The way everybody acted in this, a better twist might have been that the earth is populated by androids who think they're human. The mass suicides are a series of self-destruct signals being triggered by accident.
This was one of my favorite performances he's done in my opinion. When i was a kid, me and a couple friends would sometimes act like that to freak people out (mainly new teachers). This was before wikipedia so it took some work to memorize a bunch of random crap about a single subject like that. Managed to get some A's by acting like that during some presentations at school.
I think that was Rob Walker doing the Burns (I think that’s how you spell it, I don’t watch the Simpsons) impression. Either that or Malcolm. But that’s how good of an impression it was: you can’t tell who it actually is.
This movie had so much potential honestly... even the idea on paper, if done correctly, sounds like a chilling yet effective piece of storytelling. They could've gone in so many directions with this one, yet Shyamalan decides to take the worst way.
5:25 Central park? This is kinda of odd. "yeah, terrorists rarely goes after landmarks with lots of people" sorry, but point for Shyamallan... If i remember well, in the scene it was stablished that was some kind of chemical attack. You wouldn`t choose an open air, high ventilated place for this kinda of attack, you would choose the subway or a building.
Yeah, plus Central Park isn't a population dense area compared to, say, a skyscraper - a bomb in the lobby of a busy hotel would be a more tempting terrorist target. I do agree that this is something Shyamallan, intentionally or not, got right.
At least anything he made before Signs was actually good, but now I'm starting to wonder if, given how he writes people, he even has any daily interactions with actual humans.
+Djinsin Let me rewrite your comment to make it sound racist..."Malcolm steals every scene where he is in!"...Get it?...because he is black!...I'm racist? What?! Noou...
Here's what Shyamalon doesn't seem to understand about creating a "quriky" character; You see, Mable is quirky, Ruby Rose is quirky. Star Butterfly is freaking quirky. But they also have other important personality traits besides there quirks. Characters like Mark Wahlberg and the hot dog guy in this movie are just awkward, bland, weirdos.
Indeed, a good quirky character, I find, is usually invested in something too, and has some deeper character moments. Take Mabel, she's quirky yes, but has family bonds she's really invested in, and that makes them more human. Same can be said for a lot of the adventure time characters, while they are often wacky, they have real emotional grounding and deeper moments that make them into fully fledged characters. We care about them because they care. At least I find I can't care about a character that doesn't care about anything.
+Dakota Nelson Mabel, Star, and Ruby! Some of my favorite female characters ever. There is also Rarity, Nora Valkyrie, Usagi Tsukino (classic anime in Japanese original/Viz redub only. The DiC one is shit, and so is the Crystal version)
+Dakota Nelson I'm not trying to defend this movie or anything but are you comparing live action movie male characters to cartoon female characters? I'm sure there are similarities in the genre but am I the only one who finds it strange to be using those characters as examples of how to do quirky characters for ALL genres, regardless of gender? I'm probably think about this the wrong way but something about the comparisons you're using just bothers me for some reason...
+AudinEcho How about then, Adams Sandler in Punch Drunk Love or perhaps Napoleon Dynamite. Those are live action films with males as leading roles who are quirky. In my opinion the formula still applies. TV shows (especially cartoons) tend to do quirky characters better because they have more time so there are more examples to pick from.
I think the reason for why Shyamalan's movies are more appreciated in Europe depends from the fact that they are almost everywhere dubbed. The Happening, dubbed in Italian, was a bit better than in original language...
That accounts for the acting but not the bonkers stories. Plus here in the UK, I went to see The Happening in its second week in cinemas. It had a full house. Admittedly we just didn't know how stupid it was going to be. It took my second viewing for everything to sink in.
While I can assure you that Europe doesn't love Shymalan, you are indeed correct, at least about the Prequels. Hayden Christensen is always horrible, but least we only have look at him and not listen to him too.
I have a feeling that every single person that worked to make "The Happening"-including Shyamalan himself-had already realized it would be sh!t, so they put as minimal effort forward as humanly possible.
The new 60FPS Nostalgia Critic cam is neat. Also, jokes are absolutely on point. My favorite part is the orange obsession - I mean, where else are you going to hear "There are 600 varieties of orange" as a prelude to collapse? This is probably my favorite NC episode in awhile.
