Cumtown: Korean Dan Schneider

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  • Опубліковано 21 січ 2025

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  • @mostweasel9550
    @mostweasel9550 2 роки тому +301

    Shout outs to Stav not knowing the difference between aperitifs and digestifs. Inexcusable for a man of his corpulence.

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 2 роки тому +32

      Shots fucking fired

    • @ibigbz
      @ibigbz 2 роки тому +28

      @@lucasottens8506 thats alotta big fucking words

    • @javimiami92
      @javimiami92 2 роки тому +15

      He probably doesn’t know what silverware is.

    • @jjjjackkk
      @jjjjackkk 2 роки тому +50

      To be fair it's kinda hard to know where one meal ends and another starts if you're constantly eating

    • @okilladmityouarerightbut4827
      @okilladmityouarerightbut4827 2 роки тому +10

      Your throwing all these big words around and I don’t know what they mean so I’m gonna take that as disrespect. Now watch your mouth

  • @actualturtle2421
    @actualturtle2421 2 роки тому +109

    Slant Eye Carly is maybe the funniest thing a person has ever said

  • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
    @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 2 роки тому +136

    Always a treat when Nick whips out his Asian voice riffs

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 Рік тому +86

    *'Slant I-Carly'* is nothing short of pure genius

  • @TheMasterpiecePD
    @TheMasterpiecePD 2 роки тому +152

    "Drake Bell seems to be fine"

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Рік тому +1

      Yeah, that's not what happened. DB was busted a few times, had a few psychological problems; Florida.

    • @evanskelton779
      @evanskelton779 10 місяців тому +12

      Aged even worse now somehow

    • @tStevester83
      @tStevester83 8 місяців тому +1

      aged HORRIFICALLY

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 8 місяців тому

      Did something happen a month ago? I know he went to prison but that was the last tike i heard about him

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 Рік тому +48

    Stav's completely inexplicable and unabashed cackle hearing about the suicide of a kpop singer is so funny for some reason

  • @orionfell
    @orionfell 10 місяців тому +41

    2:07 nicks autistic need to reference the simpsons in any possible scenario is so funny to me

    • @nicolasvidal92
      @nicolasvidal92 8 місяців тому +11

      He literally blurts it into the mic, it's so fucking good

    • @MetalheadNation
      @MetalheadNation 3 місяці тому +1

      @@nicolasvidal92It’s the little details like this that elevates the podcast to high art

  • @GrandmaDaewood
    @GrandmaDaewood 2 роки тому +38

    Lol Stav, it IS gochujang… and the logic of wanting to eat “fresh” FERMENTED bean paste is awesome. FYI gochujang is an interesting ingredient for tomato and meat sauces for pasta dishes. Adds a little heat and a little funk

  • @Quitu1849
    @Quitu1849 2 роки тому +72

    i wish i desired anything in this life as much as nick desires to say racial slurs at the slightest provocation

    • @JamesR23
      @JamesR23 2 роки тому

      Provocation

    • @Quitu1849
      @Quitu1849 2 роки тому

      @@JamesR23 they say correcting typos online is the manifesation of an unconscious urge to gag on thick hary cock, the more you do it the gayer you become

    • @iamgubbler95
      @iamgubbler95 2 роки тому

      Provocation

    • @stewpidasso8810
      @stewpidasso8810 2 роки тому +11

      @@iamgubbler95 Prostate Prolapse

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 2 роки тому

      @@JamesR23 He was provoked

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 2 роки тому +75

    Dan Schneider, ‘The Hymen Divider’

    • @TheMr.R
      @TheMr.R 2 роки тому +5

      Sounds like a dark souls boss, good job fuggle

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle 2 роки тому +27

      @@TheMr.R Dan Schneider, 'The Minor Defiler'

    • @zizzyballuba4373
      @zizzyballuba4373 2 роки тому

      Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Scheider

    • @ChiggidyChuck
      @ChiggidyChuck 2 роки тому +28

      Dan hold her tighter she's a fighter schneider

    • @Kancerru
      @Kancerru 2 роки тому +11

      Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider

  • @zachhagan6239
    @zachhagan6239 2 роки тому +24

    Dan “get in the van” Schneider

  • @TheRealVicSage
    @TheRealVicSage 2 роки тому +18

    Was eating a burger when they arrived at “Dog Burger”. That shits hilarious

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 9 місяців тому +9

    How about KKK-pop and it has a bunch of teenage girl fans going "I main Billy-Bob", "we stan Bubba" etc.

    • @sangrieki
      @sangrieki 9 місяців тому

      not funny and gay

  • @hendo1877
    @hendo1877 2 роки тому +40

    Does anybody know if korean guys like dad bods?

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 2 роки тому +15

      Only if you've got money.

    • @mhm6
      @mhm6 2 роки тому

      There is no such thing as a gay Korean.

    • @mhm6
      @mhm6 2 роки тому +8

      Not on my watch

    • @vVlisterfiend
      @vVlisterfiend 2 роки тому +14

      Pretending to be a homosexual isn't funny. Anyways, I love this show where they replace the words of songs with lyrics about being gay.

