True Facts About Marsupials

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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2014
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    True Facts T-shirts: ze-true-store.myshopify.com/
    music: / querflote
    Special Thanks To:
    The Sleepy Burrow Wombat Sanctuary
    www.sleepyburrows.com.au/
    CSIRO
    www.csiro.au/
    The Lincoln Childrens Zoo
    www.lincolnzoo.org/
    Film Footage courtesy of Shutterstock, Inc., Used by Permission
    Illustration from Anatomy & Physiology, Connexions/OpenStax College
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    Placenta
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    baby kangaroo/CSRIO
    • Birth of the red kanga...
    NEW Joey Inside A Tree Kangaroo Pouch/Lincoln Childrens Zoo
    • NEW Joey Inside A Tree...
    Wombat Running/ Sleepy Burrow Sanctuary
    / sleepyburrows
    Baby Wombat Grazes out of Mom's Pouch/kscrosson
    • Baby Wombat Grazes out...
    Two wombats digging very enthusiastically/Booze Rivers
    • Video
    female digs with joey in pouch/ Sleepy Burrow Sanctuary
    / sleepyburrows
    joey trying to get out of pouch/ Sleepy Burrow Sanctuary
    / sleepyburrows
    Wombat Pinkie joeys/Sleepy Burrow Sanctuary
    / sleepyburrows
    cute wombat staring & chewing/Sleepy Burrow Sanctuary
    / sleepyburrows
    two wombats playing/Sleepy Burrow Sanctuary
    / sleepyburrows
    kangaroo-fig3/wikimedia commons
    funny mouth open/Sleepy Burrow Sanctuary
    / sleepyburrows
    Very Angry Koala - Did you know why aggressive Koala are/jenson
    • Koala bear mother and ...
    koala/Susan
    www.flickr.com/photos/janusse...
    Koala/Taz
    www.flickr.com/photos/sporkis...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @steveprice33
    @steveprice33 4 роки тому +3085

    Koalas in the Rain
    【NO FUCKS GIVEN】

  • @cillianthestupendous6093
    @cillianthestupendous6093 5 років тому +12467

    Koalas: the best proof that evolution doesn´t care if you´re the best at surviving, just that you´re kinda sorta good enough at it.

    • @fairytail2484
      @fairytail2484 5 років тому +915

      Survival of the below average but whateves

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 5 років тому +691

      You don't have to be the fastest runner of the herd, you just have to be faster than the slowest gazelles.

    • @tilaNmanx
      @tilaNmanx 5 років тому +221

      That's oddly comforting.

    • @ArKriEvRDu
      @ArKriEvRDu 4 роки тому +49

      this one is deep

    • @MegaMackproductions
      @MegaMackproductions 4 роки тому +196

      Survival of the mediocre

  • @CaladonianQueen
    @CaladonianQueen 4 роки тому +4009

    The way zefrank pronounces baby as 'bebeh' gives me life.

    • @6ixConfessions
      @6ixConfessions 3 роки тому +74

      And womb as "wom" Hahaha. Love it.

    • @gailbrezinka9766
      @gailbrezinka9766 3 роки тому +9

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @yvonjasser
      @yvonjasser 3 роки тому +30

      It’s French bébé

    • @instantstupor
      @instantstupor 3 роки тому +11

      @@yvonjasser I just hear it as a voice from Austin Powers. The rest of it sounds a bit like Ron Burgundy doing a Morgan Freeman impersonation. And talking about animal genitalia.

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 3 роки тому +2

      IanTH to me it sounds Markipliery x)

  • @tonamg53
    @tonamg53 3 роки тому +2072

    Calling someone a “koala” and most will probably think you are giving them a compliment.
    Best insult ever.

    • @YosiahW
      @YosiahW 3 роки тому

      @@OnkelShlimpo-vr6bf Like pandas too lol.

    • @YosiahW
      @YosiahW 3 роки тому +3

      @@OnkelShlimpo-vr6bf They'll just murder you and then chew some bamboo or something. If you dislike your own screaming though, nothing's changed 😅

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube 3 роки тому +27

      it's a lot shorter than "hey shit-eating retard"

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 3 роки тому +12

      @@thaksjtube That’s what I call the Prime Minister.

    • @dunn0r
      @dunn0r 3 роки тому +27

      "You must have such a wonderfully smooth brain"

  • @that_one_av57
    @that_one_av57 4 роки тому +9238

    “The Koala’s unique strategy is to have neither of these. So when its teeth wear down they just starve to death.”
    Help me. I’m suffocating

    • @achinthmurali5207
      @achinthmurali5207 4 роки тому +121

      In-Depth Gaming it’s funny because it’s true

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 4 роки тому +115

      I feel compelled to suggest that they were gambling on someone being a dentist, before they realized (you know... limited brain-works and not being missed by NASA and all) that nobody had bothered to invent or study dentistry yet. ;o)

    • @veralenora4033
      @veralenora4033 4 роки тому +261

      You missed a fact. Koalas carry a sexually transmitted disease humans can contract. Without sex. Touching. Important fact; Wash your hands with vodka after touching a koala. Or something alcoholic and with antiseptic qualities.
      Retired librarian

    • @tagrisaj3344
      @tagrisaj3344 4 роки тому +11

      No you're starving

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 4 роки тому +106

      @@veralenora4033 damn, there goes my weekend plans of banging a koala

  • @DJDarkDarsi
    @DJDarkDarsi 4 роки тому +4886

    When you've come close to extinction numerours times because you refuse to eat anything else aside a highly temperamental and flammable food source ;
    "Oh yeah, it's smooth brain time"

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 роки тому +135

      Very smooth brain 1IQ

    • @jamesgrinsen1085
      @jamesgrinsen1085 4 роки тому +18

      Al Pal Dunno about the next thousand to be honest

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 4 роки тому +48

      @@cleanerben9636 You might be a bit too generous with that

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 роки тому +10

      @@rawovunlapin8201 nerve nets are the way to go. What is "seeing"?

