Daz Watches TikTok Lucydimond Cooking
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2022
- How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and another Daz Watches! Cooking, we've reacted to a lot of people's terrible cooking skills, but this has got to take the cake. From boiling pringles, to filling a sausage with raw eggs....it's next level gross.
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The food isn't even the worst part, it's the "wowwwwww this looks sooooo yummyyyyyy mmmmmmm that looks amazing" every two seconds
It makes me wanna punch them... 🤯
Plus the weird sexual undertones
They're trying to convince themselves it's actually good that's why their is so much "yummmmmm"
The disabled swans comment got me
Yup the second girl needs to stfu
I’ve never hated cooking shows more than I do now. I wouldn’t even make these for my worst enemy. These should be hate crimes
Chips pie do not work 🥧 eww 🤮🤢
u don't wish this on your worst enemy, i wish even worse
A good cooking UA-cam channel to watch, is Nyamnyam box! They make asmr Benton box compilation 😍🤤🤤
@@shanta824 pies don’t work
I wouldn’t feed this to my enemy’s dead dog that ate my cat😂
Lucydimond: “Shepard's pie”
Daz and every single British and Irish person watching this video:
“You have lost your life privileges”
She single-handedly insulted the entire bloodline of every single Irish person watching
Dam right she did. Irish girl right here 🇮🇪🍀
I love a good shepherds pie
🇮🇪🍀 Yea she did 😭
I am so offended I can't describe the pain
The look of pure offense when she called it a “shepherd’s pie” 🫠🫠🫠🫠🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“Did this bi- Did she just call this a shepherds pie?” He had to fucking stop himself from calling her a bitch😂😂😂lol
Also shepherds pie is made with lamb not beef
And the look in his face totally says, “So, you’ve chosen death.”
If Daz wants to show us Shepherd's Pie, we need a "Daz Cooks" series now!
YES, YES AND YES!
This comment needs more likes so Daz can see.
Well apparently he makes a mean spaghetti bolognese
Closest thing to that is his cooking simulator series
^
We absolutely do! A Daz Cooks series would honestly brighten my whole life! :) I hope he sees this comment.
Daz sounds so much like Gordon Ramsay it's hilarious 💀
Crazy woman: "What texture is that?"
Daz: "It's called *shit*"
Maybe cuz he’s British lol jokes aside I agree with you lmao
AMERICANS DETECTED
@@Gblonkers 😱
I’m an American, and please believe when I say that this does NOT, represent our cooking standards.
@@WelshFiremanSam BRO ITS FIREMAN SAM
“I’m stressed , I’m disoriented, and I don’t think I can eat pringles”😭😭 absolutely took me out
When I was a kid our family kept a couple of pigs, in our kitchen we'd have a bucket where we'd put our leftovers and cutoffs, etc. to feed to the pigs. We called it the Slop Bucket. Every recipe she makes reminds me of that bucket.
At first I didn't notice the comma after pigs, and for a good minute or so I thought y'all kept pigs in your kitchen
I think the slop bucket is probably better than this....crime
I’ve never seen Daz more disgusted and heartbroken in the same video before.
It’s hilarious
i came here to laugh and relax and i'm super stressed tf out xD
@@NDJunction Exactly, me too.
Daz:"I don't think they can be any worse than what I've seen"
A few seconds later
Daz:"that's the worse thing I've ever seen in my life"
Edit: omg thanks for the likes❤️😫
That is how COVID started
Started off strong!!!😂
Bruh so many bots
He spoke too soon... 😔
Holy bots. There’s even one that stole this exact comment right above this. Thankfully it was less likes, but 300 is quite alarming
"WHAT IN THE INSECT KINGDOM IS THAT?!" is one of the best things I've ever heard in my life 😂
"WHAT IN THE INSECT KINGDOM IS THAT!!?" had me dying. Even though this video is a bit older, its still, pure gold. Love you daz ❤
them: “enchiladaaa” 👱♀️
daz: “encha what the fuckin”😨
got me cackling 💀😂
Same💀
BROO I WAS WHEEZING SO HARD I WAS ON THE VERGE OF POPPING A BLOOD VESSEL 💀
@@Broski232 same 🤣
The enchilada help me
That’s an ensh*tlada because it looks like 💩 at the bottom. I kid you not that was just putrid and I have no words…
the amount of times they say "It looks so gooooood!" just sounds like they're trying to convince themselves
20:00 And here you can see she barely took a bite, which obviously means it probably tastes disgusting. I just know she spit it out as soon as the camera panned away from her 😭
No disrespect to Americans at all but the accent these girls have goes through me it’s like the texture of cotton wool I can’t stand it
I agree
I wamt to see someone make these following the recipe to the letter then actually taste test it on camera (obviously actually cooking them and not eating raw food)
Like when you get a weird gift and go “aaaawe I lOVE it…”
Every Irish part of me cringed when she called it a shepherd's pie. i felt personally attacked. LIKE MY ANCESTORS DID NOT MAKE THAT SO YOU COULD DO THIS!!! WE MAY HAVE BEEN POOR BUT WE WEREN'T FECKIN STUPID
My british ass was just suffering when that woman called that abomination a "shepherd's pie"
Daz at the start: I don't think this is gonna be worse then what I've already seen
**10 seconds later**
Daz:Is she boiling pringles!? This is the worst thing I've ever seen
when it cut back to his shocked expression, i literally went "you wanna retract that statement, daz?" 😂
I died when I saw boiling pringles and a cockroach someone get me some handcuffs she needs to be arrested for assault on food
😂😂😂
The woman who is holding the camera sounds like she is having a fucking orgasm 😩 ohhh my god it look sooooooo gooooood🤯 boom!!!
