Key & Peele - The Telemarketer - Uncensored

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  • @HigherDarkness
    @HigherDarkness 5 років тому +30597

    Who else just randomly gets these sudden urges to watch key and peele skits for hours on end even though you already watch them about 10 times each?

    • @hdtigerrs7436
      @hdtigerrs7436 5 років тому +145

      Alex XD this hit hard

    • @AudioDestinyHQ
      @AudioDestinyHQ 5 років тому +157

      It’s messed up how much time I use to watch these skits. So entertaining. Creature of habit

    • @Verminatoroo
      @Verminatoroo 5 років тому +66

      Yeah, it's like watching your favourite movie but the movie takes too much time and these sketches...well take even more time lol

    • @kingmike9836
      @kingmike9836 5 років тому +9

      Every day

    • @dan-3268
      @dan-3268 5 років тому +25

      Not me, cause I just discovered them yesterday! And I have yet to watch most episodes. Yeaaaaah!

  • @erebollar87
    @erebollar87 8 років тому +10024

    personally, the rise of the intensity of the stress ball squeezing made it so much more funnier hahaha

    • @ryanlow6114
      @ryanlow6114 8 років тому +83

      "more funnier"

    • @erebollar87
      @erebollar87 7 років тому +72

      Ryan Low exactly lol more funnierest hahaha

    • @LettuceBunnies
      @LettuceBunnies 7 років тому +12

      Kiki Bear omg, funnier, not more funnier

    • @erebollar87
      @erebollar87 7 років тому +32

      Undisclosed Desires omg shut up I get it!!!

    • @LettuceBunnies
      @LettuceBunnies 7 років тому +4

      Kiki Bear finally

  • @kaisersozshye2525
    @kaisersozshye2525 5 років тому +8589

    That is fcking genius! Reverse psychology in another dimension.

    • @clarencesmith467
      @clarencesmith467 5 років тому +57

      Sure you do😂😂😂😂

    • @TheWeb946719
      @TheWeb946719 5 років тому +105

      I’m thinking this might work out in real telemarketing

    • @Capricorn1300
      @Capricorn1300 5 років тому +103

      You mean reverse psy-CALL-ogy??

    • @killstreak8
      @killstreak8 5 років тому +1

      D Dizzle well now he got 5 likes

    • @thecobraslayer7723
      @thecobraslayer7723 5 років тому +4

      @@Capricorn1300 What is your evidence that liking one's own reply is pathetic? The amount of likes on replies has no bearing on anything. Jesus Christ is the truth. He died for our sins and rose again the third day. All who believe on him have eternal life.

  • @Adefeminist
    @Adefeminist 4 роки тому +6459

    I’m just here to remind y’all that Gavin’s Credit Card will expire this month

  • @lilpotayto
    @lilpotayto 6 років тому +5294

    As someone who worked in a call center this was so cathartic to watch. The stress toy is so accurate too.

    • @blackAngel88it
      @blackAngel88it 6 років тому +81

      Stress toy? I think that was just a PG-version of a weird looking dick... Didn't you see him jerkin it? He went to town!

    • @MohammadAli-sg8bj
      @MohammadAli-sg8bj 6 років тому +31

      @@blackAngel88it i want that toy

    • @abigailsimpson3921
      @abigailsimpson3921 6 років тому +9

      blackAngel thought I was the only one that noticed!

    • @coolkenny13
      @coolkenny13 6 років тому +2

      @@blackAngel88it do you know what you is called. I want to get it

    • @adrianfrancis4049
      @adrianfrancis4049 5 років тому

      @Monique Barr yeah i wish i could tell tell those assholes a piece of my mind

  • @rafaelhannah8411
    @rafaelhannah8411 8 років тому +5019

    When key is angry is the funniest shit

    • @user_hellothere
      @user_hellothere 8 років тому +162

      Texting confusion is the best

    • @leyale2211
      @leyale2211 7 років тому +27

      It really fucking is.

    • @redericson1993
      @redericson1993 7 років тому +10

      I just wish he had an easier time relaxing.

    • @katrynanorth4718
      @katrynanorth4718 7 років тому +9

      Rafael Hannah Right. The substitute teacher!! "YOU DONE MESSED UP A ARON!!!"

    • @marcusgabrielson9616
      @marcusgabrielson9616 7 років тому +5

      WHATTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?

  • @ASRMN27
    @ASRMN27 8 років тому +4085

    "What the fuck do you want." Lmao

  • @dude99844
    @dude99844 4 роки тому +5946

    “I want the vegas package”
    ... “sure you do”
    I fkn died XD

  • @YouCanDoX
    @YouCanDoX 5 років тому +4120

    Best reverse psychology ever

    • @lxvedxxm
      @lxvedxxm 4 роки тому +25

      Ikr lmao 😂

    • @beatsbybaya3995
      @beatsbybaya3995 3 роки тому +10

      Congratz bro, I was your 1k like

    • @YouCanDoX
      @YouCanDoX 3 роки тому +9

      @@beatsbybaya3995 oh 👏😮 Thank you guys !!! I appreciate this. My first 1k upvote.

    • @fortjessie3769
      @fortjessie3769 3 роки тому +9

      Worst forward phycology never

    • @hanmoreno3936
      @hanmoreno3936 3 роки тому +1

      666

  • @moodforever
    @moodforever 5 років тому +7507

    “ wtf do you want ? “
    “ I want the Vegas package “ ... “ sure you do “
    Lmfaoooooo!!!!!!!