    • @siegejaymoonii
      @siegejaymoonii 4 роки тому +20

      smoov bwayne

  • @buddylee19082
    @buddylee19082 4 роки тому +522

    "However, this lack of brain gives the koala a discrete evolutionary advantage, in that, it does not give a f@&#! Case in point... Koala in the rain..... NO F@#&$ GIVEN." I can't take it I'm seriously dying

    • @Pangea1430
      @Pangea1430 2 роки тому +8

      made a song tooXD

    • @crc.agoodguy
      @crc.agoodguy Рік тому +3

      It is for this exact reason that I now believe the koala is my spirit animal.

  • @shanaadams5119
    @shanaadams5119 Рік тому +155

    I just learned about wombats basically "twerking predators to death" by crushing their skulls with their butts. I, of course, immediately searched for a true facts about wombats video because I just knew it was going to be hilarious hearing zfrank mention that little detail. Unfortunately this was the only one I could find that mentioned wombats, and it did not include the skull crushing. Now I am sad. Zfrank, please make a video about wombats, or make a part 2 to the marsupial one to include this. I need your reaction!!

    • @EKimatH
      @EKimatH Рік тому +2

      Wait
      Wombats to what
      Wtf
      Cite your sources, I must know

    • @pieceofpecanpie
      @pieceofpecanpie 11 місяців тому +2

      @@EKimatHit’s true.

    • @kareninalabama
      @kareninalabama 11 місяців тому +7

      Yes, please, to a True Facts about Wombats video! He also didn't mention that wombats poop cubes. I blame Jerry for missing these two very important facts about wombats and their powerful butts.

    • @jimpalmer2981
      @jimpalmer2981 4 місяці тому +4

      Yup. Their butts are pretty much solid bone. If a predator chases a wombat down its burrow, the wombat crushes its head between its fanny and the tunnel ceiling.
      That’s a spirit animal if ever I saw one.

    • @alexandermcclure6185
      @alexandermcclure6185 Місяць тому +1

      some bees also twerk hornets to death, they shake their muscles so much that they overheat the hornet and it freaking dies

  • @NaitomeIya
    @NaitomeIya 5 років тому +2206

    The kangaroo in the beginning:
    “Draw me like one of your French girls.”

    • @sunnymarie2060
      @sunnymarie2060 4 роки тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bxbrxss7312
      @bxbrxss7312 4 роки тому +68

      Like one of your Aussie girls.

    • @ayeshashaikh4433
      @ayeshashaikh4433 4 роки тому +13

      I laughed out loud

    • @mikec4308
      @mikec4308 4 роки тому +13

      great Titanic reference

    • @overlord267
      @overlord267 4 роки тому +13

      They are attracted to humans, so they were probably trying to seduce the photographer

  • @emperortimeo6467
    @emperortimeo6467 7 років тому +6102

    Both are good at digging, but one is clearly an idiot
    I died

    • @emperortimeo6467
      @emperortimeo6467 7 років тому +33

      Seriously, who voices these videos?

    • @Tantemify
      @Tantemify 7 років тому +63

      see the profile pic. zefrank himself

    • @agatlingpea2232
      @agatlingpea2232 7 років тому +11

      Angel Salas i saw this comment as it happned

    • @cui.bono9077
      @cui.bono9077 7 років тому

      Angel Salas I thought they were a type of spider 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @Wezboy
      @Wezboy 6 років тому +2

      lmao same hahahahaha

  • @Beregorn88
    @Beregorn88 4 роки тому +244

    "that's... Starting at the wrong end of an ice cream cone" you mean, the one with the chocolate bit in it?

    • @Seeker0628
      @Seeker0628 3 роки тому +9

      DRUMSTICKS!!

    • @gillianmurphy2111
      @gillianmurphy2111 3 роки тому +4

      Nope. Regular cone so the melty, drippy ice cream gets all over you.

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 роки тому +2

      The regular ones with the drippy drippy end!

    • @Wombattlr
      @Wombattlr 3 роки тому

      @@Seeker0628 cornetto

  • @allisonjames2923
    @allisonjames2923 3 роки тому +98

    I’ve been an Aussie my whole life & never knew that about the faecal pap that baby koalas eat. And I really wish I still never knew

    • @bookgirlny8511
      @bookgirlny8511 3 роки тому +12

      Me too (about the poop pap, not about being Australian).

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper Рік тому +2

      Gives a whole new meaning to the term "pap smear", milk mustache, except it's poop.

    • @TheGrmany69
      @TheGrmany69 Рік тому

      It's your favourite Bobby, green duki!!

  • @donna30044
    @donna30044 6 років тому +4005

    If I've learned nothing else by watching numerous True Facts videos, it's that Jerry is a very disturbed individual.
    Very, very disturbed. That's how Jerry do.

    • @Freebuscus
      @Freebuscus 5 років тому +25

      Jerry is much like Tobuscus’ Steven.

    • @JerryBarau
      @JerryBarau 5 років тому +18

      yep.. that's how i do!

    • @vincem3748
      @vincem3748 5 років тому +2

      666th like!
      O_O

    • @Chellie4561
      @Chellie4561 4 роки тому +2

      I don't know what you mean, I've learned so much😂😂 Honestly!!

