@@Cowmaize nah there's 3 routes 1) Name 'em something weird (cheesecake, beef stroganoff, jambo, etc) 2) Jimmy (or other human name) 3) Some random slur
Schlatt coming home and noticing a suspicious lack of fridge magnets is the funniest part of the video. I’m not even a parent and that gives me flashbacks of having a toddler
Exactly what happened with my cousin. My aunt came home after work, her mom 'babysitting' . aunt Bec looks on the fridge and sees the magnets are gone. Asks her mom. Mom doesnt know where they are. Little cousin walks Over very quiet and embarrassed to say he had liked how cold they were and accidentally swallowed them. Aunties mom had no idea he had even had them -_-. They go to the ER, auntie and my cousins, and they had to figure out what to do. Hes okay now, they got the magnets out easily enough and MY mom very quickly bought him a Stim Necklace and he was so happy. He loves that thing still.
As a former daycare attendant and now cat mom: having to take care of a cat and taking care of a 4 year old is surprisingly similar: Odd noises are concerning, general chaos is expected but hearing SLAM from the other room sends you running, full sprint They are noisy when you forget something, cat will meow at you if you forget to fill it’s food bowl (I have a cat that somehow doesn’t over eat and eats in moderation) child will scream at you if you forget to change their diaper/didn’t give them the toy they wanted Silence is never good. My cat is vocal. So if he’s being silent he’s up some shit. Same goes for a 4 year old
I love how you can actuallly see how Schlatt cares so much about Jambo, especially in the donut clip. He acts up for the camera but you can tell this guy loves his kitty cat
Kinda wild how a lot of people don’t know about pet insurance. My vet told me about it after my dog of 13 years got cancer (we have been going to this vet for about 7 years). So ofc he tells us about it when she has an inoperable tumor :/
When Schlatt was going mad over Jambo eating a donut was the funniest concerned parent moment ever. His response to the dumb question to simply 'Eat the fucking thing' always makes me laugh
you can tell which of these people don’t have cats because they left food in front of jambo and freaking turned around even after seeing him try to get it
@@thedorkknight9684Bro my family had two cats who would (I’m told) eat fucking tangerines. They’d grimace as they ate them, but kept eating them all the same
That cat is the single thing keeping Schlatt's career alive Edit- If by some miracle Schlatt sees this, if your cat is constantly climbing on things to be higher up than you, it thinks it is superior to you and that it has a higher social status
@@whitewolf262 I like feeling high to! It let’s me escape my fears of the reality I live in! (for other purposes this is a joke, I’ve never tried an substance)
7:44 the way jambo puts his paw on Schlatt's face like "shh, it's fine, not my problem you're broke" as Schlatt was the one who spent over 10k on jambo
@@TheChronovavaguely reminds me of how everyone on tik tok is roasting each other with 🤓 emojis now which is a lil funny just cuz I’m not sure if they’ve noticed how it’s pretty much the direct equivalent calling people nerds which went outta style decades ago
It's an orange cat tho. There are no gears, plural. Just one gear and its spinning very slowly without effect. It just spins. Those eyes are empty. Not one thought
I am so desperate for jambo content, you would not believe it. I think I've watched all existing content of jambo at least once or twice, it's just so fucking entertaining.
My cat just showed up in my life. He was very young and my mom gave him some salami and bro never left after that 😭. Perfectly potty trained, never peed or pooped in or near the house and he's used to being around people. Nobody ever came for him even after we tried to find the owner. It makes me sad that he probably got thrown out. Why else would a small kitten, wet hungry and shivering be in the middle of nowhere. He just vibes around the neighborhood, we live in a pretty secluded spot and he has other cat friends that are my neighbors so he's happy. I don't see him much because I live at my dorm most of the time. He got used to me and every time he's happy to see me and wants belly rubs and most importantly face rubs! He shoves his face into my hand every change he gets! I booked his nose once and I never felt so complete after that. It was something that I knew I had to do at least once in my life to feel complete. 10/10 would adopt again
@Netts there's definitely an in between. My cat is loving but sometimes he's a jerk who breaks my stuff and bites me when I don't pay enough attention to him lol
@@netts2315 Well we've never domesticated them like dogs so they have a good range of personality traits like people. For dogs, we just kinda chose a default good boy attitude and just rolled with it. If a doggy is not a good boy, that personality trait doesn't last for long because only good boys get to have puppies. Cats just do whatever they want and we have cats that are good buddies and cats who are assholes.
