Two things, when they say “if he even is a man.” It can also refer to the fact that his species is unknown, for all we know he could be an alien. Second thing, pyro’s mask say OPTICAL MASK which is the cause of his visions, and it’s not too crazy to think that there could be headphones in there which manipulates the sounds he hears
The finger argument is kinda bad, they could be wearing unisex gloves, or the gloves could be off in proportions Edit: I’m not saying the pyro is male or female, I’m just saying that the pyro doesn’t have to be gay or straight, depending on the way I look at my fingers ( pointer and ring), they can be the same length, or different lengths, all I’m saying is that the pyro doesn’t have to be gay or straight, just that it’s the pyro
Jaime Balasubas where in the video did matpat show the solider wearing gloves, also all of the gloves I have worn have had equal length index and ring fingers, just like the pyros gloves
Okay I don't know if I'm in the right for pointing something out 9 years after the fact but the whole finger situation cant work with pyro. In Pyros description it says he cant talk due to his lungs being destroyed by the asbestos mask he wears constantly. Pyro suffers from constant Asbestos poisoning. Why does this matter? Well one of the first signs of Asbestos poisoning is actually puffy fingers meaning it's very possible his fingers aren't naturally like that.
It's Where is pyro Yeah ill do you one better who is pyrotechnic Ill do YOU one better WHY IS PYRO Leads back to the floating through space sfm animation
“There are two things that attract bears..” “Honey..” “and MENSTRUATING WOMEN!” “MY GOD, I KNEW IT..” “SOMEHOW I ALWAYS KNEW..” “PYRO!” “STOP BLOCKING THE DOOR!” “GOOD LORD, THIS PLANE IS FULL OF HONEY!” “AMELIA EARHART’S FAMOUS SWEET TOOTH HAS DOOMED US ALL!” -Soldier TF Comics
@@FishieeXD Alright, so? That's probably the closest thing you get on an answer to Mangles gender. Since Scott isn't doing FNaF anymore and Mangle is nearly a decade old. Not to mention, that comment in itself is a joke, you untolerant fool.
1. gloves are all the same size... 2. the goggles are what causes the pyrovision... wait on the otherhand why am i trying to be smart and correct matpat..
Pyro what are you? Pyro:Pyro No like what do you identify as? Pyro:A Pyro NO YOUR GENDER Pyro:A pyromaniac No ugh...whats in your pants? Pyro:Incendiary grenades
Nope, it would be Pyro what are you? Pyro:mrph! No,like what do you identify as? Pyro: Mrph! NO YOUR GENDER Pyro:Mhrp What's in your pants? Pyro:Mhrp Mhrp mhrp...
Stupid 12 year olds No, gender is a spectrum between femininity and masculinity. There's a reason why it's called sexual reproduction and not gender reproduction. Some people just don't feel comfortable either as a man, or as a woman. And sometimes their gender identity doesn't match their sex. And finally, why do care? Does it really hurt you that some dude actually feels more like a girl. You gotta remember, gender is not biological, it's performative.
Lions Cage I didn't call them stupid 12 year olds, that's the username. Also, my main point is that gender biological, but performative. And no, scientifically there aren't just two genders, that's what the western social norm says. In Indonesia, for example, they believe there are three genders. There are a myriad of ways to perform your gender identity of course.
Me: *looking at my hands to see if index finger is taller than the ring finger* MatPat: " wait. Let me guess, you just stopped to check your hands didn't you?" Me: *slowly puts hands away* "I'm sorry for not paying attention"
matpat really used hand, foot, shoulder, and height as proof for the person covered head to toe in thick clothing designed to keep fire out and, y'know, shoes
I’d say pyro is just like that, not because of the goggles. In the comics, when pyro got mad he just stopped seeing pyroland and started seeing destruction as he bludgeoned a bear to death-
@@The.Soupiest wow. That puts it into perspective just how old UA-cam, and TF2, are. You're not that far from ending your childhood and starting your adolescence. That is wild.
In his defense, the gloves were probably unisex and not made specifically for him, so the pointer finger on the glove may have been longer than his actual finger.
I hate being a nerd but pyro's goggles are creating the 10 year old dreamscape know as Pyro vision Edit: wow this blew up... but I am well aware that meet the pyro is a fan made animation but, this dosen't mean that it's not possible. I think it could be a real possibility that the goggles could effect pyro's vision in a way similar to the pryro vision theory.
As a homosapien who is not colorblind and has to carry multiple belongings with me, I can appreciate any mode of transportation for said items, and by extension any color that my fellow primate siblings may also observe. Although, my preferred handheld transportation device would be the cranium of my most dreaded adversary drenched in the blood of a sacrificial penguin. This often results in a certain shade of dark red or pink. Is this the true explanation for my homosexuality? Fellow human? I have been pondering this question for millenia. Impart upon me your gracious wisdom.
It kind of makes sense from their perspective. Although MatPat wouldn’t logically be aware of this, it’s almost exactly like a common transphobic red flag (ridiculous attempts at clocking). They’ve probably just gotten stuck in their heads.
