Prank Calling in Sick From Jobs I Don't Have 3
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- Опубліковано 10 кві 2018
- This is incredibly juvenile and will not help you or anyone do anything better in life, but I hope it made you happy to at least hear how sweet Julia the angel is at H&R Block lol.
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tim
with
the
*fitbit*
Tym* hahaha
Riley Vahsrrvdh shit u right
fitbit™️
Andrea fuk
Belle C tym
"The manager calls me by my middle name."
"I am the manager"
"You call me by my middle name"
OOF
@@Unity116 OOF
Lmao f ya
"uh ah are you sure....?!"
It’s alarming how good Julian is at this & how horrible Jenna is 🤣🤣🤣
I KNOW
Thats why he took over her job
I thought Jessica was funnier
@@SavedPdf not the reason idiot
lol because men are better at lying
Imagine hiw you would feel if someone called and said ”hey this is jessica i can’t come in tomorrow because i’m on the path to enlightenment”
i would ask her if i could join too.
AND IM GONNA OPEN MY THIRD EYE
I’m the one who answers these calls, these would make my day.
Be like the other bloke that was like 'do it!' 🤣
legit excuse
-"What's the location?"
-"iT'S mE tiM"
What's with all those long usernames omg Tym*
What's with all those long usernames omg Tim with the fitbit!
me time
What's with all those long usernames omg tym
What's with all those long usernames omg Ha ha ha ha ha not
So, where I work we have 6 Rachels and last November hired 25 new temp staff for over Christmas, which added 2 additional Rachels-that’s 8 Rachels if you’re counting. So this girl calls in to our manager, called Rachel, tells our manager all about how she’s sick of the way she’s being treated, how she hates working here, how she’s putting in a formal complaint with head office. Had a HUGE fight on the phone with the manager, and then hangs up. An issue then arises.....which Rachel was it? In the midst of the fight, our manager never did work out which Rachel it was. She narrowed it down to 4, and then had to call all of them individually to ask if they had quit, only to later find out, that the Rachel who called was actually from another location and had been placed on he incorrect extension when calling her location. We refer to it as ‘The Great Rachel Fiasco of 2017’.
Em B thats AMAZING hahah wow
This reminds me of that Kimmy Schmidt bit where Titus asks to have a meeting with all the Lindas in HR lmao
This was a journey I'm glad I took.
What a rollercoaster I just went on
Thank you for this my day has been made.
“i work everyday from 1pm-2pm” that’s fucking HILARIOUS I DIED
Julien: *easily lying and making up crazy stories*
Jenna: *fucking BAWLING*
"AND NOW I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE!"
"Oh nooooooooo!"
Do the opposite where you call in and say "hey I know I have tomorrow off but I'm coming in anyway. see you at 8"
And call it "Picking Up Shifts At Jobs We Don't Have"
Deniz Balik YES
OOOOOH MY GOD YES
Deniz Balik omg yes that's a great idea 😂😂
YESSS THIS IS AMAZING
Thank you UA-cam for recommending this masterpiece 5 years later ❤️ we miss you Jenna!
so real
So relieved this wasn’t deleted
el pan tostado same
Why?
I know it helps me
@@Inspirit-gp4dp she deleted a bunch of her videos
@@menna2777 why?
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow”
*Bunny enters the chat*
👌👌 Nice
Nice one lol
Lol
Oop! Well done
lmao underrated
“I’m the manager.”
Julien : “are you sure?”
💀
Kaitlin Kal Lee
I didn’t finish the video and I was scrolling the comments and I first read this as
“Are you the manager?”
Julien: “Are you sure?”
Jaden Of Awesome 😆😆😆❤️
“I was on a quest to become a hairless goddess” this literally made me cry laughing 😂😂😂
I literally screen recorded it and posted it to my Instagram to advertise my hair removal business 😂
Is anyone else watching all of Jennas old videos after she left? 😞
i say.. rack up the views. she needs to see how very very loved she is.
i miss her so much
Why did she leave?
