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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2016
  • equanimity.
    ((thesaurus people, don't hurt me i mean well. i'm a 'copacetic' and 'simpatico' person i promise))
    also- pigeon documentary if ur curious: • Video
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    I do not own the pigeon documentary. (lol)
    And this tells me you read the description, which means you respect what I have to say! Thank you :D According to the website, you're very "fine and dandy".... nah I'm just gonna use the word "nice". Yeah that's better.
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  • @skylar_scribblez
    @skylar_scribblez 4 роки тому +3631

    “Hey mom mind passing me the *_moo juice_* ?” “Ah yes a fine delicacy.”

    • @ShadowZZZ
      @ShadowZZZ 4 роки тому +25

      dairy is scary, I recommend the youtube video that goes by this title

    • @puddlel1ama327
      @puddlel1ama327 4 роки тому +18

      Pass the blue milk, Aunt Beru.

    • @EleanoraDzen
      @EleanoraDzen 4 роки тому +3

      The first time I heard moo juice was watching Xmen evolution

    • @lilgoobdoob6161
      @lilgoobdoob6161 4 роки тому +6

      I laughed so hard lol

    • @cyn2840
      @cyn2840 4 роки тому +4

      OoOooOooOoo The moo juice is very Expensive And Extraordinary.....In other words milk cost alot and taste nice

  • @badegg2472
    @badegg2472 4 роки тому +4730

    why say "i want to die" when you could say "i have an urge to breath one's last"

    • @coolperson1158
      @coolperson1158 4 роки тому +54

      604 i- uh- sure

    • @danboekenoogen4957
      @danboekenoogen4957 4 роки тому +40

      604 *Verboss increases*

    • @littenthebest1599
      @littenthebest1599 4 роки тому +33

      why say i want to die when you can say "color directed toward finish"

    • @applechomper6514
      @applechomper6514 4 роки тому +63

      Why say “I want my pop tart to be done.” When you can say “I want my hard pastry with a jelly like middle to finish warming up.

    • @cassyplays2104
      @cassyplays2104 4 роки тому +10

      Noted😂

  • @re-blitz
    @re-blitz 2 роки тому +1689

    “More muscle bound than a gorilla”
    “Pigeon”
    This suggest a pigeon could crush my skull with its feets

    • @PrinceGemJ
      @PrinceGemJ 2 роки тому +100

      He's not wrong, I used to be totally normal until I messed with a pigeon. Now they call me the headless horseman.

    • @ShierakQiya
      @ShierakQiya 2 роки тому +26

      I mean, have you ever let one try?

    • @Idrinkpurelithium
      @Idrinkpurelithium 2 роки тому +23

      i have a pet pigeon, want me to test?

    • @Idrinkpurelithium
      @Idrinkpurelithium 2 роки тому +10

      his/her name is egg birb- i man sugar

    • @zodiac-zt3vp
      @zodiac-zt3vp 2 роки тому +11

      Guys you should call colds or flu's "Upper respiratory tract infection" to sound good and also add more word to your essay

  • @rainy_days2316
    @rainy_days2316 Рік тому +104

    "and how many people use it for fanfiction-"
    *perspiration enhances*

  • @fachriahmadbaryza7616
    @fachriahmadbaryza7616 3 роки тому +2065

    "Dear son, have you consume the moo juice?"
    "Indubitably, mother"

    • @doodle4914
      @doodle4914 3 роки тому +8

      XD

    • @sumaiyasaleque
      @sumaiyasaleque 3 роки тому +39

      I strongly dislike moo juice

    • @witheryt1617
      @witheryt1617 3 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @Goldfish_Brain
      @Goldfish_Brain 3 роки тому +26

      I Loathe the moo juice, good sir. Cheerio good chap! I now must consume thy ocean juice...

    • @soup6925
      @soup6925 3 роки тому +6

      Good son, now let’s perambulate over to the convince store for more moo juice.

  • @caseolum
    @caseolum 4 роки тому +4022

    The fact that you consider “baffling” a fancy word is truly baffling.

    • @qbc_03x65
      @qbc_03x65 4 роки тому +207

      Ila Dayaneni she attempted in her informative documentary, with humorous elements, to try and discombobulate our conscious minds with her perplexing verbiage

    • @tchgs11zdok15
      @tchgs11zdok15 4 роки тому +65

      @@qbc_03x65 *to be or not to be*

    • @tchgs11zdok15
      @tchgs11zdok15 4 роки тому +15

      (I'm lazy)

    • @utkarshdubey3435
      @utkarshdubey3435 4 роки тому +39

      And henceforth

    • @classonbread5757
      @classonbread5757 4 роки тому +40

      @@utkarshdubey3435 That's a word for simpletons, you must use words like "ergo".

  • @shanonymous2010
    @shanonymous2010 3 роки тому +59

    The entire pigeon part was absolute gold

  • @ellieee8490
    @ellieee8490 2 роки тому +630

    The fact that "moo juice" is an acceptable replacement for milk though-
    Welp.
    *I know what I'm calling it for the next ten years.*

  • @jaidenanimations
    @jaidenanimations  7 років тому +10741

    i used the wrong "barren", frikking.... okay whatever

  • @otnielcolorado
    @otnielcolorado 7 років тому +12480

    The Pigeon part killed me

  • @aligaming7575
    @aligaming7575 2 роки тому +75

    6:35
    "Jaiden hit itself in confusion!"
    for real though, cant stop looping the bloopers... i feel bad but it's just too funny
    *and relatable*

  • @MarcyVA
    @MarcyVA 3 роки тому +87

    Why say “I loved this video! It was very funny!” When you could say “I cherished this prerecorded program! It was astonishingly entertaining!”
    What the hell did I just say...

    • @mininunbread1426
      @mininunbread1426 2 роки тому +4

      You said words

    • @DocuzanQuitomos
      @DocuzanQuitomos 2 роки тому +8

      Hahahaha XD. Or you can try: "Verily, I adored this animated broadcast! With no doubts, it was an experience I catalogue as exceptionally pleasant" XD.

