Papers, Please But With Death and Taxes
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- There's only 2 certain things in life, Death and Taxes!
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Jack: "Every time I had to do anything to anybody, I felt really bad." (Talking about Papers Please)
Also Jack playing Papers Please: "D E T A I N E D"
V Kittel
Jack: D E T A I N E D
Guy named E D: 😧
this is the moral crux of gamers the games pull you in till you are five stars in GTA just because you want to try to drive a tank.
I love this also, septic club?
I believe you mean *DABTAINED*
Jordan Cummings are you talking from experience?
Seán: **comes across a word he can't pronounce**
*"So you have chosen... death."*
ba dum tshhh
@@agzzradface3113 actually...
"Bu Dum Ts*
@@elijahnelson9069 actually...
Bah Dum Tsss
@Karina! I love sех! Тар on my photo Oh Fuck Off
@@theradiantdehd3997 actually...
Bu dum braaaaa braaa ba du ba bum bo bum tsss
Dude: *kicks child out of house*
Jack: eh he's cool, he can live
I like Cheese they worded it in such a way that it was kinda confusing but after reading it again pretty sure that kid was gay and got kicked out
TheBlackoutExplorer That’s what I thought too, and honestly, I think it went straight over Sean’s head. He’s a babey, too pure.
i wonder if it's because his profession was listed as rector and it didn't really register that he could have an engineering or industrial background
Cats wait what dam
He had to choose a engineer, or he'd get in trouble
Alternate Title: Jack Unleashes His Homicidal Tendencies onto Unsuspecting Video Game Characters
YourShareOfTheVoid lol
Alternative alternate title: Human Male Embodies Humanities Ever Growing Need to Erase Itself From it's own Existence and any Creations of Their own Design.
No u
Isn't that the point of most games?
🤣
Guy: *thinks about beating his child and kicks him out of his home*
Jack: *kills only the old people*
Also jack in first round: kills the much younger one
this did kind of piss me off that jack didn't fully understand what he was reading. f
Yeah it was like he skimmed over the whole part where the guy kicked his son out of the house for being gay. Ik he didnt know what he was reading but it still hurt a bit haha
This is why humans don’t choose
He was supposed to kill someone who has a certain type of profession. That person didn't have the right kind of job, unfortunately even though they were a piece of garbage.
"There's only 2 certain things in life, Death and Taxes!"
and the big question is which one is worse.
Taxes, obviously!
School is worst for kids then death
Taxes. Bold of you to assume I want to live 😂
Probably taxes
Taxes, since if you were dead it wouldn’t be bad at all, (because you’re dead!).
Jack: Why was he carrying lemons?
Because of when life gives you lemons
Jay DarkHeart dun dun dun dun DUN
You make a little demon spawn
Like Number.....hold on here...92.
Omfg....
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought this 😂
Food service guy:*“Serves shark fin”*
Jack: “im putting him in the good boy pile”
Shark fin hunting: *is putting sharks at risk & endangering them*
he had to because of the food service background..he could tell the dude was a piece of crap
Tyffanee Lavely it was a joke
@@tyffaneelavely8087 Did he have to? What makes you think that?
@@rendomstranger8698 The game said he had too
@@kevins.4185 So? Doesn't mean that Jack has to listen. I'm getting the feeling that a lot of people missed why this game is compared to papers please.
10:09 : "Björn Oortur"
Me, who has taken about 3 Duolingo lessons in Swedish: "Ah, he is a bear."
Underrated comment 😭
As a swedish person, this made me chuckle
As a Swedish person I can say you are correct.
Björn means Bear?
@@ShadowMoon878 yes
Jack: "And then he'll be a (die)rector."
Me irl: *slaps knee
Me: ba-dum-tss
Now that's a knee slapper
**dances around in a circle**
When he said that i got out fullscreen and liked the video. Its basically an applause
@@marwanbassam9932 Same here friend,same here(actually had to chuckle a lil XD)
“Shark fin soup and turtle jelly.” “Good boi pile.”