Yeah although he has been “canceled” before but 1. At the time the transgender and non bianary community was really not as prominent and out there as it is now a days and 2. He had done more good things to back it up AND I personally am non bianary and don’t really care at all it’s just a minor mistake no one really needs to care about because Twitter is Twitter
hes a smart guy he probably studied in psychology also he does this all the time AND NO MAT PAT I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF IT WAS TRUE FOR ME I TRUST U AND I WANT TO PROVE YOUR RIGHT BUT NO ADULT I KNOW TAKES YOUR SCIENCE SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOUR A UA-camR
I came here hoping to learn what gender the Pyro was. I left here questioning my sexuality. I feel strange and confusing things. I need an adult. BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED A MAN OR A WOMAN. HELP.
Look up pictures of girls that are considered to be attractive. See if you have a reaction. Now repeat the process with attractive boys. See result. If you are attracted to the girl (if you are indeed male) then you are straight. If the other, than you are gay. If both... Welcome to the club! :3
That's kind of the joke. We dont know, and will never know. Originally I thought it was pauling, but they've been in the same room together. Pyro is just; *pyro.*
Ever notice that gloves aren't printed especially for a certain persons fingers? What i'm saying is, gloves usually have shorter or longer finger lengths than the person wearing, meaning that finger thing probably doesn't determine gender, because they are gloves, and not actually the pyro's fingers.
Actually pyros vision is the mask cause if you look close enough the mask has words on it "Optical mask" and it makes it so you see stuff like how if you drink. And in the air in the pyros vision its actually a male symbol if you look enough, or maybe the game designers made pyros gender a mystery so girls wouldn't get mad at them for them not adding a girl. And in the game files you can see pyros face.
This was eight years ago cmon man if he were to say sum that’s actually bad just let him know and be like do better. But noooooo they gotta be offended by everything
2018 here and i kinda disagree to matpat on this one anti rad suits tend to be bulkier and the shoes those are rubber boots rubber boots tend to follow the same sizes such as small medium large with a fixed measurement to fit different feet sizes
This was the video that introduced me to the channel, it’s honestly hard to believe it’s been 10 years ago now. All I can say is thank you for such a huge part of my childhood.
I still think pyro is a woman. Do you see how valve draws protagonist women in the comics? Soldier’s fiancé, Saxton’s fiancé, and the tfc pyro, y’know?
i think pyro is some sort of demonic ghost controlling the suit, especially since heaven and hell are real things in the tf2 universe along with satan. It'd explain why some non-halloween restricted cosmetics can fully remove his head and replace it with stuff like a transparent ghost's head or a lightbulb. It'd also explain why they love fire so much because they were raised by it bane-style
@@weegeequeviucoisas9854 to be honest is better if you research for yourself but gender is not the same as sex. while im not a big fan of gender ideas I respect them. but research there are great videos out there
So guys, in tf2 when u put on pyrovision glasses, medical supplies (which cantains drugs) are seen as candy meaning pyro maybe attracted to candy and is OVERDOSED making him an insane,pyromaniac.
Close, but no cigar. You can see he doesn't have the Pyrovis lenses on in the MTT video, but what he does have equipped is the Rainblower, and the Lollichop
Medic: Berlin
Spy: Paris
Scout: Boston
Engineer: Texas
Soldier: New York
Demoman: Scotland
Sniper: Australia
Heavy: Moscow
Pyro: Hell
Honestly, Boston is the best, thanks for adding that. That’s a like. Oh yeah! Moscow too
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Medic: Stuttgart*
Yuri Einor I’m an Aussie
MOSCOWMOSCOWDUHDADUHDADUHDADUHDA!!!
Fanbase members: Pyro is a girl!
Fanbase members: nooo! Pyro is a boy!
TF2 developers: Pyro is Pyro
Yes.
the pyro is a spy
Pyro's gender is fire and you can't convince me otherwise
@@user-xq4py3fq2y his gender is MMMMMMMMPHPPHPH!!!
he said it himself.
No, pyro is sanvich
I love how matpat based most of this video off the finger length... of someone wearing gloves
But doesn't medic wear gloves too
@@rani6610 In the meet the medic video, when he was giving Heavy a new heart, he wasn't wearing gloves
And we already know what gender medic is
@@sagolius Not until we get a peek under those pants
Nothing stuff lmao
Two things, when they say “if he even is a man.” It can also refer to the fact that his species is unknown, for all we know he could be an alien. Second thing, pyro’s mask say OPTICAL MASK which is the cause of his visions, and it’s not too crazy to think that there could be headphones in there which manipulates the sounds he hears
I'm pretty sure it's just a second grader that somehow got hired by mann co
@@j.kkidding9764 😂
@@j.kkidding9764 second grader that hit puberty about 7 years early
the optical mask is a theory for his pyroland i believe its his visions
but thats just me
@the wise mystical tree 🌳 Pyrovison Goggles. Need I say more?
You can't expect Valve to know more than two things about the Pyro, considering that they're allergic to the number 3.
Indeed. They've rarely given us a trio of games from certain game series. Example: Portal, Team Fortress.
nicholas .shaw ...half life, dota, DoD, counter strike, L4D..