@@netts2315idk my cat brings me “presents” of various dead animals. That really straddles the line of loving jerk. I get what you’re saying it’s just not literally always accurate
Like how Jambo is an Orange cat, the only color species of cat that are hard wired to be dumbasses than other colors of cat that get smarter and more smug, which also means he gets to appreciate the little things in life more.
People who dont really like cats or just "tolerate" them at best can never truly appreciate Jambo & Schlatt let alone any cats and their unique personalities. I just recently had to put down my farm kitty who was with us since i was 10 years old (turning 26 soon) and that shit absolutely tore me apart but these Jambo vids make my day a lil better that's for sure.
My cat tess passed away yesterday and she was an absolute asshole but she was also sweet too (she sat on my lap when i studied and or forced me to take a break to go pet her and help her settle on my bed ) and has brought us many laughs and its vids like thus that help us remeber the good parts of owning a cat and it makes losing them alot easier 😊
I'm noticing more UA-camrs specifically men are being taken over by the kitty army and I love it and the way jambo pacifies him with a boop to his nose absolutely killed me its like schlatt factory reset
6:11 our cats make that sound too and we have deduced that it means no. I don't know why they do it alot but I guess cats just fucking hate everything.
This growth of youtubers (most of them dog lovers) buying cats and realizing they love them makes me extremely happy. Especially since cats have been stigmatized my entire life and I always had to hide the fact that I loved cats more.
@@lillywolf4687 Cuz back in elementary school, all the popular boys would always say "Ew cats suck, dogs are loyal and obediant bla bla bla" and I was a wallflower so you know.. Edit: Also I literally said "cats were stigmatized my entire life"
@@boomgirlbucko That makes sense. But it also must be different for everybody. I was the type of person growing up who would defend cats even if it meant I was up against my entire class.
Noticing that Jambo ate 11 fridge magnets just because of a suspiciously large lack of fridge magnets in the fridge is the most looney-tunes cartoon ass shit, and it’s hilarious.
We all know he talks to his cat in a baby voice when cameras aren’t rolling, it comes with the territory of owning a cat 💀
The divide is whether you use pet names or slurs to refer to them
@@Cowmaize nah there's 3 routes
1) Name 'em something weird (cheesecake, beef stroganoff, jambo, etc)
2) Jimmy (or other human name)
3) Some random slur
@@Cowmaizewhenever I see my cat I go in a high pitched voice 'hi pretty boyyy, hi fatass, little shithead, lil babyyyy'
@@Brigeb20give them all forms of love fr
@@CowmaizeI call my dog Fatf*ck
Schlatt coming home and noticing a suspicious lack of fridge magnets is the funniest part of the video. I’m not even a parent and that gives me flashbacks of having a toddler
i was a toddler that would, in fact, eat a magnet or two. never went to the doctor for it though 😅
Exactly what happened with my cousin. My aunt came home after work, her mom 'babysitting' . aunt Bec looks on the fridge and sees the magnets are gone. Asks her mom. Mom doesnt know where they are. Little cousin walks Over very quiet and embarrassed to say he had liked how cold they were and accidentally swallowed them. Aunties mom had no idea he had even had them -_-. They go to the ER, auntie and my cousins, and they had to figure out what to do. Hes okay now, they got the magnets out easily enough and MY mom very quickly bought him a Stim Necklace and he was so happy. He loves that thing still.