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 4 роки тому +15

      I eagerly await Jerry's spin-off series: It will be less cerebral, certainly, but welcome low-hanging fruit for those folks who insist on "topping" the jokes or taking every word Ze says seriously.

  • @flyaround312
    @flyaround312 5 років тому +1063

    KOALAS IN THE RAIN
    koalas in the rain
    NO FUCKS GIVEN
    ko-a-la ko-a-la

  • @jackharris8339
    @jackharris8339 3 роки тому +135

    I often say, "Koala in the rain" instead of "I don't care"

    • @jackiedunevant5875
      @jackiedunevant5875 3 роки тому +2

      I just say Koala.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 2 роки тому +4

      @@jackiedunevant5875 I just say, "Koala, koala."

    • @camojoe83
      @camojoe83 2 роки тому +2

      None of you say that to anyone. Nobody is around to hear you.

    • @tomwagner1764
      @tomwagner1764 2 роки тому +1

      Darmok and and Koala at Tanagra. Their fucks not given.

  • @LaurieAnnCurry
    @LaurieAnnCurry 3 роки тому +33

    “Run little red rocket…..”. I’m so deceased I’m posting this from the other side.😹😹😹😹😹

  • @Kenazzle
    @Kenazzle 8 років тому +3831

    "It has a smooth brain. Which means it hasn't evolved the thinky-thinky parts."
    My sides...

    • @euodiapercy1231
      @euodiapercy1231 6 років тому +4

      Kenazzle hahaha

    • @sahil8024
      @sahil8024 6 років тому +41

      No fucks given😂😂

    • @frankcastle9691
      @frankcastle9691 6 років тому +44

      Kenazzle "koalas in the rain no fucks given." That kills me too.

    • @hunnterh
      @hunnterh 5 років тому +1

      Kenazzle
      Why is that funny? What am I missing?

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 5 років тому +1

      Kind of reminds me of most people.

  • @zozzle3498
    @zozzle3498 7 років тому +691

    "it looks like a dog penis that's trying to escape. Run little red rocket."

    • @theblackcross8932
      @theblackcross8932 7 років тому +21

      i was crying from laughter at that point

    • @LittleCloudYT
      @LittleCloudYT 7 років тому +16

      i couldnt hold my laughter in no more

    • @shakirsmith6148
      @shakirsmith6148 7 років тому +9

      FriedSausei caught me right off guard

    • @nortzie
      @nortzie 6 років тому +1

      zozii lol I was reading this until that part came xD

    • @m8no
      @m8no 6 років тому +1

      Gamerkidgirl Cringe same

  • @p1sdq
    @p1sdq 3 роки тому +37

    I love how zefrank1 just talks about us Australian marsupials and adds a song around the outro about the koala in the rain, I am just so very proud.

  • @mymilelife1542
    @mymilelife1542 4 роки тому +75

    “If you find yourself waking up to a butthole every day, it might just be time to move on...” ~ Sound advice for mammals at any part of the evolutionary chain.

  • @heyyobighed7594
    @heyyobighed7594 5 років тому +1764

    THAT SONG AT THE END HAS NO REASON BEING THAT DAMN CATCHY

    • @609lani
      @609lani 4 роки тому +51

      I need a full version of it still

    • @cannonf_odder3041
      @cannonf_odder3041 4 роки тому +10

      Adrien A we*

    • @bleeh1988
      @bleeh1988 4 роки тому +17

      I made a ringtone phone calls from this song :)

    • @neskapro
      @neskapro 3 роки тому +8

      KOALAS IN THE RAIN!!!🏌😭😭😤

    • @Naarii14
      @Naarii14 3 роки тому +3

      Thousandth like

  • @TY-up1xp
    @TY-up1xp 4 роки тому +1359

    "here we see two wombats digging...one is clearly an idiot"

    • @elchubacabra2840
      @elchubacabra2840 4 роки тому +32

      I love how dry he was about it as well.

    • @ghstknte
      @ghstknte 4 роки тому +11

      That part had me the most lol

    • @roguepotato5298
      @roguepotato5298 4 роки тому +2

      Oof

    • @tomatoheadfd
      @tomatoheadfd 4 роки тому +1

      Good job you repeated something in the video without adding any comment to it getting 400+ likes.

    • @TY-up1xp
      @TY-up1xp 4 роки тому +9

      @@tomatoheadfd I hadn't noticed it got any likes because I don't obsess over comments on UA-cam. Thanks for pointing out the likes to me!

  • @deathraygonzo6339
    @deathraygonzo6339 4 роки тому +53

    "The Koala is perhaps the cutest of all marsupials" Wombat: "WTF?"

    • @marvech9830
      @marvech9830 3 роки тому +1

      And wallabies: "wtf?"

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 3 роки тому +2

      I’d make an argument for possums.

    • @marvech9830
      @marvech9830 3 роки тому +2

      @@andysmith5806 Sure. Especially the bebehs.

    • @eshim3961
      @eshim3961 2 роки тому

      @@andysmith5806 Australian possums are cute; the ones we have in America are hideous.

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 2 роки тому +1

      @@eshim3961 Yeah, US possums are weird giant rat looking fuckers.

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer 4 роки тому +34

    Koala bebe: "Mom I'm hungry!"
    Koala mammi: "Eat shit!"

  • @cindylikersa9411
    @cindylikersa9411 6 років тому +4350

    THE WAY HE SAYS BABY, IM DEAD

    • @JusticeforLiberty
      @JusticeforLiberty 6 років тому +28

      Cindy Likersa your dead?!? How did you write that comment??
      Maybe you just was not meant for this planet if the way he pronounced "baby" killed you.......... I really don't know why I'm writing this , since you won't see it ...... because...... Ya know...... Your dead.

