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    True Facts T-shirts: ze-true-store.myshopify.com/
    "The giant anteater resembles a walking index finger with a mullet...and leg warmers."

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  • @mythrilsentinel1
    @mythrilsentinel1 3 роки тому +2579

    Nature asked the Echidna, "How does your underwear fit." The echidna responded, "Like a glove" LOL

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah, how I've seen Echidna penis, I'm feeling a bit inadequate....

    • @skywatcher6106
      @skywatcher6106 2 роки тому +17

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewadamsdk
      @matthewadamsdk 2 роки тому +8

      😂

    • @user-fo1ow1jq3b
      @user-fo1ow1jq3b 2 роки тому +19

      I can't keep up with 4 heads. I only got 3.

    • @bigsam8597
      @bigsam8597 2 роки тому +5

      @@user-fo1ow1jq3b At least you got 3. I only got two.

  • @knotsnights6940
    @knotsnights6940 5 років тому +6333

    six years and he's still using the same background music. that's dedication.

    • @RYNOCIRATOR_V5
      @RYNOCIRATOR_V5 5 років тому +279

      why would he ever change it? it's glorious.

    • @Sultan-lv8sj
      @Sultan-lv8sj 5 років тому +84

      This is what youtube was made for

    • @JackOfAllRAIDs
      @JackOfAllRAIDs 5 років тому +176

      Don't fix what ain't broke.

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 5 років тому +49

      I mean, he took a good long break in the middle there, but I'm so glad he's still the same!

    • @airinkstudios1
      @airinkstudios1 5 років тому +29

      It's hilarious he's sounding so serious and we know, NOT, the music so like serious museum music.

  • @aidansmith5093
    @aidansmith5093 3 роки тому +1152

    I lost it when he said "Fuck this, I want to be a dragon"

    • @bookgirlny8511
      @bookgirlny8511 3 роки тому +6

      Me too!

    • @bookgirlny8511
      @bookgirlny8511 3 роки тому +18

      But really, it’s an artichoke whose long tongue is “bendy bendy.”

    • @SopanKotbagi
      @SopanKotbagi 3 роки тому +6

      I hope you're alright and you find it soon.

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 2 роки тому +2

      I know its cliche to say this but for real i was scrolling the comments while watching and he said this right as i read the comment

    • @SopanKotbagi
      @SopanKotbagi 2 роки тому

      @@slinkerdeer so cliché

  • @Ellen-xj6qj
    @Ellen-xj6qj 3 роки тому +378

    “You stole my blue lighter’ brought back an avalanche of memories...

    • @spencerwhite6741
      @spencerwhite6741 3 роки тому +21

      Alcoholic roommate flashbacks

    • @Monjacu
      @Monjacu Рік тому +3

      Sounded a lot like Johnny Depp btw.

    • @autumn_equinox
      @autumn_equinox 10 місяців тому +3

      It was always my red ones 😳

  • @AlichinoAi
    @AlichinoAi 5 років тому +3163

    “But I’ll be huge and fearsome
    right?“
    “Oh yeah definitely...to an ant”

    • @MasterDropkicks
      @MasterDropkicks 4 роки тому +9

      YO ViViO 😂🤣

    • @xv12commander
      @xv12commander 4 роки тому +8

      I was about to commet the same thig 😂😂

    • @fsffda
      @fsffda 4 роки тому +7

      @Arlo Cordell Whats the point of just commenting the funniest quote in the video word for word

    • @marcusmcneil
      @marcusmcneil 4 роки тому +4

      Any 5'2 person

    • @kic8523
      @kic8523 4 роки тому +2

      @@fsffda Attention! Millenials, amirite?

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 років тому +7877

    I'm never calling them ants again. They are now and forever shall be the Tic Tacs of the dirt.

    • @genobreaker1054
      @genobreaker1054 5 років тому +256

      I do NOT recommend fire tic tac flavor. Or Army flavor. Or Bullet flavor.

    • @user-N20
      @user-N20 5 років тому +36

      YES

    • @katarinaberno4677
      @katarinaberno4677 5 років тому +22

      William Glass SAME

    • @katarinaberno4677
      @katarinaberno4677 5 років тому +133

      What about poppy seeds with legs though 😂

    • @Leeza3370
      @Leeza3370 5 років тому +18

      Came looking just for this comment 😆

  • @dystroyah8703
    @dystroyah8703 3 роки тому +285

    "Here we see an excerpt from the indie movie Snuffleupagus goes to war" Is one of the funniest thing i have heard this guy say

    • @extendoduck
      @extendoduck 2 роки тому +3

      I lost it I just wasn't expecting that at all

    • @dystroyah8703
      @dystroyah8703 2 роки тому

      @@extendoduck its just random

    • @unclecreepy4185
      @unclecreepy4185 2 роки тому +3

      When he said “indie movie” I thought he was saying “Indy movie” as in the new Indiana Jones movie.

