DAZ WATCHES HOW TO SNEAK FOOD ON A PLANE
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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The way daz said it is fucking Fanta sounded like Gordon Ramsey
I thought the exact same
Yeah!! Hehe! My friends mom was on a cruise ship once.
Sounded like GradeAUnderA
daz's way for wheres the lamb sauce
@@avaaadaegeee nobody asked or cares so shut up
“Just ignoring the casual human trafficking here” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😝😂😂😂
No one going to talk about his FORNITE icon
oh my god. when i saw the person sitting there i was like “so nobody gonna talk about the human body just sitting in a suitcase? LIKE THAT’S NORMAL”
@@kenziegray7764 ahahah
Daz embraced his inner Gordon Ramsey:
“That’s fucking Fanta!!!!!!!!!”
“Where’s the lamb sauceeeee!!!”
4:20
THATS F*CKING RAW!!!!!
@@theundertaker9298 "YOU F*CKING DONKEY" ,"OH DEAR , OH DEAR GORGEOUS".
@@ZkullBoy perfect number 👌
I
4:21 Lady: PoUr CoKe InTo OnE cOnTaInEr
Daz: THAT’S F**KING FANTA!
Best part
Yeah I know right?
Fr
"can you stop being an idiot, love?"
How to be angry in british way💙
Stop irritating me *dear*
Yayy more Britishhhh! I'd say it this way though, "Please, honey, darling, dollface, love, you either back of or I will find a way to make you bloody leave me alone hon ^~^"
@@princesskennymccormick4097 never heard anyone here say “hon” or “dollface”
@@flowerbby_I've heard hon but not dollface
“She sounds like she is the voice actor for all the my little poneys”🤣🤣
Lmao
Sorry to tell you this man, but it pony not poney
WorldRich that might be the British spelling chill
@@tiff6887 it isn't, they just misspelt xD
WorldRich actually it’s ponies 😂😂
Daz: “BUT WHO BRINGS A *MOP* INTO A PLANE?”
*Levi Ackerman has entered the chat*
wait i’m confused there were planes in AOT?
VJ’s Gaming YT no noo it’s just a joke that came into my head like i imagined if Levi where to live in our world he definitely would bring a mop to a plane🤣
Wolveon - ohh hahaha lmao
i can imagine that 😂
@@vaughn8497 cuz Levi's a clean freak, lol
GHAHWH YES
"Donuts on your head?"
"NO!"
"Soda in your pillow?"
"WHAT?!?"
LMAO I love Daz so much.
“IM 2 SECONDS IN AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF”
Hèy im in 2024!
Same
2024 TWINSIES!!!!
I'm here in 2024 too :)
Food: *exists*
Troom troom: “see I pulled a sneaky on ya”
@Diet Coke With Bacon i love your name but i can't help thinking of eddsworld lmfao
"they have 20 million subscribers for being idiots"
Quote daz
I mean... Thats how it works
I want to know who the literal fūçk subs to these idiots besides little kids!
That isnt how it works
Arent they one if those channels that have bot subs and are employed by yt
Exactly, the Paul’s for example 😂
I thought the world was getting smarter, honestly.
“I just built up my body by twerking”
Girl I-
So I saw this a few seconds before it happened,and I was screaming
Great for a kids channel
I would do I LOKW YA CUT G to her 10000000000000 times lol
I thought this was a kids show
Daz is like the only UA-camr who would never get “canceled”
agreed
Fr
@Ashley Alian ...how?
@Ashley Alian ohh that was a few years ago. I think he was just uneducated. Hopefully he understands it now. Plus, he's only human.
@@megan_cheeseburger5086 it’s not uneducated he was right
“Everyone has a secret in their suitcase.” Yeah, I saw the fully grown person you stuffed in there.
he just casually kicks the bag with the person in there
Lol
"troom troom.. you may as well change it to BOOM BOOM"
@@springlockticeye9941 wow :0
I hate how after it showed the man it said "no food on the plane
4:22 ThAt'S fUcKiNg FaNtAa!! I hecking died...
Plane food “School dinner of the sky”
Compared to plane food, my school's food taste like it came from a 5-star restaurant.
Shark -5
I dont know which airplanes yall fly on, but the ones I go on have actually good food...