UA-cam drama ofc 😒 everyone was tryna cancel her over some dumbass shit she shouldn’t even have been included in and she made an apology video and she left UA-cam
eden you have to be joking. PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING!!!!!
I've been 9 months pregnant
...... for NINE MONTHS......
MichaeLemon was? Did she have a miscarriage?
I had fever for a week and that for a whole week
MichaeLemon lmao
does that mean she was pregnant twice?
at the same time????
in the final stage of pregnancy... for nine months longer than need be.
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow” the comedic value of that line is too great
chapstick *bunny enters the chat*
it's horse time pm for jessica
I'm kinda disappointed one of her excuses wasn't I have a basketball game tomorrow
Michael Potter bro truuuuee
*Horse people energy* emerged much earlier than we thought
Julian: Hi my name is Adam, David, and many more names
Jenna for every call: Hi my name is jessica
Dont forget Erika
I think it's a better strategy to always use the same name for the chance of it to eventually work. I think it has a higher probability than trying a different name every time.
Jessica Messica
I’m so happy I decided to watch this again, years later- literally can’t stop laughing and crying 😂😂😅 We miss you Jenna ❤ I mean…Jessica
Last one was sooo cute 🥰
Jessica Messica
came here after finding out jenna and julien got married
jessica, the hairless goddess who sells lotions, is going to open her third eye tomorrow, and has been nine months pregnant for nine months
And in preparation for said birth, she decided to go on a quest to become a hairless goddess, so she naired her entire body and gave herself 2nd degree burns.
Sounds like a cryptid/scp. I love it.
after that she meet her horse
I've found someone with a michael pfp, I've truly lived my life now
And she's also auditioning for American idol and is going to sing earth wind and fire's "September"
Julien literally looks 10 years younger now without the mustache holy shit
The Truth i thought it was just me
The truth lives up to their username
I thought it was an old video for a hot minute 😂😂 I had to check the upload date!!
I had to check the upload date at the start
I’ve definitely saw a similar person at Hot Topic
Jenna saying she can't come into work because she has to eat lunch and the guy being all for it is peak comedy.
Jessica, is a hairless goddess in excruciating pain who also sells lotion and does her taxes and eats lunch at the same exact time but don’t forget...... she’s been nine months pregnant for nine months and shes going to OPEN HER THIRD EYE TOMMOROW
Erica, Just wants a Dukin horse 🐎 💨
Astrick Animates LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Carson Fish thx for liking
Don’t forget Jessica is auditioning for American Idol tomorrow
You need to call like target and Walmart that has a million employees so there’s no way they know each employee
Judi Tanner they actually do haha
Judi Tanner I have a better idea I’m not saying tho so no 1 steals it
@@royalentertainment488 thanks for letting us know lol
YESSSSSS
I work at Target and yeah they do 😂 and they can check the the schedule
*jessica messica is my spirit animal*
Devin Sumer Amanda Bobanda is my alter ego
Devin Sumer lOvE yA
Your R A MuSisCallY sTaRrr
I see you everywhere Devin
The dude who said “do it” to eating lunch was an actual icon; honestly the only professional response
this era of youtube, will never be forgotten. literally nothing will ever be funnier than this.
Agreed.
The guy supporting your lunch needs is the kind of support I need in my life
Lauren Alley same
hes a legend
omg what if he watches these videos oMG i need a person to be like 'hey omg is this jenna(or julien)?' and then they be like 'yeA' and it'd be great
He is so sure of himself, he didn’t give anything a second thought.
SAME
jenna's alter ego "jessica" is a fucking mood
Ashley Persaud fuc yes
Excruciating burn mood
"it's tim. T-Y-M" fucking wrecked me
I thought there was no way this is still funny in almost 2023… but I was wrong 😭
Absolutely! Still holds up for sure.
I’m on this journey to become a hairless goddess
Just so you know it 2023 and it's still funny!!!
