Trump and Biden Square Off at the Mexico Border, Don Jr’s Most Preposterous Lie Yet & Gimme Five!
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- Two different people are claiming to be chairs of the Michigan Republican Party, Biden and Trump are both scheduled to visit the border in Texas on Thursday, Donny is taking every chance he gets to beat the drum about not having enough water in our faucets and washing machines, a team wearing hazmat suits was dispatched to Donald Jr’s house because he got a letter in the mail that contained an “unidentified” white powder and we play America’s favorite game, Gimme Five!
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Signs of a psychopath
• behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others.
• unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong.
• extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
• extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
• no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
Yep, Trump!
A perfect description of one Donald J Trump.
All criteria Trump has!
Litteraly Trump in all ways
Sounds like me ex and GOP's presidential candidate Trump!
It sickens me to hear that creep talking about water and how important it is to have even AFTER what he did to Sweet Molly in Scotland.
So gross! His full diaper is likely the least disgusting thing about him.
Yes! I just commented the same thing! More people need to hear about this! Trump, what a piece of work. I wish I had the link to the documentary about her. I thought it was Mary, now I feel bad. Thanks for posting about this.
It's disgusting how he treated Molly. And you're right.
What did he do?
Had her water access taken away when he built his golf course in Scotland
@@ricaard watch."you've been trumped"
I burst out laughing when all the press started talking at once, and Biden smiled. I could not zone in on even one of them speaking.
Bingo. It shows he has mastered the art of presiding over toddler birthday parties 🎉
Some people are saying it's a recording
OHJB has seen it all. He is a literal national treasure.
pab45 would have yelled at them. Something like, -- Don't you know who your speaking to, or I'm the President, have some respect.
He would have been right in his sentiment (this time) but his outburst would have been so funny 😂
He looks at them and wonder " when do they take their static and LEAVE?"
"I let them have water" What the hell is he mumbling about? He couldn't complete several sentences
He is literally claiming to be god now, so who knows?
I let the rest of you eat cake too.
@@bluebook709In Trumps case, cheeseburgers.
titusrider7948, he himself doesn't know what he's saying 🤣🤣🤣
A chore challenge? This is a man who doesn't know how an umbrella works. I'm here for it!
The black man, who calls him hero, 😂😂😂😂😂😂I think they are saying, “you are a ZERO!”
There is no way in hell that that is true!😂😂
The real racism just came out LOL
He _thought_ the black man said that DJTJ was his hero, but in reality the black guy was just trying to get paid for the coke.
Journalists: *scream all at once at Joe Biden*
I'm 34 and even I can't understand what they're all screaming? Toddlers are more coherent than white house journalists.
It was a Pre-recorded "Audience" response.
Journalist used to know how to be respectful and take their turns. I guess they skipped kindergarten.
Because he ALWAYS says he will come back later to take their questions but never does!
@@MW97058who would
They weren't Whitehouse journalists.
The fact that someone like trump can get more than 10% of the vote in any election angers and saddens me.
Come on America. We have to do better.
Its his base~(they wont leave him).....
The fact that supposedly 81 million Americans voted for a criminal with dementia saddens me. Without a doubt, my family did better under Trump's administration. Imagine how well the country would have been if the Democrats hadn't wasted the Country's time with bogus impeachments.
@@DiamondWarehouseAhhh ignorance from a tRumpanzee .. how accurate.
I suspect cheating.
They totally brainwashed my 84 yr old mother so she watched nothing but Fox News and she was scared up until she died this past Thanksgiving! Fox News is doing horrible things to innocent trusting vulnerable people!
WHITE POWDER MOVEMENT omg the writers are killin it
To those saying cats aren't slippery, you've clearly never tried to catch one that didn't want to be caught
The guy that wrote all that was a slippery cat. 😜
@@cosmicraysshotsintothelightespecially if he was covered in soap.
Why would operatives help and facilitate the presidency for djt? They can keep it amongst themselves. Why a half decade delay after delay when verdicts could take a week????
To be a hero, you have to do something. Anything. DJTJ has never done anything for anyone else.
Well, he murdered some innocent wildlife, so there's that....
Regarding Trump and loading laundry... from what I have heard.. he doesn't even wipe his own dumpster.
I doubt he can reach back there.
I miss the "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel"! Bring it back please!
Sick joke. This family is just so outrageous 🤬🤮 I’m 50 and have lived but I am truly shocked at this never ending nightmare.
A bit of Jimmy kimmel 1st in morning gets the blood pulping with laughter, from Scotland cheers JImmy
Same. 🇳🇱
Jimmy is bordering on a comic genius. What’s not to ❤️ love.
