Key & Peele - Text Message Confusion - Uncensored

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  • Keegan and Jordan misunderstand the tone of each other's text messages while trying to make plans.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @jamesingle5071
    @jamesingle5071 4 роки тому +31689

    This should be featured at every corporate communications training event.

    • @TradingRebma
      @TradingRebma 4 роки тому +61

      Lol

    • @John-jm7uj
      @John-jm7uj 4 роки тому +18

      😅😢😫😂🤭😝😜😄🙄😶🤔🤨😴😩😭🙁

    • @soulxstice
      @soulxstice 4 роки тому +277

      This was used for my on the job training 😂

    • @riverpanorama5633
      @riverpanorama5633 4 роки тому +114

      It should be included in elementary education...

    • @francaba559
      @francaba559 4 роки тому +165

      My Professor used this in our Communication class

  • @tonayachapman3498
    @tonayachapman3498 5 років тому +12684

    The cutest part of this sketch is the fact that Jordan shaved to go out with his best friend. Adorable.

    • @PolrisTired
      @PolrisTired 5 років тому +567

      Omg I've watched this several times but never noticed

    • @yoseppijoe
      @yoseppijoe 5 років тому +318

      Didn't notice that, damn there amazing.

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 років тому +193

      True friendship

    • @Matt561
      @Matt561 5 років тому +103

      Great catch

    • @Valhalla.Studio
      @Valhalla.Studio 5 років тому +166

      Haha true, well they went to a public place and you never know when there might be some hotties around, a man should always be prepared lol.

  • @PriusRaj
    @PriusRaj 4 роки тому +37102

    *when one friend has anxiety and the other friend has depression*

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 4 роки тому +673

      I'm assuming Keegan's the one with anxiety?

    • @qualwinters8784
      @qualwinters8784 4 роки тому +605

      Imagine a person with both 😖

    • @damschu23
      @damschu23 4 роки тому +492

      Nah. If he had depression he wouldn't leave the house.

    • @gone4472
      @gone4472 4 роки тому +64

      Im a friend of mine

    • @ggaccentc
      @ggaccentc 4 роки тому +438

      Nope. When one friend is high, and the other isn't.

  • @JohnSmith-qw1fg
    @JohnSmith-qw1fg 3 роки тому +4538

    This sketch is so intense that people seem to miss jordan's increasing amount of bongs everytime it cuts to him

    • @therealdeal3672
      @therealdeal3672 3 роки тому +158

      The bongs make me laugh every time! And he starts with the glass pipe in his hand. Pipes everywhere! It's hilarious!

    • @JacklynBurn
      @JacklynBurn 2 роки тому +157

      I didn't notice this until I saw your comment, and when I was watching for it I also noticed that it cuts from key to peele saying "first round's on me" and when it cuts back to key theres a knife stuck straight up in the cutting board lol

    • @fifthdimensional
      @fifthdimensional Рік тому +3

      great find

    • @Gingermamma
      @Gingermamma Рік тому +3

      I noticed! 🤣

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Рік тому +1

      With the dinosaurs

  • @moondreamer1128
    @moondreamer1128 4 роки тому +8643

    My man kicked his legs up off the counter

    • @bobstarzstarz4476
      @bobstarzstarz4476 4 роки тому +167

      Something I would do that's why it was so funny but simple...I dont know where to divert my anger at the time so I sometimes end up doing weird shit or just being me lol have a great day wherever you are🙂

    • @lolbots
      @lolbots 4 роки тому +6

      xD

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 4 роки тому +159

      All of us non-acrobatic wannabe ninjas have done it. It's how you show dominance when your mind wants you to go all Bruce Lee, but your body goes figure-skater.

    • @bobstarzstarz4476
      @bobstarzstarz4476 4 роки тому +12

      @@YourMajesty143 I love you for this your funny ...and I agree( as I'm still laughing )

    • @YusefAlim33
      @YusefAlim33 4 роки тому +9

      Lmao I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @brandonfeole6336
    @brandonfeole6336 8 років тому +5356

    "For my post-apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume, how did you know?" Had me rolling xD

  • @mustangsilver16
    @mustangsilver16 5 років тому +13401

    This confusion happens a lot in relationships too. That’s why some things are better left said in person

    • @Zipperskull_
      @Zipperskull_ 5 років тому +27

      EXACTLY

    • @yosoyysoyyo
      @yosoyysoyyo 5 років тому +45

      Or at least call/facetime (depending on importance level of course)

    • @lucasdotnet
      @lucasdotnet 5 років тому +6

      dude are you ok?

    • @StoniAf
      @StoniAf 5 років тому +16

      Story of my life with my man. I'm Keegan hahah

    • @kareklopodaros
      @kareklopodaros 5 років тому +17

      Ya all got some problems

  • @brianchu8147
    @brianchu8147 3 роки тому +2306

    "Touchdown b*tch, what. Pause." Best gaming narration ever.

    • @marleecorrell1486
      @marleecorrell1486 Рік тому +34

      I quote this whenever I play any video game

    • @tsugaru_solos
      @tsugaru_solos 7 місяців тому +4

      Agreed 🤌🏾

    • @LonelyTigerGrowl
      @LonelyTigerGrowl 4 місяці тому +1

      That hit on the pipe gave me anxiety. Am I the only one?

    • @jamiewilmore7327
      @jamiewilmore7327 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@LonelyTigerGrowl you're not - I'm an ex stoner and watching people get high gives me anxiety, too.

    • @AlexisAdrian621
      @AlexisAdrian621 Місяць тому +1

      Imma use this quote from now on

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 9 років тому +4532

    Only a best friend would know your favorite choice of post-apocalyptic weapon.

    • @alexmansfield3268
      @alexmansfield3268 9 років тому +16

      Montesama314 i thought i was the only one

    • @Proff0ak
      @Proff0ak 9 років тому +12

      +Montesama314 Awww, true friendship.

    • @mikewill3756
      @mikewill3756 9 років тому +1

      +Alex Mansfield (Alrex) IM HERE TO LOL

    • @alexmansfield3268
      @alexmansfield3268 9 років тому +2

      I meant the one people actually care about

    • @mikewill3756
      @mikewill3756 9 років тому +1

      YEA I KNOW I HATE IT

  • @mrkiky
    @mrkiky 4 роки тому +4264

    1:49 Manliest reaction to a text I've ever seen.

