2:55 For those wondering the Octopus doesn’t have an anus. “Bodily Waste” is removed through the siphon which is located under the floppy head part of the octopus.
Kind of exactly like a snail, Octopi basically had their shell un evolved, but the main parts of the inside of a snail shell, is basically that of a mantle of an octopus. Snails and Octopi both poop through their mantle.
My grandma has always been really fascinated with wildlife, and I found these videos through an online friend so I thought I'd show her one. She was giggling the whole way through and we were quoting it for the rest of the day. Suffice it to say, you've a new fan!
This barely scratches the octopi weirdness: They have three hearts and blue copper (not iron) based blood and are extremely ancient; they and the squids are considered by some Pacific Tribes as the last survivors of the Previous World. Thanks for another hilarious episode!
If you had evidence that millions of years ago, octopi had an empire, which fell when their average life expectancy dropped to about a year, I wouldn’t be too surprised
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access This is late as hell but your name is fantastic and makes me think of a Sasquatch just hunched over a tiny laptop. A beautiful mental image.
Lets not forget watership down :) ... or the Run With the Wind series (not quite as bad but still certainly more than one animal dies) ... or Chase the Wind by Pat Hynes, that one is seriously messed up Oh and 'A Hive for the Honey Bee'... everyone dies in that! (I love all of these, not sure what that says about me)
@@mangaanimefan3089 Animals of Farthing Wood (by Colin Dann) is about a group of animals who's home (Farthing Wood) is being destroyed and have to work together to travel to a new home. It was made into an animated t.v. series (I think in the 90s). Run With the Wind (by Tom McCaughran) is the first book in a six book series about the lives of a group of foxes.
Dude, I hold advanced degrees in Theology and Anthropology. I’m a military Vet and retired Navy Chaplain. I enjoy intellectual banter and I’ve been blessed to sit in the presence of scholars of varying disciplines and just be wowed by them. But I’ve never experienced anything as informative and simultaneously entertaining as listening to your videos. I pray for happiness, your health, and for your continued success - because I would miss your channel. Sincerely - Thank You! Doc Chaps
I love how these videos are genuinely educational, and also hilarious at the same time. This guy would make a wonderful teacher at schools; I would love to show up at his classes :)
Dear Ze Frank. I'd be surprised if you still read these comments, but maybe? I just wanted to let you know that there are tons and tons of scuba diving instructors (including me) who are hooked on marine episodes of this series and we share it with ours students who are getting into diving to explainp our amazement with sea creatures. I wish you made more of these!
The sequel to "children of time" is about future space-faring octopus. The parts about communication are amazing! Humans view standing still with hands out as passive, but the octopus saw it as predator standing its ground. Their written communication was all shapes and colors. Their convergent sentience is SO COOL
@@Daily_Dose_of_Grass WHY? YOU'RE ASKING ME WHY? PASTOR HAS BEEN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE FOR 3 MONTHS. WHAT ELSE AM I TO DO? Police say it's not harassment, he just repeats "will you marry me" over and over... and over. I tried telling him "dude, I don't roll that way". BUT IT NEVER ENDS. Please. I need help.
@@cfv7461 they are like Sergeant Schultz off of Hogan's Heroes they clam up and know nothing they see nothing they do nothing. But they do like strudel! I didn't know clams ate strudel. I guess clams are stupid as hell!
Dumb? Maybe. But they are not knowingly making their planet uninhabitable for themselves, thus you could hold they are superior to Homo sapiens in at least one (Darwin Award tier) way.
Just recently subbed. I LOVE everything about this channel. Your vocal tone, the malapropisms, the "analogies", THE BUTTHOLE! Just so much fun! Thank you to all who contribute to this lovely Channel;)
I did a paper on octopi in like 3rd grade and their awesome. The fact that the mother spends the rest of her life protecting her young is just kind of boggling. Also, it is possible that octopi might have the ability to feel not only simple emotions(sadness, fear, ext), but complex emotions(jealousy and such).
I’m in love with the seemingly unanimous decision that clams are especially stupid in comparison to other animals. My invertebrate zoology professor has on many occasions commented on how stupid a lot of bivalves are, but he usually name drops clams specifically. Also as far as I’m aware, cephalopod anuses will be located in their mantles near their siphons
You're killin' me! Firstly, any creature evolved to live in a immotile shell is asking to be eaten! Secondly, any animal which smells its own butt continuously must be highly evolved! Or, wait, maybe I said that wrong...
