Cumtown: Adam the Joke Thief

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @Banjohh
    @Banjohh 2 роки тому +808

    I love how Nick's hatred for adam stealing jokes/bits overpowered him making fun of stav for being fat when he kept saying marmalade instead of marmaduke

  • @ronaldrrusti4846
    @ronaldrrusti4846 2 роки тому +1129

    Every time Nick says "I don't care" it's always caked in seething, unparalleled hatred

    • @somegroceries1759
      @somegroceries1759 Рік тому +74

      kinda like a woman

    • @MomTires
      @MomTires Рік тому +53

      @@somegroceries1759With the same height as one too

    • @hrs1414
      @hrs1414 11 місяців тому +20

      Its annoying bc he does it a lot after ranting anout a topic for 5-10 min lol

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 10 місяців тому +4

      I love this lol

  • @jamnmikefx
    @jamnmikefx Рік тому +481

    Adam steals so many jokes. He’s like if Amy Schumer was a woman

    • @freakyfreak1
      @freakyfreak1 Рік тому +13

      Ohhhh boy this is so good

    • @zakdoar8874
      @zakdoar8874 9 місяців тому +5

      👏 👏 👏 great Job.

  • @reppingl
    @reppingl 2 роки тому +782

    Immediately started laughing as soon as I saw how long this compilation is

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg Рік тому +286

    The first one where he claims the bit as Nick is doing the bit is just unreal

  • @AirMarshalFiftyCent
    @AirMarshalFiftyCent 11 місяців тому +56

    The Adam cries put in pain as he strikes you

  • @seedofbayne.
    @seedofbayne. Рік тому +134

    Nobody realizes the bug-like genius of adam doing a bit about constantly stealing jokes and stav and nick never actually catching on

    • @ballixman6587
      @ballixman6587 9 місяців тому +12

      That’s Arthur Fleck level comedy

    • @bigpictureguys8415
      @bigpictureguys8415 4 місяці тому +3

      You think it was on purpose?
      I don’t buy it

  • @TheGregcawthorne
    @TheGregcawthorne 2 роки тому +360

    Adam is basically Carlos Mencia, but without the ability to pull off the full crime.

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 2 роки тому +19

      @Vinluv Handesbukia but gayer

    • @Themissinformer
      @Themissinformer 2 роки тому +16

      Yeah, at least Carlos has charisma and comedic timing.

    • @ThatCatDiaz
      @ThatCatDiaz 11 місяців тому +4

      At least Mencia made a name for himself

    • @evil6564
      @evil6564 11 місяців тому

      ​@@ThatCatDiazHe has 185k subscribers and is pulling in millions of views. What's "carlos" up to?

    • @ThatCatDiaz
      @ThatCatDiaz 11 місяців тому +5

      @@evil6564 Mencia? Prolly headlining some shitty bar show. Those 185k subs are Nick's and you know it

  • @sobs291
    @sobs291 8 місяців тому +9

    My favorite Adam bit is Andre’s Steakhouse

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 Рік тому +75

    *"We the people of the jury find the defendant, Adam Friedland, GUILTY on all charges of homosexuality and theft of humorous material."*

  • @merces47letifer4
    @merces47letifer4 2 роки тому +245

    Ugh, imagine him as a kid sitting around the dinner table telling his family some dumb joke he stole from school earlier, as if he wrote it.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 2 роки тому +17

      Makes you wanna pull out the mosin, doesn't it?

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon Рік тому +2

      I dont have to imagine this, this is pretty much it

    • @briani50
      @briani50 6 місяців тому

      That is so funny man lol has me chuckling quite nicely if I do say so myself

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 Місяць тому

      I wish he was at Newtown

  • @kaydenshepherd510
    @kaydenshepherd510 Рік тому +96

    Adam's ability to somehow forget stealing from Ben yet being reminded 3 separate times about it is amazing

  • @itsv1p3r
    @itsv1p3r 2 роки тому +195

    i have concluded that adam is behind all these channels so he can steal all of the jokes

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheVillagePeoplepod Louis F calls it anti-termitic

  • @jacobsharpe7039
    @jacobsharpe7039 2 роки тому +187

    Adam stole the Marmaduke joke thing from an old Opie and Anthony clip where Jim Norton just randomly starts laughing uncontrollably and when they ask him what's so funny he just describes a marmaduke comic while laughing and wheezing uncontrollably

  • @beethovenalexander
    @beethovenalexander 2 роки тому +252

    Damn imagine how the Palestinians feel

    • @njmcfreak
      @njmcfreak Рік тому +9

      Imagine how they feel now lmao

    • @jordishima
      @jordishima 11 місяців тому +18

      @@njmcfreak a lot of them don’t feel anymore, unfortunately

    • @PreacherJenkins
      @PreacherJenkins 10 місяців тому +4

      And now Adam's tribe is convincing the whole world to turn against them this should end well

    • @zakdoar8874
      @zakdoar8874 9 місяців тому +10

      As a Palestinian, I'm just gunna say, we told you so.

