Bro you have the best edits out of all of these clip channels. You could pump out mostly unedited 20 minute clips with some animation from reddit and get literally hundreds of thousands of views consistently but you've chosen to do something different that actually takes effort. My goodness am I gay.
When I discovered this channel a couple months ago, i never even heard of CumTown podcast so I assumed this guy ClangersTV was just uploading conversations he and his friends would have while recapping movies and TV and shit 😂
Honestly the story would make more sense if he did live. Instead of Rose living the next 70 years of her life with a husband and kids she apparently didn't love enough to beat out the guy she fucked once, it could have just been that Jack was her husband and they narrowly escaped death together.
Damn, I don’t remember the Steve Harvey bit. If you have no chance of getting on a lifeboat, playing your instrument during your last moments is actually super tight Also, you fucking rock for 5:15
Nah there is plenty of stuff to create a makeshift raft especially in the 1910's when nearly ALL of the dinner tables would have been made of wood. The issue was the sailors and captain were Fing incompetent and didn't know/tell everyone the ship was sinking until it was obvious to everyone. An earlier Costa Concordia. It's what happens when the people running the show are grandfathered in or chosen by who they know rather than what they know. The rafts wouldn't even need to sail, just float enough that a few people could stand with only their feet compromised. The rescue vessel was only 3ish hours away.
I remember at 7 years old, watching that movie thinking: "what a f-n c-nt!".. then he says "never let go", and she f'n lets go. 😂 I swear I was actually confused about that. ...Along with my sexuality.
Thank you so much for all the hard work you do. It's greatly appreciated!!! Your efforts and talent hasn't gone unnoticed 👍🙏💪👌👏 I showed my 54 year old mother the Steven Seagal video recently and she loved it and laughed her ass off. That was one of the first videos that introduced me to Cumtown which I've been listening to ever since. #TAFS
Breakdown appeared on my Watch list for HBO Max. Instead of watching the movie with a prime age Kurt Russell, I came to ClangersTV to watch the clips of the movie.
"...the only type of skill I've ever acquired in my life is watching a movie and barely remembering it." This is provably false. As clips on this channel with cuts from movies synced with Nick talking about them will prove, Nick is a Rainman-esque savant when it comes to recalling minute details from dumb shit he watched years ago.
That mythbusters episode was garbage because wood varies drastically in density. That door in the film was clearly one of the rich people doors, so obviously it's going to be some dense-ass decorative mahogany or whatever that's going to weight a bunch. You get Rose's mass tittage on that thing and it's already at its max before Jack drags his fat nuts onto it. "But he blew his load, so his nuts wouldn't weight that much!" Wrong. That water weight just got transferred from him to Rose and was actually the only reason he didn't immediately sink the moment he hit the water in the first place. It's basic gayscience.
Just wanted to say, you elevate the podcast with your visuals and editing. I would've passed on the podcast if it was just audio. Hope you keep making these and it's financially sustainable for you.
Should have made it so that Jack and his Italian friend were secretly banging each other but Jack couldn't get on the ship because of the anti-gayness of the time, so he was using Rose as a cover to look straight. Then at the end, Jack's friend is on the large piece of wood and Jack swims up to it, holds out his hand to pull him up but then Rose swims up and they're like "Sorry Rose, there's no room". Rose looks confused, sees they're still holding hands and then with a mortified look on her face, that's when she realizes she's been had and then Jack pushes her away by the heel of his boot. Maybe instead of making Billy Zane's character a misogynist of the era, he's that PLUS he's like an anti gay bigot. Then call the movie: "Guytanic".
8:01 the subliminal message is that he can't get on the same door with her because of class. The love story is all nice and dandy but at the end of the day the poor guy dies and that's the subconscious message, stay in put in your place and respect the social order that has been established for you.