    • @dystroyah8703
      @dystroyah8703 2 роки тому +3

      @@unclecreepy4185 thats funny
      Edit: nice name bro

    • @Kadagirl777
      @Kadagirl777 2 роки тому +2

      @@unclecreepy4185 Same! Got confused for a second 😂

  • @joelchong7336
    @joelchong7336 4 роки тому +80

    "Kiss a pangolin french style and it can tell you what you eat.. yesterday. Or whether you're smuggling cocaine.. iykwim" I HOLLERED

  • @danieljohns7499
    @danieljohns7499 4 роки тому +4503

    My zoology teacher pulled this up and walked out the class to go to the bathroom, he thought it was a different video

    • @Brecornaut
      @Brecornaut 4 роки тому +284

      Aw you got Zoology courses. Lucky. Lucky. LUCKY.

    • @virtualmartini
      @virtualmartini 4 роки тому +160

      If you are going to tell a lie, at least tell an interesting one.

    • @ladymagick3861
      @ladymagick3861 4 роки тому +18

      Don't. Say. Bad. Words

    • @gyv2984
      @gyv2984 4 роки тому +211

      @@ladymagick3861
      People on the internet swear all the time, get used to it.
      That being said, there's not a single curseword in this thread??

    • @rufearz
      @rufearz 4 роки тому +140

      I bet he did know, but walked out so he would not be accountable if another teacher or administrator walked in

  • @-_-8229
    @-_-8229 6 років тому +13130

    Imagine him narrating a whole BBC documentary

    • @idontcare1864
      @idontcare1864 5 років тому +160

      Soumya Sir David will like that lol

    • @jaysonckwong
      @jaysonckwong 5 років тому +392

      I think we need to start a petition for this

    • @ozbullymorales1020
      @ozbullymorales1020 5 років тому +141

      I would die from laughter.

    • @JakeLovesSteak
      @JakeLovesSteak 5 років тому +89

      Step aside, Attenborough!

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 5 років тому +57

      GET THIS DONE RIGHT NOW!

  • @allhonesty848
    @allhonesty848 4 роки тому +152

    My favorite line ever: "...looks like a walking index finger with a mullet"
    That just kills me every time.

    • @tubeutubeuful
      @tubeutubeuful 2 роки тому +3

      You died.. and came back to life?!... Multiple times?!!?

    • @KrabFish
      @KrabFish Рік тому +2

      "but millions of years of evolution didn't just prepare it for the 1980s..."

  • @ministryofzim
    @ministryofzim 4 роки тому +328

    lol, do you realize "IF" National Geographic and every Wild Animal Organization used you as a narrator; there would not be a single endangered animal on the Planet. Best Wild Life video I have ever seen!

    • @LadyNicoMura
      @LadyNicoMura 3 роки тому +10

      Education is one side of the coin.
      The other side is compassion.
      Which, sadly, most people lack.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 років тому +3961

    *F--- all this, I wanna be a dragon.*
    Why didn't anyone tell me this was an option?

    • @kdogtyson1108
      @kdogtyson1108 5 років тому +68

      Best part of the video for sure, I couldn't stop laughing. :D

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +81

      Well, you have to give nature some advance notice on this option, like, a couple of million years at least

    • @NN-ir9bj
      @NN-ir9bj 5 років тому +20

      First Last Right? Like, I could have GOTTEN somewhere in life, if I'd realized that!

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 років тому +32

      Dude, have you seen how tough those abilities are to spec into? The only player that's ever unlocked a fire-type move (that we know of) is the bombardier beetle. I've heard rumblings of human players working on something like that, but for now it's enough for them to just swap out different equips
      ua-cam.com/video/nGlnYdhYgpA/v-deo.html

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 5 років тому +5

      I tried... All I got was psoriasis and halitosis...
      I wish that was a joke.

  • @fishbrain9591
    @fishbrain9591 4 роки тому +5600

    "The pangolin cannot form stomach acids on its own, so it uses the formic acid venom of the ants to aid in their digestion."
    Pangolin: I used the ants to destroy the ants.

    • @KAG797
      @KAG797 4 роки тому +73

      this is underrated lmfao it needs more likes

    • @Loreman72
      @Loreman72 4 роки тому +46

      Grimly, fatally efficient

    • @Ricekrispy10
      @Ricekrispy10 3 роки тому +10

      @@andyman8630 Too true...

