Goodbye to Ron DeSantis & Stable Genius Donald Trump Confuses Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi
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- Опубліковано 21 січ 2024
- The most valuable pre-gamer went to Jason Kelce at the Chiefs/Bills game, it was Bachelor Premiere night on ABC and they lined up 32 women for Joey to choose from, Ron DeSantis announced he is suspending his futile campaign for President and after years of hammering Trump he immediately endorsed him, at a rally in New Hampshire our most stable genius confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi, Trump also can’t seem to pronounce the name of his possible running mate Elise Stefanik, we have a new failure to launch edition of “Drunk Donald Trump,” experts are worried about how A.I. could possibly affect the election, and there’s a new candidate who understands exactly what we do and do not want.
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DeSantis always looks like he's in so much pain when he smiles.
We are also in pain looking at his smile 😬 🤣🤣🤣
Imitating humans can be hard to do😅
Also what's up with the tongue action every time he smiles.
💯%
Oh god it’s suuuper creepy. I wish I could unsee it.
Trump spends the better part of a year calling Ron a meatball… Only to have Ron come crawling back to endorse him. That’s one spineless meatball.
That’s because when Trump is out of the picture (hopefully sooner rather than later), Meatball Ron hopes to scoop up the Trump maga clan supporters to back him. I recognize his strategy but it doesn’t make him any less spineless.
its called loyalty. deSantis did the right thing because he would never be governor of florida without trump
Just like Kamala called Sleepy Joe a whole bunch of names but then he picked her to be the worst V.P & Border Czar ever😂😂😂😂
reminds me of when Kamala tried to go to town on Biden .. yet he later picked her as VP .. for some strange reason ... .... well we all know why he picked her - lol
@@animal1nstinct394he didn't do it for loyalty he did that for his political future.
I live in Florida and this creep is still in power there. I wake up cringing every morning.
I've never watched the bachelor, and now thanks to you I know I don't want to.
“I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.”
- George Carlin
Carlin. That's a real genius. 🙄
Ya all you blue states want every thing for free
Rhonda Santis: "I fought the woke, and the woke won."
He is still governor of Florida. He made it a law where a governor don’t have to step down while running for President. He lost, but his loss is just a set back for that fascist.
Joe Biden has a 30% Approval Rating.
I wouldn't consider that "winning" lmao
Wow, a Bobby Fuller reference ... Who saw that coming?
We always win
wish de satan was woke enough to respect free speech for all not just for him and like minded
the desantis smile montage was incredible, I hope the editor(s) who cut that together get a raise
Trump makes fun of DeSantis nonstop for years. DeSantis drops out and immediately stuffs his nose up trumps butt.
So embarrassing
That’s because when Trump is out of the picture (hopefully sooner rather than later), Meatball Ron hopes to scoop up the Trump maga clan supporters to back him. I recognize his strategy but it doesn’t make him any less spineless.
That's because that's where he came from!
Def cringe
That's the sad part ; he's not embarrassed
Well when you are a bought and sold politician- that’s how it works.
I lost it when they picked up DeSantis and the boots came off
me too, i spit out my coffee
Obviously fake! If it was real, they would have been white boots.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@JLee-rt6veNo sh_t Sherlock..
That was truly inspired.
I am dying laughing at Desantis “I can’t smile without you” skit
Don and Ron deserve each other in Florida. Congratulations Florida!
Holy crap, Bachelor is SO cringy. How do people watch that without bringing up their lunch?
I'm busy watching the Australian Open here in Oz and every 10 minutes there's a promo for Married at First Sight. Don't know how/why people even participate in it, let alone watch it!
@@sheilaboston7051 Yeah, that's cringy too. They seem to get the worst people for those shows.
I watched the first year "reality" shows came out. When the HR dude won "Survivor", I opted out. I can watch a low life screw others over at work while getting paid. I'm not doing it for free in my personal time.
They eat afterward.
What is Ron doing with his tongue when he forces himself to fake a smile?
Maybe that's what they have to do before they fake a smile. We don't know - ours is natural - yeah - giggle
I wondered that too. Probably making sure there is no pudding still on his teeth before he attempts to smile.
It's a "lizard" thing, ya know?
I've only seen lizards do that ... I'm just sayin.
I think it's just a thing snakes do. They use their tongues to "taste" the air to track prey.
I love how that guy with his pants on fire literally does everything he can to not roll and prevent others from patting the fire out.