Maybe Deschanel knew this movie was gonna be shit so she just phoned in all her lines. The same can be said for Wahlberg. I'm also guessing the paycheck was really nice enough for both actors to say "eh, why not."
And people say Walhberg acting is bad in the Bayformers movies BULLSHIT ! They need to see this piece of shit first before they judge about his performance in those movies.
Wahlberg is great actor when he actually cares about the movie he's in. It incredibly obvious that he didnt give a flying fuck about his performance. Just phoning it in for that paycheck.
Stephen Sporman Once an actor phones it in, he’s either rich or famous enough or both. Seriously, I’d never hire Wahlberg after seeing this trainwreck, no matter how good he maybe was in other movies.
That Zooey dechanel line about her pooing herself and her expressions....some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a LONGG TIME! Almost choked drinking my water! Thanks! 😂😂😂
I played that game once while stuck in traffic. "There's a car, there's a car....there's a car, and now I'm all out of cars because traffic isn't moving".
Malcolm sticking the orange in his mouth and the absolutely committed and smooth way he does it for some reason stands as one of the most hilarious moments I've ever seen in an NC video.
A review with no poor jokes or cutaway skits that go on for far too long? Does this mean Doug finally understood we don't hate change and that a bigger budget doesn't make a better review? It's a New Years gift!
when he said we're packing hot dogs for the road and goes into a monologue how great they are that was just the most awkward scene in any movie I've ever seen
11:15 it's true. The twist of this movie is that there is no twist. It is exactly what the characters theorized it was. This is literally the only movie that bored me so much we wanted to theater jump. To the GET SMART REMAKE.
I felt so bad for Mark Wahlberg, I had to rewatch 'The Departed' to compensate for it. And you know what? The ending felt even more satisfying than ever.
i haven't even watched this review yet, but if critic doesn't play "it's raining men" during the scene where everybody jumps off the building, i'm gonna lose it!
+Captain Jack Harkness The one where hes a cop and his family is killed, he ends up in a coma and everyone thinks hes dead but he wakes up years later and goes to get his revenge
muskatDR lol Hard To Kill I was watching that when I wrote that comment.Out For Justice where he chasing the crazy crackhead that kills his partner would be another one to review they are great 80's action flicks but he did Commando so why not have a Seagal month
I honestly feel like Shamaanalamalyan knew what he was doing, as in purpusefully B-movie like.. there's no way the guy who directed 6th Sense made this...
+Grayson Myers That's exactly what happened. Read this interview(or at least the last line) that was done before ANY reviews came out. www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/shyamalan-back-terror-firma-article-1.294256#ixzz0OlGyryDS
+Grayson Myers Objectively, Sixth Sense is a diamond in the rough. All of his other movies are crap and hiding behind "we intentionally made crap" isn't going to work forever. I guess he was shooting for unintelligent and racist when he made Avatar?
The way everybody acted in this, a better twist might have been that the earth is populated by androids who think they're human. The mass suicides are a series of self-destruct signals being triggered by accident.
THAT WOULD BE AN AWESOME TWIST!
Fuck, I would buy that movie
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING
It also would explain the incredibly terrible acting.
Move the fuck over Shamalamalaaaa, we got ourselves a better writer than you lol
"MY CABBAGES!" 😂
😱
What?! No!?
Well that came out of left field. Still laughed out it though.
Chris Marcotte its a avatar the last airbender joke
***** Yeah I know where the joke is from. I just thought it was very random in this review.
"would you GUYS be QUIET?! ORANGES!"
lol love Malcolm
The moment he "ate" that orange made me almost piss my pants
I feel like Malcolm was having fun doing that orange shtick
Yeah , they´re not oranges. Those are madarines. The orange is way bigger.
Malcolm is my favorite, especially as this role.
I hate to break it to you FRENKI but they are called "mandarin oranges" so are technically oranges themselves
Oh..... I´ll guess it was just a language barier.
This was one of my favorite performances he's done in my opinion. When i was a kid, me and a couple friends would sometimes act like that to freak people out (mainly new teachers). This was before wikipedia so it took some work to memorize a bunch of random crap about a single subject like that. Managed to get some A's by acting like that during some presentations at school.
