Jeff Kaplan: new hero details and increased player punishments
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- thanks jeff.
there's a lot of varied jeff material out there which i hope to use in the next few vids.
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Just got back from the PTR. I love the "Give up hope" and "fail miserably" abilities, really feels like a character I can finally connect to
that sums up my experience trying to get on ptr in general
Sounds like most of my experience with orisa, no need to add an old-r15
That lying in pieces ability tho. Add so much to character. Unforgettable.
8542Madness Jeff was foreshadowing Mercy
Ha noobs These abilities are basically just hacks for scrubs who want to be as good as me.
"What we're gonna do is go out and capture those people, and force them to test my new Doomfist cosplay, which basically involves me punching them in the face while screaming "Numbani belongs to me" for about 20 hours a day."
*im done*
Panzer Man Kinky
Panzer Man *20 hours, but whatever. Still fucking funny.
Panzer Man Pretty fitting tbh
you can punch people for 40 hours a day if there were 40 hours in a day
Yuu Hyakuya Aw shit you're right
I guess I misheard, but I thought that was the joke, that he said an impossible number of hours in a day.
As far as im concerned these are the real patch notes
"Punching them in the face while screaming 'Numbani belongs to me' for about 20 hours a day"
I'm dead XD
*NUMBANI BELONGS TO ME*
Daniel P. NUMBANI IS MY CITY
ZOMBIEschmowzo02 numbani is my swamp
Has it been 20 hours yet????
Daniel P. I was looking for this comment lmfao
*THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT AND I'LL DO AS I PLEASE*
"OLD R 15has a lot of amizing abilities,such as *fail miserably,lay in pieces* and *give* *up* *hope* "
Wow,just like me!
Alessandro Testi *Same*
me too thanks
Alessandro Testi me tho
That's so me to
Alessandro Testi - I think hanzo mains will be able to transfer their skills well into this hero
I would have loved a free Loot box on April 1st and have it be Jeff saying "Hello, you get nothing."
thegalaxy2012 i mean free coins are better than nothimg
"And of course we as the development team are gonna be watching, so if for whatever magical reason you are able to do something useful as Roadhog. We're gonna fix it, right away!" This fucking killed me hahaha
Best part
KyoPewz I also lost it
If it’s positive you know they’ll fix it 😂😂
No more Mr Nice Jeff..... HE"S BECOMING MORE POWERFUL OVER TIME!!!!!
Dear lord, he's coming....
Andrew Hood after all, numbani belongs to him.
Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death
His ultimate is CHARGING
We gotta get on the point guys, it's overtime
Why are we still here, just to suffer? Every night I can feel my gold guns… and my victories… even good teammates. The games I've lost… The supports I've lost… won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm going to make them give back our SR!
Low Def Azura love a good metal gear meme, you could say Jeff played us like a damn fiddle hehe
Leroy Jenkins The world calls for supports and we answer… no greater good… no just cause
Leroy Jenkins Blizzard sent us to hell but we're going even deeper. Take back everything that we've lost!
Plat player, I'm already a demon
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN BRONZE!
I am simply following my programming. Give the SR back. This isn't right it was ours! We built it damn it!
new tank designed by Kaplan: R-15!
Health: 1/1
damage: 1
speed: slow
passive: oldness
Secondary: fail miserably
Tab: lay down
Shift: Shatter into pieces
ultimate: give up hope
pa ms difficulty level: 3 stars
no but roadhog is already in the game
Night5225 Lmao
2nd ultimate: Prepare for death
oh i didn't know i am in the game
*NO👏MORE👏MISTER👏NICE👏JEFF👏*
this is the comment I was looking for
He's T H I C C! He's a MEME-MEME-MEME!
i knew it, doomfist was jeff all along
YOU DONT KNOW THAT THATS TOP SECRET
Pi Sstaker shhh
N O
M O R E
M R .
