The foolery that they didn’t just let Robert Pattinson’s crackhead energy loose, shit would’ve been a thousand times more iconic but they were afraid of the power
I feel like there's a lot of us wasn't-necessarily-a-fan-but-definitely-saw-all-the-twilights-maybe-not-in-theaters-and-dont-talk-about-it-but-yeah-....watched-em-all-anyway-.
Chris I think I speak for everyone when I say we would like you to continue this with the entire Twilight series. It would honestly be an injustice not to and you would be letting all of us down. Also speaking of injustices thank you for continuing to talk about black people being murdered and important issues going on in our world that aren’t getting nearly enough traction.
"Is this a fanfic??" not actually *but* 50 Shades Of Grey was based off of a Twilight fanfic in case someone didnt know that lmaoooo it always makes me die laughing
Chris: are there people who genuinely like this movie?! middle school me: *sweats nervously* edit: wow thanks for all the likes guys, nice to see I'm not the only one that still likes these
I love that you are educating everybody about the Yemen situation, because this is not a new humanitarian crisis, this has been going on for the last 4-5 years and it has not been discussed
“I’m gonna go eat some gummies to get this party started” you’re telling me ... he wasn’t high during the intro in which I understood .05% of what he said???? 😂
the whole “adopted siblings are couples” thing was absolutely crazy to me. i am adopted. if i dated my sister, somebody would have called a therapist or something
Never in my life have I commented on any UA-cam video, and I came to this thread just to say the exact same thing! I would pay money to eat edibles and watch fifty shades with Chris!
I used to watch that over and over as a kid and somehow completely forgot about it later on, I thought it was just some weird-ass dream I was remembering until like 15 years later someone mentioned it and it allll came flooding back. Sorry this tangent was pointless but hey so am I
@@lkcullen1918 I've done the exact same thing with so many weird movies and shows, but it's always my sister reminding me and being like "so that was a thing, right?" 😂 most recently it was Titan A.E. She was like "non magic treasure planet with Matt Damon happened, yeah?" Honestly the way you just described this whole process of watching, forgetting and then questioning your sudden memory is spot on
when the 5th twilight movie came out I literally spent 12 hours in a movie theatre watching all of them in a single day and i honestly have no idea how my body survived that, maybe i’m the one with superpowers lmao
The funniest thing about the Twilight series is that the books are actually fanfiction about the lead singer of Muse named Matt Bellamy which is why they have so many songs in the films because the author of the books wanted them too (they said they regret it which SENDS ME)😭💀
thats rad nope! In the first book on like the first page she literally dedicated it to Muse and Matt Bellamy and she’s said in interviews that she’s literally obsessed with Muse 💀 She also had a lot of say in what happened in the films and practically begged Muse to have/make songs on and for the soundtrack 💀
as a massive twilight fan (who understands the several issues with s meyers and her writing), i would like to say this: i said i love twilight, i never said it was good
chris, I have so much respect for you because even though you are high you literally didn't stop talking about what has been happening at protests and shit. Like the fact that you use your platform for so much good *chef kiss
“Yeah that’s right. I did a google.” is about to be my new slogan 110%. I’m bummed you didn’t react to Jacob being a predator for a literal infant, but idk if that’s in the first movie. Also the books are so much better. I read them in high school and only got through the first two movies (barely) once they came out. Also, ALSO your videos bring me way too much joy. It’s almost concerning.
I just remember watching the first Twilight movie feeling like it was a drawn out version of Anakin and Padme's "I hate sand" conversation but with vampires and Muse playing in the background.
I've never wanted to see twilight again for the first time more IN MY LIFE! I was a small weeny 13 year old when I first saw twilight, like of course I enjoyed it and had little to no criticism of it. I just want to see it for the first time and like.. KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO WATCH A FILM MARKETED TO PRE-EMO KIDS IN 2008.