    • @Desecrator6
      @Desecrator6 6 місяців тому +5

      Y’all are so gay

  • @levimaxton6307
    @levimaxton6307 2 роки тому +58

    Adam will literally try to steal the bit about him being a joke thief

  • @FlaminggMoe
    @FlaminggMoe 2 роки тому +52

    "Garfield in the streets, Heathcliffe in the sheets" fuckin got me good Stav

  • @WillyOrca
    @WillyOrca 2 роки тому +226

    I managed to put-off getting into Cum Town for like over a year despite getting constant recommendations, but after meeting Adam Friedland in a Twitter Space about 6 months ago, the title of this video really caught my attention.
    because in the span of an hour in that space, he did this to me TWICE. I genuinely thought it was a bit, and I'm actually still not sure. If it is, it's actually really funny but I honestly don't know.

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie Рік тому +39

      It's a bit. He's very dedicated

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Рік тому

      I think it’s a mental disability that he plays off as a bit.

    • @DsaGoodies
      @DsaGoodies Рік тому +9

      @@postbunnie lol

    • @macroglossumstellatarum3068
      @macroglossumstellatarum3068 Рік тому +1

      You met him in ‘twitter space’
      Gotta be the gayest thing I’ve heard today

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Рік тому +6

      He stole two of your twitter jokes?

  • @stevowilliams8279
    @stevowilliams8279 11 місяців тому +27

    10:53 Adam having to interject, despite it being completely unrelated to Nick's joke, that he has read the whole bible is insane. Also you just know he read it as quickly as he could just to tick the box in his brain so that he can say he's read it.

    • @IWannaGoMissing
      @IWannaGoMissing 3 місяці тому +3

      He didn’t read it

    • @redacted5035
      @redacted5035 3 місяці тому +7

      Dat boi aint NEVA read his book

    • @MonoDde
      @MonoDde Місяць тому

      Adam has definitely lied about reading a book before. Nick called him out about it and embarrassed him😂

  • @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739
    @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739 10 місяців тому +16

    "I dont know" the jew exclaims gayley

  • @xXXJimboSliceXXx
    @xXXJimboSliceXXx 2 роки тому +798

    Adam demonstrates that literally every stereotype about Jews is 1,000,000% true.

    • @righteousfist175
      @righteousfist175 2 роки тому +49

      Adam is the worst part of the show

    • @RollOutRory
      @RollOutRory 2 роки тому +95

      6*

    • @reppingl
      @reppingl 2 роки тому +51

      @@righteousfist175 at this point it seems like Adam is putting in the most effort

    • @bjolofthoth1815
      @bjolofthoth1815 2 роки тому +27

      @@righteousfist175 *Stav

    • @FlaminggMoe
      @FlaminggMoe 2 роки тому

      @@bjolofthoth1815 *you negative Nancy's

  • @jim0_o
    @jim0_o Рік тому +37

    In a different timeline Stav's Marmaduke vs. Marmalade (its basically another word for Jam) mix-up would have been another Thousand Island Stare situation, probably saving Adam some grief.
    Edit: Also isnt the original a hundred yard stare. (The important Qs being A'ed right here, cause my online-search-organ is obv. broken.)

  • @KobaAM
    @KobaAM Рік тому +15

    I gotta admit I laughed hard at Adam sarcastically saying “You couldn’t possibly be smart enough to understand what this three panel comic is in such a concise and humorous way!” At 23:10

  • @leejones8082
    @leejones8082 11 місяців тому +5

    It’s so funny that as soon as Adam starts stealing the Harry met Sally joke, you can hear sirens in the background.

  • @shmittybacall1499
    @shmittybacall1499 Рік тому +29

    12:30 I love hearing the boys do a lil blow on the pod

  • @Krank311
    @Krank311 Рік тому +8

    Norm Macdonald 100% has made marmaduke jokes for 20 years. On Conan, letterman, and norm live.