I don't know where you got the idea that it's subconscious it's titanic it's not a crafty ideological message it's my boy James Cameron, it's extremely obvious
Titanic 2 pitch: Cal discovers rose is alive and tracks her down. She kills him. Makes perfect sense if you watch old rose explain what happened to him. He… killed himself 😉
Fun fact: Nick was clearly going for the hard R morse code and ended one dot before the end, but that just ends up with the R being an A instead.
Niggea?
Niggea
him knowing morse is kinda funny to me
there's no way that's right? that he taught himself morse code and sign language both lol?
@@fanda6122 I looked it up to confirm, and he absolutely got the first few letters right
Impressed by Nick's knowledge that he's able to tell what Adam's joke is before he even says the set up.
I assume you could just accuse him before every joke and you’d be right
Maybe Adam is such a gay Jewish hack that he quotes it all the time.
Hint: stav is actually lying and they did prepare for every show…
@@databattlesz Nick and Adam did, Stav did not. He's such a dumbass, as if Nick doesn't think of the bits before the show.
Bro you have the best edits out of all of these clip channels. You could pump out mostly unedited 20 minute clips with some animation from reddit and get literally hundreds of thousands of views consistently but you've chosen to do something different that actually takes effort. My goodness am I gay.
We are gay in unison, hand in hand, cock in ass ready to watch and appreciate this great clip channel
Reddit, gay
Checks out
Also I'm gay
2023 fam ✌🏻
You right on my kids soul deadass
To infinity…. And I’m gay!
stav forgetting that the main character dies in titanic is simply a testament to his intelligence
The main character is the boat. It's name is the title but it gets almost no screentime.
or rather lack thereof...
Can apples freeze?
Stavros "The Mind" Halkias
@@TheTGOAC a gay boat
I love how meta it got at around 5:15, Nick was basically talking to Clangers directly
I believe Clangers got a boner at that point
Just imagining the guy who screams “ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD” in titanic but instead of “iceberg” he screams the n word kills me
intrusive thoughts on a train pt.1
This but with superintendent chalmers from the simpsons saying “skinnerrrr” but the n word
@@josephgilboy6259 No he says Niger Dead Ahead because they struck Africa
I would expect that from Lt Lowe, but not lookout Fleet...
@@quantrellbishop9263glad I am reading all 213 comments and found yours
They did HWAT with the lifeboats?
In MY North Atlantic Ocean?
She fucked WHOM in that old car???
@@StamesJevensnot in ya momma’s north atlantic ocean
When I was a kid....Lifeboats were something you got in to have FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN, and they did HWAT with the lifeboats? 😮😳😱
Nick landed the "-. .. --. --. . .-." real hard holy shit lol
did he actually?? nooo
These edits seriously elevate the bit. Nick owes you a check.
The master has graced us with another banger🙏😤
CLANGERS BANGERS
the King has returned
These guys are so lucky to have Nick explain his jokes to them
This edit is closer to art than the actual podcast has ever been
When I discovered this channel a couple months ago, i never even heard of CumTown podcast so I assumed this guy ClangersTV was just uploading conversations he and his friends would have while recapping movies and TV and shit 😂
That’s hilarious
Yo same 😂
This is a testament to how dogshit nick is at marketing cumtown and TAFS
I'm gay
@@silovitipanj4958 hot
The contrast between how funny Adam is on his own and how catastrophically unfunny he is in the room with Nick and Stav is like crazy.
Nick getting angry at people wanting a happy ending to titanic makes me chuckle.
I didn't want a happy ending but don't gaslight me about that huge piece of wood not being buoyant enough for two
@@DanAvenell I love how the directors response is basically "We know it doesn't make sense. The man has to die. Why? Deal with it."
Nick is transphobic, he hates happy endings in real life too.
@@ZeranZeranClassic James Cameron with his lazy ass basic bitch scripts
Honestly the story would make more sense if he did live. Instead of Rose living the next 70 years of her life with a husband and kids she apparently didn't love enough to beat out the guy she fucked once, it could have just been that Jack was her husband and they narrowly escaped death together.