As a former daycare attendant and now cat mom: having to take care of a cat and taking care of a 4 year old is surprisingly similar:
Odd noises are concerning, general chaos is expected but hearing SLAM from the other room sends you running, full sprint
They are noisy when you forget something, cat will meow at you if you forget to fill it’s food bowl (I have a cat that somehow doesn’t over eat and eats in moderation) child will scream at you if you forget to change their diaper/didn’t give them the toy they wanted
Silence is never good. My cat is vocal. So if he’s being silent he’s up some shit. Same goes for a 4 year old
“Schlatt”
@@Laced_With_AcidDid they taste good or something?
What's with the consumption of magnets????
I like how it’s evident that Schlatt really does love Jambo, even after the tens of thousands of dollars he’s cost him.
Truly the replies of all time
and the tens of millions of bottles without caps
Well tbf what else would "Schlatt" spend his money on
jambo probably made him tens of thousands of dollars as well
That's a 10k tax write off my guy, and it's for a very good cat
Schlatt being a cat guy both completely surprises me and also completely makes sense
Yeah I thought he'd be a dog guy
@Red Ninja ham??
I mean, cats are psychopaths... much like Schlatt.
@redninja9135bacon🤑
@@friendlyneigborhoodbeanso cute
Jambo is the only living being that can upset jschlatt without consequences
The only thing on earth
6:54 Jambo gave Shlatt all the secrets of the universe from that boop
Jambo found the human off button
yes"shlatt"
Ctrl + Shift + Win + B
he casted a spell on him
"Silence hooman. I go."
Jambo is so cute whenever he baps schlart's face
SHLART
Lmao schlart
Lmfao😂😂
@Piss Apocalypse
Schlinky
7:48
I love how you can actuallly see how Schlatt cares so much about Jambo, especially in the donut clip. He acts up for the camera but you can tell this guy loves his kitty cat
Schlatt there is pet insurance. Get all your cats under a Insurance plan.
I want the jambo plan
@@justirhy same
he has it now dw hes mentioned it a few times
an
Kinda wild how a lot of people don’t know about pet insurance. My vet told me about it after my dog of 13 years got cancer (we have been going to this vet for about 7 years). So ofc he tells us about it when she has an inoperable tumor :/
When Schlatt was going mad over Jambo eating a donut was the funniest concerned parent moment ever.
His response to the dumb question to simply 'Eat the fucking thing' always makes me laugh
The graveyard of bottle caps is so funny to me I can’t even explain why
no mans land
@@notyocheese1234 one cats land
He don't take any cap. That's why
I know what you mean. I laugh every time.
My cat grabs my elastic hair bands from my bathroom drawer, plays with them for a little bit, then just leaves them on the floor.
you can tell which of these people don’t have cats because they left food in front of jambo and freaking turned around even after seeing him try to get it
The funny thing is that Ludwig has 2 cats lol
My cat once ate Spinach we left out, *SPINACH.* OF ALL THINGS.
@@thedorkknight9684Bro my family had two cats who would (I’m told) eat fucking tangerines. They’d grimace as they ate them, but kept eating them all the same
@@davidthor4405 TANGERINES.
CATS, MAN.
it's great to see that Jambo is taking such good care of his owner "Schlatt".
It's great to see Schlatt taking such good care of his owner Jambo* :P
I don't want to see where this is going
@@netts2315no
Its great to see Schlatt is taking such good care of his pet Schlatt.
blud doesnt get the joke@@netts2315
That cat is the single thing keeping Schlatt's career alive
Edit- If by some miracle Schlatt sees this, if your cat is constantly climbing on things to be higher up than you, it thinks it is superior to you and that it has a higher social status
Explains why my cat Florence likes to sit on top of things. I do sometimes call her “your majesty” and “Queen Florence”, so this absolutely checks out
cats just like to be high, it makes them feel safe
@@whitewolf262 I like feeling high to! It let’s me escape my fears of the reality I live in! (for other purposes this is a joke, I’ve never tried an substance)
Nah. Cats just go up high places because they know others can't get to them easily. It's a "I feel safe up here" thing.