Why.
Half Life is getting an Episode 3.
Well....Half Life 2.
Masterfully crafted my good man masterfully crafted
nicholas .shaw iknew that lol they are also working on source 2 engine
"He isn't here, is she?"
Oh, the Mangle's description in UCN. Pyro's gender is *YES,* confirmed.
Hes no gender
@@magicmanhs7718 How ironic the way you used "he"
@@flaninty2705 ik
Pyro is a male, its confirmed
Pyro is Pyro
Imagine his search history
"How to tell is a person is male or female"
Too smart studios wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3e/Spy_JarateHit06.wav
@Too smart studios upvote ehh? This is youtube, not reddit m8.
Too smart studios i didn’t say that tf2 sucks, heck when I get my own laptop I’m playing it, I’m just saying that the audio is you saying that comment
Too smart studios oh ok fam
Too smart studios oh no no no no, I meant when I GET a laptop, but I promise when I get it i am going to tell you alright?
You missed one detail: Even gloves made specifically for men usually have equally sized index and ring fingers
@Ja1St1nks well I've got some news for you buddy
my left hand ring finger is definitely taller than my index but my right is about the same length
what does this mean
@@my-g497my guy is both a male and a female
@@my-g497 same for me, my guy.
@@my-g497 your a futa or a hermaphrodite
When valve neglects your favorite game so you watch a video from 2013
U watch Danny Gonzalez
True tho
Same
Fortunately valve updated tf2 one last time adding news fun weapons and removing the hats system
Yep
pyro is not male, not female, not bisexual or gay, pyro is pyro.
True words
indeed
SirLYNX pyro is a new gender
Wrong, Pyro is an attack helicopter
Pyro is a alien trying to hide himself. lol
*I fear no man...*
*But that thing...*
Game Theory:: The TF2 Pyro...Male or Female?
*It scares me.*
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Haw
I am heavy wepions guy i have 1000000000000000000000000000miniguns and you cannot touch them if you do I will fire all of my miniguns at you
I love how MatPat compared finger sizes for his theory, just so Valve can fix the finger lengths on Pyro. "Fixed missing polygon from Pyro's finger."
they actually changed it??
@@shadowsnstars fixed it, it wasn't a response to matpat and it did not change the length of pyro's fingers
I would have just chopped off both ring fingers in response.
Pyro is a -man-
Pyro is a -woman-
Pyro is a -Pyro-
Pyro is a sandvich
Lol
no heavy is a sandwitch killer
O_O
Heavy: *run from the sandvich!*
Look up in da sky it's a man it's a woman no it's pyro actually it's ... SANDWICH MAKE ME STRONG!!!!! OM NOM NOM💪🏼💪💪💪💪💪
The finger argument is kinda bad, they could be wearing unisex gloves, or the gloves could be off in proportions
Edit: I’m not saying the pyro is male or female, I’m just saying that the pyro doesn’t have to be gay or straight, depending on the way I look at my fingers ( pointer and ring), they can be the same length, or different lengths, all I’m saying is that the pyro doesn’t have to be gay or straight, just that it’s the pyro
No they did not the community did
Also it's total pseudo science.
Jaime Balasubas where in the video did matpat show the solider wearing gloves, also all of the gloves I have worn have had equal length index and ring fingers, just like the pyros gloves
And his goggles are specaly made for "wimps" so really he can just be a normal guy
Līl Latìñ kíñg ………cool?
Me: *is a straight male*
Also me: *has equal length fingers*
*confused screaming*
*laughs in straight male*
Same dude
Eaqual is not that unusual, women tend to have segnificantly shorter ringfingers like my fingertip just reaches the nailbed of the middle finger . . .
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Flappy bird > TF2
Okay I don't know if I'm in the right for pointing something out 9 years after the fact but the whole finger situation cant work with pyro. In Pyros description it says he cant talk due to his lungs being destroyed by the asbestos mask he wears constantly. Pyro suffers from constant Asbestos poisoning. Why does this matter? Well one of the first signs of Asbestos poisoning is actually puffy fingers meaning it's very possible his fingers aren't naturally like that.
Wait youre actually right
That theory doesn’t exactly work since all his fingers would be engorged. So they’d even out.
That makes sense
@AJ is there anything I can do to fix them?
@AJ medic told me it's so bad it can't be fixed.
Spy: "He can be anyone of us!"
It can be him, it can be me, it can even be yo-
@@ghostxd1597 **BANG**
@Mr. Game and Watch
Woah, wOAh, WOAH-
@@missioncontrol4662 What? It was obvious!
King blob the 1st He’s the Red Pyro
“Who’s pyro?”
I’ll do you one better.
“Why is pyro?”
Edit: wow I’ve never had this many replies on a comment
@KENSETH ROBB Yes
No it’s How is Pyro?
@@isabellahickey8672 he's doing good
It's
Where is pyro
Yeah ill do you one better who is pyrotechnic
Ill do YOU one better WHY IS PYRO
Leads back to the floating through space sfm animation
I’ll do you one better when is Pyro
“There are two things that attract bears..”
“Honey..”