    • @questionablelifechoices7501
      @questionablelifechoices7501 3 роки тому +70

      Gone, reduced to feces

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 3 роки тому +28

      Personally I was mosty surprized by the fact that they chew their food with their stomachs. That's got'a be a useful feature.

  • @thechickenwizard8172
    @thechickenwizard8172 Рік тому +60

    I need a shirt that says "F%ck all this, i want to be a dragon"

  • @lokithemischievous2283
    @lokithemischievous2283 3 роки тому +106

    “It is cute though, like the Yoda mod of Wolverine.”
    He cracks me up so much and that is such an accurate description of the silky anteater, based on the pictures

  • @NoshuHyena
    @NoshuHyena 5 років тому +3021

    For some reason, saying "I have no idea what the rest of you is going to look like" about an Aardwolf is the cutest thing ever.

    • @bzchii7474
      @bzchii7474 4 роки тому +44

      Ive also never seen this creature thanks

    • @quantumimmortality551
      @quantumimmortality551 4 роки тому +34

      I too, in addition, have also never seen this creature. Thanks

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 4 роки тому +17

      Fourth on the never seen this animal before train. Thanks

    • @C.L.Hinton
      @C.L.Hinton 4 роки тому +31

      I've never seen (nor even heard of) an aardwolf before. I'm very pleased to be introduced to their existence.

    • @surfwayvv
      @surfwayvv 4 роки тому +17

      Never seen it either,despite the continuity of this comment thank you lol

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 5 років тому +1998

    4:20 wow... so the ants digest themselves with their own acid. That is brutal, man.

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 3 роки тому +62

    My goodness I have never seen a silky anteater before and I think now that I have, I've fallen in love. They are so precious and tiny and adorable

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 2 роки тому +2

      You really are adorable! If you haven’t looked at pictures of them, you should. So many of them look like they are smiling, particularly when their mouth is open a little bit. The eyes even squint a bit. So adorable!

  • @zeppelinsgypsy9719
    @zeppelinsgypsy9719 3 роки тому +356

    Zefrank really deserves more accolades, he’s Brilliant! He’s killed the notion that Science is boring, he’s absolutely hilarious and Hell Yes he deserves his own show. While we’re at it, Let’s give him an Academy Award, and how about he wins multiple millions on the Lottery, just for good measure? Yes? Great!! And No; Gerry gets zip.

  • @rsrt6910
    @rsrt6910 4 роки тому +2577

    I think "Pangolinman" would be a good villain for Marvels next Antman movie.

    • @GeatanoLeone
      @GeatanoLeone 3 роки тому +20

      Take a look to Killing Bites, it's a manga

    • @NecroDeath666
      @NecroDeath666 3 роки тому +6

      @@GeatanoLeone have you seen the anime yet

    • @guppybill
      @guppybill 3 роки тому +6

      Burges Merideth as The Pangolin. An appropriate choice. 'Cept he's dead. Or metabolically challenged.

    • @GeatanoLeone
      @GeatanoLeone 3 роки тому

      @@NecroDeath666 yess e

    • @questionablelifechoices7501
      @questionablelifechoices7501 3 роки тому +6

      Man-Golin? Um

  • @mickos_
    @mickos_ 4 роки тому +2712

    This guy deserves his own tv show. I’ll pay good money to watch that.

    • @richardbidinger2577
      @richardbidinger2577 4 роки тому +14

      This guy, and the guy from Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't. If you haven't seen one the Crime Pays videos, you gotta check that out.

    • @brightsunsbatuu
      @brightsunsbatuu 4 роки тому +20

      Good thing he has a patreon you cam pay good money for

    • @OpinionatedChicken59
      @OpinionatedChicken59 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe if it's on Netflix

    • @l.a.archer2695
      @l.a.archer2695 4 роки тому +5

      Yes please give him his own show! He is so histerical!! Gonna check out Crime pays, thanks!

    • @NurseOrysia1
      @NurseOrysia1 4 роки тому +4

      Me too, I'll join the petition!

  • @Gerisheng
    @Gerisheng 5 місяців тому +6

    I'm re-watching older videos and the very first line of this one had me laughing and hooked all over again. True Facts episodes never get old!

  • @HellfireLotus
    @HellfireLotus 4 роки тому +152

    "I bet it eats termites one at a time like a little piece of corn-oh my gosh, what the hell is that?" Exactly my reaction

  • @panszczekoscisk4818
    @panszczekoscisk4818 4 роки тому +2730

    Humans: Omg it's soo cute!
    Ants: DRAAAGOOOON!!!!

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 4 роки тому +82

      I wonder if ants are hoping for an insect version of the Dovahkiin?