How do you watch these bachelor shows without getting nauseous and depressed?😢
how can you watch jimmy kimmel when he cried like b----th when aaron rodger called him out
@@markcortez5685 I’m sorry your dad treated you poorly. (Or your mom, but it’s statistically usually the dad.) you have a lot of love to give. Give some to the traumatized inner child. That kid inside you has to be fed love, to catch up to where it needs to he, to make you feel whole. Maybe for the first time in your life!? ❤️👍
The answer.
It’s not in an old book. It’s inside your head.
Person, Woman, Nikki, Nancy, TV.
😂😂😂😂
This is so hilarious!!!😂
Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 🤣
And folks will still vote for him!
@@CourageKarnga *Biden has entered the chat*
I can’t even stand to look at Trump!
Yup... I'm glad it's so easy to mute/fast forward past him
Same here! I'm trying to look away when he's on tv. Wish you good luck.😊
If watching on your phone, just tap the screen to skip 10sec while he's on. Been doing it for years
so you vote biden instead?
I feel the same way about Biden
I feel like I am living in an alternate universe where the US Constitution no longer matters and where criminals are no longer put in jail but put on a pedestal.
As somebody so eloquently remarked :
Shouldn't DeSantis be forced to carry on until full term? How is he allowed to abort after 6 weeks??
😂
Good one.
❤😂
@@franksinatra1977 not true. Check your facts.
Those brief clips from the bachelor validated my decision to never wasting a second of my time on that show.
Jimmy is one of the best comedians to signify about politicians & his skits are hilarious!
The smile compilation is brutal. I'll have nightmares.
DeSantis used his "Never Back Down PAC" platform to back down. About time he "woke" up.
Well done, Kimmel writing and special effects team. That Ron DeSantis "Repo men" bit was 110% top notch. Bravo!!!
What a weird thing Ron D does with his tongue before he smiles. 😮
President Obama never treated hecklers like that.
Most of the time, he was able to reason with them.
That's because he showed respect to people and didn't belittle them.
yep tons of respect for Putin and the CCP Barry was horrible and Brandon is worse
If I never see another clip from bachelor/bachelorette, it will be too soon.
Cringy, creepy, and the most vomit inducing stuff on tv. So happy to have never seen a single episode.
Now I just fastforwrd through Jimmys videos when theyre in it
You’re the best! Thank you for your massive support and standing up for democracy. 💛🧡🤍
Another gem!!😂😂 Drunk Donald Trump is always hysterical!!😂😂
*THAT* is really well done editing! Excellent job Kimmel staff on that Ron video.
Now DeSantis can refocus on turning Florida into a third world shithole I guess.
Dictionaries will be banned throughout the state ..it started in one school district
It is already, isn't it? Trump lives there. I rest my case ma Lud!
@@chrishewitt4220😂😂
if thats true why are so many liberals from california migrating there?
With him and trump, both living in Fla. he won't have to try hard at all.
It has gone from "I didn't do it", to "I didn't do anything wrong" to "I am immune."
How am I ever supposed to have a peaceful sleep again after seeing that nightmare inducing smile collage?
Jimmy you crack me up every day😂😂
Ron DeSantis has a personality of a speed bump.
No really? He’s more of a dust bunny 🤣
More like the sign warning you about the speed dump. You remember A Christmas story? Scut Farkus? The guy that was his toady? That's DeSantis.
Don’t insult speed bumps. Speed bumps at least serve a purpose
Snot Ron!
It always feels weird to see DeSantis... end of sentence! But it is also weird to see him try to act human so poorly. When he smiles, I half expect to see him unhinge his jaw and devour a journalist whole.
He's like the alien lizard person from the mini series from the 80s "v"
😂😂😂
The voters agree. Ronnie makes a poor excuse of attempting to appear human.
The AI of DT didn’t even need to be identified as fake! It was satisfying to watch, though. Thank-you for everything you do, Jimmy!
It’s the closest we’re ever going to get to the truth from trump !
Boy the Meatball sure looks like a robot in that "farewell" speech. So weird! You crack me up Jimmy! Love Drunk Trump episodes...of course he makes it SO easy!
Florida. Where political careers go to die.
Bolsonaro Simulator
Pathetic to have his wife on the verge of tears on how he supported her during her cancer treatment. Cringy.
Joe is moving there this year MAGA 2024
If you watch shows like the Bachelorette or the Bachelor, you seriously need to question your life choices.
Exactly right!
"Newsome is tall and has the smile of a movie star, DeSantis wears heals and has the forced smile of a serial killer"
- Bill Mahr
Trump wears high heels to appear taller. He should lay off those jokes on Ron. They both wear make up, girdles and high heels. It’s the GOP’s Drag Show running for president.
😂😂😂
Yea, that figures since everything is indeed projection.
"drag show"😂😂😂
But I thought the GQP hated anything adjacent to the LGBTQ community. Surely...
