Cumtown: King Kong and Forrest Gump

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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  • @EricLOTRguy
    @EricLOTRguy 2 роки тому +354

    Stav: Run a marathon = MAGIC

    • @puremercury
      @puremercury Рік тому +5

      Fucking miraculous.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Рік тому

      @@puremercury Fucking special olympics.

    • @fshhh
      @fshhh Рік тому +2

      nah people shit themselves running them

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Рік тому +1

      @@fshhh Thats because they dont want to stop and get a worse time, not because theyre exerting themselves to the point of shitting their pants.

    • @fshhh
      @fshhh Рік тому

      @@callanc3925 shitting yourself is shitting yourself

  • @tobyrichardson5317
    @tobyrichardson5317 Рік тому +347

    “When I was hungry, I ate. When I was tired, I slept. When I had to go….you know….I went”
    - Forrest Gump

  • @allighast9714
    @allighast9714 2 роки тому +106

    How are we gonna go on without bits like "that ret*rd is magic" and "I'm angry because you didn't buy me breakfast"

    • @jsahkljdhkashvbosild
      @jsahkljdhkashvbosild 2 роки тому +2

      The show is now missing both a really dumb guy and a fat guy - 2 classic comedy elements

  • @uncledoctor6920
    @uncledoctor6920 Рік тому +59

    Greece can always claw its way out of the crippling debt hole it's in. But this... Stav set their culture back 1000 years.

  • @nld8985
    @nld8985 Рік тому +6

    Stav has reached peak fatness.... He believes jogging long distances is actual magic like fire ball spells 😂😂

  • @carlosnieve1225
    @carlosnieve1225 Рік тому +254

    A serious contender for Stav’s fattest moment

    • @agencyisland5077
      @agencyisland5077 Рік тому +45

      Idk 1000 island stare is pretty hard to beat in my book lmao

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 Рік тому +13

      @@agencyisland5077 1000 island stare is stavs fattest moment for sure

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Рік тому +406

    Stav being so fat he believes you need magic to be able to run long distances has been so funny since I first heard it.

    • @Wingman_
      @Wingman_ Рік тому +50

      Don't forget his favorite part of finding Nemo is when the shark is hungry

    • @MichaelMI88-88
      @MichaelMI88-88 Рік тому +9

      He fatly believes it. 😂

    • @JustAReminder
      @JustAReminder Рік тому +8

      Especially because in the movie they do show him taking a break

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 Рік тому

      ​@@Wingman_or completely forgetting he saw the movie altogether

  • @MinorityRespecter88
    @MinorityRespecter88 Рік тому +61

    The funniest thing about this bit is there is literally a line in Forrest Gump where he says "I stopped to sleep and eat of course"

  • @josh-kf2rd
    @josh-kf2rd Рік тому +52

    "why doesn't Batman ever brush his teeth?"

  • @adamvlassis4090
    @adamvlassis4090 2 роки тому +150

    He literally explains to that old hole on the bench that he ate when he was hungry and slept when he was tired and took a dump when he had to.

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 Рік тому +28

      “Old hole”

    • @themidnightman9798
      @themidnightman9798 Рік тому +9

      ​@@Garrett1240One of the funniest and gayest things I've ever read. Also i'm gay.

  • @adampowell576
    @adampowell576 Рік тому +46

    They obviously didn’t pay attention to the movie because Forrest Gump addresses the bathroom and sleep breaks directly 😂

  • @unlimitedpower3157
    @unlimitedpower3157 Рік тому +33

    Stav really is the worst when it comes to movies. Just, the worst takes a human being can bring to any sense of criticism.

  • @Zacnary
    @Zacnary Рік тому +8

    Thank god for these videos because now people on the Tokyo subway think I’m into soccer and not just some gay guy

  • @johnking7535
    @johnking7535 2 роки тому +38

    I really appreciate these videos. Thanks for making them and sharing.

  • @Petergonzaleztv
    @Petergonzaleztv 2 роки тому +18

    Holy shit stav AMBIGUITY

  • @dillonwalshpvd
    @dillonwalshpvd Рік тому +7

    I actually think I understand Stav’s question, to some extent, and it sort of makes sense. Like is he really doing the stuff or is he just telling stories

  • @harparp7205
    @harparp7205 Рік тому +7

    I’m surprised none of them mentioned that he was a running back at alabama and implied to be their best player.

