This is the first comment I saw that doesn't have to do with him not wearing a suit (also why did I think your pfp was little Tommy holding Ted (erets bear))
First Minute: John was bad at math Other four and a half minutes of the video: a romcom about two people with the same eye transplant donor The titles of these are only ever related to the video for about two seconds, but they usually end up going somewhere better anyway.
😐 I'm the guy with the crates in real life. I'm from Brooklyn. I work in kitchens and bars. Cops have been by at least 4 times in a year. I don't watch Law & Order. L&O watches me.
WHY WAS THIS FILM NEVER MADE?!? Netflix have missed a trick there, it's a better plot than half the films I was offered last time I searched for a romcom!
I was sitting here thinking something similar: Movies are such shit now, and the vetting process so broken, that if this were presented to me straight, I would have had no trouble believing it.
I think Ryan Reynolds and Jennifer Anniston. Charlie Day is the guy’s friend, Steve Buscemi is the baptism guy, and Carol Kane is the dead teacher. And they use “Suddenly I See” by KT Tunstall for the trailers. Come on, Netflix!
Cops call it "The Law and Order shuffle." Sort of a running joke because NO ONE keeps doing work like that when questioned by police. They specifically sit people down when questioning and often bring them into the station for more serious questioning. The reason for the Law and Order shuffle is to keep the scene more visually interesting and dynamic, giving it a sense of movement instead of boring camera 1 camera 2. Highly inaccurate, but necessary for visual flow.
3:50 look at him no one was laughing but he didn't loose confidence and he got one at the end imagine how hard that would be when the audience is just looking up at you
Omg I remember when this first aired. Mulaney was unknown at the time but I remember hanging on to his bit. I remember the phrase "miss more than certain relatives." I've been using it to describe my favourite cat's death for a decade
What a talent !!!!!!! John Mulaney is a delightful, clever, charming, handsome, quick-witted, brilliant comedian. His material is rich, highly original and full of insights. So much so, I wonder why I never heard of him before. But I am not American so I guess that's why.....
Well, both his parents went there, and I believe he mentioned in an interview that his father was on a board at the university, so that probably had a lot to do with it. That said, he's mentioned in other interviews that he worked hard at getting good grades, mostly to keep up appearances so no one knew he was a drug addict and blackout drunk in high school, so while he was probably bad at math, he did well in everything else.
I like that the title only describes maybe the first minute of the clip. Also they cut off the final joke before anyone laughs making it appear like the audience had no reaction at all
I never considered John ever did any more comedy after his Netflix specials. Like just three and done. In and out. A comedy spirit who visited us one fortnight
1. _The Top Part_ (which includes this material) 2. _New In Town_ 3. _The Comeback Kid_ 4. _Kid Gorgeous at Radio City_ *those were all the specials at the time you wrote this comment* 5. _Baby J_
If I was a teacher and had 2 groups of students I would call them group 1 and group 3 and when anyone asks where’s group 2 I’d say “ we don’t talk about group 2”
That Spoony Bard Yeah I know what he said was factually correct. I just thought it would be funny to focus in on the two donor eyes having a hightened level of awareness to the situation
Woman at 1:40 looks like she's got a serious grudge against Mulaney. It's like...Jesus Christ, what, were they in The Eagles together? What is the animosity about??
my eyes feel wrong seeing the tall child without his suit
lmao
He felt like an especially strong Asian American woman today so he decided to take a risk
Don’t forget his high waisted feminine hips
get some rest tall child.
@@roadman373 don't draw attention to that, THAT'S THE THING HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT!
He Talks Exactly Like This
I legit read this sentence in his voice
As. One. Does.
nisa did you read it like
He Talks EXACTLY Likethis
cuz i did
I Cannot Unhear This Ever
lonelystepsis so u say he’s a kanaya kinnie
I *LOVE* how everytime John plays a child on his stand ups, the child always sounds like a 50yo man who's been smoking a pack a day since he was 15
Dalton Filho lol dude your so right😂
bahaha YES
So the child sounds like what John Mulaney should sound like?
@@lisztomania1317 haha he definitely sounds the way some teenagers do :P
He's gotta stop burning the candle at both ends
"For years, I was a child."
As was I, John. I love your blunt comedy so much.
Blair Elliott ok
If you're into blunt comedy you should probably check out Pete Davidson
That’s an amazing discovery
This is the first comment I saw that doesn't have to do with him not wearing a suit
(also why did I think your pfp was little Tommy holding Ted (erets bear))
After he said, "for years, I was a child," I was sure a heckler was going to shout out, "aren't you still a child?"
