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  • @TheLeaderboard
    @TheLeaderboard  Рік тому +80

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    • @blondeepartygirl
      @blondeepartygirl Рік тому +5

      Sandvich

    • @KR1T1KALZ
      @KR1T1KALZ Рік тому +1

      i will not submit

    • @memebirbs
      @memebirbs Рік тому +7

      why on a video 7 YEARS AGO you decide to add a comment 7 YEARS LATER to this video.

    • @NoSkill_fr
      @NoSkill_fr Рік тому +2

      @@memebirbs yeah..

    • @reconfiguring8051
      @reconfiguring8051 Рік тому +2

      @@memebirbs because their channel is dead

  • @LordZahe
    @LordZahe 5 років тому +3639

    8:17 the 9 breads do correspond to the 9 different classes
    Scout: the pretzel because it is served at baseball games
    Soldier: the bread in a can because it is a field ration
    Pyro: the burned toast because... duh
    Demoman: the English muffin because Scotland eats English muffins too
    Engineer: the corn bread because it’s served in Texas a lot
    Heavy: the black bread because it is a staple of Slavic food
    Medic: the cinnamon bread because was made in Germany
    Sniper: the loaf of bread because it was common for out backers to eat plain loaves of bread
    Spy: the baguette because France

  • @spoon1245
    @spoon1245 4 роки тому +2799

    "And there are always more updates on the way"
    That did not age well.

  • @Quietimpostor
    @Quietimpostor 4 роки тому +1978

    4:01 It's funny that the slowest class has the fastest taunt kill while the fastest class has the slowest.

    • @Daniel_AL
      @Daniel_AL 4 роки тому +47

      The fastest kill taunt is sniper with huntsman

    • @qaa5885
      @qaa5885 4 роки тому +20

      Daniel AL it’s actually the second fastest

    • @Daniel_AL
      @Daniel_AL 4 роки тому +6

      @@qaa5885 so what's the first one

    • @runkkupate6917
      @runkkupate6917 4 роки тому +5

      could be the reason why it's like that

    • @runkkupate6917
      @runkkupate6917 4 роки тому +27

      @@Daniel_AL it was said in the video, heavy's finger gun

  • @peterlindh1337
    @peterlindh1337 2 роки тому +224

    I know it's an old video but I want to explain number 15 a little better:
    Soldier got rejected from the army because they deemed him unfit to fight in war due to his mental state.
    When Soldier got to Germany no one ever told him not all germans are nazis... So Soldier went on a huge civilian killing spree.
    : ^)

  • @caelgumz5603
    @caelgumz5603 5 років тому +6812

    Here’s a neat piece of lore: the engineer can understand the pyro

  • @gibbonspit3564
    @gibbonspit3564 5 років тому +2628

    "There have been 547 updates...and there is always more on the way"
    "More on the way"
    "More"
    🤔🤔🤔

    • @Nickstonator
      @Nickstonator 5 років тому +61

      WE NEED ANOTHER EVENT UPDATE

    • @generic_soda
      @generic_soda 5 років тому +69

      SCREW THAT! WE NEED THE HEAVY UPDATE!

    • @bingusofwales
      @bingusofwales 5 років тому +70

      SCREW THAT, WE JUST NEED AN UPDATE

    • @thefluffycart5540
      @thefluffycart5540 5 років тому +22

      Not even updated from the winter update!!!!

    • @Walter_
      @Walter_ 5 років тому +3

      the best update i can imagine is spells returning. It will drop my inventory worth about 300$ but i dont care. I need some weapons spelled. !!!!

  • @thebobbyshow9447
    @thebobbyshow9447 4 роки тому +2820

    Here's something:
    The guy who voices scout, looks exactly like scout

    • @MosinMan12
      @MosinMan12 4 роки тому +25

      The Bobby Show true

    • @T._rtlI
      @T._rtlI 4 роки тому +224

      Ironically he’s also a heavy main

    • @neoagent3
      @neoagent3 4 роки тому +44

      @@T._rtlI BRUH??

    • @SonOfAFridge_
      @SonOfAFridge_ 4 роки тому +73

      @@T._rtlI so that means he's a fat scout

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 4 роки тому +9

      Ikr lol

  • @adderallfannumberonefanofa3074
    @adderallfannumberonefanofa3074 3 роки тому +116

    I love that TF2's lore is so crazy that by number four you're talking about space monkeys in the cold war fighting each other with claymores and pickaxes

  • @jjcjr
    @jjcjr 5 років тому +1146

    108: Heavy's Sisters actually have a crush on Sniper and Spy.

    • @ERROR-kr2kc
      @ERROR-kr2kc 5 років тому +57

      ...no, she loves soldier.

    • @countlessofvoids
      @countlessofvoids 5 років тому +121

      @@ERROR-kr2kc He have 3 sisters

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 5 років тому +134

      @@ERROR-kr2kc he has 3 sisters, 1 of them is engaged to Soldier and the other 2 have crushes on Sniper and spy

    • @ughugh5305
      @ughugh5305 5 років тому +45

      109: Every Person wearing a gibus is too.

    • @CelestinaakaClonaClox9999
      @CelestinaakaClonaClox9999 4 роки тому +10

      I didn’t know Misha had mentioned family

  • @squishymcfish5149
    @squishymcfish5149 5 років тому +2069

    I was not prepared for engie without goggles...