    • @zepcrazyfre
      @zepcrazyfre 5 років тому +19

      *uɐʇɐS lᴉɐH* 🗣😏😈☠.

    • @jmp868
      @jmp868 5 років тому +15

      Love that part 😆😆😆

    • @matta6385
      @matta6385 5 років тому +4

      Habababa what sure you do is the best ever

    • @pk_1
      @pk_1 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

    • @narcleptik
      @narcleptik 4 роки тому +1

      @@zepcrazyfre your so cooool wish I was like you..

  • @isaacellisdrums6049
    @isaacellisdrums6049 5 років тому +4263

    "I want the Vegas package"
    .......
    "Sure you do" (hangs up)
    WHAAAAAAAAAAT 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

    • @clarencesmith467
      @clarencesmith467 5 років тому +34

      Best part😂😂😂

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 5 років тому +48

      "come on man let it go"

    • @yeahyeahyeah-7674
      @yeahyeahyeah-7674 4 роки тому +27

      Dan P “FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU I WANT FIVE VEGAS PACKAGES”

    • @linziRyan1965
      @linziRyan1965 4 роки тому +5

      Isaac Ellis drums my daughter laughed at the “whaaaaat?!” Lol

    • @yeelee4619
      @yeelee4619 4 роки тому +2

      I watched the video.

  • @mr.duanesharpe
    @mr.duanesharpe 4 роки тому +2777

    This is an example of “rejection breeds insanity”

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 3 роки тому +42

      Only if you let it.

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster Рік тому +20

      Does this work on women? Just hang up on them mid conversation

    • @jmal
      @jmal Рік тому +22

      @@CornholioPuppetMaster Works face-to-face, too. You would not believe the lengths they would go to get your attention.

    • @nukacolacompany2534
      @nukacolacompany2534 Рік тому +8

      @@CornholioPuppetMaster That's not very nice tho

    • @shreyas_srinivas
      @shreyas_srinivas Рік тому +4

      Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

  • @benvasilinda9729
    @benvasilinda9729 6 років тому +2859

    Their skits were so underrated. They will take the most basic and boring subject matter and make u sit on he edge of ur seat. Some even make a dark turn at the end and u wonder what happened. Pure comedic geniuses.

    • @nanashi1173
      @nanashi1173 6 років тому +54

      Ben Vasilinda Underrated? Not even close to it.

    • @deadskrillaskrit2078
      @deadskrillaskrit2078 5 років тому +2

      The hype man bit is a great example of what you said...give me one more *HYAAAH*

    • @whatryewatchin
      @whatryewatchin 5 років тому +9

      100% agree, only discovered them there recently not a big thing in Ireland anyway. Half of it goes beyond humour, the rest is just hilarious.

    • @ovnbun1981
      @ovnbun1981 5 років тому +1

      @KILLEM DAFOE I agree that it isn't underrated, but shit it ain't that deep.

    • @whatryewatchin
      @whatryewatchin 5 років тому +3

      @SMOL CHUNGUS
      I just feel really sorry for people who can't understand the depth behind this type of humour. It's very sad.
      What's even sadder is people who can't express themselves in their own language and need to resort to mindless generic internet speak that's lost all meaning. I just hope those people can seek help in the form of education very soon.
      Godspeed.

  • @009mzblue
    @009mzblue 8 років тому +7091

    real talk tho: if a telemarketer hung up on me, I would be shocked and pissed too. like, "yo, YOU'RE job is to convince me, and MY job is to say 'no.' Don't screw with the system."

    • @smh9902
      @smh9902 8 років тому +297

      I wouldn't I would be glad. Thats an extra two seconds saved.

    • @efrainvalencia3588
      @efrainvalencia3588 8 років тому +116

      MyLittleReverie "your"

    • @YoZentrus
      @YoZentrus 8 років тому +63

      @dragonman 42 Nazi* :)

    • @aboyapart
      @aboyapart 8 років тому +13

      @Lazy Wolf =)*

    • @leonardoco69
      @leonardoco69 8 років тому +4

      MyLittleReverie this is so underrated

  • @georgehenderson7783
    @georgehenderson7783 4 роки тому +4137

    "WTF do you want, Kathy?" 🤣

    • @fctylerfc
      @fctylerfc 4 роки тому +26

      that got me 2

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 4 роки тому +154

      "I want all the tide pods Zac. ALL of the tide pods!!!"

    • @jordancardona7105
      @jordancardona7105 4 роки тому +21

      These call scripts are really good😄😄 and then gives that little smirk approval😂

    • @sweetrain9482
      @sweetrain9482 3 роки тому +48

      It's Zac from ch.

    • @jeffmccormick7436
      @jeffmccormick7436 3 роки тому +3

      These new call scripts are really great. Yeah, I know, right?

  • @b-dubz1612
    @b-dubz1612 4 роки тому +3511

    Key: I think we disconnected earlier
    Peele: Yeah I hung up on you
    Key: But isn’t that against the law though?

    • @sadstormtrooper
      @sadstormtrooper 4 роки тому +189

      "Is it against the law though?" -Key, Turbulence Sketch

    • @s.r.8564
      @s.r.8564 4 роки тому +21

      I totally got this 😆

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 4 роки тому +44

      please go back to your seat sir

    • @naingdz
      @naingdz 3 роки тому +31

      @@luminatron but is it against the law though? :/

    • @vojtechotava1417
      @vojtechotava1417 3 роки тому +19

      @@naingdz You are being very difficult, sir.