  • @and1ofwgkta
    @and1ofwgkta 2 роки тому +28

    stav is Pavlov's hog

  • @hals6118
    @hals6118 2 роки тому +18

    "What's her name? Ding Dong Bing Bop Birthday?"

  • @MugenDad
    @MugenDad 10 місяців тому +4

    “Maybe Rosé is blackpink” hidden gem

  • @kingofsting19
    @kingofsting19 2 роки тому +10

    Dog with Your Choice of Sides

  • @2trains182
    @2trains182 2 роки тому +6

    The very oldparents

  • @shredvansshredquarters
    @shredvansshredquarters Рік тому

    that quick ass little "sHHH" Nic hits Adam's interruption has me dying

  • @ferrisbueller9991
    @ferrisbueller9991 2 роки тому +39

    Dan is really a horrid creature.

  • @shayZero
    @shayZero 2 роки тому +23

    The suite life of Xii and Loji

  • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
    @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 роки тому +6

    I'm not sure I got where they were going with shutting down the alternative name for "Good/Dog Burger".
    Help me out?

  • @2trains182
    @2trains182 2 роки тому +8

    Catdog, and it's extremely terrified of people and anything that's hot, for some reason

  • @2trains182
    @2trains182 2 роки тому +22

    Samsung SquarePants

  • @OhHeBustin
    @OhHeBustin 2 роки тому +7

    17:10 was amazing

  • @Czeckie
    @Czeckie Рік тому

    this is insane, but two years ago this bit got me into kpop and now I am a TWICE stan

  • @cutie1427
    @cutie1427 2 роки тому +10

    Drake bell seems to be doing well…

  • @Fat1990
    @Fat1990 3 місяці тому +1

    Dang Schneider

  • @493HZ
    @493HZ 7 місяців тому +1

    Kel having to make weight for All That 😂😂😂😂

  • @monsignorerasmus.6441
    @monsignorerasmus.6441 2 роки тому +22

    The Kpop scene has a suprising amount of suicides

    • @glurganergc4856
      @glurganergc4856 2 роки тому +29

      Not at all surprising when you have even a cursory knowledge of how they're treated

    • @monsignorerasmus.6441
      @monsignorerasmus.6441 2 роки тому +8

      @@glurganergc4856 its very sad.

    • @JR-zi9vj
      @JR-zi9vj 2 роки тому

      @@glurganergc4856 all i knoe is from korean webtoons about korea LOL

    • @SpecialAgentSamCooper
      @SpecialAgentSamCooper 3 місяці тому

      Womp womp

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano 7 місяців тому +2

    They have BTSD 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ishaansingh9705
    @ishaansingh9705 2 роки тому +4

    does anyone know the name of this episode

  • @marktully9090
    @marktully9090 2 роки тому +6

    Just regular goooooooooooo........

  • @manchagojohnsonmanchago6367
    @manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 2 роки тому +8

    Queerean gaypop

  • @420jamamaw
    @420jamamaw 2 роки тому +2

    Make-ah tv show

  • @garrettchandler1948
    @garrettchandler1948 2 роки тому +1

    What episode is this

  • @sealife12
    @sealife12 2 роки тому +33

    Is it normal for a new resident of Cumtown to hate Adam? I hate Adam right now.

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 2 роки тому +33

      It's a requirement

    • @chuckles3116
      @chuckles3116 2 роки тому +60

      It’s the first step, eventually, you will grow to understand that he is the only one willing to
      be seriously mocked, and that Stav is just a laugh track.

    • @billballinger5622
      @billballinger5622 2 роки тому +41

      You will eventually grow to like him, and despise Stav

    • @cygmusmandulis7533
      @cygmusmandulis7533 2 роки тому +1

      @@billballinger5622 he will eventually not grow

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 2 роки тому

      Did you realize yet that he was more essential to the show than Stavros?

  • @jaydinledford6990
    @jaydinledford6990 Рік тому

    Hell yeah dude

  • @DerkaBakalakadaka
    @DerkaBakalakadaka Місяць тому

    Stav tripping saying Lisa is not that hot

  • @erikreddington461
    @erikreddington461 2 роки тому +7

    They talk about how old Korean girl is BUT all Koreans are one year old at time of birth...Did You Know. Your welcome. "Culture, it makes us better than you"

    • @erikreddington461
      @erikreddington461 2 роки тому +1

      Now for some extra culture for those who also find this disgusting; the US 8th Army stationed in Korea has legal rights allowing "relations" at 16 years old, while that person is actually 15 by our american law in US, but 16 in Korea. Did You Know?
      A fxcking disgrace. I actually saw just this thing happen...twice

    • @erikreddington461
      @erikreddington461 2 роки тому +3

      One guy was 28, the other...37 and he had rank with substantial responsibility. Like leading several hundred combat soldiers

    • @MemeMan_MEMESQUAD
      @MemeMan_MEMESQUAD Рік тому

      @@erikreddington461 oh yeah! disgusting! lol

  • @DavidLLambertmobile
    @DavidLLambertmobile Рік тому +1

    Drake Bell: 2023 is NOT ok. 📂 Do some research. Hes a hot mess!

  • @booognish
    @booognish 2 роки тому +2

    Play a better game 🥵

  • @mrwassef
    @mrwassef 4 місяці тому

    Lisa and Dahyun look nothing alike 😂