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 2 роки тому +1

      Read it

  • @darkrose821
    @darkrose821 4 роки тому +2002

    Why say "I want to hit you in the face with a brick" when you could say "One wishes to acquaintance your face with the fundamental tool in building walls, repeatedly"

    • @Kitty_C
      @Kitty_C 4 роки тому +11

      yeah

    • @jamingchannel3021
      @jamingchannel3021 4 роки тому +208

      Why say "One wishes to acquaintance your face with the fundamental tool in building walls, repeatedly" when you could instead say "One human being (being ones self) has an undying urge, an intense wanting to apply control of ones hands and fingers to pick up from the ground or its current resting place - a brick (a rectangular unit made of clay or a concrete like material which is essential to the construction of various architectural items which include but are not limited to walls, buildings and houses) and assault the the facial and head area of another homosapien often due to a repetitive annoyance caused by said homosapien and inflicted onto ones self. The assault using the rectangular construction unit is often with the intent to harm or cease the life of said homosapien."

    • @stephanieking3179
      @stephanieking3179 4 роки тому +42

      @@jamingchannel3021 w0w

    • @NotYourBub
      @NotYourBub 4 роки тому +17

      Repeatedly

    • @musa_adeel
      @musa_adeel 4 роки тому +8

      😂 I’m DYING RN LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @butteredchocolate
    @butteredchocolate 4 роки тому +3967

    "Hey can you pass the moo juice?"
    "Indubitably."
    "Much obliged."
    "No worries."
    Now that's one heck of a conversation

    • @zimcatduckie2283
      @zimcatduckie2283 3 роки тому +19

      Lol

    • @four.muffinteers
      @four.muffinteers 3 роки тому +13

      👌🏻

    • @gautamim920
      @gautamim920 3 роки тому +12

      i would like to witness dat :3

    • @Areegatoe
      @Areegatoe 3 роки тому +78

      Better first line (idea): "Sorry to bother you, kind sir/madam, but it would be most delightful if you could be so generous to relinquish the moo juice to my hand."

    • @KC0407
      @KC0407 3 роки тому +7

      👌 its perfect

  • @reynXIII
    @reynXIII Рік тому +22

    Jaiden, as an active fanfic writer and reader, definitly more people use it for fanfics, literally no one in real life refers to eyes as orbs but we still do it, or no one writes "the older raven-haired woman looked away because she could feel the heat on her cheeks" instead of "Jamie wasn't looking at Rosie because she was blushing", but we do so in the fanfic world

    • @astra8372
      @astra8372 Рік тому +3

      If I was writing fanfictions I'd prefer to use my own vocabulary though, maybe I would use references from different sources but I feel like writing is kind of art, so I'd want to "paint" the text myself when possible and when appropriate. I'd try to not overdo it though, fanfictions are meant to be read and understood rather than giving headaches to both the writers and readers.

    • @unihorn458
      @unihorn458 Рік тому +5

      As a fanfic writer myself we need to find ways of writing the same thing or refer to the same person without being repetitive-... It's better than writing "Jamie" or "She" 6 times in one paragraph T)

    • @reynXIII
      @reynXIII Рік тому +3

      @@unihorn458 I agree, and sometimes is so freakin hard to find sustantives for words that people understand, especially if you really hate repitition at all. I remember one time I think I used the name of the protag only 3 times in a chapter

    • @unihorn458
      @unihorn458 Рік тому +2

      @@reynXIII That's sounds like an achievement! I don't think I could

  • @dianacrystal6972
    @dianacrystal6972 2 роки тому +3

    4:03
    ...
    I feel called out
    Though the stories I write are always wholesome and full of fluff, just cause angst makes me cry too much. TwT

  • @soggywaffles_02
    @soggywaffles_02 3 роки тому +2757

    Why say "Mom can I have a cookie?" when you can say "Mother, I would be most grateful if you let me consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates"
    edit: WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL LIKING AND REPLYING TO THIS!?!? this joke wasn't even that funny istg 💀

    • @_kaisetsu_
      @_kaisetsu_ 3 роки тому +144

      Odd1out soobway

    • @Penisstrangler
      @Penisstrangler 3 роки тому +71

      Theodd1sout reference!

    • @_kaisetsu_
      @_kaisetsu_ 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @simple3555
      @simple3555 3 роки тому +65

      "whatever nerd go get yourself something at soubway"

    • @_kaisetsu_
      @_kaisetsu_ 3 роки тому +6

      @@simple3555 you got it a bit wrong

  • @nicolepancakezzz
    @nicolepancakezzz 5 років тому +1822

    My teachers: Write detailed sentences.
    Me: Ok....
    *LATER*
    My Teachers: You have very limited word counts, so simplify sentences.
    Me: You said write detailed sentences?
    My Teachers: Do both.
    Me: _what_

    • @nadaschannel7812
      @nadaschannel7812 5 років тому +34

      Nicole Pancakezzz school in a nutshell 😂

    • @mra4521
      @mra4521 5 років тому +12

      We want you to write succinctly.

    • @Tweetyresm
      @Tweetyresm 5 років тому +7

      Brilliant brevity is what my teacher called it... smh... it's definitely a skill

    • @mra4521
      @mra4521 5 років тому +3

      @@TweetyresmTweetyresm what my fellow teachers are supposed to do, and what school districts are supposed to give us time and resources to do, is have you submit a draft, grade that, and then we can teach you how to be succinct as you re-write your paper. At least that is how I see it and try to teach it whenever I can.

    • @sammythebones
      @sammythebones 5 років тому +1

      Why. Why do people write these things... THEY DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE!! 🤨

  • @m1gr4ines
    @m1gr4ines 3 роки тому +17

    "But think....how many more memes could you look through"
    "Jaiden, but isn't this a meme?"