Way to go, my Jungle Son. This was well worth the 7 month wait.
They revisited the Titanic, it didn't go so well
Damn, I don’t remember the Steve Harvey bit.
If you have no chance of getting on a lifeboat, playing your instrument during your last moments is actually super tight
Also, you fucking rock for 5:15
Nah there is plenty of stuff to create a makeshift raft especially in the 1910's when nearly ALL of the dinner tables would have been made of wood. The issue was the sailors and captain were Fing incompetent and didn't know/tell everyone the ship was sinking until it was obvious to everyone. An earlier Costa Concordia.
It's what happens when the people running the show are grandfathered in or chosen by who they know rather than what they know. The rafts wouldn't even need to sail, just float enough that a few people could stand with only their feet compromised. The rescue vessel was only 3ish hours away.
@@pokeman5000 I imagine that to be true.
Throw into my statement, a
“Well given the circumstances, fabricated or otherwise.. “
Your editing never fails to crack me up, 10/10
Nick isn't angsty, he's just dope sick all the time.
I remember at 7 years old, watching that movie thinking:
"what a f-n c-nt!".. then he says "never let go", and she f'n lets go.
😂 I swear I was actually confused about that.
...Along with my sexuality.
Another Clanger banger. You rule, brotherman
Stav doesn't understand the concept of buoyancy, who would've thought
Thank you so much for all the hard work you do. It's greatly appreciated!!! Your efforts and talent hasn't gone unnoticed 👍🙏💪👌👏 I showed my 54 year old mother the Steven Seagal video recently and she loved it and laughed her ass off. That was one of the first videos that introduced me to Cumtown which I've been listening to ever since. #TAFS
It's been 84 years...
Jack from Titanic is the OG Manic-Pixie Dream Boi.
That’s actually really clever, lol :3
Breakdown appeared on my Watch list for HBO Max. Instead of watching the movie with a prime age Kurt Russell, I came to ClangersTV to watch the clips of the movie.
Welcome back brother. I'm ethnically dancing in steerage right now.
Lol wtf
The myth busters clips were great and made this a much better watch! Thanks for making these
Clangers, routinely putting out bangers
It’s seriously unbelievable
Respect for James Cameron going on Myth Busters lol
do you have a patreon or something? the editing combined w the clips id pay for. missed u clangers
"...the only type of skill I've ever acquired in my life is watching a movie and barely remembering it."
This is provably false. As clips on this channel with cuts from movies synced with Nick talking about them will prove, Nick is a Rainman-esque savant when it comes to recalling minute details from dumb shit he watched years ago.
Great channel. Introduced me to the pod with the steven seagal video
Such great edits, man.
Holy shit, you're a cum boy?! Mad respect!
Oh I'm also incredibly gay
immediately knew what Nick was doing and I don't even understand Morse code.
A beautiful come back, brother!
Nick “always talking about smokestacks” Mullen
I wish I had the same amount of hate towards something that nick does with a fictional boat sinking
It's not even as sad as when those planes hit those fictional towers
@@Toogs pentagon? Def a missile
look into it
@@josephgilboy6259 2023
Thank you king
That mythbusters episode was garbage because wood varies drastically in density. That door in the film was clearly one of the rich people doors, so obviously it's going to be some dense-ass decorative mahogany or whatever that's going to weight a bunch. You get Rose's mass tittage on that thing and it's already at its max before Jack drags his fat nuts onto it. "But he blew his load, so his nuts wouldn't weight that much!" Wrong. That water weight just got transferred from him to Rose and was actually the only reason he didn't immediately sink the moment he hit the water in the first place. It's basic gayscience.
The hero we need uploads again!
thank god Clangers is back now i dont have to watch laced Vietnamese clips anymore
It’s like my vm greeting message in the beginning if it was sterilized for prime time.