  • @Aickelodeon
    @Aickelodeon 5 років тому +829

    Heavy: I fear no man...
    3:07
    Heavy: But that thing...it scares me--

  • @macatacwarrior7204
    @macatacwarrior7204 3 роки тому +40

    I did the math. In the meet the medic scene with heavy, from when he starts to shoot to when you can no longer see him, it costed $980,000.

    • @hithere7393
      @hithere7393 11 місяців тому +1

      You are a madman. Respect.

  • @TheRareFoxy
    @TheRareFoxy 4 роки тому +867

    "And there's always more on the way"
    The whole tf2 community: *are you sure about that?*

    • @bearrett_8783
      @bearrett_8783 4 роки тому +22

      Last updated:
      *1000 days ago*

    • @TheRareFoxy
      @TheRareFoxy 4 роки тому +6

      @@bearrett_8783 oh frick, you're right.

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 роки тому +3

      We need Heavy Vs pyro Update

    • @greypug7769
      @greypug7769 3 роки тому +6

      @@clashoclan3371 we got a pyro vs heavy update? It was the last one lol why are you asking for an update we already got

    • @nofal8586
      @nofal8586 3 роки тому

      agree

  • @PKFoyer
    @PKFoyer 5 років тому +645

    I fear no man
    But that thing...
    Engi without his goggles
    It scares me

  • @senounatsuru6453
    @senounatsuru6453 7 років тому +1541

    One fact he didn't mention.
    Heavy has a PHD in russian literature.

    • @the-first-liam
      @the-first-liam 6 років тому +25

      Thanks you made my day

    • @pieoflords5082
      @pieoflords5082 6 років тому +60

      woulda preferred that fact over "saxton's chest hair is shaped like australia"

    • @gamusgoober
      @gamusgoober 6 років тому +25

      That Was Mentions In Poker Night And That Hasn't Been Confirmed

    • @kaenachoo4783
      @kaenachoo4783 6 років тому +5

      Senou Natsuru shut up! Everyone knows that already!

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 6 років тому +1

      Senou Natsuru and im afraid.. U SUCK!
      AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
      get it?

  • @themoneypro8772
    @themoneypro8772 2 роки тому +57

    8:13 just in case if you DON'T KNOW what these models are for, they drop out of teleporters sometimes when you travel them. It is a reference to a episode where soldier teleported bread making a monster.

  • @clash_blazr5095
    @clash_blazr5095 4 роки тому +627

    108: Soldier has a higher chance of spawning bread when teleporting. This is a reference to the film Expiration Date, where Soldier did nothing but teleport bread for 3 days straight.

    • @bigmacsdaily8381
      @bigmacsdaily8381 3 роки тому +7

      That makes a Lotta sense

    • @thescaletblur07
      @thescaletblur07 3 роки тому +7

      Actually it would be funny is a peace of bread would fly out when soldier destroys a teleporter

    • @mattburrowes
      @mattburrowes 2 роки тому +3

      When you teleport bread for 3 days it kind of interferes with other teleporters

    • @stupididiot5347
      @stupididiot5347 Рік тому

      “Question!”
      “Yes?”
      “I teleported bread!”
      “How much?”
      “I have done nothing but teleport bread for the last three days!”

    • @yeet-ej8mj
      @yeet-ej8mj Рік тому

      Hence why the foight a bread monster, lol

  • @slavko5666
    @slavko5666 5 років тому +338

    8:38 Talks about butterfly knife, shows Sharp Dresser.

  • @adamitodarkinito
    @adamitodarkinito 6 років тому +3086

    108: Spy is Scout's dad.

  • @hyperspeedcrab
    @hyperspeedcrab 4 роки тому +65

    The breads DO correspond to classes, it has a rare chance of dropping from a teleporter as a reference to Expiration Date, I once built a teleporter and when a Pyro came through, he dropped a piece of burnt loaf.

  • @Thebootlegmariobros
    @Thebootlegmariobros 5 років тому +183

    3:07 he’s Staring into my soul

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 4 роки тому +8

      I can't look at engie anymore

    • @rishiwow
      @rishiwow 4 роки тому +4

      The dark behind him just makes it worse

    • @bengaming3835
      @bengaming3835 3 роки тому +1

      Now imagine gunslingerpro2009 without his googles

  • @Youtuber-uo2vp
    @Youtuber-uo2vp 4 роки тому +361

    One of engineers lines:
    "Take like a man shorty!"
    7:51

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 4 роки тому +3

      Probably towards other engineers, I'm guessing?

    • @MK-ew6kr
      @MK-ew6kr 3 роки тому

      @@thilsiktonix yeah I think your right

    • @Cobaltus
      @Cobaltus 3 роки тому

      He roasted himself

    • @thevoid2
      @thevoid2 3 роки тому +1

      "Take it like a man shorty"
      - short people

  • @nicotine_twoshot
    @nicotine_twoshot 4 роки тому +250

    "Has 11 PHD's. I bet that 10 of those are making me sad."

  • @thatboi4361
    @thatboi4361 8 років тому +274

    I'm watching this at night and when I saw the engineer without his goggles I was legit scared

  • @ashtinator1
    @ashtinator1 5 років тому +80

    "SANDVICH MAKE ME STROONG!!!" - Heavy Weapons Guy.
    3:10 is heavy steriod recipe

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 6 років тому +600

    I actually named my bird Archimedes....
    Not the great scholar Archimedes, but a video game character's pet bird,
    Named Archimedes.

    • @jjprs3062
      @jjprs3062 5 років тому +88

      make sure he doesn't get stuck in some stupid Boston kid's chest.