How nice it was for someone to send Don jr his drug of choice in an envelope 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would love to be a fly stuck in the katchup when the Hazmat crew told him it was just his newest order of coke.
Well he left that stash in the WH so it was a thoughtful gesture. :)))
HAD to be cut.....lol...
I want to see him clean a toilet and scrub a tub!😂😂
He might get a chance to do it really soon wearing an orange jump suit
One can only hope 🤔@@rebeldarr301
esp a tub because you need balance and strength leaning over a tub to get it done well.
Jailhouse chores are coming!!!
OH YES!!!! That would be priceless!
Trump didn't pay his water bill, thats why he has no water!!😂😂😂
Water is on his mind because his tenents are always complaining about shoddy service from his property managers.
🤣🤣🤣
Wuddah
@@Seanjrambow he is beyond a wash, he is so far into the stink that skunks are offended.
Trump has the best water the wettest water
When you find a white powder in Don Jrs house, you do not need to call the Haz Mat people. You need to call the DEA. His septum sounds like it is totally deteriorated
Hahahaha
If he's so upset about water, he should go to counties in the USA that don't have potable water..
Aparantly Trump never took a shower. He just stood in one once. He didn't know you had to turn the knob.
Maybe a golden shower?
@@redleezure7088 Noice! Came to make the same comment, and you beat me to it (with a Forbes magazine)
He kept clapping his hands - he thought it operated like a clapper for the lights !
he only gets golden showers
He turned it on by thinking about it
Don Jr. is taking a page out of Dad’s picture book with the “black guys came up to me. Big black guys, strong black guys. Tears in their eyes. And they said to me ‘you’re my hero Don Jr.’”
LOL 😂😂😂
“White lines matter “, Don Jr talking on AWM24X was great! Happy for the headsup
Americans and the Trump thing really being the world down. *he ain't going to jail or anything.*
That vanilla or chocolate, ice cream?
love the freudian slip there. yes, that cocaine will get you in jail first lol
Looks like Donnie Junior got to the white powder before the boys in the hazmat suits.
The Tucker comment, that was slipped in with the wash, was brilliant! Please vote. 🗳💙🇺🇸
I let em have water for toilets,showers and dishwashers 😂💀🤦♂️
It’s crazy😂
Trump: Yea without me, there would be no water for my people. Without me they couldn’t flush toilets or wash clothes in washing machines…. Reelect me because only I can give you water!!!
Trump: and you couldn’t eat without me because only I can give you water for dishwashers.
If I was Biden, I’d laugh at the press in amazement too.
He laughs at clouds and imaginary people so wouldn’t be surprised
@@JohnnyDelco Biden would run laps around your tik tok maga brain. Sad!
@@JohnnyDelco I don't think so. The press act like looney's.
@@DH-xm3hc no I do. We all do. We clearly see him completely out of it every time he speaks. Total embarrassment 🤦🏽♂️
@@JohnnyDelcoOf course you do little Jonny, how was your day at outpatients?
I would happily bet my entire life that NO black men have ever come up to Trump Jr and called him their hero.
You know he crosses the street when he sees a black person walking towards him..
They called him a zero. He didn't hear it right
Nobody gonna take that bet. 😂
crazy thing is it probably has happened more than once. look up blacks for trump pages
No one has ever called him their hero. He’s never accomplished anything in life.
Jr blown out of his mind again as usual.
@randy7003 that's cokey jr right there
"The apple doesn't fall far from the orange." 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I don't think there's ever any white powder being "unidentified" when it comes to Speedy Jr
He tried it before he called them. No... he was the one who sent it so he could point fingers at the left.
Your DJTJ impression is very good and will keep me laughing every time I hear that fool. Ty! 😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😁
Loved that Biden fireplace gag. So good! 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇬🇧
Trump should also be sent to a grocery store to buy a loaf of bread, making sure he has some sort of ID! 😄
🤣🎯💯
рutin, хi, Kim Jоng, Iгаniаn Mullаhs, еvеn Mаduго, еvеn hоuthis with stingегs оn dоnkеys - еvегyоnе is just wiрing thеiг fееt оn bidеn. hе is the lаughing stосk оf this wогld
He could take his mugshot 😮
But first he needs to complete his driving tests, to acquire his own ID.
Every store asks for your ID. "Do you have our card", soon you will need to be IDed before you can get in.
"White powder movement" is a masterpiece of jokecraft
I REALLY miss that hilarious segment "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live"...
Trump is deranged. So embarrassing.
He’s going to win for a third time in November
It's starting to feel like an episode of the twilight zone again.
The Brainwashing of Americans to h.ate their own Country has been a tremendous success for outside foreign interests who infiltrated America's Education and Media Systems.