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Chris! You've never seen twilight how in the actual fuuuck
Dig your Shitt Papito
Why did you hold the tiny mic the whole time? 😂
Oh my days! Please tell us why you walked out of Bohemian Rhapsody??!? ❓♥️
My boyfriend LOVES twilight😂
Chris referring to Bella as Bella Thorne and not even realizing it is sending me
I screamed when i heard that
I thought he had it right until I read this comment 🙃
I know lmfaoooo
I DIED LMAOO
I am TOOO high & didnt even notice that omg lol
The foolery that they didn’t just let Robert Pattinson’s crackhead energy loose, shit would’ve been a thousand times more iconic but they were afraid of the power
Like... he’s kind of an amazing actor bc I sensed the crackhead energy, but had no clue the extent of his vibe.
Best comment ever 😂😂
he was only at 1% of his power like Shaggy
Well, he'd most likely go around talking about how vampires smell like crayons
*Petition to make Chris watch all the movies in the Twilight series high*
😂
Yessssss please.
YESSSS
YESSS
Needs to happen!!
Yeeeees!!!!
The fact that Andrew stood there for 2 hours and filmed this is -
They probably stopped after 20 min lol
I’m honestly so surprised Chris just seems like a wasn’t-necessarily-a-fan-but-definitely-saw-all-the-twilights-in-the-theatre type of guy
Ikr when he said he’d never seen it I was shook
TRRRUUUUU
I feel like there's a lot of us wasn't-necessarily-a-fan-but-definitely-saw-all-the-twilights-maybe-not-in-theaters-and-dont-talk-about-it-but-yeah-....watched-em-all-anyway-.
so what does that mean lol
no EXACTLY
So my everyday quarantine schedule
same here
I came here to comment the same thing💀
I love your profile Pictures
picture***
“does she have powers ? or is her thing just that she’s caucasian” IM WEAK
that SENT me
Same thing
you should drink Gatorade
When I tell you I damn near SPAT MY LEMONADE 😂
I *needed* this chris.... you gotta do the whole series.
I feel like he would end up loving it at the end
I personally would pay to watch him react to the birth scene alone
also topping it off with fifty shades 🥴
Omg yes he needs to watch all of them
omg pleaseee ! i hope he does! need to see him watch it all lmao
“Her dads a cop, Yea she’s cancelled” LMAOOOOO I LOOOOST IT
NoT aLl CoPs ArE bAd...
Charlie Swan would never though.
💀💀💀
@@paytonrobles3113 I mean they aren’t.
@@lettuce8279 on basis, but if you have one bad apple it’s only a matter of time before it affects the rest of the batch.
@@temerianlillies very true. And when most of them aren’t good, it’s just…it’s hard to explain but you know what I mean
“Romanian adult” is the perfect definition of a vampire
Chris I think I speak for everyone when I say we would like you to continue this with the entire Twilight series. It would honestly be an injustice not to and you would be letting all of us down. Also speaking of injustices thank you for continuing to talk about black people being murdered and important issues going on in our world that aren’t getting nearly enough traction.
The fact that he called her “Bella Thorne” without hesitation has me CRYINGGG
“Te- Te- Tedward? Alright guys I’m gonna go take some gummies to get this party started” THE PARTY HADNT ALREADY STARTED?!?!
"Is this a fanfic??"
not actually *but* 50 Shades Of Grey was based off of a Twilight fanfic in case someone didnt know that lmaoooo it always makes me die laughing
Its so bad though. You think twilight is bad wait til you watch 50 shades 😂
@@sarahryan6253 omfg yes its the worst and it was sooo hyped up lmao
actually twilight is technically a fanfic about gerard way from mcr, stephenie wanted him to play edward
@@laurencotton4249 w h a t i did not know that thats amazing lol
Lauren Cotton SHUT THE FUCK UP REALLY?! that’s so cool omg💀 I would’ve loved to see Gerard as Edward 😔
I’m gonna need chris to do the whole twilight franchise and just gag on it
ik I want to see him do the second movie so bad now lol
"Girl pull the shoulders back . pull- em back" literally in tears because she was hunched af .
LMFAOOOO
When he said that I literally did that at home loool
“Or is her thing that she’s just Caucasian” ...Kaitlin Bennett
i SCREAMED
LOL
We don’t claim her
And her only personality trait is owning a gun 😝
dropdeadbunnie and calming white privilege doesn’t exist
i want you to raise the bar on this “series” and just do commentary on the rest the of the twilight saga. please
Chris: “does anyone actually like this movie!?”