I didnt eat anything for 7 hours because they gave me a salad sandwich
Hahaha😂 yessssssss
Troom: Coke
Daz: Fanta
Me: I thought it was orange juice....
Eh, European fanta is practically carbonated orange juice (in a good way).
@@NeonBlueLight fun facts
@Izzy Scothern-Jones why mango, i didn't know that even existed
@@defintelynoteli2922 i'm american, what the hell is rubecon. not being mean, just confused
@@defintelynoteli2922 i will, thanks for the recommendation
“Then pour the Coke”
Daz- THATS FUCKING FANTA
Shits had me dying 😂😂
Me too
i know it was making me die of laughter
I made a mistake at watching this at 5am
Yeah. It is not even Fanta. It is orange juice
Its funny
6:06 - can see Daz go through all the stages of grief 😂😂😂😂😂
“THATS F-ING FANTA” is the funniest thing
Nice pfp ☺️
Ya nice pfp
lov the pfp
Riii and nice pfp
Love your profile pic and same I’m also proud to be a well a lesbian
“Is that gingerbread dough or dog shit?” I’m dead
Rip🪦🪦🪦
dog shit 100%
LMAO 9:14 @Rubee Mccloud
no it’s c4
or a c4
Because if anyone can take a joke, its a TSA Officer.
Bahahaha ya
Or my mum when I was born
Clip Central oof my dude
@@joshuacornell9821 damn
Clip Central Same
"Troom Troom, you may as well change the channel to Boom Boom 'cause that's what you're enabling" LMFAO
Nice
Women:I built my arse up by twerking
Daz:*looks like a disappointed mother*
My nigga wasn’t even twerking she was jumping up and down
@@kanalevegas-vienna2980 ummmmm you are black right? Because otherwise, DONT SAY THE N WORD!!!!
@@kanalevegas-vienna2980 FR 💀
@@kanalevegas-vienna2980 bruh is you even black 💀
Yes I am black
life hacks: "Then poor the coke-"
Daz: "THATS FUCKING FANTA!"
*pour
Bruh
True
I nearly died couldent breath 🤣
So we meet again vector
"THAT'S FUCKING FANTA!"
This lives in my head rent free 😂😂
**Troom Troom explaining how to sneak things on the plane**
Hijackers: Write that down, write that down!
Damnnnn How’d ya know 😔💅
@@dxstealvesu D:
اكتب هذا الحق you mean
Mhm 😉
I ᴋɴᴏᴡ 99% ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴜᴛ 𝑖 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ 💖
(🥇ᔕᑌᗷᗷIᑎᘜ ᗩᑎᗪ 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑠𝑢𝑏𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒💫
WHY DID I LOOSE IT TO “THAT’S FUCKIN FANTA”💀💀💀
Idk same lol 🤣😂
Same guys! I snorted out my pepsi lmao
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂
Is it just me, or does that also look like Gatorade?
I did to 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
✨Im TwO sEcOnDz In AnD i AlReAdY wAnT tO kIlL mYsElF✨
✨WeRe JuSt GoNna IgNoRe ThE hUmAn✨
✨THATS FUCKING FANTA✨
OMFG HES A LEGEND 😂😂
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
ew.
THATS FUCKING FANTAH 🤣
I can sense the 2021 in this comment
"First pour coke in to the tube"
Daz: That's Fawking Fanta
Why are people scared to say Fuck?
idk@@gacha_shewolf4579
@@gacha_shewolf4579 “fawking” is funnier
4:21
Now this is why security is extremely important and strict.
daz is the only UA-camr that has real sense
That is so true
"She sounds like she's the voice actor for all the my little ponies"
Lol that bits so funny
He probably knows that because his daughter probably used to watch that show
Who knows that Daz or me?
@@VictorD23 I think they mean Daz
Ok
“THATS FUCKING FANTA”
I LOST IT 😂 Idk why I found that so funny!
You're not the only one XD
It’s fucking raw! Lmfao
We all found this funny
Same lmao
Same.
Daz is the best hes litteraly keeping 2020 alive with his humor 😂😂😂😂😂
Very true
Agreed
And then you realize that 2021 is three months away (≧▽≦)
literally* sorry I had to
8:33 "You could probably order that child"
Oh no.....
Daz: "And have them bring it to you."
