Trump Puts His Greasy Fingers All Over the RNC & a Stingray Pregnant with a Baby Shark?!
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- Опубліковано 19 чер 2024
- Today is Mardi Gras and a high school kid in Louisiana is raising awareness that beads are not good for the environment, the Waste Management Phoenix Open was a total disaster, Reese’s the beloved peanut butter cup company put out a special product for Valentine’s Day, the Super Bowl this year was the most-watched television program of all-time, Marshawn Lynch was in Vegas for the game greeting Niners fans after the game, Trump is trying to get the trial related to the mess he made on January 6thmoved until after the election, he gave a big endorsement to his daughter-in-law Lara Trump, and we talk to BJ Ramer from an aquarium in North Carolina to find out how a stingray got pregnant with a baby shark.
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The Petty estate should sue for defamation.
I agree
That would be so petty.
Lol ! @@TheGuyBehindTheGuy
That comment was @@TheGuyBehindTheGuy
Send a Message to Putin, VOTE Blue America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Mayorkas got impeached
I'll do my part
Are you serious that's gonna sound threatening to him?
@@user-up6mn8cp8u Who does Putin want to win?
@@Omni0404i mean slightly, trumps better for him because I believe Donald wouldn’t likely care about what happens here in Russia. But either way president Putin is as unhinged as he is determined so wouldn’t likely change any outcomes
“The last time they mated a stingray with a shark, we got KellyAnne Conway”😂
LOL
What is M T G crossed with I wonder, I can see the horse gene.
@@glenwilson4168 LOL
@@glenwilson4168OK, you hooked me. I don't see equine features, but perhaps some plioocene epoch characteristics. Very cavewoman-like.
@@glenwilson4168the crypt keeper
Vote Biden/Harris SAVE DEMOCRACY FOR THE FUTURE 💙
Given the fact that Donald Trump is accusing the Democrats of wanting to re-name Pennsylvania, I'm about 99% certain that Donald himself wants to re-name Pennsylvania. 🤔
Definitely vote blue.
Save it from what? Do you even think what you talk about? Look at the damage Biden has caused to the economics, and Harris always says some unintelligible bullshit
@@jonathanconnor7920Sure, vote for the invasion and inflation
What future😭 it's gonna be the same future no matter who wins
neither
Hey Lara, I got something for ya: "Don't come around here no more!" "Give it up! STOP!"
Sigh...that's my all-time favorite best Tom Petty song💓😅
My favorite is free falling
Some amazingly comfortable Petty vibes going on here. If ya don't mind, I'm just gonna soak in the ambiance for a bit. 😊
Despite many Republicans boycotting the Super bowl, it still was the most watched TV program ever
VOTE BLUE ALL THE WAY!💙🛩️💙🛩️💙🛩️💙
Tom Petty's estate has sent more than one "cease and desist" letter.
This effing family! Ugh!!!
President Joe Biden: Aged 81.
Mugshot Don: 91 Criminal charges.
Nah. I’m voting for Joe.
I'm voting blue 💙
Lol!
President Biden;
age: 81
indictment: 0
economy: Bidenomics booming continuously
works for: American people and a safe and democratic America
Trump;
age:77
indictment: 91 very serious treasonous
very treasonous
economy & unemployment: the worst in
American history
works for: himself, and the dictators Putin Xi, Orban, Kim
That’s just few of the contrast with the 2, i definitely will vote for President Biden, he’s a man of honor and integrity, he won’t let America and Americans fell into dictatorship, and he’s not for top 1% rich people that screw up the poor!
Vote President Biden, vote Blue top to bottom to restore sanity in congress so we the people can live peacefully💙💙💙 God Bless America and God Bless us💙💙💙
I'd rather have a different choice, but no matter what I'd never, ever, vote for trump again.
Throwing your vote away!
25 billion on valentines. But don't want to send money to Ukraine. If corporate america were smart they should sponsor Ukraine. "save Democracy by candy for your special one" "Democracy bar. covered in delicious chocolate with a center of Democracy " "Democracy never Tasted This Good" Please feel free use and support Ukraine.