“and MENSTRUATING WOMEN!”
“MY GOD, I KNEW IT..”
“SOMEHOW I ALWAYS KNEW..”
“PYRO!”
“STOP BLOCKING THE DOOR!”
“GOOD LORD, THIS PLANE IS FULL OF HONEY!”
“AMELIA EARHART’S FAMOUS SWEET TOOTH HAS DOOMED US ALL!”
-Soldier TF Comics
True
I AM NAKED AND COVERED IN HONEY
Feminists after realizing its menstruate and not womentstruate
@@nobodylol2828 **unholy demonic screeching**
@@novapariah8135 i think theres a book about a woman who falls in love with a bear and does that
*Just like Mangle's gender, it was comfirmed to be yes.*
that was a joke, scott made a joke
mangle's gender is a boy or a girl, not yes. yes was the answer to if mangle is a boy or a girl
@@mouse2621 alright, this was nearly a year ago. I don't really care what I said then.
@@FishieeXD Alright, so? That's probably the closest thing you get on an answer to Mangles gender. Since Scott isn't doing FNaF anymore and Mangle is nearly a decade old. Not to mention, that comment in itself is a joke, you untolerant fool.
*you have summoned a fnaf fan* hi :)
1. gloves are all the same size...
2. the goggles are what causes the pyrovision...
wait on the otherhand why am i trying to be smart and correct matpat..
HUZZAH FURIOUS JUST LIKE SMARTEST
Merasmus The Wizard
YES I SMART
you are
oh and i also realized spy be sappin my account going on it
This was made 5 years ago dude give him a chance
"Pyro is a man"
"Pyro is a female"
Me: *"PYRO IS PYRO"*
Copied a bit
Pyro is D E D
PYRO IS PYRO
chinese: food is food
Pyro is soup
Pyro what are you?
Pyro:Pyro
No like what do you identify as?
Pyro:A Pyro
NO YOUR GENDER
Pyro:A pyromaniac
No ugh...whats in your pants?
Pyro:Incendiary grenades
Nope, it would be
Pyro what are you?
Pyro:mrph!
No,like what do you identify as?
Pyro: Mrph!
NO YOUR GENDER
Pyro:Mhrp
What's in your pants?
Pyro:Mhrp Mhrp mhrp...
Although gender is not what's in your pants, that's sex. Still funny though
McRaylie Um gender is what's in your pants buddy, why do you think many people know there is only 2 genders
Stupid 12 year olds No, gender is a spectrum between femininity and masculinity. There's a reason why it's called sexual reproduction and not gender reproduction. Some people just don't feel comfortable either as a man, or as a woman. And sometimes their gender identity doesn't match their sex. And finally, why do care? Does it really hurt you that some dude actually feels more like a girl. You gotta remember, gender is not biological, it's performative.
Lions Cage I didn't call them stupid 12 year olds, that's the username. Also, my main point is that gender biological, but performative. And no, scientifically there aren't just two genders, that's what the western social norm says. In Indonesia, for example, they believe there are three genders. There are a myriad of ways to perform your gender identity of course.
Am I the only one who wants the pink flower bag to be an actual cosmetic item?
I WANT IT TO BE REAL! SO BADLY!
Well, I am real now.
@@pyrofromtf2 I remember seeing you a few months ago (I had a different username and pfp then but whatever)
@@pyrofromtf2mhmm mmhmh mhm mmhmhmhmh (. Well this is awkward )
@@atlas.from.portal2 we are both Pyros.
Me: *looking at my hands to see if index finger is taller than the ring finger*
MatPat: " wait. Let me guess, you just stopped to check your hands didn't you?"
Me: *slowly puts hands away* "I'm sorry for not paying attention"
my index is longer than my rinng...
Creepy Clown Lol same
Matpat:women are more resistant to heat me: pyro is -male- female
Creepy Clown same ;-;
Creepy Clown DARN IT MATPAT STOP READING MY MIND
Sometimes I like to go back and visit pastpat.
Savage Cabbage if you go on film theory all the way back you can see his old singing clips.
this was my first gt episode... ah, the older days.
Lol
1:18 This man just made me buy Dragon age Origins, play it for 2 weeks, and he's right.
Matpat: makes a video about pyros gender
Twitter: so you have chosen, death
Twitter really pulled up a video from 7 years ago just to spite mat pat
Twitter is fill with retards
Where is the part they are mad about?
Lol
@Denki Kaminari • Chargebolt where is homophobic part?
matpat really used hand, foot, shoulder, and height as proof for the person covered head to toe in thick clothing designed to keep fire out
and, y'know, shoes
Also that theyre cartoons and their proportions arent real
(Have you seen how huge their hands are)
Ye
There’s little to go on with the pyro so he used the resources available to him. Don’t look deep into it.
this is true
@@masterdeetectiv9520 fr the soldier and heavy have some meaty hands
5:33 what does it mean if im female and my hand looks more male?