Ze Frank, that you compile and compose these all by yourself is amazing. I love it! I'll just have to wait a few years to let my 10 year old daughter watch these. Cudos to you sir!
It's a mime, a chameleon, a spider, a preying mantis, and a squid all wrapped into one creature that's intelligence is distributed throughout its body.
I am SO happy about this video!! I study these fascinating creatures as a hobby and have been doing it since I was seven, actually. Every fact was perfect, spot on, and, as always, hilariously entertaining. Thank you so much for making this. I'm sure about 200 views on this video are from me~!
Fun fact: Clams are SO stupid that there are a minority of vegetarians who argue that they should basically be classed as 'vegetables'. They have so few neurons they might not even be able to experience things like pain. It's hard to get the truth of it from the clams.
"But its true name comes from a Greek word meaning "8-footed", because it has 8 arms." And thus, I now have a computer screen covered in chocolate cream.
@@rugvedkulkarni1593 it lies in the vagueness in “your date reached down and...” it could imply that you are dating a male and they themselves reached down to _their_ downstairs and... ___ , then presented it to you or that you are the male and your date reached down to _your_ downstairs and... “took” it themselves.
FADED '03 That's also why we say octopuses to mean the plural form; because there is no latin derivative. If you want to use the greek word, I think it's octopodes.
@@cebruthius Octopuses is still a correct plural form. 'Octopod' is also a zoological term to denote one octopus. 'The standard plural in English of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek and the Greek plural form octopodes is still occasionally used. The plural form octopi, formed according to rules for some Latin plurals, is incorrect.'
"Finding dory the best kids movie in 2016" Me:Hmmm(age 18) Me:hmmm but how(looks up octopus arms) Me:I don't see anything wro..OH MY GOODNESS!!! (OCTOPUS ARMS CAN BE PREGNANT)
Seriously gotta make more of these! If you made these regular instead of once every 3 months, you would without a doubt be one of the most popular channels on youtube!
Papio Sphinx I really wish people would do even a tiny bit of research before they posted comments like this. When Zefrank started to make these segments he outputted them more or less weekly, and their quality was on par if not better than the recent ones we've seen.
DWsProductions that explains why he was fine sitting in a glass box for the rest of his life, if it wasn't very long i hope the class doesn't get too attached to him
5:17 "Just beautiful. Sort of like the ending of Charlotte's Web... except underwater. And without the farm animals too, they would... they would all drown. They would die. The dancing pig wouldn't last a second really. Sort of uh... babies interspersed with these... dead and... rotting animals being eaten by fish it's... it's a different story really... less appropriate for children... and, I... The duck would do okay, but... one floating duck does not a children's book make, you know" 😂😂😂
Ever since a friend of mine showed me these videos I cant stop watching them and I show them to all my friends. Everyone I show them to loves them too and have watched them since I showed them. Please keep doing these videos. We all need to learn and get a good laugh regularly. 👌😁😍
This actually made a lot of the video game Octodad retroactively make a lot of sense. It's actually brilliant. Sure, they probably only put an Octopus in a human suit disguising perfectly as a human to be funny, but it makes sense with Octopuses blending into scenery, having intelligence comparable to a human and capable of doing complex and memory-based tasks, individual intelligence located in it's tentacles (similar to how the player controls them individually), a goofy walk using two tentacles, and moving on land. None of those things I knew going into the game, embarrassingly. Maybe the developers did, I dunno, but it definitely seems like it was just a wacky premise.
Oliver Williams Watch the video, Zefrank straight-up compares it to a human. "Comparable" doesn't mean "the same as". [EDIT] rewatching the video, he doesn't really. I mean he kinda does but not really. I think I got confused from reading the comments on this video. I apologize for the condescending.....ness of this comment.
I’m so very late to this channel but I’ll tell you what, I subscribed at the right time! I never needed to laugh this much as I do at this point in my life! OMG THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!!! 😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you so much for your content and amazing sense of humor!!! 😁👍❤️
Can you PLEASE do a true facts of the humphead parrot fish!?!? It eats rock, poops sand, looks funny, I mean it's "True Facts" gold! I've been requesting it on all the previous videos, and the last one it was one of the highest thumbed comments too!
What have we learned today?
"Clams are stupid."
Oh, and octopuses(?) are hard-core
Yeah, it's octopuses. The difference between Greek based words and Latin based words makes English possibly the worst language ever.