N I C E
J E F F
Lil' Corn Jeph*
pisse3000 why jeph
tutuschloto it's an inside joke about how the Overwatch Starbucks spelt his name as Jeph instead of Jeff
No more
"an infinite amount of zarya goth skins"
10/10
IGN : hmm interesting
2:25 Jeff still dropping the dope rhymes
Cesar The Salad #bars
Yeet y33t
"No more mr. nice Jeph"
Bamacuber my nama Jeph
Bamacuber "...jeph..." wtf not a grammer nazi but what and is it a joke having it spelled wrong if so you must enjoy shit normi memes
wait is that day boi yep your a shit normi that is a weak its not even funny its just a frog riding a unicycle its like the "i need healing" -genji main joke its dead you cant even bandwagan off it and its not even funny
btw its 2am for me lol what am i doing with my life btw bet you wont even read all of it
A simple FISH I'm so confused as to what I just read?
A simple FISH I read all of it. I can't understand you.
*jeff
*NO MORE MR. NICE JEFF*
*jeph
*jeph
*jeph
Jeph Caplan*
Jeh-fuh-fuh
He fucking posted this on the day Doomfist came out.
Lmao I subbed
I will put out a video when I hit 100 subscribers I subbed to you because I wanna see what kind of vid you will put out xD
the fact that this was released right before the doomfist Dev update is fucking amazing
1:57 now i want a jeff skin for mercy
majorjay18
nnuuutttt
*jeph
Otso Hiipakka are you new everybody calls him Jeff😒
zogo mogo clearly you are new when jeff went to a starbucks they spelt his name ''jeph''
"Old R-15"
Hey I got a loot box,ima open it!
"you get nothing"
Two developer updates in one day? Sweet
*DINOFLASK IS MY MEME*
Jax Cai mine too :O
tutuschloto Utah is my hotel room.
tutuschloto Dinoflask is my spirit animal
tutuschloto Uranus is my living room
Trivago is my hotel
*HELLO, YOU GET NOTHING*
tutuschloto spamming comments to get attention sounds pathetic yes?
anderson teo I think you should add a comma between "pathetic" and "yes." Without it, you're saying "sounds pathetic yes?"
you LOSE!
*GOOD DAY SIR*
anderson teo cry me a river
tutuschloto wish i could, but it's not enough to drown your ego
Do you just have a separate hard drive filled with half second clips of Jeff
Rilivi
Maybe
Yes along with a terriabite of "homework"
As an editor this made me laugh cus this is exactly what usually happens
he's got a lottt of amazing abilities, such as *FAIL. MISERABLY.*
ohhhhh, i watch your vids dude! lol, yeah, he never needs any balancing, that's how great it is
Jeff Kaplan is my city.
Its our Kapital.
we built this city
we built this city on salt and trolls
Overwatch is selling like a god church
Yes Jeff can rap and no he’s not from Compton
Jeff is Doomfist confirmed
Fuck they knew
he just got confirmed no lie
YOU KNOW WHAT go on the ptr
lol that coincidence tho
PTR bro
> OldR-15's abilities are "fail miserably," "laying in pieces," and "give up hope"
Finally, an Overwatch character I can actually play!
_No more Mr Nice Jeff_ *activates ultimate*
Dinoflask challenge: try not to nut in 5 milliseconds (IMPOSSIBLE)
woah there boi watch out our ill nut in ya
Y.Smokez your life sure is...
Does pulling out a peanut out of my pocket count?
Quackie 99.99999% FAIL GUARANTEED
Looks down at lack of penis. Cries.
I want Dinoflask's lijiang tower.
“Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for Death.”
See you Jeff, thanks for everything.
Oh man, I miss being dissatisfied with lootboxes. I want to be dissatisfied with lootboxes again.
1:30 "For whatever magical reason you do something good with Roadhog, we're gonna fix it"
They stole the OldR15 ability set from me! Rude!
