The Happening (Part 2) - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @TheDancelover4ever
    @TheDancelover4ever 8 років тому +1334

    "Don't wait the length of microwaving a burrito to sacrifice my daughter to tree demons" I'm dying!

    • @cavsterxii2068
      @cavsterxii2068 8 років тому +28

      "Don't wait the length of microwaving a Burrito before sacrificing my daughter to tree deamons" I am literally dying right now LMAO

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 8 років тому +15

      epecially those darn blue beeries.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 7 років тому +3

      Sarge: Darn dirty Blues.

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 5 років тому +2

      *#lolz*

    • @matcat7909
      @matcat7909 3 роки тому +4

      “It should have been a hot pocket”

  • @ROMANTIKILLER2
    @ROMANTIKILLER2 9 років тому +1342

    could it be that Wahlberg, after reading the script for this movie, actually thought it was some sort of parody and acted so bad on purpose?

    • @marcywantsto7553
      @marcywantsto7553 9 років тому +42

      +Simon D. Liebert yes

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 9 років тому +71

      +Simon D. Liebert
      Well, wouldn't acting sloppy in a parody wreck the parody? It's a typical Seltzer/Friedberg mistake.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 8 років тому +129

      I remember seeing some behind the scenes footage where Wahlberg was questioning Shyamalan's direction and Shyamalan was like "Just go with it, man."

    • @NeoDragonCount
      @NeoDragonCount 8 років тому +13

      +jason lewis In other words he can't embrace any form of emotion but apathy.

    • @NeoDragonCount
      @NeoDragonCount 8 років тому +2

      jason lewis Not at all.

  • @NeoDragonCount
    @NeoDragonCount 8 років тому +292

    "We can't just stand here as un-involved observers"
    All the characters' dialogue makes them sound like Cybermen from Doctor Who who weren't fully upgraded.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +19

      M-night talks like a fifth grader who knows a lot of big words but doesn’t know how to fill the word count of his essay.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah!!!

    • @scotttrail522
      @scotttrail522 2 роки тому +2

      That is, without a doubt, THE STUPIDEST LINE in this WHOLE MOVIE!

  • @Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show
    @Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show 9 років тому +757

    Person: I heard that YOU LIKE THIS MOVIE
    Me: What? No

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 5 років тому +95

    “My name is Luigi Mario, I’m a Puerto Rican Italian raises by a British Italian who’s both my father and my brother, I’m fighting a germaphobe dinosaur who’s turned Lance Hendrickson into a mushroom and thinks ordering a pizza is funny” that killed me

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 роки тому +8

      Makes you realize just how much of John Leguizamo's career is a miracle considering it survived this, The Super Mario Bros movie, The Pest, the Ice Age sequels and Spawn.

  • @MadHatter42
    @MadHatter42 9 років тому +466

    Remember back in Part One when Malcolm off-offhandedly says it might be the oranges, but we were so distracted by the wall gag we didn't take notice of it?
    Once again, the Critic's twist ending is actually better than the one in the Shyamalan film!

    • @TronicX
      @TronicX 9 років тому +25

      I was expecting the oranges actually

    • @theorangelantern8771
      @theorangelantern8771 9 років тому +1

      +Matt Klimczak So, they were distracted by M.O.O.

    • @underscore-hyphen
      @underscore-hyphen 9 років тому +20

      +Mad Hatter Don't you realise that the oranges themselves were the distraction, and that in truth it was the table this whole time?

    • @deltazebes7326
      @deltazebes7326 8 років тому

      +Mad Hatter I recognized your name...did you know a dude called blackbustercritic?

    • @leonx9111
      @leonx9111 8 років тому

      What a twist!!!

  • @simulationbaptize9633
    @simulationbaptize9633 9 років тому +1568

    I would watch a movie written by glados and hall 9000.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 9 років тому +38

      Anyone would because that would be the best science based comedy in the history of the universe.

    • @TheAntiSanta
      @TheAntiSanta 9 років тому +27

      AM would be way worse. That guy's got issues.

    • @_stayoung_
      @_stayoung_ 9 років тому +98

      "I'm sorry Dave, but the cake is a lie"

    • @ZolRoyce
      @ZolRoyce 9 років тому +22

      +Sietse ten Thije Just 2 hours of robots killing humans, produced by Bender.

    • @jakedoe698
      @jakedoe698 9 років тому +12

      +Sietse ten Thije They would definitely give a more coherent way of killing off humanity.

  • @bdpickett
    @bdpickett 9 років тому +810

    3:07 Oh, come on! A movie written by Hal9000 and GlaDOS would be WAY more human than this.

    • @TheGhostgodzilla
      @TheGhostgodzilla 9 років тому +14

      If you haven't seen it yet, watch the glados boss battle in Lego Dimensions.

    • @magicguycouldbe
      @magicguycouldbe 9 років тому +20

      +TheGhostgodzilla tHERE'S A WHAT

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 9 років тому +1

      +Kevyn The DevylMan Duh!