  • @jackkilian9435
    @jackkilian9435 2 роки тому +1038

    The writing for this sketch was Genius. Key and Peele are truly comedic masterminds

    • @anthonysturt8406
      @anthonysturt8406 Рік тому +3

      They performed and aired this skit without realizing that a credit card has 16 digits. Key only read out 12.

    • @sidjtd
      @sidjtd Рік тому +2

      @@anthonysturt8406 Lol clown!

    • @VHDT10
      @VHDT10 Рік тому +22

      @@anthonysturt8406 or maybe they're smart enough to make sure they didn't read someone's real credit card number by accident. See? It's all the way you look at it.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому +2

      @Anthony Sturt
      Did it hurt your enjoyment of the sketch?

    • @TheK-PopInPublicAuthority
      @TheK-PopInPublicAuthority Рік тому +2

      @@anthonysturt8406 In the UK it's only 12 numbers.

  • @dr-me-u
    @dr-me-u 6 років тому +3486

    "WTF do you want" lol

  • @JITCompilation
    @JITCompilation 9 років тому +5827

    lol this video wouldn't have been half as cool if the telemarketer wasn't squishing the little toy.

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 9 років тому +137

      +Juan Mendoza i swear it's something about that lil toy that always bothered me every time i watched this skit

    • @Allerdyne
      @Allerdyne 9 років тому +82

      +Juan Mendoza the squishy toy really brought it together.

    • @sacredcow61
      @sacredcow61 9 років тому +20

      +MachineGunMouth trypophobia

    • @crispybacon4240
      @crispybacon4240 9 років тому +67

      +MachineGunMouth Replace the toy with his junk.

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 9 років тому +4

      Crispy Bacon say what?? you's a weirdo brah. anyways..... sacredcow61 you bring up an interesting concept. i actually looked that up and that could be what it is. i went to the website and was disgusted the second the web page opened up. don't know if you were just bullshittin or if you were serious but it's actually something to that theory....

  • @anthonygonzales9383
    @anthonygonzales9383 3 роки тому +880

    “C’mon man let it go”
    I died

    • @leomalinda2467
      @leomalinda2467 3 роки тому +9

      Yap that sent me rolling on the floor😂😂

    • @StRek-py8ej
      @StRek-py8ej 3 роки тому +7

      lol this was the best part

    • @QQ-gs8df
      @QQ-gs8df 3 роки тому +6

      I was crying bro 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @rdk750
    @rdk750 7 років тому +5013

    This one's underrated
    It needs more views

    • @unkown3841
      @unkown3841 6 років тому +14

      boastfuls 9.2

    • @bongz8041
      @bongz8041 6 років тому +5

      Waaaay too underated! Lmao!

    • @tonatiuhcortes9968
      @tonatiuhcortes9968 6 років тому +14

      9.5 mil definitely underrated

    • @JackRabbitSlim
      @JackRabbitSlim 6 років тому

      That's what I think about my penis.

    • @cutiereli6854
      @cutiereli6854 6 років тому

      rdk750 I’m about to make this 1k likes your welcome 🙏🏽

  • @Hyndergogen9
    @Hyndergogen9 5 років тому +8485

    As a current telemarketer I can confirm this is what we do nowadays.

    • @mfcfbro
      @mfcfbro 5 років тому +140

      No

    • @that1otherguy93
      @that1otherguy93 5 років тому +182

      You deserve to be called back like this 😁

    • @thickymicky1
      @thickymicky1 5 років тому +262

      Well i always hang up i dont have time to be yelled at

    • @Bonbonbon739
      @Bonbonbon739 5 років тому +44

      Same. Exactly. I would groan when they would say “oh let me find my card”

    • @Hyndergogen9
      @Hyndergogen9 5 років тому +117

      @@that1otherguy93 I'd fucking love it if everyone I spoke to called back in a fit of rage and bought out product. That's a 100% win for.

  • @knowledgeseeker3068
    @knowledgeseeker3068 6 років тому +1420

    :Did we get disconnected?
    : yea, no i mean yea i hung up on you.
    ahahahahaahahahaahahaa gets me everytime

    • @donnellcoleman7784
      @donnellcoleman7784 6 років тому +10

      Knowledge Seeker what the fuck u want?

    • @gullybop1695
      @gullybop1695 5 років тому

      Yeah great exchange of dialogue there..roflmao

  • @cadence-nature-day3629
    @cadence-nature-day3629 4 роки тому +2316

    I appreciate that zack from college humor is in this.

    • @AuronSRO
      @AuronSRO 4 роки тому +74

      I was looking for this comment!!!! I love that cameo

    • @dannydavis66
      @dannydavis66 4 роки тому +26

      How under rated is this comment

    • @mrmccrunchymcdonald2966
      @mrmccrunchymcdonald2966 4 роки тому +11

      I thought he looked familiar

    • @test-jt5el
      @test-jt5el 4 роки тому +5

      fuck i just commented this

    • @lizaf6319
      @lizaf6319 4 роки тому +26

      He’s also in the tv judge sketch

  • @homelackin2234
    @homelackin2234 5 років тому +4764

    My infant is sleeping on my chest. Never watch Key and Peele with an infant sleeping on your chest.