Phew.
“They have 20 million subscribers...”
“For being absolute idiots-“
Yeah😂
And helping people sneak bombs onto planes
@@kimtaylor5903 exactly😩
Right lol how does 5 min craft have 70- mill :O om-
@@jefferina784 wait what-
My dad literally went on to our plane with a whole roasted chicken lol
That's impressive...
BRO WHAT
WHAT WHY HOW
There is no limit to how much I respect that
what realyy lol
“You know what else you can mould into that shape, a c4”
It's true. c4 putty was genius, but quite dangerous
Deku? What are you doing here?
Megan Lawton I umm like his channel
Ah yes hello deku 😌
Ah yes hello deku 😌
I feel like at this point we as humans are just evolving backwards
So devolving ?
Tilly-Rae _YT yeah
Yes
honestly the more we progress with technology and science the more we regress with common sense and street smarts.
Jenna M yep
Daz: “this is for kids”
The video: “I’ve been learning how to twerk alot”
@@sian186 beat me to it
Siân exactly what I was thinking
encouraging increase in thots
There's a theory, Troom Troom are the people who got cuties greenlit.
@@sian186 right
Daz is the funniest person on UA-cam😂 it’s facts.
Daz: “Troom Troom”
Og fans: “That’s a name that i havent heard in centuries”
Power man 8 months aint og. I still remember the closet
@@awsomboy123 Yeah. With all the clothes in the background.
TheLegoPotterFan i still miss it. He should troll us by having it as a green screen background at some point
@@awsomboy123 That would be great and a bit nostalgic.
@@awsomboy123 lol same
4:21
“THATS F*CKING FANTA”
U cant tell me he doesn’t sound like Gordon Ramsey
Edit:
Thanks for all the likes lads
Lmao
Lol
I died at that part
Holy shit lmfao
Hahahah he does sound like Gordon Ramsay 🤣
“Cut open a memory foam pillow”
Terrorists: “Write that down”
😂😂😂 (btw I love Hajime)
LMFAO
What about drug smugglers
The airplane go
💥BOOM💥
@@tigerslikewater Haha plane go boom
7:38 bro dazes face💀
“They just present it too you differently” they bring out some gold fish with some caviar and herbs on top 😂
This comment is GOLD 👌👌
The fact I’m not 200 years late to this is a miracle
same
SAME
SAME
Same here
Only a few minutes late for me and not 2 days late
"BOOM BOOM COZ THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ENABLING" I can't cope so funny
4:20 “😀Poor coke in one container” Daz: “ THATS FXCKING FANTA”
Dad's fucking Santa
@@suprxmememe6803 HAHAHAHAHAH
That shit had me going 🤣 😂 😭💀
💀💀
It looks like orange juice lmao
“My bUtTs bIG bEaCaUsE iV BEeN TwErkIng”
Me: I’m sorry this is FOR KIDS!?!
Where’d they get that idea cuties? There are a lot of laws in physics but I’m pretty sure that ‘twerking makes your arse cheeks blow up like like balloons’ isn’t one of them! 😂
well I mean this certainly isn't for adults so...
Spelling 100 *but*
lethel pine hehe
You must be a child because you don’t know how to spell BUTT
Finally someone who agrees that these life hacks actually help terrorists more than normal people
They stopped with life hacks ten years ago because they did all life hacks there was.
What we're watching now is just a recruitment video for up and coming isis members
Drake kissed trump bruh look ua-cam.com/video/AWDLtjChmQQ/v-deo.html
as if actual terrorists would use these lol
4:21 THIS KILLS ME EVERY TIME 💀💀💀
“These people have TWO awards for helping terrorists”
11:37
Shay_ PlayZ loollll
“im glad to see coke has turned to orange all of a sudden” 💀
Quackity My Beloved
Quackity is racist
@@indoorboyfriend LMFAO STOP LYING
@@frankieh11 there is literally proof
@@indoorboyfriend where? When?
"Some people. Are. Morons."
Best quote
Lol ikr he is awsome
Lol
3
E
For some reason I read “Some people. Are. Mormons” 😂
2:49 dAZ iTs FoR kIDs 👹👹
Just joking
“Donuts in your head?”
“No!”
“Soda in your pillow?”
“WhAt!?”