@@AmeliaOak 😭
The Nair excuse was pure gold the lady was so really sweet. I mean she was really sympathetic.😂😂😂😂😂
Louisa Lewis 😂😂😂
As someone who has had chemical burns from overdoing it with nair, I'd be pretty sympathetic too 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@calmdowngurl hahahahaahahahaha
She was like, “I’ve done the same thing. Don’t worry about it.”
The women talking to Jenna about the Nair situation was such a trooper through that conversation
She was so sweet! 😂
She sounds a lot like my old manager from lush? But I'm in Canada so I'm ???
She had a persian accent and also I think a persian name
*RIGHT?!?!?!* *HAHAHAHAHAHA*
Hahahaha she was so genuine like noooooooo!
The "I work here every day from 1pm to 2pm" absolutely killed me 🤣
I'm on a quest to become this hairless goddess.
"I can't hear you, you're breaking up.."
So sorry, I'M ON A QUEST TO BECOME A HAIRLESS GODDESS, AND I NAIRED MY WHOLE BODY, AND I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE
“I’m on a quest to become a hairless goddess and I naired my whole body and I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE”
RachelsDarling had to pause it there so i could laugh my ass of for 40 seconds 😂😂😂
The lady's reaction was the best thing ever LOL
kalimanka same lmao
Whats naired.?
Selma Acccioly it removes hair
GRADES: RAISED
SKIN: CLEARED
CROPS: FLOURISHING
WIG: INCINERATED
Kylie Fay Grades dropping, skin breaking out, crops dying, but my weave is snatched oof
HOTEL: TRIVAGO
Keeley Bell DAMNIT YOU TOOK MINE
HEY: MACARENA
Better people: papa Johns
Jenna: I've got to each lunch. *unintelligible conversation*
Perfect Tan: Okay, do it. Bye.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite one
I was scrolling and saw this video thumbnail and got tearry eyed. The sheer happiness is so great and genuin. I miss the 20 minuets of silliness we looked forward to every week. Just 20 minuets a week to get away from the poopy world and laugh with great people. Hope all is well.❣️
😭😭❤
Here watching today. Love them so much!
So, is anyone else concerned that literally NO PLACE has a Jessica employed there?
Where do people named Jessica Work?!
DO THEY EVEN WORK?!
WHAT IS THEIR SECRET?????
DickleTickle RIGHT??? and jenna calls tanning/nail salons most of the time and not a single young jessica works at a tanning salon???? i find that hard to believe!
👀
DickleTickle hi yes I work at papaya lmao
I worked at a call center w/ a jessica once
well as a jessica, i work at tim hortons, it’s quite disappointing
"Do it. Go for it. Enjoy it." That guy is AMAZING.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice does that mean I summoned you?
No name Pie yeah
Your name and profile pic makes me happy
beetlejuice beetlejuice be*cause*
@@taryn1623 you're so smart, a stand-up bro I'll think about the offer let ya know
Jenna cry laughing as Jessica is my spirit. Just my spirit.
90% of this is just Jenna looking like shes being traumatized when really, she cant stop laughing😂😂😂😂🤣
“Um hi my name is Trey and i cant come to work tomorrow because i have a basketball game toomarrrow”
Why wasn’t this said
Hey just a little update yall we won the game was totes worth missing work
Lmaoo
Im point guard. 🤣🤣🤣
@Sophia Aiello yes!!!
Also Julien needs to change his twitter name to “Tym with the Fitbit”
Nina Tym*
*Tym
♪
Aha
with 4 fitbits
why is this getting recommeneded to me now, not complaining I miss jenna
@@cajdelusionswow, thats so thoughtful of you! I miss Jenna so much and that that little whistle song in the background
Me too, watching and again and commenting in hope of Jen’s return!
I love getting recommended Jenna Marbles. Makes me think of simpler times ❤
“Is this Natalie?”