"Will you be quiet... ORANGESSS!!!" Lmao best line ever
6:52, THERE ARE 600 VARIETIES OF ORANGES!
"Did you know that one third of the world's oranges are grown in Brazil?"
Bryan Egelhoff You know, oranges contain 10 segments. Maybe one of them contains Shyamalization.
Yeah , they´re not oranges. Those are madarines. The orange is way bigger.
“This is not over........ORANGES!!!!!!!!!!
That Mr. Burns impression was too spot on. Made me burst into laughter.
Rob killed it 😅
It is a freakily accurate Mr Burns voice.
"Look! A camera we can all get obnoxiously close to!"
"AS YOU KNOW--"
God, I love Tamara.
Same, she should be an actress
@@theravensdahlia
I mean, technically she's an actress in this review series.
😂😂😂 yeah
Me too
Malcolm is the most adorable human being that has ever existed.
Until he puts on a suit and tie and becomes the best Devil in acting history...
As Bill said: "Hmm, hmm!"
As Bill said: "Hmm, hmm!"
You like oranges right?
Darcie Lynn is the second
10:22
I dunno who did that impression, but _damn._ That sounded great!
I think that was Rob Walker doing the Burns (I think that’s how you spell it, I don’t watch the Simpsons) impression. Either that or Malcolm. But that’s how good of an impression it was: you can’t tell who it actually is.
@@michaelnelson1127 yeah, he's spelt Burns.
This movie had so much potential honestly... even the idea on paper, if done correctly, sounds like a chilling yet effective piece of storytelling. They could've gone in so many directions with this one, yet Shyamalan decides to take the worst way.
Dawson Brannan I think it would've worked better as a book
Yeah. Like make the main character start to go insane. I mean, why would he talk to a plant?
Dawson Brannan IT really did if only someone else who was a great director made it
With a little tweaking and better direction, any idea can be a good one...with some exceptions. (Freddy Got Fingered, Nutcracker 3D, etc.)
Exactly..the idea of it is still pretty good and very interesting if done properly
10:19
Mr critic, you fool! Everyone knows that burns can't remember homers name.
He can obviously remember it.
YOU CLOD!
Burns is Doug's brother right?
+santiago tamulis Doug's brother is Rob, Burns is Mr. Burns from the Simpsons...
+spoofsrocks13 Thank you for answering my silly cuestion
+DeeEll1 maybe Homers accident made Mr Burns smarter?
The Zooey Deschanel "shit my pants" bit has me literally crying with laughter, something I haven't done in years.
Me too
it was shocking so accurate and believable
"Your face is perfect......"
"I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!"
Nooooooope
I AM AN ADULT!!!
Xenon Fae
BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!!!
I AM ALSO AN ADULT!!!
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7:01 That was the first shot I ever saw of Deschanel in this movie, and my first thought was that her character is supposed to be blind.
5:25 Central park? This is kinda of odd.
"yeah, terrorists rarely goes after landmarks with lots of people"
sorry, but point for Shyamallan... If i remember well, in the scene it was stablished that was some kind of chemical attack. You wouldn`t choose an open air, high ventilated place for this kinda of attack, you would choose the subway or a building.
good point put i think neither of them put that much thought into it
HA, SCIENCES WINS
Fair enough.
Yeah, plus Central Park isn't a population dense area compared to, say, a skyscraper - a bomb in the lobby of a busy hotel would be a more tempting terrorist target. I do agree that this is something Shyamallan, intentionally or not, got right.
This is honestly one of my favorite performances from Malcom, every time he's rambling on about oranges, I just crack up!
And when he played as the Devil
And Bill.
Th
Will you all be quiet?! ORANGES!
"Why does everybody keep on hiring me.... all of my work is shiiiiiiiit."
Timliu92 finaly. Somone comented on this, this was the funniest thing in the vid.
Haha I watched the first two seconds of the video as well XD
Pretty amazing how Marky Marks career recovered tho
At least anything he made before Signs was actually good, but now I'm starting to wonder if, given how he writes people, he even has any daily interactions with actual humans.
"You guys like oranges, right?" _Shoves whole orange in mouth_
Best part of the video. I was looking through the comments section just looking for someone to bring that up.