*Press X to doubt*
Poor turtles
x
*F has entered the chat*
XXXXXXXX
He has to though
Jack: I always felt bad while playing Papers Please
Also Jack in the past:
"DAFUCKOUTTAMYLINE!"
"DETAIIIINED!"
"ok let's not feed my family"
Fr tho you couldn't watch for 2 minutes without hearing one
“There are only two certainties in life: death and taxes”
Queen Elizabeth II quietly chuckles to herself in the corner.
True
Fuck ur right
Can't remember whose quote that is ?
Recon Duty it’s Finbarr D’Arcy’s
The queen will live forever ♾
Jack: “Why is fate buying lemons?”
Me:”well when life gives you lemons 🥴”
*_when lemons give you life_*
@@averysavory7409 you make lifeade
When life gives you lemons you take those lemons and squeeze them back into life's eyes!
You give those lemons back!
When life gives you lemons you burn life's house down
After seeing that he could draw on the papers, I got to wondering, can he black out important information to trick Fate to kill or spare someone against the rules?
Oh my Godd this is so woke
Daaaaamn, I never thougt of that.
Ooh you night be right I want to see this
He has to test this!
I will buy the game just to test this
Jack: "Ichthyology. You made that up you didn't study that"
ichthyology: the branch of zoology that deals with fishes.
Half of his choices had to do with their names
Me: *chuckles* I’m in danger
hdxhs i shouldnt have laughed but also ur name is powerful, good vibes
I think you're fine.
I think I would have the same problem as you😂
@@guusjepostulart9720 pen name: Augustus Poptart 🤣
im swedish gonna be hard to say my name correctly
“Wait I like to talk a lot. Oh God do I have to kill myself?!”
And then Fate says, “Indeed. I am glad you are paying attention.”
That could not have been more perfect 5:11
I agree
I didn’t even notice until now! Haha, that’s good 😂
Revelations (Bible): Death & Hades
will be thrown into the Lake of Burning Sulfur
by those of God,
during the End Times. 👼❤💫
Jacksepticeye: "Ichthyology, sounds made up. I GOT MY DEATH STAMP READY!"
Me: Looks up ichthyology and finds out it's a branch of zoology that deals with fishes.
Ithyology - good. ARK Survival Icthyornis - BAD send straight to hell!
I'll admit, I immediately knew what it was, simply because of Xenoblade Chronicles 2
@@ameliadriscoll8634 F*** THOSE THINGS THEY STOLE MY GOOD RIFLE AND I COULDNT FIND WHERE THEY DROPPED IT AND THEYRE SO ANNOYING TO KILL
Fun fact about me. I have ichthyphobia.
Yeah I learned that while playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
Jack: "why am I buying lemons?"
Me: "wELl whEn LIfE gIvEs yOU lEmOnS--"
*the vine starts playing*
When lemons give you life
Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! "I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?"
Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Aidan YEAH HE SAYS WHAT WERE ALL THINKING
@@RocketPropelledGamer First thing I think everytime I see a lemon tbh
Jack: i have very high standards for who lives
Me:spaghetti
Jack: oh no you have met all my standards
NYEH HEH HEH
*claps*
*bonetrousle intensifies*
i love me some references!
This tickled my ribcage LOL
Jack, ichthyology is the branch of zoology that deals with fishes.
Headless Horseman this^
as a greek, I can confirm
kateyepawtch Τώρα τελευταία πολλούς Έλληνες βλέπω στα κομμεντς. Noice noice
Yes! Where's my biologists at?
Idk man. Sounds fishy to me
'restaurant owner"
Jack: I should read this cause I think he MIGHT have a food background
To be fair, you don't have to have any background or qualifications to *own* a restaurant. Owning it doesn't necessarily mean you manage it, or even work in it in any way (although many owners do).
but he wanted to know about him. He likes to read all the content of the game he plays.