Can be either Octopuses or Octopi. Relies on sentence structure.
we also learnt that two of the octopuses arms are legs
And that Charlotte's Web would definitely not work underwater...
Bunker Sieben I think octopodes or octopuses are the two most correct.
"One floating duck does not a children's story make."
Gold
Try me, I will write that children's story.
I dont get that line bwehehehe.. wil u explain in to me hehe
@shafta99 1
@shafta99 The ugly duckling was not a duck.
@shafta99 Several ducks but one cygnet.
"Look a bit like an alien got freaky with a weather balloon" - i literally spit my water out
Zefrand1 should do a True Facts About the Cirrina, since this was about Incirrina
I know
I'm pretty sure that was a Pokemon.
You're disgusting
hahah
imagine you’re at a bar fight and one person severs their arm and everyone is staring at the wiggling arm on the floor while that person escapes
💥👍
Everyone: Go! Go! G-? *arm wriggles away*
Everyone: *confused screaming*
I can see dead pool doing that to the avengers if they ever caught him.
@@SteveRogers0768 I’m going to guess you can see this cause it happened and you just don’t want to remember it as real, huh, Steve?
That's how an octopus do.
I'm going to call octopuses "floppy floppy spiders" from now on.
sum1unoforever yes brony
RuneChaosMarine you think that's bad? Look at the title of his videos
i may have to watch some of those lolol.
DesignzRUs1 DAFUQ DID I JUST LOOK AT ON THAT CHANNEL
callsign hook I don't know. The guy has issues. I don't even think a psychiatrist can help
Predator: I’m going to eat you
Octopus: loses arm
Predator: what the hell
Octopus: okay fine but one piece
@@mr.vansjohnson7469 That's very decent of him, recommending a quality Anime to the predator 😂!
Predator: *gets* *pregnant*
@@adonistouriarte4842 Ooops that wasn't an arm... or was it?
It scares the hell out of muggers too.
Thousands of little *BEH-BEHs* emerge.
Adorable
He says that like Moira Rose on Schitts Creek...
@@cmjcj2ktn Or like that one character in Orphan Black!
@EveryDay Yeah, but I can rewatch seasons 1-5 enough to keep me :) It's a great show.
Especially the next part with the dead kids from the tale.
He says babies like we do in Spanish but the accent is on the first e instead of the last one
2:55 For those wondering the Octopus doesn’t have an anus. “Bodily Waste” is removed through the siphon which is located under the floppy head part of the octopus.
So what you are saying is when they use the siphon to propel themselves they are literally running on shit? XD
@@Chemclskinz Farts actually, though sharting must occasionally occur.
So it shits out of its nose?!?
I absolutely WAS wondering, so thank you! 🐙
Kind of exactly like a snail, Octopi basically had their shell un evolved, but the main parts of the inside of a snail shell, is basically that of a mantle of an octopus. Snails and Octopi both poop through their mantle.
"deeps in the depths of the o-c-an"
*me:* * immediately subscribes *
ikr
+SeansJellyBread i dont get it pls explain im a fucking clam
I think its the way he said "ocean" that was very funny to them.
O-sea-an
OCTOPUSSSS
My grandma has always been really fascinated with wildlife, and I found these videos through an online friend so I thought I'd show her one. She was giggling the whole way through and we were quoting it for the rest of the day. Suffice it to say, you've a new fan!
@@patron40silver god that is such a cursed sentence😭
*"Fart ink"*
*"Evolution at its finest"*
LOL, I don't know if I can handle the rest of the video.
This barely scratches the octopi weirdness: They have three hearts and blue copper (not iron) based blood and are extremely ancient; they and the squids are considered by some Pacific Tribes as the last survivors of the Previous World. Thanks for another hilarious episode!
If you had evidence that millions of years ago, octopi had an empire, which fell when their average life expectancy dropped to about a year, I wouldn’t be too surprised
Wow! That's pretty epic.
'Octopuses' is the proper word now.
And you claim to be some sort of expert....smh!
@@booradley4237 did you mean octopussy?
They also don't have cone cells in their retinas, just rods. But somehow they can still match the color of their background.
"Therefore shaking hands with a male octopus is sort of like Russian Roulette. But instead of dying, you risk your hand getting preeeeg'nant."
Red Velvet lol
that was the best line....lol
that was good
To them, hand holding is literally lewd.