  • @angelomordini6779
    @angelomordini6779 8 років тому +3937

    "This mother fucker right here" had me dying

    • @dap0466
      @dap0466 8 років тому +4

      Angelo James Mordini same

    • @dacoffeecup7416
      @dacoffeecup7416 8 років тому +32

      Angelo James Mordini like I said what ever
      fuck this guy

    • @David-uu7nl
      @David-uu7nl 7 років тому +9

      lol

    • @rabidbasher
      @rabidbasher 4 місяці тому

      The Samuel L Jackson came out

  • @felixe2007
    @felixe2007 Рік тому +741

    This is actually a helpful reminder to not read too deeply into things. In therapy they call it "mind reading" when you go around assuming the worst about what people must "really" mean instead of taking what they say at face value or, you know, asking them what they meant lol. This bit is hilarious, but also a little too real!

    • @yjk5737
      @yjk5737 11 місяців тому +37

      Yep. Maybe some people do mean things they're not saying and are trying to be snide underneath their words, but it's still better to as a general rule to take it at face value and not read into it via text messages

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 9 днів тому +1

      Women do it a LOT, but it is ofcourse not limited to one gender.

  • @zacharypetty6616
    @zacharypetty6616 4 роки тому +6641

    2:03 - no knife in the board
    2:07 - knife in the board
    Guess the knife stabbing clip didn't make the Cut.

    • @AngelSage731
      @AngelSage731 4 роки тому +446

      Good eyes

    • @goddamnit8104
      @goddamnit8104 4 роки тому +373

      I spent so long trying to find out what you were talkin bout but then saw it and realized Imma absolute retard

    • @T7_OG
      @T7_OG 4 роки тому +67

      Wow man and i thought i have amazing concentration

    • @Pripisau
      @Pripisau 4 роки тому +5

      kk kid

    • @merymcsusa
      @merymcsusa 4 роки тому +196

      "didn't make the cut" hahaaa, nice one

  • @BobBob-we3wr
    @BobBob-we3wr 5 років тому +38381

    I sent this to my wife. She thought i was making fun of her and got mad.
    I was making fun of her

  • @markk917
    @markk917 5 років тому +12031

    This may be a comedy skit, but the struggle is real.

    • @brothertn708
      @brothertn708 4 роки тому +6

      Mark M-K 😹😹😹

    • @theghostblink
      @theghostblink 4 роки тому +12

      my man gets it

    • @kyscornflowers969
      @kyscornflowers969 4 роки тому +33

      Jay
      ???
      My friends and I talk over the phone all the time and text much less. Even then, how does texting make this generation ‘pussy ass?’ sometimes its just a lot more convenient, ykno??

    • @5O4evr
      @5O4evr 4 роки тому +3

      That's why it's funny...

    • @skyejacques
      @skyejacques 4 роки тому +10

      This is why phones exist lol. Dial them and speak to a human 😁

  • @Samuel-by1zg
    @Samuel-by1zg 3 роки тому +3259

    I love how the whole sketch is set up. Jordan with the bongs, sitting on the sofa, messy room. Clearly displays a more relaxed, care free character. Keegan with the caffeine, standing up while pacing and jumping about, tidy house, wanting a scheduled time. Clearly a more active, productive go getter who takes life more seriously, however clearly more stressed. And then the whole conversation is how these two life styles produce such different perspectives on the same interaction. Over all it is a criticism of the stress produced by that productive life style and how we as humans need to find that mix of bongs and coffee. Beautiful stuff boys.

    • @ElisandroDeLeon
      @ElisandroDeLeon 2 роки тому +159

      How dare you educate me!

    • @Samuel-by1zg
      @Samuel-by1zg 2 роки тому +53

      @@ElisandroDeLeon Be grateful, student. ;)

    • @henrythehenri7262
      @henrythehenri7262 2 роки тому +121

      Boy wrote a whole essay of the figurative meaning behind it. Wait, are you my English teacher?

    • @SaraKhan-kc6my
      @SaraKhan-kc6my 2 роки тому +37

      You must be an English teacher

    • @simonhailom2477
      @simonhailom2477 2 роки тому +17

      You sound like a professor

  • @Michelle-kq7ic
    @Michelle-kq7ic 3 роки тому +6020

    This is why you gotta add an “lol” at the end

    • @cross4334
      @cross4334 3 роки тому +272

      Then they think you are a psychopath for laughing at everything, congratulations now you need to explain every time that you are joking

    • @GFAprodite
      @GFAprodite 3 роки тому +81

      People Sometimes Use That To Be Sarcastic.

    • @randomlilith
      @randomlilith 3 роки тому +159

      "I'm gonna kill you lol"
      That way you can be honest and still catch them off guard

    • @jai0ng
      @jai0ng 2 роки тому +17

      More important than a period 😂

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 2 роки тому

      Right!!!!! Like “i hate you, love you bi*tch, Lol

  • @BigBadassR
    @BigBadassR 9 років тому +4353

    That wasn't going to be a streetfight that was going to be a murder.

    • @kevinkchao8
      @kevinkchao8 9 років тому +63

      +Big R no streefight cause no rules

    • @tylerparziale868
      @tylerparziale868 9 років тому +49

      +Big R beeeeat it ! Beat it no one wants to be defeated!

    • @brosmoove5464
      @brosmoove5464 8 років тому +15

      +Tyler Parziale Damn it! Now I gotta see the video.
      Sheow!
      Sheow
      Sheow
      Sheow
      Toodoo du deedu
      Teer du dup

    • @georgeedward1075
      @georgeedward1075 7 років тому

      Big
      wish it was that way,would have got rid

    • @CaptainZeroable
      @CaptainZeroable 7 років тому +11

      says the guy with a tank as his profile pic

  • @BlindSideNZ
    @BlindSideNZ 4 роки тому +16492

    The difference between a stoner and someone jacked up on caffeine...

    • @freedomdividendnews5042
      @freedomdividendnews5042 3 роки тому +114

      more like cocaine and alcohol and steroids and meth

    • @Seawulfnorsemen
      @Seawulfnorsemen 3 роки тому +297

      That is exactly what each of them are having in the scene.

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 3 роки тому +38

      Except not really and its a comedy sketch 🤷‍♀️

    • @Pulang_Diwa
      @Pulang_Diwa 3 роки тому +117

      Holy shit. Great attention to detail!