    • @sagittariusaquarius5033
      @sagittariusaquarius5033 5 років тому +31

      My grandparents have a plastic owl that's supposed to scare stuff away during summer, and I named it after Archimedes...

    • @Kai-xb1iw
      @Kai-xb1iw 5 років тому +15

      I had a cockatiel named Archimedes

    • @masonlevine4356
      @masonlevine4356 5 років тому +10

      I need a dove now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dragonsamurai453productions
      @dragonsamurai453productions 5 років тому +6

      You are talking about Medic's bird Archimedes.

  • @player_x4231
    @player_x4231 3 роки тому +18

    7:30
    Scout can also play the Bongoes
    Medic can play the Violin
    Engineer can play a guitar or banjo idk i cant tell which is which

  • @Hevelord
    @Hevelord 7 років тому +404

    Scout: Cinnamon Bread (American, Boston related)
    Soldier: Slice of Bread Ration (Army)
    Pyro: Burnt Slice of Bread (Burnt)
    Demoman: Crumpet (Scottish)
    Heavy: Russian Black Bread (Russian, the name)
    Engineer: Cornbread? (American, The South)
    Medic: Pretzel (German)
    Sniper: Auzzie bread (Australian)
    Spy: Baguette (French)
    thx and half life

    • @krystianlaubach
      @krystianlaubach 6 років тому +11

      i was hoping i would find this

    • @dominicplacencia7828
      @dominicplacencia7828 6 років тому +9

      I feel like Heavy is the normal bread, demoman is the black bread and the crumpets is the sniper

    • @dominicplacencia7828
      @dominicplacencia7828 6 років тому +1

      Meemz4Daes nah demo is black bread

    • @angelical9670
      @angelical9670 6 років тому +5

      Bread Fortress 2

    • @frostybread2731
      @frostybread2731 6 років тому +3

      your comment is a year old but I need to say. Snipers " Auzzie " bread is tip top bread. that's Auzzie. unless its for sausage sizzles. then you use the crappy home brand bread. I am a experienced Australian. and I know my bread. ROFL LMFAO.

  • @brant7538
    @brant7538 7 років тому +733

    The engineer with no goggles is so creepy

    • @jackdubos1700
      @jackdubos1700 6 років тому +3

      Brant Young yeah he's so creepy

    • @androo6473
      @androo6473 6 років тому

      Brant Young Ya think!

    • @Splashzone263
      @Splashzone263 6 років тому

      Ikr

    • @Powerdestroyer
      @Powerdestroyer 6 років тому +7

      Especially the way he looks in the image...

    • @androo6473
      @androo6473 6 років тому +2

      Brant Young people say it’s creepy because people rarely see him take his goggles off....fax’s lads

  • @RedX3010
    @RedX3010 6 років тому +277

    I know its an old video but I'd like to add the following:
    108: BLU (Builders League United) delivers the payload to demolish
    and RED (Reliable Excavation Demolition) takes care that nothing gets destroyed, aka they defend
    109: On August 10th, 2012 in the left corner of the "Team Fortress 2" logo on the Official Team Fortress 2 website, there was a blood stain. Clicking it led to a page displaying the birth certificate of the Mann Brothers, Blutarch Mann, Redmond Mann and Gray Mann, stating that Gray Mann had been absconded by "the EAGLE".
    The following day, a second blood stain appeared, again linking to Zepheniah Mann's last will revealing new text which was previously obscured by sand. He mentions Gray Mann and leaves his cache of "miracle gravel" to Elizabeth. The August 11, 2012 Patch created an intricate ARG involving the Barely-Melted Capacitor and the High-Five Taunt. See the associated article for more details.

    • @jetstreamsam9580
      @jetstreamsam9580 5 років тому +8

      110: MeeM

    • @LunaECG
      @LunaECG 5 років тому +5

      111: there are currently 520 achievements

    • @Ash-zm1vx
      @Ash-zm1vx 5 років тому +2

      Erik Gerwik that’s already in there

    • @basketbomberslackingson4417
      @basketbomberslackingson4417 4 роки тому +1

      Chael Cudia
      Why does the medic canonically make deals with the devil? Why are 2 of the Classic Mercs pedophiles (see the latest tf2 comic for both of those)? Why does Heavy sleep with his gun? Why does Australium exist?
      See what I’m getting at? Don’t really need to question it, it’s a weird ass world where you ask an Australian for literally everything they own and they give it to you (as Spy shows off asking for a submarine in Blood In the Water, in the same comic the Soldier asks those Australians for their ears to make a necklace for Heavys sister... they say yes to both) excluding Saxton and his old female friend whom I forget the name of.

  • @Idk_________
    @Idk_________ 3 роки тому +37

    I just imagine soldier sailing in with his makeshift boat to Normandy and everyone looking surprised af and even more surprised when he started killing nazis

    • @OdhranFoley
      @OdhranFoley 2 роки тому +1

      if soldier did not canonically use trolldier in ww2 Im going to be pissed

  • @jjprs3062
    @jjprs3062 5 років тому +168

    me: $200 per bullet? jee, thats a lot
    Also me:*waste all of heavy ammo on a wall and resupply cuz why not

  • @yaboisirdankis373
    @yaboisirdankis373 8 років тому +896

    Team Fortress 2 would make an awesome movie

    • @berd3307
      @berd3307 8 років тому +43

      ya Boi sir dankis
      If they did it right. And as we know, video game movies typically aren't done right.