An unsuited John Mulaney is like a peeled lemon. It feels very wrong to look at.
Yet so tasty
Vollmond DeAd 💀
R/cursedcomments
@@vollmond9342 👁️👄👁️😏😏😏😏
@@vollmond9342 i-
It feels wrong to not hear him mention Ice T in this clip
Well, these routines were used in The Top Part.
Frederick Jones
“You mean when somebody does to many scratchy lottery tickets?”
Ice T was home sick, he had anal contusions.
@@aaronburratwood.6957 or when somebody smokes too many cigarettes
@@TheKoko907 or when somebody eats too much chocolate cake
I deeply appreciate how he pronounces the "d" in the "and" of Law and Order.
sounds like Law an Dorder
@@am.3168 yes and I appreciate that. Deeply.
I was so confused. I was like, "Is this a show I know?"
And then i realized he was talking about Law an Order.
Danielle Isaacs 😂😂😂
lawn order
First Minute: John was bad at math
Other four and a half minutes of the video: a romcom about two people with the same eye transplant donor
The titles of these are only ever related to the video for about two seconds, but they usually end up going somewhere better anyway.
Hayley Sullivan
Cause that’s a professional.
I scrolled to find a comment like this. I was not disappointed.
Soooo....
First minute: Straight man talks about yet ANOTHER homosexual trait
Second minute: Straight man talks about yet ANOTHER homosexual topic
Don’t forget law and order
@@florphy1237 whats homosexual about being bad at math?
this asian american woman looks odd without a suit
She is a strong independent Asian american woman. She can wear what she wants. lol
i want to like this comment but there are 666 likes and i will not be the one to ruin that
Gabe Sachse maybe it’s the feminine hips
@@nerdypainter3188 noooo thats the thing hes sensitive about
Gabe Sachse LMAO
"Heh, school's out" and then they lock eyes
every student in the us rn
@@Luckiilav who you locking eyes with in isolation
@@bjpe8228 my gf, hbu?
@@Luckiilav ... my lonely reflection in the mirror
@@Luckiilav heh no you're not😆🤣
I've never heard an audience laugh at his "for years, I was a child" bit. Which upsets me, cause I find it unreasonably funny
I can’t tell if this is from 10 years ago or from yesterday, there is no difference 😂
Heres to hoping i age like john mulaney
I was thinking the same thing! The ambiguity of eras of his jeans is really throwing me off
It can't be recent
“You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends tall child.”
the jeans tell me 10 years
you can just FEEL that something is different in this clip. WHERE IS HIS NICE JEWISH GIRLFRIEND??
you mean his jewish wife who's a bitch and he likes so much?
people can't go to shows cause of the quarantine
Moist nugget are you talking in general or this show because this show is definitely a few years old
@@friendofmara6109 you could have done better
Moist nugget what
"Four and five is twelve"
😂
😐
I'm the guy with the crates in real life.
I'm from Brooklyn. I work in kitchens and bars. Cops have been by at least 4 times in a year.
I don't watch Law & Order. L&O watches me.
Kofi Mills' Videos what was the stand out story? The one you remember most clearly
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wow
@@gentlesandladymen, a shooting on the block, possibly involving the club next door. That was a busy week.
Kofi Mills' Videos wow! I hope that you and everyone around is okay.
WHY WAS THIS FILM NEVER MADE?!? Netflix have missed a trick there, it's a better plot than half the films I was offered last time I searched for a romcom!
They could easily adapt the Last Christmas script into this. And instead of the song, it'll be based on exactly this bit
I was sitting here thinking something similar: Movies are such shit now, and the vetting process so broken, that if this were presented to me straight, I would have had no trouble believing it.
CinemaDemocratica then you just haven’t watched enough movies
I think Ryan Reynolds and Jennifer Anniston. Charlie Day is the guy’s friend, Steve Buscemi is the baptism guy, and Carol Kane is the dead teacher. And they use “Suddenly I See” by KT Tunstall for the trailers. Come on, Netflix!
@@KingNothing1118 but the big question is who has the left eye and who has the right eye?
Cops call it "The Law and Order shuffle."
Sort of a running joke because NO ONE keeps doing work like that when questioned by police. They specifically sit people down when questioning and often bring them into the station for more serious questioning.
The reason for the Law and Order shuffle is to keep the scene more visually interesting and dynamic, giving it a sense of movement instead of boring camera 1 camera 2.