@@ViewtifulZeke It's literally a background in the industry; He owns a fecking restaurant, which means he's in the industry.
@@ViewtifulZeke Even if he's just dipping his feet into the deep depths of the food industry
@@sebdoes You misunderstood the comment.
"Die-rector"
That was honestly the best pun I've heard in a very long time.
Yea, me too.. Mostly because of my very annoying sister and her "funny" jokes/puns...
and the way he looks, nods, and smiles at the camera is too funny, loool
Jacksepticeye: “I’m a Grimm Reaper, I get to decide if people live or not!”
*Later*
*SATAN HAS JOINED THE CHAT*
Yeah I would have to send you to hell because you’re so hot I’m saying this if I’m a girl so if I ever become a girl this is what I’m gonna do the girl Grim Reaper
*Anti has joined the chat.*
*God has entered the chat*
*satan and the reaper have left the chat*
We need one more 6 in the like count
This comment meme is over used
Jack: There's only 2 things that are certain in this life: Death and Taxes.
Unus Annus: *Happy Death Noises*
*ominous ticking continues, but with a note of satisfaction*
“Everything’s normal I don’t feel good or bad. Everything’s fine”
*Neutral Janet Approaches*
I KNEW IT. HE WATCHES.
Hello. And not hello. it’s nothing to meet you. End of statement.
It's rare to see a comment hearted by the almight Jackseptieye
@@SirOzinn yes it is
don’t remind me 😭 i miss it already
Meanwhile, In the Plant Department:
"...This flower, they will refuse to give any pollen to the bees that land on them."
( ) live ( ) die
im thinking kill everything so it makes them have to give pollen
devious I know (f)live f sort of looks like the symbol they use
Spoilers!
@@MrInternetHermit spoiler about whatt??!?!
That is a tough choice.. good one !
I would love to see Jack do this again, but disregarding the rules and just going based on the person's deeds.
Wow congrats you made it 8 months without some idiot commenting how its sean not jack when he's said he doent care wich one we call him. Thats an accomplishment
"your actions have consequences"
Me: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!
I don’t think Jack realized that the shark fin soup guy was actually an incredibly terrible person
quincey murray tbh neither did I ive just stopped thinking about what other people eat because culture but then I remembered *wait aren’t those things almost extinct in real life*
he had to choose live because of the food service background., but yeah...it's awful :(
@@tyffaneelavely8087 there where another two with a food background
@ahmed sayed, doesnt matter, it was all food service people spared
@@tyffaneelavely8087 yeah. The point of that was to show that sometimes terrible people have to live
17:24
Death, shaking his fist with a marker in his hand and fire in his eyes while staring at the “Die” check box. All because there’s a complicated word in the paperwork
Jack: Ichthyology doesn't exist
Knowledge of fish: Am I a joke to you?
@MPDeity yu sownd stoopid
"What matters is that they cannot avoid the inevitable."
Why do I hear Unus Annus chanting?
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
Savannah Church TICKTOCKTICKTOCK
Unus Annus
*UNUS ANNUS*
mEMENTO MEMORII
UNUS ANNUS
"Maybe I need to kill him so he can be a die-rector " thats a like for that joke
That nod he did was just yes
Maybe he's already a die-rector as one of the later files refer to a suspected serial killer working in a local church.
Rect-em
Has anyone else noticed that every person he was forced to save (people with food related jobs, technicians...) has articles about them and has done something bad?
I'm pretty sure that the Fate guy wants the world destroyed
Well fate in mythology were known for denying people of their hopes and desires where in this game fates rules deny you of your Hope's and desires to kill the worst ones
Jack should play this again and ignore everything that Fate wants him to do
@@Sh12pen agree. We all want to watch the world burn
@@Sh12pen That's actually what turns out in the end. 😂
Nobody:
Jack: Nobody actually likes maths
Me: *backing into a corner*
"Your actions have consequences"
*Danny Devito meme*
"So anyway, I started killing"
*blasting
@@devadaths2461 ah sorry for my utter stupidity not like its supposed to be a joke or anything
The title speaks tragedy, and I'm talking about taxes, not death.