Excellent ideas!
You sir, have a future career in marketing. Slava Ukraini!! 🇺🇦
Unfortunately corporate America supports Trump so that is not likely to happen.
@@tuxcats8518 America is not the only country making candy.
Corporate America cares about profits.
By positioning themselfs politically, they might diminish their sells. Don't expect them to do that.
Laura is a very hateful person. Have you heard her.
She sure can NOT sing! Ick--and I'm tone deaf!
She fits then
@@Lily-wp8ol Tom Petty rolling in his grave after that singing.
If I had to look at Eric and her face all the time, I’d be hateful too.
Hateful….yes my ears are really hurting
I genuinely hope Tom Petty's family sues them, a cease and desist ain't enough.
Trump doesn't need Taylor Swift, he has Ted Nugent, Vanilla Ice and Roseanne 😂😂😂😂😂
I saw Ted Nugent in 1976. He was so loud the ear could discern no music, only a loud buzz. I was in the tenth row and it was like a bomb going off jumbling my innards. People around me were literally getting sick from the impact. I played in a metal band myself and was wearing earplugs and still had hearing loss days later. Ted Nugent was closest to the explosion every night for years. He is shell shocked. He is brain damaged like a boxer knocked out too many times. Like an old football player hit in the head for ten years Ted Nugent lost his mind a long time ago.
Don't forget Kid Rock!
🤣🤣🤣
It’s like the worst blunt rotation you could imagine.
Your Priceless 🎉😂❤😂
Mtg!
VOTE BLUE AMERICA!!
BIDEN/HARRIS 2024!! 💙💙
Biden sucks for a democratic candidate
I got a better idea. Stop thinking the two party system is the only way
No
not gunna happen overnight, til then lets unite against christian nationalism, mk? mk. @@quirkyMakes
@@quirkyMakes, Bless your heart. I got a better idea, Don't like my comment? Be mature enough to scroll pass it.
Btw, isn't begging for immunity an admission of guilt? 🔑🔒
Yes!
In 2020 the family of Tom Petty already gave Trump a cease and desist order forbidding them from using his works because Tom Petty would hate them. His family should do it again
True dat 💙😎👍💯🇺🇸
I 2nd that!
Twice? That might be a bit... _Petty_
It would be nice to see Lara “at the gates of hell.” And yes, Petty’s family should sue that smirk off her face.
They have zero respect
Was that TRUMP ROLLING DOWN THE GOLF COURSE?
It was!!
😂
well trump spent 2/3 of his 1st term in the golf course so its possible
Good one
trump fought the ramp and the raaaamp won.
Tom Petty is FURIOUS in heaven.
And his heart is broken.
All day, in Heaven, it's hard to deal with his pain from the Laura cover version. But the waking is the hardest part.
But he won't be back down ... to fix it.
Why would a rock star be in heaven? Did he give away all his wealth & follow Christ? Did he get a camel through the eye of a needle?
My ears will never recover.
@Davehandelman. You don't know much about heaven. Noone is angry there. Nothing but happiness
@@arthurunknown8972thank you Arthur. The see people don't know a thing about Heaven. They need to read the Bible
During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable.
It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.
I heard about that back in 2016. Sadly, it made his cult worship him even more.
This needs to be made more widely known.
@@spacelemur7955Unfortunately, it wouldn’t do any good. Irrational people can’t be swayed by rational arguments. Those of us who find this information concerning are not going to vote for him anyway.
How blind we were
Explains why he may have appointed Judge Aileen Cannon.
Google her Husband Josh Lorence.
He's pals with New York Columbo Crime family member John Rozatti.
All friends together...
Asking for immunity is a confession.
Congratulations !!🍾🎈🎉🎊 New York 😅
Congratulations!!! America 🇺🇸 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Anybody who's voting for Donald Trump must see a head doctor and not the one that you see on the street corner
I think MAGAs need to get sober
Let's go Brandon?