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 5 років тому +198

      so you're in the chest club huh

    • @imstupid4life
      @imstupid4life 5 років тому +51

      You lol irl and you woke up the baby haha

    • @satunbreeze
      @satunbreeze 5 років тому +17

      Hopefully that's your infamt

    • @sweethartia
      @sweethartia 5 років тому +62

      n cnsnnts I mean he did say “My infant”

    • @homelackin2234
      @homelackin2234 5 років тому +19

      @@sweethartia right. 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @shawndeninger4901
    @shawndeninger4901 7 років тому +5135

    The most savage telemarketer ever

    • @lordkira9791
      @lordkira9791 6 років тому +80

      hes just following the script lol

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow 6 років тому +14

      Sounds like they've already got your money. Be careful out there. Do you get food at Wendy's a lot, by any chance?

    • @TheV-Man
      @TheV-Man 6 років тому +2

      After Jordan Belfort? Sure.

    • @FuttBuckerson
      @FuttBuckerson 6 років тому

      shut up

    • @jothePianoMaster13
      @jothePianoMaster13 6 років тому

      that's kind of the point of the video.. but good job pointing out the obvious

  • @SapienSafari
    @SapienSafari 5 років тому +2144

    When Key shrieked I lost it.

  • @jasonvillalobos8737
    @jasonvillalobos8737 2 роки тому +413

    “Come on man, let it go.” 😂 😂 Gets me every time.

  • @DidysisSraigius
    @DidysisSraigius 5 років тому +1937

    Stress ball is called PANIC PETE. You're welcome

  • @headtotoney
    @headtotoney 7 років тому +2077

    "Yeah, no... I mean, yeah, I hung up on you"

  • @mae388
    @mae388 4 роки тому +2840

    I wish telemarketers would hang up on me and leave me alone 😩

    • @emmettnunez8506
      @emmettnunez8506 4 роки тому +39

      why dont you just dont pick up your phone

    • @Arkayjiya
      @Arkayjiya 4 роки тому +6

      Some do sometimes which I appreciate!

    • @emmettnunez8506
      @emmettnunez8506 4 роки тому +10

      @riptide 23 you're expecting a call from an unknown number? and why would they put on the do not call list?

    • @NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000
      @NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000 4 роки тому +1

      @riptide 23 No, but they could always text me to let me know thats their number

    • @uzielgarcia4457
      @uzielgarcia4457 4 роки тому +2

      ask them to put in the do not call list and stay online for ticket or report # you can take to court and sue them if they ever CALL you again. trust me once you tell that you want any more call first thing that they are going is try to talk you out if it.

  • @deadtopus2468
    @deadtopus2468 4 роки тому +411

    This skit and the “text message confusion” have the same energy.

    • @nonogramcentral3691
      @nonogramcentral3691 3 роки тому +13

      And the same kitchen, I think.

    • @elizabeth6134
      @elizabeth6134 3 роки тому +2

      Yes!

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 3 роки тому +7

      And I literally just came from watching that video 😂😂

    • @themarkofl1649
      @themarkofl1649 4 місяці тому

      ​@@fairyblu6929Dude chill, I liked that video too, but didn't get THAT excited...

  • @kaisersozshye2525
    @kaisersozshye2525 5 років тому +714

    The way Peele says, "Come on, man. Let it go." Lol!

  • @lennafantastic9872
    @lennafantastic9872 6 років тому +2638

    He was chopping the celery so eloquently

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please 5 років тому +84

      *elegantly

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please 5 років тому +32

      @Mauricio Flores No, I'm right.
      www.dictionary.com/browse/eloquent

    • @JuicerNation
      @JuicerNation 5 років тому +11

      @@eamon2please lets agree to disagree. you're both wrong. its just E

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please 5 років тому +107

      @@JuicerNation Let's not. "Eloquent" means "verbally graceful." Given that there's no way to chop celery in a verbally graceful manner, OP undoubtedly meant "elegantly."

    • @llewodcm20
      @llewodcm20 5 років тому +45

      You can't chop celery in an eloquent manner lol.

  • @unmasked-tv6764
    @unmasked-tv6764 8 років тому +4231

    "What the fuck do u want Kathy?" 😂

  • @ladennayoung2939
    @ladennayoung2939 3 роки тому +505

    This skit is an example of how always wanting to be in control, and always trying to have the last word can get the best of you. He couldn't accept that a Telemarketer actually hung up on him.

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 3 роки тому +16

      Yhh I think everyone understood the circumstances!

    • @joeburton1232
      @joeburton1232 2 роки тому +11

      Oohhh...thanks for explaining a comedy sketch for us...Have a beer Karen!!!!

    • @Olechesty
      @Olechesty 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks for your thoughtful insight!

    • @superking-nicolaslucau7252
      @superking-nicolaslucau7252 2 роки тому

      Yeah because that's completely something that would happen in real life

    • @TheSilentMystic
      @TheSilentMystic 2 місяці тому

      Makes me think of the end of a relationship

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_64 8 років тому +253

    Instead of harassing them, you piss them off so much they demand to buy your product, HAHAHAHA.

  • @giannisk.916
    @giannisk.916 5 років тому +3923

    In Soviet Russia, telemarketer hangs up on *YOU*

    • @ahadurrahmanalif5805
      @ahadurrahmanalif5805 5 років тому +64

      Telemarketer: You want Stalingrad package?
      Person: Nyet.
      Telemarketer: OK, I hang up.

    • @nadatangung7124
      @nadatangung7124 5 років тому +12

      They should be I prefer it rather than they trying convincing me about their products or services it's annoying and waste each other time.

    • @kfhe2368
      @kfhe2368 5 років тому +4

      @@nadatangung7124 But sometimes it really pissed me off. I hate that people hang up without a goodbye.

