Don’t You Dare Touch Those Bagels (feat. Rob Riggle) - Key & Peele

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  • @jon72592
    @jon72592 5 років тому +14546

    Them drums playing made this more stressful than it needed to be.

    • @Monztuh
      @Monztuh 5 років тому +299

      That's the art of music

    • @cynthiaisako
      @cynthiaisako 5 років тому +18

      jonathan bailiff Lmao

    • @Blackisbeautifull96
      @Blackisbeautifull96 5 років тому +16

      jonathan bailiff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Huh-ku7gb
      @Huh-ku7gb 5 років тому +14

      That's not drum it's tabala

    • @AdamJDe
      @AdamJDe 5 років тому +24

      It was perfect

  • @cedricmiller1319
    @cedricmiller1319 4 роки тому +9403

    The sign says "for sale associates only"
    Sign say "for me maybe?"

  • @SapphireLibra3
    @SapphireLibra3 4 роки тому +2229

    The way the boss says "He's right, Ron" at the end is so ominous, and really paints the whole thing in a new light. I love this skit.

    • @mackymacky286
      @mackymacky286 3 роки тому +7

      What did the janitor say right before that?

    • @brandes8057
      @brandes8057 3 роки тому +75

      @@mackymacky286 ‘the bagels are only for sales associates’ I had my subtitles on

    • @meck_missile
      @meck_missile 3 роки тому +125

      @@brandes8057 the janitor said it very quietly to Ron and the Presenter still can hear it.
      That explain every thing! Lol

    • @requiem1123
      @requiem1123 3 роки тому +47

      @@mackymacky286 He said "bagels ar fo sales assos..."

    • @Look_At_My_Name
      @Look_At_My_Name 2 роки тому +84

      It was really just a way to fire Ron!

  • @MrPink0627
    @MrPink0627 4 роки тому +11213

    "You're an alcoholic"
    "I'm not sir. I'm not."
    *death stare*

    • @lordnerdyguy
      @lordnerdyguy 4 роки тому +649

      Bosses really get mad when they disrespect you as a “joke” and you don’t think it’s funny.

    • @mat8eo273
      @mat8eo273 4 роки тому +83

      @@lordnerdyguy or him being disrespected by you who is being disrespected because of him being disrespectful towards you.

    • @arifhaikal4027
      @arifhaikal4027 4 роки тому +26

      @Slum Village deez nuts are supporting lyfe on your chin

    • @dena2346
      @dena2346 4 роки тому +14

      @@arifhaikal4027' not by the nuts on my chinny- chin-chin."....

    • @wolfie9229
      @wolfie9229 4 роки тому +113

      Lol that stare was "play along... it's part of your job"

  • @completesatire6529
    @completesatire6529 5 років тому +7147

    “How come it’s not for me, why?”

  • @utopes
    @utopes Рік тому +1695

    I have a boss that acts like this, it’s hard for me to separate the humor and the “this could literally happen to me tomorrow” from this sketch. It’s actually so good omg

    • @Rum-Runner
      @Rum-Runner Рік тому +113

      I’m sorry to hear that your boss tries to steal your bagels. My prayers go out to you.

    • @powerraptor8637
      @powerraptor8637 Рік тому +5

      @Utopes, You've got a cool profile picture.

    • @duderRechthat
      @duderRechthat Рік тому +3

      RUN

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI Рік тому +7

      You have my everlasting sympathy.

    • @dxcSOUL
      @dxcSOUL Рік тому

      Fuck your boss, dude. No one deserves to be treated like this and walked all over.

  • @kfaris1987
    @kfaris1987 4 роки тому +4855

    This is how it feels when your friend talks to you in class

    • @headofkeks
      @headofkeks 4 роки тому +89

      damn... i think i was this friend way to often, got people in trouble

    • @salty9702
      @salty9702 3 роки тому +6

      892 likes, a year old, but only one comment lmao

    • @Insert639
      @Insert639 3 роки тому +63

      Yeah. Then the teacher yells at you even though they see you TRYING to pay attention. 😣

    • @NicholasSC
      @NicholasSC 3 роки тому

      Fucking kids man... Get off youtube and go study. I'm sick of highschool kids

    • @umwtfreakisthat740
      @umwtfreakisthat740 3 роки тому +20

      @@NicholasSC Why are you so mad at this? lmao he's only commenting. Why don't you get off and go to work?

  • @BlvkColossus
    @BlvkColossus 5 років тому +8028

    “For me maybe?” 😂😂

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ 5 років тому +25

      @@vivacehome1 maybe

    • @z3poXP
      @z3poXP 5 років тому +28

      *NO LAMEL YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GODDAMN BAGELS!*

    • @adrianmak9680
      @adrianmak9680 4 роки тому +17

      Hey, Ima janitor. I am hungry. Here's a bagel, so for me maybe.