  • @vanessas17
    @vanessas17 3 роки тому +2

    "Revamping common phrases" @4:49
    Sounds like how Starfire speaks, I love it

  • @Angel-zy7hn
    @Angel-zy7hn 7 років тому +2735

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE PIGEON HELP

    • @glencoconut
      @glencoconut 7 років тому +7

      SAME I NEED HELP TOO XD

    • @jamdeluxe7456
      @jamdeluxe7456 7 років тому +37

      Pigeons are the master race of all reality

    • @wommiez
      @wommiez 7 років тому

      +Divine Nymph UTTrash same oh god

    • @Asunsx
      @Asunsx 7 років тому +5

      THE PIGEON, THE MOST SOFISTICATED ANIMAL ON EARTH

    • @135roze
      @135roze 7 років тому +10

      +Angel Patel You mean: I'm joshing vaguely unyielding at the pigeon help (I just went on thesaurus.com and pooped this out XD)

  • @ivorstirling8568
    @ivorstirling8568 4 роки тому +2387

    Jaiden then: *talks about words*
    Jaiden now: sO i PeEd On mY wALleT

    • @Anndoob
      @Anndoob 4 роки тому +38

      F**k it

    • @teodorionescu4046
      @teodorionescu4046 4 роки тому +97

      do NOT fuck the wallet! I repeat do NOT fuck the wallet!

    • @franzsteiner2341
      @franzsteiner2341 4 роки тому +56

      @@teodorionescu4046 I did not fuck my wallet. I don't want to fuck my wallet. I have never fucked my wallet. I wouldn't fantasize about my wallet sexually, and have not.

    • @prideallyear8123
      @prideallyear8123 4 роки тому +61

      These comments are the kind of shit you find on tumblr at 2AM. I love it

    • @somepansimp9250
      @somepansimp9250 4 роки тому +4

      Roman sanders yes haha

  • @sethlees4542
    @sethlees4542 2 роки тому +10

    Jaiden can turn anything into a meme in the best way possible

  • @PansyPops
    @PansyPops 10 місяців тому +3

    I think I’m sleep deprived, hearing “moo juice” made me cry in laughter

  • @littleshiverspike1337
    @littleshiverspike1337 5 років тому +3418

    I have a very technical word for you, Jaiden.
    Yeet- An object being thrown at high velocity.

  • @ccdyver
    @ccdyver 5 років тому +1579

    *feasting* on our streets.
    holy... pigeons eat our streets?
    ***THE MORE YOU KNOW***
    Edit: Christ--
    Haven't had this many likes ever-
    Thanks for all the likes for my stupid little joke.

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 4 місяці тому +2

    You struggling in the bloopers with "as a society" reminded me of an occurrence last week where I wanted to tell two classmates of mine that I had the song "Digital Ripples" from the _Belle_ soundtrack stuck in my head. And I for the heck of it couldn't say it smoothly and correctly, dang it!

  • @Lyk0ss
    @Lyk0ss 2 роки тому +22

    I know Im a little late, but teachers generally dont want you to write all fancy, they want content. But people are lazy and think that using a more expansive lexicon will make them sound better, as its easier to lengthen a sentence than do research another point about your topic.
    Most college profs I have had just wanted us to be as brief as possible. Strict word limits, make your statement, make your points, conclusion.

    • @twistedtachyon5877
      @twistedtachyon5877 2 роки тому +2

      Doubly so if the writer doesn't actually know what the words they're using mean. Some of Jaiden's examples changed the meaning completely or weren't constructed correctly. Thesaurus overload!

  • @Pljv1
    @Pljv1 5 років тому +583

    Pigeons can be killed by turtles.
    Thats how much of a evolution masterpiece they are.

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 5 років тому +15

      João Victor
      Pigeons can be killed by a _worm_ (choking, parasites)...

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 5 років тому +3

      Blue Diamond
      Worm and ant

    • @_-daphne-_
      @_-daphne-_ 5 років тому +2

      wow .-.

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 5 років тому +2

      Indubitably

    • @simonk4174
      @simonk4174 5 років тому

      What do you mean pigeons can be killed by turtles!? Since when are turtles hunting pigeons?

  • @artcakes1390
    @artcakes1390 4 роки тому +1279

    Me as a 4th Grader: :P
    A 6th grader: Can I borrow a pen?
    4th Grade Me Trying to be cool: INDUBITABLY

  • @jellythedumbass6801
    @jellythedumbass6801 2 роки тому +6

    5:00 YOU CANT DO THAT WHILE IM IN PUBLIC

  • @Rubywing4
    @Rubywing4 2 роки тому +3

    "Would you like to hang out?"
    "Do you authorize conduction of our own selves constituting a gathering appointment?"
    That last one sounds like something Sheldon Cooper would say LMAO

  • @unicorncat560
    @unicorncat560 7 років тому +689

    You know said can mean...
    Said=announced
    Said: mentioned
    Said=blurted
    Said=answered
    Said=chattered
    Said=rambles
    Said=concluded
    Said=finished
    Said=started
    Said=flirted
    Said=sighed
    Said=started
    Said=worded

    • @evilqueen-et1du
      @evilqueen-et1du 7 років тому +6

      Kitty Plus Flower Thanks you that's very helpful

    • @lunamae8257
      @lunamae8257 6 років тому +15

      Kitty Plus Flower wait does that means I can say this?
      I flirted " banana" in my front of my friend

    • @unicorncat560
      @unicorncat560 6 років тому

      Luna Mae yes. Very much. :3

    • @levilion4267
      @levilion4267 6 років тому +23

      Thank you, this will help me with my fanfi- _essay_

    • @cheesestain2118
      @cheesestain2118 6 років тому +2

      So I can make a book saying
      Jack announced HI there

  • @AmiYamato
    @AmiYamato 7 років тому +11856

    Thanks Jaiden. I really enjoyed this. So relatable!.
    oh... sorry, I should really say:
    *I extend my gratitude to you, Jaiden! My amusement was unquestionably satisfied. It was indeed empathetic to my own experiences*

    • @Cordiformi
      @Cordiformi 7 років тому +249

      BAHAHA

    • @vidoodles
      @vidoodles 7 років тому +254

      Ami, I really want to hear you say that in your sexy british accent!

