Magneto Always Wins
Вставка
- Опубліковано 26 лют 2023
- Magneto is so strong!!! Can the X-Man (1992) stand a chance?? Yes probably!!
Wolverine voiced by @VoiceoverRequiem
Jean Grey voiced by @funnywes
Colossus voiced by @DoobusGoobus
Art by @TheFrenchPineapple
Second channel: @Solidusjj
Patreon: / solidjj - Ігри
There was one point in the comics where Magneto realized that atoms themselves have a magnetic field. He can literally pull people apart on the atomic level. The X-Men are so incredibly lucky that he's one of the more reasonable villains.
so, theoretically, he could destroy literally any character who isn't incorporeal
@@jeremyabbott4537 even incorporeal people still have atoms, I don't think you can just Pryde your way out of that
Or the writers just don’t wanna make him ridiculously over powered because that would make him literally unstoppable
You think that’s op storm apparently can control anything that counts as weather including cosmic storms.
One of the more reasonable villains?
"I was a victim of one of, if not the worst form of human genocide in recorded history and wish enact that very same genocide against anyone who doesn't have a mutant gene, despite the fact I've hooked up with and had children* with a hot Romani human woman."
* I believe Wanda and Pietro's parentage is still under question.
Honestly, how is he compared to their other enemies....
"We are programmed to eliminate all mutants. Human's have the possibility of carrying recessive mutant genes and passing them on to their progeny, therefore all humans must be enslaved."
"I will manipulate human evolution and bring about the age of mutants no matter how many lives I have to destroy to achieve it!"
"I am a literal fucking Egyptian GOD powered by space magic tech!"
"We're from the government and we're here to help!"
.....yeah, he is the most reasonable of them.
“No bones” absolutely killed me
Should have absolutely killed him too.
bro went from "nothing but piercing agony" to "slightly miffed"
Somebody has been eating their pizza boneless.
I mean Wolverine has come back from worse
@@m0ckyzo185 thats what a super human healing factor will do for you
I love how Magneto is reasonable to the point where he'll leave Colossus alone when he sits out
Magneto straight up doesn't want to fight.
Not even a fight at all at that point.
@@SSD_Penumbra Not fight, only that he's fair and a good sport.
Remember that his crusade Is against humans, not his fellow mutants.
Tbf, it’s “organic metal” basically it isn’t magnetic. Same reason as how he isn’t able to control everything metal, so metals aren’t magnetic.
Though if he’s able to control anything through the electromagnetic force (literally one of the main 4 forces of nature, gravity, electromagnetism, strong nuclear force, and weak nuclear force.) with control of the electromagnetic force he could basically rip apart basically anything. Since he controls electrons themselves, but also protons, so he also would have full power over light.
@@bananaeclipse3324 "organic metal" has always been pretty dumb because it still would have iron in it, as skin as iron in it and that organic metal would almost certainly just be a type of extra epidermis comprised of higher than normal levels of iron.
“Whoa, I feel tingly.”
*No wine has aged more nicely than this.*
Demayo gave him the script a year in advance
I was wondering if someone had already commented this after the newest episode dropped. Solid jj predicted the future 😂
@@renecathelineaud7296 no, this it's a famous storyline in the comics
@@razo5567 he didn't predicted the future he just refenced a really famous story
The image that shows up after that line looks really gruesome if you pause at the right time...
I managed to screenshot it :D
It's funny how everyone talks about how op Magneto is and all of them forget that he literallly wears a helmet 24/7 just because Professor X exists.
But, professor x is also in a metal wheelchair so... Yoink
Unless he's in that plastic wheelchair from X2
i don’t know the lore
To be fair, electromagnetic waves don’t seem like it’ll stop mind warping
@@ericdilbeck1351 1:09
I love how his superhero videos always start out with very cliche superhero dialogue then just descend into like “it’s always sunny in Philadelphia” level of talking😂
For some reason it always reminds me of that ProZD skit where the super-team beats the bad guy with the powers of friendship, caring, love, and incredible violence.
"Magnets, bitch."
Kind of reminds of X:Men Evolution where the B squad from both sides would have casual banter whenever they fought and Charles/Wolverine/Magneto/Mystique weren't around.
Either it’ll be like a huge argument, someone gets rlly injured or killed, or like awkward small talk
@its just me you mean ascend
I love how Scott has a giant, highly powerful laser coming nonstop out of his eyes and never thinks to try shooting it at Magneto
You ever tried thinking about anything but the pain while staring directly into the sun?
Didn't even look at the guy who stole his eyewear to consider going to retrieve it.
Pretty sure he's blind while the laser fires.
@@calliecalamity8787 Yeah but Magneto is a comic book villain he's loud as shit
@calliecalamity8787 The laser is always firing, he's always blind.
Magneto is so powerful in the comics. There's a (fairly recent) scene where his heart gets ripped out, but he forces the iron in his blood to circulate through his body and keep him alive.
Edit: Also, Wolverine got the adamantium ripped off his bones (like in this video) in the 90s
I don't see how the blood would oxygenate, though. In about forty-five seconds he'd run out of oxygenated blood and die anyway.
@@weneedaladder8384 he'd just breathe normally?
@@weneedaladder8384 the lungs?
@@Krab17 I would assume that something traumatic enough to tear your heart out would also deflate your lungs.
Although I suppose Magneto doesn't need his lungs, if he's running blood through the hole in his chest then I suppose that blood would be able to exchange gasses with the air I guess.