Me: 👁👄👁
There's no way
I love this movie so much
I love it purely for nostalgia. I loved the movie growing up.
I have every movie and every book 😭😂
Chris, with his mouth pressed up into the mic (probably): “eww, who’s this..like..hwhiTe sUhpremacist??”
omfg can i get a time stamp i cant find this moment
@@poopdollarss 13:25
Chris: are there people who genuinely like this movie?!
middle school me: *sweats nervously*
edit: wow thanks for all the likes guys, nice to see I'm not the only one that still likes these
i had a twilight calendar in 2011 and i‘m NOT ashamed
This is me still 😅
Ash-Lee It’s nice to know I’m not alone 😭😭😭
i STILL genuinely love all the twilight movies and wish i was one of the characters
Keely Larson LMFAO omg literally sameeeeee😭
"four page wattpad story", "this isn't an only fans".. I'M DYING
“Or is her thing that’s SHES just Caucasian?”
I mean he really nailed it on the head lmao
This cracked me up
Chris: are there people who actually LIKE this movie? Me: 👁👄👁 yesh
Lmao I loved them too girl 😂
Same
They are horribly good, so entertaining
Me forgetting that not everyone had a twilight phase when they where 13
"I FORGOT JACOB HAS TO COME OUT AS LIKE... A WOLF"
“Her dad’s a cop, she’s cancelled.“LMAOO
Did I just send you a message and I just got your message and I’ll be happy for tomorrow and I’ll get to see it tomorrow
perseagratissima yes ❤️
Leslie Sorry, I was on edibles watching the video :)
CHRIS NO YOU NEED TO HEAR THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK YOURE DOING IT WRONG IT CHANGES EVERYTHING
So true. It took lykke li mainstream and I live for it
Twilight and New Moon’s soundtrack is SUPERIOR
It goes from terrible to just under tolerable! Game changer!
@@amyturner2034 exactly lmao 😂
he better watch all the twilight movies and make it a series
"This is bad!"
The entire cast of Twilight: *agrees*
I love that you are educating everybody about the Yemen situation, because this is not a new humanitarian crisis, this has been going on for the last 4-5 years and it has not been discussed
“is her thing just being caucasian” idk why but that made me DIE
"ew who is this white supremacist!!!" on god lmao
Whats the time stamp??
Edit- Never mind, he said it literal seconds after i posted this lol
I died lmaoooo
Petition that Chris watches the whole series and calls it “Highlight”
"Girl pull your shoulders back. Pull 'em back. You're gonna get a hunch."
My favorite thing about Twilight is that Anna Kendrick forgot she was in it
when people say “not all cops” they’re talking about charlie swan and charlie swan ONLY
I CAME HERE TO SAY CHARLIE WOULD NEVER
Thank you! I got so triggered when he insulted Charlie
the fact that you know his first and last name-
Det Stabler and Captain Olivia Benson say hi
Charlie Swan deserves respect
“that laugh was sponsored by 60 mg.”
can we just talk about how long Chris had the Taki dust on his fingers and didn’t get on a sweatshirt or on his couch or anywhere
and then I got scared when he slid his hand on the couch but the powder was already gone 😂😂
It made me so nervous! Ha ha ha.
“Omg guys why does BELLA THORNE keep going like” bites lip. No one is talking about BELLA THORNE who isn’t in the movie???? (9:59)
he was talking about bella swan but called her bella thorne lmaoo
Take a shot every time Chris calls someone by the wrong name
That would just end with people going to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
Great. Now I'm dead. Thank you so much I'm going to haunt you 👻
yes I wanted to die today
Lmao 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he WALKED OUT of BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY?!?!??! Wait whaaaaaat
THANK YOU
the next "watching while high" should be bohemian rhapsody
IM LITERALLY IN SHOCK
WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT BC ?????
I meannnn lol I would've too if I'd paid to see it XD
Chris: alright I'm gonna go eat some gummies to get this party started
Me: oh wait so you're not high yet? You just thought his name was Tedward?
Lmao!