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 роки тому +51

      @@nicholsjoshua15 *(Teeny Tiny Fus-Ro-Dah)*

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 роки тому +26

      @@weldonwin PenguilinKiin, PenguilinKiin

    • @v.7726
      @v.7726 4 роки тому +11

      One hairy boi with a good succ

    • @viking8796
      @viking8796 4 роки тому +9

      @@nicholsjoshua15 It is Antahkiin, Pangoborn!
      (basically an ant with the soul of a pangolin XD )

  • @tiffanyliu9841
    @tiffanyliu9841 5 років тому +3144

    I wish zefrank1 videos played between 3am and 4am on animal planet so drunk/tired people would question what they were watching. These videos are so amazing!!!

    • @arettbarnard7832
      @arettbarnard7832 5 років тому +92

      that and tierzoo

    • @airinkstudios1
      @airinkstudios1 5 років тому +10

      AGREED

    • @LaGuerre19
      @LaGuerre19 5 років тому +14

      this is the best idea i've ever heard about anything

    • @katarinaberno4677
      @katarinaberno4677 5 років тому +14

      Watching this while stoned is great as well😂😂😂😂

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 5 років тому +11

      I need this to be a thing

  • @mookiestewart3776
    @mookiestewart3776 3 роки тому +10

    Lol “you stole my blue lighter” 😂😂 ive had that argument so many times drunk

  • @BookishNaiad
    @BookishNaiad Рік тому +10

    Still my absolute favorite True Facts episode 🤣🤣
    "Snuffleupagus goes to war" kills me every single time 💀

    • @cynthiawadeson8843
      @cynthiawadeson8843 11 місяців тому +1

      My favorite also--feet on backwards--i watch just for that!

  • @xyz7572
    @xyz7572 6 років тому +2458

    BUT HOW DO THEY DO??

    • @maggielandrey411
      @maggielandrey411 6 років тому +151

      He's not completely back!!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 6 років тому +176

      "Imagine hiding behind your chair at the dinner table and licking the rice grains off your plate one at a time. That his how the numbat do."

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 6 років тому +9

      Jozie Charles they suck holes. That’s how the however you call it do

    • @KingRabid
      @KingRabid 6 років тому +13

      not gonna lie, i was kinda looking out for that as well. its alright tho still a nice vid

    • @ChimeraActual
      @ChimeraActual 6 років тому +7

      5:02 Echidnas fucking. You're welcome.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 5 років тому +1865

    4:29 "Snuffaluffagus Goes to War"
    I'd watch that movie!

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 5 років тому +19

      many people would, i would... FOR SURE!

    • @georgedog326
      @georgedog326 5 років тому +15

      Against the Habbidahubidanoo

    • @evo5390
      @evo5390 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 5 років тому +3

      @@evo5390 Who wouldn't want to see that? 😆

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters 5 років тому

      @@georgedog326 No nono, against Trogdar, The Burninator!

  • @megamonkeyblaster3627
    @megamonkeyblaster3627 3 роки тому +71

    "You can always stick your tongue in a dirty hole. No, that's worse". I lost it😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @libertyordeath1776.
    @libertyordeath1776. 2 роки тому +20

    Fun fact: Sometimes echindnas like to collect gemstones but they don't do it as much anymore because others like to steal them. One time an echindna even had to get help from a hedgehog and a fox to get his back.

  • @b.w.8104
    @b.w.8104 4 роки тому +3695

    I'm here from the future DON'T EAT THE DAMN PANGOLINS!

  • @crosswise98
    @crosswise98 4 роки тому +681

    "F all this, I want to be a dragon", now there's some logic I can get behind

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 роки тому +4

      YES!!!

    • @snekysneks
      @snekysneks 3 роки тому +2

      This is why pangolins are my favorite animal

    • @adhoccerswings
      @adhoccerswings 3 роки тому +4

      Seems quite very reasonable to me

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 роки тому +2

      @@adhoccerswings 🤣👍

    • @waynehughes7826
      @waynehughes7826 3 роки тому +1

      yea, its just made me wake everyone up laughing

  • @TheEllie138
    @TheEllie138 3 роки тому +46

    "The echidna's back feet are rotated in the opposite direction, and I've never seen that before!"
    Well we have now!
    I've come from the future to tell you that tardigrades (aka moss piglets) also have their back legs on backwards!
    I just want Echidna to have more friends..... no I'm not projecting

  • @ferrbarrios95
    @ferrbarrios95 3 роки тому +8

    "but millions of years of adaptation didn't just prepared him for the 1980"
    Gold, gold I say

  • @r.a.d.d.a.d.7903
    @r.a.d.d.a.d.7903 4 роки тому +1106

    “You stole my blue lighter”😂

    • @Nouveau0
      @Nouveau0 4 роки тому +2

      @@miamormoncheri I still don't get it 😂

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому +20

      jizzeschrist - it’s a joke about how drunk people say random stuff that makes no sense.