    • @ghostsharklegs6687
      @ghostsharklegs6687 9 років тому +5

      both of those characters are very human

    • @000xyz
      @000xyz 9 років тому +6

      daisy daisy give me your answer true....there will be cake

  • @lil_dak_1587
    @lil_dak_1587 8 років тому +1069

    I think Shyamalan should make a comedy. Then again, he probably would make it serious and dramatic.

    • @TheLaserSonic
      @TheLaserSonic 8 років тому +154

      Which, as we all know, will end up being the most hilarious comedy we've seen in ages.

    • @MrZackavelli
      @MrZackavelli 7 років тому +83

      Which is the inevitable twist

    • @ezelfrancisco5618
      @ezelfrancisco5618 7 років тому +72

      Jack McCarron A triple twist.

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 років тому +29

      Jack McCarron what if it was a seriously dramatic comedy

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 7 років тому +15

      THE VISIT is a comedy. A horror comedy, but still.

  • @J.Skyler
    @J.Skyler 8 років тому +247

    That kid that got killed by the shotgun was Conrad in The Cat in The Hat.
    But he's Gonerad now

    • @martinhodges572
      @martinhodges572 4 роки тому +5

      This movie just got a couple of points back.

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 роки тому +2

      🎉 🎈 🎊

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah. Spencer Breslin. He has also been in movies like Zoom, The Santa Clause 3, and Disney's The Kid.
      You know, nothing good.

  • @CapitanNaufrago
    @CapitanNaufrago 9 років тому +262

    What? No. The real twist is that Zooey and Mark are both robots. That explains how they talk and also why they did not die.

    • @damien4208
      @damien4208 5 років тому +16

      what? no.

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 роки тому +6

      But what if they are ALL robots and they’re all dying because a self-destruct sequence was accidentally activated?!
      (I may or may not have stolen this comment)

    • @aamiller90
      @aamiller90 4 роки тому +2

      That would be a better twist.

  • @miap
    @miap 8 років тому +345

    The clip of him as a kids cartoon character lmao hilarious!

  • @TimD86
    @TimD86 8 років тому +54

    "Marge, I caused a happening."
    Best use of Homer in this review! 😂

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 5 років тому +86

    “Oh I know this one, it’s screw you everyone hates math, we’re all gonna die!” 😂

  • @Volosous
    @Volosous 9 років тому +237

    actually, I think this movie was ingenious. You see, the people who are infected aren't all the extras, it's the main characters. They've all been infected with something that makes them talk weird and be completely oblivious to everything. But the plants started to release an cure unto the air and people realized that they were in The Happening, and so they killed themselves. But the infected are too oblivious to notice that they are in The Happening, so they don't kill themselves. When they go outside, they are cured, but the effects of the cure take a while to set in, and by that point, the movie will be over and thus they will not commit suicide.

  • @SouthCalifas619
    @SouthCalifas619 9 років тому +341

    Quadruple twist: The mold within the walls was causing them to act wierd. Theres a realistic twist.

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 9 років тому +11

      Pretty sure they actually used something like that on Doctor who one time

    • @SouthCalifas619
      @SouthCalifas619 9 років тому +24

      Coolman Hahn interesting. Theres been many reports of people going delusional from inhaling too much mold when its growing inside walls.

    • @MrAlcazar
      @MrAlcazar 9 років тому +12

      +JohnnyGameGuy I don't doubt it. LSD is actually derived from a certain type of mold. In fact, it's suggested that it was the cause of the Salem Witch Trials. People back then ate bad food all the time, knowingly and unknowingly. The supposed spells and curses people experienced, were simply delusions, brought on by food poisoning.

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 7 років тому +3

      Jon Bear I went through the exact same thing when I was young. My father noticed a draft in my favorite spot in my room and, lo and behold, it was a mold nest.
      Mold. It’s evil.

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 6 років тому +2

      People were affected in the park and open air atop a building

  • @tacoeater5758
    @tacoeater5758 8 років тому +93

    Crazy lady: "you plan on murdering me in my sleep"
    Walhburg:"what no" how did she find out

  • @twinkiephobe2915
    @twinkiephobe2915 9 років тому +1664

    Critic I got one question. DO YOU LIKE HOTDOGS?!?

    • @animeisdead
      @animeisdead 9 років тому +8

      I love veggie dogs

    • @animeisdead
      @animeisdead 9 років тому +8

      I am a vegetarian

    • @themeatman6984
      @themeatman6984 9 років тому +5

      +Twinkie Phobe i like oranges

    • @themeatman6984
      @themeatman6984 9 років тому +2

      +Nicky Sebast (BrotherGaming) good for you bro, im one too but, good for you bro

    • @lefszycic
      @lefszycic 9 років тому +3

      I Like Trains

  • @boltdm8238
    @boltdm8238 9 років тому +588

    Those were tangerines, not oranges. Some sick twist here.