*DID MY PARENTS LIE ABOUT MY GENDER*
Same lol
Means you gay boy
TDS seventy-five I thought you were just shitting around until I watched that part of the body 😂
Welp *unzips pants*
@@SteveOnlin but im the same and not gay
Look Matt, he sees these things because he has an OPTICAL MASK
LOOK AT HIS MASK
IT SAYS OPTICAL MASK
Correct
Yes
It was made by Mann Co.
He’s mentally ill though
If only you were earlier
Game Theory: *uploads video*
Pyro-Vision Goggles: *”I’m about to end this man’s whole theory”*
Missed the oportunitty to say "Im gonna ruin this whole's *Mann's* theory"
The question is, were the Pyrovision goggles made after Pyro or for Pyro. 👀
I’d say pyro is just like that, not because of the goggles. In the comics, when pyro got mad he just stopped seeing pyroland and started seeing destruction as he bludgeoned a bear to death-
The goggles changed my vision! I didn't know this was a war! It was the goggles...
*Sees Mann Co. On the mask and gets ready for revenge*
@@cameronharley610 probably for the pyro
Coming back to my first GT video ever after MatPat announced he was stepping down.
This was such a journey.
Same :(
Me too,, I was maybe 8yrs old when this came out? I'm 19 now
This came out a month before i was born, im gonna be 11 soon :(
@@The.Soupiest wow. That puts it into perspective just how old UA-cam, and TF2, are. You're not that far from ending your childhood and starting your adolescence. That is wild.
my first too
Well think about it, if you're in a war, I would find anything to hold my stuff. So Pyro having a purse would make sense.
You're right. If I wanna own a pink purse, I can, and there's nothing stopping me except angry fans.
I think pyro is a male but he just really like bright stuff and usually sniffs some of that sugar
What about glitter?
Sugar, eh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Gamer mations that's what he totally missed. You can even read "Optical Mask". I am surprised that they didn't see that in the cut
That he found in that alley
I like pink, am straight, and are a guy soo...
Everybody asks: ''Who is the pyro?'', but no one asks: ''How is the pyro?'''
Or why is pyro
Emilio Murillo what?!
Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is pyro?!
Rachel Serrano Tyzone already said that
Is pyro?!
Oh my God, I remember watching this video A LOT as a teenage boy...
As a woman, this really should have been a sign XD
SAME
bein' a pyro fan really is a gateway drug into becoming trans
legit got gender envy from them when i was a kid 💀
@@ecstaticmechanic literally called out the entire trans community
literally just came back to comment on this jesus christ
mood
7:00 note that pyro is wearing thick gloves, and some gloves tend to have most of the fingers identical in length.
That's true
*They* could also be wearing a binder, so *their uh...other features...* could be pretty much invisible. Oh well, who knows?
@@localbox5825 why did you bold they
upstood /shrug
EXTRA THICC (gloves)
“One shudders to imagine what Inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask” -Spy
*Ricardo Milos riding a pink pony*
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
@@ngocdo1394 *_DO YOU BELIVE IN MAGIC?_*
*IN A YOUNG GIRLS HEART?*
The big G A E
According to soldier, we're all ladies.
and my fingers to, I'm a guy but my fingers are about the same of course, pre puberty,
@Zachary Crowe we are all baby girls
Yeah, but mainly pyro.
Maggot y’ mean?
just a bunch rocket launcher hitting car
these were different times... this would have been absolutely SQUASHED if released today
How do we know it's even human?
*X-files music plays*
Daniel Hinrichsen Why did i laugh at that? pls help...
Lol, what if it was a....
You Clicked the read more button.. you are now my slave :D
YES!
Tylordian Earl I'n NOT going to try to click read more, it's tempting, but not risking it.
Remember when twiitter had a meltdown about this? twitter ragers seem to 5 year olds with no grasp of logic or reasoning.
that's why most of the people are here, because they're still going on.
Why did the spy cross the road?
he never really was on your side.
....i swear I saw this same joke on an SFM video about the spy. But hey, maybe people just have the same idea about jokes.
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No too see scout mother
@@JazzoBeat Scunt (I MEAN) Scout 6.9 Miles Away: *Hey, Why don't you come over and say to my face tough guy?*
Okay, that was good.
In his defense, the gloves were probably unisex and not made specifically for him, so the pointer finger on the glove may have been longer than his actual finger.
True. But I'm still not a man.
@@pyrofromtf2Male voice actor. Also finger lengths can occur in both genders
@@madmikefollower6939 but I'm the real Pyro, and I confirm I'm not a man.
matpat: finger length = gender
me: *is a straight male with a very small difference in ring & index finger size*
also me: (O_O)
Well I am 100% sure I’m straight
He not here, is she?
6:45
same here but its not a bad thing we are hybrids we can do both
My dude, do you have... certain feelings around male’s that you are close to?
I love how this is literally the Mangle gender despute before the Mangle gender despute even existed
bro but thats a robot
@@raiisleep bro but its a theory
@@raiisleep Who says that Pyro isn't a robot, too? /j
@@raiisleep a robot of a cartoon character made for children that probably only know the genders he and she
(im half joking)
Except she is canonically a "Yes"
also your pfp is giving me Pantheon 4 flashbacks
I hate being a nerd but pyro's goggles are creating the 10 year old dreamscape know as Pyro vision
Edit: wow this blew up... but I am well aware that meet the pyro is a fan made animation but, this dosen't mean that it's not possible. I think it could be a real possibility that the goggles could effect pyro's vision in a way similar to the pryro vision theory.