In that specific scenario he did end up dying anyway he was just able to stay alive long enough to kill the guy who ripped out his heart
I like how Logan presumably survived his brain being turned off because of his healing factor, although the loss of his entire body might take a lot longer to heal.
I assume the sound of falling after saying “No bones.” Was not probably because he had regenerated at least a part of his skeleton at that point and managed to get up. The reason he then fell is because he fell unconscious.
@@ThefifthBishopofGord he should still have his skeleton though, all magneto did was strip the metal from his skeleton, not take the bones out.
@@ThefifthBishopofGord he should still have his skeleton though, all magneto did was strip the metal from his skeleton, not take the bones out.
Tbh.....he has actually healed from worse
@@redder_well the metal is attached to his bones. Like while yes magneto probably could have just taken the metal out. It’s a lot easier to not, plus I don’t feel like magneto would be that merciful lol
Gotta respect how Magneto called Colossus "comrade"
He was most likely liberated by them
Well, it's kinda entire Magneto thing, is pro-mutant to the fault.
@@ReichLife magneto is like a modern hitler
@@Matt-xc6sp In the 1990s cartoon it was Captain America and Wolverine that rescued Magneto from his concentration camp. Though I'm sure there are other sources where it played out differently.
I do?
Gotta love how magneto decided to spare colossus. He was smart and knew not to mess with magneto
Magneto respects a man who knows his limits.
Everyone likes Colossus.
Magneto did once rip out Wolverine's skeleton. And that's how we ended up with Bone Claws Wolverine. Which also massively powered up his healing factor, which no longer had to constantly be healing dead tissue from the Adamantium constantly poisoning his body.
But his skeleton was encapsuled in metal.... So, how would he get the bones out there?
@@obiwanfisher537 Healing powers. He'll grow new ones.
The pain was soo bad it got rid of his nose
Fatal Attractions....I can't remember the issue # I'd have to dig through a pile of my old comic books and stuff to find it. It was the high point of the entire X-Men comics...after that, and the Phalanx saga, everything kinda went downhill, imo.
I mean I never read the comics but in the movies wolverine had bone claws before undergoing an experiment that covered his skeleton in metal so wouldn't he be bone claw wolverine before undergoing that experiment or am I wrong? Genuinely asking
I love how everything Magneto said is something he actually did in the comics
Except he CAN'T control blood. That was just a joke from X2 about the guard being injected with ferrofluid the scene before.
And yet he was beaten because of a wooden toy gun.
@@BuildinWings There actually *was* an issue back in the early 90s where Magneto basically shows up to an event with the X-Men and all the various second-string teams and makes everyone hold still while he gives a big long "come to my side" recruitment speech to them. It was part of the same storyline, in fact, as the one where he rips the metal off of Wolverine's bones. Fatal Attractions Magneto was really enjoying his power creep (until, conveniently, he got his brain turned off...this video may have been a summary all along...).
@@BuildinWings he killed a racist once by making a nail out of the iron that he ripped out of his blood and shoved it into the dudes head
@@fredhagen-gates8091 Based Magneto
0:23 This moment aged incredibly well after X-men 97 episode 9
Both the video and that episode are both just referring back to this happening in the comics all the way back in 1993. The result a few issues later is we find out Wolverine's claws weren't solely a result of the weapon X program and he had bone claws before that.
@@griffindault That I knew
But no one expected them to actually take from the comic storyline which is why that scene was so shocking
1:17 “Jean I will literally burst every vein in your body if you so much as give me a fortune telling” best line
Didn't make as much sense tho considering she's a stronger telepath and kinetic than Charles, she could just do the same
@@smorgasbordbipples8106 Except she doesn't need to care if what she's manipulating has a magnetic pull. Although technically everything has a magnetic pull, so there's that.
"How you doing Wolverine"
"No bones"
I had held myself together until that point 🤣 broke me
Ah, Magneto broke your bones as well, huh. Good job holding yourself together without a skeleton.
I'm glad someone else found this as funny as I did, I nearly collapsed from laughter at "no bones"
“Oh” - Prof X
omg same dude same
The voice acting on Logan was so damn good I was cracking up the whole time every time he spoke.
Fun fact: the iron in your blood isn't ferromagnetic. Also, the human body stores about 1 to 3 grams of iron in their body.
Someone once asked how many exsanguinated adults would be required to forge a sword. Came out to somewhere in the mid two hundred range, I think. Which is screwed up, but less than I thought it'd be.
well, they're still comics, time travel is child's play in them, so it doesn't surprise me that they can do something like that without respecting the laws of logistics or physics
@Hope in the Interstice
Yes, we've all seen the cell breakout scene in X-Men 3...
It's either diamagnetic or paramagnetic depending on whether it is oxygenated blood. He can still affect it.
@@eldorados_lost_searcher yea, but better idea, slowly drown the blood out them. Then you only need 1 person.
Fun fact: Magneto's magnetism Is so strong he could pretty much boil ALL the water within your body just by looking at you wrong.
I remember in xmen 2 he escaped prison by turning the iron in the blood of his jailer into bullets.
@@chadbusch8541in X-Men 2 he cheated, Mystique injected the guard with pure iron dust beforehand, they nerfed him a lot because he had to be a real villain while that's not the case in the comics... remember that in the comics he is just preparing to the war he's sure is coming, and the X-Men are just trying to prevent that war. So they aren't really enemies but more like two points of view trying to achieve the same, the survival of the Homo Superiori specie. Magneto only fight them to stop them from interfering in his plans, NOT to really defeat them, because he knows that ultimately their method would be the best chance, he just doesn't expect it to really work...