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 6 років тому +24

      QUINTUPLE TWIST

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote 5 років тому +12

      Those arent tangeries, their tangelos

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +4

      Better than the movie's twist.

    • @jubjub444
      @jubjub444 5 років тому +4

      @@el-kiote ANOTHER TWIST!

    • @joelz5382
      @joelz5382 5 років тому +2

      Abdul Jalloh holy shit, THIS HAS MORE TWISTS THAN A PRETZEL

  • @greysonbourne
    @greysonbourne 8 років тому +612

    This is such a good movie plot, but nope. Shyamalan got to it first.

    • @buxedobro4372
      @buxedobro4372 8 років тому +87

      What? No

    • @42Fossy
      @42Fossy 8 років тому +187

      The idea of something unknown causing mass suicides is a premise that does have potential for a good thriller, but it would obviously need to be done TREMENDOUSLY different in literally every way.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 8 років тому +10

      I believe it's called Day of the Triffids.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 8 років тому +10

      Yeah, it's roughly the same fear (an invisible force that's killing people) it's just why it's invisible that's different. I think Triffids has it for scaryness, though, since the idea that they could be anywhere and you can't tell if you're safe because you're blind and they might be in your safe place with you plays on more primal fears than killing yourself for no reason.

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 8 років тому +28

      It could have been terrifying if it turned out to be that the water supply was poisoned with a drug that made people spontaneously commit suicide. Imagine the madness? People dying of thirst, the panic, etc?

  • @Underscorezeus
    @Underscorezeus 9 років тому +578

    What if the twist was that the Happening WAS a comedy?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 9 років тому +39

      +Matthew Racle shyamalen says it is but nobody believes him

    • @santiagoaner433
      @santiagoaner433 9 років тому +45

      +SmashLiXs What? noo

    • @xavigarcia9372
      @xavigarcia9372 9 років тому +4

      What a twist!!

    • @ThatOneShyguyVideos
      @ThatOneShyguyVideos 9 років тому +3

      +Matthew Racle Not much of a twist ... I always kind of just assumed this movie was supposed to be funny.

    • @EhDewd
      @EhDewd 9 років тому +31

      +SpeedyEric1 I feel that if it was marketed as a comedy people wouldn't find it as funny as they would be expecting to laugh beforehand. It's because this film is so serious and was marketed that way, that it catches people off-guard and becomes unintentionally hilarious.

  • @swagkirby3449
    @swagkirby3449 9 років тому +95

    1:56 As soon as he said that the town was called Arendelle I was waiting for Critic to make a Frozen joke.

  • @sprinklesandbuttons2977
    @sprinklesandbuttons2977 9 років тому +74

    In the original draft of the script that I got to read in early 2008 revealed that the plants were angry at mankind because they forgot the importance of love. Mark Walberg and Zooey Deschanel's characters save the world by showing to the plants that they love each other. Later revisions of the script decided to omit this dialogue and instead "show" you that their love (demonstrated by the mood ring) calm the plants' anger and saved the world. The film was about love triumphing over hate.
    So much deep.

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 2 роки тому +4

      this is deep as a kids anime like Ojamajo Doremi

    • @matthewjarek3026
      @matthewjarek3026 Рік тому +5

      Wow. No joke, that is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. I mean, why would Walberg and Deschanel’s love calm the trees down? What makes them so special? Aren’t there other couples trying to survive “The Happening” that have less relationship issues? Like the old couple wearing gas masks? Wouldn’t they be more deserving examples? Also, if “the plants were angry at mankind,” why didn’t “The Happening” occur all over the world at once? Were the people in Northeastern America just more deserving of death then everyone else? Finally, if the plants could make people kill themselves, why couldn’t they make people kinder and more loving towards one another? Wouldn’t that make mankind remember “the importance of love?” The explanation for why the trees were killing people is legit the dumbest and funniest part of the movie because it makes no sense whatsoever and just raises more questions. Probably best it was cut from the final “script,” though I would’ve loved to see how it translated onto the big screen and people’s reactions to it. 😂

  • @johnoliveri4064
    @johnoliveri4064 8 років тому +203

    As we all know GLaDOS is much less robotic than everyone in the movie.

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 6 років тому +12

      You monster...
      Whaaat? Noooo...

    • @bemusedbandersnatch2069
      @bemusedbandersnatch2069 6 років тому +3

      Lol, then they'd be safe from the plants. And breathing their own recycled air for the rest of their lives. Eh, laser spewing robots and large quantities of toxic waste are probably safer right?

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому

      That's like saying the Sky is blue; it's obvious and everyone knows it.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +1

      @vulkan435 That would be a fun movie, actually

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq Рік тому

      3:17 to be honest i believe we all have said”why can’t anyone give me a Goddamn second!?”