    • @louisfernandezleija69
      @louisfernandezleija69 3 роки тому +132

      @@americantoastman7296 I thought it was a documentary

  • @hollyninjaaa
    @hollyninjaaa 2 роки тому +350

    The tiny cartwheel off the counter always gets me 😂 YOU WANNA GO

  • @weej3686
    @weej3686 6 років тому +2460

    The leg flutter at 1:50 😂

    • @latricee_2000
      @latricee_2000 6 років тому +92

      Hahahaha my fave part, so elegant and graceful

    • @NorNor-uw5sn
      @NorNor-uw5sn 5 років тому +29

      That’s some MadTV moves right there

    • @marieisme03
      @marieisme03 5 років тому +16

      Lmao my little brother trying to learn my dances

    • @salsasoul4112
      @salsasoul4112 5 років тому +6

      Str8 Coach Hines 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NorNor-uw5sn
      @NorNor-uw5sn 5 років тому +3

      Increased Standards i know right lol

  • @hughjass2911
    @hughjass2911 4 роки тому +18108

    We gonna ignore the fact that he planned on murdering this man in a public place?

    • @grenadebiter
      @grenadebiter 4 роки тому +542

      IRL that actually happens all the time.

    • @CountDain7
      @CountDain7 4 роки тому +298

      Caffeine caused it

    • @CGFUN829
      @CGFUN829 4 роки тому +90

      @@grenadebiter yeah social anxiety with colon nerveux do that

    • @cesarortega7870
      @cesarortega7870 4 роки тому +22

      @@CGFUN829 lol

    • @981porsche3
      @981porsche3 3 роки тому +125

      Don’t think he “planned” anything...pure anger

  • @bnd2629
    @bnd2629 6 років тому +11553

    Key is on Caffeine. Jordan is on Weed. was that intentional 😱

  • @atable2505
    @atable2505 3 роки тому +595

    I love Jordan just singing along to the song at the bar just living his best life

  • @scillaburton7160
    @scillaburton7160 4 роки тому +4420

    Whenever Key kicks his heels up in anger I die laughing 😂😂

  • @fawadtalib6749
    @fawadtalib6749 4 роки тому +10975

    This should be shown in relationship counselling. Might bring a lot of couples closer and understand the issue.

    • @aaliyahmorgan8748
      @aaliyahmorgan8748 4 роки тому +36

      yeah i guess so

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 3 роки тому +11

      How?

    • @fawadtalib6749
      @fawadtalib6749 3 роки тому +230

      @@americantoastman7296 how Important communication is , how the same words can mean the opposite depending on the perspective. Soo to at least try and understand each other , other then jumping to conclusion. You know stuff like that.

    • @cBe9999
      @cBe9999 3 роки тому +59

      Or increase the the amount of spiked-bat related fatalities.

    • @jasoneldredge1728
      @jasoneldredge1728 3 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of this: ua-cam.com/video/-4EDhdAHrOg/v-deo.html

  • @brandonhohn245
    @brandonhohn245 4 роки тому +3364

    I just realized one was drinking coffee while the other was smoking

    • @CrypticSWLDN
      @CrypticSWLDN 4 роки тому +46

      Underrated comment

    • @brandonhohn245
      @brandonhohn245 4 роки тому +8

      @@CrypticSWLDN XD thanks

    • @jadonthomas1138
      @jadonthomas1138 4 роки тому +8

      Okay...

    • @dominikblack8943
      @dominikblack8943 4 роки тому +6

      What's your point?

    • @brandonhohn245
      @brandonhohn245 4 роки тому +189

      @@dominikblack8943 Coffee amps you up and smoking mellows you down. the one drinking coffee was crazy and the one smoking was relaxed

  • @123jsd
    @123jsd 3 роки тому +245

    As a communications major, I use this skit as an example of multiple failures in the communication process

    • @ShennyIsLive
      @ShennyIsLive 5 місяців тому +12

      My communications teacher showed this in class and a girl fainted at the end. Then everyone stood and clapped.

  • @RichardServello
    @RichardServello 9 років тому +3446

    Reminds me of every discussion I've participated on the internet.

    • @MrFacePwn
      @MrFacePwn 9 років тому +46

      I disagree

    • @RichardServello
      @RichardServello 9 років тому +98

      Exactly

    • @shoutbasil6277
      @shoutbasil6277 9 років тому +15

      You see, this is why I hate the Internet.

    • @likemike1358
      @likemike1358 9 років тому +7

      ***** ¡LOL! to this whole friggon thread

    • @likemike1358
      @likemike1358 9 років тому

      Like Mike If I like could I'd like all y'alls sit. career it can go both ways, depending your mindedness. Moderation, balance, feeling good is tuff when your in the others end mis hermanas e hermanos.

  • @childoftheblacksun6871
    @childoftheblacksun6871 4 роки тому +3513

    “You’re priceless, awwww” that’s my relationship life in a nutshell

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 роки тому +81

      YOU'RE THE ONE WHOS FUCKIN PRICELESS

    • @bedwarspro1917
      @bedwarspro1917 4 роки тому +28

      YOU WANNA GO RN

    • @thejuryofwolves
      @thejuryofwolves 4 роки тому +20

      YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 3 роки тому +9

      @@bedwarspro1917 OKAY LET'S GO?!! He said okay--OKAY LET'S GO!!!

  • @captn_v
    @captn_v 4 роки тому +6396

    Everyone is sleeping on “post-apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume”

    • @fxranger326
      @fxranger326 4 роки тому +178

      How did you know?

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 роки тому +41

      I think most people don't know who that is. Including me.

    • @fxranger326
      @fxranger326 4 роки тому +108

      @@BaldMancTwat
      He was the 1st black player to play in MLB.

    • @cdub8870
      @cdub8870 4 роки тому +36

      Bald Manc Twat With A Head Like A Fucking Orange bruh seriously??? Who don’t know who that is

    • @jon1702
      @jon1702 4 роки тому +59

      @@cdub8870 true everyone knows who he is even if your not a baseball fan, mans changed the game

  • @Jack-fs3ih
    @Jack-fs3ih 3 роки тому +133

    1:50 that little jump he did right there had me dying

  • @jabrik3569
    @jabrik3569 4 роки тому +8808

    plot twist : they're actually in the same house.

    • @hellojelly5338
      @hellojelly5338 4 роки тому +23

      Why does this have 15 likes?