    • @jaidenanimations
      @jaidenanimations  7 років тому +2805

      anytime, fellow acquaintance

    • @jylstudios
      @jylstudios 7 років тому +90

      +Jaiden Animations I have the same name as you but it is spelled Jaden

    • @aliceplays5092
      @aliceplays5092 7 років тому +43

      I talk like that whenever I RolePlay as some of my characters xD
      And sometimes I actually just talk like this o.o

  • @urwahussain1581
    @urwahussain1581 Рік тому +5

    Amy is dating john
    Jaiden: Oh, I ship it.
    John and Amy: Waa

  • @sigacy1374
    @sigacy1374 3 роки тому +4

    1:36 idk why but i can't stop laughing at this

  • @iambird.2153
    @iambird.2153 3 роки тому +446

    My friend actually says "indubitably" as a substitute for "yes" sometimes.

  • @SakuraStardust
    @SakuraStardust 5 років тому +911

    Oh my god I need to see that Pidgeon documentary

  • @Clo_v3r
    @Clo_v3r 3 роки тому +4

    1:36🤣🤣🤣 cracks me up every time I always rewind it so I said again lol

  • @eunsie
    @eunsie 3 роки тому +14

    Why say “Mom can I get this phone?” when you can say “Mother, I ask of you, to please get me the new phone that I shall need to use in the future generations if it survives and now.”

  • @simonscare2200
    @simonscare2200 5 років тому +725

    “Use it for fanfiction”
    *ya caught me there*

    • @LadyMorgaine1976
      @LadyMorgaine1976 5 років тому +17

      Different Ways To Say "Said"...

    • @jollywolfgirl5824
      @jollywolfgirl5824 5 років тому +14

      I felt very attacked XD

    • @Corrupted_CK
      @Corrupted_CK 5 років тому +12

      @@LadyMorgaine1976 Compare "Flirting" to *"Squabberdackling lovely-ly with a charming smile of seductivenessessity"*
      Im 99.9% sure squabberdackling, lovely-ly and seductivenessessity are not real words
      *"As they sound much nonsensical than natural groups of letters(words) would be."*

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 5 років тому +2

      Frosty Art SAME F--

    • @stellophiliac
      @stellophiliac 4 роки тому +4

      *sits there reading x readers*

  • @jajajan
    @jajajan 7 років тому +7687

    I died at the animal documentary clip 😂 The added pictures Jaiden added in made it 10 times better 😂

    • @isaac64444
      @isaac64444 7 років тому +89

      I also died, lit fam. LMAO, I can't even :')
      Jaiden was right about us.

    • @lmasouras123
      @lmasouras123 7 років тому +11

      Yea, But Also Typing Like Your Ritch Is Kind of Helpful. Say You Had To Write A 300 Word Essay. Her Example Makes Like 1/6th Of That Obsolete When You Could Have Typed "Penguins Live In The Cold" For A Measly 5 Words.

    • @hamdam6649
      @hamdam6649 7 років тому +30

      Hey dude... you spelled rich wrong, why not use the word "wealthy" it's way better.... 👍🏻

    • @432u
      @432u 7 років тому +13

      try affluent.

    • @TitanicBee
      @TitanicBee 7 років тому +7

      Janelle Dose Gaming I know I just exploded into laughter!

  • @fjordtheeggface
    @fjordtheeggface 2 місяці тому +1

    I swallowed a dictionary once. Gave thesaurus throat I've ever had.

  • @sarahlowe2645
    @sarahlowe2645 Рік тому +2

    Love how she was cracking herself up trying to say hoopla at the end 😂

  • @Andrew-rz9hc
    @Andrew-rz9hc 7 років тому +415

    They're warm, nice people with big hearts.
    They're humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full-sized aortic pumps.

  • @carleigh5520
    @carleigh5520 4 роки тому +1128

    "Amy is John's girlfriend"
    I'm going to start saying this to random people

  • @themaincharacter4985
    @themaincharacter4985 2 місяці тому +2

    "It's funny because it's true"

  • @maartjerozemarijn3204
    @maartjerozemarijn3204 Рік тому

    This vid introduced me to the site (the day it was uploaded) and I swear it's the reason for my 80% + essays at uni. since I am forever thankful

  • @StevenHurst
    @StevenHurst 5 років тому +829

    teachers: alright we are writing an essay about milk
    student: u mean MOO JUICE

  • @zainer5754
    @zainer5754 3 роки тому +2001

    i was dying of laughter at the pigeon documentary

  • @RawwkinGrimmie64
    @RawwkinGrimmie64 2 роки тому +6

    Yeah, I always found it funny that they give so many synomyms when you know that all of those words don't mean the same thing. They just mean similar things that greatly vary in context. Like, if I wanted to say I saw someone get decapitated in the street, sure I could say that they were executed, but why would I say they were "brought to the block"? That makes it sound like I was inviting a friend to a night club, not watching someone get brutally murdered.
    I don't know why I chose decapitation as my word choice, maybe I'm just tired and wanted a really extreme example for the sake of it, but wow, was that an easy one to nitpick at.

  • @heatwave3460
    @heatwave3460 2 роки тому +1

    Guy: do you authorize the conduction of our own selves constituting a gathering appointment
    My brain: HELP IM MELTING I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE

  • @peeblekitty5780
    @peeblekitty5780 6 років тому +3157

    DON'T MOURN OVER SPILLED MOO JUICE

    • @beny2268
      @beny2268 6 років тому +99

      Kindly refrain from mourning concerning upset bowlvine female extract

    • @ackensieack1126
      @ackensieack1126 6 років тому +24

      Ah, yes... I love some of yer moo juice in the morning

    • @fresapan
      @fresapan 6 років тому +4

      Peeble Kitty cow juice**

    • @ffionsheppard
      @ffionsheppard 6 років тому +3

      hahahahhahahahahahahah lol

    • @Deathhascome543
      @Deathhascome543 6 років тому +12

      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm save me

  • @omirice7579
    @omirice7579 7 років тому +1096

    *shifts nervously in seat*
    Maybe I use Thesaurus for both school work and fanfics......