  • @destieldeclassified3968
    @destieldeclassified3968 8 років тому +51

    7:08 Mark Wahlberg's answer when people ask him if he regretted starring in this film

  • @woodfloor111
    @woodfloor111 9 років тому +126

    Ok, Critic, THANK YOU for reviewing this. Two days ago, I watched the first five minutes of this review, paused it, and vowed to the movie first because it looked so awful. I had friends over last night, we watched it, and yeah, I can't remember the last time I've laughed so much at a movie. Watching it with a group is honestly one of the best movie-going experiences I've had. So I agree. I'd highly recommend it; it's an amazing movie.

  • @cinedelamata
    @cinedelamata 8 років тому +22

    "A zumba class has more twist than is guy" I DIED RIGHT THERE!

  • @seanpc728
    @seanpc728 9 років тому +135

    2:06 you're scaring the little girl!

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 9 років тому +38

      +shadowlinkbds Time? What the hell do YOU know about time? Ask me about time, ask MEEEE!!!

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 9 років тому +24

      +Liberal Ocelot My wide-angle lens is about to burst!

    • @seabookfarno8656
      @seabookfarno8656 9 років тому +11

      +Liberal Ocelot ---------------- But I'll be gone... before any of you get here... im going to BOSTON. :D

    • @RubexQewb
      @RubexQewb 9 років тому +3

      "MY WIDE ANGLE LENDS IS ABOUT TO BURST!!!"

    • @Anonymous-js5zn
      @Anonymous-js5zn 8 років тому +1

      +Liberal Ocelot SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!!! SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!!! LADY?!!!

  • @oisinom697
    @oisinom697 8 років тому +443

    I love Malcolm in this, he's hilarious.

    • @ethantoise4073
      @ethantoise4073 8 років тому +25

      What? Noooooo.

    • @Bremonade
      @Bremonade 8 років тому +19

      ttarkA113 What? No!

    • @yungslyme4341
      @yungslyme4341 7 років тому +1

      ttarkA113 that sounds racist I can't tell if it is

    • @stinker9240
      @stinker9240 7 років тому +4

      ttarkA113 HE.IS.AWESOME.
      FUKING DEAL WITH IT!!!!

    • @DGilVids
      @DGilVids 7 років тому +3

      Creamy Coffe Guys, oranges!

  • @whatiftherewasanun
    @whatiftherewasanun 8 років тому +59

    HAL-9000 and GLaDOS actually meet in LEGO DImensions.
    So now we know who Shyamalan really is!

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 років тому +3

      Your prof pic is THE RAPPING DOG!?

    • @whatiftherewasanun
      @whatiftherewasanun 7 років тому +5

      Albus Kane It's funny because no.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 7 років тому +4

      And their conversation was hilarious. I actually stopped fighting her just to listen to it.

  • @dukespubber741
    @dukespubber741 9 років тому +219

    Critic, there was some really bad research there, critical to the review. I mean, the whole review falls apart because you got it wrong. It is a failure on every level.
    Hot Pockets take 3 minutes AND 30 SECONDS to cook!

    • @dukespubber741
      @dukespubber741 9 років тому +6

      ***** You probably live in one of those weird and kooky states.

    • @Shiverskill
      @Shiverskill 9 років тому

      +Natalie Davenport Teeger Mine are the same if I remember. Two minutes flat.

    • @BlackPhilomath
      @BlackPhilomath 9 років тому +3

      +Duke Spubber What kind of Hot Pockets are you eating. If you go a second over two minutes, they become miniature volcanoes on the inside.

    • @concentratedcringe
      @concentratedcringe 9 років тому

      It depends on the strength of the microwave.

    • @SuperHothead14
      @SuperHothead14 8 років тому

      +Natalie Davenport Teeger 2 minutes for one, 3:30 for 2.

  • @baylaust
    @baylaust 9 років тому +581

    Uploading the second part before the first? Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them.

    • @RufusDraconem
      @RufusDraconem 9 років тому +6

      +baylaust they didnt mean to, they were posting them at the same time

    • @Beanoz4
      @Beanoz4 9 років тому +46

      No, they meant to. It means the first part shows up in your feed first

    • @ShinSeikiEvan
      @ShinSeikiEvan 9 років тому +3

      +baylaust Why are there two parts anyways? I'm guessing the channel was dinged by DMCA Nazis?

    • @chaosknight626
      @chaosknight626 9 років тому +2

      +baylaust Love the profile pic

    • @dukespubber741
      @dukespubber741 9 років тому +18

      +Shin Seiki Evan They are in a copyright dispute so they are limited to 15 minutes on UA-cam.

  • @ShahirHameed
    @ShahirHameed 8 років тому +258

    There was a pipe in that scene? I thought they were speaking via wall

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 8 років тому +141

      IT'S THE WALLS

    • @1101Archimedes
      @1101Archimedes 8 років тому +72

      It was not the walls.
      Twat a whist!

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 7 років тому +22

      No, it was the floor.

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 7 років тому +7

      Speaking through the glory hole.