His brain said "I stand corrected" 😂
as someone with lactose intolerance, watching this made me physically recoil. Cheese isn't going to disguise the 7 layers of AIDS that reside in these dishes.
That sounds like something daz would say 😂😂 made me laugh
@@evagrace1464 funny you say that I literally read that in Daz’s voice 😂
0:50 0:55 How quick he changes his mind lol
8:05 He genuinely sounded offended! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Speaking of cooking, Kay’s Cooking is posting again. Some of it looks decent.
they all said that last time, HAHA
Two words… Please Daz
I do not believe it
ahh shes learning finally BAHAHA
That's what y'all said last time- and that food wasn't even edible
Fun Pringle fact: they don’t actually contain enough potato to be officially clarified as crisps. So her ‘potato’ base couldn’t be further from the really thing 😂
Who "officially clarifies" something like that?
@@angstydoodles1101 countries have a lot of laws about food classification so they know how to tax it
In japan you can get these potato sticks for cheap if you add a tiny splash of water it genuinely becomes mash potatoes but that was just soggy mush
@@ruru2977ive seen it in the uk to
Have you noticed the likes?
🙂
Also this lady needs to stop making videos.....
“It looks like you melted a teletubby onto it” had me in hysterics lol 😆
11:31
``Congratulations, its still *SHIT*-``
GOT ME LAUGHING BACK TO THE 18TH CENTURY 💀
16:23
"This is like a bean and potato dish!"
"What gave it away? The potatoes or the beans?" I'M DEAD
Correct timestamp is 15:55 for anyone else who was confused
“No, the beef just falls off the cow well done. Are you ok?”
@@thomasluke-wp8orMan I was sure I put the correct timestamp :') thanks for correcting me tho!
@@dorel7142 anytime man, sorry if it came across as rude or anything :D
@@thomasluke-wp8or Not at all! I appreciate it :)
Lady: puts yoke in the HOTDOG
Daz: goes through the 5 stages of depression
I think you meant the five stages of grief
It’s the five stages of grief
do u mean grief ☠️☠️
It's grief. Depression has way more than 5 'stages'
Also **yolk
"That must taste like a melted croc."
😂
I lost it at that part.
“Have you live in a basement your whole, WHATS CUTE ABOUT THAT!?” I laughed way to hard when daz said it
I love his statement "it can't be worse then I've seen" immediately stunned into silence for 30 seconds
Daz: “THE EGG’S NOT COOKED!!”
The video: “It’s perfectly cooooked!😋”
salmonella has entered the chat
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Willy on Wheels is this a rickroll
Actually tho😢
HAH, LIERS!! 👌
19:36 She doesn't even eat it. She just runs her lips over it 😂
the random jump cuts are goofy i love it
Daz: I don't think they could be any worse then what I've seen
Daz five seconds later: 👁️👄👁️
Daz.exe has stopped working
Mans ate them words
Daz: "I don't think it can be worse than what I've seen"
*cuts to her boiling pringles*
LMAOO
Fr 😂
“It really doesn’t look great-aaa.” In that voice just had me screaming 🤣
0:52 “I don’t think they can be any worse than what I’ve seen” Faumous last words
Linda: “Pringles boil em, mash em, stick em in a…”
Daz: “LINDAAAA!”
i love the lotr reference it brought a light to the hell that is the cooking
Yaaas Lord of the Rings
Po-Ta-Toes
@@BigBoris boil'em mash'em stick'em in a stew
@@Dextronaut1 what’s taters, precious
Daz: "even the cockroach is like nah nah not today he sitting there watching hell being made." Had me dead 😂
The girl gasping at every little thing is what gets me
"I bet you it's not worse than what i've seen"
2 seconds later
"That's the worst thing I have ever seen"
DAZ YOU JINXED IT
I have never appreciated Kay’s cooking’s true value until now. Also never wanted to crawl into a hole and die as much as I do now 😭😂
Imagine the collab they would do
@@mosiacsoml oh nooo, that’s a horrible thought 😭 god the monstrosity’s they’d make
Me too😊
@@emilycoles7752 I think that would be enough to make Daz full on cry.