This make me lol 💀💀
When he said “girl pull the shoulders back” I instantly sat up right 😭😭😭
Chris gave it a “at least it’s cheaper than Cats” out of 10
“I’m gonna go eat some gummies to get this party started” you’re telling me ... he wasn’t high during the intro in which I understood .05% of what he said???? 😂
maybe you're the one who's high?
I wish I could get gummies in Missouri 😐
Laura Laura possibly 😂
@@LauraLaura-mv4xh he seemed v hipper or something maybe too much caffeine idk
the whole “adopted siblings are couples” thing was absolutely crazy to me. i am adopted. if i dated my sister, somebody would have called a therapist or something
Also, “those are full Romanian adults” is a great quote. I would say mercy it but ummm I feel like the times are inappropriate. Ok bye
Where is this quote from?
You need to do this for the whole twilight series, I’m begging u.
It’s hilarious he thinks Bella has powers when she legit doesn’t get any until 4 movies in ahahah
She has the "nothing can affect me" power
That shield thing
imagine people saying “im the worlds most dangerous predator” instead of “aRe YoU lOsT bAbYgiRL”
HAHAHAHAHHA
NOOOOOOO AHHAHHAAA
IM CHOKING
omg he should watch 365 days eating edibles
OMG😂😂😂
I need to see Chris watching 50 shades whiles high 🙌🏼
YAAASSSS!!!
Dude. YES
Never in my life have I commented on any UA-cam video, and I came to this thread just to say the exact same thing! I would pay money to eat edibles and watch fifty shades with Chris!
365 daysss
"more like Edward Cumming" my childhood is destroyed 😂😂😂😂😂
“is her thing just that she’s caucasian?”
“They’re like on hoverboards” I literally laughed so LOUD I can’t
Chris should watch the acid trip that is “Who Framed Roger Rabbit.”
I used to watch that over and over as a kid and somehow completely forgot about it later on, I thought it was just some weird-ass dream I was remembering until like 15 years later someone mentioned it and it allll came flooding back. Sorry this tangent was pointless but hey so am I
Actinium Lizard you talking like roger 😋
@@lkcullen1918 I've done the exact same thing with so many weird movies and shows, but it's always my sister reminding me and being like "so that was a thing, right?" 😂 most recently it was Titan A.E. She was like "non magic treasure planet with Matt Damon happened, yeah?" Honestly the way you just described this whole process of watching, forgetting and then questioning your sudden memory is spot on
Holy shit yes and cool world
Actinium Lizard That movie is a shared fever dream
chris holding this tiny mic to his mouth the entire time just has me dying
Chris: Does she have powers?
Also Chris: Or is she truly just a Caucasian?
“I’m looking at a lot of fraternities right now.”
Me: flashbacks to last night 👁👄👁
Another suggestion- The Spy Kids Trilogy lol
when the 5th twilight movie came out I literally spent 12 hours in a movie theatre watching all of them in a single day and i honestly have no idea how my body survived that, maybe i’m the one with superpowers lmao
Chris: “Is this a fanfic?”
Me: YES 😂😂😂
Due to Chris’s outstanding allyship of the BLM movement I will OFFICIALLY retire the Bratz challenge requests 🥺
Rip
😭😭😭😭
Nooooooooooooo!!!!
Don't!
"This isn't only fans,
this is called breaking the law"
- Chris Klemens 2020
I almost peed my pants😂
Chris: are there people who genuinely like this movie?
Me: *sweats nervously because I run a twilight blog in the year of our lord 2020*
Link?
Literally high out of my mind and COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE PERFECT CONTENT TO WATCH BUT HERE SHE IS
BELLA THORNE IM DEADDDDDDD!! Did anyone else HEAR that???
I died laughing lol
The funniest thing about the Twilight series is that the books are actually fanfiction about the lead singer of Muse named Matt Bellamy which is why they have so many songs in the films because the author of the books wanted them too (they said they regret it which SENDS ME)😭💀
thanks for the info lol learn something new every day
I thought they were fanfics of gerard way? Or is that the movies?
thats rad nope! In the first book on like the first page she literally dedicated it to Muse and Matt Bellamy and she’s said in interviews that she’s literally obsessed with Muse 💀 She also had a lot of say in what happened in the films and practically begged Muse to have/make songs on and for the soundtrack 💀
Chris: hes a loner and he smells you and he's like *I WANT TO EAT U U GIRL"
Me: Chris that's literally the next scene in the movie
as a massive twilight fan (who understands the several issues with s meyers and her writing), i would like to say this: i said i love twilight, i never said it was good
OMG „He literally BUSTED A NUT IN CHEMISTRY CLASS” Chris 😂😂😂
Chris: *struggles trying to say Edward*
Chris: okay I'm gonna go eat some gummies now
Me: wait you havent eaten the gummies yet??