    • @yfdaflexamusic9845
      @yfdaflexamusic9845 4 роки тому +17

      Painfully realistic .

    • @jordanmatthews8351
      @jordanmatthews8351 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @thenorth9159
    @thenorth9159 4 роки тому +1161

    The Janitor is actually the undercover boss.

    • @mastiffadventures
      @mastiffadventures 4 роки тому +40

      "Working here, amongst ya's"

    • @gezzapk
      @gezzapk 4 роки тому +16

      Yes, he was hired by the boss to test Rons competence as a potential sales associate.

    • @jong-jongspeaks4224
      @jong-jongspeaks4224 3 роки тому +4

      But my dick got chopped up though.

    • @kazamakell
      @kazamakell 3 роки тому +2

      JOSEF
      *shakes jowels* josef!

    • @mathiashilbert8076
      @mathiashilbert8076 3 роки тому +2

      Stolen comment🙄

  • @Jeremy-jm3fe
    @Jeremy-jm3fe 5 років тому +3865

    Somehow, I have to work in "How come it's not for me why?" into my daily conversations.

    • @whiskeyopsonps4497
      @whiskeyopsonps4497 5 років тому +196

      And don’t forget “For me maybe?”

    • @pallin2198
      @pallin2198 5 років тому +8

      😂😂

    • @izzycrybaby1164
      @izzycrybaby1164 5 років тому +62

      No, you can't. That line is just for sales associates.

    • @PBobs-Lvall
      @PBobs-Lvall 5 років тому +2

      Jeremy lmao

    • @sirjester2008
      @sirjester2008 5 років тому +4

      Go to a stranger or coworker you don’t know to well while there eating I guess?

  • @andrewarner2452
    @andrewarner2452 5 років тому +17488

    Plot Twist: The Mexican Janitor was actually the CEO on undercover boss and was testing how he'd treat the other employees

    • @davidadie9191
      @davidadie9191 5 років тому +210

      Andre' Warner they already did one like that

    • @WilliamWallace401
      @WilliamWallace401 5 років тому +606

      My dick got chopped up though!

    • @kafiri
      @kafiri 5 років тому +117

      That's the Undercover Boss skecht! hahahaha

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 5 років тому +150

      a dude put his pee pee in my mama and it got inside me and then they gave me money

    • @AliShuktu
      @AliShuktu 5 років тому +22

      @@o.g.1love479
      Actually Indian.

  • @thebigcheese5114
    @thebigcheese5114 2 роки тому +1055

    Ok I’ll just start cold! “Cells make up our bodies, but selling makes our bodies come alive” 😂😂😂

    • @gona3665
      @gona3665 2 роки тому +16

      Nice catch lmao

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy Рік тому +8

      It's "selling makes our bodies come alive"

    • @thebigcheese5114
      @thebigcheese5114 Рік тому +7

      @@ReidTheRulesGuy that’s what I said

    • @pandaboogus
      @pandaboogus Рік тому

      @@thebigcheese5114 thats what you said when my nuts were in your chin

    • @rez7287
      @rez7287 Рік тому +21

      @@thebigcheese5114 NO YOU EDITED IT

  • @norm7545
    @norm7545 5 років тому +3685

    “how come it’s not for me why ?” 🤣

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 років тому +62

      BEST LINE

    • @antonzigando150
      @antonzigando150 5 років тому +103

      me when i get caught shoplifting

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 років тому +18

      @@antonzigando150 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @TheThinkingMansTemplar
      @TheThinkingMansTemplar 5 років тому +7

      I literally got to that part and your comment at the same time

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 років тому +10

      How come i cant get +1k likes for me why?

  • @starspangledbat
    @starspangledbat 5 років тому +805

    I’ve never been so aggravated and amused at the same time

  • @matheusspinosa6773
    @matheusspinosa6773 4 роки тому +708

    - “Fus”
    - “Fus what?”
    - “For us” 😂😂😂😂

    • @philippaul6039
      @philippaul6039 4 роки тому +3

      The part nobody quotes enough lolz

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 3 роки тому +11

      This is the best one! The guys playing innocent but basically making trying to make a pact with the guy like “Don’t snitch on me and you can have a bagel too.” Shoulda taken the offer.

    • @whiskeyopsonps4497
      @whiskeyopsonps4497 3 роки тому

      That was a great one🤣😭

    • @shampthedog
      @shampthedog 3 роки тому +8

      Fus Ro Dah!

    • @CJA32able
      @CJA32able 3 роки тому +1

      It’s three in the morning and I’m laughing my ass off.