I died when he said that shit lol
Predators when the octopus removes it's arm: *Confused screaming*
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access hahahahaha
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access This is late as hell but your name is fantastic and makes me think of a Sasquatch just hunched over a tiny laptop. A beautiful mental image.
i swear to god you’re everywhere
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GUY LIKE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE OMG!!
Sasquatches ALL have internet, you doorknobs.
ua-cam.com/video/lNVoQNNClmU/v-deo.html
"You risk your hand getting preeegnant..."
Oh my! O__O
N. Anderson woops, Karen I done it again. My hand is pregnant
6
3
6
Now I know why tentacle hentai is a thing O-O
all the Japanese Hentaistudios like you'r coment
I do not now how a human can make that noise that was him saying pregnant
I feel like if octopus moms didn't die before their eggs hatched, so they could teach them things, they'd be able to take over the ocean.
Too bad the dad octopus is a deadbeat father.
@@Jebu911 No the dad withers away and dies too. So for the octopi mating means death.
@@mightypancake2211 There is no Oedipus complex for octopuses. Freud is lucky not being octopus.
They have incredibly short lifespans, too. Bizarrely short for creatures so intelligent.
@@mightypancake2211 really puts the dead in deadbeat i guess
"Floppy floppy", "Grabby grabby" 🤣 His words are so Catchy-catchy 🤣❤️
Agree hahahha
"Clams. They're dumb as hell." Wise too
I'll have you know those are the scientific terms.
Hilare!
Kinda sexual...
“Not only are they grabby grabby, but...”
"Unless if one of your arms is an a**hole"
My non-dominant left hand: **profusely sweating**
my non-dominant right hand: *profusely sweating*
Hobostarr180 i see a cultured lefty
Feeble single handers. Ambidextrous master race!
@@Merilirem Doesn't that make you twice the asshole ?
This could be taken sexually I don’t think I want to go there
"Just remember, if you're writing a children's story, ONE of the animals can die.. not all of them."
The Animals of Farthing Wood: _Hold my beer_
Lets not forget watership down :)
... or the Run With the Wind series (not quite as bad but still certainly more than one animal dies)
... or Chase the Wind by Pat Hynes, that one is seriously messed up
Oh and 'A Hive for the Honey Bee'... everyone dies in that!
(I love all of these, not sure what that says about me)
Obviously clams wrote those stories.
What is Animals of Farthing Wood about? It sounds interesting, so does that Running with the Wind.
@@mangaanimefan3089 Animals of Farthing Wood (by Colin Dann) is about a group of animals who's home (Farthing Wood) is being destroyed and have to work together to travel to a new home. It was made into an animated t.v. series (I think in the 90s). Run With the Wind (by Tom McCaughran) is the first book in a six book series about the lives of a group of foxes.
@@saphirefoxirl
You forgot to mention that there is a lot of deaths for the animals of farthing wood.
i lost it when the octopus was walking on two tentacles
Me too!
*arms
All I could hear in the back of my head was "SQUIDWARDDDD" in a Spongebob voice omg
+Marbld Bean fufufufu
+Marbld Bean
Maybe they do that to mock us. "Look at me! I'm a dumb human!"
this guy basically got famous by getting really high and watching documentaries ....
follow your dreams guys!!
Eryan724 YES
Drunk History
Lol
Drunk Marine Biology
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy has the comedy talent of George carlin
But the voice of Morgan freeman
A perfect mix
Topaz 13 I think the voice reminds me more of Agent Smith of the Matrix if he was high on drugs. 😂😂😂
290 likes to this comment? Awful lot of people hate George Carlin.
Actually George Carlin is ACTUALLY funny this guy tries way too hard
Agree
Topaz 13 one can appreciate your tasteful comedy knowledge
Dude, I hold advanced degrees in Theology and Anthropology. I’m a military Vet and retired Navy Chaplain. I enjoy intellectual banter and I’ve been blessed to sit in the presence of scholars of varying disciplines and just be wowed by them. But I’ve never experienced anything as informative and simultaneously entertaining as listening to your videos. I pray for happiness, your health, and for your continued success - because I would miss your channel. Sincerely - Thank You! Doc Chaps
> Theology
Oh
@@sadesurbex2816?
I love his delight when the Octopus started walking. "Or, heheh, they can do this, heheh, which is my favorite"
Edit: Woah, thanks for all the likes!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
It's my favorite, too!
hahahaha yea same
“It can walk!”
"floppy floppy spider of the sea.."
this channel is a treasure
"See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles. But you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this."
Oh.