"oMG they're like in hoverboards" lmao now i can´t unsee it
THAT SENTTT MEEEE I LAUGHED SO HARDDDDDDDD😭😭😂😂
IM SORRY BUT YOU WALKED OUT OF BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY WHAT
I was wondering if anyone else caught that!
I hated it tbh
Nik NOOOO, fair enough tho everyone has their own opinions
and he was right 😌
me, who saw bohemian rhapsody four times in the theatre: 👁💧👄💧👁
Yeah I was so confused. Why would he walk out😭 and here he is, sitting through Twilight 😂
"BE A VAMPIRE WITH ME, BUT ALSO... PROM?" HAHAHAHHAA
The amount of time Chris had Taki dust on his fingers gave me anxiety.
In such alight colored jacket omg
I read this comment half way through and now can’t I un see it haha x
When he put his hand on the sofa!!!
i really should have done this when my bestie dragged me to the theaters to watch all twilight movies in a row.
that friend would be a friend no longer omg
Chris Klemens 🤣 i made her watch hours of (good and bad) anime - so we are almost even haha
I should've done this when my family dragged me to see a swan lake ballet. I regret not doing it till this day and the ballet was on christmas week
I dragged my step-sister to the midnight showings 🤣 fml.
Amanda Peters I dragged my brother! 🤣😂
"Look over there !" *quickly eats taki fresh off the floor*
chris, I have so much respect for you because even though you are high you literally didn't stop talking about what has been happening at protests and shit. Like the fact that you use your platform for so much good *chef kiss
Okay but dont come for Charlie, hes literally the only sane person in that town!
I honestly hope he does a series and reacts to the baby
oh god never having watched a movie like Twilight it's such a Chris thing to do
“Yeah that’s right. I did a google.” is about to be my new slogan 110%. I’m bummed you didn’t react to Jacob being a predator for a literal infant, but idk if that’s in the first movie. Also the books are so much better. I read them in high school and only got through the first two movies (barely) once they came out. Also, ALSO your videos bring me way too much joy. It’s almost concerning.
"This movie could have been a 4-page wattpad" -- yeah that was 50 Shades of Gray, literally started as a Twilight fan fiction.
“Does she have powers or is her thing that’s she Caucasian?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
who knew that a man on weed gummies watching fake vampires could temporarily cure my depression
Chris: Edward Cullen? More like Edward Cummin
LMFAO WUT 😭😂😂😂😂😂
I just remember watching the first Twilight movie feeling like it was a drawn out version of Anakin and Padme's "I hate sand" conversation but with vampires and Muse playing in the background.
"does she have powers? or is her thing that she's truly caucasian" aHAHAHA
Who’s gonna tell Chris he could’ve watched it for free on Hulu
“He’s glittering like one of those fan edits”
Ngl that one hit
“BuY mY sHiRtS, bUy My HaTs, BuY iT aLl, I aLsO hAvE a PlAyLiSt StReAm It NoW” I know this intro off by heart🤣
The fact that he called her "Bella Thorne" hahahahahahah
Okay Chris we need SO many more of these videos. This could be a series ❤
He needssss to watch 365 days. That would be the funniest reaction ever
Yesss😂
“Look over there” was that Jaida Essence Hall reference?!
!!! first thing that came to mind
Oh my gosh!!!!
“I haven’t felt present in the last 3 months” DECEASED😂 nothing more relatable could be said
I've never wanted to see twilight again for the first time more IN MY LIFE! I was a small weeny 13 year old when I first saw twilight, like of course I enjoyed it and had little to no criticism of it. I just want to see it for the first time and like.. KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO WATCH A FILM MARKETED TO PRE-EMO KIDS IN 2008.