    • @nadatangung7124
      @nadatangung7124 5 років тому +2

      @@kfhe2368 well I may sound rude usually I am the one who hung up or sometimes when it gets too annoying I keep them on hold and start singing.

    • @recusantbile9829
      @recusantbile9829 5 років тому

      What a country!!

  • @TheSaltBoiCometh
    @TheSaltBoiCometh 7 років тому +2643

    The guy cooking was insubordinate and churlish

    • @Happyboi-zr2xd
      @Happyboi-zr2xd 7 років тому +61

      That Guy i bet he’s got that good d

    • @King.kai.24
      @King.kai.24 6 років тому +30

      Si papi

    • @paffboy6437
      @paffboy6437 6 років тому +34

      That Guy i understood that reference

    • @isabellakeeswood2226
      @isabellakeeswood2226 6 років тому +9

      I don't know why but i just subscribed to you. So don't freak out. Sorry.

    • @aspeckt1
      @aspeckt1 6 років тому +5

      You got that reference wrong, The telemarketer/Peele was the Nazi who got shot then called insubordinate and churlish.

  • @yuh-fv7ds
    @yuh-fv7ds Рік тому +108

    Every time I randomly revisit Key and Peele sketches, one minor thing I always realize is that Keegan is by far the best swearer I've ever heard. I didn't even know that was a skill until I heard him. He can swear with a level of fervor, panache, and exasperated enunciation that is unmatched.

  • @justpeachy7377
    @justpeachy7377 7 років тому +404

    "The fuck do you want, Kathy 😒" hahaha!! This whole thing was fucking epic

  • @ZarakTomGB
    @ZarakTomGB 9 років тому +666

    I love that scream Keegan makes at 3:06

    • @cassandrachayakhan1519
      @cassandrachayakhan1519 9 років тому +4

      +Oppressive Randomness Pure "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." The scream and the face that Donald Sutherland makes in the last shot.

    • @TheeKittyPie
      @TheeKittyPie 9 років тому

      +Cassandra Chaya Khan that part freaked me out, it was just so inhuman, which I guess was the point

    • @cassandrachayakhan1519
      @cassandrachayakhan1519 9 років тому +1

      kittypie Yes, Donald Sutherland as a Pod Person will do that to you. Put "Scariest Movie Scenes - Invasion of Body Snatchers - Ending" into the youtube search bar and check it out.

    • @TheeKittyPie
      @TheeKittyPie 9 років тому

      +Neptune Neppy mew

    • @TheeKittyPie
      @TheeKittyPie 9 років тому

      +Cassandra Chaya Khan :o

  • @Diesel_Budgie
    @Diesel_Budgie 6 років тому +681

    The wired phone elevates this sketch to a whole new level

    • @morganfreemanwannabe
      @morganfreemanwannabe 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, that’s just a 90’s house phone, lol. Still a few floating around in the world

    • @damiansamra2283
      @damiansamra2283 5 років тому +3

      And they're almost always in the kitchen area lol...

    • @Bruce-yg9gu
      @Bruce-yg9gu 5 років тому +1

      i wanted to like your comment but its at 420 so i stopped

    • @p.t.archive3020
      @p.t.archive3020 3 роки тому +1

      It’s the most coolest house phone of all time… :3

  • @tonystancil6377
    @tonystancil6377 2 роки тому +154

    That stress toy was the star of this skit.

  • @Razzy1312
    @Razzy1312 5 років тому +1102

    Fun fact - They used a card # starting with 0 becuase no such numbers exist. Am. Express starts with 3, visas start with 4, mastercard with 5, discover with 6. ain't no card start with a 0.

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 9 років тому +2176

    The fact that I bet this would actually work though

    • @RayWilliamJohansen
      @RayWilliamJohansen 8 років тому +20

      +Kate H Damn it Kate what do you want now

    • @samuelmedina5471
      @samuelmedina5471 8 років тому

      +Kate H MAYBE?

    • @wildreams
      @wildreams 8 років тому

      +So Lets Go Let It Go.

    • @wildreams
      @wildreams 8 років тому

      Word play on your name and the vid;)
      Get it?

    • @JackyUnoriginal
      @JackyUnoriginal 8 років тому +2

      +Kate H Only for people with obsessive compuls

  • @jcanimus6700
    @jcanimus6700 7 років тому +418

    Theres something genius about this whole sketch.

    • @trippy4life890
      @trippy4life890 6 років тому

      You’re high

    • @titolucas2012
      @titolucas2012 6 років тому +6

      It's reversed roles. We always do it to them. And it's what they wish they could to us, minus the credit card info

  • @atulkumar-pk8dk
    @atulkumar-pk8dk 3 роки тому +54

    I just love how they build up every skit on such a low level and gradually elevating it slowly and bam! All hell breaks loose in the end... perfect!!!!😁😁😁

  • @michaelkeon3215
    @michaelkeon3215 5 років тому +252

    The reaction at 2:18 just gets me every single time :)

  • @jamiewilliamson1588
    @jamiewilliamson1588 8 років тому +202

    My man Zak getting those roles

  • @kevingoodson7182
    @kevingoodson7182 7 років тому +545

    i want the Vegas package....sure you do lmfao

    • @jazminurgiles
      @jazminurgiles 6 років тому

      I lovenyou

    • @Jb21000
      @Jb21000 6 років тому

      Lmfao funniest part

    • @cassandramartinez1031
      @cassandramartinez1031 6 років тому

      Kevin Goodson 😂😂

    • @ohboy6738
      @ohboy6738 6 років тому

      good job...you repeated a line in the video ALL of us has seen. Here's your internet trophy.