I think the creators created him as a fun strong little concept but soon realized the sheer fucking force this man could have
And like all comics they later on made him absolutely overpowered. Magneto ends up discovering he can manipulate the magnetic links between atoms and he can basically manipulate anything that exists, and he even becomes immune to Xavier's mind control with sheer will power. And considering how insanely strong Xavier is, that is an immense feat
@@federicopalacios7439 Comics always overpower their characters to infinity. Sometimes it goes so far you can't even tell if it's meant to be a parody or meant to be serious. Like the latest Superman crap has gone full into the territory of powerderp.
This actually happened to Logan in the comics and Magneto did it. He just grew back regular Bone Bones. Also that's where we learned he has bone claws
wasn't the adamantium grafted to him? So he always had regular bones but it was just coated with admantium.
No, he just pulled the adamantium coating off the bones. It also wore out his healing factor for a while.
Huh I always thought regen was his power and claws were a bonus from that weapon x stuff. TIL I guess.
@@RisingRevengeance No, he was a mutant from the start. Depending on the origin story you believe, he might have gotten the claws from Weapon X, but he always had the rest of his powers.
I recall hearing that comic also said that adamantium was super toxic and Logan's healing factor was constantly detoxing him limiting what else he could recover from before that point.
“Hey Logan how you doi-“
“No bones”
“Oh”
0:24 this certainty aged well
That already happened in comics
Reminder that most of Magneto's "defeats" are just convincing conversations most of the time because 9/10 times there's no way in hell he's gonna lose in a fight.
with the exception of doom, who always seems to kick his elderly ass to the moon
You mean, he was "Talk no jutsu"ed?
"I carved thus gun out of wood"
@@ellachino4799 well doom is doom
@@cazmatism FOOT DIVE
The "Theres no heaven or hell, only darkness" is actually really funny considering both heaven and hell are actual canonical places in their universe.
Which implies Magnetos soul got rejected by both.
Or it implies that it really is just a brain turn off switch and they aren't really dead. just almost completely unconscious like when you're put under for surgery.
@@Cloverpotato Yeah Solid JJ's fans look way too deep into some things I swear
@@blaykay-4797 its kinda fun tho
Didn't they make Nightcrawler abandon his Catholic faith recently or something, despite literally knowing that heaven is real and God is there?
@@robertbeisert3315 In fairness, is it faith when you explicitly know it to be real? Also, for what I understand, isn’t The One Above All it’s own thing and not straight up the Abrahamic God, unlike The Presence of DC.
RAN to this after X-men ‘97 episode 8. I know it’s in the comics but this is the first thing I thought of
This aged well in X-Men 97
I even saved image of Magneto removing adamantium from Logan 's body
He learned from the wooden gun incident
a wooden gun...
@@jeremyabbott4537 Reed Richards literally gas lit him with a wooden gun into thinking his powers didn't work, since it couldn't affect the gun. Got him to turn himself in, thinking he was powerless.
@@ZulatobariGreatforge Wait, fr? Is this in the comics or animated series?
@@jacobblack9496 it's actually in the old animated series
@@jacobblack9496 In an old Fantastic Four animated series.
I just love how this video summarizes just how broken both Magneto and Xavier really are when the story just have them know in full details what they can do with their powers and essentially mention feats they have done in the comics.
Isn't that sort of the problem with the comics when they become so stupidly powerful like the flash?
Previously he was just super fast. But no.
Now he can move so fast he breaks and repairs the multiverse and just goes away reading and learning fucking nuclear physics like Metroman in Megamind walking away to read.
"Yeah sure I'm so fast I'm actually faster than instantaneous teleportation somehow, Goku eat your beans out."
@@magnusm4 pretty much, it's basically when writers get a tad too creative and look deeper into a character's power and...Proceed to conclude there's an unopened box of things that power can do and behold, it's now a part of that character's moveset until plot demands they just forget how it works.
I’ve always been a massive proponent of showing off what characters can actually do so I loved this video.
@@DevilPogoStick yyyyyitadee
@@magnusm4 to be fair they do explain why they don't do the op thing, like that helmet being there to block Xavier's "trade my legs for mental powers" uh power....
Watching this after the new episode of Xmen 97 is crazy
love how this is essentially the new 97 episode
This actually happened to Wolverine once in the comics. IIRC, without the metal in his bones constantly keeping his healing factor busy, he gained his full power and turned into a feral beast.
Yeh, he really did see a Picasso. Stupid fucking squares
Yep, lost his nose and wore a big dumb bandana. Turned into a caveman.
Yup. Some of us were alive for that, ya know.
It was dope, btw. 😁
So you're saying the adamantium is actually harmful to Wolferine?
@@robolencca-0126 It's poisonous. That's part of why they couldn't just give it to anyone, only a very few people could handle it. Those with a healing factor.
Well, to be fair, Jean Grey could also burst every vein in Magento's body
True, psychic powers are basically magnetic powers but with not restrictions
But could she do it first?
@@shadefire8605 If he stands around threatening to do it instead of actually doing it, yeah
@@shadefire8605 I think that he has significantly better reflex feats overall, but there's really no *reason* why a drastically younger person who regularly engages in superhero special-forces training shouldn't be at least as fast as him.
@@eduardopantoja9115 I don't know, magentism is one of the 4 energies of the universe.
The problem with such a broad description of a power like "You can control magnetism" or "You can control metal" means you really have no limits
This aged well
So nice of him to let Colossus slide like that
Hey, if he doesn’t want to be there, that's okay.