Its matter of realising that you want to OOF
Hi Charlie 😅
Hi radio demon
Hey charlie how’s that rehibilitation thing going for ya
Max Xam badum tss
Jack: stops terrorists in Papers Please
"I felt really bad"
Also Jack: Kills some young dude in Death and Taxes
"I don't feel bad"
Sean: “We keep humans from falling off. We establish the Equilibrium and keep the Chaos in check. For that reason...”
My brain: And for that reason, I’m out.
I wonder if someone can make an animation of this with Jack being the Grim Reaper, Gabby as Fate and BB as Fates cat! That would be so cool:)
Jacksepticeye the Irish Grim Reaper!
Yup
Bro that would be epic!
i thought this said “with death and texas” and i just wasn’t going to question it
smitty werbenjagermanjensen same!! Could be because I live in Texas but I swore that’s what it said. I didn’t question it either
I never questioned a Thumbnail, I'm used to things like that
I thought it said "Death on Taxes" so I thought it meant a game or scenario that taxes us at death. What would the scenario be like at the Gates of Babylon?
Ah i am not the only one to think that
Star 123 why are you replying the same, irrelevant thing on multiple comments
“Two things are certain in this life: death and taxes”
Unus annus
Unus annus
UNUS ANNUS
UNUS ANNUS
Ah yes, an intellectual
Ah, Perfect for the ritual.
@Emily Rotando there is a UA-cam channel called unus annus ("one year" in Latin aparently) you can go watch their first video to understand what it's about
Momento Mori
Momento mori
Jack: “OH GOD DO I WANT TO KILL MYSELF?”
Jumps back into game: “indeed”
I feel you hahah
lol
69 likes... NIIIICCCCEEEE
Kim Huffnagle MOOD
Oh snap, having a heart removed? That's a pretty bad burn by Jack. Or maybe he just hearted the wrong comment, and then removed it, I don't know... But very funny, nonetheless. 😂😂😂
Game: Your choices will affect the world around you. The consequences of your choices are yours to bear.
Jacksepticeye: I'm gonna kill this one man for having a name that's really difficult to pronounce!
That's a pretty good argument.
Telling your purpose, stating the reasons
DID ANYONE ELSE NOT MISS THE FORKLIFT DRIVER NAMED “LUIGI WAH” WHICH JACK KILLED AT 23:06
Edit: also the toxic waste accident may have come from a FORKLIFT CRASH if you will, sooooooo......
“What’s the name?”
“Luigi. Wah Luigi.”
When he said “I decide who lives and who dies” and I was like “WHO TELLS YOUR STTOOORRRRYYYY!”
Only sean has control on who lives who dies and who tells your story
you killed a guy with the name: "Luigi Wah"
“Papers please, but with death and taxes”
tldr: life
Your comment made my day
Your comment made my day
Your comment made my day
Your comment invented time therefore literally made my day
14 Yr olds: ThAT's DeEp
When someone with a strong jaw line and the word “fate” in front of him, you know stuffs about to go down.
You mess with that guy you dead
Person: *has a hard to say name or bio*
Also that person: “why do I hear boss music”
This game is about how death is inevitable.
Unus Annus: Memento Mori Memento Mori Memento Mori!
YESSSSSS
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!!! **Edit: frick my damn phone and it's autocorrect, wtf. XD
*four perfunctory claps*
Fate: you're making very important decisions on who should live and who should die
Jack: I could kill BOTH of them! IM THE GRIM REAPER!!
So you kill the old lady but save the dude who disowned his child for their “romantic inclinations”
Izzyee Is Tired had to let em live (it was also a confusing read)
@@theblackoutexplorer2658 No he didn't.
@@bubbz7351 he had to kill the old lady because she had an industrial background, unlike the dude that hates lgbtq+
@@cuboUR2D Ya I get that but I'm saying that Jack didn't have to let the homophobe live since you can kill extra people.