    • @calebh4419
      @calebh4419 4 роки тому +11

      Kelly Pak 22 now 😂

    • @nizzle172
      @nizzle172 4 роки тому +11

      @@calebh4419 now 30 lol

    • @ellieramon8824
      @ellieramon8824 4 роки тому +5

      134!!!!!

    • @1Andrea
      @1Andrea 4 роки тому +30

      That makes it even funnier. People will be right next to another and communicate via text.

  • @PilkoPants
    @PilkoPants 5 років тому +5778

    Although they haven't been in our lives for that long, I genuinely feel that Key & Peele deserve a lifetime achievement award for their contribution to Comedy and Entertainment.

    • @smhgaming3259
      @smhgaming3259 5 років тому +69

      They been in my life since madtv in 2003 idk what you mean that long

    • @PilkoPants
      @PilkoPants 5 років тому +35

      @@smhgaming3259 I mean, it's still not that long. Lifetime Achievement Awards are awarded to careers spanning sometimes 40-50 years.

    • @Idkthesaint
      @Idkthesaint 5 років тому +5

      One of met Obama

    • @smhgaming3259
      @smhgaming3259 5 років тому +8

      @@PilkoPants I'm 24 as of today so being In my life since I was 8/9 is a long time 15 years

    • @peachypeppa
      @peachypeppa 4 роки тому +7

      Key and Peele have been in my life since 2003. I was born in 2003. Fuck outa here

  • @Michelle-ms8qj
    @Michelle-ms8qj 9 років тому +506

    That little jump Keegan does at 1:50! That is too adorable

    • @itsalwayscarrie
      @itsalwayscarrie 9 років тому +2

      Omg yes lol

    • @cortneyreed3156
      @cortneyreed3156 9 років тому +29

      That shit had me dying lmfao

    • @Zurk31
      @Zurk31 9 років тому +3

      Michelle Fung funny as hell, saw him doing it in one of those Obama - Luther skits as well

    • @Michelle-ms8qj
      @Michelle-ms8qj 9 років тому

      TheCortezCardinal What is it called?! I gotta see it!

    • @Zurk31
      @Zurk31 9 років тому

      Michelle Fung ua-cam.com/video/GDyO4KzbuiE/v-deo.html at 1:35

  • @moviesquad73
    @moviesquad73 Рік тому +225

    I have problems reading people and I get paranoid about peoples moods and tones especially when texting. My therapist showed me this video and it honestly has helped me not make to big a deal of it

    • @suze1961
      @suze1961 Рік тому +8

      Awesome!😊👍🏼

    • @AdamBoozer
      @AdamBoozer Рік тому +6

      That's actually pretty cool.

    • @genericskimaskrapper7268
      @genericskimaskrapper7268 9 місяців тому +4

      That's great man!

    • @Jackflip1996
      @Jackflip1996 6 місяців тому +4

      I think your therapist just wanted to watch Key & Peele 😂

    • @-Anunnaki-
      @-Anunnaki- Місяць тому

      You are not alone my friend, most of us do that too.

  • @TheRocknRolla84
    @TheRocknRolla84 8 років тому +2766

    Lol this is a perfect representation of the differences between a pothead and a caffeine junkie!

    • @trapbum3788
      @trapbum3788 8 років тому +101

      What if you're both...

    • @tylerbrown8098
      @tylerbrown8098 7 років тому +41

      sooooo, a Pothead and a Pothead?

    • @thezombiehater777
      @thezombiehater777 7 років тому +9

      Tyler Brown bruh....*high five*

    • @tylerbrown8098
      @tylerbrown8098 7 років тому +7

      A Pot(weed)-head and a (coffee)Pot-head.

    • @VibesHighUp
      @VibesHighUp 6 років тому +1

      1:11 "OOHhh" hahahahaha I hear Meeghan coming out

  • @snickerdoodle4844
    @snickerdoodle4844 8 років тому +3065

    My favorite part is 1:51 when he lifts himself off of the ground using the counter

    • @arnindhitalei2441
      @arnindhitalei2441 8 років тому +32

      Thats my favourite part too 😂

    • @bearmanjon_bmj
      @bearmanjon_bmj 8 років тому +23

      +Arnindhita Lei And just casually says "okay".
      I love Keegan

    • @thesource4324
      @thesource4324 8 років тому +9

      they go so hard

    • @enrico8730
      @enrico8730 8 років тому +30

      Coach Hines!!!!

    • @TheBrianphantana
      @TheBrianphantana 8 років тому +7

      I was waiting for someone to make that reference! You deserve more ups

  • @leahosborne1380
    @leahosborne1380 9 років тому +2001

    Emojis, saving friendships everyday 😂

    • @DJDeezyThaTruth
      @DJDeezyThaTruth 9 років тому +36

      +Leah Osborne --Sent that bxtch a smiley face. Bxtches love smiley faces.

    • @asnolion8441
      @asnolion8441 9 років тому +57

      More like saving lives

    • @rosesarentred9532
      @rosesarentred9532 9 років тому +5

      asno lion LOL

    • @heyyicu
      @heyyicu 8 років тому +5

      +Leah Osborne It's actually funny that you mention that. Emojis actually vary from operating system to operating system, so you really never know what you're actually sending to someone. Whenever you send an emoji, it's actually sending a code. The device interprets the code and displays an emoji. If the OS doesn't have the emoji, nothing will show up.

    • @Zangelin
      @Zangelin 8 років тому

      +NeinZedd9 Nah man you don't do any of the pre stuff you do it raw.
      :3

  • @bladewolf39
    @bladewolf39 3 роки тому +125

    "Post apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume" why is that so specific lol

  • @averagesqueaker7121
    @averagesqueaker7121 9 років тому +37356

    This is why emojis exist.

    • @kobeisthegoat5767
      @kobeisthegoat5767 9 років тому +742

      Recently Used:😂💦😎🍒😏😒🏆🔴😝✊🏼👍🏼😭🙌😑💯✊🏽👐🏽✊🏾🇺🇸👌🏽🙏🍆3⃣😠👎🏽😍💣😔4⃣😡

    • @wildamerican2771
      @wildamerican2771 9 років тому +339

      AverageSqueaker I wish that shit worked

    • @legomann9092
      @legomann9092 9 років тому +141

      AverageSqueaker Dat Profile Pic Tho

    • @flightjam
      @flightjam 9 років тому +358

      AverageSqueaker this is why calling would have been easier

    • @yossarian1633
      @yossarian1633 9 років тому +221

      flightjam Remember that? When people *talked* on the phone? Those were the days.