    • @cindylikersa9411
      @cindylikersa9411 6 років тому +65

      Joe Mama ima vampire

    • @ZombiLady16
      @ZombiLady16 5 років тому +42

      My family calls kids and babies bebes. Fucking killed me, too 😆

    • @ZombiLady16
      @ZombiLady16 5 років тому +13

      Joe Mama you're.

    • @Dovahween
      @Dovahween 5 років тому +65

      Bebe

  • @mattakubodimasen10
    @mattakubodimasen10 5 років тому +1834

    "You're like a koala."
    This could now be either a compliment or a cute insult depending on both party's level of knowledge about Marsisomething

    • @VaryaEQ
      @VaryaEQ 5 років тому +21

      Marsupials

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 роки тому +29

      @@VaryaEQ whooosh

    • @smol-chan2267
      @smol-chan2267 4 роки тому +9

      Andi Fels
      When youre australian like me you kinda memorise this crap

    • @firmanimad
      @firmanimad 4 роки тому +1

      You're such a Koala.
      Aw thanks.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 роки тому +4

      @@smol-chan2267 because Marsupials are the only thing not trying to kill you?

  • @PhilJonesIII
    @PhilJonesIII Рік тому +10

    I was raised on a mixed farm so, when hearing my first teachers talk about all the Disneyesque farm animals, I experienced a sort of "WTF is she talking about" moment. Actually not "WTF" because I didn't know the expression though I'd seen a fair bit of it. Animals generally go for anything. I resigned myself to being jaded too soon. I mean, lambs tended to keel over and just die for no apparent reason and that Sunday chicken dinner you were hand feeding a few days earlier. It can take a while to make the connections.
    These videos are at a whole new level.

  • @threemooseqateers9689
    @threemooseqateers9689 2 роки тому +11

    “Koalas in the rain” is a fucking bop and I’m disappointed no one is talking about it

    • @AnotherJenn42
      @AnotherJenn42 2 роки тому

      A channel I watch plays part of it at the end of every live stream. It always sends me back here so I can hear the whole thing.

  • @M3T2W01f
    @M3T2W01f 6 років тому +1364

    Everytime Ze Frank says ‘bebe’ two babies are born.

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 років тому +30

      this is probably true, since there's about 4 babies born each second

    • @leobrad2199
      @leobrad2199 5 років тому +20

      And then Morgan Freeman narrates it.

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 4 роки тому +5

      Amer J. two bebbehs

    • @Aztesticals
      @Aztesticals Рік тому

      @@Flowtail wasn't that like 10 years ago. Isn't it closer to 4.8-5 now

  • @quicksilver-ace3710
    @quicksilver-ace3710 7 років тому +1410

    To quote MatPat, "ZE FRANK PLEASE COME BACK TO UA-cam!".

  • @MrChase115
    @MrChase115 3 роки тому +12

    Koalas aren't stupid ! They are just really high on trees !

  • @blazingblackness4442
    @blazingblackness4442 Рік тому +6

    0:51 "The WHOMB!"

  • @valentinanababan4523
    @valentinanababan4523 4 роки тому +2042

    the small volume of the koala's brain could actually be due to how its evolved to save energy. Having large brain takes up so much energy while koalas' diet, eucalyptus, contain very little nutrition.

    • @TheDragoMorph
      @TheDragoMorph 4 роки тому +94

      @Vasili Panin That sounds implausible, but even if it's true, there's a difference between conscious and unconscious thought. Think about how much energy it takes to run a top-tier gaming PC; our brains are multiple orders of magnitude more powerful than that. Spatial awareness, sensory processing, subconscious pattern recognition, bodily regulation, our brains are managing an insane amount of stuff all the time. If I remember correctly, something like 20% of our calorie intake goes toward fueling our brains.

    • @TheDragoMorph
      @TheDragoMorph 4 роки тому +151

      @Vasili Panin Dude, I wasn't trying to be confrontational, but if you're going to insult me you should at least know what the hell you're talking about first. First of all, people use a full 100% of their brains - but only a small percentage of that goes toward *conscious thought*. The rest goes toward unconscious thought. For example, you read this text, right now? That's an insane feat of visual processing, pattern recognition, and concept relation. Your brain has to translate light hitting your eyeballs into a working image. It has to recognize that the colors in that image form patterns. It has to recognize those patterns mean something, and it has to associate them with their correct meaning; the letter 'a' makes a certain sound, a bunch of letters strung together make a word.
      Do you actually have to *think* about any of that while you're reading, though? No. Your brain just does it. Almost instantly, in fact. And it does it while maintaining your sense of balance, while listening to your environment, while thinking about what you're going to have for dinner, whatever. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, that's your brain not even trying. So no, you can't lose weight by thinking, but that's because almost all of your thinking happens automatically without you even realizing.

    • @nguyenbagiap7433
      @nguyenbagiap7433 4 роки тому +37

      @Vasili Panin handle*

    • @vamsigagjew1535
      @vamsigagjew1535 4 роки тому +59

      Vasili Panin belongs on r/iamverysmart

    • @chuckwood3426
      @chuckwood3426 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheDragoMorph I've heard 25% of our calories goes to the brain unless you exerciser a lot.

  • @BANANAMAN-ze9gf
    @BANANAMAN-ze9gf 5 років тому +1602

    “The thinky thinky parts”
    Who comes up with this XD

    • @missingpatel7349
      @missingpatel7349 5 років тому +146

      Zefrank's thinky thinky part

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 4 роки тому +34

      Jerry. Or me rather since that's my name.

    • @RobsWorld
      @RobsWorld 4 роки тому +40

      Most likely one of his scripty script guys.