    • @Awsome2464
      @Awsome2464 8 років тому +34

      Given how Expiration Date went, I think it could very easily be done right.

    • @Awsome2464
      @Awsome2464 7 років тому +1

      Vesperia Foolings Really?? Source?

    • @Shybe777
      @Shybe777 7 років тому

      Vesperia Foolings It would be nice if it's MvM, or maybe more shorts, those were nice but I prefer MvM shorts

    • @Awsome2464
      @Awsome2464 7 років тому +15

      I can't find any articles or anything about it. So you're either trolling or you're going to have to post a link

  • @sandrabuttaci258
    @sandrabuttaci258 8 років тому +369

    Having over 900 hours in this game, I suspect that a lot of people are going to get triggered by this, so I'll just point it out now: The Engineer has 10 *hard* PhDs, meaning they're related to engineering and stuff. The 11th one is for psychology... y'know, so he can understand what really pisses you off, and abuse that weakness like there's no tomorrow XD

    • @bolinhomustefaga2524
      @bolinhomustefaga2524 8 років тому

      wat is PhD? im dumb ;-;

    • @EnoughCactus
      @EnoughCactus 8 років тому +10

      It stands for Doctor of Philosophy. It's a college/university degree.

    • @bolinhomustefaga2524
      @bolinhomustefaga2524 8 років тому

      +This comment will offend you. oh

    • @EnoughCactus
      @EnoughCactus 8 років тому +1

      Lucas Martins de Araujo
      Wow, that was quick. How long have you been on your computer?

    • @blastermaster2285
      @blastermaster2285 8 років тому +17

      he also has a full degree in using more gun

  • @anonymouscheesepie3768
    @anonymouscheesepie3768 3 роки тому +48

    4:24 They're not even tumours, they're a form of self-awareness that lives in only an environment of pure-wheat.

  • @Sludgling
    @Sludgling 5 років тому +216

    A fact I wanted to add, referencing to number twenty nine, there is a slight chance with every teleport, a loaf of bread or bread related foods that are linked to fact 58.
    Hope you noticed this.
    Bye!

    • @DaPostmasta
      @DaPostmasta 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, one time I was playing practice with bots on the KOTH map "Lakeside" and I made a teleporter, I then saw a bot teleport through, but with the bot was a pretzel...
      no, seriously, just a pretzel...

    • @UseTheScience
      @UseTheScience 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t think it’s slight though. Happens to me almost every time I take a tele

    • @briceschiele6955
      @briceschiele6955 4 роки тому +2

      Ahaha! radical Larry! How are ya? Are the femur biscuits good?

    • @Sludgling
      @Sludgling 4 роки тому +2

      You were playing medic, right? Each class spawns a specific type of bread.
      The Scout’s bread: Normal Loaf
      The Soldier’s bread: Slice of bread ration
      The Pyro’s bread: Burnt toast
      The Demoman’s bread: Slice of cinnamon swirl bread
      The Heavy’s bread: Loaf of Borodinsky bread
      The Engineer’s bread: A small piece of Cornbread
      The Medic’s bread: A pretzel
      The Sniper’s bread: A crumpet
      The Spy’s bread: Baguette
      By the way, the Soldier has about 5 times the normal chance of spawning bread when he teleports. Pretty neat, huh?

    • @briceschiele6955
      @briceschiele6955 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sludgling reference to expiration date. This is talking about shoulder teleporting nothing but bread for 3 days

  • @DylandbGaming
    @DylandbGaming 4 роки тому +268

    "there have been 547 updates and this is more on the way"
    that is debatable.

    • @lukejensen9933
      @lukejensen9933 3 роки тому

      he means Smissmas and Scream Fortress

    • @randomnobody6001
      @randomnobody6001 3 роки тому

      I mean
      We're gonna get the heavy update in about 2 years

  • @friedwater6519
    @friedwater6519 6 років тому +498

    I hate when people confuse Australium wrenches with Golden Wrenches

    • @unusedaccountlmfaooooo
      @unusedaccountlmfaooooo 6 років тому +7

      ∆∆∆
      What?....

    • @amyreeper6959
      @amyreeper6959 5 років тому +1

      *Australian

    • @PatriotDank
      @PatriotDank 5 років тому +35

      死 AmyReeper 死 You’ve never played TF2, have you?

    • @amyreeper6959
      @amyreeper6959 5 років тому +3

      Trevor Werner lol no but I want to

    • @siphernil
      @siphernil 5 років тому +6

      It wasn't a confusion.
      The golden wrenches were given away, but as far as I know, they are functionally similar to australium wrenches.
      (i am a year late)

  • @spyant123
    @spyant123 3 роки тому +16

    8:16 Baguette represents Spy, burnt bread represents Pyro, cinnamon-swirl bread represents Demoman, cornbread represents Engineer, crumpet represents Sniper, plain loaf represents Scout, pretzel represents Medic, bread ration represents Soldier, and borodinsky bread represents Heavy

    • @afrozendiamond
      @afrozendiamond Рік тому +3

      A few corrections; cinnamon swirl bread is a German food that medic drops, demoman drops English muffin, scout drops pretzel, sniper drops plain bread

    • @Parts4Fun
      @Parts4Fun 8 місяців тому

      Plain loaf would be soldier cuz he teleported bread with that texture 3 times

    • @thejail_berd8731
      @thejail_berd8731 2 місяці тому

      @@Parts4Funbut the ration says do not teleport

    • @FPBRM23
      @FPBRM23 Місяць тому

      @@thejail_berd8731on top of that it’s very similar to war rations

  • @scientistdoggo
    @scientistdoggo 5 років тому +223

    "Hey, Can i copy your homework?"
    "Yeah, Just change it up a bit so no one
    notices.
    "Gray Man" "Gman"