“And A hungry pirate”
“hE iS eAtInG aN eDiBaLe HoOk”
edibale
Lord menus just let her have her fun
@@aishahzafar1926 menus
@@kanagisama3875 can you stop? Nobody likes you.
AND A OREO EYEPATCH
I don’t need to sneak food? WE JUST BRING IT IN A BAG IN BRITAIN LOVE
If there is water in your suitcase bag, etc it would be confiscated in my country
Yup
@@quit.8900 I always take food on planes. Never had a problem with that
Squishisoo 1 not in my country
@@quit.8900 where do you live?
7:02 I LAUGHED FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭
8:40 LOLOLOLOL
When he sayed thats f..king fanta he sounded like Gordon Ramsay
Ikr
Omg I went back and he dose
Ahaha
stolen
SAID
"TROOM TROOM?!?!?!?!"
"MORE LIKE"
"BOOM BOOM BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOUR ENABALING!!!!!"
what
Lol 😂
What happens when taco bell
Haha lol so true
@@jbmax7204 ahh well u diddent ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
“THATS FCKING FANTA!” That got me 🥹😂😭
Daz: where do they find these actors under a bridge
Me: I would rather stay under a bridge than be in the video
I’m 6 mins in and all I keep thinking is “oh that’s why the Kardashians look like that! They are sneaking snacks! I get it now!”
Or maybe they've just ate too many.
I'm convinced these ass implants are not ass implants but just a shit tonne of candy to make up those voluptuous asses
I feel like Daz is probably the only person on UA-cam with common sense.
And that actually makes me laugh i fucking die
Yes.
No.
@@Sophunguss IKR when he did the screaming part a chocked i literally PISSED on myself
Yep
“Pour the coke into it” daz: THATS F*****G FANTA
When they give out peanuts on the plane, they don't care about allergies.
good, survival of the fittest
@@blahbleh5671 aHAH
Man I hate that bc my gram allergic
Blah Bleh I- 💀☠️
@家慧張 considering I have an allergy, I can promise you that they never EVER done that on my flight.
4:22 “THATS F**KING FANTAAA”
Instructions unclear, now i am serving a life sentence in jail.
At least they'll be over a thousand other people to share your 5 minute craft life hacks with
@amarieea Tate yep 😊
But i mean... at least you don’t have to go on any friggin meet ups with that one stupid friend that you really FRICKING HATE
Oof
Actually you followed the instructions perfectly if you’re in prison.
“Just ignoring the casual human trafficking” Got me LMAFO
5:19 pov: ur names fanta
“That’s fucking Fanta” that shit killed me😂
same lol
Reee
Ikr
💀💀💀💀💀
“Just ignore the human trafficking going on” I’m dying😂🤣
Waiter: hello chef what would you like to drink
Gordon Ramsey: could I have a coke please
Waiter: absolutely
Waiter: here’s your coke drink chef
Gordon: 4:22
WHAT ARE YOU!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Omg.
OMG BAHAHAHHAHAHJDJDUXND
"THAT'S FVCKING FANTA!" The way I cackled 😦😭
Daz is turning more British by the day. He used to make jokes and insult people jokingly but now he says twat inbred and love
The more angrier we get, the more British we get 😂
@@ReginaldMBrown yes
@@Cringe_Lord I’m Scottish and I can definitely say that’s true our accents seem to come out a lot when we’re angry
@@xemmaharrisonx9919 innit 😂
@@Cringe_Lord ??
"She sounds like the voice actor for all the my little ponies!"
No, not even the ponies are this squeaky
Yes it is killing me. Literally
I can agree do you remember WOW
EXACTLY
DABI ❄️🔥
Sounds more like an annoying narrator for Nick Jr. In fact Troom Troom would be on Nick Jr for how fucking annoying they are!
7:19 "take a mop..."
*awkward silence*
"Attach double sided tape-"
I laughed hard af when he said “that’s f ing Fanta!”
Same 🤣
Dads fucking santa
Me too😂🤣🤣
@@Gorgeouslover912 AYOO?
Same 😂🤣😂
4:21 Lady: pOuR coKe iNtO onE conTainEr ME: THAT'S FUCKiNG FANTA!
“Doughnuts on your head!
-NO
Soda in a pillow
-WHAT?!”