"You love Shyamalan movies, don't you! You're gonna binge them all tonight!"
"What? NoOOoo..."
I really want some oranges now
I'd pick some fresh ones but the trees might kill me
There is trouble with the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For they decided to kill us all
And we can't even leave...
Easy now, apple tree. You’ll get the good fertilizer and as much mulch as you want!!
Whahahahaha 😈😈😈💀
MY ORANGES, MUTHAF*KA! 🍊🍊
6:51 i did not know that there are over 600 different kinds of oranges that's actually kind of cool
I like oranges, but, no, its really not.
I love Malcolm, he's hilarious in this.
6:52, THWRE ARE 600 VARIETIES OF ORANGES!
That had me in stitches! As well as his entire preformance!
Oisín Ó Maitiú best part was when he popped the orange in his mouth quickly
Padraig Hunt Yeah
Oisín Ó Maitiú would you two be quiet oranges!!!!!! lol!
the actors name was though
I laughed at a fart joke......I AM THE PROBLEM.
lol
+Freedfg In your defense it was actually a very classy fart joke. Didn't you hear the classical music during?
+Twisted Toon Taylor ¡That was classy as fuck!
Frank Cuevas Indeed...
I laughed at the avatar voice clip if the cabbage sales man
NC in signs:Poor M.Night Shamalan and I really mean that
NC right now:"Why does everyone keep hiring me? All of my work is shiiit!!"
Those were the old days. Before he watched Avatar in prep for "the last airbender" and embraced the hatred.
Ya gotta give it up for Split though McAvoy killed it
that mr burns impression at 10:22 is really good. Who did that ?
I like to think it was Rob
+ Brian McGuire Major Slack is lotz of Fun haha
+ Brian McGuire Definitely Rob. He's really good at voices.
+Arche-Type Earth I almost thought it was a sound clip from the show.
+Arche-Type Earth It was The Last Angry Geek.
Malcolm owns every scene he's in!
There are over 600 varieties of oranges!
***** I never said she wasn't fun. Did I write that? Let me check...nope. She was still fun.
+Sardonicus I was trying to be funny. Tone doesn't translate well in text.
+Djinsin Let me rewrite your comment to make it sound racist..."Malcolm steals every scene where he is in!"...Get it?...because he is black!...I'm racist? What?! Noou...
+Marshal Mathers I wish he was a voice actor in some game.
Malcolm popping an entire clementine into his mouth made me laugh more than it probably should have.
9:26 I guess you can say that he really stepped into the lions den eheheehehe
+Tahkozz You ain't lion there. :)
*cocks shotgun* BANG! there's one less in the world
+james roper Hey! All he's doin is LION the mood...LION the mood
You could say he roared himself out
ThatNerdGirl 7 ayyyyeeee
Honestly Malcolm deserves a friggen Oscar for his character
LMAOOOOOO, when she farted, and EVERYONE looks at Mark. xD
And the famous "MY CABBAGES!!!". xD
Nostalgia Critic managed to make fart jokes funny 7:08 take notes Adam Sandler.
Mark Hazleton Thank you for this! 😂😂😂😂😂
Technically its a shit joke
Mark Hazleton Nah, still not funny.
Fartasia
its probably one of the best fart jokes i ever seen and i hate potty humour.
Im not the only one who got a chuckle out of the thumbnail, am I? XD
It was funny :)
No, you aren't😂
Greyson Mills What? Noooo...
That hotdog bit is giving the "I don't like sand" scene some serious competition.
8:24 Anyone else recognize this sound bit from CinemaSins?
yep
It's a common sound effect.
Yes
At the end when gives out the verdict
I was actually gonna comment on that
Here's what Shyamalon doesn't seem to understand about creating a "quriky" character; You see, Mable is quirky, Ruby Rose is quirky. Star Butterfly is freaking quirky. But they also have other important personality traits besides there quirks. Characters like Mark Wahlberg and the hot dog guy in this movie are just awkward, bland, weirdos.
Indeed, a good quirky character, I find, is usually invested in something too, and has some deeper character moments.
Take Mabel, she's quirky yes, but has family bonds she's really invested in, and that makes them more human.