Ely Gold he didn't, look closer
"Even though we pretty much ignore all your feedback." LOL!!!
Overwatch is my city.
iAlexM Overwatch is an organization you fucking casual.
#NumbaniMyCity
england is my city
Europe is my town
iAlexM Its everyday bro
with the Disney channel flow...
"No more Mr. Nice Jeff"
Oh snap new Dinoflask video, just in time for the actual Doomfist update video. Fast as always by referencing the latest update while getting great mileage out of slightly older news. Well whatever it is Jeff will do his shenanigans again in a surprising way.
WRESTLE WITH JEPH, GET PUNCHED TO DEPH
Just A Padparadscha YEPH
Doomfist was recently exposed to originate from the city of England
damn, didn't know biggie watched dino flask. Are there more kripperinos like you?
Biggierino Cheeserino Kripperino You get a like just for that name.
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking, I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Jeff Kaplan. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful abs. The child bearing hips of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Jeff Kaplan pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would his parents create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
this is beautiful..... you have such a way with words
DSPStanky Wannabe Hentai?
extra T H I C C
DSPStanky Wannabe You need to go out more
do you think jeff kaplan ever reads the comments on these videos
OldR15 sounds like me playing against a pharrah
Three to the one to the one to the three...
This is Jeff from the Overwatch team.
Derino Making changes you wouldn't beleive
BigDragon gonna take you out with a long range beam
build that ult for me
I've been to the forum made my IQ drop
Numbani belongs to me! Numbani belongs to me! Numbani...
Mon az *BELONGS TO ME*
GO OUT AND CAPTURE THOSE SUB HUMANS! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!
OldR15 is my spirit animal.
"even though we've ignored all of your feedback" ahaha such a great ending.
oh MY GOD the ending killed me im still dying holy shittt
vanilla salt you will be remembered.
hey, nice pp
I want a 'Kooky Krazy' Kaplan..... something.
plz
I dunno...what if he decides to make like a mug or something with those initials on it? You still want it?
:thinking: ...
ggwp
I don't know what to say down here so I will just put in a pancake recipe:
Ingredients
2 cups of all purpose flour
2 teaspoons of baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon sugar, optional
2 eggs
1.5 to 2 cups of milk
2 tablespoons of melted butter, optional
Step 1
Heat a griddle or large skillet over medium-low
heat. In a bowl, mix together dry ingredients. Beat eggs into 1 1/2 cups
milk, then stir in 2 tablespoons melted cooled butter, if using it.
Gently stir this mixture into dry ingredients, mixing only enough to
moisten flour; don't worry about a few lumps. If batter seems thick, add
a little more milk.
Step 2
Place a teaspoon or 2 of butter or oil on
griddle or skillet. When butter foam subsides or oil shimmers, ladle
batter onto griddle or skillet, making pancakes of any size you like.
Adjust heat as necessary; usually, first batch will require higher heat
than subsequent batches. Flip pancakes after bubbles rise to surface and
bottoms brown, after 2 to 4 minutes.
Step 3
Cook until second side is lightly browned. Serve, or hold on an ovenproof plate in a 200-degree oven for up to 15 minutes.
Happy Cooking!
I can confirm that this works
Step 4
Fail miserably, lay in pieces and give up hope.
Halex00 this works better than every patchnote that was ever made
needs more buttermilk
Instructions not clear: toast is burnt.
4:02
"you get NOTHING. you LOSE!"
GOOD DAY SIR.
Just before doomfist reveal
I wanna see Doomfist Cosplaying Jeff
I wanna see Jeff cosplaying Doomfist
winnie alula Legendary Jeff skin for Doomfist!
Omg I just found this video today, that troll control measure had me on the floor at 2 Am, friggin genius!
Great job! I didn't expect much going in. I am crying laughing and sharing this with my people now.