“yEaaa. It’s...Natalie”
strawberryroxc i was pissing myself at that part
poor Natalie
“Dan”
“Sorry that’s my middle name, my name’s Adam”
“Sorry that’s ALSO my middle name, it’s Jeffery” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tanya Zhang *loud hold music plays*
best part
Its 2023, Im here during a really rough patch in my life watching Jenna and Julian and actually being able to laugh..thank you, very much💜 I miss you
she’s always here for us ❤
2024 and still here... genuinely grew up with her videos, middle school to high school to living on my own and paying own bills... life is strange without her vids :( sorry for being dramatic lol
UA-cam recommended this video and it makes me so happy and sad at the same time! Miss you so much! Hope life treats you well ❤❤❤
“ *IM THE MANAGER* “
"I don't have *any* guy working for me"
Jenna be like in her mind FUCK SHIT PISS
Bamboo Milkshake 😂😂😂
IiBamboo Milkshake iii
I AM W H E E Z I N G
We call Julia when we need a boost. She’s the best.
We can probably arrange for her to come on your podcast!
H&R Block WHAT
H&R Block YES
Oh MY GODDDD
YES
Oh my god is this real?!?! More people need to like this lol
3:46 Julien looks like an angry dad calling Pizza Hut because his pizza didn't have enough cheese.
Tim with the Fitbit!!!!!!!
Kiarnii Miller tym*
😂
Tym.
don't you mean TYM with the Fit-Bit?
girl: who is this?
jenna: i told you i’m on the pAtH tO eNliGhTeNmEnT!
girl: WHo iS THiS???!
JESSICA
I read this at the exact time
God?
This just suddenly showed up on my home page :(
The last lady wishing Jenna a good day has the same energy as Jenna saying good morning to Kermit, and that is the energy that I miss. I hope she’s doing well.
"tim with the fitbit" LMAO
Coffee & Crinkles ASMR it’s tym 😂😂😂😂
tYm
Coffee & Crinkles ASMR *i had like 3 fitbits on*
Coffee & Crinkles ASMR that was great!
I was the 1.7k like XD
All Erica wanted was to meet her damn horse
🤣
UA-cam reccomended me this video today 5 years after already watching it, and it was a real trip down memory lane 😂
Not sure why this came up on my feed 5 years later but I WILL NEVER TURN DOWN JENNA
The manager calls me dan
IM THE MANAGER
SAM 45 800th like
"ARE YOU SURE?"
Everytime I hear Jessica I think about Jessica Messica
MANA I'm crying hahaha
MANA same
What about Amanda Bobanda?
That’s cracked me up when she said that because that’s literally what my parents have called me my whole life lol
MANA TRUUU
We miss you Jenna.
Sometimes life hurts. But this makes it better.
Life is excruciatingly long. Be a toothbrush!
Hugs for all of you❤
Today I learned: Apparently Jessica's don't work....anywhere.
😂😂😂
Can confirm source: am a Jessica
We’re too busy marrying rich to work anywhere
My mom's a jessica😇😇
i work at abercrombie and fitch
*_”i naired my whole body on my quest to become a hairless goddess. i am in excruciating pain !!”_*
*gasp* ohhh noooooooo
I work as a dog groomer and I think my favorite prank call I've ever gotten is someone saying "I took my dog to be groomed and his balls got cut off" and just hung up like??? HOPE YOUR DOGS OKAY??
I miss this woman so much. She still brings me joy and keeps me moving. Thank you Jenna. She deserves everything.
I hurts coming back to her videos
"I work there everyday from 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm"
😂😂😂😂
I hope someone recognizes their voice one day.
In one of the other vids someone did, I'm sure.
krisisnkaos just like. “Hi this is Jessica!”
“Jenna shut tf up”
MidMist Creations which video!
ialicat I don’t think so. Which?