:D
7:44 the way jambo puts his paw on Schlatt's face like "shh, it's fine, not my problem you're broke" as Schlatt was the one who spent over 10k on jambo
the jambster never disappoints
Orange cats are devious little creatures.
As someone who has a cat that often gets into fights with a orange cat I can confirm they are
Never ever
Hearing the boys argue with the cat like siblings. Classic.
jambo & schlatt are the same people, one is a cat the other is a monster
erm acktchually its doctor jambosteins monster
HEY don't call jambo a monster! He did nothing wrong!
@@TheChronovavaguely reminds me of how everyone on tik tok is roasting each other with 🤓 emojis now which is a lil funny just cuz I’m not sure if they’ve noticed how it’s pretty much the direct equivalent calling people nerds which went outta style decades ago
It's not nice calling Jambo a monster.
@@monhi64🤓
I love how Jambo has negative braincells just like every other tabby cat
it’s an exclusive perk that comes with the breed
Tabby cats do have a braincell , it’s just shared between them all
Especially orange cats
This
Except Garfield
1:32 OMG Jambo is so stinking cute you can see all the tiny little gears turning in his head.
It's an orange cat tho. There are no gears, plural. Just one gear and its spinning very slowly without effect. It just spins. Those eyes are empty. Not one thought
@@LeonussLel true Orange cats share the brain cell
Seeing how much love and attention Jambo gets is heartwarming, he’s such a goofy wee guy and very much loved!
At 6:48 to 7:02 the beginning of the schlatt reset due to jambo's little paw booping his nose and then seeing jambo do it was so cute
I like that anytime jambo touches "schlatts" face it seems to reset his brain
5:31 nick sliding into the background doing the 😱 face has me in SHAMBLES 😂😂😂
I am so desperate for jambo content, you would not believe it. I think I've watched all existing content of jambo at least once or twice, it's just so fucking entertaining.
also schlatt's cats > any other streamer's cats.
Oh I believe it fellow cat profile pic master race member. Do they roast us behind our backs like anime pfp users 😭😂
@@confuzionn4843jambostein is a nice cat tho, real orange and real dumb. Just how I like em
7:00 a process occurred in his mind
7:23 the most important footage ever
We just need a dedicated Jambo stream at this point. Add the new little guy in there as well for the hell of it!
Imagine the amount of money Schlatt could make if he did a 24 hour Jambo/Soup stream
@@laurakastrupwhy are we turning Jambo into soup?????
Love that "Schlatt" apperantly has a reset button on his face that only Jambo knows how to activate
XDDDD
I just wanna know how jambo got into the situation where he ate tuna next to two maid catgirls live on stream
He's just slick like that
He got that cat rizz
He got that cat rizz
Living the dream fr
Also I’m not a cat
My cat just showed up in my life. He was very young and my mom gave him some salami and bro never left after that 😭.
Perfectly potty trained, never peed or pooped in or near the house and he's used to being around people. Nobody ever came for him even after we tried to find the owner. It makes me sad that he probably got thrown out. Why else would a small kitten, wet hungry and shivering be in the middle of nowhere.
He just vibes around the neighborhood, we live in a pretty secluded spot and he has other cat friends that are my neighbors so he's happy. I don't see him much because I live at my dorm most of the time.
He got used to me and every time he's happy to see me and wants belly rubs and most importantly face rubs! He shoves his face into my hand every change he gets!
I booked his nose once and I never felt so complete after that. It was something that I knew I had to do at least once in my life to feel complete.
10/10 would adopt again
I like how with cats it's either a complete asshole or the most loving creature ever, no in between, lol.