Colossus would have died and had his iron sucked dry he had to
Bro said dont try and colossus didnt try so it might have earned him a pss
Colossus smart enough to know when he brought a knife to a tactical nuke fight.
Funny enough, these and more are all canon abilities he has in the comics and part of the reason he's considered one of the strongest/most dangerous mutants. Other stuff he's done includes holding major cities hostage by moving sattelites over them and threatening to drop them on the cities, messed with the earths magnetic poles and caused massive flooding, and tanked a nuclear blast with his electromagnetic shield.
I do kind of wonder how the hell he creates that force. Like sure, he can create magnetic fields, but you would need a damn strong magnetic field to hold a satellit over a city. I mean, I also have the ability to lift a wooden stick from the ground, but does that mean I can threaten people by throwing trees at them?
@@wjzav1971 It's not just creation of magnetic fields, he can manipulate existing fields as well. So if he's doing something that seems too much he's probably manipulating the earth's magnetic field to give himself the needed boost in power.
@@4Entropy44 but earths magnetic field is quite weak by itself lol
@@xbox70333 sometimes it pays not to overthink things
He's actually one of the weaker omega level mutants because the classification is filled with multiversal gods
Love how Magneto used his power on Wolverine because he knew it wouldn’t kill him and he just wanted to warn the others
Anybody here after X Men season 1 finale?
What makes this even better is that not only can comic Magneto do all of this, but he can do even more stupidly overpowered nonsense. The guy can absorb the entire magnetic field of a planet and then hit you with it.
Magneto solos thanos. In a variety of ways.
I could've sworn that is actually one of his moves in the old fighting games he was in.
Magneto has tried to remove someone's "life-force" with magnetism a couple of times.
So all that was stopping him was education?
@@tricksterjoy9740 Yeah, but not Uranos, Thanos' grandpa.
Fun fact, all of this happened in X-Men #25. Magneto sent an electromagnetic pulse across Earth that screwed shit up, so Xavier led a strike team to stop Magneto. Magneto ripped out Wolverine’s Adamantium, and Xavier shit down Magneto’s brain.
He...he did what?
@Nightjar OH GOD I JUST NOTICED.
xavier thinks this is five nights at fuckboy's
@@Sarsenwood -Shut down. Damn... I'm not gonna fix the typo now. It's too funny.
@Nightjar aint that the truth. I refuse to fix it now.
Boop
Is no one gonna talk about how good that magneto voice is?
It was just filled with the exaggerated swagger of a holocaust survivor.
Well the male doing Jean Grey kinda balances things out.
It’s the same voice he uses for Yugio.
@@crownedshyness9656 Jesus Christ this made me laugh.
I preferred the Jean Grey voice 😂
So uh... yeah... we're here again
The funniest part of the animated series was when Charles made Magneto relive the horrors of war.
Wait isn't Magneto a holocaust survivor...
Oh my God.
@@blob7963 What if I told you Professor X had the dawg in him?
Without taking off his helmet
@@blob7963in the animated series he’s from an undetermined country wrapped in an undetermined conflict
@@bentwomey384 Still, he essentially sent him back and got him so upset that Magneto straight up fled because of it.
0:56 *And that is why Colossus is the smartest X-Man.*
Man looks like he’s all brawn, but he still got brains
Bro predicted the future. 💀
Welp, they did it
I never miss a Solid jj video
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.4
Don’t read the comments section! 🔥😡👿😈😁😆
@Don't Read My Profile Picture I read all 3
Me 2, some might say it's cuz the videos are Solid gold ;)
Ikr his videos is top craft
writing
Your aim must be great
it’s so funny how Wolverine is still somehow alive during the whole thing
Edit: thank you guys for correcting me, I know he can regenerate now I was just making a dumb comment lol👍
That's Wolverine's power.
in the comics it nearly does kill him and drives him feral
@@random3x70
I think people hated that story line
I mean, he's come back from worse.
@@shadowdragonlord2295 resurrecting from a single drop of blood is a bit much, imho.
Coming back to this after today's X-Men 97 episode
I love how Magento's boasting about being a God, gets his brain turned off, and the moment he comes back he starts panicking about there being no afterlife.
The funniest part of this for me was Colossus just dipping in the middle of the fight and Magneto just letting him go.
Colossus doesn't have a healing factor. He did that to Wolverine because he knew he'd be... well, not okay, but he'd live.
Magneto may be a human hating extremist and terrorist, but he's got standards. Frankly, that'd likely be how their interaction goes in the actual comics.
If you look at some of the stuff Magneto has pulled in the comics (Y’know, moving faster than light, manipulating atoms, some other ludicrously overpowered crap) you realise it’s a miracle he ever loses
More like comics are just dumb power fantasies and every writer after the one that did that (whatever THAT was) pretends it never happens because they need someone who doesn't require the Phoenix or Eternity or Living Tribunal to put down.
@@blacksage2375 Same with Star Wars. I don't consider those comics or books canon cause if Jedi can move faster than light, jump across planets, read minds, super heal back all injuries, super mega strength and such. Then that just retcons the entire damn movie and series cause how the fuck does the masters of these powers ever get overwhelmed by a bunch of clones with tracer rounds?!
And how doesn't the entire fucking universe know about this?! Oh sure the jedi died out but you don't just forget LITERAL GOD LIKE DESTRUCTION OF ALL LIFE POWERS in less than a life time! It's like if they banned nuclear bombs in the 50s and nobody today remember what they are.