    • @sian2337
      @sian2337 5 років тому

      It was two buildings across the garden with a pipe tube thingy.

  • @artmationstudios6844
    @artmationstudios6844 7 років тому +13

    10:12
    "Is this like Clue where we're supposed to guess our twist ending?"

  • @bandanadee3029
    @bandanadee3029 8 років тому +112

    Hal 9000 and GLaDOS would make a better movie than this.

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 роки тому +2

      Play LEGO dimensions some time

    • @ParajuIe
      @ParajuIe 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t know about hal 9000, but I think GLaDOS would make a documentation about murdering people.

  • @magicguycouldbe
    @magicguycouldbe 9 років тому +11

    That was actually the greatest twist ever.

  • @RaspK
    @RaspK 8 років тому +219

    Fun fact: "cheese an' crackers" one of the many ways used by Christians to avoid actually saying the name of god ("Jesus Christ"), the other, more well-known example being "Jesus H. Christ." Something is similar is done by Jews, who spell the word "god" (esp. "God") as "G-d."

    • @thepeanutgallery9980
      @thepeanutgallery9980 7 років тому +48

      Yeah, but you would't expect a US soldier to be averse to saying that kind of thing, especially not with such a juvenile exclamtion

    • @RaspK
      @RaspK 7 років тому +5

      You are right, of course, though some assumptions can be made (e.g. the writers wanted to avoid offending or thought this was appropriate for some stupid reason or other).

    • @thepeanutgallery9980
      @thepeanutgallery9980 7 років тому +48

      So....Bad writing.

    • @RaspK
      @RaspK 7 років тому +19

      Yep.

    • @MerryMaddMen
      @MerryMaddMen 7 років тому

      why would they not want to mention their god's name??

  • @dragonlover7196
    @dragonlover7196 6 років тому +13

    "don't wait the length of microwaving a burrito to sacrifice my daughter to tree demons"

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 3 роки тому +12

    I hope Mark Whalberg knows how lucky he is, not many actors could do that, “taking to the tree’ scene and ever expect to have a career beyond that ever again.

  • @russianhacker1281
    @russianhacker1281 7 років тому +32

    *WE CAN'T GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE THERE'S AIR OUT THERE.. INSIDE A HOUSE IS BASE... THERE'S NO AIR IN HERE...?*

  • @KoiPuff
    @KoiPuff 9 років тому +6

    The "Let's go outside, oh the monster is gone!" ending was done much better in The Mist. But that's because Frank Darabont actually knows how to direct people and craft a compelling story.

  • @pharaohyami5000
    @pharaohyami5000 9 років тому +289

    What. No. I never knew of this 2nd part.

  • @InReznovWeTrust
    @InReznovWeTrust 9 років тому +7

    4:00 - "Yeah, this is happening, people."
    Subtle critic. Veeeery subtle.

  • @nostalgiajumper0233
    @nostalgiajumper0233 2 роки тому +6

    0:42 “my name’s Luigi Mario! I’m a Puerto Rican-Italian raised by a British-Italian who’s both my father and my brother. I’m fighting a germaphobe dinosaur who’s turned Lance Henriksen into a mushroom and thinks ordering a pizza is funny”

  • @zanemurcha9742
    @zanemurcha9742 2 роки тому +16

    I think I saw an interview with Zooey once where she talked about how this making this was very weird as Shyamalan kept asking her to essentially do her performance worse. She also subtly hinted she hated this film.

  • @cwjedi
    @cwjedi 9 років тому +12

    3:37 WHAT A TWIST!!

  • @seanmclaggin6775
    @seanmclaggin6775 9 років тому +163

    There's something happening here
    What it is ain't exactly clear

    • @PhantomShadow224
      @PhantomShadow224 9 років тому +23

      Stop
      Hey, what's that sound
      Everybody look what's going down.....

    • @dylansque
      @dylansque 9 років тому +21

      +Sean McLaggin There's a man with a gun over there Telling me I got to beware

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking 9 років тому +12

      I think it's time we stop,children, what's that sound
      Everybody look what's going down

    • @rudebwoypotato2340
      @rudebwoypotato2340 9 років тому +1

      +DangerHillTerror you ruined everything

    • @rudebwoypotato2340
      @rudebwoypotato2340 9 років тому

      +DangerHillTerror but that was my job 😢

  • @crowtcameron
    @crowtcameron 5 років тому +8

    As pointed out in the Rifftrax of The Happening, one of the greatest missed opportunities or sins of the movie is that during the final scene in Paris we don't get a shot of countless people jumping/plummeting off the Eiffel Tower. It wouldn't have saved the movie (not even close) but it at least could've gone out with a crazy, memorable, shocking, and fucked up image

  • @tiffanigoodman4570
    @tiffanigoodman4570 7 років тому +2

    This is my go-to video when I'm having a bad day and need to feel better. The combination between the absolutely ridiculous Shyamalan movie and the hilarious shit you add to it really brightens up my day. Thank you so much.