@Netts there's definitely an in between. My cat is loving but sometimes he's a jerk who breaks my stuff and bites me when I don't pay enough attention to him lol
@@pissapocalypse Your cat is sometimes a jerk, sometimes loving, never a mix of those two, so I think my point still stands xd
@@netts2315 Well we've never domesticated them like dogs so they have a good range of personality traits like people. For dogs, we just kinda chose a default good boy attitude and just rolled with it. If a doggy is not a good boy, that personality trait doesn't last for long because only good boys get to have puppies.
Cats just do whatever they want and we have cats that are good buddies and cats who are assholes.
@@netts2315idk my cat brings me “presents” of various dead animals. That really straddles the line of loving jerk. I get what you’re saying it’s just not literally always accurate
As a mother of an orange tabby, I can confirm they cure depression. They are so sweet
Orange tabbies corresponds to people whom are overly extrovert in compensation for what's lacking in the cognitive compartment.
I have an orange tabby named Momo, lil fatass baby who loves to climb onto my desk and annoy me. He's a good boy, getting old tho
@@Brigeb20 Aww I love the name
i have one named charlie who is addicted to chicken. no literally, he will claw us for it
@@joyadams7647 aw. Just give the baby his chicken lmao
Like how Jambo is an Orange cat, the only color species of cat that are hard wired to be dumbasses than other colors of cat that get smarter and more smug, which also means he gets to appreciate the little things in life more.
@7:47 jambo said "It's okay ma guy, don't cry"
Jambo is so freaking adorable, his little face is just too much🥺 His silly little antics are such perfect comedy
Watching Jambo try (and fail) to figure out how a cat flap works will never not be funny
jambo is so scrongly, absolutely perfect cat
EDIT: the ape noises he recorded on the food machine i'm fjjfjfjfk 💀
6:50 bro pressed the shlatt off button
Lmao
5:17 when you have a toddler who likes to eat everything 💀
“Jambo im taking a shit, stop it!” Killed me 😂 💀
The fact that jambo ate 11 fridge magnets made me bust out laughing lol
I'm glad he scolded his friends just leaving donuts out for Jambo to eat! Ya gotta be careful!
6:54 that moment had me 💀💀. Schlatt straight up got touched by god
His head tilt at "come through!" was wonderful.
"How?! How do I come through?"
5:40, yes donuts are bad for cats-
3:02 my friends talking about me like:
Im the smartest yet dumbest in my group,im good at school but my jokes are just stupid,im braindead yet intelligent
Jambi boops Schlatt and he is flabbergasted. It kills me everytime
2:40 bro discovered slope physics
People who dont really like cats or just "tolerate" them at best can never truly appreciate Jambo & Schlatt let alone any cats and their unique personalities.
I just recently had to put down my farm kitty who was with us since i was 10 years old (turning 26 soon) and that shit absolutely tore me apart but these Jambo vids make my day a lil better that's for sure.
My cat tess passed away yesterday and she was an absolute asshole but she was also sweet too (she sat on my lap when i studied and or forced me to take a break to go pet her and help her settle on my bed ) and has brought us many laughs and its vids like thus that help us remeber the good parts of owning a cat and it makes losing them alot easier 😊
I love how so many of these clips are "schlatt and his friends discovering Jambo is an Orange Cat and fits all the stereotypes"
Jambo is such raw orange cat energy
Now it will take roughly 1-2 years for us to get a clip compilation of his new cat
I'm noticing more UA-camrs specifically men are being taken over by the kitty army and I love it and the way jambo pacifies him with a boop to his nose absolutely killed me its like schlatt factory reset
3:16 same Jambo, same
jambo looks so identical to my cat, so I'll send pictures of him and my cat to my friends. I'll make them decipher which one is mine LMAO
1:25 jambo looks insane
10:35
It looks like it pays a mortgage and has 5 kids
Bro just like my father fr fr
in every picture i see of that cat it looks like it's been punched
Jambo is the dumbest cutest cat of the internet and I absolutely love it
0:27 SO FRIGGIN cUTE AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
I love how nicks instant reaction to Ludwig fucking up is just to make a thumbnail face as schlatt gets angry
10:38 The three A's of being a cat.