@@magnusm4 I think the video game star wars jedi knight outcast has a good middle ground with the power of some of the more out there jedi powers. Like with force heal you have to be sitting still in a meditative stance at rank 1 to even do it but even at the higher ranks where you can move around and do it but still can't attack at the same time. Plus i think force heal should not be able to heal someone from death or near death. I feel like star wars force unleashed is the point where we start getting into the stupid stuff like moving a whole big ass ship from space down to the surface.
this is a silly remarc don't start an argument
I must've missed this reply back then but lol, there's a hilarious instance where Mr. Fantastic tricks Magneto into surrendering by having a "gun" that is not magnetic. Magneto fears for his life and asks how Mr. Fantastic did it. He revealed that it was just made of wood and wouldn't even fire. Magneto let himself stay captured out of embarrassment!
Well this has aged well.
The fact this happened during the latest episode of X-men 97 is just too funny for me
I like how Xavier made it very clear he didn't kill Magneto yet Magneto was convinced he did lol
Probably Xavier _did_ technically make him brain-dead, but knows how to "restart" the brain somehow.
I reckon it might be something similar to an induced locked-syndrome with complete sensory deprivation.
Hence why everyone thinks they're dead when they suddenly experience endless darkness and silence.
Magneto was unconscious during the explanation
He's top tier in Marvel Vs Capcom 2 for a reason
And Xmen Vs Street Fighter, and COTA, and Marvel 3. He's good in every game he's in.
What about Mutant Academy 1 and 2? And Legends 1 and 2?
He's Mag-fuckin-Neto
2LK
but can he beat FOOT DIVE!
fun fact, Magneto actually did rip the metal from Wolverine's bones at one point in the comics
Yeah, the version of this video clearly did the exact same "fluid" look as they did in the comics!
Even funner fact, it didn't even do anything to Wolverine. His healing factor just grew the bones back for him. Albeit ordinary bones, not ones made of adamantium.
@@taicanium oh it did something, without the adamantium his powers accelerated and caused him to go feral
@@waross8214 Ah yeah, fair. It's been years since I read the comics.
well this aged.
1:36 literally the plot of Ultimatum
I want to see him control non-ferrous aluminum by inducing electromagnetic eddy currents, or deflect charged particles through magnetism and control where lightning strikes. There's a lot of potential OP here.
His powers are bullshit.
You've got me thinking about some cool abilities for him,
I don't quite know his range, but couldn't he pull a Meteor onto any location on Earth?
Or create a gap in the Earth's magnetic sphere and burn someone with the solar radiation of the Sun.
And what about the strength of his power? I wonder if he could create a small black hole or a neutron star or to tear them apart.
*ahem*
NEEEERRRRRDDDD
jokes aside, yeah if he really just controls magnetic fields he's incredibly broken- because he can just induce currents into things.
@@0ne0fmany He's done that. Asteroid M, Avalon. A giant Planet buster bullet.
It really depends on how powerful and precise Magneto's control over electromagnetic fields are. Jean has been powerful enough to resist any attempts to pull her blood out of her body (she has Uber Telekinesis, which doesn't even require the excuse of magnetism to do stuff), and fast enough to pull that helmet off with her mind and then turn the brain switch off.
But that's the fun of X-Men, the completely OP powers alongside stuff like Cyclops shooting punches out of his eyes.
And cyclops can face the entire team, and win. With punches from his eyes.
@@woomod2445 Except for Storm, she tends to beat Slim even without her powers
Punch beams from the lunch dimension
Yep.
Phoenix's potentual is way beyond Magnetos.
But her controll over it is pittifull.
Magneto though has full controll ovrr his powers
I thing Mags gets horrific migraines if he uses his powers too much, Jeans turns "Dark"" is she uses her powers too much, and Cyke can vaporize mountains with his eye punches but loses them if left in the dark too long.
Who's here after the new episode 😭😭😭
GOD this aged well
1:04 Wouldn't taking Cyclop's visor away just result in him firing his eye laser at Magneto constantly with no way to turn it off until Magneto dies or gives him his visor back? I mean, the visor just _prevents_ him from instantly blasting anything he looks at and he's currently looking in Magneto's direction to talk to him. That's like having someone pointing a machine gun at you and then you use your OP telekinesis to pull the trigger.
What if Magneto stepped behind one of his teammates?
You are questioning the spacial logic of a solid jj video
@@Taudstein
How could I not? Mysterio could access the third dimension!
Magneto makes force fields too, so it's not much of an issue.
It would have been funnier if Cyclops looked at Jean and turned her into ashes, then she'd just be Grey. 🤣
0:10 I appreciate the nod to Scott’s sometimes canon (but always dumb) mutant ability to do math really well 👍🏼
That's a mutant ability? I just thought he was well educated by xavier
@@edwardheppenstall8690 Specifically it’s an uncanny sense of spatial awareness and trigonometry. It’s supposed to be an explanation for how he can bounce his optic blasts really well.
Side note: it’s my head canon that Scott teaches math at the institute.
@@edwardheppenstall8690
No no, Scott can "see" the world in angles and stuff like that, it's less of a mutation and more of a savant syndrome or something like that
@@mongeeses7112 He has the same super power as Cap then, who canonically uses trig to calculate how and where to bounce his shield off objects so that it will return to him.