  • @iamthemeguyhere
    @iamthemeguyhere 5 років тому +184

    Tf2 fans before the engineers eye reveal: Take off the goggles!
    Engineer: *takes off goggles*
    Tf2 fans: *I’M GONNA HAVE ETERNAL NIGHTMARES AND HALLUCINATIONS!!!!!*

    • @Airdeer-xr2tb
      @Airdeer-xr2tb 2 роки тому +2

      Halucinations* Its been 2 years and you havent fix that up

    • @iamthemeguyhere
      @iamthemeguyhere 2 роки тому +8

      @@Airdeer-xr2tb there, happy?

  • @frdspa5434
    @frdspa5434 3 роки тому +15

    Some of the facts on this list be like “scout is a playable character”

  • @cbarre9937
    @cbarre9937 5 років тому +118

    9:25
    You could have done a good joke. YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT!

    • @jerrycisneros9973
      @jerrycisneros9973 4 роки тому +9

      people think the mad milk is scout's...stuff do people thing he's getting off in the middle of battle

    • @kyssilver
      @kyssilver 4 роки тому +7

      @@jerrycisneros9973 Oh god, i never thought of it that way, i thought Sniper's jarate was bad enough but jesus..

    • @louiemachan9667
      @louiemachan9667 4 роки тому +2

      @Charles why?

    • @stupididiotmcgee2318
      @stupididiotmcgee2318 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @dinkelbroetchenlover
      @dinkelbroetchenlover 3 роки тому

      @@jerrycisneros9973 I mean, if Sniper can pee into a glass while shooting people, then I'm pretty sure that Scout could wank into a bottle lmao

  • @OtaconEmmerich
    @OtaconEmmerich 8 років тому +682

    I remember when hats and cosmetic items didn't exist in TF2! *waves cane*

    • @RaburnTPF0297
      @RaburnTPF0297 8 років тому +26

      +Josh G. (OtaconEmmerich) Same here mate..I feel old. *adjusts dentures*

    • @magicman7581
      @magicman7581 8 років тому

      +Josh G. (OtaconEmmerich) gadmen is mad at you now

    • @evanrunningcrane
      @evanrunningcrane 8 років тому +1

      +Josh G. (OtaconEmmerich) It must have been hell right?

    • @OtaconEmmerich
      @OtaconEmmerich 8 років тому

      The Misunderstood
      We had gameplay! We didn't need to unlock weapons because you started with them all! We didn't have taunts! We used that minute or so before the game to charge our uber!(which never fully charged if you didn't join early enough)

    • @OtaconEmmerich
      @OtaconEmmerich 8 років тому

      Sirrockyqo
      Nope! NOTHING! See previous posts.

  • @ultraraglo1655
    @ultraraglo1655 7 років тому +322

    if the mercenaries need mega baboon hearts to withstand an ubercharge...
    *HOW DID HE GET ONE INTO SCOUT IF IT BARELY GOT INTO HEAVY?*

  • @typryor2227
    @typryor2227 3 роки тому +15

    “I fear no man, but they... thing”
    * Engineer without goggles *
    “It scares me!”

  • @tidepod5388
    @tidepod5388 5 років тому +439

    #69 "mad milk-"
    im gonna stop you right there

  • @Beltboy
    @Beltboy 4 роки тому +418

    108: God made Scout, expecting Scout to actually get laid.

    • @zombiefanatic4833
      @zombiefanatic4833 4 роки тому +9

      He did technically one time

    • @dillinger333
      @dillinger333 4 роки тому +34

      "Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin." - Spy.

    • @theflock4916
      @theflock4916 4 роки тому +14

      Mitch Spy, about Heavy: “He died as he lived, morbidly obese.”

    • @Omegaset
      @Omegaset 3 роки тому +8

      And then, once hearing that scout never got laid, threatened to start the apocalypse

    • @thecannedslap
      @thecannedslap 3 роки тому +6

      Didn’t he do that chicken lady

  • @deelim5092
    @deelim5092 5 років тому +80

    "the best and *only* war themed hat sim"
    Bootleg Chinese companies: *laughs in Chinese*

  • @dr.mystery5791
    @dr.mystery5791 3 роки тому +5

    8:13 I can explain that one every time a class goes through a teleported there is a chance it will spawn the class specific bread for example sometimes when spy goes through a teleporter it also teleports a baguette with him, this was added after expiration date came out.

  • @steelywheeleyautomobiley8311
    @steelywheeleyautomobiley8311 5 років тому +135

    It's 2019 and I'm still in love with this game

    • @kai228
      @kai228 5 років тому +3

      steely wheeley automobiley same

    • @saschabathorse2239
      @saschabathorse2239 5 років тому +3

      same!

    • @coledroojones4425
      @coledroojones4425 4 роки тому +2

      @totaly trowles gaming trowles same

    • @greenstorm5568
      @greenstorm5568 4 роки тому

      @totaly trowles gaming trowles y dont u? Its free and it even runs on my potato

    • @greenstorm5568
      @greenstorm5568 4 роки тому

      @@coledroojones4425 y dont u have it either?

  • @tokemon4525
    @tokemon4525 4 роки тому +144

    Actually, my dad's friend was asked to make music for tf2, however he declined, what great things that could have been.