If she ever called my job and I caught onto it i would play along and fuck with them so hard!😂 id be like" BITCH! Why didnt you clean the tanning machine! A lady went in and it squirted out like crazy making her look like she got shit on. 😂 how do these people not get its a prank especially with Jenna giggling? Lol
It’s funny cause Jenna really did get a horse. Her name is Bunny
3hours ago?? Someone's missing them with me🥺❤️
LOL
7:08 will always be amazing. Jenna's blank stare at the camera. Julien's slow decent to the table. 'im gonna have to eat lunch'. Amazing
Why wasn’t there an excuse about Jenna’s basketball game tomorrow?? 😂
SuperDuperDani she missed a great opportunity 😢😂
SuperDuperDani im a big fan of your channel 😊
SuperDuperDani She said on twitter that she phoned 2 footlockers to say that but got hung up on
Jessica Messica strikes again! 😂
Philip Green PHIL OMG NOW THAT I KNOW YA WATCH JENNA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE
Lol I love you!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Philip Green haha so good
Lol “Hi, this is Tim with the Fitbit...we had a conversation”
I keep coming back to these videos when I miss Jenna, and I can't believe how these two are just the perfect fit for each other, this is another kind of funny I love it
I prank called pizza hut and they “fired me”
REALLY
Emma Mae23 WOWWWW! THEY FIRED YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN STARTED
Emma Mae23 lol
Plot twist you actually fired someone
What if that was an actual person that just got fired
next time call up big stores like target and say
“hey it’s trey, i can’t come to work because i have a basketball game TOMORROW”
I was waiting for that 😂😂
YES
It took me a minute😂😂😂😂
I don't get why they're calling businesses with less than 15 employees. They Know all the names!!
lara THATS LEGENDARY
Tim with the four fitbits had me in TEARS
Jenna Marbles will never get the full credit of being a comedic genius
Their hair colors look so aesthetically pleasing together
"I've been nine months pregnant....for nine months..."
Camille Voyage i read this comment right as Jenna said that 😂
I feel like that's how Jenna is gonna annouce it if they ever have kids
Literally read this as she said it
Jenna is the only UA-camr that can crack you up so bad that you would get tears 😂
Me TOO
“are you sure? is it uhhh. what’s the location?” 🤨
“IT’s me, TyM!” 😄
*Jenna* : Hey its Jessica, and I just realized I can't come into work tomorrow because I have to eat lunch.
*worker* :oh okay *hangs up*
Probably the best one. He was so understanding about the need to eat lunch.
Since it was a tanning salon he prob thought she had an appointment. Some poor Jessica isn't getting her tan.
Momo Mochi no you aren’t, that was a guy
Maggie Vazquez “enjoy it” 🤣
@@ayennahabuaf118 I think she just means that the worker is a mood😂
“Hi it’s Erica, I can’t come in because I might be getting a horse tomorrow” 😂😂😂 I’m whEEZING
Oh maybe....whinnying? hahah
“But idk because they’re expensive “
I'm surprised nobody's been like "is this Jenna??"
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow” damn Jenna really been radiating *horse people energy* long before the clip on bangs came into the picture.
Moral of the story: don’t hire Jessica
Or Tym
Or Daniel
Or Erica
*Or Jeffrey Adam Dan*
Tym*
No jessica messica's and amanda babanda's 💀
XD
Sascha why would you ever spell tim like that
ayana the sunflower the first reply told them to spell it like that
Get the H&R Block lady on the podcast 2018
Alayna M.H. ITS MY MOMMMM
SOS PLEASE CONFIRM
i cannot stop binging her old vids after she left- :( it hurts so bad to think that she might permanently quit
This is my comfort video
“I’m on the path to enlightenment and I'm going to open my third eye tomorrow “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ekaterina Petrova a
U
The worst thing that can happen when you prank call someone is to get a patient, sweet person on the phone who makes you feel guilty & juvenile ;)
Watching this randomly for the 10th time, 4 years later. It really did add value to my life. It made me cackle in my office at work, while working-ish. I wish you all the good things. And I miss Jenna with my whole soul.
It's 2024....I miss these videos!!!
All of these companies probably now warn their employees if anyone calls them with the name "Jessica" to just hang up immediately
Ananas Von Satan and they probably refuse to hire anyone named Jessica for that reason 😂
Lol guess I'm out of luck