    • @williamorr9203
      @williamorr9203 4 роки тому +3

      Ya,lol.only in the mind of this narrator, help is available.

    • @kellynopenothanks9781
      @kellynopenothanks9781 4 роки тому +2

      This is the one that made me , yeah. Pen go. Lin.

    • @williamorr9203
      @williamorr9203 4 роки тому +1

      @@kellynopenothanks9781 ???

  • @Cameron-yq5ug
    @Cameron-yq5ug 6 років тому +440

    Imagine French kissing a whole colony of little tic tacs with legs. That..is how a pangolin do.

    • @pictishwolf7
      @pictishwolf7 6 років тому +16

      CBGaming He totally should add that and give you credit.

    • @Cameron-yq5ug
      @Cameron-yq5ug 6 років тому +2

      PictishWolf xD thanks

    • @ribby9069
      @ribby9069 6 років тому

      PictishWolf I don’t think he’d need to give credit. It’s just two things that he said in the video combined along with the catchphrase of the series

  • @tuxuhds6955
    @tuxuhds6955 2 роки тому +3

    May 2022 and this one is still one of your best written vids.

  • @PhilieBlunt666
    @PhilieBlunt666 6 років тому +599

    Ahh frank, we have missed you 😄

  • @keen8271
    @keen8271 6 років тому +333

    The world is a better place because of you.

  • @gatordragon8824
    @gatordragon8824 3 роки тому +1

    That cuddly looking silky anteater is adorable.

  • @blurryface6825
    @blurryface6825 3 роки тому +9

    Rediscovered your channel after ~5yrs, and binging it these days. You're a genius dude!

  • @diegolucero4609
    @diegolucero4609 6 років тому +254

    The way he says "bebbies"

    • @neonheadmutt
      @neonheadmutt 5 років тому +4

      Diego Lucero that's how he dooo

  • @Titanic_401
    @Titanic_401 6 років тому +1917

    I missed you.

    • @icemirror4116
      @icemirror4116 6 років тому +32

      Titanic We all missed him

    • @jj344444
      @jj344444 6 років тому +81

      You didnt miss the iceberg though

    • @moussedrizzl77
      @moussedrizzl77 6 років тому +28

      Titanic, how does it feel like down there, you know, under the sea

    • @rainqw8283
      @rainqw8283 6 років тому +1

      Titanic i missed titanic

    • @slywenda
      @slywenda 6 років тому +1

      Titanic I missed you too....SUBCRIBE to Sliding Window... Also the one you in the sink looked like a fucking rouch

  • @My2Cents1
    @My2Cents1 3 роки тому +3

    0:58... Whoa... Pokémon do exist, and I want one. I mean... this animal can't be real because it looks soooo over designed.. no ... contrived.... and adorable.

  • @irakdallen8818
    @irakdallen8818 2 роки тому +1

    "You stole my blue lighter". Lmao that hit me in a way I never thought I'd feel again. Had to resort to lying about not having one..and lord forbid I forget my lie and pull one out at any moment there.

  • @robeyhines8149
    @robeyhines8149 6 років тому +2308

    Pangolins are the most illegally trafficked animal in the world. This is a very prevalent issue but most people don’t even know of such a creature. They are hunted for the obvious appeal of collecting their scales to make trinkets and accessories or clothing items; but they are also considered a delicacy amongst parts of China and Vietnam and are a symbol of wealth to be consumed because of their valuable meat. The natural defense mechanism to curl in a ball may shield it from a slew of larger animals of prey, but leaves them helpless when humans come along just to scoop up the balled up innocent creature to poach.

    • @Namela_
      @Namela_ 6 років тому +52

      Do they taste good tho?

    • @Gaiwen_Li
      @Gaiwen_Li 6 років тому +11

      Robey Hines I don’t think eating exotic animals is all that common in China and Vietnam

    • @Gaiwen_Li
      @Gaiwen_Li 6 років тому

      FD AJ probably just tastes like stringy meat

    • @gabilurio4270
      @gabilurio4270 6 років тому +31

      Robey Hines , you must be so much fun at parties.

    • @jenewok
      @jenewok 6 років тому +65

      Chanelle Lee - Google it...you'll change your mind.