  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp Рік тому +30

    The funniest part is that if it was anyone except Nick Mullen on the podcast Adam would get away with it. His photographic comedy memory does him in.

  • @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739
    @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739 2 роки тому +11

    The force is strong with this one

  • @dt90891
    @dt90891 Рік тому +39

    Adam is the slowest thinker but unintentionally funny as fuck. And Nick and Stav are legends. I wish Nick had a variety show to do all his impressions because stand up he’s ok but off the cuff impressions are killer as fuck.

    • @dt90891
      @dt90891 Рік тому +3

      And “as fuck” is my jam. The end.

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof Рік тому +9

      Nick and stavs riffs are legendary

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 10 місяців тому

      @@007megaoofas fuck

  • @DsaGoodies
    @DsaGoodies Рік тому +39

    I feel like the fact that he makes no attempt to hide his joke "borrowing" (I'm feeling generous here) is a pretty good indicator of it being either a bit, or something truly out of his control and unintentional. As hard as that is to imagine.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Рік тому +14

      I feel like his memory is fucky rather than malicious stealing of bits.

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto Рік тому +30

      @@TheTGOAC Nick "It's odd how many of your transgressions work out in your favor".

    • @Bobbleheads56
      @Bobbleheads56 3 місяці тому

      Genetic predisposition for mental illness

  • @AleKar1991
    @AleKar1991 Рік тому +10

    02:43 As Adam opens his mouth, there are literally police sirens starting up in the background, on the way to arrest him for joke theft

  • @CrasherRed
    @CrasherRed 2 роки тому +12

    I know the exact dilbert videos adam is talking about, they're very weird and very funny, done entirely in MSpaint too which really adds to the effect.

  • @TheRealMrMustache
    @TheRealMrMustache 20 годин тому

    2:38 Adam’s proud “I do that!” Thinking that he just came up with a good bit all by himself

  • @captainunderdong3241
    @captainunderdong3241 2 роки тому +15

    "I used to draw Dilbert in gay scenarios"

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 9 місяців тому +1

    The funniest part is Adam still does this but it's how he gets mad when people don't laugh at them

  • @wesspect
    @wesspect Рік тому +21

    I’d be willing to write it off as a minor personality flaw, but taking full responsibility and then somehow entirely “forgetting” all about it next time it comes up is absolute insect behavior

    • @cog6492
      @cog6492 Рік тому

      You yourself are an insect by writing this comment…

  • @charliecharles2459
    @charliecharles2459 2 роки тому +46

    You make the best compilations since Fidance, thank you for being such a homosexual role model

  • @eduardosuarez2414
    @eduardosuarez2414 2 роки тому +28

    Nick's Nicholson got a lot better but at this point it's a perfect Duke Nukem

  • @osmanzubeir9701
    @osmanzubeir9701 Рік тому +7

    If Adam doesn’t steal it someone else will

  • @NathanExploshin
    @NathanExploshin 2 роки тому +31

    This is incriminating. Like if there was this much proof about anything on someone they would be labeled a repeat offender with no possibility of rehabilitation.

  • @UFO_PILOT
    @UFO_PILOT 11 місяців тому +3

    19:45 good old Stavy, confusing Marmaduke with Marmalade.

  • @JMG_86
    @JMG_86 2 роки тому +19

    He's truly a Jewish Gary Payton this Adam feller ....

  • @asdf852asdf
    @asdf852asdf 11 місяців тому +1

    This whole compilation is just foreshadowing for the Adam Friedland Show were you can tell Nick wrote the whole thing and made Adam say everything while holding a gun to his head

  • @maxdelayer
    @maxdelayer Рік тому +2

    My favorite part is near the end where Adam clearly steals "Nick getting told from fans that Adam has stolen jokes that he can't remember" and tries to use it against Nick

  • @rockandrollbit
    @rockandrollbit 3 місяці тому

    Cumtown podcasts mixed with FM may just be one of my favourite combos ever.

  • @kodakgreen6047
    @kodakgreen6047 Рік тому +1

    Really nice work man, seriously. Good stuff.

  • @jackwoodruff1941
    @jackwoodruff1941 13 днів тому

    Adam gayly stole all those jokes, but stav going back to the Harry met Sally moment over and over has to be some sort of joke stealing in its own right

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 2 роки тому +8

    I’m dyslexic and I thought it was thirteen minutes long not *THIRTY ONE* but I can’t say I’m completely surprised 😂😂

    • @FlaminggMoe
      @FlaminggMoe 2 роки тому +7

      I'm gay and I read it correctly

    • @JackedBiker
      @JackedBiker Рік тому

      @@FlaminggMoe I'm correctly and I read it gay

  • @MrQwerty00010
    @MrQwerty00010 Рік тому +19

    I had no idea what cumtown was and when I started listening I assumed Adam was the audio guy and then I realized he was actually part of the show and I still to this day do not know what he offers. He’s not funny at all.