    • @gamingwithryan2.071
      @gamingwithryan2.071 4 роки тому +5

      imagine what would have happened

    • @squipjuice3248
      @squipjuice3248 3 роки тому +5

      @@gamingwithryan2.071 DUN DUN DUN I SHAT MY PANTTSSSS

    • @shrimpski4695
      @shrimpski4695 3 роки тому +1

      Could’ve told your dad to tell your friend to tell gaben to hire more people for tf2

    • @nimbarius1800
      @nimbarius1800 3 роки тому +4

      LIAR

    • @TRCumbox
      @TRCumbox 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah sure

  • @bl3nd3rman97
    @bl3nd3rman97 7 років тому +533

    7:30 what about engie and his guitar?

    • @reneliebregts64
      @reneliebregts64 6 років тому +18

      BL3ND3RMAN banjo?

    • @Naleksuh
      @Naleksuh 6 років тому +23

      He was talking about the taunt from the frontier justice. But yeah the banjo is a thing too

    • @pyroveus5408
      @pyroveus5408 6 років тому +8

      Not just the frontier justice taunt. U watched meet the engineer right

    • @Naleksuh
      @Naleksuh 6 років тому +3

      Give me a meme. Yum. Those vids aren't Canon tho. That's the same vid that shows him building multiple sentries

    • @pyroveus5408
      @pyroveus5408 6 років тому +3

      But he causes extreme pain and salt... that’s canon, right? Lol

  • @preacherofmusic
    @preacherofmusic Рік тому +3

    "547 updates and always more to come"
    For the first time since Jungle Inferno, I am inclined to believe you.

  • @manadex822
    @manadex822 5 років тому +114

    Scout’s real name is Jeremy.
    Me a be more chill nerd: happy noises

  • @bumblxb6445
    @bumblxb6445 8 років тому +438

    i wonder if anybody else wish tf2 had a cartoon/movie/anything like that?

    • @bumblxb6445
      @bumblxb6445 8 років тому +3

      i wonder if anybody else thinks this makes no sense?

    • @sherritolson5984
      @sherritolson5984 8 років тому +1

      i wished it

    • @catonline878
      @catonline878 8 років тому +21

      It was going to happen but was cancelled. The video Expiration Date was going to be the pilot.

    • @sherritolson5984
      @sherritolson5984 8 років тому

      tell me more please

    • @catonline878
      @catonline878 8 років тому

      sherri tolson There's a video on Bedhead Bernie's channel about it so watch that.

  • @ExtremusStupidus
    @ExtremusStupidus 4 роки тому +290

    Therapist: Dont worry engi without googles doesnt exist
    engie without googles:

    • @ethanbear360
      @ethanbear360 3 роки тому +4

      lets be honest. The current engi without googles models are so cursed, but in the comics, he looks fine

    • @bss6854
      @bss6854 3 роки тому +1

      It's goggles, not googles.

    • @stipdip7785
      @stipdip7785 3 роки тому

      @@ethanbear360 all the characters look better in the comics engi is no exception

    • @Vintenuthewizard
      @Vintenuthewizard 3 роки тому +2

      ah yes googles

    • @Cobaltus
      @Cobaltus 3 роки тому

      3:07

  • @H_d7755
    @H_d7755 Рік тому +3

    Fact 107: "and there are always more on the way"
    This statement is kind ironic in today's light, now that its been so many years since the last update, and the fact that Valve is now almost completely ignoring Tf2. It's sad really.

  • @joan6862
    @joan6862 5 років тому +74

    "I play scout more than sniper"
    14:36

    • @shadowdoggo6163
      @shadowdoggo6163 4 роки тому +2

      Joan jz huh. Guess he plays.

    • @stipdip7785
      @stipdip7785 3 роки тому

      I prefer the sweet satisfaction of headshots over mobility so I play more sniper

  • @bobbyp0243
    @bobbyp0243 7 років тому +148

    Technically there are 10 bread models . . . the sandvich

  • @Gnappopo
    @Gnappopo 4 роки тому +55

    Usain bolt: I'm the fastest man alive
    Scout: hold my bonk..

    • @Y0SH1P0GG3R
      @Y0SH1P0GG3R 3 роки тому +1

      Demoman: Hold my *burp* scrumpy!

    • @Rando_2100
      @Rando_2100 2 роки тому

      Usain bolt can rut at 28 mph, scout runs at 2a

    • @mattburrowes
      @mattburrowes 9 місяців тому

      @@Rando_2100Full speed eyelander demo runs faster than usain (i think about 40 mph or smth)

  • @DavidBFBYT
    @DavidBFBYT 3 місяці тому +2

    8:17 they do have things about mercs and they actually have a chance to pop out when you use a teleporter, kinda like the Archimedes scout gib sort of

  • @Puncake
    @Puncake 8 років тому +453

    Engineer was most popular class in TF2... but then the F2P update came...

    • @cassidyknight9566
      @cassidyknight9566 8 років тому +19

      Most f2ps play engineer

    • @arvidbergman
      @arvidbergman 8 років тому +46

      +Gardevoir Worshipper AHEMsniperAHEM

    • @UncleDaniel
      @UncleDaniel 8 років тому +2

      +DidYouSayChocolate thought it was scout

    • @cassidyknight9566
      @cassidyknight9566 8 років тому +1

      +Arvid Bergman I barely see snipers anymore

    • @arvidbergman
      @arvidbergman 8 років тому +15

      Gardevoir Worshipper You abviously never play CTF.