  • @darthzaida1881
    @darthzaida1881 8 років тому +27

    Gotta love Malcolm and his oranges

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 9 років тому +122

    Killing two children was brought to you by: Benelli Shotguns.

    • @smellyloser5632
      @smellyloser5632 9 років тому +40

      +MW2366 America's favorite child killing shotguns since 1967.

    • @Shintigercurl
      @Shintigercurl 9 років тому +3

      +MW2366
      what? noooo.

    • @thevoidlord1796
      @thevoidlord1796 9 років тому +4

      +MW2366 Killing two children was brought to you by: President Snow.

    • @joshzimmerman
      @joshzimmerman 9 років тому +2

      +MW2366 I think it's a Mossberg, but I guess you could joke that Benelli payed so it wouldn't be one of their shotguns used.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 9 років тому +1

      +Highs and Lows Wellin all honestly he was probably either arrested or Shot to death by police officers after The Tree Demons finished their Deathsong or whatever the fuck was going on.

  • @BlackLegion12621
    @BlackLegion12621 9 років тому +17

    I was expecting Shamalan to say that he's making yet another Last Airbender movie. Which, I'm not kidding, is in the pipeline.

    • @ben_dover97
      @ben_dover97 6 років тому +1

      he actually wrote a script or whatever and tried to make a sequel
      but since the original was just so god dam awful he never got the chance to...
      however that doesn’t mean we won’t get a sequel to his movie it just won’t have anything to do with him...
      as it was supposed to be a trilogy
      like the original series was divided into 3 books.
      is it bad that i want to see toph in live action or zuko joining team avatar?
      of course with shamlian as far as away as possible from these scenes.

  • @davidspring4003
    @davidspring4003 9 років тому +29

    GLaDos would write better dialog than this, even if half of it was lying about cakes.
    And Hal's too smart to write anything like this.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +1

      Thing is I'm pretty sure both of those diabolical machines had more interactions with real people than Shyamalan.

  • @litadynelly731
    @litadynelly731 Рік тому +2

    Seven years later, and I loved your take on this movie! I wish you could've gone over the unaliving scenes, too. There's only so much UA-cam lets people talk about, but the lawn mowing scene is one of the funniest scenes in the whole film.

  • @hoaxslayer4244
    @hoaxslayer4244 8 років тому +30

    Weird, I could have sworn the reason they didn't die at the end was because being in a loving state of mind made you immune. I suppose I must have made that up to think there was an explanation.

  • @QtheWhatever
    @QtheWhatever 6 років тому +3

    I really like this style of review; it's like a perfect mixing of old-style "sitting in front of a white wall yelling" and the more sketch-comedy style new stuff. More of this please! :D (although I haven't watched the more recent things, so maybe there IS more of this coming)

  • @TelieaSellers
    @TelieaSellers 7 років тому +6

    "Toaster strudel and syrup, oh ketchup and hash browns, rat feces and Denny's" 😂😂😂

  • @drakeware655
    @drakeware655 3 роки тому +3

    "We can't just stand here as uninvolved observers!"
    The fuck kinda line was that?! 🤣

  • @TheEphrommentator
    @TheEphrommentator Рік тому +3

    Assuming my math is correct, the answer to his math problem would be $21,474,836.47.

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 4 роки тому +19

    Theory someone said in part 1: Maybe the real twist was that they were all androids without fully refined emotional/communication abilities being remotely shut down via suicide, but it was cut out at the last minute or something.

  • @thefunniestfella9366
    @thefunniestfella9366 Рік тому +3

    Hey doug. Ik this sounds cheesy and dumb especially w an oneyplays reference as a pfp but i've been getting pretty screwed over recently and I decided to watch your older videos again for nostalgia (ironic) and you've genuinely made my day better thank you

  • @ultimatereviewer01
    @ultimatereviewer01 8 років тому +17

    Wait, what IF they were all infected throughout the movie and that's why they were acting so weird all the time, they say it's an event no one would be able to explain, so there wouldn't be anyone to refute this theory, maybe it represents how mankind is "infected" by the worries of their every day lives so they'll seem weird to more laid back people, like those kids he was talking to, and that's why they were killed, because it symbolizes the death of a more eased up view of life at the hands of the daily rutine.
    Or maybe it's just terrible and egotistical.

  • @foxygrin
    @foxygrin 8 років тому +4

    To be fair, the math question at the beginning IS a common method used to stop anxiety attacks.
    Now if only the person in question WAS having a anxiety attack instead of just screaming when seeing a bunch of corpses (natural reaction) this would've made sense!

  • @mikewarnke404
    @mikewarnke404 6 років тому +1

    “My fire arm is my friend”! Lol love that line.

  • @augustopdrocha
    @augustopdrocha 7 років тому

    The face Malcolm does when he puts that orange in his mouth is just priceless. Gets me every time.