How's he gonna do that if he didn't win a 2nd time? @@Hahaha-wb9wl
We love Trump here in 🇬🇧 we respect leaders with courage and balls!
Biden’s awesome! He just starts laughing and smiles through it. Classy man. Rather have his age and experience, and his advisors, any day!!
Tell me you hate America without telling me you hate America.
@@jrider9168 Okay; "I have not yet seen evidence of massive vote fraud from the 2020 election, and it seems as if none exists despite years of searching."
@@jrider9168ok I’ll bite. Trump
Trump IN prison 2024!🇺🇸
What crimes did he commit?
All of them.
@@frankaq3951, such as?
@@frankaq3951 Indeed!
LOTS but cultist see nothing@@ParadoxicalContinuum
Trump Jr wants his own version of 'big man, strong man, tears in his eyes...' BS that Don does 😂😂😂😂😂
I love the fact that Haley is staying in the race out of sheer spite! Go, Nikki, go!
That's just childish
I don't think Don Jr has a single brain cell left.
I don't think he had any in the first place, TBH
He let Whirlpool have water? What does that even mean????
For what it's worth, The Trump administration did create a new regulatory class of machines (including washing machines) that were excluded from water conservation measures. Critics say it only backfired and made it take longer to wash clothes. It was repealed by Biden administration anyway.
No worries. His supporters aren’t capable of deconstructing anything. They probably don’t even listen.
One of his dope crew told him that in order for a whirlpool to work, it has to have water. Trump is very, very, VERY UNintelligent.
@@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 😂😂😂💙💙💙
“Hey man…you’re my hero”
Said no black man ever
Thank you Jimmy for the facts please keep up the great job!🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
Don Jr saying he flies a lot. That figures, is there ever a time he isn't high?
Like father, like son - liars, both of thsm.
What has Jr. done for anyone, ever?
Like father like son, one's a crack addict the other( mr president) can't even talk and eat ice cream at the same time. Maybe he can eat ice cream with the help of
Jill
@@kjm3610wrong family you are describing EX President Trump & Don Jr. get your 💩 together 🤡
I think you misspelled Biden
@@jrider9168Theres not enough space in a comment to list the many things that Biden has DONE for the public, STARTING with a PLAN to minimize the deadly effects of COVID infection. Theres also not enough room to list the examples of unmitigated HARASSMENT that Hunter Biden has been subjected to. He has helped Americans understand how your own laptop can be fraudulently used against you, for example.
The only thing Donnie mixes more than names he should know is prescription medications.
Joe doesn't even know how to get to the Drug store on his own,
@@kjm3610 Sure he does! He hops in that sweet Corvette, pushes in his favorite Three Dog Night 8-track, dons the shades, and when he gets there he has to wait in the car until "Shambala" finishes before turning it off and going inside. Nice!
DJ sounds like a cartoon character!
Don Folio could never figure out how to load a dishwasher or run a vacuum
It is the Dumbiolis effect.
Trump doesn't even clean his own backside. He's got stage crew for that
Toilet cleaner brush with long handle.
Yes Jimmy! Tony from gimme 5 should be part of the Jimmy Kimmel Live cast! He is Hilarious!😂🎉🎉
Trump hates his plumbing because he's his own landlord.
рutin, хi, Kim Jоng, Iгаniаn Mullаhs, еvеn Mаduго, еvеn hоuthis with stingегs оn dоnkеys - еvегyоnе is just wiрing thеiг fееt оn bidеn. hе is the lаughing stосk оf this wогld
No its because his hair raccoon escaped again thats why he hates plumbing lol
when trump said you have to flush the new toilets 10 times he was talking about himself because when you ARE the biggest turd in America you do have to flush 10 times.
@estebanfrisch2536: the only time Flump ever used a washing machine was to launder money,!!.😂 🇮🇪 Vote Blue forever, from the top down and middle out. 😎
Are you referring to Melania, as opposed someone he just rents?
The man cannot even close an umbrella!
Jimmy’s impression of DJTJ’s weird voice was spot on 😂😂😂
Love you Jimmy
Imagine
The free press trump wants imprisoned shouting like that at President Biden angers me so much
Reading your statement I cannot figure out if you're pro Biden (good), or pro Trump (evil)...though you sound undecided...😶
@fishcraycray357 yeah, I'm about half President Biden's age and I couldn't understand a single word of what they were screaming. Doesn't change the fact that the conservative jackals are gonna say that his nonresponse is their so-called "proof".
I love how in DJTJs fantasy, he makes sure to tell these alleged black men that he definitely didn’t try to do anything to help them!