    • @cycoholic
      @cycoholic 4 роки тому +39

      That is how Zefrank doo. 😉

    • @ThaOneChrisJONES
      @ThaOneChrisJONES 4 роки тому +19

      Someone with thinky thinky parts and too much time on their handsy handsy parts.

  • @SetArk
    @SetArk 4 роки тому +20

    Considering the last few weeks situations on Australia... This video strangely got more important to me.

  • @ottercai
    @ottercai 3 роки тому +13

    I had the Koala’s in the rain song stuck in my head. So I am here to relieve myself of my brainworm. Lots of love and healing to you and yours ZeFrank.

  • @TheCabIe
    @TheCabIe 9 років тому +301

    Koala sounds like evolution experiment gone horribly wrong. They're literally begging to go extinct.

    •  9 років тому +27

      Modestas Malakauskas You are literally using the word literally wrongly...

    • @ryandunnigan7664
      @ryandunnigan7664 9 років тому +23

      RAY NL He is using it to create a hyperbolic effect, which is a common adaption of the word literally in recent history. Does it truly mean the same thing that it used to? Or has the meaning of the word changed through the consistent use of another meaning?

    • @ryandunnigan7664
      @ryandunnigan7664 9 років тому +4

      ***** Quite the opposite actually, literally no longer means the same thing it once did. Because of the large number of people who now use the word differently the word "literally" is able to have a hyperbolic effect and actually mean something entirely new through the shift in how society views the word.

    • @trumpeterjen
      @trumpeterjen 9 років тому +10

      Ryan Dunnigan Just because people use it that way doesn't mean it's right. We have a perfectly good word--namely "figuratively"--that already fits that definition. It's the same way with the not-word "irregardless."Common =/= correct.

    • @trumpeterjen
      @trumpeterjen 9 років тому +9

      I'd be more tolerant of the change if we didn't already have a word that fits perfectly.

  • @a_3x
    @a_3x 8 років тому +2081

    Seriously. Come back to us

    • @tk-lo8it
      @tk-lo8it 8 років тому +17

      Go to buzz feed, he is there

    • @rolfo728
      @rolfo728 8 років тому +158

      buzz feed is fucking trash

    • @tk-lo8it
      @tk-lo8it 8 років тому +2

      +alfheim * ikr

    • @roxybai9767
      @roxybai9767 7 років тому +40

      +alfheim * he has a contract with buzzfeed that says that he cant make videos that would be considered "competitive" to the company. Therefore bizarre owns his image and he is not to be doing any video outside of buzzfeed. if he does then that is a breach in his contract and he will get fired.

    • @roxybai9767
      @roxybai9767 7 років тому +33

      +Roxy Bai buzzfeed owns him*

  • @MasterShakeUwU
    @MasterShakeUwU 2 роки тому +4

    1:15 run little red rocket you really got me there lol

  • @Tigerssnakes
    @Tigerssnakes 2 роки тому +5

    Look this guy should be on every natural show.
    I love the commentary

  • @nepetalovemail1625
    @nepetalovemail1625 8 років тому +585

    Koala's in the rain- No fucks given

  • @TatsujinSan
    @TatsujinSan 8 років тому +451

    lmao I love the way you say bay-beh the first time.

  • @bigred3825
    @bigred3825 4 роки тому +11

    "Koalas are the cutest marsupials"
    Wallabies and wombats: Are we jokes to you?

  • @buddymartin3609
    @buddymartin3609 Рік тому +2

    8 years later and still funny as hell.😂

  • @parabenfreeeee2479
    @parabenfreeeee2479 7 років тому +1324

    I'm dying every time ZE FRANK says "bebe"

  • @miracleboi7336
    @miracleboi7336 4 роки тому +650

    "run little red rocket, run! it is blind-"
    idk why i laughed but i did

  • @Luna_Spiritus
    @Luna_Spiritus 3 роки тому +2

    2:26
    Happy lil hairy marshmallow 🥰

  • @Tu-Li-Oh
    @Tu-Li-Oh 4 роки тому +10

    6:08
    If I had my own anime, this *MUST* be the opening.

  • @theseerllama
    @theseerllama 6 років тому +882

    "They may look like other mammals, but on the inside, marsupials are hiding something that doesn't exist"
    /macintosh plus plays

    • @error.418
      @error.418 6 років тому

      Hell of a reference... but wouldn't call it "Macintosh Plus plays" because it's only one sound from the whole system.

    • @michaelyoung3775
      @michaelyoung3775 5 років тому

      CatC lmmfaoooo 😭😭😭😭

  • @wiccanwanderer82
    @wiccanwanderer82 6 років тому +1258

    You forgot to mention that most wild Koalas have chlamydia.

    • @nasirmonger9769
      @nasirmonger9769 5 років тому +43

      Can a human catch it from a kuwala?

    • @logankincade661
      @logankincade661 5 років тому +62

      Koalas are pretty damn cute, like a chubby midget girl. Give me enuf jack Daniels and I would probably hit it!!!!!!
      edit: note to self, when drinking with koalas or chubby midget girls bring condoms just in case......Chlamydia!!!!hahahahaha

    • @malcomalexander9437
      @malcomalexander9437 5 років тому +120

      If you make contact with their urine(because the particular strain of Chlamydia the Koalas have literally makes them incontinent), yes.

    • @ch4lifekb
      @ch4lifekb 5 років тому +8

      Ew

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 5 років тому +41

      Like most Australians amirite

  • @evientually
    @evientually 4 роки тому +4

    Koalas are one of the things in the world that can spontaneously combust! Eucalyptus oil is flammable. They're covered in it often. Dry climate. All it takes, from what I understand, is a spark, even just from static electricity.
    It's a short list, I keep adding to it over time.
    Grain silos.
    Hay bales.
    People, supposedly.
    Koalas.
    Turpentine.
    ...there are a few more but I can't remember them.