  • @midgetcookie
    @midgetcookie 4 роки тому +3727

    "Make sure everyone knows the bagels are for sales associates only." Didn't tell Ron to enforce it, just let em know...

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 4 роки тому +347

      True. Ron should have been more confident and said it once. Then let the janitor get fired or at least Ron can't be blamed/fired for the janitor eating the bagel.

    • @abhishekgoel8211
      @abhishekgoel8211 4 роки тому +16

      ok boomer

    • @abhishekgoel8211
      @abhishekgoel8211 4 роки тому +14

      @@AJ-ox8xy ok boomer

    • @MRALEX9870
      @MRALEX9870 4 роки тому +37

      AutarkyBear - This is a skit and theres is no other way it could've played it because it was Written that way

    • @MRALEX9870
      @MRALEX9870 4 роки тому +2

      TyetheRebel - Are you stupid did you see any hypothetical Words in his comment like "if it were me" or "what i would've done" So take your own advice and keep to yourself idiot.

  • @DelishiaB
    @DelishiaB 5 років тому +7382

    LMAO I hate when ppl understand but act like they don't

    • @gamingio9952
      @gamingio9952 4 роки тому +367

      Delishia Hollingsworth people do it on purpose because that’s the only way some people are able to get what they want. They have to bs their way through life.

    • @tylerlewis2061
      @tylerlewis2061 4 роки тому +25

      Maybe people just don't get what they want all the time it's life

    • @fekcyu
      @fekcyu 4 роки тому +10

      Racist

    • @appledough3843
      @appledough3843 4 роки тому +8

      Delishia Hollingsworth
      He’s an actor he has to act it’s part of the skit

    • @jjbroussard2559
      @jjbroussard2559 4 роки тому +7

      We alllll know some . And I'm not talking about senior or seniorita .

  • @dilangooneratne9101
    @dilangooneratne9101 4 роки тому +251

    Peele did so well playing the confused janitor, I was getting frustrated...

  • @condor07uk
    @condor07uk 5 років тому +4184

    The janitor is a good salesman,
    He is relentless, does not take no for an answer, knows how to insist and when to insist.
    All Ron had to say was the bagels are for $10 each + handling charge :))

    • @ossacatiastril4834
      @ossacatiastril4834 5 років тому +48

      Most salesmen suck ass, but there are ALOT of dumb shoppers.

    • @mikeol510
      @mikeol510 5 років тому +56

      @@ossacatiastril4834 yea that's me .. I'm bad sales person , I'm jus there to give you info on the stuff , I won't try to make you buy things you don't want/need..

    • @kwamerobinson9364
      @kwamerobinson9364 5 років тому +9

      @@ossacatiastril4834 yeah I know they talked me into buying this cheap ass phone

    • @videogame-techreviews
      @videogame-techreviews 4 роки тому +1

      Ossaca Tiastril yeah too dumb to know what’s good for them..

    • @tailee1143
      @tailee1143 4 роки тому +35

      Or just let him have a bagel, even though he was instructed not to. There are many people like Ron in real life, that lack common sense and can’t think beyond orders or outside the box; people that can’t achieve a goal, especially in a work environment, if the situation is slightly different to how they learned it.

  • @Tiznado
    @Tiznado 5 років тому +2611

    Moral of the story is: play dumb and you will eventually get what you want

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 5 років тому +94

      True
      being smart always gets you in trouble and noboby likes a smart ass 😁

    • @TerryKay.
      @TerryKay. 5 років тому +71

      for me maybe ?

    • @Tiznado
      @Tiznado 5 років тому +3

      HappyDude 💯

    • @cullenholloway8377
      @cullenholloway8377 5 років тому +3

      Me speak no english free ahhh bagle ?

    • @graybeard4962
      @graybeard4962 5 років тому +26

      The meek shall inherit the earth.

  • @TaborHill
    @TaborHill 2 роки тому +1569

    The delivery at 3:30 was amazing.

    • @proudamerican964
      @proudamerican964 2 роки тому +6

      what he say

    • @Daysbb
      @Daysbb 2 роки тому +69

      @@proudamerican964 bagels are for sales associates
      He says that because Ron was fired and can't have it

    • @proudamerican964
      @proudamerican964 2 роки тому +4

      @@Daysbb ohh then why he still grab bagel

    • @Daysbb
      @Daysbb 2 роки тому +16

      @@proudamerican964 Ron is the outcast here

    • @uno9915
      @uno9915 2 роки тому +64

      I like how he didnt know what he was saying he was just mimicking the best he could

  • @auntielu4394
    @auntielu4394 5 років тому +2995

    Ah, corporate America, I don’t miss the bagel politics at all.