It’s so funny
He is gonna get on a plane with an edible hook…? AND AN OREO EYE PATCH?!?
Airplane food tastes “bad” because your tastebuds change in the air
Kate Smith Yep! They get less sharp with all of that pressure
Thats also why your not aloud to drink as much alcohol on a play
That’s absolute rubbish because the aircraft is pressurised to about 8000ft not 38000ft
CK zoidYT they don’t want you to get drunk on a plane. Cause you could hurt someone and be disruptive.
@@lukem2592 yh i said that they dont let u have many alcoholic drinks because you get drunk much quicker
"She sounds like she's the voice actor for all the My little ponies."
In this case... he's talking about Pinkie Pie
pinkie didn't deserve this
How do you know
The way he imitated that voice... Sounds like pinkie pie to me
@@gh0tc0rmediagroup65 yeah but how do you know the characters?
@@sabersmithc4153 I've seen the show dude... I was 8 when it came out. I'm gonna be 20 soon and I almost thought I didn't give a fuck about this.
When he tried screaming through his nose and choked 🤣that’s me 100%
"hold on kid, you cant bring food through here"
*"YES YOU CAN!"*
Lol
@@OsmosisJonesWB ?
read that when that happened
I've never been in an airport so I can't tell if the food is bad aside from the fact that being in the air effects your palette
@@angryoliver0647 i think a little bit i dont remember yet ive been on a plane heaps of times lol
😂 Only just started this I’m already laughing. Hi, Daz.
Hello
philip peijper hi
I got an ad about a kids game talking about condoms daz pls explain 😂
And this my children, is how the coronavirus spread.
What
How?
TheNeonAvacado yessir
😂😂😂
Mariah Holden one of the things is the sweets or biscuits stuck on the luggage and then security who’s touched lots of other bags then touches your bag and then you eat the things stuck on the bag and then coronaaaa
"You may as well change the channel name to 'BOOM BOOM' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ENCOURAGING!!!!"
MLP Sounding Lady: “Poor coke into the container”
Daz: “THAT’S FUCKING FANTA”
Congrats! You watched the video :p
Your pfp is corpe
Poor coke
When you can't afford a regular one
I cant be the only one who would even dare trying to do this because if they found it they is pretty hard to explain....
Nice profile pic
@@harryormerod9904 thanks
“I just built my body up by twerking” that’s where Netflix got the idea 🤔
O my god🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I built up my body by twerking candy falls out oh I have a condition of shitting candy thanks I’m going on the plane bye sexy
oh i hate cuties 😑😑🤮🤮
My immediate reaction was ".... It's for kids for fucks sake"
Wrf
5:03 "daz UR ON VIDEO LUV, EITHER PICK UR NOSE OR NOT Me: Restarting the video 1 million times to see that exact part instead of doing my homework💀
"I just built up my body by twerking"
I'm sorry did i hear her correctly-
She did what to her bum by WHAT?
Spanish Guardia civil would flip you over and search you on the floor pinned down
I REPLAYED THAT PART JUST TO FUCKING MAKE SURE
@@vytandus me too
whats the time, i dont wanna hear this woman speak any longer
@@richmarmananquil293 The time is 6:03
“She sounds like she’s the actor for all the my little ponies!” 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Edit: omg thank you so much for the likes!!
As a brony, it's pretty accurate
@Emma Pinsent looooooool
I love my little pony! 😁😁🦄🦄
@@ameliamadison1873 bloody hell little kids on yt
@@froggy251 YOUR NAME IS SERIOUSLY ROBLOXIAN KID DUDE
“yOu cAn’T bRiNg foOd!”
security guard: completely ignores a HUMAN in the suitcase and proceeds to kick the suitcase..
“Put the coke into the tube”
Daz: THATS F***ing FANTA!
😂😂😂😂😂
Fanta was made by the Coca Cola company...
@@afern2172 LOL true but its appearance that counts in the video no?
@@afern2172 But is it called coke? NO, it's called fanta, reese's are owned by hershey, do you call them hershey chocolates? No you call them reese's.
"People aren't that desperate to eat a pear, luv ❤️"
“That’s fucking fanta!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeh it's so funny XD
“You go on holiday- not to do house cleaning” lmaoooooo 😂 this vid was hilarious