Yeah, the mask is the reason for the vision, or the goggles more specifically
Yup
Or the goggles are made to re-create what he sees
Don't be upset about being a nerd, have you seen what we are watching
Carter Vrieze yes finally someone that is correct
10 years later... we love you matpat.
Pyro's *True* Gender: Pyro
Mph...?
The Pyro you like pyroland
The Pyro oh carp its pryo *turns into red eningeer* PRYO protect my sentry
Pyro TeamFortress 2 *gets stabbed by spy* HAAA X_X
Tron Draws // KPOP Speedpaints Im always play with pyro
Pyro is achully the famous youtuber pyrocinacal in an alternate universe.
I thought this was canon?
alternate universe where's he had enough getting asked where petscop 2 is
@@kittyluvr "you guys have asked me for petscop 2 for long enough!" *burning noises and children screaming*
He said homosexual male
In alternate universe pyro made a video about why matpat is gay...
Character: has a purse
People: GIRL!
Ok pal.
Their nice
@@leafyisherereuploaded42069 ounce? You mean once?
@@leafyisherereuploaded42069 np also I agree with that statement
I think hes so feminin cuz of his googles.
Back after the new patch notes
They added a polygon on pyros finger 💀
Pyro isn't gay
Pyro isn't a boy
Pyro isn't a girl
Pyro is Pyro
Jason [Plays Minecraft,Subnautica,Roblox and more!] No dumbass. Pyro is a Pyrocynical
antal mate So then pyro is a cute little lesbian
MultiZernaez Sniper is just fuckijng around with pyro's feminine behavior
Pyro take away Y = Pro
yes he is a payro
*looks at fingers and sees my index is longer than my ring*
me: *confused screaming*
it's a theory so ok not a fact
@@ahmed_hamoda9783 The theory is about Pyro's gender, not about your finger size
Opposite over here 🤪 ring finger is longer than my index yet I’m a straight woman
@michael are you sure you're straight?
Me to, what does that mean?! 😂😂
"males have longer ring fingers than index fingers, and females have same length ring and index."
Me: **looks at fingers**
Am I a girl?
Homosexuals have it too
my pointing finger is the same lenth as my middle finger
That's just random
Me with all my fingers have the same length
Confuse laughing
R/suddenlygay
Now, Pyro does have a big OPTICAL sign on his mask, indicating that the mask may be creating hallucinations.
Matpat: Pyro Male or Female?
Twitter 2020:is this Transphobia?
Can i cancel hin?
Yep the grammar of dumb people. ( not saying its you, im saying the people that says pat is gay )
Yeah Pyro might be trans🤔
Nah they dont ask they just do it lol
I dont understand what happened?
@@tripakastayw6872 don't understand what.? Maybe I can help-
"That's just a theory!"
Fempyro P**n SFM artists: *Yes.*
I have a fem pyro mod
(Turns head 180 degrees even though it breaks my neck)
What about the blu pyro from the comics?
@@CommissarChaotic blu pyro is faek
excuse me, w h at
“Surely a man wouldn’t have a pink handbag” *LET HIM LIVE*
@Ophelia Ward why, why this comment?
I mean frick gender roles cause gender roles arent swag
I'm a guy that likes some shades of pink
@@Fosterest *gay*
As a homosapien who is not colorblind and has to carry multiple belongings with me, I can appreciate any mode of transportation for said items, and by extension any color that my fellow primate siblings may also observe. Although, my preferred handheld transportation device would be the cranium of my most dreaded adversary drenched in the blood of a sacrificial penguin. This often results in a certain shade of dark red or pink. Is this the true explanation for my homosexuality? Fellow human? I have been pondering this question for millenia. Impart upon me your gracious wisdom.
I like how matpat more sane and use real speculation
before fnaf make him insane as heck
I don't think this is really sane. The finger stuff is a bunch of pseudoscience. Maybe he was always insane... Like the pyro!
Can’t believe he’s getting “cancelled” for this
It kind of makes sense from their perspective. Although MatPat wouldn’t logically be aware of this, it’s almost exactly like a common transphobic red flag (ridiculous attempts at clocking). They’ve probably just gotten stuck in their heads.
Yeah although he has been “canceled” before but 1. At the time the transgender and non bianary community was really not as prominent and out there as it is now a days and 2. He had done more good things to back it up AND I personally am non bianary and don’t really care at all it’s just a minor mistake no one really needs to care about because Twitter is Twitter
he’s not getting cancelled for anything, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this video
@@はなびがく花火学 yeah, but this isn’t a trans character, at least not canonically. i’m literally trans and see no problem at all with this
@UClfEsY_gUx5TLhaX1pIir3w how? i’ve seen people try but they can’t cancel him for doing nothing wrong
Me: **checks fingers**
Mattpat: Wait let me guess you just stopped to check your hands didn’t you
Me: how did you know?!