@@bubbz7351 so its ok to murder someone for their personal beliefs? I don't think being homophobic is a good thing and i entirely disagree but that is my opinion its fucked up that he kicked the child out but you can't just kill people for differing beliefs. It'd be different if he was a homophonic extremist
Jack: “and then he’ll be a (die) rector”
Me:chokes on chip
Emily Rotando lollllllllll
i love how jack feels less bad about killing people then not letting them into his country
*Than, then is for time, and than is used when you compare something, which it is in this case. 👍😉
I mean, the emotional weight that papers please puts on you is a LOT greater than this game
BeatNoLogic thank you :)
jacksepticeye true, that was a lot of stress there
@@jacksepticeye What are you doing up at this hour, I know we're roughly on the same time, maybe just one hour different, one way or the other? (Meaning it's 3 - 5 in the night/EARLY morning.)
"No one really likes math!"
Me, an accounting major: .... I do....
Your seriously majoring in accounting props to you. And I'm pretty sure you just need to know the formulas cause you use calculators
Oh so your good at understanding the building blocks of reality? Nerd
Ah yes a fellow accountant major
Edit: why do we both have bnha avatars,,,
Me mah is an accountant, I don't know how you do what you do, I would have a seizure
@@silasisaspicyboi7458 Don't know if compliment....Or insult. You get half a clap. You get a cl
Jack: Icthyology, that's made up, you didn't study that.
Fish biologists everywhere: _calm self reflection on their life choices_
jack: "itkhityology?!- thats made up you didnt study that!"
me studying ichthyology: "do you have 90 minutes? cus i need to explain this..."
For everyone being like “jack made a suicide joke” with the “do i wanna kill myself?” Part,
No,
Youre wrong,
Going by the choices he made in game the guy he killed had the same description as jack,
I love that you either assumed this would be the case, or all the comments you have seen have been washed away by the time I got here.
Chris East at the time of posting the comments there were like 80/90 posted, and around 20/25 of theme were like “damn suicide jokes?”
@@SIKWITTHESTlX I can easily imagine that being the case.
Jack: plays as death himself
Me: HOLY FEICES DUDE *kickflip*
You forgot to put the funny in your comment. Or maybe I just can't find it.
@@el.pusheen6499 hes referring to the game called
Manuel Samuel
where death speaks like that
Nice reference
@@WarChaserz I'm sorry for causing such inconvenience. Thank you for brighting me up
I just had flashbacks I didn't want 😂😂
18:05 “the good boy pile”
Clearly, Jack has no idea how terrible the shark fin industry is.
no he was just following the rules. he knew that the shark fin industry is terrible
jeez it’s a game calm down
10:30 Actually, my dad is unemployed. He's been working really hard to find a job, but no one wants him.
I watched the beginning and immediately thought of the phrase “when life gives you lemons” but what if it was... “when lemons gives you life”
You need to make whole thin out of this just flipping sayings around but to where they actually make sense
When death steal your lemons
Good one!
"Let me get back to killing already!"
-JackSepticeye 2020
“In papers please I felt bad aaaall the time.”
“DETAAIINED!”
9:02
"Colombia is a distinguished war veteran."
...no, Colombia is a country
Why’d I read the title as “Death and Texas”???
Our composer's dad keeps referring to the game as "Death in Texas". We love him.
I. HATE. TAXES.
"It's Texas, you idiot!"
THAT TOO.
"No, no. He's got a point."
Daria G And Thats on Daniel Caesar
Jack: ichthyology is made up
Me: check my 8th grade vocabulary sheet
Check my god dam Biology homework
Doctor:"You have 39 seconds to live, what are you going to do now?"
Patient:"I'll do my taxes instead."
Doctor:"wait, that's more than 39 seconds!"
God:" *I'll allow it.* "
Fate: "We shall see what you are made of..."