Same can be said for a lot of the adventure time characters, while they are often wacky, they have real emotional grounding and deeper moments that make them into fully fledged characters.
We care about them because they care.
At least I find I can't care about a character that doesn't care about anything.
+Dakota Nelson Mabel, Star, and Ruby! Some of my favorite female characters ever. There is also Rarity, Nora Valkyrie, Usagi Tsukino (classic anime in Japanese original/Viz redub only. The DiC one is shit, and so is the Crystal version)
+Dakota Nelson I'm not trying to defend this movie or anything but are you comparing live action movie male characters to cartoon female characters? I'm sure there are similarities in the genre but am I the only one who finds it strange to be using those characters as examples of how to do quirky characters for ALL genres, regardless of gender? I'm probably think about this the wrong way but something about the comparisons you're using just bothers me for some reason...
+Dakota Nelson #mabel4yfe
+AudinEcho How about then, Adams Sandler in Punch Drunk Love or perhaps Napoleon Dynamite. Those are live action films with males as leading roles who are quirky. In my opinion the formula still applies. TV shows (especially cartoons) tend to do quirky characters better because they have more time so there are more examples to pick from.
They literally spoil the twist earlier than that. At the start Wahlberg says something about nature being mysterious.
They spoil it on the first scene!!
>Zoe is on line to the restroom
>She does not fart
Brilliant
Malcolm made this episode :') 12:10 tho
70th like
This one of the best comedies of all time imo
Erik Musta Some of the best comedies are unintentional.
I know what caused the toxic air......
Hot dogs!!!!!!
That would the best twist in this movie!
+Monica Lee Or maybe several people around the world simply went mad cuz they were trapped in this movie
What about the lead paint
It wasn't my lemons, I would never distribute unless someone offers a ton of money and Shymalan has none
Monica Lee i thought it was Zoey's fart...
I think the reason for why Shyamalan's movies are more appreciated in Europe depends from the fact that they are almost everywhere dubbed. The Happening, dubbed in Italian, was a bit better than in original language...
Dubbing is suitable only for little kids' animation. Learn to read subtitles.
@@JoakimOtamaaI'm sorry, what??
@@willtanhey Yeah, I stand my ground. I'm glad Finland only dubs for little kids, who may can't read fast enough subtitles.
"WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP IN HIRING ME? ALL OF MY WORK IS ShIiIiT" now thats an intro.
8:28 "My cabbages!" Oh god how I loved Avatar the last airbender.
Oh god no, I don't mean the movie.
**ahem** What movie? There's literally only the show
You know why Europe likes Shyamalan? His movies are dubbed. And they are a HELL lot better that way. Same thing applies to the Star Wars prequels.
That accounts for the acting but not the bonkers stories. Plus here in the UK, I went to see The Happening in its second week in cinemas. It had a full house. Admittedly we just didn't know how stupid it was going to be. It took my second viewing for everything to sink in.
While I can assure you that Europe doesn't love Shymalan, you are indeed correct, at least about the Prequels. Hayden Christensen is always horrible, but least we only have look at him and not listen to him too.
Maybe you guys should learn to read subtitles like an adult? Dubbing is for little kids, at least in Finland.
@@JoakimOtamaado you have autism?
Fun fact: This is the ONLY Nostalgia Critic review I watched with my mother.
Malcolm... please never stop playing with oranges.
You stay the hell away from my oranges!!!
The twist: The Happening takes place in Springfield!
+KingRaikou Literally the exact same joke Doug made in the video. Are all of his subs just him in disguise?
+KingRaikou D'oh!
Tbh this does explain alot
OMG
The twist: Ted is trying to get Mark back to normal
I have a feeling that every single person that worked to make "The Happening"-including Shyamalan himself-had already realized it would be sh!t, so they put as minimal effort forward as humanly possible.
The new 60FPS Nostalgia Critic cam is neat. Also, jokes are absolutely on point. My favorite part is the orange obsession - I mean, where else are you going to hear "There are 600 varieties of orange" as a prelude to collapse? This is probably my favorite NC episode in awhile.
Maybe Deschanel knew this movie was gonna be shit so she just phoned in all her lines. The same can be said for Wahlberg. I'm also guessing the paycheck was really nice enough for both actors to say "eh, why not."