  • @honkhonk422
    @honkhonk422 3 місяці тому

    Adam considering himself as a "comedian" of any type is a joke in itself.

  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 3 місяці тому +1

    This is like documenting serious mental illness

  • @ThePointingArrows
    @ThePointingArrows 2 місяці тому

    This compilation is way longer than any of Adam’s jokes compilation

  • @Derek_Keenan
    @Derek_Keenan 2 роки тому +26

    i feel like 60% of the population just copies and repeats funny things they hear other people say, its wild

    • @deadjuice1880
      @deadjuice1880 5 місяців тому

      I think there are a lot less jews than that

    • @bigpictureguys8415
      @bigpictureguys8415 4 місяці тому +3

      60% of the population aren’t being paid for it though

  • @lindboknifeandtool
    @lindboknifeandtool Рік тому

    9:27 the way he peters off into “.....I stole a joke”

  • @madatarchives8725
    @madatarchives8725 Рік тому +2

    I love when Nick gets mad

  • @naylik2562
    @naylik2562 Рік тому +2

    8:20 Stav may be fat but he was a good and loyal laugh track

  • @MonoDde
    @MonoDde Місяць тому

    Damn bro, at 5:59 Adam stole the "Brandon Wardell steals Adam's bits" bit for himself, literally in front of Nick who said it first. Stealing inception. He just can't help himself. Incredible 😂😂😂

  • @peytonwarren1936
    @peytonwarren1936 Рік тому +2

    "marmala- i mean marmaduke"

  • @NickIggler1969
    @NickIggler1969 8 місяців тому +2

    "run the tape"

  • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
    @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH Рік тому +5

    Adam is such a hack lol

    • @suicane
      @suicane Рік тому +3

      I feel like 60% of the population just copies and repeats funny things they hear other people say, it's wild

  • @juvenoiachild7675
    @juvenoiachild7675 2 місяці тому +1

    Adam stole my bit of being straight man

    • @aliets
      @aliets 17 днів тому

      this. so much this.

  • @nothingissimplewithlloyd
    @nothingissimplewithlloyd 11 місяців тому +2

    Adam does standup, and Nick and stav do standup. Coincidence??

  • @orenthalsimpson
    @orenthalsimpson 2 роки тому +5

    Now he's stealing from Dick Cavitt

  • @mikehawk4455
    @mikehawk4455 2 місяці тому

    Stavs laugh in 2x is insane

  • @tropicaljupiter
    @tropicaljupiter Місяць тому

    Why is there is an ad for prostate cancer uk on that soccer game

  • @danvankouwenberg7234
    @danvankouwenberg7234 Рік тому +1

    Just suckin' up all the jokea and giving them back when their worth nothing.

  • @michaelfenlon9398
    @michaelfenlon9398 Рік тому +1

    the marmaduke thing is a Norm bit im pretty sure nick is right

  • @multiplesifl
    @multiplesifl Рік тому +16

    What's worse: Adam being a joke thief or Stav being a broken record?

    • @KCCC326
      @KCCC326 Рік тому +1

      Idunno there's a reason you aren't commenting under a TAFS ep rn... There's a dynamic that stav brings. "oh no..... Mixed race?" Is still the best line in the whole show.

    • @multiplesifl
      @multiplesifl Рік тому

      I comment on plenty of TAFS vids, thanks.

    • @KCCC326
      @KCCC326 Рік тому +2

      @@multiplesifl and yet here you are.

    • @emmanuelalmanzar4687
      @emmanuelalmanzar4687 Рік тому +1

      ​@@KCCC326you're acting like he can't like both, which he probably does

    • @KCCC326
      @KCCC326 Рік тому +4

      @@emmanuelalmanzar4687 no I'm not. I'm saying he obviously can't be that annoyed with stav if he's still listening. And it feels like sour grapes and a bit of a cope to act like stav didn't add a great deal to the vibe of the show.

  • @frankibianchi6188
    @frankibianchi6188 Рік тому +7

    Anyone else would have been crushed by these assaults, but not Adam.
    #friedlandgang

  • @gav5810
    @gav5810 3 місяці тому

    The ben O'brien ep is gone, cannot find it anywhere on the internet. What happened??