  • @purrtycatinthebox5426
    @purrtycatinthebox5426 3 роки тому +3

    1:07 HIS reaction is gold

    • @purrtycatinthebox5426
      @purrtycatinthebox5426 3 роки тому

      Here we see two wombats both good at diging but one is clearly and idiot 2:40

  • @ArtistLemon
    @ArtistLemon 9 років тому +302

    0:00...
    "Draw me like one of your French girls."

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 9 років тому +39

      Like one of your French marsupials.

    • @thomasl1061
      @thomasl1061 9 років тому

      ArtistLemon irony is that YOU are an artist. Cute pic btw.

    • @ArtistLemon
      @ArtistLemon 9 років тому

      Thomas Lane Oh, thanks. :P

    • @ratczar3880
      @ratczar3880 9 років тому

      This is inception. I was watching this today.

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 9 років тому

      ArtistLemon Do you do drawings for free~?

  • @GoldenBossQueen
    @GoldenBossQueen 9 років тому +180

    The way he's saying "baby" has me dying 😂😂😂

  • @davisnorton4388
    @davisnorton4388 2 роки тому +2

    I personally love him censoring the F-word in the video, and then immediately having a song in the credits with no censoring.

  • @brandleythecat4570
    @brandleythecat4570 4 роки тому +4

    1:20 forbidden gummy bear

  • @skyelarhampton6346
    @skyelarhampton6346 6 років тому +458

    RUN LITTLE RED ROCKET!

    • @monkey-trial...6578
      @monkey-trial...6578 5 років тому +1

      Tori to subways used to be called tbe rocket a d were red. The ad campaign slogan for it was- ride the rocket !

  • @darladeigratia9303
    @darladeigratia9303 9 років тому +397

    I watched 5 seconds of this video and then immediately clicked subscribe.

    • @phantom498
      @phantom498 9 років тому +24

      Too bad he hardly uploads... :( he's great but I wish he would upload more.

    • @codexix8582
      @codexix8582 9 років тому +24

      He use to upload about once every month... which I mean, from the quality of his videos I'm fine with that, but it's been 6 months now, a shame, such a great series :/

    • @theminecraftantalope9003
      @theminecraftantalope9003 9 років тому +4

      CodeXIX he does the friskys comercials now on youtube look it up :3

    • @spaghettigal
      @spaghettigal 9 років тому

      Darling Dei ME TOO

    • @phantom498
      @phantom498 9 років тому

      TheMinecraftAntalope Oh yeah I saw those but for some reason I didn't connect it back to these videos and his channel. I forgot about those videos. Still he should upload on here

  • @mariedunne7339
    @mariedunne7339 4 роки тому +3

    The word baby, will never be the same. Love this guy!

  • @1cosmicdebris
    @1cosmicdebris 3 роки тому +4

    "Koala's in the rain... (Koala's in the rain). No f***s given. Koala! Koala!"

  • @issytheamateurnerd9877
    @issytheamateurnerd9877 5 років тому +193

    "Here, we see 2 wombats."
    "Both are good at digging..."
    "But one is, clearly, an idiot."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @astrologia9266
    @astrologia9266 4 роки тому +236

    "So when its teeth wear down it just starves to death."
    *mood imo lmao*

  • @spookayitsme
    @spookayitsme 3 роки тому +7

    Shame you didn't mention the wombat's poop .... They poop in cubes! How fascinating, they're the only animal to poo in cube shapes!
    Also, would've been really cool if you talked about how almost every single Koala has chlamydia... Would be more than cool if you did a revisit or re-do of some of these very early Zefrank vids 😉😁☺️😅👍

  • @Eric-xt8nd
    @Eric-xt8nd 4 роки тому +6

    I'm just now finding these wonderful videos. Finally someone that speaks the way I think.

  • @Amithrius
    @Amithrius 8 років тому +678

    Where are you Ze? We miss you man.

    • @vanslededesign3386
      @vanslededesign3386 8 років тому +17

      +Amithrius He owns one of the buzzfeed channels.

    • @ray-zc6zt
      @ray-zc6zt 8 років тому +7

      +Sporkslede Industry do you know which one?

    • @Yakixx2012
      @Yakixx2012 8 років тому +7

      +Sporkslede Industry what channel so we can go bother him there to come back and make more animal videos!

    • @WarGuardia
      @WarGuardia 8 років тому +7

      +Edwin Rodriguez Buzzfeed Motion Pictures

    • @11ncross
      @11ncross 8 років тому

      +Amithrius We can only wait and pray.

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 6 років тому +2307

    Best ending song

    • @heartbreakmanNo1
      @heartbreakmanNo1 6 років тому +43

      No fucks given :T

    • @Okuni_
      @Okuni_ 6 років тому +34

      Koala koala

    • @JOEL00111
      @JOEL00111 5 років тому +25

      koalas in the rain

    • @spacekadebt1641
      @spacekadebt1641 5 років тому +17

      Literally all the lyrics in the three previous comments. Oddly satisfying.

    • @fredfredburger5150
      @fredfredburger5150 5 років тому +7

      It could be a synthwave track.

  • @dreyhawk
    @dreyhawk 3 роки тому +2

    The fecal pap that the baby koala eats is not only its first "solid" food but one of the most important things it can eat, 2nd only to mother's milk. The baby koala does not produce the enzyme necessary to neutralize the toxin in the eucalyptus leaves. It gets it from the mother's fecal pap. Once it eats the pap the enzyme will proliferate in its gut making it safe to start eating the leaves. Without that enzyme eating the leaves would be fatal.