Why ? Nooot...
And people say Walhberg acting is bad in the Bayformers movies BULLSHIT ! They need to see this piece of shit first before they judge about his performance in those movies.
Wahlberg is great actor when he actually cares about the movie he's in. It incredibly obvious that he didnt give a flying fuck about his performance. Just phoning it in for that paycheck.
Stephen Sporman Once an actor phones it in, he’s either rich or famous enough or both. Seriously, I’d never hire Wahlberg after seeing this trainwreck, no matter how good he maybe was in other movies.
The most underrated part of this video is Tamera going “As you know, as you know, as you know”
Who got the Avatar-joke at 8:30 ?
+NoSoMuSk Had to scroll way too much down to find this comment
+kamikazadude2 same
Yep.
That Zooey dechanel line about her pooing herself and her expressions....some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a LONGG TIME! Almost choked drinking my water! Thanks! 😂😂😂
5:48
Not lying, I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
8:29 that Avatar reference xDDD Those poor cabbages indeed!
Shyamalan ruins the Avatar too.
A Philadelphia high school (Class) , in Philadelphia, PA with only four black kids in it? Whaaaaaa???
😂
What...noooo
What...noooo
+Idlemage Only four black students in this school in the city, in this part of the country, at his time of day, localized entirely in your classroom?
yes?
6:39
Can we appreciate how much fun Malcolm must be having vibing with oranges?
That's a great Mr. Burns impression.
Malcom just shoving an orange in his mouth cracks me up everytime.
Malcolm in the background shouting "there are 600 varieties of oranges" fucking broke me XD I laughed too hard at that.
Well cabbage guy, if you quit putting your stand near Doug, then maybe he wouldn't ruin them.
Cabbage Guy always gets his cabbages ruined!
Trophies
Maybe the cabbages are cursed. Switch to carrots or tomatoes brotha!
+AshXXMayftw you know cabbages get a bad rep they make good salads and are full of vitamins and minerals.you like cabbages don't you?
+AshXXMayftw I seem to recall he tried switching to melons once in the show...
Well obviously the cabbage guy works for M. Night, so he has to be nearby.
10:05 I wish he had used the scene from "Tiny Toons How I Spent My Summer Vacation" the scene with Hampton's family playing, "Spot the car."
+MrWhitman Me too! That was one AWESOME and FUNNY joke/reference lost there!
I played that game once while stuck in traffic. "There's a car, there's a car....there's a car, and now I'm all out of cars because traffic isn't moving".
1:08 The Shyamalizing is HAPPENING. HHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
That Mr. Burns impression was spot on.
Somebody give Malcolm an award
He was born to play the crazy orange guy
Malcolm sticking the orange in his mouth and the absolutely committed and smooth way he does it for some reason stands as one of the most hilarious moments I've ever seen in an NC video.
Malcom is really pulling out the stops in this one. XD
Christ McKenzie
But he aint coming back
No wonder why he jumped, he couldn't take the burden of living up to his first name.
R. I. P.
May he rest in peace.
The beginning skit of Critic being normal stuck in a Shyamalan world sounds like a fun comedy thriller 😅
Effects aren't terrible, but it's a better actor than anyone else in this movie
A review with no poor jokes or cutaway skits that go on for far too long? Does this mean Doug finally understood we don't hate change and that a bigger budget doesn't make a better review? It's a New Years gift!
“You know, Shyamalan films gets a bad wrap. It’s got unique concepts, camera angles, line deliveries....
You like Shyamalan movies, don’t you?”
when he said we're packing hot dogs for the road and goes into a monologue how great they are that was just the most awkward scene in any movie I've ever seen
Norm of the North. Good luck if you review it
Ok thanks to that movie. He lost his hair
Malcom is the true Shyamalan confirmed.
What? Noo...
nnnnnooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooœœ!!!
Malcom's performance was incredible.
11:15 it's true. The twist of this movie is that there is no twist. It is exactly what the characters theorized it was.
This is literally the only movie that bored me so much we wanted to theater jump. To the GET SMART REMAKE.