    • @TheTyphoon365
      @TheTyphoon365 5 років тому +57

      lol do people actually have "associates only" snacks?

    • @TheTyphoon365
      @TheTyphoon365 5 років тому +77

      @@AzeOfSpadez I think you took it from a joke to something personal and are assuming there's a issue, I'm entertained regardless

    • @wakilbey932
      @wakilbey932 5 років тому +17

      justshady May rise to the top and get the freshest bagels 🥯

    • @AzeOfSpadez
      @AzeOfSpadez 5 років тому +13

      TheTyphoon365 nope, you’re either living in a fairyland world, or you’re just this ignorant lol. If you’ve worked in a corporate environment long enough you’d understand.

    • @nelsongrant5467
      @nelsongrant5467 5 років тому +8

      @@justshady becauseyou don't eat when everybody else eat don't really mean it's leftovers , it's just a mother stereotypic separation and actually told 8 million stories in one episode,depends what level you on, your financial influence and how you were raised , I guess.

  • @garihernandez7470
    @garihernandez7470 5 років тому +4935

    “Behgols ar pho seos associet”

    • @413.
      @413. 5 років тому +37

      Gari Hernandez 💀💀💀😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Chaka_J
      @Chaka_J 5 років тому +142

      i thought you were speaking an actualy language for a minute

    • @lisanvaccaro
      @lisanvaccaro 5 років тому +8

      Hahahaha

    • @activeace8955
      @activeace8955 5 років тому +9

      Lmaooo😂😂

    • @Blvck_Meijin
      @Blvck_Meijin 5 років тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @titanman9000
    @titanman9000 Рік тому +64

    The moral of the story is: never trust your boss because he may have hired a rogue janitor to expose your character flaws while also giving him reason to fire you. Thank you key and peele for the life lesson

    • @Gerald0613
      @Gerald0613 5 місяців тому

      You work for a messed up boss

  • @youcanttouhme8955
    @youcanttouhme8955 4 роки тому +1949

    So the “janitor” is actually a sales associate

  • @duhvnlocs
    @duhvnlocs 5 років тому +1845

    Lmao! "Cells make up our bodies but selling makes our bodies come alive"

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 років тому +31

      I was listening to him but didnt catch that

    • @duhvnlocs
      @duhvnlocs 5 років тому +27

      Kevin Frazier 2:52

    • @chairsmissing
      @chairsmissing 5 років тому +19

      Marketing genius.

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 років тому +2

      @@duhvnlocs Thanks

    • @duhvnlocs
      @duhvnlocs 5 років тому +2

      Kevin Frazier you’re welcome. Watch the video about giving up vagina on my channel to see how you can reclaim your time and energy.

  • @wrenwolf3753
    @wrenwolf3753 4 роки тому +113

    You know it's a good skit when you actually wanna throw hands with the boss

  • @bmoney972
    @bmoney972 4 роки тому +941

    grabs hand...
    "thalesassosiathasses only"

  • @LionessOfGodEternal
    @LionessOfGodEternal 5 років тому +2577

    The concept of this video made me so mad for some reason. Like this scene was deeper than it seemed.

    • @silentbigsteve3429
      @silentbigsteve3429 5 років тому +110

      Basically retail

    • @djaceboogie404
      @djaceboogie404 5 років тому +3

      😡

    • @evilwillhunting
      @evilwillhunting 5 років тому +308

      Humor makes us laugh for two reasons.... because it is humorous, or because it’s a touch uncomfortable.
      There’s a lot in this skit that makes us increasingly antsy as we empathize with Ron. His jerk of a boss, getting called out in front of a room of strangers, the dogged persistence of the janitor, Ron getting blamed for the janitor disrupting things... it builds a sense of panic and anger.

    • @jlc5744
      @jlc5744 5 років тому +28

      I thought it was hilarious but i think some of thier skits do get dark. but I love these guys

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 5 років тому +11

      @@evilwillhunting NO, we are not doing this again! You go on and take your psychoanalysis with you. Go on now and git!

  • @katiekat9697
    @katiekat9697 3 роки тому +239

    "Ron do you wanna come up here and do the presentation and I'll go back there and be a jackass" 🤣

    • @Lana-xf1qw
      @Lana-xf1qw 3 роки тому +9

      Had me in tears! 😂😂😂

    • @brandes8057
      @brandes8057 3 роки тому +5

      💀💀

    • @wendijoe2793
      @wendijoe2793 3 роки тому +1

      So the weakest part of the sketch you found funny? Yikes... Weak brain shit...