Yeah, the thing most comic book writers don’t understand is that Magneto’s mutant power is _complete mastery of one of the four fundamental forces that govern the laws of physics._
He’s basically the god of the Electro-Magnetic Force. Which is the thing responsible for chemical reactions, molecules, radio waves, light, electricity, particle accelerators, how our brains work, why physical objects are even able to interact with each other at all, and a whole bunch of other things. Like, literally the only reason you’re not being pulled through the ground by the Earth’s gravitational field is because your body’s electromagnetic field is powerful enough to repel the electromagnetic field of whatever it is you’re standing on right now. When you cut a sandwich in half, you’re using the knife to slice through the electromagnetic field of the sandwich and splitting it into two smaller electromagnetically contained units of molecules. _And Magneto has complete control over the laws of reality that make that a thing._
If the writers had any idea how anything worked, Magneto would be unbeatable.
Depending on precision, and so fourth.
The only reason they beat him half the time is because he and Charles have a good relationship and he doesn't like beating up children. Like there was one time where he didn't throw missiles at the school because Iceman was crying so he just sat down and talked to the kid and gave him his helmet to wear. His entire first fight with them was him putting on a show so his ex-best friend's team would have a good debut. The first time he was arrested and tried was because he accidentally electrocuted Kitty Pryde and realized she was a teenager so he quit.
His origin story was that his family was killed and killed everyone there upon discovering his powers
Yeah but what are his pronouns
I mean when you consider some beings in the marvel universe can control reality itself, Magneto is pretty tame.
0:37 Standard family guy cutaway
Is funny how Magneto is supposed to be a genious on the same level as Professor X but in most stories he doesn't realize how broken his power is and instead just throws chunks of metal at his enemies.
Alternatively, he does and is choosing to play by gentleman's rules
@@davidhong1934 Indeed. It wouldn't be a very fun game of chess if you just flipped the board to win every time.
@@davidhong1934 Depends on the version. There's an old Fantastic 4 cartoon where Reed Richards tricked Magneto into thinking his powers were broken by using a wooden gun. Reed told him it was a trick. Magneto, still somehow defeated, allowed the police to handcuff him and put him in a metal cop car which he didn't even try to escape from.
@CertifiedDoc haha that was literally the first thing I thought of when I saw this skit.
@@davidhong1934 as much as Magneto gets pushed into being so like the Nazis he hates, he really doesn't want to. His whole sthick was please gives us human rights and leave us alone. He got everything he ever wanted when the X-Men got Krakoa. Too bad the writers turned all of the X-Men into war criminals that would have made Himmler turn away in disgust
Well, seeing how Wolverine has managed to go trough almost anything, I think being cut in half and not having any bones shouldn't be THAT much of a problem for him, he'll probably be good in a few hours
Probably
Without that backwater adamantium that was injected into his bones he should be healing faster since i believe that is what damages his healing factor eventually killing him.
This event almost literally happened in the Fatal Attractions storyline where Magneto ripped all of the adamantium out of Wolverine's body. It was how it got revealed that he actually always had the claws even before the adamantium. His healing factor also went into super-overdrive during that time period because he wasn't constantly fighting adamantium poisoning. Had the weird side-effect of making him look like some weird gorilla thing, though.
@@JackgarPrime I can't remember how he looked, but I remember that he went insane for the pain overdrive and they had to re-civilize him... 😨
@@spiker.ortmann He looked like some kind of gorilla-wolf hybrid thing, it was very strange. Also, his uniform was all torn up for some reason.
This video: exists
Kevin Feige: WRITE THAT DOWN
To quote someone I saw on another video involving Magneto and his abilities; the more we come to understand about magnetism, the more powerful Magneto theoretically becomes, like the stuff he can do with it in theory is actively insane
There’s an anime where the main character has magnetic powers and 99% of what she does involves electricity (because you can induce current, including in the nervous system to affect biological things) or accelerating projectiles (a railgun). Hardly ever simply hurling metal stuff at people because it’s kinda useless. I always looked at it as what Magneto could do, but refuses to because he likes to suffer. He could probably just shut people down by shocking them and/or driving their nerves haywire.
@@vwts a certain scientific railgun?
Enough magnetism can sterilize an entire planet and make it uninhabitable for millions of years. Magneto is in a crazy tier of power.
Honestly, magnetism is just ridiculous. It's one of the four fundamental forces for a reason.
Yea unless Magneto has the mind stone, he still has to filter that power through his brain. Like even you pulled as hard as possible the iron in your body wouldn't help him. It was only possible in that one movie because the guy has a large amount of iron in his system. So he couldn't reduce someone to atoms its too hard for him to focus like trying to look at a particular atom. Unless of course he was empowered by the mind stone. As for messing with the magnetic field its just too vast it would be easier to cause a worldwide metal storm. He would need the power stone to pull that one off. Just like how Xavier needs Cerubro to expand his very specific and precise powers. Thats a drop in the bucket compare to the type of power Magneto needs to pull off those feats.
I like how Collosus quit, knowing how screwed he'd be fighting Magnetto.
Anyone else come back here because of X-Men ‘97?
"I can control the world's axis"
I wonder how well this aged? 🍷
That face Magneto made when he realized it was all darkness was priceless. 😂 That part had me laughing so hard
Funny how apparently everyone panics when they realize there's nothing after death, as if they all are christians or something.
My mom actually was dead for a while after her stroke and she just casually said: "Nope, there's nothing there. Your brain just turns off and that's it"
Well to be fair he wasn't really dead, just blacked out. See what i did there? I'll show myself out.
@@magnusm4 She wasn't dead at all. Her brain and body functions would've shut down entirely and became unable to return, due to rigor mortis starting shortly after.
He wasn't dead, so it was dark because he was unconscious.
@@magnusm4 Nihilist much?
1:55 Best reason for why Professor was nerfed
Dah dah, dah dah daaah.