...ah, scratch that. "Rules for thee, not for me." Gotta keep reminding myself of their de facto mantra.
👏👏👏👏😂
I feel sorry for the people of Florida that they have to suffer two more years with that guy!!
Why is Ron's tongue between his teeth every time he opens his mouth to smile?
Yeah, his eyes don’t smile at all.
Not only did Churchill not say that, it’s from a 1938 Budweiser Ad.
Can’t beat woke, join them.
That’s hilarious 😂 I did not know that ♥️🇨🇦
It still blows my mind that Diaper Don was sobre during his entire presidency.
The Ron smiles 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
When DeSantis smiles it looks his brain is fighting with his mouth to cooperate.
Dude acts like The Terminator T-1000 when young John Conner tried to teach the robot how to smile.. It reminds me of Ron DeSantis forcing himself to smile..
It’s a robot thing.
😂😂😂
Desantis is making sure his dentures are stuck to his pallette before smiling. He doesnt want them to fall out
Palate. Sorry, man, it's just my thing.. spelling and stuff. ❤
hes forty five years old. why would he be wearing dentures at that age?
I've met people in their late 20s - early 30s already wearing/in need of dentures.@animal1nstinct394
Seems plausible, even at his age. Trump can barely keep his in his mouth sometimes! 😂
@@animal1nstinct394my dad been wearing dentures since he was in his 20s.
The desantis clip was hilarious !! Great video effects 😅
Mo-Ron Desantis looks like the real life Alfred E. Newman from MAD magazine...
Thank you Jimmy for keeping us (somewhat) sane. ❤
Thanks, Jimmy. Also, if Trump wins, he will terminate democracy and freedom of speech. This means no more Jimmy Kimmel. Vote BIDEN this November.
The Desantis skit is hilarious 😅😅
My brain couldn't cope with the nice words coming out of Trumps mouth at the end 🤣 love from Scotland x
You can tell that there is a person standing next to the camera that smiles to remind Deathsantis to smile.
Complements on the graphics of removing Ron’s high heels!
When Trump said “Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley…” you can TELL that he knew he wasn’t talking about the right woman, but he couldn’t figure out who that actually was, so he just went for it
He always doubles down on his mistakes. 'The oranges' is a good example.
"Look at the Oranges."
That's real brain damage, when you know you said something wrong and try to correct it but say the same wrong thing like three or four times in a row.
No.... He thought if he said her name 3 times she would appear
Dementia prolapse.
@@johnwells7566 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like ............
Jimmy, some people like to go to sleep after your show, WITHOUT Ron DeSantis' grimace haunting their dreams for eternity!
The funniest thing about Ron's little speech is that his Winston Churchill quote is actually from a budweiser commercial
Exactly! Bud should send a case of Bud lite to ron's house and thank him for endorsing him, by the way recording it the whole time so they can use it in a commercial.
Well Ron, now we know who the real lizard people are?
It's funny that Trump calls Ron DeSantis Ron DeSanctimonious when the meaning of Sanctimonious is- Making a show of being morally superior to other people. That sounds kind of like Trump.
I don't think that's funny, as that's been Trump's M.O. ever since he ran for president the first time: accusing others of his own crimes and shortcomings.
@@mikelytou I agree, I didn't mean it was the it makes me laugh type of funny. Honestly everything about him pisses me off.
Trump will act like a dictator and a fascist. Vote blue and encourage everyone you know to do the same.
With *rump every accusation is a confession!
They're about the same in that respect, I think.
Watching DeSantis attempt to formulate a smile that looks genuine reminds me of Dexter.
By throwing out that one person he reduced his crowd much further
"In case there's a Pilates emergency or something." Yes, yes, yes - this type of satirical non sequiter is exactly why I like Jimmy Kimmel's show so much.
I hadn't noticed the consistent lizard tongue smile thing before that montage.
On the other hand, I couldn't stop looking at it. 😂
It’s disgusting.
If I saw someone do that in person I’d take off running.
Looking at this individual, Donald J Trump, now and back when he masqueraded as president, is embarrassingly shameful. 🇺🇲💯💙
The Desantis repo clip and smiling part killed me lmao
You make my life complete Jimmy that was the best thing I’ve seen for a long time. Keep up the good work
Thanks for the laughs tonight Jimmy! 💖
Even a flopping fish has more charisma than Meatball Ron 😁👍
Snot Ron!
Best policies we ever had in Florida. Charisma is for the fake people you vote for. lol
I hope someone clips that Trump bit and shares it on all social media platforms lol Please!!
The trump AI-pology was weirdly satisfying!