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +4

      @@wendijoe2793 🤨

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому

      Wass poppin Kk

  • @tempestgaming9244
    @tempestgaming9244 5 років тому +2697

    If Key & Peele ever make a comeback I'll lose my mind lmfao

    • @johnshadoe
      @johnshadoe 5 років тому +127

      They need to make skits about today's issues. We need them.

    • @michaelfleming4994
      @michaelfleming4994 5 років тому +12

      Yea it was overrated but it lasted as long as it did.

    • @dd60622
      @dd60622 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lecheman01
      @lecheman01 5 років тому +1

      Michael Fleming so they sucked?

    • @dannyboy14370
      @dannyboy14370 5 років тому +5

      Toy story 4

  • @zachs652
    @zachs652 5 років тому +932

    “How come is not for me why?”

  • @AbhishekVankit
    @AbhishekVankit 4 роки тому +45

    I often forget it's a skit, and start feeling terrible for Key

  • @alfiemarie
    @alfiemarie 5 років тому +22523

    ugh the actor playing the boss did such a great job portraying an obnoxious, annoying, corporate guy.

    • @DailyDoseofShortsVideos
      @DailyDoseofShortsVideos 5 років тому +1287

      Alfie Bart hes a famous actor he’s in 21-22 jump street and other comedic movies

    • @msesthy
      @msesthy 5 років тому +643

      Alfie Bart I know, it was so realistic. I had to call my therapist😂🤣

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 5 років тому +479

      The self important kind of guy who thinks he's a big shot for medium class, having a crappy hoa house, and a used corvette. Like peggy hill when she was pretending to be french eating kraft american singles that were sliced into squares.

    • @evasmojang
      @evasmojang 5 років тому +56

      look its michael scott

    • @Rakshay223
      @Rakshay223 5 років тому +358

      2:50 "cells make up our bodies, but selling makes our bodies come alive"🤣🤣

  • @3ajalat
    @3ajalat 5 років тому +484

    reads the sign: for me maybe!!

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 Рік тому +10

    "for me maybe?" the accents are soooo good 😂😂😂😂

  • @princesslilchief8282
    @princesslilchief8282 5 років тому +293

    "Cells make up our bodies, but selling makes our bodies come alive" 🙃😂🤣🤣

  • @Jeremy-jm3fe
    @Jeremy-jm3fe 5 років тому +2875

    "I'm talking about sales. If you look at our ancient history, the first caveman sold a rock to the second caveman"
    This sounds like a presentation that Michael Scott would come up with.

    • @ej1936
      @ej1936 5 років тому +32

      How did he do it? I dont know, more importantly how much did he get for it? We will never know the answer to that question.

    • @edmasterson4588
      @edmasterson4588 5 років тому +4

      @schindler91589 nah michael had a a conscience, he was just oblivious to social cues, and had the mind of a 10 yr old

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 5 років тому +2

      the key & peele version of michael

    • @manawa3832
      @manawa3832 5 років тому +7

      Sales and currency and finance and fiat and trade were, like all fundamental aspects of civilization, invented in the Middle East, this specifically by the Phoenicians

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 5 років тому +3

      western europeans be like: we're the descendants of the original orient

  • @SaurabhYadavlucknowwaale
    @SaurabhYadavlucknowwaale 3 роки тому +14

    1:23
    Key : its for sales associates only
    Peele : it's food
    That was hard!

  • @natashaxnichole
    @natashaxnichole 5 років тому +1869

    I literally just watch their channel like tv

  • @COSCOSBEATS
    @COSCOSBEATS 2 роки тому +104

    Amazing skit. Rob Riggle is a great actor, he can make you hate him when he needs to 😅

  • @epicexpert77
    @epicexpert77 5 років тому +781

    Noboby appreciates that perfect accent at 3:30

    • @michaelfleming4994
      @michaelfleming4994 5 років тому +17

      Yea the nieghborhood I'm in is filled with a lot of them.

    • @bruteoni8432
      @bruteoni8432 5 років тому +1

      Loool

    • @TriangleSquare52
      @TriangleSquare52 5 років тому +28

      @@michaelfleming4994 ur just the life of the party everywhere u go arent u

    • @PROPAINZERO
      @PROPAINZERO 5 років тому

      @@TriangleSquare52 lol exactly what I'm saying

    • @hasansyedali
      @hasansyedali 5 років тому +10

      @Marv N "bagels is for sales associates" lmao....

  • @Z-Romello
    @Z-Romello 5 років тому +2558

    Idk why, but this pissed me off lol

    • @akshooter7746
      @akshooter7746 5 років тому +59

      Zay romello me too

    • @empiresoldier1
      @empiresoldier1 5 років тому +49

      Bruhh..i wouldve took my bagels with me..handled!