  • @hunteravants7170
    @hunteravants7170 5 років тому +57

    One this is by far one of the best fps games around. Second engie NEEDS to keep his goggles on

    • @lizflessert2427
      @lizflessert2427 3 роки тому

      I agree, if I saw that at 3:00 AM I would burn my house down.

    • @korijan2660
      @korijan2660 2 роки тому

      He doesn't look that bad in loose canon, in my opinion

  • @will.carroll04
    @will.carroll04 8 років тому +125

    First of all
    Now I can make sandvich
    But
    Jesus wtf is that engie without goggles

    • @hotheddfever4783
      @hotheddfever4783 7 років тому +1

      Will Carroll
      HES BEAUTIFUL WITH THEM ON AND OFF

    • @GabrielSantana-xo9gx
      @GabrielSantana-xo9gx 7 років тому

      He is staregeneer

    • @ziki3518
      @ziki3518 6 років тому

      Well all have that one freind who when he wears his glasses he looks like this (O-O) and with out them he looks like this ('-'). same for the Engi .

    • @reaperreyes4591
      @reaperreyes4591 6 років тому

      Will Carroll my nightmare !!

  • @Fr1endly7
    @Fr1endly7 2 роки тому +2

    8:14 Not too long ago I was playing Medic and when a stepped off a teleporter that spiral bread thing flew out of me. I guess that must be a rare occurrence that happens when you step off a Teleporter in reference to Expiration Date

  • @xXSgtJackXx
    @xXSgtJackXx 8 років тому +612

    AAAAAAAA HOLLY HELL ENGI WITHOUT GOOGLES IS TERRYFING

  • @je_sus332
    @je_sus332 5 років тому +67

    Me: I wonder what you look like without goggles
    *Engineer takes off goggles*
    Me: You looked cooler with the goggles on...

  • @gorgon6680
    @gorgon6680 8 років тому +292

    in my 2000 hours of tf2 I have only seen 2 doves flying from the sky

    • @broganmurray7195
      @broganmurray7195 8 років тому +2

      2 refined plz Super refined mate

    • @gorgon6680
      @gorgon6680 8 років тому +1

      Brogan Murray k

    • @ZERO-tv5zg
      @ZERO-tv5zg 8 років тому

      2 refined plz me, too :)

    • @broganmurray7195
      @broganmurray7195 8 років тому

      Free ref? Hit me up man! Username The Freeman

    • @gorgon6680
      @gorgon6680 8 років тому

      K but I only have 2 ref on me atm

  • @DenisBalterDan
    @DenisBalterDan Рік тому +2

    7 years ago: there have been 547 updates since tf2 was released
    Now: 2071 days since last update

  • @cassanovax8368
    @cassanovax8368 4 роки тому +138

    Archimedes was a wedding dove,
    Medic: *AlLoW mE tO iNtRoDuCe MySeLf*

  • @-_melow_-8111
    @-_melow_-8111 7 років тому +253

    You can tell they dont play tf2 when they start the video with a hat joke

    • @beautifulmeeses
      @beautifulmeeses 6 років тому +4

      And how?

    • @thatoneguy286
      @thatoneguy286 6 років тому +5

      Well think about your fave game, think about how hard it would be to try to always play and discuss only that game when you have a UA-cam Channel or job that envolves viewing plenty of games.

    • @l0gan359
      @l0gan359 5 років тому

      ?how?

    • @OfficialUkraine
      @OfficialUkraine 5 років тому

      Melow Exactly

    • @jofej6998
      @jofej6998 5 років тому +1

      Yeah

  • @MCWillthegreat
    @MCWillthegreat 8 років тому +55

    Fact #29 Is somewhat correct, but medic explains that it isn't exactly 'tumors' that grow on the bread, so calling them tumors would be incorrect.

  • @jamesbrownhill6819
    @jamesbrownhill6819 2 роки тому +3

    Hello, ex tf2 developer here. About the robots, we were thinking about releasing them as skins sorta like pyro vision for mann vs machine, but it was cut for time.

    • @stheno7312
      @stheno7312 2 роки тому +3

      please go back to development, your people need you
      #savetf2

  • @goatorganz5661
    @goatorganz5661 5 років тому +45

    Fact 7 scout has 7 older brothers. I see watcha did there 😏😏

  • @therarebirdheavy9954
    @therarebirdheavy9954 8 років тому +2185

    I heard you where talking about tf2.

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 8 років тому +1

      +Lorenzo Rainer Detran -ispow

    • @Zrbrcr
      @Zrbrcr 8 років тому +8

      Did a little birdy tell you?

    • @coolcomment8
      @coolcomment8 8 років тому +2

      +The rare Bird Heavy All we need left is to have Spookwagen to come here

    • @TheWhiskySix
      @TheWhiskySix 8 років тому +1

      +The rare Bird Heavy TWEET TWEET!!!

    • @roarfire779
      @roarfire779 8 років тому +5

      +The rare Bird Heavy *quietly* as we see here we find the rare pootis bird some say its so rare that some people don't even see it while they're alive
      I AM GOING TO POKE IT WITH A STICK!

  • @theteeve
    @theteeve 7 років тому +42

    You forgot the fact that spy is gabens favorite class

    • @andrewgarcia6303
      @andrewgarcia6303 6 років тому +1

      Canaan Darnell did you forget about the pyro update?