9:00 Help! There’s an orange tabby on my sandwich!
8:30 Fun fact, if you died Jambo would probably eat you. It's called postmortem predation :)
Jesus,thats crazy
7:10
2 cat lover man letting their cat wave each other
damnnn shou cute TT
3:32 the absolute hysterical laughter that remembering the fridge magnets thing got out of me is insane 😭😭😭😭
Lol in 8:09 his face looks mad cause u recording him
He's like, man I'm taking a shit, why you invading my privacy?
7:53 do you know about the shoulder touch
Hey…
1:19 I guess it wasn't Jambo's turn with the braincell yet.
Nicks' "I think we got the thumbnail" was my favorite part lmaooo
At 5:02 I was expecting it to say something like “Hey dipshit, come get your food” lol
Return to monke
6:11 our cats make that sound too and we have deduced that it means no. I don't know why they do it alot but I guess cats just fucking hate everything.
2:56 … just look at him
This growth of youtubers (most of them dog lovers) buying cats and realizing they love them makes me extremely happy. Especially since cats have been stigmatized my entire life and I always had to hide the fact that I loved cats more.
@boomgirlbucko
Genuinely curious, why would you hide the fact that you love cats?
@@lillywolf4687 Cuz back in elementary school, all the popular boys would always say "Ew cats suck, dogs are loyal and obediant bla bla bla" and I was a wallflower so you know..
Edit: Also I literally said "cats were stigmatized my entire life"
@@boomgirlbucko
That makes sense. But it also must be different for everybody.
I was the type of person growing up who would defend cats even if it meant I was up against my entire class.
5:51
I goggled it and it is bad for cats
Is it bad that he ate a small amount
goggled it
Jambo is just literal chaos and I’m here for it entirely XD
4:03 this is one of the best "Schlatt" quotes
Bro ate eleven fridge magnets
The fact that when he bopped Schlatt's nose Schlatt just stopped working XD
The boop @ 7:52 was just adorable.
Jampo therapy = Best therapy
He likes bottle caps? He's getting ready for the Fallout, bro.
... Jambo stealing food is the one thing I'm always here for.
9:14 _stop being ratchet…you’re scaring me_
Jambo is the definition of an infant
Something is small
He sees. He eats.
6:25
European here, no, we don't get free pet healthcare. But hey, at least it's free for people.
Not everywhere in Europe
@WarHistory96
What part? The not having free healthcare for animals or having free healthcare for people?
@@wesleyward5901 the animals I saw someone in chat saying they have it in Norway like us states it depends where you are
What about furries?
this part got me laughing
4:55
Honestly, just put every bit of content with jambo in a compilation. Any time he exists he makes me happy
ive seen all these clips like a dozen times and yet im still here
0:14 bro got scared
1:58 me when am doing my homework with my dad (it’s very easy)
I love at 7:53 its slient for a min and there looking at each other and his cat is like im gunna touch your eye now!! 😂😂😂😂
6:12 WAS SO CUTE OMG 😭
Jambo is an absolute menace
Schlatt being a cat dad gives me LIFE
Jambo being the cutest cat in the world for 7 minutes
This is so relatable. I love bickering with my stupid cat.
Noticing that Jambo ate 11 fridge magnets just because of a suspiciously large lack of fridge magnets in the fridge is the most looney-tunes cartoon ass shit, and it’s hilarious.
8:35 guess what! cat's if they run out of things to eat will eat you if you're dead. so will dogs, but more hesitantly
Jambo is a menace to society
5:00 omfg that is HYSTERICAL, I thought it would swear or something XD
6:55 Jambo hit his restart button.