😐🤭🤢🤮🤬
Daz: "have you ever been to LA and your just eating meal and theres a group of women sat there like a bunch of disabled swans" had me cackling
It never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
✨ThAt MuSt TaStE lIkE a MeLtEd CrOc✨=most iconic line ever
That’s what it looks like.
"this is a pie you give to convicts,
NOT PEOPLE"
-daz 2022
I love how Daz to make himself more dramatic went up to the camera and just said IS SHE BOILING PRINGLES. I love that.
I have never appreciated Kays Cooking more than i do now😩
edit: MAMA IM FAMOUSS
Same even starving children who can't afford food wouldn't want any of that stuff they're making
AT LEAST KAY IS TRYING TO MAKE FOOD AND SHES A GENUINE SWEETHEART 😭
@@averagejudy2596 eh
With kay, its actual food done badly by a lovely woman.
with this bitch its not even food done by the most annoying human being to ever exist
Erm
I'd love to see you and Dave do like a cooking series together, now that, would be hysterical.
Daz's quiet "awe sh*t" gets me everytime 😂
My mother is an amazing cook, knows a lot about what to do and what NOT to do so I made her watch this and she had almost the exact same reactions as Daz
How dare this woman call this “Cooking”
Skelouke don’t listen to the comment bellow probably bot/scam
@@lebanana8343 I know, the account was made a few day's ago. but still, thank you for warning me
Man, I laughed and felt bad about your mom at the same time lmao
It’s some type of witchery these meals are, if you can call them meals😂
“Did she just call THAT a shepherds pie? How dare you. how. Dare. You.”
- daz
“ I think I need more time in that corner”
Wise words Daz wise words
"What in the insect kingdom!" got me laughing 😂
The SHEER confusion and pain that emerges in his face while he’s trying to comprehend what is happening with the chips. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
yeah well he likes crisps and this woman tortures him with her "cooking"
the way my brain forgot people in different parts of the world call crisps chips
imagine what daz's reaction would be to howtobasic
His shocked face the moment the chips was dumped in the boiling water😂😂😂
@@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m tbf only the UK and Australia call them crisps, pretty much all the other countries call them chips
My guy went through the 6 stages of grief:
Denial- 0:51
Anger 1:13
Bargaining- 4:20
Depression- 10:06
We are unsure whether or not Acceptance happens.
When he yells after she takes her sour creamed finger into the enchawhata, he sounds just like woody from toy story...after 18:00
12:39 if I were to make this, I would cook the eggs first, scramble them, then put it in the sausage
I'd toast the bun in the pan with a little butter.
I'd cut the sausage in half to fry it and the egg I would also scramble it and dab it with a little bit of cheese. I would add my dressing of choice on the bun. Put the sausage on it and the eggs.
That's how I would do it. This chick is going to give someone food poisoning
@@fensecsaadmin9693 not gonna lie, that sounds better then what I said
@lordofthegames6601 I just added onto what you said so your idea is just the basis of what I wrote down
@@fensecsaadmin9693 oh ok
Daz getting offended at the boiled pringles has made my day
i was triggered as well🥲😭😭😭 bruh da shi is expensive
This lady reminds me of when we were younger and would mix a bunch of soaps and make a concoction but now she is older and just doing it with food 😂😂😂
same
The soap probably tastes better
@@bacongreece2991oh definitely
Very accurate
Soapy potions
2:43 "you know even if you are joking..STOP. TODAY." I CANT 😂😂
daz: “oh god, that must taste like a melted croc-“ HAD ME ON THE GROUND LAUGHING 😂😂😂
Same😂
Daz at the beginning: hopeful and happy
Daz a few seconds after watching: pure shock and disgusted
"Hey guys, today we are putting eggs in a sausage"
Daz: *Stands in a corner*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
15:29 IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT
Daz: ENCHAWHATTHEFUCKING
Where Gordon Ramsey at😭
This makes Kay’s cooking look like Gordon Ramsey
HELP
@@Zoe-bx2xh ?
Even Kay can cook better than this
yes
@@Electranicayou have no humor
daz: "i dont think they can be any worse than what ive seen"
*a few moments later*
daz: "thats the worst thing ive ever seen"
He was immediately offended and I lost it lmao
I feel like if Daz somehow went to hell this would be his torture😂😂😂THESE VIDEOS 💀💀💀
00:50 😂😂😂😂 he changed his mind real quick 😂
Lmao Daz nearly throwing up is just hilarious in proving his point that he thinks it's bad
My parents are both amazing cooks, however I watched this with three friends.