    • @KAR401
      @KAR401 6 років тому

      Wasn’t it the spy

  • @Turbs94945
    @Turbs94945 3 роки тому +6

    In-Game Engineer with no goggles is so scary I can't even

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla 3 роки тому +47

    I love how Scout’s kill taunt is the slowest and Heavy’s is the fastest

  • @kaninekodiak
    @kaninekodiak 6 років тому +69

    I was surprised to already know pretty much all of these, despite only joining the TF2 fandom two months ago.

  • @randomwithnopurpose
    @randomwithnopurpose 8 років тому +42

    518 achievements... There's actually 520 now

  • @Anmatgreen
    @Anmatgreen 4 роки тому +33

    "And there's always more updates on the way"
    I see what you did there, you joker.

  • @sammy-ts3jh
    @sammy-ts3jh 3 роки тому +3

    10:54 The Leaderbard just guessed my Engineer Loadout Correctly :O

  • @quickfirefly6693
    @quickfirefly6693 4 роки тому +42

    "there have ben 547 and there's always more on the way"
    I wish

    • @D_Bouss
      @D_Bouss 3 роки тому

      I think the TF2 team died.

    • @marky3358
      @marky3358 3 роки тому

      @@D_Bouss fun fact: they were working on valorant lol

  • @friendlysith7789
    @friendlysith7789 8 років тому +90

    4:30 woah, June 8 is my birthday. My birthday is now about doves flying out of Scout's stomach.

  • @papyconnors4935
    @papyconnors4935 5 років тому +19

    I killed a scout once and saw the dove and i was like "w t f?" looked it up and then was like
    *Happiness noise*

  • @AusterLiteax
    @AusterLiteax 4 роки тому +2

    Engineer without google is the most cursed thing ever...,more cursed than soldier without helmet

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread 5 років тому +20

    "The model for Spy's butterfly knife-"
    Shows the Sharp Dresser

  • @AnarchyAgenda
    @AnarchyAgenda 5 років тому +20

    Engineer kills a scout: "Take it like a man shorty" I thought you were the shortest

    • @kyssilver
      @kyssilver 4 роки тому +1

      Haha, i know right?

  • @samanthafehrer489
    @samanthafehrer489 6 років тому +115

    If you got all 518 achievements.
    What have you done with your life?

    • @howdidigethere544
      @howdidigethere544 5 років тому +7

      Then do the last 2 there is 520 achievement s in the game

    • @za_crispy
      @za_crispy 5 років тому +1

      Everything I have to do before i die

    • @ERROR-kr2kc
      @ERROR-kr2kc 5 років тому +1

      Gone on an achovement server lol (well to get half at least)

    • @marineguy2286
      @marineguy2286 5 років тому +3

      Steam achievment manager

    • @nicoo5474
      @nicoo5474 5 років тому

      Enjoy it.

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 3 роки тому +5

    "the parachute is for soldiers, and not supply drops"
    Demoman: *cries in corner*

  • @Zhair-Zh
    @Zhair-Zh 7 років тому +182

    "Best war themed hat simulator" that killed me

  • @earlchester591
    @earlchester591 4 роки тому +38

    3:05 imagine seeing this in 3am

  • @alexweiswasser4585
    @alexweiswasser4585 4 роки тому +26

    14:55 That aged well.

  • @starz879
    @starz879 3 роки тому +4

    “the engineer has 11 PHDS, and i have to assume 10 of them have to do with destroying my happiness

  • @alapotato9367
    @alapotato9367 5 років тому +47

    9:30 according to the item description of the mad milk. The mad milk is a *non-milk substance*

    • @hibois6371
      @hibois6371 5 років тому +9

      It's made when Scout thinks of miss pauling

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 4 роки тому +6

      @@hibois6371 False. It's made while Spy is with Scouts mom.

    • @kyssilver
      @kyssilver 4 роки тому +4

      Please shoot me

    • @JustYourLocalNoob
      @JustYourLocalNoob Рік тому +2

      ​@@titanictnt7476 ℕ𝔼𝕀ℕ

  • @brassbeast8582
    @brassbeast8582 4 роки тому +28

    4:02 I see you’ve never used the huntsman taunt kill

    • @mayocult2025
      @mayocult2025 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, because it's the second fastest taunt kill

    • @jacksroolz3525
      @jacksroolz3525 2 роки тому +1

      heavy is still the fastest and ngl the fatest

  • @JyroSope
    @JyroSope 5 років тому +28

    Another fact you might have missed: The Dalokosh bar is actually the word "Shokolad" but in reverse. And "Shokolad" means chocolate in Hebrew.

    • @xolagix
      @xolagix 4 роки тому +4

      Not only in Hebrew, my комрад.

    • @JyroSope
      @JyroSope 4 роки тому

      @@xolagix yeah, later i noticed it was also in Russian

    • @Tom-pf9hg
      @Tom-pf9hg 2 роки тому

      And Farsi/Persian
      Like this
      شکلات

    • @JyroSope
      @JyroSope 2 роки тому

      @@Tom-pf9hg that's pretty cool! Though I'll say it was probably mostly intended for it to be the Russian translation to chocolate and it's just a coincidence that it's the same in other languages. The more you know I guess!

    • @Tom-pf9hg
      @Tom-pf9hg 2 роки тому

      Yeah I know its probably for Russian but still, and thank you so much! And your right, the more you know!

  • @icantth1nkofanam40
    @icantth1nkofanam40 3 роки тому +1

    21: im pretty sure that shakespearicles actually invented rocket jumping, while abraham lincoln invented stairs as shakespearicles forgot to do so when creating the two storey building