I felt so bad for Mark Wahlberg, I had to rewatch 'The Departed' to compensate for it. And you know what? The ending felt even more satisfying than ever.
10:29 😂 I love this show.
"THERE ARE 600 VARIETIES OF ORANGES!!!" Makes me laugh every time I watch this video XD
This is one of the Critic's best reviews in a while.
+LQNOLQJ REOLEHUDWRU The only one that's better is
hotdogs.
ok
It's because he isn't preaching from his soapbox.
***** Yeah. I like modern and classic.
+LQNOLQJ REOLEHUDWRU yeah~
They changed the wall again *picks up pitchfork*
+Yotam Shitrit no i think they got new lights so it looks more blue and critic has a bit more orange tint to him
I like orange.
I think it's just different lighting.
+Yotam Shitrit New camera.
Easier on my eyes from the brightness.
7:02 Zoe’s acting is always meh, imo. But she’d make a terrific android.
3:30 *ITS A PREQUEL TO "BEE MOVIE"
I did not know dreamworks lost the rights to the bee movie franchise.
That Simpsons joke is seriously underrated
Intro song at 0:01 is so catchy! Lol
The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down
wait what is happening in this movie
ninja dude14 wait everything is HAPPENING
What? Noooo!?!
Erin Simon Something about plants... And Mark Whalberg's love for hot dogs? I think...
No, the movie is happening.
Something. Something is happening. And I don't know what it is.
Malcolm and oranges. I did not know I needed that.
How is it that the two parts of the review of The Happening haven't been rereleased as one full video yet?
Shyamalan fell apart with the Happening, not Lady in the Water.
i haven't even watched this review yet, but if critic doesn't play "it's raining men" during the scene where everybody jumps off the building, i'm gonna lose it!
+Thomas Hall well, that's not really what i had in mind, but ok.
+Thomas Hall what no
+Dan Man10 Gaming what nooooo
The WattPad Reviewer what nnnnnooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo. oh
+Cymes That...sounds incredibly morbid.
9:30 imagine irl watching a man committing suicide by lion, graphically being ripped apart and you say "omg that's pretty bad" with no emotion
Just random question How come Critic never done a Steven Seagal movie? So many to choose.......
I know right it would be hilarious
+Holiday Styles i would accept it if he would do Under Siege, the rest i can't consider movies
+Holiday Styles i forget, what movies did he do?
+Captain Jack Harkness The one where hes a cop and his family is killed, he ends up in a coma and everyone thinks hes dead but he wakes up years later and goes to get his revenge
muskatDR lol Hard To Kill I was watching that when I wrote that comment.Out For Justice where he chasing the crazy crackhead that kills his partner would be another one to review they are great 80's action flicks but he did Commando so why not have a Seagal month
Poor Wahlberg hasn't just been Shyamalized...he's been Matthew Brodericked!
What? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
+AlexDeHatter YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
+James Dalby Brode-wrecked!
Its happening
Its becoming!
8:29 Should have been Malcolm screaming "MY ORANGES!"
Aren't those mandarins in Malcolm's hand, not oranges?
Same thing?
If you think mandarins and oranges are the same thing go to shop and buy some, you are missing out.
THERE ARE 600 VARIETIES OF ORANGES!!!
+Cubic's Rube ...WHAT A TWIST
Well they're not called Mandarin lemons, are they?
I honestly feel like Shamaanalamalyan knew what he was doing, as in purpusefully B-movie like.. there's no way the guy who directed 6th Sense made this...
It's the George Lucas effect. he had very little control over his good movies, then he was given more control he didn't need
The shyamaliazing!
+Grayson Myers That's exactly what happened. Read this interview(or at least the last line) that was done before ANY reviews came out.
www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/shyamalan-back-terror-firma-article-1.294256#ixzz0OlGyryDS
+TheWalkingAmongThe Dead I would watch that
+Grayson Myers Objectively, Sixth Sense is a diamond in the rough. All of his other movies are crap and hiding behind "we intentionally made crap" isn't going to work forever. I guess he was shooting for unintelligent and racist when he made Avatar?
Drinking game: take a shot everytime Tamara says "As you know"
Someone's gonna end up in the hospital for that!
That Simpsons joke was hilarious lol. Pretty damn good impressions.