OMG I laughed so hard, I almost peed my pants! Now that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
It's surprising Trump picked Lara to chair the GOP when Mike Lindell is ready to go.
😂
He’d have to crawl out of the claw machine.
Don’t forget Scott Baio 😂
Not to mention kid rock and John Daley.
Mobsters need to keep it all, $$$/CONTROL, in the family.
I can't imagine Tom Petty would be too happy with Laura Trump "singing" his song.
Is that what she was tring to do? Bless her heart.
I like how you used quotes.
@@gary-rr7jp…Dang it Gary! You beat me to it!
That was for sure DISGUSTING.
Don't do Tom like that.
I’m voting Blue in 2024.
🔥💙🔥
Tanny Soprano 🤣🤣🤣 best one yet!!!
Didn't Petty's heirs threaten to sue? I'd sue for defamation for that rendition alone.
Man, golf crowds have changed.😯
It was co-opted by a MAGA sedition rally.
Can you imagine Trump doing his bing bong dance to Laras song. I'm not sure who would be the bigger embarrassment.
It would be so embarrassing and nauseating 🤢
Together they would be just the Biggest Embarrassment Ever I tell ya they would be so big, the biggest I've ever seen. Separate not so much not so much... Yeah, AI could have some fun with that.
Biden would be
Stingray guy was hilarious 😂😂
8:08
Did you hear that? It's the sound of Tom Petty's gravestone cracking.
That woman should not sing in public
The entire trump family have 0 qualifications.
You’re being generous!
Oh be fair, 91 indictments have to count doe something?
He has the quality of being on the minds of people who hate on him 24/7/365.
I think it’s way below zero
THANK YOU NY !!!🎊🎉💙🇺🇸🎉🎊
Laura Trump: "Not a Muppet! Not a Muppet! You're the Muppet!"
Trump definitely wants his daughter in law to be over it. It makes it far more easier and quicker to take all the donors money for Trump's legal fees, his children legal fees, Malania hair stylist, his accomplaints legal fees and E. Jean Carroll.
Orange makeup, depends, ketchup and hairspray.
There still won't be enough for Letitia James!
Well, not *ALL* the money; the pennies will be properly well spent.
He will never pay Ms. Carroll
@@amiechumbler8561she will get, at minimum 5 million as Trump had to post 100% of the settlement to appeal. That deposit is held by the court. If he appeals the second case, he must post 83 million. 😮 One of the cool quirks of NY civil court.
Change the name of Pennsylvania? Is Trump on drugs?
Yes. Google "White House pill mill report".
Exactly. Like where the F does he come up with this 💩? And his audience just nods along in agreement. 🤦
Yes...
Yes, Cocaine!
Stimulants, according to reports.
What in the Happy Gilmore was going on at that golf open, LMAO. Carl Weathers smiling from heaven
Mayorkas got impeached
BTW, the man doing Sylvester Stallone french voice for decades died yesterday.
Yeah. Real classy.
Thats life in Phoenix/Scottsdale when golf arrives there. Its a sad mess.
GOP special fans.
I live in Harrisburg and that Convict45 rally was a mile from my house, blocking up traffic. It was fitting that a pickup truck with his crap all over it was broken doen on the entrance ramp to the highway ( that is where the Farm Show complex, where it was held during the Outdoorsman Show is located ). As I just mentioned, it was done on a day that guarranteed he would get his target population to attend: The Outdoorsman Show. This event draws in all the hicks from miles around into one small area, and BOOM, there you go, instant low thinking follower base.
Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo are the best show on earth! Just naturally hilarious❤❤❤
Vote Blue blue !!! 💙 💙💙
That golf tournament looked insane, I’ve seen frat parties at 3AM that would’ve looked civil by comparison. Where is that?!
The tournament was in Scottsdale AZ
Why do you want to know?
Mar a Lardo. 😂
So has Marshawn❤
@@jocelynnowen3078 I just saw that. No one's gonna "FU!" back at him, even though he's got the Dad Bod now, he's still The Beast.