    • @yiwanye1221
      @yiwanye1221 5 років тому +232

      the presenter is a jackass, Ron should have just give that janitor a bagel

    • @zero2hero99
      @zero2hero99 5 років тому +53

      How come it’s not for him why?

    • @turq1824
      @turq1824 5 років тому +32

      @@jonathanmonroe1833 That's actually not even close to what was happening.

  • @Boss-hh8ke
    @Boss-hh8ke Рік тому +14

    2:23 “how come not for me why” lmao

  • @753Leto
    @753Leto 5 років тому +513

    "How come it's not for me why?"
    Lmfaooo... if my boss denies me anything I'm saying that! 😂😂

  • @drphot6050
    @drphot6050 5 років тому +598

    “Handle your bagels”
    Truer words have never been spoken!

    • @Lana-xf1qw
      @Lana-xf1qw 3 роки тому +3

      Freakin hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @fidosax77
      @fidosax77 3 роки тому +2

      you said it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @claydhd1
    @claydhd1 3 роки тому +23

    This is, in my opinion, the most unique and well executed sketch by K&P. The vibe is powerful, dramatic, unsettling, and still funny.

    • @datahigh
      @datahigh Рік тому +4

      I agree, it's not even funny imo lol... It's incredibly well written, I feel like this was a real experience someone had...

  • @rogerbabson7221
    @rogerbabson7221 5 років тому +195

    That part where Ron said it's for sales associates only, and the janitor's tragically funny reply of "It's food" got me a little bit. I've actually seen that conversation between guests and obviously hungry cleaning staff at a hotel on more than one occasion. There's always truth in good comedy (unfortunately in this case).

    • @caseyhafer2550
      @caseyhafer2550 11 місяців тому +7

      I worked at a Ramada and a very nice guest left us a giant pizza upon leaving, so sometimes it works. But yeah this is way too relatable on so many levels.

  • @Ezrawill75
    @Ezrawill75 5 років тому +218

    “For sale? Oh for free? For only me?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caseyhafer2550
    @caseyhafer2550 Рік тому +3

    There are so many great details, like the lady in the purple shirt wiggling her shoulders with obviously fake laughter and that look Rob gives Ron after calling him an alcoholic as if to say “watch it buddy”

  • @ryanmurphy4883
    @ryanmurphy4883 5 років тому +790

    The speech going on in the background...
    "The first sale was a stone sold by a caveman. How much did he get for it?"
    "What was the first tongue twister you ever heard?"
    "Cells make up our bodies, but selling makes them shrivel up."

    • @rjcripe
      @rjcripe 4 роки тому +88

      It's "cells make up our body but selling makes us alive."

    • @yfdaflexamusic9845
      @yfdaflexamusic9845 4 роки тому +16

      Like a fucking twilight of strange comedy

    • @kazamakell
      @kazamakell 3 роки тому +3

      I could easily read these in michaels soctts voice

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 3 роки тому

      Genius level stream of corporate sales crap.

    • @tughiij3997
      @tughiij3997 3 роки тому

      it’s funny cause cavemen traded since they didn’t have a currency that would be used to buy things

  • @keisauncarano6693
    @keisauncarano6693 5 років тому +583

    My Superior: You're fired sir!
    Me: takes the platter of bagels and runs

  • @nhatminhpham354
    @nhatminhpham354 4 роки тому +13

    I believe that beside the funny jokes this sketches also conveys the idea of “set up for failure” at major corporate

  • @yomammasboo713
    @yomammasboo713 5 років тому +341

    His momma clearly never taught him the hand slap technique.

  • @mysteriouslymysteriousmyst9139
    @mysteriouslymysteriousmyst9139 5 років тому +459

    My blood pressure is 350 right now because of this video

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 5 років тому +6

      Mysteriously Mysterious Mysteries lol

    • @bubbasparx951
      @bubbasparx951 5 років тому +2

      @@longdirtytoenails1076 :)

    • @Angeck
      @Angeck 5 років тому +17

      Its the drumming in the background. Feels like someone is getting voted off the island.

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 5 років тому +4

      Why

    • @nataliami1777
      @nataliami1777 5 років тому

      LOL

  • @JaDversary
    @JaDversary 3 роки тому +6

    Why does it feel like 1:54 is an adlib and genuine confusion "Foss what?" hahaha

  • @CultWhatever
    @CultWhatever 5 років тому +402

    “You’re an alcoholic!”
    “I’m not sir I’m not! 😂”
    “😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐”

  • @nasbtheboss
    @nasbtheboss 5 років тому +97

    When your boss and HR can't find a legit reason to fire you, watch out for them bagels peeps it's real out here.

  • @LeadWithCourage
    @LeadWithCourage 5 років тому +239

    I would have just gave him a damn bagel.