4:29 this laugh is the best ha
Wow lmao I was just watching the original a few hours ago. Thanks for the upload.
Your channel rocks love your edits
The bit about the captain masturbating to the idea of being killed by water Adam had a good one about him sinking the ship on purpose lol
oooh he back! he back!!
I love the song at the end of these clips
Well, you finally got recognized for your work of their podcast.
"The only type of skill I ever acquired in my life is watching a movie and barely remembering parts."
The fact we all knew what he was typing in Morse code, without ever knowing more code
He has risen
Just wanted to say, you elevate the podcast with your visuals and editing. I would've passed on the podcast if it was just audio. Hope you keep making these and it's financially sustainable for you.
Babe wake up, new ClangersTV video just dropped 😩😩
Missed you buddy
i would pay to have more clangers bangers
Should have made it so that Jack and his Italian friend were secretly banging each other but Jack couldn't get on the ship because of the anti-gayness of the time, so he was using Rose as a cover to look straight. Then at the end, Jack's friend is on the large piece of wood and Jack swims up to it, holds out his hand to pull him up but then Rose swims up and they're like "Sorry Rose, there's no room". Rose looks confused, sees they're still holding hands and then with a mortified look on her face, that's when she realizes she's been had and then Jack pushes her away by the heel of his boot. Maybe instead of making Billy Zane's character a misogynist of the era, he's that PLUS he's like an anti gay bigot.
Then call the movie: "Guytanic".
LMFAOOOOOO
Bro never stop making these they’re great
Holy shit RETURN OF THE KING
Return of the king
Would love to see you take on the cumtown players to kill a mockingbird bit. Always thought that had great visual potential
Year of the corvette
I miss seeing Clangers with the Cumtown uploads
Goddamit clangers you did it again
WHen the world neeeded him the most,. he returned
Another clangerstv hit
listening to this remembering when the pod was good
Holy fuck you’re back
He's back!
Saying the nword with morse code is a really good bit
The return of clambers
Fun fact: I have met Bernard Hill (the Captain in the movie) in real life. Truth is, we bumped fists to say hello, too.
Did his daughter stab you to keep you away from him?
Love the videos, still the best.
Waited 7 months for this🤣not disappointed 🤣
Ayy the gay premium clips channel is back. I am gay actor Michael Douglas
Yes.
Finally another post. So hyped
Return Of The King
return of the king
you are doing gods work my friend
Clangers edits introduced me to cumtown. Forever grateful sir
Welcome back, King
Beautiful edit, also I’m Barack Obama and I’m gay
These videos are how future generations will come to know cumtown
8:01 the subliminal message is that he can't get on the same door with her because of class. The love story is all nice and dandy but at the end of the day the poor guy dies and that's the subconscious message, stay in put in your place and respect the social order that has been established for you.
In much the same way that any man in Greek mythology that ever fucked (or just looked at) a goddess dies horrifically.
I don't know where you got the idea that it's subconscious it's titanic it's not a crafty ideological message it's my boy James Cameron, it's extremely obvious
@@octopusexperiment1931 watch Zizek's "A pervert's guide to ideology" to get to the next level.
Really warms my heart when clangers makes another banger
By Jesus, I am gay
WTF is that suit jacket on Harvey?
The elderly couple were based off of a married couple in which one was the owner of Macy's. So adam was right, of course he remembers whose rich🤣
legit get scared you deleted the first titanic video every time I watch this one
We need more of these 😂😂😂😂😂
hell yeah dude.
Titanic 2 pitch: Cal discovers rose is alive and tracks her down. She kills him. Makes perfect sense if you watch old rose explain what happened to him. He… killed himself 😉
i really hope you put out some more videos
Well this aged well
Damn a clangers upload hell yeah dude
-Sir, we got a message from the Titanic!
-What are they saying?
-The n-word about 79 times.
Another Banger video 🙏
The Morse code part is friggin *golden!*
Also, just to clarify *I'm Gay.*