Me: "LEMONS!" "I AM MADE FROM CITRUS!"
Please please oh PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE! I absolutely LOVED THIS. Was a while since I really enjoyed a gameplay such as this! Definietely buying this when in comes out on steam!
Thank you so much
@@placeholdergameworks woah are you the developer? 😯 in that case I want to tell you that you've done an AMAZING job and I am so grateful to have been able to see this!! Thank you for your hard work! :D
@@hannadrowzee4823 Thank you! So sweet!!
Jacksepticeye: no one likes math
Oddonesout wants to know your location
GradeAUnderA wants to know your location.
@@feepentertainment6752 Buffpro wants to know your location
MatPat wants to know your location
Mathnasium wants to know your location
Feep Entertainment I see your a man of culture
Title:
Me: *Remembers all the death and taxes in Papers, Please* “So it’s Papers, Please”
Game: “Well yes, but no”
So y’all ain’t even gonna note, that In the second day, Jack let a guy who considers beating his kid because they were gay, and then banished them from home? I wonder if anyone else noticed that?
Sunwardo7 7 Yeah, I’m pretty sure he just didn’t understand what it was saying, but that still didn’t feel great to see as a gay person myself 😅
Guy didn't match the rule.
21:56
Jack:"That's a lot of death!"
Phil Swift: "That's a lotta damage!"
Björn: is homeless.
Jack: "These people deserved to die"
@MPDeity Ew, cringe. Imagine not having any sympathy.
agentsanta47 He ain’t right be he ain’t wrong neither. A lot of homeless people are those who don’t want to work and just to rely on free stuff. Then again, there are homeless people who want to work and make a better life for themselves. Dealing with homelessness is tough because it’s extremely hard to figure out who deserves help and who deserves to rot under a bridge.
@MPDeity Aren't you the one making assumptions? Assuming that homeless people do it to themselves, some do sure, but some work really hard, and still can't afford to live in a house, or what about veterans? I guess it's their fault too?
@MPDeity Not everyone can just find a better job, dude.
@@adamstilber8382 I think you should see a psychologist if you think that laziness would mean that someone deserves to "rot under a bridge".
10:03 literally every writer on the planet
Two years later, waiting for Sean to play the full game
Two things that are certain in life.
Death and taxes. Truest words ever spoken.
*laughs in libertarian*
It’s kinda ironic how He’s basing his decisions almost only on the requirements, however in doing this (like the game states) his actions have consequences. Sometimes, he kills people that have more of an effect on the world then he realizes, and sometimes he spares people that show up on the news feed as doing bad thing, and he doesn’t even realize these are the exact consequences of his actions, putting the requirements over the morals.
*This truly says a lot about our society*
-I’m not saying Jacksepticeye doesn’t pay attention enough it’s just something I noticed sorry Jacksepticeye :(
I honestly miss when he used to actually pay attention to the stories of the games he played instead of just going blindly, like god of war and the last guardian. Now he just, goes in and doesn't care? Feels like a lot of love the craft once had has been depleted
I agree. He isn't even "playing" these games anymore. He is just going through the motions and trying to be a comedian. I've been watching a lot more low tier youtubers lately and they still have a passion for the games they are playing. Jack feels like he is just producing a product, and has to get to a brand meeting in 20 minutes. This had NO feeling behind it, no acknowledgment of what the game is trying to put forward. Such a shame. Been a big supporter since he started. I hope he turns his channel around.
It’s funny because his character also wonders every day if he is making a difference on the world
I feel with this game it’s very hard to CARE about what you are doing, what papers please did better is actually presenting the people in front of you, giving you their real time reactions to the choices you make. When it’s just words on paper, there’s no connection or reason to give a shit about the choices you make
"I'm 14 and this is deep" --jacksepticeye
"Oooo! this looks like a fun game."
Goes to Steam. Release date is on the 20th of Feb
Adds to wishlist
Do you know what is costs
@@jakebrennan1209 It's not out yet, but there is a free demo.