D:
Oh, oh no
Oh stop it you 😂
“I’m an H20 intolerant (Sneezes violently)” “I’m obnoxious!”
I love how these videos are genuinely educational, and also hilarious at the same time. This guy would make a wonderful teacher at schools; I would love to show up at his classes :)
But aren’t we glad that he’s on UA-cam? So that everyone can see it and learn. 😊
"Clams are stupid"
lol out of nowhere
They're dumb as hell!
Methinks someone had a bad experience with clams at a seafood restaurant... but that's just a theory.
@@Reige17 is it ........ a game theory?🤔
@@pedronunez1265 *slowly turns around and smiles ominously at the camera*
@@pedronunez1265 It's just a theory... A CLAM THEORY!
Dear Ze Frank. I'd be surprised if you still read these comments, but maybe? I just wanted to let you know that there are tons and tons of scuba diving instructors (including me) who are hooked on marine episodes of this series and we share it with ours students who are getting into diving to explainp our amazement with sea creatures. I wish you made more of these!
"But instead of dying, you risk your hand getting preegnant.
Pregananant?
yes
4:18
yes
Cheeseburger Fee can u get pregante?
The sequel to "children of time" is about future space-faring octopus. The parts about communication are amazing! Humans view standing still with hands out as passive, but the octopus saw it as predator standing its ground. Their written communication was all shapes and colors. Their convergent sentience is SO COOL
3:31: why can't you just be normal??
3:35: **screams**
KnownNiche, marry me?
shut the fuck up
*Why are you running*
@@Daily_Dose_of_Grass WHY? YOU'RE ASKING ME WHY? PASTOR HAS BEEN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE FOR 3 MONTHS. WHAT ELSE AM I TO DO? Police say it's not harassment, he just repeats "will you marry me" over and over... and over. I tried telling him "dude, I don't roll that way". BUT IT NEVER ENDS.
Please. I need help.
TIẾNG MỸ KẾT NỐI someone wasn't hugged as a child
I swear if zefrank narrated the news I would probably actually watch it. Can't get over that voice
It makes me sleep..
Maťo Š.
It makes me learn. O.o
Maťo Š. I makes me laugh o_0 I'd probably even laugh at tragedies, as he would make them seem hilarious 0_o
Though, if he was talking about Politicians. He would probably use the phrase "Dumb as hell." A LOT! xD
I meant i am in love with hes videos but sometimes his voice is just calming, deep and slow...
"Unlike our intelligence, which is mainly centralized in our head-hole..."
So glad I already swallowed my coffee
"You see this tentacle, it's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell"
“Basically all they do is hardcore.”
I can’t breathe
Secret Terces yeah cause you’re underwater
Well, they can't either. So suck it up.
@EveryDay Pretty sure the hardest-core response to being picked up by a bony alien giant is to not give a damn
I cannot breathe either, I think I'm dying.
*true facts about the clam*
they're dumb as hell
@@cfv7461 they are like Sergeant Schultz off of Hogan's Heroes they clam up and know nothing they see nothing they do nothing. But they do like strudel! I didn't know clams ate strudel. I guess clams are stupid as hell!
Walter claments
"clams are dumb as hell"
clams: *sad clams noise*
Hammer time
Too stupid to be sad
Or dumb clam noise
Dumb? Maybe. But they are not knowingly making their planet uninhabitable for themselves, thus you could hold they are superior to Homo sapiens in at least one (Darwin Award tier) way.
@@Psychol-Snooper Dumb is applying human concepts to non-humans (not just you; me and the rest of us fancy apes as well)
Just recently subbed. I LOVE everything about this channel. Your vocal tone, the malapropisms, the "analogies", THE BUTTHOLE! Just so much fun! Thank you to all who contribute to this lovely Channel;)
I love how he says "babies" and "pregnant". Come back, zefrank1! We miss you! You are hilarious!
+lady-mantis
It's too late! Buzzfeed got him!
+deltahalo241 bastards!
lady-mantis
Just let it go! It's too late!
+lady-mantis kinda got a point but I'll always remember him! Teddy Has An Operation I love that one
So...that's what happened D:
He used to be funny. I don't even want to click on that site....and I never will click on it willingly.
"But my search history does contain the phrase 'picture of a octopus's butt.'"
I had to stop the video because I was choking on my pizza.
I love how he can make it funny and factual at the same time
You forgot inappropriate as hell
I did a paper on octopi in like 3rd grade and their awesome. The fact that the mother spends the rest of her life protecting her young is just kind of boggling.