  • @eris7394
    @eris7394 5 років тому +3135

    "OH NO
    OH NO THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO ROUNDS"
    Favourite line.

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 4 роки тому +4

      Eddy Jin it’s like you’re a professional asshole or smth

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 4 роки тому +5

      Eddy Jin clever.

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 4 роки тому +4

      Eddy Jin did you get your lunch money back

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 4 роки тому +4

      Eddy Jin If this is all it takes to interrupt you 🧐

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 4 роки тому +4

      Eddy Jin how about now

  • @zt1788
    @zt1788 5 років тому +955

    I love the little leg kickies he does after he gets real upset.

    • @globisdead
      @globisdead 5 років тому +46

      I love that you said kickies😂😂

    • @biancaholiday
      @biancaholiday 5 років тому +17

      I was scrolling looking for this comment 😂🙏🏼 same!

    • @wed3k
      @wed3k 5 років тому +4

      Dude the same!

    • @arielhernandez3517
      @arielhernandez3517 4 роки тому +5

      You should search up his “Coach Hines” skits from MADTV. He does it a lot there. Mad funny

    • @marcuanttoniyu350
      @marcuanttoniyu350 4 роки тому +1

      Haaaha

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 7 місяців тому +44

    I like how Keagan sees Jordan's calm demeanor at the bar and realizes he misread the whole situation.

  • @HalfHazardous
    @HalfHazardous 4 роки тому +3197

    This is like pessimism vs optimism in an indifferent reality. Everything's a matter of interpretation.

    • @matejmilovanovic922
      @matejmilovanovic922 4 роки тому +5

      True

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 4 роки тому +2

      It's a joke on Poe's Law, don't look beyond that joke.

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 4 роки тому +4

      Omg it's almost like that's the whole point...... You are sooo smart captain.

    • @Acstasy
      @Acstasy 4 роки тому +5

      whatever i dont care

    • @PhantomAyz
      @PhantomAyz 3 роки тому +21

      It's just the absence of vocal tonality which sometimes makes texts hard to understand the true meaning

  • @talzO9
    @talzO9 4 роки тому +3879

    I only just noticed that in the bar you can hear the song from their skit “Party Don’t Stop” 😂

    • @manuelmota4134
      @manuelmota4134 4 роки тому +33

      I know like TF Easter egg

    • @bronxszchkorf8358
      @bronxszchkorf8358 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @g-force2365
      @g-force2365 4 роки тому +34

      It’s also in their Post Apocalyptic Hunt video lol

    • @hiddenkill3r
      @hiddenkill3r 4 роки тому +3

      Nikosis dawg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @haywoodjablonski8828
      @haywoodjablonski8828 4 роки тому +7

      Same here. And I’ve seen this sketch at least 20 times now

  • @zstick
    @zstick 8 років тому +330

    The Keegan legs he does in the kitchen are hilarious. Have you ever been so mad you had to dance?

  • @himurahaibara1459
    @himurahaibara1459 2 роки тому +24

    This is so great at showing how projecting our own perspective onto someone else's words is not gonna end well.

  • @mike15447
    @mike15447 8 років тому +3431

    Why did i never watch key and peele until today. Its fucking great.

    • @doctorbatman8520
      @doctorbatman8520 8 років тому

      Mike H lol

    • @phuongmai2199
      @phuongmai2199 8 років тому +3

      I didn't know it exist since a few month ago

    • @lickmytol5258
      @lickmytol5258 8 років тому +2

      Mike H me too

    • @meowwri6013
      @meowwri6013 8 років тому +1

      if yоu rеаllу waant hееееr baсk (аnd I knоw уоu dоoo) yоu nееdtо stор еvееееrything and go wаtсh this vidео right nоw =>>> twitter.com/ab6303ced1ebf1cd0/status/790853501416935424 Кеу Рееlе Техt Mеssаgе Cоnfusioооn Unссссеnsоred

    • @mouadgranderson9618
      @mouadgranderson9618 8 років тому +2

      Mike H ikr

  • @KrisKomar
    @KrisKomar 8 років тому +732

    Ya dun messed up now, A-A-RON!

    • @jamescorden3732
      @jamescorden3732 8 років тому +27

      the fuck i did asshole!!😂😂

    • @BoJangles42
      @BoJangles42 8 років тому +9

      Insubordinate and churlish!! We'll see what Principal Oh-Shag-Henessey has to say!

    • @johngriller4997
      @johngriller4997 8 років тому

      Wrong episode bruh

    • @JP-vn3uw
      @JP-vn3uw 8 років тому +13

      DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BALAKE

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g 7 років тому +3

      Lol I have a friend named Aaron and I always call him that.

  • @DaaaahWhoosh
    @DaaaahWhoosh 8 років тому +3137

    I came back for Key's off-the-counter kick. 1:50 . Good times.

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc 2 роки тому +62

    I absolutely love that they did this as themselves 😂

  • @Jigglypoop97
    @Jigglypoop97 7 років тому +2955

    Keegan almost went Negan on his ass at 2:19

    • @heyitschris8888
      @heyitschris8888 7 років тому +9

      Jigglypoop97 lol

    • @Jigglypoop97
      @Jigglypoop97 7 років тому +19

      rko outtanowhere!!!!!!111! I can't resist terrible puns!

    • @heyitschris8888
      @heyitschris8888 7 років тому +32

      If it were only barbed wire not nails

    • @omarhamadah5658
      @omarhamadah5658 7 років тому +5

      Hоw То Gеt Yоur Eх Bасk? Gо hеrе >>> twitter.com/3b71570548a9d6abe/status/790853501416935424 Кеу Рееlе Техt Меeeеssаgеeее Cоnfusiоn Unсееensоrеd

    • @jjc5475
      @jjc5475 7 років тому +27

      wow, you can get me my ex back omar? and i don't even have an ex..

  • @GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep
    @GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep 6 років тому +1663

    That apocalyptic Jackie Robinson idea sounds fire

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 5 років тому +26

      That's low key Jordan's next film project though!!

    • @swerks197
      @swerks197 5 років тому +1

      SUN WARRIOR for real?