Ron Haines I do that every. Single. Time I watch this video. How does he do that?
Ron Haines Theorists have psychotic powers( not the psychopath thing the psychic powers ) DUH
Same
hes a smart guy he probably studied in psychology also he does this all the time AND NO MAT PAT I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF IT WAS TRUE FOR ME I TRUST U AND I WANT TO PROVE YOUR RIGHT BUT NO ADULT I KNOW TAKES YOUR SCIENCE SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOUR A UA-camR
like sorry btw every adult i know annoys me with just cuz u saw it on the internet doesnt mean its true
I came here hoping to learn what gender the Pyro was.
I left here questioning my sexuality.
I feel strange and confusing things. I need an adult. BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED A MAN OR A WOMAN. HELP.
Get both! xD
Hubert Serafin ...! PERFECT
Look up pictures of girls that are considered to be attractive. See if you have a reaction. Now repeat the process with attractive boys. See result.
If you are attracted to the girl (if you are indeed male) then you are straight. If the other, than you are gay. If both... Welcome to the club! :3
Teh Ownerer *tfs reference* I am an adult.
Mason J. Penis? P***s? Really? What are you like four? XD
The small issue with this theory is that I don't exactly think that fire retardant suit is skin tight
It isn't.
That's kind of the joke. We dont know, and will never know. Originally I thought it was pauling, but they've been in the same room together. Pyro is just; *pyro.*
People would've been so triggered if this video was made today
Boy you wouldn't be wrong.
Ya...
nah.
Yeah and he doesn’t have a condition it’s pyro vision
Yo they WOULD
Ever notice that gloves aren't printed especially for a certain persons fingers? What i'm saying is, gloves usually have shorter or longer finger lengths than the person wearing, meaning that finger thing probably doesn't determine gender, because they are gloves, and not actually the pyro's fingers.
Baden Rush true
Your smart
boomerang *you’re
Depends on what kind of gloves we are talking about.
True, but then there would be no point to this video
OMG WHAT IS MATPAT SMOKING WHEN HE MADE THIS
idk..
"Wow, this video was long!"
Oh 2013 MatPat, you poor naive boy!
i like how this is in his "my SCARIEST episodes" playlist
OH BOI SO SCARED PYRO IS GAY
Makes 100% sense lol, this episode is scarier than every horror game I've ever played or watched.
Me: a straight Male
Me: checks finger length
My 2 fingers: same length
Me: "Uhh... I can explain..."
Lol same!!
I cAnT
Same. LOL
Lol,
Lol I'm a straight guy and my ring finger is longer
I just found out from this 10 year old game theory that I'm a female with a male finger ratio
Same, im confused now.
"Slap my hand, Slap it now"
- Spy 2012 Piemation
That classic joke
@@kaboomboi7445 ...
Slaps hand
"Trust me...
This is NOT a trick..."
S0up
dhoo
pyro has no gender under the mask is just more fire
Pyro is Grillby confirmed
no
and other cool stuff
optical mask changing vision
I think he's a boy
They say "Who's pyro?" But never say " how's pyro? "
*sad pyro noises*
I’ll do you one better! Why is Pyro?
TheAres1999 I’ll do you one even better, When is pyro?
Mhff mhf
Translation :thank you
teebs I’ll do you one better. What is Pyro?
Huddah... :(@
Actually pyros vision is the mask cause if you look close enough the mask has words on it "Optical mask" and it makes it so you see stuff like how if you drink. And in the air in the pyros vision its actually a male symbol if you look enough, or maybe the game designers made pyros gender a mystery so girls wouldn't get mad at them for them not adding a girl. And in the game files you can see pyros face.
Did you got that from piemations
Optical mask means it has optical lens.
I watched the meet the Pyro video
Sucks people are getting mad about this. Like this was made 7 years ago and uses facts from the time period.
You are telling me the facts changes since then?
@@mesaplayer9636 yes, they do
@@mesaplayer9636 If nothing else, more knowledge has come to the public eye
No, they don’t
POV: you’re watching this after a person with a caved in head on Twitter tried to cancel him for this video
LMAO YES
Yep, Twitter is full of Einstein’s and oogaa booga caveman brains that have lost 99/100 of their brains
This autimatically apeared in my recommend
Had to make the 99 into a 100 sorry
That is right
"Gay or not, the Pyro is one big Flamer." You were destined to be a father even when single.
He was with Steph way before he started UA-cam though.
4:11 matpat really said shemale 💀
Lol
W
What's wrong with that?
@@C0astinG4merL
@@calen4092 it's a slur
I have 18 fingers on my right hand...what gender am I?
tumblr
DAEMON!!!
The 18-finger disease.
***** That penis enlargement program didnt work for me XD.
Commissar Derpy I can't believe you actually tried it!
no matter what gender or sexuality the pyro is, we can all agree on one thing
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Indeed the,
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
amen
I’m drinking to this
I object
ax^2+bx+c=(-b(+/-)_/(b^2-4ac))/2a
bruh people are literally trying to cancel matpat over this
Ikr? And it's stupid in my opinion!😡
This was eight years ago cmon man if he were to say sum that’s actually bad just let him know and be like do better. But noooooo they gotta be offended by everything
at this point its not even canceling anymore
@@josuebenitez4587 even if it was yesterday it wouldn't matter
ikr this vid was made years ago and some dude brings it up as transphobia with no supporting evidence.
