment work. Love her.

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr 5 років тому +26

      Yes, that is the correct adjective.

  • @TempoHack
    @TempoHack 8 років тому +425

    ''nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates''

  • @brianboucher4248
    @brianboucher4248 7 років тому +327

    "You're like Nicki Minaj........minus the everything."

    • @tonyvelez1656
      @tonyvelez1656 6 років тому +13

      "Nothng get's pass you, especially carbohydrates" pure genius!

  • @ishall9956
    @ishall9956 Рік тому +42

    I’m sure the staff is really nice, just really good at dealing with BS at the same time LOL

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 Рік тому +1

      That s exactly my point. And real mean people are nice person , it takes heart to act mean like these girls do

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 Рік тому

      Uh, well the staff is creating the BS insults before the customers get a chance to! Lmao. 'Don't do meth sir it's not good for you' 'You look like Malibu Ken' 'Sorry? You should be sorry for whoever gave you that toupée' 'What your midget-ass want?' 'Oh look who's back with their raggedy-ass dog!' hahaha

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 Рік тому +2

      @@draum8103 i dont know if you are talking to me or to Ishall but making fun of someone 's look , especially on internet is really lame, i hope that you will agree and stop to do that.

    • @ishall9956
      @ishall9956 11 місяців тому +1

      @@gilveber2929I don’t know what happened but I agree.

  • @alpanasaxena3870
    @alpanasaxena3870 6 років тому +1220

    This is the greatest clip on UA-cam

    • @cyrilgomez
      @cyrilgomez 6 років тому +17

      *_"...for me to poop on"_*

    • @85jongo
      @85jongo 5 років тому +6

      I've spent the last 8 months since this comment scouring evidence and fact checking. Yes. You are indeed correct.

    • @stalematesibling
      @stalematesibling 5 років тому +1

      @@85jongo NO. NEUTERIIIING TED CRUZ IS NOW THE BEST ONE.

    • @orcajyz8986
      @orcajyz8986 5 років тому

      Indeed

  • @MHStudio
    @MHStudio 7 років тому +499

    Nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates :E

  • @EmeraldSunshine
    @EmeraldSunshine 8 років тому +548

    "1800-588-2300 Empire bitch!" F****** Hilarious!! Triumph rocks!"" Take me out to the ballgame, I don't care if I ever get back!" Genius!

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 8 років тому +3

      What does that mean?

    • @sampson9115
      @sampson9115 8 років тому +9

      +Deer Lord it was the random stuff he was saying when he was cussing her out 😂

    • @FA-cl1cv
      @FA-cl1cv 8 років тому +36

      Empire's the name for a flooring and carpeting company in Chicago, and that number's from their TV ads which are very popular.

    • @sampson9115
      @sampson9115 8 років тому +1

      +Farhan Arifuddin the fact that it's based in Chicago makes it 10× funnier

    • @EmeraldSunshine
      @EmeraldSunshine 8 років тому +1

      I know, we have it too! Empire

  • @shonkeymoulder6972
    @shonkeymoulder6972 5 місяців тому +18

    11 years ago uploaded and I still watch this golden nugget of comedy

  • @SnowmansApartment
    @SnowmansApartment 7 років тому +2160

    „how do you sleep in your car tonight.. „ 😂👌

    • @dangosling7492
      @dangosling7492 6 років тому +25

      Suprised he got away with that in Chicago.....LMAO

    • @SLOBeachboy
      @SLOBeachboy 6 років тому +45

      Yeah, that was definitely a real zinger. Still, the joke was actually “how do you sleep in your car at night” (not “tonight”). I usually don’t correct people’s grammar but lets face it the joke is only funny (and only makes sense) if you say it correctly. So basically I don’t care about people ruining grammar nearly as much as I care about them ruining a good joke.

    • @captinh.jbullock3883
      @captinh.jbullock3883 6 років тому +7

      Customers don't serve employees but....Triumph served her rachet ass

    • @bourdie1979
      @bourdie1979 5 років тому

      Dead.

    • @renkun7064
      @renkun7064 5 років тому

      Like a 🅱a🅱y

  • @1fattyfatman
    @1fattyfatman 3 роки тому +4419

    This is one of the best structured comic remote pieces I've ever seen. It will be studied for generations.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 3 роки тому +1093

    I love that Jack didn’t break character while they were yelling at him.
    But as soon as Triumph finished with the blue-haired woman, he was trying so hard not to laugh!

    • @Hi-bv9we
      @Hi-bv9we 3 роки тому +11

      Pusher Love Man They were just being themselves they weren’t characters

    • @michael-lt3jh
      @michael-lt3jh Рік тому +2

      They were in on it , but at6:00 she looking hurt

  • @roeiedri5599
    @roeiedri5599 4 роки тому +964

    6:46 the guy in the back straight up folded

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 4 роки тому +7

      Roei Edri 😂😂

    • @nellieeez
      @nellieeez 4 роки тому +12

      he folded backwards 💀💀

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 4 роки тому +9

      He was remembering this is why he buys his hotdogs there.

  • @riogc3257
    @riogc3257 2 роки тому +42

    Still after years I always come back for a good laugh 👍🏼

  • @Laser0rick
    @Laser0rick 7 років тому +290

    Trash talkers will never beat a professional insult comic. Everything that came out of Triumph's mouth was golden.

  • @chillinebony
    @chillinebony 4 роки тому +3256

    This is the foulest, dirtiest skit I've seen on a late night talk show

    • @nathanwilliams4005
      @nathanwilliams4005 4 роки тому +185

      RIP. Back when people weren't offended by everything.

    • @crackpipejoe3508
      @crackpipejoe3508 4 роки тому +5

      WHOOOOZMYNIGGA???????????????

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 4 роки тому +44

      & the funniest & the best

    • @affanyfan
      @affanyfan 4 роки тому +38

      You've clearly never heard of Eric Andre

    • @iiiplay2much937
      @iiiplay2much937 4 роки тому +4

      chillinebony and Your point??

  • @preciouspickaxe8023
    @preciouspickaxe8023 5 років тому +827

    4:00 "His sisters used to tease him mercilessly, especially during sex" SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @KimChilds75
      @KimChilds75 4 роки тому +5

      He's from Macon, GA.

    • @vanz681
      @vanz681 4 роки тому

      Kimberly Childs Hello there

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 роки тому +2

      At laaaaaaaasst my brother's come along,
      My lonely days are over, and life is liiiiiike a song, oh yeah,
      At last the skies above are blue,
      My heart was wrapped up incest,
      The night I looked at youuuuuuuu.

  • @jasonp364
    @jasonp364 3 місяці тому +6

    Who’s still watching this in 2024.

  • @benjaminkamm6031
    @benjaminkamm6031 3 роки тому +469

    "Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth?" 😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @jovanco
    @jovanco 4 роки тому +946

    Why the HELL did it take UA-cam almost 8 years to show me this?!?!?!!

  • @timmynguyen8509
    @timmynguyen8509 3 роки тому +1039

    Jack’s delivery of “BITCH, TIP” was flawless.

  • @plasmichoneytrip
    @plasmichoneytrip 8 місяців тому +18

    This segment should’ve won an Emmy!!! Everything about this was insanely funny.