    • @l------l
      @l------l 5 років тому +4

      Has anyone ever actually done this for Halloween? I think this would be super sweet

  • @AlexSilva-gp3ti
    @AlexSilva-gp3ti 7 років тому +403

    i lost it when he did that swinging leg thing lmao

  • @taylorsturtevant9639
    @taylorsturtevant9639 5 місяців тому +11

    Hahaha 😂 😂
    I’m a therapist and used this skit to show a client how text messages can get misconstrued because she was so upset about one she received from her daughter in law. Worked perfectly 😆
    Love Key and Peele 😂

    • @Thisisjustname
      @Thisisjustname 4 місяці тому

      My mom and her great niece were texting back and forth and both were taking the text way out of context, but mostly my mom. I sent them both this skit.

    • @zhouyi1933
      @zhouyi1933 Місяць тому +1

      Wow, someone here also commented that their therapist showed them this, it might have been your client lol.

  • @drhumaid8614
    @drhumaid8614 8 років тому +1324

    "It's gonna be a fucking street fight" lmfao

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 6 років тому +10

      Mr Humaid lol i almost died laughing when he said “rounds? There wont be any rounds...”

  • @wiilover07
    @wiilover07 5 років тому +3981

    For my post apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume how did you know?

    • @jalmonte91
      @jalmonte91 5 років тому +20

      Yup, he got that from Z Nation, lol

    • @suzietoanoneart
      @suzietoanoneart 5 років тому +10

      Hahaha I was thinking more Negan and Lucille from the Walking Dead lol 😆

    • @drsquirrel1238
      @drsquirrel1238 5 років тому

      Fallout bruh moment w/cheese

    • @sonjacarrie8527
      @sonjacarrie8527 4 роки тому +3

      NintendoFanBoy07 That was the funniest part of the sketch to me 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @slimshady5864
      @slimshady5864 4 роки тому

      Too much positivity

  • @alanrios9349
    @alanrios9349 8 років тому +484

    This is so fucking unbelievably relatable

    • @229axb7
      @229axb7 8 років тому +3

      I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @queenaccy8808
      @queenaccy8808 8 років тому +1

      +Alexandra Buyck get life's

    • @MyStolenAimbot
      @MyStolenAimbot 7 років тому +2

      Dude I know right!!!

    • @rayjones9787
      @rayjones9787 7 років тому +6

      Yeah especially when you go to the bar to kill them and then realize it was just a misunderstanding. So relatable

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 6 років тому +1

      Hippin'-T yeah fuck you go to Germany with that grammar Nazi bullshit.. fuck outta here

  • @Pvkasz
    @Pvkasz 10 місяців тому +15

    1:50 that leg thing always gets me 😂😂😂

  • @qwerrewq2
    @qwerrewq2 8 років тому +1201

    And that's why you can have the option of calling.

    • @morphius747
      @morphius747 8 років тому +36

      unless they "miss" all your calls

    • @whitedevil2
      @whitedevil2 8 років тому +14

      calling?

    • @gerbil5624
      @gerbil5624 8 років тому +22

      +whitedevil2 ikr. what is that?

    • @jjhjjff
      @jjhjjff 8 років тому +19

      I don't know why people have become to dislike phone calls.

    • @Romanslost
      @Romanslost 8 років тому +3

      jellybearpanda...let me take the time to appreciate the FT logo you have xD

  • @FuryLobo
    @FuryLobo 9 років тому +531

    Key reaction is literally anyone's gf reaction to a text.

    • @logannaraine7952
      @logannaraine7952 9 років тому +20

      Amen to that man

    • @LetsBringPeace
      @LetsBringPeace 9 років тому

      Nate Preaching it bro.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 9 років тому

      Nate My GF has had no such reactions, she's so chill.

    • @LetsBringPeace
      @LetsBringPeace 9 років тому

      ***** lucky!

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 9 років тому

      alejandro Dighiero You have to condition them... gotta make your partner understand you can't take anything for granted.

  • @justinthompson2817
    @justinthompson2817 6 років тому +2360

    I’m totally KEY in this situation. I totally blow shit out of proportion all the time. Lol I love this skit.

  • @mitchellhoover5646
    @mitchellhoover5646 Рік тому +25

    I will never get tired of a Keegan kick in the air.

  • @daveezy
    @daveezy 7 років тому +694

    I love how key and peele can play such real characters

    • @vel1872
      @vel1872 6 років тому

      Davé Ghimire ikr

  • @elisasancho600
    @elisasancho600 5 років тому +971

    I just realized when he's sitting at the bar at 2:12 waiting, he's singing their LMFAO parody

    • @teamgohadouken9713
      @teamgohadouken9713 5 років тому +3

      Elisa Sanchez Lmao yes HAHAHHAAHHAHA.

    • @minty9003
      @minty9003 5 років тому +31

      His monotone face lol

    • @diegopasha5607
      @diegopasha5607 5 років тому +2

      And then those two go to hell.... I mean "that" hell.....

    • @redstreak9430
      @redstreak9430 5 років тому +8

      I wonder if this is the prologue to that music video.

    • @diegopasha5607
      @diegopasha5607 5 років тому +3

      @@redstreak9430 perhaps...

  • @martasillere24
    @martasillere24 6 років тому +2347

    Sometimes I’m Key, sometimes I’m Peele

    • @sasmalprasanjit2764
      @sasmalprasanjit2764 6 років тому +22

      So, it just the caffeine & weed effect show. 😂

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng 6 років тому +1

      Im always Key 😁

    • @elizabethterlinden3078
      @elizabethterlinden3078 6 років тому +2

      @@KingStr0ng I'm always Peele. I would say let's not be friends but I'm not making a postqpocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume

    • @unfuxckwittable
      @unfuxckwittable 6 років тому +1

      Marta Šillere 1,000th like

    • @mcdonaldthyrniang4300
      @mcdonaldthyrniang4300 6 років тому

      Sometimes I'm just want to chat with you

  • @J-Rod91
    @J-Rod91 3 роки тому +8

    1:56 “KEEGAN..... YOU NUT!” 😆😂🤣 I nearly died laughing!!!

  • @Centzzzz
    @Centzzzz 6 років тому +567

    It is really hard to escape this The Key & Peele side of UA-cam. I've been watching it for hours

  • @mcsonicteam
    @mcsonicteam 8 років тому +409

    That little jump/kick off the kitchen counter got me big style 😜

  • @AyushMandowara_xx7
    @AyushMandowara_xx7 7 років тому +1183

    Weed vs Coffee, the choice is yours

    • @zach3141
      @zach3141 7 років тому +60

      why choose? they're great together!