3:07
Mat.. it’s been 9 years it won’t happen…
Matpat in 2013: "This is funny."
Matpat in 2021: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement."
Gotta love the old fashion transphobia.
We have all learned a lot. Well I have anyway and I'm pretty everybody friendly. Can always do better
@@trashtrap5741its not transphobia. yall love to throw that word aroubd and now it has almost no meaning in the world
@@girl.girl12345 He literally called pyro a sh*m*le dude. That's a slur.
@@sososo1704 yall too damn sensitive. shemale is not a slur😭😭and also hes talking abt a fictional character go touch some damn grass
2018 anyone? My god this is old. Game Theory has changed! We even now have Film Theory! GT Live, etc.
Septic Scout Everyone who reads it is from 2018 or further.
2018 here and i kinda disagree to matpat on this one anti rad suits tend to be bulkier and the shoes those are rubber boots rubber boots tend to follow the same sizes such as small medium large with a fixed measurement to fit different feet sizes
Totally KH28 Septic Scout me too
and we have pyro update ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Now gt is crap
I fear no man
But that thing
*SANS IS NESS*
It scares me
yes
Wait a second sans is Ness then saness is combined
This was the video that introduced me to the channel, it’s honestly hard to believe it’s been 10 years ago now.
All I can say is thank you for such a huge part of my childhood.
He thinks it’s schizophrenia!
HA!
Clearly he doesn’t know tf2.
Me when pyrovision
Pyro is spy!
Bro this video is 7 years old
@@_eaglide_3461 and tf2 is over ten years your point?
The medic has schizophrenia,the pyro is delusional
I thought the mask was what made him see pyro land to make him think he wasn't doing anything wrong
king of the monsters that would make sense. At least to me.
The Pyro vision goggles.
I wish his last argument was true...
king of the monsters same
It could be female because the goggles make it seem less gruesome
Matt Poogerman lol
9:59
Well, I wouldn’t say “suffer”
She’s having the time of his life!
Lololol ikr
Yus
I still think pyro is a woman. Do you see how valve draws protagonist women in the comics? Soldier’s fiancé, Saxton’s fiancé, and the tfc pyro, y’know?
@@oefest5252 did you say she ?
P Y R O I S P Y R O
(and they even made a female version of pyro so that gives it away)
Isn’t that fan made?
i think pyro is some sort of demonic ghost controlling the suit, especially since heaven and hell are real things in the tf2 universe along with satan. It'd explain why some non-halloween restricted cosmetics can fully remove his head and replace it with stuff like a transparent ghost's head or a lightbulb. It'd also explain why they love fire so much because they were raised by it bane-style
MatPat, assuming genders before it was a big thing
ik lol
Actually sex, pyro could be nonbinary, or even fluid
Jelly Bean what doesany of that means?
@@weegeequeviucoisas9854 to be honest is better if you research for yourself but gender is not the same as sex. while im not a big fan of gender ideas I respect them. but research there are great videos out there
Jelly Bean i know the difference between gender and sex but what does non binary and fluid means???
When I heard mat pat was being offensive towards non binary I was confused. This is the offensive video? Twitter is just stupid.
Atleast twitter isn't that crazy about the "tf2 vs overwatch" video
ah yes a fictional character
“Wait, let me guess... you just stopped to check your hands, didn’t you?”
Well, I didn’t, but now that you ask, I feel sort of obliged to. 🤷♂️
YES
@Sproot :-D
@@ТервелИлиев _Y E S_
if your ring finger is tall on the right hand but short on the left does that mean im gay
I did lol
So guys, in tf2 when u put on pyrovision glasses, medical supplies (which cantains drugs) are seen as candy meaning pyro maybe attracted to candy and is OVERDOSED making him an insane,pyromaniac.
Does he know that it’s the goggles that makes “him” see like that
Thats not actually confirmed it was just a main theme of the meet the amazing pyro video by piemations.
Yes it does there is a cosmetic called 'pyrovision goggles' where you see what pyro sees
OH MY GOD I DIDN'T REMEMBER COMMENTING THIS I WAS SO CONFUSED LMAO
Close, but no cigar. You can see he doesn't have the Pyrovis lenses on in the MTT video, but what he does have equipped is the Rainblower, and the Lollichop
Pyro sees in pyroland, but the goggles, rainblower, etc lets the player see in pyrovision. The pyro just sees like that in default
2013: I didn't know what UA-cam was
2015:I love UA-cam
2017:memes, I only watch them
2019: always watching matpat and then see a 6 year old videos
2020: What is life..
Matpat... it's the goggles... that's why he sees pyroland...
You don’t know that
*cough* OPTICAL ALTERATION GOGGLES *cough*
U watch piemations too much
it says it in Game
Lmao
Dust Ghost we do actually XD
he's using the body measurement theory
on a character that wears thick clothing and gloves