  • @edgarw5872
    @edgarw5872 4 роки тому +953

    "Oh... hello *laughs* I have no idea what the rest of you is going to look like..... Oppe *laughing* there you are! Theres the rest of you!!"
    probably one of my favorite moments/lines from these videos. its just... so genuine ahaha

  • @shadydusty1023
    @shadydusty1023 4 роки тому +11

    2:14 Its so cute
    Literally 1 second later
    OH MY LORD HAHAHAHA

  • @BobJones-rs3wy
    @BobJones-rs3wy 4 роки тому +15

    SNUFFELUPAGUS GOES TO WAR!!!!!!
    "Oh, Berrrrd."

    • @viridian5maureen853
      @viridian5maureen853 3 роки тому +3

      On this channel, it would be "Oh, Byurrrrd."

    • @BobJones-rs3wy
      @BobJones-rs3wy 3 роки тому +1

      @@viridian5maureen853 you are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

    • @viridian5maureen853
      @viridian5maureen853 3 роки тому +2

      @@BobJones-rs3wy Excellent, because that is how I prefer to do.

  • @SirPerfectful
    @SirPerfectful 6 років тому +142

    "Go French style with a pangolin and it can tell you what you ate . . . *yesterday* ."

    • @samanthabourne4865
      @samanthabourne4865 6 років тому +6

      'Or if you're smuggling cocaine...if ya know what I mean.' ;)

  • @ethanotoroculus1060
    @ethanotoroculus1060 6 років тому +860

    I always knew you'd spring back to your old self in an instant, and this is proof of that! The whole video just rings of that whole "I was just getting started" vibe, I love it so incredibly much. Long live Zefrankster!

  • @KarelPZ
    @KarelPZ 3 роки тому +1

    I just found your videos on UA-cam. And I love them all.

  • @evanseekins517
    @evanseekins517 3 роки тому +2

    This one went so far off into the weeds with an already completely crazy examination of evolution. One of the finest.

  • @HonestOutlawReviews
    @HonestOutlawReviews 6 років тому +1826

    Man I'm glad you are back, thank for the hilarious videos!!!

    • @jonson2100
      @jonson2100 6 років тому +3

      What the Outlaw said!!!

    • @andrews6013
      @andrews6013 6 років тому +1

      Just what I was going to say

    • @jameswatson7052
      @jameswatson7052 3 роки тому

      @@jonson2100 video 7vuviv8hi Jon Not to good at this, 😅🤣🍺🤣🤣🤣🥭🥥🍆🍉🍉🍉🥬🥥🥥🥥🥥

  • @Major1745
    @Major1745 6 років тому +3278

    I hope you are happy to be back! I can say that UA-cam’s cripplingly lonely community is happy!
    Keep trying Justin Y, you’ll get to this stage one day...

    • @nickjs5773
      @nickjs5773 6 років тому +16

      I concur

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy 6 років тому +14

      TøXìÇ As a cripplingly lonely person I gotta say, yes.

    • @spinninground8689
      @spinninground8689 6 років тому +2

      I love your vids
      Butt Atwater. Haha

    • @4est82
      @4est82 6 років тому +3

      TøXìÇ where did he go???

    • @spinninground8689
      @spinninground8689 6 років тому +1

      TøXìÇ I'm here I love you

  • @Absolute_Goblin
    @Absolute_Goblin 2 роки тому +4

    You ever think about how awesome the life forms on our planet are? Like imagine meeting someone from another planet and trying to explain this sweet armored anteater thing.

  • @siblej1
    @siblej1 4 роки тому +12

    This guy is hilarious. Never stop being hilarious 😝

  • @Texelion3Dprints
    @Texelion3Dprints 6 років тому +161

    Platypus : you can't get weirder than that
    Echidna : hold my ant-filled-beer

    • @drakeaciago6491
      @drakeaciago6491 6 років тому +1

      i don t know platypus have poison also , for my is a draw

    • @jlsherry133
      @jlsherry133 6 років тому

      Can't find it must be one of your other puns

    • @SirRebrl
      @SirRebrl 6 років тому +6

      drake - The platypus is venomous. Poison and venom get confused, but poison is absorbed or ingested and venom gets injected.

    • @MMD1591
      @MMD1591 6 років тому

      Tell That to Pokemon.

    • @drakeaciago6491
      @drakeaciago6491 6 років тому

      SirRebrl you are right , but still I am correct they are weird ,

  • @autumnsurvived7
    @autumnsurvived7 6 років тому +195

    "rah rrgh you stole my blue lighter"

  • @the7blu
    @the7blu 3 роки тому +9

    “The tamandua is not as graceful with the walking on the ground but tho. A bit like a bro after a chest and tris day at the gym”

  • @davidg5629
    @davidg5629 3 роки тому +6

    The ants almost took over the planet. Thank you, pangolins!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +2643

    Please never leave us again

    • @julianz7555
      @julianz7555 6 років тому +23

      Chris Hansen should’ve asked him to take a seat

    • @HelloHello8D
      @HelloHello8D 6 років тому +7

      Justin Y. I can agree with you there

    • @musicat100
      @musicat100 6 років тому +40

      You're literally everywhere omg

    • @hajarmdn4883
      @hajarmdn4883 6 років тому +52

      How many hours do you spend on UA-cam mate? You're slowly becoming a legend

    • @youssefsaad9277
      @youssefsaad9277 6 років тому +14

      I wont be surprised if there videos made about you. Youre becoming a youtube myth

  • @karmakittenz69
    @karmakittenz69 4 роки тому +502

    2020: Revenge of the pangolins......