  • @VALIANTIVY
    @VALIANTIVY 6 років тому +3

    For those wondering, the song in the BG starting at 11:53 is called "Drizzle to Downpour" by Silent Partner.

    • @CadetPenguin
      @CadetPenguin 5 років тому

      Thank you god person, you have big pp.

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 9 років тому +5

    2:53 "I can't just stand here staring wide eyed into space."

    • @Fatboyftw32
      @Fatboyftw32 9 років тому +1

      +Xehanort10 Of course she can, that's all she does the entire movie.

  • @Jaies_
    @Jaies_ 9 років тому +9

    7:01 - And the Shymalan is like: "THE VISIT."

  • @DapperFishyPlays
    @DapperFishyPlays 8 років тому +14

    Regarding the weight of the woman's head, as anyone that has lived in a house that has those type of windows can tell you, a 90 degree hit from a Horsefly can break those stupid things.

  • @brocksampson3405
    @brocksampson3405 11 місяців тому +1

    When he said "Oh, I know this one! It's "Screw you! Everybody hates math! We're all gonna DIE!" I died laughing.

  • @kx3z
    @kx3z 9 років тому +83

    The Mark Wahlberg kids show

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 8 років тому +62

    Is this just Bad Lip Reading The Movie??????

  • @AngelicaSpyro
    @AngelicaSpyro 9 років тому +7

    I'll admit, the oranges actually being the ones controlling everyone was a pretty good twist.

  • @CoopRaccoon
    @CoopRaccoon 8 років тому +1

    God, the lemon drink scene. I love that fucking line, especially after the Rifftrax guys turned it into a running joke.

  • @cassidyhausmann-mason4537
    @cassidyhausmann-mason4537 8 років тому +1

    Asking increasingly difficult math problems is actually a really good way to get somebody to stop crying/freaking out/panicking. But you gotta start with like, what's 2x2, and go from there. It makes them focus and think on something other than what's going wrong.... It's helpful.

  • @EternallyUncoolTrevor
    @EternallyUncoolTrevor 9 років тому +24

    how did he not call it The Crappening?

  • @marejov83
    @marejov83 3 роки тому +3

    Tommy Wiseau: I did not hit her!
    Mark Wahlberg: What, no!
    Tommy Wiseau: O, hi, Mark!

  • @sritirimal2881
    @sritirimal2881 8 років тому +8

    My brother showed me the trailer of "The Happening" back in 2008.The trailer had totally pissed me off for two nights, and I didn't bother to see this full movie.But our great teachers at school are showing us the movie. I was totally horror stricken. That 34 minutes were the most scarie

    • @sritirimal2881
      @sritirimal2881 8 років тому +1

      They paused at the exact same moment where this video started. Hopefully, I will be remembering his reactions. It is a great help for me. Thank you for those hysterical comments you made.
      Matter of factly I have started to realise the comedy behind ;)

  • @singularity1130
    @singularity1130 4 роки тому +2

    Saw a video saying the twist is that it's a sequel to Signs.
    All the upward sky shots is suppose to be the Aliens releasing that chemical they sprayed in the kids face in Signs near the end and they don't show up because of the whole water weakness.

  • @josephwilles29
    @josephwilles29 8 років тому +495

    The plants are releasing THC into the air. These are the attributes of being stoned on marijuana.

    • @therudestofclouds2007
      @therudestofclouds2007 8 років тому +22

      Joseph Willes thank you science
      shame shamalanga ding dong doesn't care

    • @josephwilles29
      @josephwilles29 8 років тому +39

      Tell me that Marky Mark, or Dead Eyes, or Fucking Hot Dog guy aren't stoned. I don't know why the fuck people are killing themselves. But, these fucking main characters sound like they're high.

    • @Draukagrissah
      @Draukagrissah 7 років тому +13

      Okay I would definitely watch a re-imagining of Reefer Madness directed by Shamalamadingdong, it would be glorious!

    • @DGilVids
      @DGilVids 7 років тому +4

      Draukagrissah I think we just did....

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis 7 років тому

      Nah, not enough reefer, or madness. seriously, have you ever seen that shit. lol

  • @fredriklind6727
    @fredriklind6727 9 років тому +72

    If Glados made this... THERE WOULD BE CAKE!!!

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 9 років тому +1

      +Fredrik Lind And it would be delicious...and probably taste better than this movie. :p

    • @e-spaceproductions
      @e-spaceproductions 9 років тому +3

      +Manuel Alberto Romero ...you...you eat movies?

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 9 років тому +1

      +E-SPACE Productions that's why we have movie recepies ever had an after earth pizza

    • @e-spaceproductions
      @e-spaceproductions 9 років тому +1

      Addison Thompson No, I try to have GOOD food...

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 9 років тому +1

      E-SPACE Productions oh shoots fired

  • @erikfeliscatus1491
    @erikfeliscatus1491 9 років тому +22

    I'm not entirely sure what makes it so good, but I think I've just seen the perfect review.