Also, it is possible that octopi might have the ability to feel not only simple emotions(sadness, fear, ext), but complex emotions(jealousy and such).
This series is absolute gold. I love his humour. I wish some new episodes were made.
well youre in luck my friend !
"Flappy flappy spider of the sea"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Izzy?
I love how Zefrank just couldn't contain the laugh and just laughs at the facts he says xD
Loved it!
I’m in love with the seemingly unanimous decision that clams are especially stupid in comparison to other animals. My invertebrate zoology professor has on many occasions commented on how stupid a lot of bivalves are, but he usually name drops clams specifically.
Also as far as I’m aware, cephalopod anuses will be located in their mantles near their siphons
You're killin' me! Firstly, any creature evolved to live in a immotile shell is asking to be eaten! Secondly, any animal which smells its own butt continuously must be highly evolved! Or, wait, maybe I said that wrong...
Was genuinely trying to discover more about the octopus and now I think I found something 100x better.
If I've learned anything from this video, it's that clams are stupid...like really stupid.
Clams are...damn...fucktards
V!GY props for "fucktards"
Sarah Throckmorton And that one floating duck, does not make a children's book.
Nihil Eternal Just beautifull...
Sarah Throckmorton I figured out that the plural for octopus sounds like octopussy...
I just know that someone there is a College Professor that uses these videos as lecture material.
yes mine XD
SoralTheSol a clam wrote this original comment
I totally woulda watched them, if that was the case.
my zoology professor uses these videos lol
Ze Frank, that you compile and compose these all by yourself is amazing. I love it! I'll just have to wait a few years to let my 10 year old daughter watch these. Cudos to you sir!
"beybehs"
Scrofar “Beybeys”
KA- BOOM!!! "BeyBlades"
Scrofar Prrrrrrreeeeeeeeignant (pregnant)
Scrofar I
"bibbies"
"This an ability I'm glad I don't have."
Is your right hand sinful, young one?
pretty sure a simple act going to the toilet would make you glad not to have the ability
Or maybe he sometimes uses it to scratch where the sun doesn't shine
"One floating duck does not a children's book make" is still my favorite line.
It's a mime, a chameleon, a spider, a preying mantis, and a squid all wrapped into one creature that's intelligence is distributed throughout its body.
Start a series where you read bedtime stories.
OMG YES.
And have a running commentary going as he does it! xD that would be so great.
Dalek 91752
YES. Then I would be able to sleep soundly. Every night. :3
Dalek 91752 Zefrank1 reads: Go the fuck to sleep.
Dalek 91752 About owls that rip off faces?
I love the way he say babies "bebbies"
I thought I was the only one.
"This is how ------ do..."
RymanRocks And PRRREEEEEGNANT.
Shenron YES! I was kicking myself for not adding that here
RymanRocks Is no one going to comment about how he says ocean at the beginning
I am SO happy about this video!!
I study these fascinating creatures as a hobby and have been doing it since I was seven, actually.
Every fact was perfect, spot on, and, as always, hilariously entertaining.
Thank you so much for making this. I'm sure about 200 views on this video are from me~!
Parents: “what did I learn today”
Me: “Clams are stupid”
Sister: “what the fuc-“
LOL
Fun fact: Clams are SO stupid that there are a minority of vegetarians who argue that they should basically be classed as 'vegetables'. They have so few neurons they might not even be able to experience things like pain. It's hard to get the truth of it from the clams.
@@HerculesBallsInc they done my boy clamster dirty 😭 #justiceforclam
Damn this is a stupid ass comment.
"But its true name comes from a Greek word meaning "8-footed", because it has 8 arms."
And thus, I now have a computer screen covered in chocolate cream.
***** The very day I got my iPad, I accidentally hit it with a banana.
Bombshock ...How?
Nagisa Shiota He tried to unlock it with his penis.
Nagisa Shiota I was trying to peel it, the tablet was in my lap. It was hard and so I put a little too much effort
4:32 To understand this, imagine if you are on a date, and your date reached down and... well....
*THAT IS HOW OCTOPUS DO*
Lanz Sy
The best part about that is that it works with both genders
Thanks for quoting the video for us.
@@declantecho1717 How would this work for a female?
@@rugvedkulkarni1593 it lies in the vagueness in “your date reached down and...” it could imply that you are dating a male and they themselves reached down to _their_ downstairs and... ___ , then presented it to you or that you are the male and your date reached down to _your_ downstairs and... “took” it themselves.