"which is forcing you to do my doomfist cosplay, which is basically me bunching your face while screaming 'numbani is mine!' for 20 hours a day" lmao
Holy shit, that stuff about Roadhog was killing me XD
ʐXavier Xavierʐ It's true
This is the most Funniest Thing in a While
The Editing Skills are Brilliant
What an editing nightmare! You have way more patience than I do
*NO MORE MR NICE JEPH*
Jeff hasn't taken me to his bed
The best thing about this is that it was on my UA-cam front page, and I didn't look at the channel name when I clicked on it. So, I didn't realize it was a dinoflask video until the first cut. Talk about your pleasant surprises.
"Add an infinite amount of Gothic Zarya skins" I died
DON'T WRESTLE WITH JEFF UNLESS YOU WANT TO PREPARE FOR DEATH
Noel Bothas you tried
ThotPatrol I did my best and failed
Wrestle with Jeff and you get the death.
You're closer....
Blanducci Wrestle with memes, prepare to melt steel beams.
Possibly the best 4 minutes of my life
Micah Pace *and 5 seconds
I don't know how your churn these out so quickly. Awesome stuff. Please don't stop! X-D
I fucking love Dinoflask, even years later he’s so funny.
MFW I don't get Doomfist trying to sell me Oldspice odor blocker body wash because he isn't voiced by Terry Crews.
OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR RETURNS!
NO Only jeff
rafly r
Jeff is the lord. Dino is the prophet.
Omg this was the funniest one yet Dino! Thanks so much for the laughs!
"We look forward to seeing what you guys have to say because we feel like we're making this game with you guys, even though we ignore pretty much all of your feedback."
It's like this was an actual developer update.
Big daddy jeffoflask
Great content
Faker
Jeff Kaplan pretty sure both of you are the fakes
@@arslanow9917 wooosg
"But enough is enough, no more Mr. Nice Jeff. The days of getting cookie crazy one shot kills as Roadhog are over" I laughed my ass off holy shit
Came out just an hour before Doomfist was announced. Best day.
*NO MORE MR NICE JEFF*
*WRESTLE WITH JEFF PREPARE FOR DEATH*
No more Mr Nice Jeff
I can assure you the quality hasn't suffered at all, dinoflask. This was hilarious!
This channel is not pure gold, it's pure diamond. Every single sentence is a comedy masterpiece.
Love you dinoflask
"even though we ignore pretty much all of your feedback"
SO FUCKING TRUE.
Maybe for [DE]...
Yeah, not really though, lol. Blizzard is actually really good at listening to their playerbase.
Yeah, they totally listened to people telling them that Bastion was super OP on the PTR but released him anyway. THEN they nerfed him after they realized he was OP.
Blizzard were bought by activision.... Now it's one of the worst company
Actually blizz is a little too good at listening to their bronze playerbase in the forums. They are the reason road got nerfed, because they couldn't bother to learn basic positioning before whining.
The best part is always in the end lmao 3:57
You mean the whole thing?
You never cease to amaze me.
this might be your best one yet.
msde me laugh out loud 5 times
No more Mr. Nice 21 Jump Street
Alexandre Laflamme élève Nobody cares about your shitty channel
This warmed my cold dead heart.
Best Dev Update I have ever seen.
Man, Jeff is the master of auto-regulated beard control. It auto-shaves and grows seemingly at will!
The quality of these has only increased. Please never stop. These are the best things going right now lol
Jeff is love, Jeff is life
i am living the meme life.
hello you get nothing
I just Can stop Laughing at
"No More Mr.Nice Jeff"
"What were gunna do is go out... *pause*-
Me: and ban them?
"And capture those people, and force them to test my new doomfist cosplay"
LOOOL i love you Dinoflask.
Wrestle with Jeff prepare for death
No more Mr. nice Jeff
"Ultimate is ready."
"GIVE UP HOPE!!"
*DEFEAT*
Dinoflask, you are a legend! Never stop! I will watch every one of these at least five times.
How does he change his shirt that fast?
He's a god he can do what he wants.