    • @a9raag
      @a9raag 6 років тому +3

      I didn't even notice

    • @ViktorNederloe
      @ViktorNederloe 6 років тому +2

      Peppermint coffee

    • @vel1872
      @vel1872 6 років тому +1

      Weed

    • @burgertime4994
      @burgertime4994 6 років тому

      Coffee & Kush. Coffee though. Caramel flavor.

  • @Clever_es
    @Clever_es 3 роки тому +22

    Are we not gonna talk about the fact that this man was considerate enough to get his bud the prop he needed for his costume?

  • @xyzrat7532
    @xyzrat7532 5 років тому +6580

    Her: I want to break up
    Me: Ok, I understand; take care of yourself
    Her: Don't threaten me
    True Story

  • @siddhantarora7269
    @siddhantarora7269 7 років тому +1832

    This was the first K&P sketch I watched.
    Idk what day is it anymore.

    • @subswithoutavideochallengeok
      @subswithoutavideochallengeok 6 років тому +8

      Siddhant Arora same

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r 6 років тому +5

      if it's the first one, you've only spent 3 minutes of your life watching it so far... unless you are just so bored with your life, you decided to come back to the first video you watched to leave this retarded comment

    • @graveslegacy7134
      @graveslegacy7134 6 років тому +8

      Joshua Smith or it was his first one he watched so now he is hooked and went on watching a marathon of these sketches 😂 pretty obvious dumb fuck

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r 6 років тому +1

      i guess you couldn't read past the first 10 words of my comment to see that I already said that... dumb fuck xD

    • @dirtdiv3r
      @dirtdiv3r 6 років тому +2

      **sigh** if you've seen the stupidity of this world, there's no way you would ever want to be part of the majority, my friend. 950 people relate to it, and that's what scares me about our future.

  • @Scarshadow666
    @Scarshadow666 4 роки тому +749

    I've heard of miscommunications like this happening in text messaging, but in my experience, I've seen people have these kinds of miscommunications in face-to-face conversations too. Shows how powerful perception and a seemingly small misunderstanding can be!

    • @HadalStreetlights
      @HadalStreetlights 3 роки тому +9

      bringing charity to a conversation is vital unless you LIKE convos like this happening in your life haha

    • @muhammadijaz5268
      @muhammadijaz5268 3 роки тому +13

      We should invent brain to brain communication no more problems anymore lol

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 2 роки тому +4

      @@muhammadijaz5268 we'd find a way

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 Рік тому

      But those are easily autocorrected.

    • @fanofadrewtate
      @fanofadrewtate 10 місяців тому

      Plz can you tell me how many communication barrier are there in this video

  • @samogx86
    @samogx86 2 роки тому +4

    This is so wonderful, the opposite reaction from 1:23 and 1:30, the little frustration jump at 1:51, marvelous.

  • @froboythestud
    @froboythestud 5 років тому +615

    “For my post-apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume. How did you know?” 😂😂😂

  • @thegodofthunder8019
    @thegodofthunder8019 4 роки тому +889

    “Because tonight we gonna party till the party don’t stop” 😂

  • @sam-psonsmith9951
    @sam-psonsmith9951 4 роки тому +1358

    So no one is gonna talk about the fact that he didn't just show up with a baseball bat.
    But with a bat that has nails in it.
    He was out to kill someone.

  • @GhostTruck67
    @GhostTruck67 Рік тому +4

    I had a massive breakthrough in therapy, long story short I was 35 (this year) when I realized I'm autistic, have adhd and an anxiety disorder. So until 6 months I thought I was the "chill dude" and I was actually the one reacting like this. Just thought I'd share that with everyone on this comment thread 😂

    • @GhostTruck67
      @GhostTruck67 Рік тому +3

      Lost track of the point but yeah I showed my therapist this and now it makes the skit even better

  • @jimmyconners2397
    @jimmyconners2397 9 років тому +550

    Cause tonight we're gonna party like the party don't stop lol

  • @shubhamdabas2187
    @shubhamdabas2187 7 років тому +800

    the problem is key is on caffine and jordan on weed

  • @okeydokey1591
    @okeydokey1591 6 років тому +1362

    “I bought you a baseball with nails on it”

    • @brandinicks2399
      @brandinicks2399 6 років тому +38

      Like that's some normal shit 😂😂

    • @kahall850
      @kahall850 6 років тому +71

      "For my post apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume"

    • @jewbearidk
      @jewbearidk 5 років тому +37

      "how did you know?"

    • @MissHMSilk
      @MissHMSilk 5 років тому +5

      Maybe he’s a Walking Dead Fan?! 🤪

    • @anti-federalist8795
      @anti-federalist8795 5 років тому +4

      Known by Charlie Kelly as a brand new rat-stick.

  • @rexrocker1268
    @rexrocker1268 Рік тому +9

    Probably my favorite sketch they did.

  • @PrimetimeD
    @PrimetimeD 6 років тому +897

    I've watched this several times, and it literally just occurred to me that the high-strung character is drinking coffee and the laid back one is smoking weed. Lulz

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 5 років тому +14

      I never noticed until your comment. Had to go back to the video to see.

    • @princesslulu5795
      @princesslulu5795 5 років тому +8

      PrimetimeD I’ve seen this several dozen times and literally just noticed the caffeine part. I feel so stupid

  • @A_C_E_13
    @A_C_E_13 4 роки тому +665

    *screams* “‘OKAY, LETS GO???’”
    *mutter of disbelief* “He said-“
    *screams* “OKAY, LET’S GO???”

    • @A_C_E_13
      @A_C_E_13 4 роки тому +24

      r_ elentless01
      Ohh wowww, it’s not meant to be funnyyyy , I just liked that parrrt
      You not likinggg an inoffensive comment I makee is not my problemmm
      Goooddd dayy to youuuu

    • @cerebrospinal87
      @cerebrospinal87 4 роки тому +22

      r_ elentless01 damn, forgot the world made hostile assholes like you.

    • @A_C_E_13
      @A_C_E_13 4 роки тому +12

      r_ elentless01
      Oh damn, forgot the world made people like you who seek attention by trying to pick fights with strangers on the internet for no reason other than to distract themselves from the problems in their own sad little life. Oops!