*FORESHADOWING!*
This is basically what happens.
2:10
To be fair that rambling is just the physical trauma of the process, as it is 100% factual that there ARE a bunch of afterlives in the Marvel Universe…. He just wasn’t biologically dead enough to experience any of them.
Either that or mephesto didn't want him
@@deanastephensosborne5604probably second one.
@@Vilgax00 how much you want to bet that I'm right
@@deanastephensosborne5604 probably %70.
@@Vilgax00 yeah that's accurate
fun fact, the helmet actually is made of metal meant to keep Xavier out, alongside other telepaths.
Also, Magneto really does get legit broken in the comics and that whole thing with ripping out the Adamantium in Wolverine's body IS something he's done in canon.
Originally Magneto didn't even need the helmet for that purpose... he could just manipulate fields around his head and make himself immune to telepathy. The idea that the helmet protected him from telepathy came from the movies and was so popular it became canonized in the comics.
Fun fact, Magneto recently was part of a bunch of omega level mutants that live on Mars with Storm being their leader. They all got wiped out in about an hour by Uranos (Thanos' grandpa)... Where Magneto got his heart ripped out... Magneto survived because he kept his blood flowing even without a heart.
I also like how when Charles turns off everyone's brain Logan is still awake, likely due to having a healing factor that turns it back on.
@@Mindflayer_Inc ...that just sounds like a really stupid character insertion. Why Mars anyway?
@@LordTyph I mean, the whole planet is made of iron, seems like a good spot for magnet guy, no?
Jesus christ, he predicted the show perfectly
Well, the show is based on the comics. The wolverine part was actually a panel pull out too.
Not the one in this video, but the one from the show
X-Men ‘97 Spoiler Warning
😂
Xavier's telepathy is no joke, he can even compete against Galactus in telepathic battle and that should tell you how powerful he is.
It's still kind of a joke though. Like how Gambit can just straight up ignore Xavier (and any telepaths) abilities by thinking "semi-sexual" thoughts to the point they get grossed out and leave.
@@SSD_Penumbra so basically Gambit trolls them into leaving.
@@BappadityaNath Pretty much, which means either Magneto's "psychic dampening helmet" doesn't actually work and he just wears it to look cool OR Gambit's thoughts are stronger than whatever element made Magneto's helmet.
He once fought on equal ground with The Hood while he was wearing the Mind Infinity Stone.
He lost, but still, the fact that Xavier could compete for a while against infinite telepathic powers Is telling.
@@SSD_Penumbra Well, Xavier's telepathy works through the astral plane. People with odd or blocked connections to it can't be mentally assaulted, and training can increase protections. Gambit is an example of that.
This just makes me think of that one scene of Magneto getting tricked by Mr Fantastic with a wooden gun.
Assuming the gun had no bullets or whatever and it was just to trick him... wouldn't there be just so much shot around them to magnetise?
Like a street lamp or a manhole or a coin or even the metal armour Magneto was wearing?
Or even *the cop cars and guns from the guys that arrest him right as Reed Richards tells him it was all a ruse?!*
He surrendered out of embarrassment
I always assumed that they followed WWE rules in those old cartoons
MF spoiled X-Men 97!
"Magnets bitch"
such a simple phrase but the deliver was spot on
Blood iron is weakly magnetic, like most elements, also all elements have some kind of magnetic interaction. This actually boils down to a limit in how powerful a magnetic magnito can make, which in most cases is only enough to influence farro magnetic materials like cobalt and iron.
Magneto can just make all iron in one blood vessel clog up. If it is in brain, instant death.
That's in the Fox Xmen movies. In the comics he will absolutely unmake you by tearing your protons out of your nuclei and dissipating you into weird and exotic states of matter.
@@Artemas_16 He would have to be able to create extremely strong magnetic fields to do that. At most he can just wiggle your hemoglobin. At those magnetic fields he would quicker break your brain before he could mess with your blood.
@@Ryrzard I mean, dude can move axis of Earth, I'd say he can create magnetic field pretty strong. But yeah, it would probably be easier to do that instead of moving iron in vessels. Though latter could be used as assasination method, aneurisms can be sudden for any people while magnetic field usage will tell clearly who did it.
He actually held all of the X-Men in magnetic fields for full paralysis of all of them while he began a monolog that resulted in several of them leaving. There was a chance he could have killed Bishop if he was held longer, absorbing Magneto's power while still being paralyzed.
1:30
*but did you consider the implications*
“I can control the world’s axis! Millions dead at the flick of my finger!” Aaaaaand he just did that in the newest episode, using the planet’s magnetic pole to do a worldwide emp blast, killing literally millions of people
“Enough.” Thanks to Trask, Bastion and Sinister.
The episode right after addressed this further by saying "Yeah, that screwed up literally everything." Planes dropped out of the air and hospitals lost patients.
And he did in the comics before, every thing that he said in this video are all things he did in the comics
Everything was fine until the Godzilla Sentinel came to Genosha. Magneto was right all along, and Trask proved it.
1 year later, this became real lmao
The whole bit at 2:27 about turning off everyone’s brains made me remember that Armando Muñoz also know Darwin exists and I think about if he could survive that.
Logan was hands down the funniest thing in this skit, by a mile. And this was a very funny skit, to put that in perspective.
Thank you a lot of it was ad lib
"No bones"
The new episode of 97 sure had a drop in budge....
very timely considering X-Men 97
I think after Magneto was shown to be able to control blood flow by influencing iron in it and also control _entirety_ of electromagnetism, he's basically on Dr.Manhattan level. Thankfully nobody yet realized how broken he is apparently 🤣
Me, with that power: who wants to give Mars a magnetosphere?