  • @peterthor9940
    @peterthor9940 4 роки тому +9

    0:30 When you're trying to hit that word count on the essay.

  • @JohnnyCapss
    @JohnnyCapss 8 років тому +2376

    please do more of these videos. Its been to long.

    • @BruceWayne-vy2pg
      @BruceWayne-vy2pg 8 років тому +72

      *too

    • @thejuiceman1190
      @thejuiceman1190 8 років тому +37

      +Bruce Wayne hey Bruce I won't tell anyone you're Batman

    • @desmondbrewer8483
      @desmondbrewer8483 8 років тому +11

      +Brian Sandhu
      you just said that on the internet

    • @ohno9616
      @ohno9616 8 років тому +1

      +JONATHan CaPiChanO I agree

    • @ugosmith7529
      @ugosmith7529 8 років тому +24

      +Verty Yeah the Dear Kitten are good but this series is priceless.Case and point, koala in the rain, no fucks given.

  • @shadzep2701
    @shadzep2701 6 років тому +1050

    "Is this really the best shot
    it looks like pornography"
    "Run red rocket!"
    "Looks like voldemort at the end of the series"
    ^i died at this one
    I love his calm voice, its so educating rather than having a teacher yell across the classroom, or use one of those neck microphones

    • @MrRCTheDon
      @MrRCTheDon 5 років тому +4

      It's like a koala in the rain

    • @simonkuderer6071
      @simonkuderer6071 5 років тому +1

      @@MrRCTheDon except it comes out of ur ass...and u feed it to ur child...died at this one xDDDDD

    • @TahaniGold
      @TahaniGold Рік тому

      Like how is this the most professional voice yet his remarks are hilarious!!!!

  • @FarfettilLejl
    @FarfettilLejl 3 роки тому +2

    0:37 From now on I'll always see a placenta as a bloody pillow :D

  • @monkiflip8642
    @monkiflip8642 3 роки тому +3

    Honestly the baby kangaroo crawling into it's mother's pouch is incredibly disturbing

  • @ALLANX7
    @ALLANX7 9 років тому +153

    Koalas in the rain needs to be a full song

    • @ALLANX7
      @ALLANX7 9 років тому

      rachel henri but tell I have to edit the 1st part out you know that show that we came here for

    • @ALLANX7
      @ALLANX7 9 років тому

      >.> never used this ringtone marker and I don't have a itunes

    • @ALLANX7
      @ALLANX7 9 років тому

      O.o your awesome this ended better then I would have ever thought

    • @BrightonEarly1
      @BrightonEarly1 9 років тому

      rachel henri
      Brilliant Idea!

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 9 років тому

      rachel henri Is it cool if I also email you about it? I want it as a ringtone. :|

  • @Ikimono
    @Ikimono 9 років тому +293

    And after all the information about Koalas i just have to ask, "how the hell do these things still exist?"

    • @sas911
      @sas911 9 років тому +94

      Pandas are even worse. They are quite possibly one of the dumbest, least adaptive animals ever.

    • @r.babylon2885
      @r.babylon2885 9 років тому +31

      ***** The thing I don't understand is humanity attempting to save pandas. Natural selection is in play if they won't fuck enough to raise their own damn numbers. That said, maybe they just don't like fucking in a zoo where everyone watches?

    • @daviddaugherty2144
      @daviddaugherty2144 9 років тому +60

      The only reason Koalas and Pandas are still alive is because they are cute and people will pull out all the stops to save them now.

    • @r.babylon2885
      @r.babylon2885 9 років тому +15

      3DRamen Koalas aren't cute. No idea where that comes from.

    • @JeguePerneta
      @JeguePerneta 9 років тому +74

      Allen Babylon
      Pandas have no predetors, they where fine with NATURAL selection, the problem is that humans are screwing up their habitat, so they are in danger not from natural selection, but from humans.

  • @Noobie2k7
    @Noobie2k7 4 роки тому +9

    I think Koalas as a species are secretly geniuses. Even if they don't know it. Like Panda's they clearly don't give a fuck if the species survives or not but because they've evolved to be so damn cute Humans will do everything they can to keep them around anyway.

  • @user-cx9gj6ik4j
    @user-cx9gj6ik4j 3 роки тому +2

    Music accompanying is just great

  • @malcolmjcullen
    @malcolmjcullen 6 років тому +235

    "Starting at the wrong end of the ice cream cone"

  • @VerneditheSnail
    @VerneditheSnail 9 років тому +280

    Koalas in the rain, no fucks given! :D

    • @thevision3150
      @thevision3150 9 років тому +1

      These are my people! I'm the anonymous Koala!

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 9 років тому

      The Vision I'm gonna sing to you now... "koalas in the rain, no fucks given!" ^_^

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 9 років тому

      אוהד רז Why not? The rain loves you! :(

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 9 років тому

      אוהד רז I love rain! :3

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 9 років тому

      אוהד רז In the corners of your imagination! XD

  • @jeffdishong4853
    @jeffdishong4853 Рік тому +1

    Bro, your narration of these vis are hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂 thank you so much for such awesome content!!