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 6 років тому

      Officer Doofy - So you've never quoted something you like before? Your name and profile pic are from Scary Movie, but you're giving him shit over quoting a line he likes. You're a fucking self-righteous idiot.

  • @luisdavidramirezreynoso1156
    @luisdavidramirezreynoso1156 4 роки тому +591

    Damn. His credit card is about to expire.

  • @landon6797
    @landon6797 4 роки тому +271

    I’m an insurance agent and this made me laugh WAY too hard. I definitely have a new sales tactic now.

    • @allsoover
      @allsoover Рік тому +3

      @nunyabusiness3786 I'd like to know too.

    • @josh6567
      @josh6567 Рік тому +8

      ​@nunyabusiness3786i think he got fired 😂😂

  • @django3422
    @django3422 8 років тому +43

    This isn't just one of Key & Peele's best sketches, this is one of the best sketch concepts I ever done seen.

  • @bonelessbones1176
    @bonelessbones1176 5 років тому +2460

    hold up is that zach oyama from collegehumor at the end

    • @khantminthu4025
      @khantminthu4025 5 років тому +167

      why is everyone ignoring the fact

    • @wildwesley9328
      @wildwesley9328 5 років тому +103

      I just realized that was him. Glad to see someone else noticed!

    • @MissMawu
      @MissMawu 5 років тому +115

      I had to scroll to see this one comment about it smh

    • @ye6942
      @ye6942 5 років тому +118

      Japan Living I will have you know that man ate TIDE PODS for my amusement

    • @pulsecomics8155
      @pulsecomics8155 5 років тому +26

      I noticed that a while ago the only reason I came to the comments was to see if anyone else noticed

  • @coderdbd
    @coderdbd 2 роки тому +28

    Of all the K&P skits I've seen on youtube (and I think I've seen like 99.999% of them) this is definitely my favorite. The acting, the plot, the camera, the music building up... everything. 10/10.

  • @RoccHard13
    @RoccHard13 5 років тому +254

    2:17
    LOL that pause and then just “sure you do”

    • @Konz115rd
      @Konz115rd 5 років тому +3

      that Shit had me rollin too

    • @jcarr1399
      @jcarr1399 5 років тому

      Rocco Paulmeno lmao

    • @Angel-bg6bf
      @Angel-bg6bf 3 роки тому

      Hey prison mike what ya in for?

  • @amandapollex789
    @amandapollex789 9 років тому +233

    that 90's phone though..

    • @amandapollex789
      @amandapollex789 9 років тому +3

      +Golden Manifitastion saddest comment ever.

    • @TERRELLTURNER1999
      @TERRELLTURNER1999 9 років тому +5

      NO SHIT; WHO THE FUCK STILL ATTEMPTS TO TELEMARKET IN 2015?!

    • @joshuareznicek1010
      @joshuareznicek1010 9 років тому +14

      +TERRELL TURNER You have NO idea how many there are. Consider yourself lucky.

    • @s70driver2005
      @s70driver2005 9 років тому +1

      +TERRELL TURNER Dude I had this lady call me & I had heard from them already before & I was like "oh it's you guys again... nope!" she proceeded to slam the phone a few times & hang up on my. I loled.

  • @goldplatinumX
    @goldplatinumX 8 років тому +74

    ".....Sure you do." That killed me!!!

  • @Cnessa920
    @Cnessa920 Рік тому +110

    I work in a call center, and my manager just showed me this the other day and said this will be our new strategy moving forward. 🤣🤣

  • @ChelseaGirlStatus
    @ChelseaGirlStatus 6 років тому +535

    Kegan angry is the best

  • @cosmickitty9533
    @cosmickitty9533 8 років тому +221

    I love how sleazy he sounds

  • @philippw.4757
    @philippw.4757 5 років тому +123

    Everytime I see a Key&Peele video in my recommendations, I end up watching at least 10 sketches in a row befor I can stop. Anyone else has this problem?

    • @TheBrandMaster
      @TheBrandMaster 5 років тому +6

      I personally don't think that's a problem

    • @molassio1989
      @molassio1989 3 роки тому +5

      Yes. Never really thought of it as a problem though. More like a solution.

    • @benjustineramos1788
      @benjustineramos1788 3 роки тому +1

      It's not a problem since everyone is experiencing it. Including me

  • @Csmolka2121
    @Csmolka2121 2 роки тому +31

    Just received a call from Hilton Grand Vacations, they requested a few minutes of my time to tell me about their Las Vegas package. Literally bought it because of this video 😂

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Рік тому

      How much did it cost if you don’t mind me asking 👀

  • @jwm66
    @jwm66 7 років тому +779

    this is a very interesting social experiment ........we gain power over people when we take advantage of their self-centeredness ......he wasn't interested in purchasing the vacation package until his pride was offended

    • @lulamax7942
      @lulamax7942 7 років тому +15

      James Ward yup. That’s me with fuck boys. When my pride is wounded I get creepy hahah

    • @pelvis_assley
      @pelvis_assley 6 років тому +14

      Amber S I don't even know what in the world you mean but I've read it with Meegan voice automatically

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow 6 років тому +2

      It's not a social experiment, it's called marketing.