  • @benodaboy
    @benodaboy 2 роки тому +2

    Like a hamster held in a fart so long it all went “pop”
    😂😂

  • @alexhodson6342
    @alexhodson6342 2 роки тому +1

    I don't know why UA-cam recommended this to me, but this video is the funniest thing I've seen all year. Fantastic 😁

  • @colixion2116
    @colixion2116 5 років тому +330

    The echidna kinda looks like if a hedgehog decided not to use hair spray.

  • @phantomofdeath
    @phantomofdeath 6 років тому +116

    And lo, Morgan Freeman said
    "Let the UA-cam king of animal comedy return."
    And thus, because he is Morgan Freeman, it was so.

  • @mablesmaplemoose1175
    @mablesmaplemoose1175 3 роки тому +5

    “And then there’s the echidna”
    Me; oh boy- he’s gonna mention it, isent he?-

  • @bebebutterfield7699
    @bebebutterfield7699 3 роки тому +1

    I love you zefrank1 for the laughs and entertainment. You brighten my day. Thank you!

  • @muemamuema8020
    @muemamuema8020 5 років тому +907

    You stole my blue lighter

  • @olejohnson5159
    @olejohnson5159 4 роки тому +814

    that pangolins scales are so beautiful, can't believe someone could eat such a magnificent creature

    • @speedweed683
      @speedweed683 4 роки тому +64

      It looks like a pineapple

    • @ulfyn2143
      @ulfyn2143 4 роки тому +58

      Martin Shkreli I would only eat them in a survival situation but I am not in a survival situation so yeah how fucking dare they.

    • @ulfyn2143
      @ulfyn2143 4 роки тому +7

      Martin Shkreli agreed

    • @DubstepBoy1995
      @DubstepBoy1995 4 роки тому +11

      I think pangolins have a different type of Coronavirus in the blood.. like bats have.

    • @fabplays6559
      @fabplays6559 4 роки тому +32

      I mean... chickens and ducks are rather pretty, too.

  • @samuellay1481
    @samuellay1481 4 місяці тому

    The way he describes how all the jokes throughout the whole video connected at the end is literal genius. Zefrank is one of the best youtubers of all time

  • @locthiennguyen
    @locthiennguyen 3 роки тому +30

    "Just remember, no matter how different you are, you can always just stop using your teeth and use your tongue. Nope, nah that's not right.
    You can always stick your tongue in a dirty hole, no that's......that's worse...."
    I'm dying =]]]

  • @fyxation
    @fyxation 6 років тому +410

    Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to drink coffee and watch this. My nasal cavity burns a delicious burn.

    • @AtomiskZabaleta
      @AtomiskZabaleta 6 років тому +5

      A delicious, caffeinated burn...

    • @boarder2k7
      @boarder2k7 6 років тому +1

      Hah, I just nearly did the same!

    • @sbvrs4598
      @sbvrs4598 6 років тому +5

      This was supposed to be idle research on a species of shrimp that I just learned about their existence. My coffee fell out of my mouth, sitting back in a comfortable chair this morning.

    • @felinecontrolled
      @felinecontrolled 5 років тому +1

      Beer. Dead gods, beer is worst.

    • @BlackFox0911
      @BlackFox0911 5 років тому

      Chronic allergy sufferer. A 20oz Dr. Pepper that had been in my car (in the middle of summer) for almost a week. My sinuses were clear for about 2 weeks

  • @respectableaf9061
    @respectableaf9061 6 років тому +104

    The Pangolin = The evolution of a pinecone

    • @TheAscael
      @TheAscael 6 років тому +1

      Do they pop when in heat?

  • @izzyjones7108
    @izzyjones7108 2 роки тому +4

    I love zefrank. absolutely GOLDEN, ponyboy. you make learning about animals fun and the unique way you describe things sticks in my grey matter and i truly hope that you keep doing this for a very long time. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼💖💖💖💖😎🧠

  • @ssc4153
    @ssc4153 3 роки тому

    Your narration of these videos just crack me up.....I look for them just so that I can listen to what you have to say about the particular animals. I just love it!