@@declantecho1717 I don't get it
"Octopus comes from a greek word meaning 8 *FEET* because it has 8 *ARMS* "
FADED '03 That's also why we say octopuses to mean the plural form; because there is no latin derivative.
If you want to use the greek word, I think it's octopodes.
@@organisationxiv2927 shouldn't it be Octopi?
Bat Person Not Latin 😆 Greek.
@@organisationxiv2927 OCTOPODES, smartypants.
@@cebruthius Octopuses is still a correct plural form. 'Octopod' is also a zoological term to denote one octopus.
'The standard plural in English of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek and the Greek plural form octopodes is still occasionally used. The plural form octopi, formed according to rules for some Latin plurals, is incorrect.'
I can’t tell you how very much this video brightened my quarantine day.
now I know why Hank in Finding Dory only has 7 arms.
Holy shit XD
"Finding dory the best kids movie in 2016"
Me:Hmmm(age 18)
Me:hmmm but how(looks up octopus arms)
Me:I don't see anything wro..OH MY GOODNESS!!!
(OCTOPUS ARMS CAN BE PREGNANT)
Luke Halling MY DICK FELL OFF
...I can't believe you've done this...
*_O H ._*
Gotta say, it's refreshing to hear someone else with the same level of disdain for the lowly clam as myself. That shit was hilarious!
He sounds like a variation of Morgan Freeman - this was so much fun to watch.
Kailos13
he is. He’s the white Morgan Freeman.
Kailos13 He sounds like Agent Smith of the Matrix if he was high on drugs.
He actually did a video on Morgan Freeman 🤣
Morgan Freeman as Ron Burgundy.
“It can walk!” There is something downright cleansing about his childlike amusement.
Seriously gotta make more of these!
If you made these regular instead of once every 3 months, you would without a doubt be one of the most popular channels on youtube!
I second that! ZeFrank is amazing, you know, that's how he do!
I doubt these video's are easy to make, I wouldn't like to see the quality drop just to watch more frequently.
Papio Sphinx I really wish people would do even a tiny bit of research before they posted comments like this. When Zefrank started to make these segments he outputted them more or less weekly, and their quality was on par if not better than the recent ones we've seen.
Maybe he did put a lotta time into it, and when he had made a few he started off posting one every week and now he's making new ones. Right ?
He's got 1,118,806 subscribers, that's not exactly desperate obscurity. And this video alone pulled in 1.2 million views in a little over a week.
4:05 mystery of Hank's missing tentacle solved.
Unfortunately if that's the case, this means he doesn't have very long to live and will get crankier and crazier as he gets closer to death.
DWsProductions that explains why he was fine sitting in a glass box for the rest of his life, if it wasn't very long
i hope the class doesn't get too attached to him
2:06 makes more sense. Hank said he had bad memories of the ocean.
TheAwesomeOcelot i like to think he had his heart broken, but that works too
Didn't think of it that way. :P
I am now calling any octopus a *floppy floppy spider of the sea*
5:17 "Just beautiful. Sort of like the ending of Charlotte's Web... except underwater. And without the farm animals too, they would... they would all drown. They would die. The dancing pig wouldn't last a second really. Sort of uh... babies interspersed with these... dead and... rotting animals being eaten by fish it's... it's a different story really... less appropriate for children... and, I... The duck would do okay, but... one floating duck does not a children's book make, you know"
😂😂😂
*BEBES*
Beeba calls one more friend, confirmed.
Bebes
Thousands of little *BEBES*
The only correct pronunciation
One thousandth like!
“Remember when you are writing a Children’s book, one animal can die, not all of them, only a Clam would write that sort of crap”
🤣
“And they are dumb as hell”
I just discovered this series. I've bee watching for an hour and I've lost 32 lbs just from laughing.
Zefrank cures obesity
Ever since a friend of mine showed me these videos I cant stop watching them and I show them to all my friends. Everyone I show them to loves them too and have watched them since I showed them. Please keep doing these videos. We all need to learn and get a good laugh regularly. 👌😁😍
Hire this guy to narrate a dinosaur documentary. Please. Now
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"Deep in the depths of the ohceun" lol
"As well as its ability to fart ink at a moment's notice: eveloution at it's finest" lel
+RazzyDos kek
An octopus is smart enough to know that they can drown divers by removing the oxygen device from their mouth. They aren't to be fucked with.