Not even himself.
Durability is an issue though. People can shoot him when he's not looking, speedsters can blitz him... Dr Manhattan has no such problem.
@@CannabisDreams That literally happened in the comics back in 2021. Mutants colonized Mars.
I mean, plot armour finds ways
fun fact, during the early 2000s, there was an x-men arc where magneto used his powers to redirect the flow of blood away from xavier's brain - and marvel writing/editorial staff just subsequently went like "yeah, we're going to act like that never happened"
The best part, what Magneto is talking about is Ferro-Magnetism, guess what, he’s not limited to that. He can literally control every single form of Magnetism, to put it another way he has total dominion over one of the four fundamental forces of physics. This guy can look at you, move a particle out of alignment, and turn you into A-Bomb. Him calling himself a God isn’t really all that ridiculous, the only reason he doesn’t completely dominate the world is he actually has a moral code. He’s fighting for Mutant rights, world domination is only something he’s interested in if he can’t find a better way to ensure his people won’t be oppressed, it’s also why he doesn’t kill the X-Men despite the fact he easily could. That and yes, Xavier’s powers are a very serious to him, there’s a reason he keeps that helmet on all the time, also if he ever did escalate the fight like that, Xavier would find a way to retaliate in kind.
Also, fun fact, Magneto once did pull all of Logan’s metal out, it messed him up something fierce and if memory serves he was basically driven into a state of permanent berserker rage for awhile.
I remember that time with Beast and Jubilee being the only ones who could go near him for a while and they kinda re-civilicing him. But I'm not 100% sure if that's how it was or I'm having a Mandela effect memory... 🤔
And in retaliation for hurting Wolverine, Xavier mind-wiped him and created the god Onslaught, leading to a reboot of the canon. Xavier is scary when he gets mad.
This video willed X-man ‘97 into existence
He always wins
@Don't Read My Profile Picture
Ratio
Until Reed Richards pulls out a wooden gun.
One thing to note is that, technically speaking, one of the superheros most resistant to Magneto would actually be Iron Man. His suit is a gold-titanium alloy, neither of which are magnetic, and whereas other heros with innate powers still do wear suits, use tools, etc., since the only piece of kit Tony uses IS his suit and assorted equipment, that means all of his stuff would actually be non-ferro-magnetic.
unless magneto figured out how to make emp bursts; in which case tony would have to make a suit specifically for that case. You can harden for emp attack, but its pretty difficult. that would be a heck of a fight to see.
@@crazyjoeshorts5256 I'd be shocked if every one of tony's suits didn't already have EMP protection frankly. Also, I just remembered Tony's Endo-sym armor which, well, THAT would be a fight to see.
(also, I don't even technically know if magneto at his normal strength has the ability to create those. Like with any comicbook character he's done some insane shit before that puts him stronger than god, but when it comes to his normal power level I don't recall him ever having that power.)
Gold is in fact magnetic, just not very.
If you brought some to say, Jupiter you could make a functioning compass.
Depending on magneto's power levels, he'd have no problem with iron man... and either way gold doesn't cancel magnetic fields, so he could manipulate the MAN in the suit just the same as anyone else.
@@iami3rian394 magnetism is a property of the arrangement of the atoms themselves, not the number of protons in the nucleus of the atoms which is how we define an element. Once you put it into a compound even the magnetism an element might have is completely mitigated unless that compound itself also just so happens to be magnetic; there is a reason rust isn't magnetic despite being primarily iron.
This is why, no, he couldn't actually manipulate iron in the blood, because the iron in human blood isn't literal chunks of iron; it's isolated into compounds within blood cells.
It's fine as a joke in a video but your clearly under the impression that reality is just factually different from how it is and have waaaay too much unearned confidence in it. If he, in the way he was traditionally written (if you start to include all of the batshit off-the-wall one-off things then, again, Tony has Endosym armor too which he could just command to instantly encapsulate and kill magneto telepathically) were capable of doing what you describe he'd just have flat out different powers. That's why in the X-men movie the guard was given an injection of elemental iron, presumably coated with a phospholipid of some sort so as to not kill him and float around his blood like any other cell, for magneto to be able to pull it out of him.
@@robonator2945 "The iron part of haeme can bind oxygen to itself.
In the 1930s, it was found that haemoglobin has magnetic properties that are different depending on whether it is carrying oxygen or not. When the haemoglobin is not carrying oxygen it is more sensitive or paramagnetic than oxygenated blood. If you put a drop of blood next to a magnet is there any noticeable magnetic effect?
It has only been in the last fifteen years that this difference in magnetic property has been used in magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) research. MRI uses a very strong magnetic field so this difference in the magnetic properties of oxygenated and deoxygenated haemoglobin in blood can be detected. This change is called the BOLD (blood oxygenation level dependent) signal"
From the literal first Google search. 😁
Helps to check yourself before you say things.
That said, iron oxide has two unpaired electrons, and is ALSO magnetic, and much like gold you simply need a powerful enough magnet to measure this.
And finally, the number of protons in the nucleus indicates the number of electrons... which is what (partially) determines magnetism.
In a compound, say..... iron oxide, the magnetic forces are countered by the electron bonds. Assuming magneto had INCREDIBLY fine control of his powers, he could separate those bonds, or simply lift from only the oxygen, or only the iron. It's not nearly as outlandish as you seem to think.
I'm forty one years old, and they taught this when _I_ was in school. This isn't new information.