  • @notmyname9261
    @notmyname9261 Рік тому +11

    "It's cartoon characters . . ."

  • @thomastakeshita4979
    @thomastakeshita4979 Рік тому +10

    I love the insane bass boost. Really adds to the experience

  • @chiefbigbust3351
    @chiefbigbust3351 Рік тому +77

    Stav thinking someone has magic powers because they're jogging is the fattest thing I've ever heard.

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland Рік тому +5

    My favorite part of this is that they do address the breaks lol

  • @carlwinslo
    @carlwinslo Рік тому +22

    Stav has the mentality of a child when it comes to movies. He needs cartoons to explain things to him and thinks Forrest Gump is based on a real person. With that level of mental disability Stav should see if he is capable of running across America with no breaks.

  • @AYFU2
    @AYFU2 Рік тому +2

    Forrest didn't go full retard. He had magic in his side .

  • @samfrash3329
    @samfrash3329 10 місяців тому +1

    Stavs Baltimore accent sometimes sounds like a speech impediment

  • @foxc8646
    @foxc8646 9 місяців тому +1

    I love these intellectuals debating

  • @dyloniusofsparta
    @dyloniusofsparta Рік тому +3

    Missed the scene where Gump explained.

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano Місяць тому

    "That level of ambiguity" was too high for Stav. Not seeing every time Forrest Gump stopped to eat or sht.
    He was definitely lying about "not being tuned in" to the movie, he just didn't watch lmao he ended up ruining a bit set-up. Stav was such a try-hard sometimes

  • @mrjth10000
    @mrjth10000 Рік тому +1

    In the movie forest narrates and literally says "when i was hungry, i ate, when i was tired, i slept, and when i had to use restroom....well"

  • @Schaferlawson
    @Schaferlawson Рік тому +1

    In the movie they say that Forest Gump stops only to sleep, so Stav's whole rant was completely pointless lmao.

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano Місяць тому

    Nick is actually a pretty smart dude lol

  • @ThomasDonnelly1888
    @ThomasDonnelly1888 Рік тому +1

    Gateshead vs Fleetwood Town...

  • @ecarneylaw
    @ecarneylaw 4 місяці тому

    I hate that fucking movie

  • @jkol323
    @jkol323 Рік тому +1

    FELIX OUTTA NOWHERE

  • @user-ih7hc9ey6k
    @user-ih7hc9ey6k 9 місяців тому

    Holy shit 😂

  • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
    @MeltingBuddhaCandle Рік тому

    I heard that the movie explains how Forrest Gump ran across the.. SNOOOOORRREEEEEEE

  • @dinoflame9696
    @dinoflame9696 Рік тому +1

    Jungle gump

  • @musicbygoldenj
    @musicbygoldenj Рік тому +1

    Does King Kong have a tail?

  • @josefbecher4790
    @josefbecher4790 9 місяців тому

    5:38 was actually a deep question...

  • @adi_c-171
    @adi_c-171 Рік тому +2

    the funny thing is he’s right

  • @itsv1p3r
    @itsv1p3r 2 роки тому +16

    Im with stav on the running thing, i was under the impression that he did not stop

    • @Ninjamonkey17
      @Ninjamonkey17 Рік тому +2

      Hell yeah dude

    • @palaven4048
      @palaven4048 Рік тому

      Its ok man there's nothing wrong with being a tard.

    • @bignasty6395
      @bignasty6395 9 місяців тому

      Then just Stav you're not very bright.

  • @jacobstathers8823
    @jacobstathers8823 9 місяців тому +2

    It’s a thought provoking question

  • @genxerfool9797
    @genxerfool9797 Рік тому +1

    Umm, actually, all apes are monkeys but not the other way around.

  • @burnu2240
    @burnu2240 Рік тому +1

    "Oh that's just Forrest, the local idiot"

  • @MikeOcksmallClips
    @MikeOcksmallClips Рік тому +4

    Stav didn’t bring up the only point that could help him 😂 Forest Gump grows a beard while running so that’s what makes it seem like he ran continuously. If it’s implied he made stops why wouldn’t he shave?

    • @unlimitedpower3157
      @unlimitedpower3157 Рік тому +14

      He was in a state of depression after his mom died. Other than basic needs like eating or resting, you can see he wasn't doing much to take care of himself because he simply didn't care.

  • @masontowery8542
    @masontowery8542 Рік тому +3

    Stavros "The Mind" Halkias