All those golf fans shouting WE WANT BEER ! 🍺
If they're not careful, they might end up as Supreme Court Judges.
Hilarious
The only sting ray at the aquarium is pregnant.
Jeff Goldblum: Life, uh, finds a way.
Brenda said bite marks are an indicator of mating in sharks, as sharks bite during the mating process - and Charlotte had several bites on her fin edges.
Ramer said Charlotte is carrying up to four pups and could deliver at any time. DNA testing will likely be conducted on the pups after birth to determine whether they are a mixed breed or are, indeed, clones of their mother.
Well done! 👏 loved Jurassic Park!
Some species of reptiles reproduce asexually via parthenogenesis but require sexual behaviour to stimulate the process. Maybe the same is true of some sting rays.
Lara Trump's face is absolutely terrifying
Strong competition for Laura Loomer, another of Trump's sycophants, complete with swollen, frozen face.
Just right for a Trump bride! 😱
Yeah that is why he made the Janice Muppet reference...
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Shouldn’t disrespect that muppet like that she looks more like Kelly Anne😅😅😅
Laura Trump IS Janice from the Muppets! Scary..
No!
If the lips match, wear 'em😜🤣
She looks just like it. 😂😂
Omg, that stingray guy was hysterical!
That skit actor is hilarious. Based on his facial expressions, I think he also played the angry baby last season.
He was WONDERFUL. I loved he kept up the spelling jokes.
It just got funnier and funnier the longer it went!
Admit it... THIS is the most excitment we've EVER seen at a golf tournament.🤣
Heartwarming to see that Marshawn Lynch has plenty of F's to give. Lots of people don't give any at all.
Heck ya!! Go Marshawn!!❤
😂😂😂
Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump, who has been handpicked to become the next co-chair of the Republican National Committee (RNC) by her father-in-law, has announced her plans for the Republican Party if she were to assume the role following current RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel’s departure: give all the RNC’s money to Donald Trump.
I thought that the reason GOP is broke was because Donald was already sucking up all the donations.
Lara is the most dangerous familie member of Trumps familie, she is manipulative and raffiniert, unlike the rest of them. She is only after money, like the rest of them
Sounds great. Would be the end of that party for a long time.
Co-chair with who?
Nepotism much?
A stingray having an immaculate conception? Is this the Sturgeon Mary?
IRL LOL.
@willie. "Borrowed" from Stephen Colbert, earlier tonight.
@@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq Actually, Seth Meyers🤗
That was a Colbert joke just last night lol
It was Seth. He cracked up at the visual he had!
LAURA TRUMP? Why not? They already pay Melonoma to pick out flowers as a consultant while making sure
she has a new wardrobe and hair extensions. Anything, to continue the family grift. 😅
The odds of Lauren Boebert straightening up the Tower of Pisa are much higher than Mugshot Don getting re-elected.
Be careful...stranger things have happened...have we forgotten how we got here in the first place? 2016 ring a bell?
Don't dismiss the possibility of Trump winning again. He's doing well in the polls, too well for anyone to get complacent.
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s
He will get 74 million votes. We already know that. If Biden's 81 million understand that nothing has changed since 2020, we are safe; if they don't, we are finished.
That's why Boho carries little blue pills on her truckstop rounds.
One can only hope it becomes true
Maybe she will use some of their money for singing lessons
Let her try out for Idol. 😂😂
Marshawn Lynch is a legend!!!! He’s still in all the local plumbing commercials in Seattle. His tagline is “quit freakin, call Beacon”. We love him!😂😂😂😂
Omg, I didn't realize that was him!!
He brings the funny in "Bottoms"!
Dude’s hilarious
I had no idea that was him.
And here I always thought golf was boring!
Petition to rename Pennsylvania to "Crapsylvania" merely based on its $7.25 minimum wage. It is certainly catchy and definitive.