D:
Get the harpoon we must extinct these fucks, they know too much!
miller repin Good luck... A harpoon would pass through them, but they would survive...
Kyler St.Clair then I will use a flamethrower
miller repin good job
This is like if Morgan Freeman lost his verbal filter
I've missed true facts... I actually stopped learning altogether since the last episode. Please keep educating me!
"To an Octopus, Human Sex is really really boring."
I cracked up at that.
It's like reverse shrinkage. Imagine what they think when we skinny dip.
"What happened to your little arm?"
That's what they say.
If I'm in a bad mood I'm glad I subscribed because this is legit to laughter and happiness and thank you for your videos we all can appreciate.
I'm sorry, I lost it at "an alien got freaky with a weather balloon" LOL
At 3:08 THAT IS SO FREAKING COOL!!! O_O
The Vision LOL! I know right! This video was clam-cist!
Any mollusk is a distant relative of mine. :D
אוהד רז Snails are mollusks (gastropod mollusks), octopi are mollusks as well (cephalopod mollusks).
אוהד רז It's an alternate word for octopuses.
אוהד רז The Vision No, you cool! >:D
+Vernedi Octopuses and squids are awesome...But clams are dumb as hell
"pictures of an octopus's butt" hahahaha
Eeeew the octopus mouth is hes butt to?!?!
+Freddy Fazbear You´re less than 15, aren´t you
AnthonyChannel Yeah
+Mikhail Kalashnikov You could tell even the narrator couldn't keep a straight face while saying that!
The siphon. That's all I'm saying.
"What happened to your little arm?" "That's what they'd say."😆
Oof! Hahaha
“It looks like a alien got freaky with a weather balloon”
This actually made a lot of the video game Octodad retroactively make a lot of sense. It's actually brilliant.
Sure, they probably only put an Octopus in a human suit disguising perfectly as a human to be funny, but it makes sense with Octopuses blending into scenery, having intelligence comparable to a human and capable of doing complex and memory-based tasks, individual intelligence located in it's tentacles (similar to how the player controls them individually), a goofy walk using two tentacles, and moving on land.
None of those things I knew going into the game, embarrassingly. Maybe the developers did, I dunno, but it definitely seems like it was just a wacky premise.
Err... an octopus doesn't have "intelligence comparable to a human".
But, other than that sure. Dadliest Catch is awesome.
Oliver Williams Watch the video, Zefrank straight-up compares it to a human. "Comparable" doesn't mean "the same as".
[EDIT] rewatching the video, he doesn't really. I mean he kinda does but not really. I think I got confused from reading the comments on this video. I apologize for the condescending.....ness of this comment.
985 clams disliked this video. XD
Damn, this is funny as fxxk! And I even learnt some stuff too. Clams are really stupid.
I died with this.... XD
Oh God, please no, come back to me WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH D:
the best thing is he didn't even hit 1k dislikes now that's amazing
I just disliked it because I would be the 999th.
"One floating duck does not a children's book make." Words to live by.
This guy adapting humor into facts make this 100 times fore enjoyable, and I’m already a science nerd that enjoys facts
"Imagine what they think when we skinny-dip. 'What happened to your little arm?' That's what they'd say."
It took me a full second to get that 😂
+seriouslynow595 LOL ME TOO
"one floating duck does not a children's book make" bahaha
WTF are you? a sheep?
Mori Suemitsu 😂😂😂
Well now I want to write a book called Duck and Mother Octopus.
Only a clam would write that sort of crap, and they're dumb as hell.
i spit coffee everywhere...
Dear zefrank: when are you going to do a True Facts about hyenas???
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Lol OH YES!!! It would be disturbingly brilliant.
I’m so very late to this channel but I’ll tell you what, I subscribed at the right time! I never needed to laugh this much as I do at this point in my life! OMG THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!!! 😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you so much for your content and amazing sense of humor!!! 😁👍❤️
Basically everything they do is hard...core. xD
Can you PLEASE do a true facts of the humphead parrot fish!?!?
It eats rock, poops sand, looks funny, I mean it's "True Facts" gold!
I've been requesting it on all the previous videos, and the last one it was one of the highest thumbed comments too!
This is the best thing on the internet. And Morgan freeman is here to give us snarky comments about octopus.
I learned something while dying laughing.
That's not Morgan Freeman it's zefrank's voice.
Oh I know :). But he does a wonderful impression
He actually does a video on Morgan Freeman too. It's hilarious.
I officially want a whole documentary with that kinda awesome commentary!!! 👌