We all know it would, could never happen…because he’s a narcissist…
but still satisfying!
Thank you, Jimmy ❤️
the most striking thing about Trump confusing Nikki Haley for Nancy Pelosi is he also confused the national guard call up for August 7th 2020, with what he did not do on January 6.
That smile is bloody creepy 😂😂
I don't know what his tongue is doing....
Hell I'd like to know too. Trying to act human is hard😅
That's a DENTURES SMILE!!!! omg, how did I not see this before? ron is checking his dentures with his tongue before he smiles. he's pushing up on them with his tongue. I never noticed until you compiled them.
The head bob and the tongue flick are what make the smile.
Watch Ron's tongue whenever he smiles. It's like he's checking to make sure his dentures are in place. He reminds me of wonder woman checking to make sure her tiara and golden belt was in place after changing on the 70s tv show. 🤣😁
Anybody see how DeSantis flicks his tongue before smiling, definitely a lizard person.
How much were you paid to say that? Sorry you lost.
@@namkid20 didn't know I got paid for this, lucky me✌️
That Desantis creepy smile reel is the stuff of nightmares... Serial killer vibes...
You've really gotta make his mouth look more like a filthy bung hole 🕳 to make it more accurate. Love the show. Thank you for all your enlightening commentary, Jimmy. ❤
This was a great episode! 👏👏👏
Jason Kelce, THE MACHINE!!
And now my favorite show, Jimmy Kimmel Live,😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
3:12 they really got some Rhodes scholars for the bachelorettes😂
That is a look of pain/ constipation/social discomfort!
Who knew more truth comes out of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue than a lot of news sources.
You must be a bot
Name one that wasn't in the news or lied about!
WTAF is up with DuhSantis and his tongue??? He can't make his crappy smile without making a show of tugging his tongue from between his teeth!
AI is not yet advanced far enough to allow a robot to feel real joy.
Maybe it will be fixed with a software update.
Farewell and goodbye, Ron "Bobblehead" 😅
I was in the studio for this taping was so much fun
The DeSantis clips were fire.. Amazing work
Trump's deepfake - head explodes. That's the most lucid, complete sentence speaking, all English 60 seconds that I have EVER heard from this guy. I felt like I had dropped into a parallel universe.
They forgot to add that suggestive looking weird neck-wattle/flaps that Trump has above his tie's knot.
send over list of Biden's records as Pres. I will help you record inflation record illegals record drug deaths now you continue
It really displays the difference between narcissists (like Trump) and non-narcissists (who have empathy and are able to genuinely apologize for their wrongdoings).
@franksinatra1977 Started off with cleaning up after Trump's abysmally horrible decisions to mishandle an epidemic, give huge tax breaks, spend huge amounts to support his hotels, levy tariffs that necessitated paying huge sums to corporate farms... get it straight. There's a global economic crisis.
The syphilis is in his brain and it’s making him insane
I love it when Guillermo does the intro! 💙💙💙
👏👏👋👋 Bye bye Ron De-Saster LoL!! TY Jimmy Kimmel! 💖💖
An other unpaid rallies Trump leave taxpayers with 😅
DeSantis has to be the happiest guy to ever suspend his campaign, can tell he was relieved when it was over. I'll bet he learns to smile better in 4 years : )
But will he ever learn to keep his tongue in his mouth while doing it?
He's never been a Stable Genius. But has always been the Southbound end of a Northbound Mule.
The smile certainly says it all.
Before he declared his bid for the presidency, DeSantis changed the legislation in Florida so that he didn’t have to resign as governor in order to run. So in Florida we are still stuck with this insane idiot in charge for two more years. Florida used to be such a cool place to live. He’s made it pretty awful.
"Insane idiot", perfect description of DeSanta.
Maybe a meteor will land in The Villages and he will lose enough votes not to get re-elected.
You have my sincere but worthless sympathy. I hope the voters will have had enough by the time they get another chance to put human beings in office.
Isn't that something that should go b4 the voters? File a lawsuit.
@@jwh475ezcHe can’t be reelected. He is term limited out after he completes his final two years. You lucky Florida people.
See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!
How much were you paid to say that? It’s not Wildd it’s fake. Sorry you lost
@@namkid20 "Wah! My orange king is getting picked on and is going to prison! Wahhh!"
@@Mark_Brooks The "Orange Jesus" 🍊
@namkid20
You're good at unintentional irony, lol.
@@namkid20you lost a long time ago. The good news is you could wake up and realize you are a puppet and step off the Trump crime train.
The DeSick smile will not be missed.
When he smiles, Ron DeSantis looks like Homelander... 😳