  • @DocuzanQuitomos
    @DocuzanQuitomos 2 роки тому +3

    My god, this made me laugh a lot; it made me give up all the equanimity I could have had before watching it XD. And yeah, I had to write essays in flamboyant language (while all schools force you to do it, it's a bigger obligation when you study something related to communication :P).
    Fun fact, though: I never used Thesaurus for a couple of reasons (one that also addresses why its use sometimes makes no sense):
    1) I had a dictionary of synonyms. Yep, that's an actual thing (Thesaurus it's an online version that doesn't use that name) and, the older the dictionary edition is, you can get access to even more outdated and fancy words. That's why now I have three (I have barely used since school... but this video has given me an excuse to revisit them).
    2) With those essays we were expected not only to suffer to meet the requested elements of the paper (I want 5000 words, explaining if Jaiden Animations' speech favors functionality over structure, or structure over functionality... for tomorrow class) but also to use the terms we just saw in class (functionalism, structuralism, gongorism...) and that we were able to repeat them (we were expected to defend our view against all the other views). Choosing a random fancy word that we could not repeat most of the times backfired horribly.
    3) Fancy words don't increase size. Sure, fancy words expand the text to new lines... but not always in word count (which is what we want, most of the times). and the video has an example of that: "penguins live in the cold" could be translated easily to "penguins inhabit the barren polar desert"; we went from five to six words. But what does the trick (and makes the text sounds even more ridiculous) is throwing additional ideas that have to make sense (penguins, one of the few birds that can't fly... or something like that XD). Yep, Thesaurus can give you words to "enrich" those ideas, but if you don't have a way to expand the concept (rather than the count of letters) you were lost. For example: "penguins, one of the few birds that can't fly..." could help me reach the 5k goal if I transform it to: "penguins, one of the most graceful and curious life forms to inhabit earth; one of the very few beings with wings on this planet that has not developed the skill of flying (as if this species was the subject of some curse of the Mother Nature we still ignore)...". We just went from 9 words in plain engish to an "embellished paragraph of almost 50 XD. That's why documentaries love this style: more extended ideas means more time, meaning you need less footage changes to illustrate whatever the voice is saying. But, there is a catch: while Thesaurus can help to increase the "cultured" sound of some words that could still be considered "simple", the list that sometimes the web provides has to be carefully considered because:
    4) That a word in the suggested list is less used doesn't exactly mean it's an accurate "cultured" replacement :P. A good synonym dictionary, "curated" by a group of humans takes into account which words/phrases are more accurate replacements; not taking into account (or, should we say, notwithstanding... nah, four words resumed into one doesn't help with volume XD) if they are odd or not. That's why many works in the classroom were "burned": the elegant words were not only odd to say, but they were also oddly used. Another example happens in the video: the list of "questionable" synonyms is "passionate", "smirking, "ravenous", "eyes-widen", "grin-seductive"... all by Thesaurus suggestions XD. But (and that's what we did in the classroom) if you consider that "questionable" is an adjective (words are questionable), the words needed for replacing "questionable" should work as adjectives implying "something forbidden" and "smirking" or "eyes-widen" don't do the trick, at least not in the form the were suggested by Thesaurus.
    "Smirking words" or "words that are smirking" sounds as if the words were actually smiling to you... and that's not the idea (XD); fixing it to "words that make your smirk"... doesn't work either; while we like to think a smirk is the most "seductive" smile the face can throw (and seems that Thesaurus rescued that idea) what the emoji and the feeling actually want to say is "leering": an expression of lascivious interest and/or malicious intentions (and sounds more natural: "your leering words"). Using "Eyes-widen words" or "words are eyes-widen" makes it pretty evident: the Thesaurus suggestion should be "eyes-widenING", at least. But while "eyes wide open" are used for surprise... they can also mean illumination. "Looking for eyes-widening words" could be also for the teaching to become a better self; so, if we want to mean technically the opposite (the anon user wants its characters... to sin), we could try some other reactions like some "blushing" or "burning" words.
    Even bigger digress: If any M Fan Fiction writer ever comes this far on the text, this might be of use: one of the most quoted writing rules of Mark Twain is "Use the right word, not its second cousin" meaning that we should use the word that has the best effect for the goals of the text. "Upping" the language will kill the mood for those who just want the facts, not a suitable candidate for the Noble Prize in Literature :P.
    In the end, all this wall of text is in good fun (the video is years beyond good and evil) so I'll just end with this: Let's look for the most controversial, contentious, unsettling, disreputable, iffy, indecent, indelicate, titillating, risqué, prurient, salacious, off-color, heated, eager, ardent and feverish words Thesaurus has to offer and let's make a dictionary XD. A, pretty much, dumb effort, but now I'm wondering it there is such a specialized dictionary somewhere... I mean, I just found there are interesting publications like the Manual Of the Italian-Esquimo Conversations", the "Dictionary of One Letter Words" (which is said to have 232 pages) or a 1995 english-albanian dictionary of terms of the oil industry (beat that, Thesaurus :P).

  • @timberwolf700
    @timberwolf700 Місяць тому

    I love your animation style like how you drew expressive faces with ovals and lines

  • @bebapkmngirl98
    @bebapkmngirl98 5 років тому +537

    I want Jaiden to edit subtitles for all of the documentaries on existence

  • @44_kai
    @44_kai 4 роки тому +859

    Mom: what drink do you want for breakfast?
    Me: moo juice
    Mom: what

    • @cooldog8580
      @cooldog8580 4 роки тому +2

      Oof I accidentally copied ur comment, sorry

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 4 роки тому +1

      Ha

    • @j025hasseenalot6
      @j025hasseenalot6 4 роки тому +15

      I’ll do you better
      Mom: What drink do you want for breakfast?
      Me: Moo juice
      Mom: *HUH?!*
      (I just saw some missed potential.. I will go now)

    • @aaaaaaa-vm1oi
      @aaaaaaa-vm1oi 4 роки тому +13

      *cOw LiQuiD*

    • @emmacastro7460
      @emmacastro7460 4 роки тому +7

      Juice that was extracted from black and white creatures living in the fence that eat grass urinated by creatures called dogs who live with humans

  • @kirah.7106
    @kirah.7106 4 місяці тому +3

    I actually just came from there while trying to write a fanfic. I needed a synonym for mouse.
    (I wanted to name a mouse themed superhero.)
    It suggested fox.