  • @yojeli
    @yojeli Рік тому +1

    30:10 stavs funny sing song voice

  • @bodybuildingABC
    @bodybuildingABC 2 роки тому +4

    yo i heard this is why Stav left..

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 Рік тому

      Adam joke stealing? Nah Stav was bored with the podcast and wanted to do something different

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Рік тому +4

      Stav left because he came out as straight

  • @Evs78101
    @Evs78101 Рік тому +3

    Spot on Nicholson impression by Nick 7:39

  • @DamTheKid
    @DamTheKid 2 роки тому +2

    where in the fuck is the Ben O'brien episode? Can't find it on patreon, fuck shit
    edit: fuck

  • @TheDipindots
    @TheDipindots Рік тому +1

    No joke when I get hiccups I have to click on random ass cumtown clips to make me laugh and it cures them every single time. It's a curse I wouldn't wish on anyone.

  • @gaunaareright
    @gaunaareright 10 місяців тому

    Well I for one think it's really cute how Adam steals jokes, but what do i know I'm gay

  • @schizofrenzia1884
    @schizofrenzia1884 2 роки тому +6

    I mean what do you expect we've been warned for centuries of his people....and now even the show is named after him

  • @steamedyam
    @steamedyam Місяць тому

    Modern day Robin Williams

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 3 місяці тому

    does anyone have that marmadick cartoon? i try to google it and i could only find one image

  • @NameAvailable
    @NameAvailable Рік тому

    At 21:00 Adam is also definitely stealing from Chapo. Can’t prove this came out after the Chapo episode making fun of conservative comics, but I’m going to assume Adam stole that.

  • @brodaciousmax8025
    @brodaciousmax8025 Рік тому

    Oh Adam ur crimes are cataloged here! I'm gay

  • @wilsonwallace8755
    @wilsonwallace8755 Рік тому

    That football manager in the background?

  • @Rozhestvensky
    @Rozhestvensky Рік тому

    shouts out to dilbert 1, 2, and 3

  • @chrispowers5637
    @chrispowers5637 11 місяців тому

    Heavily influenced by Stern bits.. direct quotes

  • @ajr01-x6e
    @ajr01-x6e 27 днів тому

    13:41 - Adam pretends he doesn't even understand the concept of how a joke could be stolen
    I genuinely and unironically hate Adam. He isn't just annoying. He's a bad person and I don't think he deserves success.

  • @AnthonySopran0
    @AnthonySopran0 10 місяців тому

    18:18 holy crap 😂

  • @stanleysmooth
    @stanleysmooth Рік тому +2

    25:15 fucking incredible kick from the goalie right there

  • @dogma7346
    @dogma7346 Рік тому

    this is egregious

  • @jeff5534
    @jeff5534 Рік тому +2

    This is what happens when work in comedy and aren’t funny at all

  • @stevenregul6335
    @stevenregul6335 2 місяці тому

    Remember when Adam used to try out different obnoxious laughs to try and be like stav so pathetic

  • @agusrum94
    @agusrum94 Рік тому

    And you stole this audio from Nubian Fidance

  • @patrickbrunelle5847
    @patrickbrunelle5847 29 днів тому

    To be fair to adam all he does is mention a topic and if nick has a bit that even slightly relates to that he just throws a fit and acts lile hes being screwed,little baby…

    • @DrLazerbeam
      @DrLazerbeam 27 днів тому

      What are you, some kind of straight guy? We don't defend the bug here.

  • @sBaby-en6tj
    @sBaby-en6tj Рік тому

    Im gay

  • @fundeek
    @fundeek Рік тому +1

    12:15

  • @MercyBot7
    @MercyBot7 9 місяців тому

    I love nick, he is my best friend. I love him. I'm gay.

  • @mikehawk9784
    @mikehawk9784 10 місяців тому

    24:45

  • @therealmvp1024
    @therealmvp1024 10 днів тому

    God I hate Adam so much

  • @williamboyce4829
    @williamboyce4829 Рік тому +3

    Idk but In the first clip Adam says the joke first

  • @justinpharand8454
    @justinpharand8454 Рік тому +4

    So not only is Adam a totally unfunny buzzkill and worst part of the show but he also steals jokes and feigns ignorance when called out. Interesting.

  • @NotAfraid280
    @NotAfraid280 6 місяців тому

    8:16
    13:15