    • @FiresHotSpot
      @FiresHotSpot 5 років тому +8

      moral of the story

    • @Mike-bz3qr
      @Mike-bz3qr 5 років тому +65

      I'd bet that if he did that, the boss guy would tell him he didn't do his job right. There is no winning for him lol

    • @GigasGirus
      @GigasGirus 5 років тому +2

      @Log Splittawell nothing is impossible, I think that it he had just told him once and grabbed his hand when he tries to take the bagel, he would understand and if not let him take one and tell the boss that you tried to stop him but he stole it from you. Since the boss has seen it he probably won't fire him.

    • @RJ12347
      @RJ12347 4 роки тому +7

      He would have still gotten fired

    • @molybdenumrose
      @molybdenumrose 4 роки тому +5

      @@RJ12347 he would have been fired, but the janitor would at least have a bagel.

  • @rachidfromamsterdam9400
    @rachidfromamsterdam9400 4 роки тому +499

    Plot twist: The janitor was actually paid to get Ron fired from his job.

    • @amaracea
      @amaracea 4 роки тому +30

      Not even a plot twist thats just what seems like happened lol

    • @glennhagstedt
      @glennhagstedt 4 роки тому +9

      thats the joke einstein

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 4 роки тому +2

      Isaac Fernandez That one guy who still says "these nuts"

    • @losgryfog
      @losgryfog 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lava91point0 it's a key and peele reference. keep watching the videos guy

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 4 роки тому +1

      @@losgryfog Yes i know, i was stating the title of that sketch lol

  • @ItsJordaninnit
    @ItsJordaninnit 4 роки тому +9

    Whoever did the score for this is a genius.

  • @PiffSett
    @PiffSett 5 років тому +130

    “How come not for me why?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @barrywhiteofnewyork5949
    @barrywhiteofnewyork5949 5 років тому +252

    The boss probably wouldn't even notice if he let the janitor have one.

    • @gio-mz3ty
      @gio-mz3ty 4 роки тому +19

      Barry wHite Of New York that’s the point lol

    • @tokio2291
      @tokio2291 4 роки тому +1

      true

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 3 роки тому +14

      @@gio-mz3ty there is no point. The joke is the guy was between a rock and a hard place.

  • @jonathanblock3634
    @jonathanblock3634 4 роки тому +15

    I love how they can make such a serious episode out of something like bagels😂

  • @MrFlyVisuals
    @MrFlyVisuals 4 роки тому +167

    Sign: For sales associates only
    “For me maybe?”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @brenttaylordotus
    @brenttaylordotus 5 років тому +161

    "That's what the FUKIN' sign says!" I loved that breaking point.

  • @SOB98
    @SOB98 4 роки тому +9

    The fact that he kept trying to paint this man as an alcoholic :,D

  • @endistherenown776
    @endistherenown776 5 років тому +158

    Key: "The sign says for sales associates only."
    Peele: "For me maybe."
    this show is too good

  • @D0ubleSwipe
    @D0ubleSwipe 4 роки тому +74

    The scene is hilarious and the soundtrack makes it so tense like a balloon that’s about to pop. There is a dark undertone that we can relate to and it’s that we can sometimes deal with unfair situations like this

  • @troywiggins7383
    @troywiggins7383 2 роки тому +18

    Pretty accurate representation of a sales meeting lol

  • @98leight
    @98leight 4 роки тому +85

    When Ron gets fired and the Janitor whispers out in his weird English “the bagels are for sales associates only” I lost my shit lmao

  • @rjt201
    @rjt201 5 років тому +62

    Ron: "The sign says 'for sales associates only'
    Janitor: "'for me maybe?'

  • @EuphoniousASMR
    @EuphoniousASMR 4 роки тому +9

    This brings me back to childhood. As the older sibling, you think you are doing the right thing to teach your younger sibling, but then you get punished by your parents.

  • @carllazarraga2858
    @carllazarraga2858 5 років тому +164

    "Bagels are for sales associates only"
    "for me maybe?"
    I have to admit, that is one hell of a compelling argument.

  • @509ace
    @509ace 4 роки тому +39

    “Cells make up our bodies but selling make our bodies come alive”

  • @nanonkay5669
    @nanonkay5669 4 роки тому +10

    1:06 "if you look at our ancient history as human beings, the first caveman out there sold a rock to the second caveman out there"

  • @yokbd9631
    @yokbd9631 5 років тому +46

    I like how the presnter said.."dont do it again"...typical corporate being professionally rude

  • @mattz5770
    @mattz5770 4 роки тому +146

    Starring Rob Riggle, as himself. It’s the only character he knows how to play.