Cats are, indeed, slippery. Especially if they know it’s time for medicine.
Don Jr. just watched the new Curb episodes and was like, "Hey, that's me! Also, have you met my live-in Black friend, Tim Scott!"
I miss the "Previously, on Jimmy Kimmel Live" start to these videos...did we run out of clips?
With the internet? I doubt it 😛
Probably some executive trying to get people to watch the show on TV instead by withholding content.
Donny Jr: Black Men Come Up To Me With Tears In Their Eyes… 😂😂😂
He doesn’t seem to understand that the CUSTOMER PAYS FOR THIER OWN WATER… It’s not like you get free water for life with the purchase of an item that uses water. I can’t anymore.. 🤦♂️
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For what it's worth, The Trump administration did create a new regulatory class of machines (including washing machines) that were excluded from water conservation measures. Critics say it only backfired and made it take longer to wash clothes. It was repealed by Biden administration anyway.
Trump would never know if a washing machine uses water or not.
Funny a guy who doesn't take hygiene seriously is so concerned about water pressure.
Cats are slippery. Try to hold one that doesn't want to be held. They all have the ability to override gravity and texture
Gimme Five makes every one smile 😀😃😄😁 ..lovely game.
2:02 I swear if I were someone to whom reporters just asked questions all at the same time like this, I would just sit there until the cacophony just simmered down to a halt. I would seriously just let them keep going on and on until time really was up and then I would walk out.
He seems to miss the whole point of water conservation. EVERYONE will be without enough water to wash their clothes if we don’t conserve water.
That's why he smells like crap, because hes conserving water....😅
Yes water is slippery. The molecules of water don’t stick together.
That's what ruins the magnets
Or why boats go through the water, & fish, and why it flows in pipes. Skis on snow(frozen water). No one said grease or oil either.
5 things that are slippery: Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, and Lara Trump.
Donnie complains it takes five times as much water to shower.
He fails to mention that his body is five times larger and that's why his showers take longer.
He fails at simple equations as well.
Ombre (ohm brey) is how colors fade into one another in hairstyling.
4:30 Don't let Mar-A-Lardo hear you about offering to pay him money. For *_anything._* Apparently he needs several hundred million dollars by next week or so. He might actually take you up on that if he can't defraud the RNC in time.
There was no distinction between objectively slippery and figuratively slippery so i would say that, yes, a cat is slippery. The first thing that came to my mind was politicians.
And toilets that you have to flush 17 times! 😂
*The meaning of OMBRÉ is having colors or tones that shade into each other.*
As if Mar-a-Lardo would be able to play pickleball! Hilarious Jimmy...
Don jr. Is like his tratior dad, losers. Thank you JIMMY KIMMEL❤❤❤you 😊😊😊
You know, Donnie, if you pay your water bill, then you will *actually* have water for your dishwasher, shower, and sink.
Water is the new Oil, if you own & control it and it's supply ...
Ombré is when a colour fades slowly, and it’s not just for hair, Jimmy. 😂🇬🇧
It tickled me he knew nothing of this word! 😂
I’d never heard of it either….. I thought of hombre
Kudos to the graphic department.....awesome fire !
Oh I thought they was real…….. LOL
@@Erin.56 That is the BEST compliment you can give them :)
When last were the shower heads and filters cleaned on the end of the pipes at Mar-a-largo. Easy fix to what may appear be low water pressure.
Who ever did the special effects with the fireplace That was a cool effect.
05:00 The Trump Challenge--- VERY funny! A lotta ❄️❄️❄️ goes into a bit like that! ⛷️
What on earth will the coke brothers do when they don't have any more money, and the stash dries up? I don't think I have ever seen a 78 year old go through cold turkey. Could that be what we are seeing now?
Honestly at this point I don't think we'd even notice the government shut down.
The camera loves Lexi 8:40 - Get her an agent :)
Jr Needs a program!
"They come to me and say 'SIR!' With tears running down their faces...." Which Donald am I? Happening now more than ever = never
I almost thought this game was “guess who’s high” for a second lol
Whirlpool doesn’t need any water rights To run their business, Don
meatball don runs to the border bc he thinks there’s chalupas there.
Define " mindless cacophany " .Do they honestly expect anyone to hear , let alone answer through that cacophany.
When was the last time Trump did the laundry? I thought the water is for the washing process, not for the factories, I didn't know the apliance factories don't have enough water, but now Trump gave them the water they needed. I'm so glad!
Oh he's back on sinks and showers, an old classic
Thanks, Jimmy, you’ve great!
“The apple doesn’t fall far from the orange” 😂😂😂
What a despicable family! They have absolutely no redeeming qualities.