    • @DavisWOW
      @DavisWOW 9 років тому +1

      +Erik Felis Catus It wasnt hard with this movie tho. I havent seen acting and dialogues this bad for a long time...

    • @erikfeliscatus1491
      @erikfeliscatus1491 9 років тому

      DavisWOW Hah, indeed :D

  • @prestonyates8003
    @prestonyates8003 8 років тому +31

    1:50 If you listen closely, you can hear the cries of the Frozen fanbase.

    • @klimmr
      @klimmr 8 років тому +3

      Let it go.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 7 років тому +3

      It was bound to happen. And even the fanbase thinks that Let it go is overused.

  • @diegobareno5820
    @diegobareno5820 5 років тому +38

    I thought of a good twist, what if the toxin was created by the aliens from Signs.

    • @tyleryoung1462
      @tyleryoung1462 4 роки тому +3

      Like a crossover Twist from Unbreakable and Split

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates 7 років тому +1

    9:28
    "Who shot this shot?!"
    - Chris Stuckmann 😂

  • @TheVanishing87
    @TheVanishing87 8 років тому +3

    Mark Wahlberg: /starts talking to plant/ "So we're just gonna be in and out of here."
    Plant: "I am Groot."
    Mark Wahlberg: "We're just here to use the restroom then we'll go. Hope that's okay."
    Plant: "I am Groot."
    Mark Wahlberg: "That all you can say?"
    Plant: "I am Groot." Translation: "Well human as I am a tree you should be pretty impressed that I can even say this much. Seriously, what do you expect me to do? Sing and dance? Do some karaoke? I mean I may not be as famous and rich as you, but at least my acting in this movie is way better than yours and that goes for all the other human characters in this movie."
    Surprised Critic didn't stick in an I am Groot reference in there during that scene. But in all seriousness this really was a pretty funny movie and I still have its movie poster hanging up in my room for some reason. Anyway, I remember seeing this in theaters and I kid you not everyone in my theater cracked up laughing and I mean everyone. Though some were trying their hardest not to laugh, but I still heard them snickering.

  • @Neb-xh8rm
    @Neb-xh8rm 7 років тому +17

    Dam Ivy took things way to far, better call Joker

  • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
    @alexandresobreiramartins9461 9 років тому +6

    And The Visit was right there, with the crazy lady in the house... Jesus, Shyamalan is recycling his own ideas!!! Comicbook Guy's Voice: "Worst... director... ever!!!!"
    Ps.: Michael Bay and Roland Emerich beg to disagree...

  • @ambernodderdorket2934
    @ambernodderdorket2934 9 місяців тому

    5:18- 5:26
    As someone who actually tried offing themselves three times, this is the equivalent of saying to someone who cut themselves "I understand. I got my cat angry on purpose and it scratched me." And being expected to take them seriously.

  • @troywright359
    @troywright359 6 років тому +3

    5:52 Great singing there

  • @ButaneBoss
    @ButaneBoss 9 років тому +8

    If this movie was written by HAL 9000 and GLaDOS, I'd dare think what a movie written by SHODAN would be like.

  • @Alejandroigarabide
    @Alejandroigarabide 3 роки тому +3

    I never got the concept of unintentional comedies or films so bad they're good... Until I saw this film.
    No joke. It was a blast!

    • @ronmartin7421
      @ronmartin7421 2 роки тому

      "Plant 9 From Outer Space" (an old b/w film) is near many people's list of best "worst film". I seriously got lots of laughs out of it, and was smiling most of the time. Bad dialogue, acting, etc., visible strings above flying saucers, a shower curtain separating an airplane's cockpit from the rest of the plane, and etc.
      Except "Plant 9" has excuses, as nobody associated with the film was good at what they were doing.

  • @mjwatts1983
    @mjwatts1983 5 років тому +4

    Shame SNL didn’t follow this up with “Mark Wahlberg Talks To Plants”
    Hey there Mr. Tree. I just wanna talk to you. Say hi to your mutha for me.

  • @ashur24
    @ashur24 2 роки тому +2

    This movie is tolerable only because Zooey's eyes are two beautiful winter ponds you could drown in with a smile.

  • @thatsnotrightproductions7633
    @thatsnotrightproductions7633 8 років тому +1

    This is one of my FAVORITE reviews EVAR!

  • @notsosadbart6343
    @notsosadbart6343 6 років тому +11

    I've never seen a mood ring chart with "horny" on the list of moods

  • @Ladondorf
    @Ladondorf 9 років тому +6

    Roger Ebert said this movie was good.
    To that I can only say "What? No..."

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 7 років тому +4

    3:00
    He makes a good point.

  • @m1noz
    @m1noz 3 роки тому +1

    That "Oh no" by Lebowski killed me

  • @MnightBill
    @MnightBill Рік тому +1

    Real Twist : They survived thanks to love (orange color on the mood ring for the first time since they've been together). Trees killed people without it, and without good intentions (who are a threat for The Earth)