Highly inaccurate, but necessary for visual flow.
John Mulaney: "I was terrible in school"
Also John Mulaney: *goes to GEORGETOWN*
His dad was on the board
Just like Dr. Dre's daughter at USC.
For an English Major and now they want his money
A HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS AND THEY SPENT IT ALREADY?!
But not for mathematics
Seeing John Mulaney without a suit is like seeing your teacher at a grocery store.
fax
Jerry Orbach died in 2004 so if John says he died "a couple years ago," this performance is from more than 10 years ago!
It’s from about 12 years ago
You know it’s old when he referenced her having a Bluetooth
I thought it should’ve been called
“Seeing Eye to Eye”
It could have involved seeing-eye dogs, like they train dogs for blind people
benedictify your title is better, ngl
I see what you did there...
eye see
There is a song called eye to eye 😂😂
As long as they keep the tagline, 'Love is spelled with two Is', I'm in.
Why he look like the flash lmao
Dead 😂
He actually has material in one of his specials about being mistaken for him.
G Sicki why are you talking like a black person
@@martyrmayne why is it automatically black
@@davidalexander3320 wait which one??
“huh, schools out” and then they lock eyes
THAT SENT ME
It feels weird that he's not wearing a suit :/
Pikachu Charizard HELL yeah
Pikachu Charizard he was probably smoking coke during this time.
JustTryIt you can’t smoke coke man
Elizabeth Smith that’s how you know they do coke
"How often are you being questioned by homicide detectives?"
*Every single episode.*
I feel like john should write this movie now that were in lockdown
"We picked the name ourselves" always gets me
The fact that he included the detail of “new line cinema presents” gives me life
“4 + 5 is 12” underrated lol
3:50 look at him no one was laughing but he didn't loose confidence and he got one at the end imagine how hard that would be when the audience is just looking up at you
This skit is twelve years old and you’re posting this in 2020?
Mulaney is timeless
Like you’re one to talk. Your profile pick is Hamilton in 2020
I’m sorry. That was rude. His comedy ages really well though. I’d forgotten about this gem
Brook Reed no, no. That’s fair.
woah that interaction really tells a lot about John Mulaney fans
I feel like I’m seeing him naked since he doesn’t have his suit on 😳
not sure how being bad at Math leads into Jerry Orbach's eyeballs, but ok!
Should've called it "Love at second sight"
dang
You can really see how he has mastered his craft from then to now. Bravo.
I need Love at First Sight to be an SNL skit about as much as humanity needs a vaccine for Covid19
Hey, we got one... here's hope for the other!
So this is how my favourite Female Asian comedian started her career... Wonderful
Thumbnail looks like he's singing a song
don't you mean a psalm? :D
@@carolinah4348I love that every joke I think of to make in response to these comments has already been made by an equally ardent Mulaney fan
@@tejaswoman :D it's nice to know I'm not the only one whose brain immediately goes there
You're level of thinking & delivery are too advanced for the average audience Mr. Mulaney. One of my favorite comics
i can’t stop watching him please someone make me stop
God he looks tired. Get some rest, tall child!!!
Nick Brennen Can’t have him burning the candle at both ends.
Aww, baby Mulaney
Huh, Schools out - 2020 students
Omg I remember when this first aired. Mulaney was unknown at the time but I remember hanging on to his bit. I remember the phrase "miss more than certain relatives." I've been using it to describe my favourite cat's death for a decade
What a talent !!!!!!! John Mulaney is a delightful, clever, charming, handsome, quick-witted, brilliant comedian. His material is rich, highly original and full of insights. So much so, I wonder why I never heard of him before. But I am not American so I guess that's why.....
John Mulaney needs to make that movie. I think he has enough power to do it now! 😂
It took me a while to realize 4 and 5 is in fact NOT TWELVE.
505 SAME for a second everything he said after that, i didn’t hear because i was trying to do the math
Oh my god I didn’t even realize
Nice shout out to Jerry Orbach. He really was the best. RIP.
I feel like this movie trailer would be on interdimensional cable.
"How often are you questioned by homicide detectives?"
Probably a lot considering how often this guy appears in episodes
qetr i ok
@@abraxe5469 ok
That's the joke you doink.
so no big deal, like a lunch break
“I watch too much crime stuff...” with no transition 😂😂Saw he got out of rehab recently, hope he’s doing okay 🥰🥰🥰
I love how this clip is titled "Being Bad At Math" but it's mostly about Jerry Orbach's eyes (and I'm fine with that!)
mulaney owns jeans?
why would you cut out the laughter after the last joke
You can tell by his whole demeanor that he was MUCH younger. He has mastered the straight face.