@@aleytiger06 That's not what they asked...omg, that's too funny... 😂😂😂
@@JarodMoonchild1975 There is no listed price because ITS NOT OUT YET. So, I do not know the price. No one does. Chill out
@@aleytiger06 Wtf? I just made a joke, but you had to go and ruin it, and you tell ME to chill? Wow... (And you just proved my point/validity of the joke, your answer shoulda been 'I don't know, sorry.' But whatever...)
Why is nobody talking about the fact that one of the guy's names was Luigi Wah?
What 😳
wah was that now?
What's the timestamp?
“Seem helpful against the troubles”
Jack: what does that mean ?
Everyone back in Ireland:
O_0
my playlist of garbage what did that mean actually?
Also, everyone in Haven lol
*Jack inadvertently murdering sharks and customers of people he has saved*
Jack: “Killing is fun!”
I JUST HAD A WEIRD GLITCH WHILE TWO VIDEOS PLAYED AT ONCE AND I JUST HEARD EVERYTHING LIKE
Jack: i was just-
Background noise: *screaming and chainsaw noises*
Jack: this was sold to me as a pretty rock and roll game
Background noises: *explosions, screaming, and chainsaws*
Jack: what the hell is happening
Me: THATS WHAT IM ASKING
THESE NOISES PLAYED THRIUGH THE WHOLE THING. IM CRYING MAN I JUST THOUGHT JACK WAS PLAYING A GAME AND HE DECIDED TO KEEP SUPER LOUD SOUND EFFECTS IN FOR COMEDIC EFFECT FKSNKFNEOSW
For my literature homework, I had to write a (preferably) funny play. And I wrote a sketch which had the same thing you experienced. It had a kid watching videos on UA-cam but receiving mixed messages because he forgot to turn off the video at another tab.
Datvi That’s amazing
Guy literally has the word resturant as there position
Jack: I think he has a food background
“when life gives you lemons”... life/fate ran out of lemons to give people so they had to go buy more
!! Thank you for this little treasure. It didn't click until now.
*Grim Reaper be like:* GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
I hate myself for laughing at the "DIErector" joke
Don't feel bad, we laughed too
Seán: Decides to kill a person because they talk to much
Also Seán: Contemplates his entire existence when when he say anything
Seáns neighbours: why is he yelling hail pretzels
I love the outros that go "I'm gonna end this episode here" because that means there's going to be more.
Narly Surfer Dude Not always. He sometimes just says that. Also if it’s an episodic game he will most likely put part (x) in the title.
OH MAN I HOPE SO. There's so much more wicked stuff to explore >_>
Death and Taxes Game Did you create a UA-cam account just based on this video?
@@sam-man9064 Hey, and nope, we are the developers of this game. We also have trailers of our game on our channel. ^^
Death and Taxes Game oh sorry that is so cool! Really wish I could play it! The game looks amazing btw great job!
"Being death is awesome."
-Jacksepticeye
"You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story" isnt a correct sentence in this situation
“I have been killing humans since the day i was born “ jacksepticeye 2020
“Death and Taxes”
Ah, yes, life simulator
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Why is this so heavily cut? I don’t understand why at the end of every sentence you read it cuts some more.
Don't know, maybe he just said something he didn't want in the video
HORY SHIEEET
Yeah, seems a little uneccessary. I wouldn't have minded it if the video was longer, even if that would have meant that not much happens in it.
yeah pretty wierd for jack to have such heavily jump cut eps
Yeah the editting seemed really heavy it was actually very jarring and I didn't enjoy this as much because of it. It was perfectly timed cuts it just felt obnoxious and I couldn't get engrossed in the video :(
Feels bad, I have high standards for Jacks videos so maybe that's why I notice it more.
"Whenever I had to do stuff to people in Papers Please I felt realllyyy bad"
(Flashback to Papers Please)
*jack dabbing* 🗣DETAINEDDDDDD