  • @Onk599
    @Onk599 Рік тому +1

    watching this in 2023, even Jaiden's early vids are amazing ngl.

  • @squirtletheawkwardturtle343
    @squirtletheawkwardturtle343 7 років тому +357

    me (a fan fiction writer): cRAP SHE'S ON TO US

    • @kannaredpanda
      @kannaredpanda 7 років тому +5

      SAME

    • @avamostyn5549
      @avamostyn5549 7 років тому +6

      We need to stick together!!!!

    • @ervinbot7554
      @ervinbot7554 7 років тому +1

      Squirtle the Awkward Turtle i hate fan fiction

    • @ervinbot7554
      @ervinbot7554 7 років тому +1

      Squirtle the Awkward Turtle about strange stuff

    • @naiacrumpet3516
      @naiacrumpet3516 7 років тому +12

      You wanna play like that, huh?
      *AHEM.*
      ------------
      "Ervin Bot blushed profusely, avoiding the harsh glare of Squirtle, who- ironically- isn't very that awkward.
      "Do you really...hate..fanfiction...?" they asked- small droplets forming in the corners of their scarlet eyes.
      Ervin-senpai turned away and inspected a speck of dust floating away in the sunlight. They avoided looking at the not-very-awkward... pokemon, and the tears that were threatening to fall.
      "No...I'm sorry.." They whispered, spinning around and embracing Squirtle.
      ---------------
      ARE YOU FEELING IT YET MR.KRABS?

  • @ljones8194
    @ljones8194 6 років тому +462

    I don't write fanfiction
    'Slowly shuffles away while stareing at the floor'

    • @hotfunnyg1rl
      @hotfunnyg1rl 6 років тому +14

      same... ha.... ha...

    • @caraguzman7984
      @caraguzman7984 6 років тому +13

      NARWHALS ARE AWSOME THINGS I write fanfiction. *No shame*

    • @CitrusFoxArts
      @CitrusFoxArts 6 років тому +6

      NARWHALS ARE AWSOME THINGS
      I TOTALLY don't write fan fiction
      *curls up in a ball and laughs like insane Kirito*

    • @instantnoodles3227
      @instantnoodles3227 6 років тому +3

      I HATE FAN FICTION!👿

    • @caraguzman7984
      @caraguzman7984 6 років тому +10

      Instant Noodles Fanfiction is basically books but the characters aren't yours. *Why is that so different from a regular book?*

  • @theyoshigang2009
    @theyoshigang2009 2 роки тому +2

    It’s fun saying obtuse (as in stupid) and having everyone around you be like: doesn’t that have something to do with triangles??

  • @deullineun
    @deullineun 2 роки тому +2

    my mom just wal- sorry, ~perambulated~ to my side and sa- , ~aformentioned~ "glad your watching something educational"

  • @marikinns
    @marikinns 4 роки тому +691

    “The teacher doesn’t even talk like that!”
    heh.
    My middle school science teacher: *PHENOMENAL*

    • @swapnilmedhi1998
      @swapnilmedhi1998 4 роки тому +2

      @James F. phenom-anal. nice.

    • @Dovey12
      @Dovey12 4 роки тому +3

      Stupendous rhyme, dear comrade.

    • @shivi2152
      @shivi2152 4 роки тому +4

      The volume on this bus is
      **aStoNoMiCal**

    • @jakea627
      @jakea627 3 роки тому +3

      Professor oak: M A R V E L O U S

    • @sugarrmoon
      @sugarrmoon 3 роки тому +2

      Phenomenal isnt that fancy a word lmao

  • @kijuujo6220
    @kijuujo6220 7 років тому +466

    YO I CHOKED WHEN THE DOCUMENTARY PART PLAYED

    • @derpypenguin3127
      @derpypenguin3127 7 років тому +15

      choked on this D for Harambe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @z3n.z1p
      @z3n.z1p 7 років тому +1

      Yup xD

    • @inkythealien
      @inkythealien 7 років тому +4

      PIGEONS ARE SAVAGE

    • @z3n.z1p
      @z3n.z1p 7 років тому +2

      +Musix _ I HAVE A PET PIGEON THOOO!!! XD

    • @aae9184
      @aae9184 7 років тому +1

      HOi temmie lets just say I'm one of the undertale fan girls XD

  • @Ruesen
    @Ruesen 2 роки тому +1

    I used a thesaurus in school, but haven't needed it past that. I still find myself using slightly more obscure words than my friends sometimes, mostly because when you read/listen to books, you may pick up some different vocabulary.

  • @Akmarizam
    @Akmarizam 2 роки тому +17

    "amy is john's girlfriend" later... "chad and amy are dating, chad doesn't let amy talk to her friends, chad's a manipulator!" seems like amy got a better person.
    edit: the better person is john

  • @savannahbenoist9949
    @savannahbenoist9949 6 років тому +372

    The pigeons. I'm dead 😂

    • @treeboy3840
      @treeboy3840 6 років тому +7

      Video:Faster than a cheetah
      Me:Lies
      *looks up pigeon top speed*
      90
      Me: O_O

    • @AaronHuiYoutuber
      @AaronHuiYoutuber 6 років тому

      savannah benoist the instrument stock photos XD

    • @ToBe_Continued
      @ToBe_Continued 6 років тому

      THE PIGEON!

    • @movedtohantuna9907
      @movedtohantuna9907 6 років тому

      savannah benoist Here have this coffin

  • @lucaslm3
    @lucaslm3 6 років тому +323

    I often use big words to make myself look photosynthesis

    • @stitchedrabbit3247
      @stitchedrabbit3247 6 років тому +10

      Photosynthesis is a cycle that plants do to convert light to food....Try again.