  • @lizzybbizzy6447
    @lizzybbizzy6447 2 роки тому +3

    I have hand raised kolas and you have to make a poop milkshake for the babies
    Also they are only able to eat eucalyptus trees from the area they are from ,you can’t relocate them to areas that are far from where they are originally from

  • @joshuatolliver4762
    @joshuatolliver4762 9 років тому +231

    PLEASE OMFG FULL VERSION OF KOALAS IN THE RAIN

  • @Iiterally
    @Iiterally 7 років тому +263

    "and protecs the bebey" *ensue the migrating of water spittle from my eating hole to my desk surface at a high velocity*

    • @blu_shifted
      @blu_shifted 5 років тому +7

      This comment reads like a Reddit reply. Username checks out hahaha

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn 5 років тому +3

      @@blu_shifted This whole comment section reads like a Reddit refugee camp...or penal colony.
      I wonder... If you're triggered on another channel can you come here and claim "Safe Space" like seeking asylum from a foreign government by hiding in your nation's embassy?

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 5 років тому +2

      That is how the Username Checks Out do.

    • @CertainlyCaro
      @CertainlyCaro 5 років тому +2

      You forgot about the "W o H m B"

  • @audoldends6799
    @audoldends6799 3 роки тому +1

    Wombat bouncing around in those toys was pretty dang cute

  • @squigglypeterson7157
    @squigglypeterson7157 3 роки тому

    Dude...amazing stuff, song at the end...epic. all your vids are fantastic and I tell everyone all.the time to check out your videos. Your narration is up there with the greats. Keep it up and thank you for all your hard work.

  • @spookiegirl10
    @spookiegirl10 8 років тому +170

    I live in Australia and I can confirm EVERYTHING in this video

    • @tehrealcoralsnek7044
      @tehrealcoralsnek7044 8 років тому +1

      Can you confirm the VENOMOUS SNAILS?! ARGGGGHHH CONE SNAILZZZ!!!!

    • @spookiegirl10
      @spookiegirl10 8 років тому +1

      Callmedablu i can confirm that, they live in the ocean and eat the shit out of stupid fish

    • @tehrealcoralsnek7044
      @tehrealcoralsnek7044 8 років тому +5

      la la Ruby Stupid fish be stupid.... and eaten...

    • @chloejames2633
      @chloejames2633 8 років тому

      +la la Ruby I live there too! HIGH FIVE

  • @user-wk8cf8wx1d
    @user-wk8cf8wx1d 4 роки тому +390

    Okay, what have I learnt from this?
    Never eat while watching this channel

    • @ethansexotics616
      @ethansexotics616 4 роки тому +27

      You know what else?
      KOOOALLAZ IN DA RAIN
      (Koalas in the rain)
      NO FUCKS GIVEN

    • @mr.smarge550
      @mr.smarge550 3 роки тому +5

      Kangaroo bebehs look like red rocket

    • @adamcravets5408
      @adamcravets5408 3 роки тому +3

      Yup!

    • @MeMe-ns2tp
      @MeMe-ns2tp 3 роки тому +1

      Me: hardly chewing my food rn

    • @lehanxious9865
      @lehanxious9865 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr, I lost my appetite on the Bobbit worms

  • @vetechgrl2000
    @vetechgrl2000 Рік тому

    Your videos are the BEST!!! Please don't ever stop!!!

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain 3 роки тому +5

    It's incredible to me how what's basically a fetus can be capable of crawling towards the pouch. I can't believe it has any intent in its mind at that stage of existence.

  • @Stratomacaster
    @Stratomacaster 9 років тому +457

    That's just nonsense... Everyone knows marsupials come from Mars

    • @larkunique4932
      @larkunique4932 6 років тому

      Stratomacaster I never thought about it that way, MARSupials

  • @ZombieChimpanzee
    @ZombieChimpanzee 7 років тому +90

    "that's, starting at the wrong end of the ice cream cone, if you know what I mean." love that quote.

  • @bladejohnson4784
    @bladejohnson4784 3 роки тому

    Tis is one of my favorite videos period. Truly amazing

  • @artilleryboi8119
    @artilleryboi8119 3 роки тому +6

    Koalas in the rain, no f*cks given
    Classic! 👌

  • @ivantheawesome409
    @ivantheawesome409 6 років тому +460

    who else binge watching these videos after his new one?

    • @PaulisInclusion
      @PaulisInclusion 5 років тому +8

      Ivan TheAwesome i just found this channel and I cant stop watching all the videos. Why have I never found out about this gem of a channel?!

    • @MoultrieGeek
      @MoultrieGeek 4 роки тому +4

      Every damn time.

    • @michaelbradshaw6567
      @michaelbradshaw6567 4 роки тому +4

      In the process of doing so right now as a matter of fact

    • @GrassPossum
      @GrassPossum 4 роки тому +3

      One year later and there was a new one, so here I am doing a re-run. Weird eh?

    • @quentinwilliams3674
      @quentinwilliams3674 4 роки тому +2

      Yup doing it now.

  • @Lional
    @Lional 6 років тому +264

    I really wish there was a "Koalas in the Rain" mp3 available for download...

  • @sarahlim2595
    @sarahlim2595 2 роки тому +20

    When I get anxiety/depression (which is too often for comfort) zefrank brings me so much happiness. Something about his whimsical voice, and the way he says bebes 🥰😅☺️

  • @ImagoDei3312
    @ImagoDei3312 2 роки тому +1

    Why is this song still so good even to this day?

  • @boobpoocacca2064
    @boobpoocacca2064 9 років тому +210

    True facts about the bristle worm (blue sphinctor mouth with retractable black beak also poison legs)

  • @DayDay80631
    @DayDay80631 7 років тому +138

    Koalas in the Rain is about to be my new ringtone

  • @VapingNurse
    @VapingNurse 4 роки тому +1

    That song is now stuck in my brain. Thanks!

  • @6ixConfessions
    @6ixConfessions 3 роки тому +4

    😂 🤣 Zefrank's channel should be mandatory for all students during the pandemic. Learning has never been so enjoyable.