Tom Petty just spun
Thank you NY! Welcome back to your old seat in Congress Tom.
NYC Represent 😊 Today of the Official Start of the 💙 💙💙 Wave, this is no time to focus on age, America together we stand - divided we fall. Let's keep the 💙 wave going!
Happy Mardi Gras from NOLA y'all, come down next year when we have mardi gras and the super bowl happening at the same time 😂
Damn, Jimmy, I love your show!
Trump Sounds Like a Washed-Up Borscht-Belt Comic SPEWING The Same Ole Schtick!
Make beads out of something biodegradable
The Waste Management Phoenix Open?!
Looked more like The Wasted Management Phoenix Open 🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking Wasted Mismanagement.
The viewership statistics are insane when you consider it’s LIVE. The total views of segments of the game will probably be a billion…
Still nowhere close to soccer viewers. The African cup of nations was way more watched than the Superbowl last weekend.
Lara, please back down.
U.S. history lesson: Pennsylvania is named for Quaker William Penn who founded the Province of Pennsylvania in 1681.
9:40 The sign says that!! 9:43 is his statue!! Incredible.
And all this time I thought it was named after Pennzoil.🤣🤣
@gary. On a related note...
It means "Penns Woods".
@@1ACL Now that I did not know. I guess Penn had a wood one.
😂 The guy playing “BJ Ramer” is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Will Burke is the actor
If you dont like Trump, vote blue!
"You say catch, but you don't mention release."🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cannot wait to hear trump say "he didnt really know laura trump, it wasnt his idea for her to be this involved! Yada yada!!" 😂😂
Yep, if she gets the job, he will be sure to throw her under the bus when the RNC gies bankrupt! 😂😂
So the golf game basically turned into a scene from Happy Gilmore. 😂 😂
Awesome !!! Might actually make we want to attend if it gets that lit at tournaments 😂
Tanny Soprano! The best name yet! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
00:03:08 - I love it when Valentines day falls on Hump day.
Reese’s could fix the hearts by making them more circular and the size of the peanut butter cups and putting 2 in the package
I'm in Arizona and can confirm the WM golf tournament was wild
We can’t unsee Guillermo copulating. Stop mentioning it Jimmy!! 😂
The Art of Nepotism . 🤮 .
There's going to be a lot of comedy this whole season with a whole lot of comedians and Jimmy is doing the leading tonight.
"Janice from the muppets..." LOL!!!
LMAO I was thinking the same thing about Janis the Muppet 😂😂Nailed it Jimmy!
Waste management open. Priceless outstanding.
HEY ... Jimmy - how dare you insult stingrays and sharks by comparing them to kelly ann conway !!! I think even George would be appalled.
BJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
damn we got problems , thanks for the laughs
Oh my, Ivanka is out of favor?????? 😅😂🤣😭
She’s made herself scarce since leaving the WH. Didn’t she even take Kushner as her last name..
KEEP BJ AWAY FROM THE FISH😂🤣😂
“I am the father!” I loved this
Well, Reece’s Pieces do have NUTS inside. 🥜
So does Trump. Only they belong to Putin. 😅
No they don’t 🤣
This has been out for 20 mins and it has 40000 views already 💪🏾
I am sold. I will be a golf spectator.
Vote blue 💙
A Stinky snake Con will always be a Stinky snake Con!!
👆Alright, whoever's reading this comment, VOTE BLUE
🗳💙🌊
Ok.
💙💙💙💙💙
Spot on honest and funny as always!
Stingray + Shark = Kelly Ann Conway 😂😂😂
STAY TRUE
GO BLUE
Pennsylvania has way too many syllables! LOL!
Just say PA. 🤙🏽
"Former President Donald J Trump SENIOR"
There is a JR , so you should use "SENIOR" on his name to identify him.
That would drive him crazy
Would love to see SENIOR after his name on a ballot. 😅
Finally, a golf game worth watching!🤣
Tanny Soprano! Fabulous hahahaha
Jimmy Kimmel is the king of late night TV.