    • @abcdefghilihgfedcba
      @abcdefghilihgfedcba 6 років тому +10

      +bravetherainbow
      Except no marketer has ever done this ever. And I doubt it’d even work, this is a comedy sketch. It’s funny as fuck though and sorta believable.

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow 6 років тому +1

      I just meant within the sketch they are not doing it as any kind of experiment. It's just done to make money. Calling it a "social experiment" implies the company in the sketch are interested in anything other than profits.

  • @avocadofernandez5684
    @avocadofernandez5684 5 років тому +147

    Omg their videos are addictive...I literally can't get enough of them.

    • @stevenfrazier9955
      @stevenfrazier9955 5 років тому +1

      I have not seen a vid that wasnt funny.

    • @Lapusso650
      @Lapusso650 Рік тому

      That's not what literally means 🙄 Because of idiots like you, it's confusing when people say literally.

  • @davefischer2344
    @davefischer2344 8 років тому +143

    lmfao "idk what crawled up your ass and set up shop there!" haha XD

  • @charlescrews1623
    @charlescrews1623 2 роки тому +25

    I love the Zac Oyama cameo at the end

  • @jamesmcclaren9759
    @jamesmcclaren9759 5 років тому +761

    “... Sure you do!” *CLICK*

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 7 років тому +6116

    Is that ZACH from collegehumor

    • @briancorrea3729
      @briancorrea3729 7 років тому +43

      UnPhayzable I guess not

    • @VelinSevven
      @VelinSevven 7 років тому +377

      Yes it is. Idk why the other person said no.

    • @weakw1ll
      @weakw1ll 7 років тому +182

      That's Keegan Michael Key

    • @Christos-pr8ql
      @Christos-pr8ql 7 років тому +69

      wow i cant believe they teamed up

    • @eternalblaze5326
      @eternalblaze5326 7 років тому +19

      tsehat no at the end

  • @tylerjohn5712
    @tylerjohn5712 8 років тому +108

    2:21 My reaction every time I go to watch a Key and Peele video and there's a 30 second advertisement.

    • @HaytchTek
      @HaytchTek 8 років тому +8

      I clicked your time stamp and an advert popped up! FML

    • @tylerjohn5712
      @tylerjohn5712 8 років тому +1

      +Aura lmfao

    • @andromedadelux
      @andromedadelux 8 років тому

      I died lol

    • @sinw88
      @sinw88 8 років тому +4

      Tyler John a 30 sec add that wont load
      Somethings wrong wit their adds i watch every other add normal but their adds wont load

  • @kieransadauski6417
    @kieransadauski6417 Рік тому +39

    Key’s final reaction at 3:05 gets me every time😂😂💀

  • @andrewb6309
    @andrewb6309 7 років тому +872

    How to steal credit card 101

    • @crackernipple6020
      @crackernipple6020 6 років тому +23

      Andrey Berlov not really stealing If the information is given to you

    • @BLANK-rk4ju
      @BLANK-rk4ju 6 років тому +2

      How to get robux 101

    • @zedrickestevanez8907
      @zedrickestevanez8907 6 років тому +4

      I've work in a call center once we have to deal with the credit card number and the pin.. before we start and hit that auto-in for calls, a guard would check if we carry anything to write or record any valuable information. I guess there are call center who are certified to ask such things

    • @XtremeDrake
      @XtremeDrake 6 років тому +1

      @@zedrickestevanez8907 what if u have a keylogger hardware on the keyboard.. Or have an eidetic memory?

    • @zedrickestevanez8907
      @zedrickestevanez8907 6 років тому +2

      the PC-unit used in call centers are strickly check and sealed by the company tech-support department after the client spell-out their credit card number we put it in the system as we speak to the client so we don't have any reason to bring pens or anything that could record both credit card number and pin to avoid any issue about stolen money on credit cards, as of having eidetic memory no I dont have such thing , lucky for you if you have one hahahaha

  • @WinWithKeshia
    @WinWithKeshia 5 років тому +300

    Key “I want the Vegas package!”
    Telemarketer “Sure you do...(hangs up)”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @CaptainEdMercer
    @CaptainEdMercer 5 років тому +86

    The stress ball Jordan had was what made this a historical classic lmao

  • @c.c.3.3.3
    @c.c.3.3.3 3 роки тому +71

    “Yeah no I mean..I hung up on you” gets me every time

  • @J-ay-B-ee
    @J-ay-B-ee 8 років тому +609

    sure you do! *hangs up * 😂😂😂😂 im dead!

  • @TigerTigerII
    @TigerTigerII 5 років тому +91

    Man, I WISH more telemarketers would hang up on me when I said I don't have time.

    • @simoneee31
      @simoneee31 5 років тому +1

      Madame Tigre Le Deuxieme RIGHT 😂😂

    • @mymidgetbae184
      @mymidgetbae184 5 років тому

      Hahaha hell yeah

  • @BikiniDeathSquad
    @BikiniDeathSquad 8 років тому +1242

    never seen a key and peele sketch I didn't like.

    • @813lynch
      @813lynch 8 років тому

      Agreed

    • @parasitez49
      @parasitez49 8 років тому +6

      I hate the parts where they are in the car driving in the dessert.

    • @ThisChanelHasRetired
      @ThisChanelHasRetired 8 років тому

      +parasitez49 same, like what the fucks that even about

    • @InBedGamer
      @InBedGamer 8 років тому +4

      +Jesse G Substitute Teacher 2 and 4 were shit.