One of them threw up, one of them started crying and the last one began shouting at the screen-
definitely
That is halarious
@@suzannecrook9851 I fell off my chair in laughter these mf's killed me-
No way😭😭
I'd do all three to be honest💀
Watching this with my kitten and he literally smacked my phone out of my hand, most real reaction ive gotten from this cat 😭
the fact that daz had to respectfully sensor himself with the pie one got me wheezing
0:52 "I don't think they can be any worse than what I've seen"
0:57 The look of a man eating his words 😂😂 i love daz reaction videos 🤣
His words definitely taste better than the food he's watching.
@@dmitryogrady2004 wow. Nice one!
Better than eating that monstrosity of a pie.
Yeah😂
Hey Daz, I've actually boiled Pringles before. Contrary to the video though you have to boil them in milk, rather than water. I've found that using whole milk, with about a cup of half and half works the best. And use original Pringles and add the spices later, otherwise the flavoring tends to get lost. Cook it on a low simmer, rather than a boil, to really soften them up all the way, and only drain about half of the liquid afterwords. And if you do all of that, mix it up the right way, and season it with garlic, basil, butter, and sour cream it tastes like absolute horse shit. Really just unimaginably horrific
😂😂
Hahahahaha
LMFAO
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie😂
@@ashleykozior2067 Ikr XD
daz makes me laugh so hard, i was legitimately choking with laughter he really makes my day
I’ve needed this laughter. Omgosh.
8:30 "it looks like you killed a shepherd and blended him up" that got me so bad 😂😂
It's true though
The fact that it's "ooo sooo yummmyyy" every second has me dying
What snuff film does she think she's in??
@@jennalondonrichardsthis may as well be a snuff film lmao
Pringles aren't even potato
Well nah
9:59 “I feel like I need more time in that corner” that got me dying (but also other parts to that made me die)
HELP I CANT BELIEVE SHE CALLED THAT A SHEPHERDS PIE!!!
“She’s gonna put this in the oven, right, and when it goes ping and it’s done, OUT COMES A GRANDMOTHERS FOOT” 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"Oh its easy trisha, I just think about people I hate, and want them to DIE, and make the worst dish possible" BRO THIS GOT ME CRYIN 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
Trisha would still say, "Oh my Gosh! That's so amazing! You're amazing!"
Her: it’s kinda like a shepherds pie☺️
Daz: And I took that personally
"Looks like you've melted a telly tubby onto it"
Delicious telly tubby pie that's what I want instead of a birthday cake this year
18:55 "WOW. this is the PERFECT enchilada." AN ENCHILADA IS WRAPPED. THATS JUST PRINGLES AND BEANS LOVE.
As a culinary graduate this hurts my soul on a different level than anything ever has
i’m so sorry
It's likely a food fetish but i understand your pain
Daz...you rock ! Johnny Vegas meets Lou Costello🤣🤣🤣
I just realize when you close your eyes and hear them talking it makes it sound like they’re making something so much better than what they’re actually making lol
14:24 "ET RHELLY DOESN'T LOOK GRETTT" 😂😂 is there a way to subscribe twice?
Yeah, make another UA-cam account and subscribe on that account
I hope one day daz does a cooking episode of him showing us his own cooking skills 😊
It’d be funny if he edits in like explosions randomly like in kitchen simulator
Or testing if it’s good recipes
He’d be cooking meals for little girls
@@kemarq9052 huh?
Yeaaaahhhssss
i think him and that woman on tiktok “everybody’s so creative!” should collab
Me: walks in house to see my wife boiling pringles
ME: leaves
Last record of me found: plane ticket to the sun
Daz talking about “have you ever lit a Pringle on fire??” got me lmao because when we go camping they are some of the best fire starters 😭😂😂😂 kid you not. Just a little handful will have your fire pit up in smoke-stack flames
that's lowkey concerning
idk how a food manages to be a good fire starter but its not surprising 🤷♂
@@NagitosWifeSpotty agreed 👀 I couldn’t believe how well they burn tbh
I gasped when she poured the Pringles in.
Then nearly died when daz pointed out the cockroach
"it really doesnt look great" killed me!
I love how passionate daz is about cooking 😭
Not cooking, FOOD😂
I love that they keep using the word “yummy” as if the more they say it, the more we’ll think it actually is yummy.
I don't know if anyone will get the ref
But it's like if a goblin think about it enough it becomes real
Adults that use that word make me cringe
Your videos hitt different when I'm off my medicine. I was laughing si hard my short shorts got a little wet.
I'm laying in bed watching this video right. I look away for two seconds and all I hear in a whisper voice is "too big". What the actual f. 😂😭
5:38 THE WAY HE MIMICS THEIR SPEECH IM CRYINGGG
6:05 IM GONAN SPIT OUT MY DRINK HELP