    • @nitra01
      @nitra01 4 роки тому +5

      @@A_C_E_13 Oh damn

    • @kowalskianalyse7743
      @kowalskianalyse7743 4 роки тому +4

      @@A_C_E_13 HA

  • @ioseph828
    @ioseph828 5 років тому +15640

    Key is how girls text and Peele is how guys text.

    • @phantomreesereason8321
      @phantomreesereason8321 5 років тому +256

      Facts!!!😂😂

    • @stevedownie1378
      @stevedownie1378 5 років тому +293

      😳😵STOP WITH THE STERETYPING!!! 😠😠😠

    • @leolee8445
      @leolee8445 5 років тому +200

      Key is how guys text and Peele is how girls text.

    • @noitucx
      @noitucx 5 років тому +396

      @@leolee8445 someone is butt hurt

    • @leolee8445
      @leolee8445 5 років тому +80

      @@noitucx more guys smokes weed and more girls drinks coffee and get their panties in a bunch.

  • @chibichan9586
    @chibichan9586 2 роки тому +7

    Key is how girls text and peele is how guys text 1:04 “TF IS HIS problem” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ericseiz2014
      @ericseiz2014 Рік тому +1

      Key is how people in Williamsville text. Peele is how people in Arkansas text!

  • @kaydenlyric6605
    @kaydenlyric6605 8 років тому +271

    a stoner VS a coffeeholic😂

  • @joryjones6808
    @joryjones6808 6 років тому +2006

    This is why emojis were invented 😂

    • @oneandonlyhmv
      @oneandonlyhmv 5 років тому +12

      Emojies been a thing since their where flip phones you just used this :( or this :) or ;) etc. But yeah now we have a wide variety

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 5 років тому +19

      @@oneandonlyhmv You must be fun at parties....

    • @purple7066
      @purple7066 5 років тому +7

      and you must be one of those people who get sensitive easily

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 5 років тому +6

      @@purple7066 Yeah sure that's me cupcake.

    • @Aeviu
      @Aeviu 5 років тому +7

      This is why emojis were invented 😬

  • @amayapeterson3123
    @amayapeterson3123 8 років тому +399

    emojis save lives

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 8 років тому +1

      +Amaya Peterson weren't emoticons good enough? :) ^_^ :O >;( :O O.o -_- :D>:) :S

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 8 років тому +1

      A Completely Generic Duck
      >.>

    • @user-pb4nr7ln8p
      @user-pb4nr7ln8p 6 років тому

      有道理😃

  • @bored8715
    @bored8715 7 місяців тому +4

    This is probably the funniest and realistic skit. Love these two together

  • @IndustrialGradeMage
    @IndustrialGradeMage 9 років тому +169

    I like to think this isn't even a skit, this is just a regular day between the two of them.

    • @rohan1_
      @rohan1_ 9 років тому +16

      Keegan can be a very high-maintenance friend sometimes.

    • @uriah6625
      @uriah6625 9 років тому +2

      Nope. Its a skit alright.

    • @rohan1_
      @rohan1_ 9 років тому +12

      ONCE THERE WAS A GUY WITH A LONG USERNAME.. THAT'S IT, THAT'S BASICALLY IT. Jesus your username *really* fucking bother me man.

    • @Merely
      @Merely 9 років тому

      Shameless184 Not anymore

  • @alicruz5717
    @alicruz5717 7 років тому +241

    when he lifted him self off the counter XD I DIEEDD

    • @blaqice5027
      @blaqice5027 6 років тому +1

      @Ali Cruz All I read was "when he lifted himself off"& just started laughing. I've never felt so much pain in my ribs b4 in life😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DarkSailorEisblume
    @DarkSailorEisblume 8 років тому +769

    my prof showed us this vid in linguistics today
    and then we analysed it lol

    • @vzdragon
      @vzdragon 7 років тому +89

      You have an awesome professor

    • @DarkSailorEisblume
      @DarkSailorEisblume 7 років тому +22

      Luis Valle oh yes, he's really cool :)

    • @vzdragon
      @vzdragon 7 років тому +18

      DarkSailorEisblume this is the fastest anyone has ever replied to a UA-cam comment.

    • @DarkSailorEisblume
      @DarkSailorEisblume 7 років тому +12

      Luis Valle lol I just happened to be on my phone the moment you replied

    • @DarkSailorEisblume
      @DarkSailorEisblume 7 років тому +33

      I don't remember everything since it's been 2 months and we only did it in class (without actually taking notes because it's just an example), but we looked at the written texts that are misunderstood and somehow connected it to the essay we had to read for that week.

  • @andros_cortez
    @andros_cortez 3 роки тому +9

    1:19 me when my teacher gives me a bad grade for a bad reason

  • @kanecobe
    @kanecobe 6 років тому +3036

    boyfriends and girlfriends world wide

    • @medic8377
      @medic8377 6 років тому +58

      Except there ain't no, "post-apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume" lol

    • @tylerhill6733
      @tylerhill6733 6 років тому +5

      Oh my god for real

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 6 років тому

      Medic83 that would be the make up McDonald’s

    • @peaches7487
      @peaches7487 6 років тому +16

      Yes 100% i swear it’s like she’s bipolar. One second we’re chill and the next i stepped on a landmine and she’s mad for some reason

    • @brandinicks2399
      @brandinicks2399 6 років тому

      Real Talk

  • @damashi2
    @damashi2 9 років тому +233

    Literally every single text conversation I've had with a girl.

    • @HansenDing
      @HansenDing 9 років тому +38

      Tru dat. I have been beaten up by four separate girls with nailed baseball bats just in the last month.

    • @avilasergio951
      @avilasergio951 9 років тому +1

      Hansen Ding shit.
      I thought I was alone.

    • @robwalthers2130
      @robwalthers2130 9 років тому +1

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    • @kelseycoca
      @kelseycoca 9 років тому

      including the bat?

    • @CEverly
      @CEverly 9 років тому +3

      Ryan Driscoll the only person that is worse than the person that uses "literally" wrong, is the know it all that calls them out on it. Don't be the guy who is that guy, calling the dude out who is the other guy. Literally, don't be him. Thanks.

  • @poisonivy745
    @poisonivy745 4 роки тому +294

    I always love Key's little mini flippity jumps when he gets excited

  • @ColemanJRimer
    @ColemanJRimer 2 роки тому +27

    One of my favorite skits to this day. I remember it every time I read a text lol