    • @urayoangarriga
      @urayoangarriga 8 років тому +12

      +parasitez49 those aren't skits

  • @haaziqmajeed6060
    @haaziqmajeed6060 4 роки тому +57

    The fact that he is using a landline is amazing

  • @blinkth3dog
    @blinkth3dog 6 років тому +183

    Angry key kills me Everytime

  • @mmorpgal4229
    @mmorpgal4229 6 років тому +208

    "These nuts on your chin want the vegas package.

  • @MrAjama9
    @MrAjama9 8 років тому +452

    This is a smart ass strategy to get more commission. I'll probably get fired for this

    • @TheMetalButcher
      @TheMetalButcher 8 років тому +31

      What an ironically appropriate reply.

    • @janelleb.9206
      @janelleb.9206 7 років тому

      MrAjama9 Could this be how to get everything in life!?!

    • @raycharles178
      @raycharles178 7 років тому

      MrAjama9 for realz😂😂

    • @mcl12
      @mcl12 7 років тому

      i worked as a telemarketer and i ised to do kind of the same strategy , but they cant call you back directly

  • @Robogeek28
    @Robogeek28 2 роки тому +16

    This never stops being amazing no matter how many times I watch it.

  • @DANimalx
    @DANimalx 9 років тому +120

    The tv in the background at 0:40-1:00 talks about Mike Yoast getting drafted. That's from the Teaching Center skit they did!

  • @mikem7742
    @mikem7742 8 років тому +24

    When he says "Sure you do" after the pause and then hangs up is the funniest part to me

  • @chaostheory16
    @chaostheory16 5 років тому +83

    I love the knowing smile Key gets when he realizes it’s a telemarketer. “Ah, one of these again. Time to dispatch with them politely but with no issues hanging up on them if they persist.”

  • @johnnieboy66
    @johnnieboy66 9 місяців тому +10

    2:26 "Comooon man let it gooo...."
    LOLOL!!!

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 7 років тому +432

    2:14 to 2:25 I laughed so hard! I was definitely not expecting Colin to refuse the first time Gavin said that he actually wanted the package! 😄

  • @stevenfoster9402
    @stevenfoster9402 6 років тому +299

    SURE YOU DO *click*

  • @merrychhay2799
    @merrychhay2799 5 років тому +1100

    "Wtf do you want Kathy"😂😂 should have said Karen

    • @Emma88178
      @Emma88178 5 років тому +12

      merry chhay what the hell is with the name “Karen” being used as a joke? People have been using it for a while now and I’ve never understood that. And why a woman’s name and not a man’s?

    • @tyanabarnes6060
      @tyanabarnes6060 5 років тому +15

      blugeagua god dammit Darrel wtf do you want?- there ya go

    • @odobenous3026
      @odobenous3026 5 років тому +13

      @@Emma88178
      It's a meme. I'm pretty sure it originates from Spongebob where Plankton's computer is named Karen. There's an entire reddit devoted to it: r/FuckYouKaren

    • @crispychicken2003
      @crispychicken2003 5 років тому +2

      @@Emma88178 I mean, Richard is the man name that people make jokes about... 🤷 And that's my dad's name haha

    • @muhammadarifbillah984
      @muhammadarifbillah984 5 років тому +9

      I like to think it is a little fun Easter egg, since Katie is also in College Humor

  • @karlizen4990
    @karlizen4990 3 роки тому +25

    3:05: Key dying scream after being absorbed by The Thing.

  • @bthy384
    @bthy384 7 років тому +175

    If it's dumb but it works, it ain't dumb

  • @mattc7542
    @mattc7542 5 років тому +624

    Zach! He went collegehumor after that

    • @AudaibnJad1
      @AudaibnJad1 5 років тому +31

      In retrospect, He would probably fare better if he kept pushing for roles in Peele sketches. Maybe a minor role in the Oscar winning movie of his, perhaps.

    • @MerpOT
      @MerpOT 5 років тому

      Which guy was he

    • @leonardusl5141
      @leonardusl5141 5 років тому +3

      @@MerpOT He was the other telemarketer in the call center at the end

  • @shahfiq0075
    @shahfiq0075 6 років тому +211

    "Well were you going to buy the Las Vegas package?" 😂🤣😂🤣😁

  • @lucianosgonzalez3561
    @lucianosgonzalez3561 2 роки тому +6

    The Zac Oyama reveal at the end always gets me.

  • @Mylesfinch
    @Mylesfinch 7 років тому +109

    I just started a call center job and all I can think of the whole time is this scene.
    The fuck do you want Kathy?!

  • @damienparker9167
    @damienparker9167 6 років тому +22

    1:54 “What the fuck do you want?”, lol

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 6 років тому +529

    3:15 ZACK!? I miss this guy at college humor, I love his thumbnail skit

    • @netizenrealness
      @netizenrealness 5 років тому +13

      and a wild zac oyama appears

    • @ryanandrew8483
      @ryanandrew8483 5 років тому +7

      No it's Eugene from buzzfeed

    • @toasted_mello
      @toasted_mello 5 років тому

      @@ryanandrew8483 I hope you are joking

    • @jhawk7910
      @jhawk7910 5 років тому +2

      @@toasted_mello Watch the CH sketch about Grant looking like Keith. You'll get the joke.

    • @breezy5403
      @breezy5403 5 років тому

      Yea bro

  • @rafaelpaun1907
    @rafaelpaun1907 11 місяців тому +6

    “Sure you do” and hangs up kills me every single time 😂😂😂