  • @meesterSmeeth4182
    @meesterSmeeth4182 4 роки тому +378

    "I like rice. Rice is great, when you're hungry and want 2000 of something." Mitch Hedberg

  • @vexingdata2956
    @vexingdata2956 4 роки тому +157

    When an ant bites you: "These tic-tacs are spicy."

  • @kotomiichinose2929
    @kotomiichinose2929 4 роки тому +12

    Nobody gonna talk about the “TICTACS OF THE DIRT”? 😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonygaribay320
    @anthonygaribay320 Рік тому

    Man ur videos are amazing 👏🏽👏🏽 nothing but gold thanks for everything that you do ! 🤙🏽👊🏽

  • @pinky0558
    @pinky0558 5 років тому +414

    *WALKING INDEX FINGER WITH A MULLET*

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-jl9gl
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-jl9gl 6 років тому +204

    *our lord has posted*

    • @RinaLottie1994
      @RinaLottie1994 6 років тому

      1,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos 😂😂

  • @lauriem5751
    @lauriem5751 3 роки тому +1

    We need to hear from you more often, Zfrank!!

  • @angieando3376
    @angieando3376 3 роки тому +1

    I love it when you giggle...

  • @RalFingerLP
    @RalFingerLP 6 років тому +512

    I was watching the mantis shirmp so many times, good to have you back :)

    • @thatguyofdark
      @thatguyofdark 6 років тому +3

      yep thats one of my favorites too

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian 6 років тому +5

      My go to video was the owl

    • @voxbox697
      @voxbox697 6 років тому +2

      Well it was watching you too..............no wait..... 6 times.

    • @kristinkunie8756
      @kristinkunie8756 6 років тому +5

      One of my favorites, which was the first zefrank video I ever watched, is the Cuttlefish... That's always the first video I show people when I tell them of zefrank.

    • @hsquirrel7407
      @hsquirrel7407 6 років тому +2

      For me its always marsupials.

  • @DJZephyr
    @DJZephyr 6 років тому +137

    I totally want there to be a "Snuffleupagus Goes to War" now.

    • @bonhomhongon2794
      @bonhomhongon2794 6 років тому

      _NOW_

    • @curlyfryactual
      @curlyfryactual 6 років тому +1

      Underrated joke, I wheezed

    • @randomrainbow4479
      @randomrainbow4479 6 років тому +2

      I want to see him kitted out like an Oliphant. Barbed wire tusks and everything.

    • @martinXY
      @martinXY 6 років тому +1

      "Are you sure about this, Bird?"

  • @victoryvici7262
    @victoryvici7262 Рік тому +5

    This man deserves an Oscar

  • @chiconapeacefulpath
    @chiconapeacefulpath 4 роки тому

    Omg Zefrank! You light up my world! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🕊♾🧚‍♀️

  • @cafedeflore
    @cafedeflore 4 роки тому +293

    Anteaters are walking index fingers with a mullet and leg warmers. That's the only way to describe them now.

    • @Lucidopherus
      @Lucidopherus 4 роки тому +2

      i can’t get that out of my head.

  • @datboi7669
    @datboi7669 5 років тому +151

    "Tic tacs of dirt"
    Truly genius narration.

  • @I4get42
    @I4get42 3 роки тому

    Future me here... Hi Ze! This one poped up again for me today and I still love this video and the whole series.

  • @JasonAStillman
    @JasonAStillman Рік тому

    Love the classical music, it's all just so well done!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +4286

    I still can't believe that you have returned to youtube, it's a miracle!

    • @meozzarella
      @meozzarella 6 років тому +28

      hes been back for a while

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 років тому +90

      Notifications

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 6 років тому +44

      Justin Y. Ikr. It's like the 2nd coming of Jesus

    • @d1gitalbathtub
      @d1gitalbathtub 6 років тому +34

      Justin Y. Dude seriously sTOP FOLLOWING ME

    • @DG-gx8pn
      @DG-gx8pn 6 років тому +37

      Justin Y. Tell me ONE channel you don’t watch

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu 6 років тому +69

    "You stole my blue lighter." lol

  • @michael92594
    @michael92594 Рік тому

    I love your style. Teaching with my kind of humor

  • @NovelG89
    @NovelG89 4 роки тому +2

    I am dying🤣🤣🤣Why have I not seen these vids before. Absolute gold!

    • @annehenry6243
      @annehenry6243 3 роки тому

      You have to watch the stinkhorn mushroom, marsupials, the giraffe, and the lemur...are some of my favs.

  • @deonatillman
    @deonatillman 6 років тому +140

    "Oh, hello!... I have no idea what the rest of you is going to look like" mood 2018