    • @ronanhiggz9364
      @ronanhiggz9364 6 років тому +50

      Izzy Kelman Work on your hand eye coordination. Maybe next time you can catch the joke.

    • @sanguinius7538
      @sanguinius7538 6 років тому +27

      Izzy, darling it was a joke.

    • @stitchedrabbit3247
      @stitchedrabbit3247 6 років тому

      k

    • @nicholaipowell3817
      @nicholaipowell3817 6 років тому +39

      Izzy Kelman Photosynthesis is NOT plants converting light into food. It is actually plants drawing in water, carbon dioxide, and sunlight, but using sunlight as energy to convert the water and carbon dioxide into food, or glucose (c6h1206), and oxygen as an unintentional creation. Don't roast me or anything, I just wanted to let people know.

  • @caleborava
    @caleborava 3 роки тому +2

    Our teacher told us not to say weird in class, because it was a "playground" word

  • @sushiifoxx
    @sushiifoxx 2 роки тому +1

    ~pigeon jam intensifies~
    *LIGHT PARTY*

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 роки тому +172

    Technical word: Defenestrate.
    To forcibly remove another individual from a building via the nearest window.

  • @jazzypotato2066
    @jazzypotato2066 3 роки тому +301

    Smirking...
    Ravenous...
    Eyes-widen-
    VIETNAM FLASHBACKS TO THAT ONE FANFIC OF JAMES

    • @fanofthomas96
      @fanofthomas96 3 роки тому +17

      War noises entensifies

    • @rainbowangel5264
      @rainbowangel5264 3 роки тому +15

      **pulls out knife**
      Ah, my next target...

    • @katherinerussell8972
      @katherinerussell8972 3 роки тому +20

      lol
      or
      i show amusement at this greatly amusing anecdote you have expressed

    • @Dahyunnieisdumb
      @Dahyunnieisdumb 3 роки тому +4

      IMAO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF

    • @piskie6157
      @piskie6157 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, lol.
      I mean: indeed, I cachinnate vociferously

  • @jelp798
    @jelp798 3 роки тому

    jaiden!!!! I love your vids! There soooo funny and your really good at animation, or should I say...
    Jaiden, I very much admire your videos. They hold such funniness and your such a proficient animator.

  • @MrDeerbomb
    @MrDeerbomb 2 роки тому

    I cannot be cognizant yet you resonate adorably in this recording in comparison to your alternative tapes

  • @intothestars-
    @intothestars- 4 роки тому +1084

    “Amy is John’s girlfriend.”
    *shrugs* “I ship it.”

    • @merci923
      @merci923 3 роки тому +2

      ***NO***

    • @RedBeryll720
      @RedBeryll720 3 роки тому +22

      Amy looked at john, completely awestruck at how amazing he looked-

    • @merci923
      @merci923 3 роки тому +8

      @@RedBeryll720 *STAP*

    • @RedBeryll720
      @RedBeryll720 3 роки тому +6

      Merciful _ no

    • @merci923
      @merci923 3 роки тому +2

      *S T A P*

  • @sigurdschafer8272
    @sigurdschafer8272 6 років тому +882

    "Do it for the memes"

  • @Professional_dumb_stupid_idiot
    @Professional_dumb_stupid_idiot 2 роки тому +1

    Being the bigger person❌
    Becoming the more gargantuan human being ✅

  • @emmasmith1363
    @emmasmith1363 2 роки тому +1

    As a fanfic writer (but not smut, just garden variety), I NEVER use thesaurus, it's just in my brain already

  • @shee4442
    @shee4442 5 років тому +202

    4:03 "...and how many of you use it for writing fan fictions?"
    Me: *Crap!I'm caught!*

    • @Connie_TinuityError
      @Connie_TinuityError 5 років тому +4

      It could also be reading fan fictions as well!

    • @lettyalejo7348
      @lettyalejo7348 5 років тому +1

      *Me too!*

    • @julietf3360
      @julietf3360 5 років тому +4

      Me: I only write Sanders Sides fanfiction!!
      My mom, going through my computer: honey why are there so many documents here called “Tales untold: A Drarry fanfiction????”
      Me: **panicked! silence**

    • @Lingx_Cats
      @Lingx_Cats 5 років тому +3

      ABORT, ABORT--

  • @benjaminjohannessanchez3310
    @benjaminjohannessanchez3310 4 роки тому +875

    Honey, ye need some milk.
    My dear, it is to be considered with great valour thou art in great requirement of
    MOO JUICE

  • @SleepySar
    @SleepySar 2 роки тому

    Your bloopers got me in stitches 😂

  • @squidton2427
    @squidton2427 Рік тому

    Holy moly this is where I got ‘indubitably’ from! I’ve been using it for so long now. Thank you Jaiden!

  • @amillionflights8657
    @amillionflights8657 7 років тому +1117

    10/10 would watch that pidgeon documentary! Who's with me? 😂 >.

  • @Daro-Wolfe
    @Daro-Wolfe 4 роки тому +374

    “Faster than a cheetah”
    A peregrine falcon?
    “More muscle bound than a gorilla”
    A peregrine falcon...?
    “More agile than a great white shark”
    Falcon...?
    (Bird pictures start showing up)
    “Swooping overhead”
    Definitely the peregrine falcon then
    “Feasting on our streets, the pigeon.”
    WHAT?!?!

    • @ChaosEnthusiast
      @ChaosEnthusiast 3 роки тому +6

      WUT???? i guess pigeons are sky animals not land animals

    • @connorlee6145
      @connorlee6145 3 роки тому +5

      LOL i thought the EXACT same thing not even jokeing

    • @ChaosEnthusiast
      @ChaosEnthusiast 3 роки тому

      loL

    • @hellobye9178
      @hellobye9178 3 роки тому +4

      No joke, this is how the documentaries in my science class are.