John: I wasn’t good in school
Also John: Goes to George Town
Such an amazing storyteller
Sometimes when I watch a John Mulaney video I go to save it into my John Mulaney playlist then realize I already saved it
School's out and then they lock eyes. 👀👀
so young, tall and tired ♥️
zizinnnn so Asian-American, womanly and proud ❤️
a real tiger-mom right there ❤️
@zizinnnn
Look at those feminine hips
Get some rest, tall child
Eitan Lubowitz why’d you have to call him out like that? That’s the thing he’s sensitive about!
“I was a child for years”
I mean yeah
That's the joke, buddy
Wow, he really looks like an asian woman here
"I was bad at school"
*Went to Georgetown*
Well, both his parents went there, and I believe he mentioned in an interview that his father was on a board at the university, so that probably had a lot to do with it. That said, he's mentioned in other interviews that he worked hard at getting good grades, mostly to keep up appearances so no one knew he was a drug addict and blackout drunk in high school, so while he was probably bad at math, he did well in everything else.
Fun fact: Jerry Orbach is buried in the same cemetery as the Hamiltons/Schuylers and a lot of other famous people
The guy unloading crates!!!! 😂😂😂 so dam true!!!!
I like that the title only describes maybe the first minute of the clip.
Also they cut off the final joke before anyone laughs making it appear like the audience had no reaction at all
I never considered John ever did any more comedy after his Netflix specials. Like just three and done. In and out. A comedy spirit who visited us one fortnight
This is actually from yeeears age. Hard to tell though when he doesn’t age.
1. _The Top Part_ (which includes this material)
2. _New In Town_
3. _The Comeback Kid_
4. _Kid Gorgeous at Radio City_
*those were all the specials at the time you wrote this comment*
5. _Baby J_
Hallmark: "write that down, right that down"
"Engraved?"
That’s basically the plot of Last Christmas with Emilia Clarke
“and for yearsss I was a child..” comedy🤌
not sure why this got recommended to me but i'm not complaining
"For years, I was a child."
You're not fooling anyone, John.
"For years, I was a child"
"I was a kid" uh that's a lie, you were born a dapper 30 year old.
he has always been so natural for this, so funny.
1:01 I think that guy is at every comedy special of every comedian since 2005
Thats so true. A real person would stop loading crates right? 😆
That movie could be the envy of Hallmark!
Super funny. This guy is an awesome comedian/writer💯
“Group 3” would’ve been a funnier joke…playing into the bad at math theme
Can't believe they are actually making this movie.
"...ahh, 4 and 5 is twelve." - John Mulaney
"We picked the name ourselves."
Poor souls.
If I was a teacher and had 2 groups of students I would call them group 1 and group 3 and when anyone asks where’s group 2 I’d say “ we don’t talk about group 2”
The woman in the background at 1:41 looks like a ton of fun. The perfect person I'd want to bring to a comedy show
I appreciate his insights into Law: An Dorder
John mulaney is one of 2 or 3 comedians that makes me laugh out loud
Not only is he not in a suit, he's (gasp!) wearing a Livestrong bracelet.
I think he meant they lock 'eye'
I considered this, but there are 2 eyes, they're just in different people.
bettername2come Yeah the wording of the joke could be fleshed out, but I think it would have been a funny illustration regardless
Nah, cause they have other eyes. The non-Jerry Orbach peepers. Two eyes each.
That Spoony Bard Yeah I know what he said was factually correct. I just thought it would be funny to focus in on the two donor eyes having a hightened level of awareness to the situation
therapist: john mulaney is casual clothing isn't real, john mulaney in casual clothing can't hurt you
this video:
This Asian American woman tall man child seems strange without his suit.
He is the best comidean 😂❤
Can we all pls agreee that John should have a podcast
idk why 4&5 is 12 is so funny to me but I hit my funny bone and laughed through ot
what are we gonna call you group 2?
*AAAAAH ya got it right there! Four and Five is tweeeeeeelve*
1:41 the girl in the back looks like she’s having fun
Hope Mr. Mulaney gets the help he needs.
Woman at 1:40 looks like she's got a serious grudge against Mulaney. It's like...Jesus Christ, what, were they in The Eagles together? What is the animosity about??
I LOVE YOU DUDE!!🤣🤣
HILARIOUS 🤣🤩🤩
👏👏👏
Mulaney stand up is top tier