    • @snvcchs
      @snvcchs 4 роки тому +18

      It's also impressive he was a lieutenant commander in the military before he took up acting.

    • @TrumpsEarBandage
      @TrumpsEarBandage 4 роки тому +11

      A lieutenant colonel in the marine corps reserve. A public affairs office, aka pogue

    • @tombiby5892
      @tombiby5892 4 роки тому +4

      Captain Jack.

    • @nacirema2710
      @nacirema2710 3 роки тому +9

      He's damn good at playing himself, though.

    • @cg5648
      @cg5648 2 роки тому

      @@TrumpsEarBandage, do a little more research on his 23 years in the Marines, you moron.

  • @solokalnesaltam3015
    @solokalnesaltam3015 3 роки тому +9

    1:16 Tried touching a bagel right after handling garbage, pure evil

    • @MichellePatton-mn3rv
      @MichellePatton-mn3rv 6 місяців тому

      Grocery store deli clerk sweeping the floor, does not change gloves: "let me make a sandwich for you now."

  • @Bacnow
    @Bacnow 5 років тому +69

    Ron: “He’s Really relentless about having a bagel...”!
    I don’t know why, but that line and the way he delivers it kills me!⚰️

    • @sxm76
      @sxm76 5 років тому +1

      Bacnow he was serious about that! That line was funny to me too

  • @Marvymarvmartian
    @Marvymarvmartian 5 років тому +124

    I would've lost my mind.

  • @MEMORY_LANE.
    @MEMORY_LANE. Рік тому +4

    “That’s what the FUCKIN’ sign says!”

  • @schumikel8387
    @schumikel8387 5 років тому +173

    You have just entered in The Twilight Zone.

  • @BingBangPoe
    @BingBangPoe 5 років тому +162

    2:12 _"What was the first tongue twister you remember hearing?"_

    • @techpunked
      @techpunked 5 років тому +31

      She Shells Sheashells by the Sheashore.

    • @danielrenzbanaag9534
      @danielrenzbanaag9534 5 років тому +3

      Peter Piper

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 5 років тому +1

      @@techpunked sells*

    • @Annthonyy
      @Annthonyy 5 років тому +10

      How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    • @silverjay4455
      @silverjay4455 5 років тому +2

      My names ron i like to drink alcohol all day

  • @coolida23511
    @coolida23511 2 роки тому +8

    The boss trying to remember the tongue twister. 🤣🤣😂

  • @justkiauna0763
    @justkiauna0763 5 років тому +29

    "Going to try to forget Ron ruined my day" 😂😂😭

  • @latrellgaulden8227
    @latrellgaulden8227 5 років тому +300

    "Don’t touch those bagels” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JT-bs2lm
    @JT-bs2lm 2 роки тому +3

    Basically his Boss wanted to fire him in front of everyone so he hired the janitor to act like he do not understand what Ron is saying. In the end the janitor knows what is up and his Boss agreed to the janitor.

  • @rigbypotato
    @rigbypotato 5 років тому +39

    These guys portrays their characters really good in every sketch they do

  • @zaheersarang6466
    @zaheersarang6466 4 роки тому +94

    You know when the actors are so good that this skit pissed me off to a mad degree. I feel for Ron.

  • @Guigley
    @Guigley 5 місяців тому +2

    Every part of this is hysterical, but the drums make it ten times funnier.

  • @Cobend4Music
    @Cobend4Music 5 років тому +43

    "HANDLE YOUR BAGELS!"
    ...randomly yelled that at work and everyone's reaction was priceless

  • @KiuLang
    @KiuLang 5 років тому +9

    3:09 when my mom asks me if i’m taking out the trash for the 2nd time

  • @jackzimmerman9178
    @jackzimmerman9178 3 роки тому +9

    This skit was so stressful when I saw it on TV that I haven't been able to look it up since.
    I regret this decision.

  • @sinserosinisero9759
    @sinserosinisero9759 5 років тому +246

    Consequences!!!

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton 5 років тому +35

    In my house, it’s a running joke that when we want the food you’re eating we say “for me maybe?” as we stare longingly at your plate 😂

    • @PiffSett
      @PiffSett 5 років тому +2

      Genevieve 🤣

  • @Rehbstar
    @Rehbstar 3 роки тому +11

    Seems like the boss was preying on ron and he final fired him. That’s how corporates work.

  • @Str8upLaw
    @Str8upLaw 5 років тому +73

    "Not for you though.."
    "e just for me"

  • @sanketdeshpande369
    @sanketdeshpande369 4 роки тому +21

    That “I’m trying” from Ron really punched me in the gut

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Рік тому +7

    Bro the actor who played the douchebag boss did a perfect job thats exactly how bosses are in movies bruh he deserves alot credit