    • @hellobye9178
      @hellobye9178 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-nz7ww3ut8c James for probably like 20 years of his life: The CRAP Brothers

  • @totamostafa2137
    @totamostafa2137 2 роки тому +4

    I love how she just keeps bragging about her vast word knowledge 😂 I wish I remember any of these words after

  • @harleybellis8098
    @harleybellis8098 2 роки тому +3

    Jaiden talking about fan fiction:
    Me: well I feel targeted

  • @cryptiddmashups0011
    @cryptiddmashups0011 6 років тому +364

    My favorite word of all time-
    Defenestration- the act of hurling someone out a window.

    • @succulentplaylists7266
      @succulentplaylists7266 6 років тому +18

      Zoe May I was too curious so I looked it up. I just have to wonder why anyone even had to make a word for that. Like, were people being thrown out of windows so often that people decided that they should make a word for it to save time talking about how they had or were going to throw someone else out a window?

    • @moondustshine9381
      @moondustshine9381 6 років тому +1

      HUGH

    • @windrunnerradiant4776
      @windrunnerradiant4776 6 років тому +1

      Introverted Insomniac I know right?!

    • @definitelyaturtle3650
      @definitelyaturtle3650 6 років тому +1

      That is a real word?

    • @moondustshine9381
      @moondustshine9381 6 років тому +1

      TurtleGamer 97 I have no idea

  • @katmarrs7054
    @katmarrs7054 4 роки тому +289

    "My new thesaurus is terrible!"
    "How terrible?"
    "...It's terrible!"

    • @smolse6854
      @smolse6854 3 роки тому +6

      No, it is abhorrent, atrocious, appaling, awful, disastrous or disturbing

    • @Akumo69
      @Akumo69 3 роки тому +1

      @@smolse6854 yeah... I think you missed the point buddy

    • @Akumo69
      @Akumo69 3 роки тому +2

      @@nelser1160 the point is the thesaurus is so terrible the best adjective that means bad is terrible which is why Kathryn said "...It's terrible!"

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 3 роки тому +1

      @@Akumo69 by the way if you wanna be more convincing with your username then here:
      Buttmuncher • 15 years ago

    • @ljnliamcastro6488
      @ljnliamcastro6488 3 роки тому

      U mean my new thesaurus is disagreeable and horrendous

  • @flxffy_bxnzq
    @flxffy_bxnzq 2 роки тому

    Gratitude to you for building this magnificent promotional film immenseness resourceful film!
    (Aka thanks for making this 5 year old video!)

  • @averyfish2211
    @averyfish2211 3 роки тому

    Jaiden's variations of the word "barren"
    baron
    barron
    so close...lol
    Love your vids!

  • @ug2943
    @ug2943 5 років тому +685

    *strong ass british accent*
    *You cAn’t imagine my delight*

    • @loganharms1909
      @loganharms1909 5 років тому

      O

    • @curlyclubb7535
      @curlyclubb7535 5 років тому +5

      @@eeveemation-studios Hey same, also s-cone or s-con?

    • @Iregretmyoldname
      @Iregretmyoldname 5 років тому +2

      Idk how to make british accent ;-; i am not even american ;_; *dramatic sobs*

    • @ug2943
      @ug2943 5 років тому +2

      toon draw oh same 😂

    • @ug2943
      @ug2943 5 років тому +2

      GamingEevee 12 no hate to british peeps just being a lil dramatic about how I want to be british😂

  • @Aquaax
    @Aquaax 7 років тому +241

    Thesaurus.com baby
    (Solves all yo problems) :3

    • @gloria9532
      @gloria9532 7 років тому +1

      just like the 7 day vegan challenge

    • @Aquaax
      @Aquaax 7 років тому +6

      Yep. 7 day vegan challenge baby (solves all yo problems) :^3

    • @peppermintier4484
      @peppermintier4484 7 років тому +2

      +RawrFearMe_ ItS a ThEsAuRuS cHaLlAnGe!

    • @daisyparade8520
      @daisyparade8520 7 років тому

      The thesaurus challenge. See if you can convert a conversation into more formal speech

    • @smolcookie3nintendotrash
      @smolcookie3nintendotrash 7 років тому

      lol you saw it to XD

  • @AvaBroadway
    @AvaBroadway 3 роки тому

    Almost 10 million subs! Congrats!

  • @johndonald9239
    @johndonald9239 3 роки тому +1

    A man just killed by lack of air

  • @candyplayzstuff5448
    @candyplayzstuff5448 7 років тому +358

    4:05
    CRAP! FANFICS WRITERS WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED, RUN!

    • @candyplayzstuff5448
      @candyplayzstuff5448 7 років тому +5

      red devil
      Lol

    • @bUnN13gUtzZ155
      @bUnN13gUtzZ155 7 років тому +9

      Pink Kitty Girl RUN!!!!!! * flys to the moon and explodes *

    • @larathealphafemale4898
      @larathealphafemale4898 7 років тому +15

      Pink Kitty Girl *jumps on hoverboard* AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

    • @ceilingfan2962
      @ceilingfan2962 7 років тому +18

      *runs but spills milk*
      NOT THE MOO JUICE!

    • @interia342
      @interia342 7 років тому +5

      Pink Kitty Girl we gutta go CYA

  • @cringe2268
    @cringe2268 4 роки тому +437

    XD imagine writing a essay and instead of saying “milk” you say “moo juice” 😂

    • @chocolatemilk7157
      @chocolatemilk7157 4 роки тому +10

      Itz_Meh_Toasty If I was the teacher: *gives 100%*

    • @---3548-----------
      @---3548----------- 4 роки тому +5

      I am now going to call milk moo juice from now on.

    • @contable6398
      @contable6398 4 роки тому +3

      Imma dip my toast at ma moo juice

    • @bluelemnxde3161
      @bluelemnxde3161 4 роки тому +2

      I actually did that in a science project once. My teacher didn’t care and still gave me a 100

    • @elanorleonard7224
      @elanorleonard7224 4 роки тому +4

      Gotta bump that word count.

  • @alexterria4331
    @alexterria4331 2 роки тому +1

    I remember when I first found Jadien’s channel this was her most recent video and now I’ve watched every video that has came out since then ☺️

  • @Baconcat008
    @Baconcat008 3 роки тому +1

    This is my favorite old jaiden video