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  • But also I'm kind of an accountant... This indie game is awesome and full of life or death situations and choices!
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  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler 4 роки тому +8250

    Hey Mark, I played this demo today myself. During the second day, I got a person named Mark, who had a last name very similar to iplier... And the person looked like you. And had a substantial online video following. Also a background in engineering. Yeah, it was that universes version of you.
    The second day required me to kill anyone with engineering background.
    Sorry Mark. Gotta pay the afterlife bills.

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 4 роки тому +808

      God I know it's unlikely but I wish he'd see this. I can just imagine him going back, spending hours and hours combing through the game just to find his character. Not like he's ever done *that* before- *cough* Ichiban *cough*

    • @oreore949
      @oreore949 4 роки тому +493

      At 44:14, he kills Samuel Van Seelac, a reference to Wilford Warfstache. It's a picture of Warfstache, talking about his job as a reporter and a vaguely 'tragic past'.

    • @nightmarestuffy7832
      @nightmarestuffy7832 4 роки тому +51

      TheLichruler probably was mark wire

    • @novustalks7525
      @novustalks7525 4 роки тому +43

      Ore, Ore I wish mark would do more warfstache videos

    • @Oakenwarrior
      @Oakenwarrior 4 роки тому +64

      @@oreore949 It is a reference.. but not to Wilford Warfstache >_>

  • @melodyastarsia1851
    @melodyastarsia1851 4 роки тому +4967

    “You’re the marker of death. You mark people to die”
    Me: He’s a MARK APPLIER
    Much funnier in my head.

    • @iristhorne6521
      @iristhorne6521 4 роки тому +47

      Preach lol

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 4 роки тому +79

      I give props XD kept thinking "Mark them" was comical by his name, but I did not catch this obvious joke. Kudos lol

    • @Lightforeverandever
      @Lightforeverandever 4 роки тому +13

      You lady are cute. u.u
      (Please dont get angry)

    • @allinorris
      @allinorris 4 роки тому +14

      Underrated comment 😂👏

    • @jobroho9565
      @jobroho9565 4 роки тому +11

      Made me laugh out loud for some reason

  • @trilliongold
    @trilliongold 2 роки тому +1957

    "Kill the engineer"
    Mark: Surely it can't be the guy who engineers stuffs

    • @koltrol4370
      @koltrol4370 Рік тому +32

      I wonder, did he need to kill anybody? I mean the rules only stated to mark a person, not mentioning anybody needing to die. But maybe I‘m just overanalysing. So if anybody has played the game, I would love to know if Mark was required to kill anybody!

    • @brix-rb9dg
      @brix-rb9dg 9 місяців тому +11

      @koltrol4370 Yes, you have to mark a person or else you can’t move on. And if you don’t kill anyone you get fired for insubordination

  • @oooohshiny8134
    @oooohshiny8134 2 роки тому +837

    Fate: It saddens me to have wasted *precious resources* on summoning such a disappointment. Hopefully the next Death Spawn will have some merit. Good-bye.
    Mark: *Is made of lemons*

  • @destinysdestiny7173
    @destinysdestiny7173 4 роки тому +2728

    Plot twist,
    the cat is the one talking, the man holding him is just his servant

    • @Ancillae95
      @Ancillae95 4 роки тому +60

      Just like that one episode of old power puff girls. LOFL

    • @Jade-cs6ww
      @Jade-cs6ww 4 роки тому +33

      Or that one Futurama episode

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 4 роки тому +11

      So, Dr Klaw?

    • @lucashallo4760
      @lucashallo4760 4 роки тому +8

      Ok

    • @superfire6463
      @superfire6463 4 роки тому +18

      Destiny's Destiny
      It would be a plot twist if it wasn’t the cat

  • @checkmate5768
    @checkmate5768 4 роки тому +4951

    Okay but literally, his voice for Fate is so good.

    • @queenz3553
      @queenz3553 4 роки тому +33

      Mystical Rainbow omg thank you!! I was hoping someone else would say it.💯😂

    • @Norable426
      @Norable426 4 роки тому +100

      Remove “for Fate” And it’s still a true statement

    • @CyanKnight96
      @CyanKnight96 4 роки тому +11

      Everyone here speaks the truth

    • @kingbeastu
      @kingbeastu 4 роки тому +24

      @@CyanKnight96 his voice is good for anything

    • @checkmate5768
      @checkmate5768 4 роки тому +4

      @@Norable426 I didnt know the name of the character, so I just assumed it was Fate, sorry 😕

  • @WORMPONY
    @WORMPONY 2 роки тому +1156

    Fate: [insert speech here]
    Mark: **listening dramatically**
    My attention: c a t

  • @benjaming.8368
    @benjaming.8368 2 роки тому +336

    News: "woman accidentally rams ex-husband with car"
    Mark: "Only good news!"

  • @julietherr4085
    @julietherr4085 4 роки тому +771

    When Mark thought he was Fate: "WHAT A NEEERRD."
    When Mark found out he was Spawn 26: "Oh hello, boss! I love my job! I'll do anything for you, boss. I live to please you."

  • @VioVanHelsing
    @VioVanHelsing 4 роки тому +2373

    "I wanna go out in a tragic jetpack accident!"
    **Me, thinking of Unus Annus** : "Don't do it, Mark."

    • @confusedzekora
      @confusedzekora 4 роки тому +10

      Don't do it or you might die your own words mark-

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 роки тому +18

      Vio Van Helsing this whole play through felt like an unus annus video

    • @durian7717
      @durian7717 4 роки тому +13

      The disclaimer song woulf be perfect for this

    • @retroliar
      @retroliar 4 роки тому +7

      Don't try it, he has the high ground

    • @mastercheifgame9000
      @mastercheifgame9000 4 роки тому +10

      Don't try this at home, if you do you might die. This is our disclaimer, pleas don't be that guy. Just let us do the thing you want to do. Be safe for me but be safe for you. Did du dududu duh

  • @marcusmiller5811
    @marcusmiller5811 2 роки тому +397

    This just proves how great of a voice actor Mark would be

  • @luvbear4432
    @luvbear4432 2 роки тому +175

    Okay but for real though...
    Mark's acting voice is really, like REALLY good. Chills. Literal chills.

  • @hellfiregaming1241
    @hellfiregaming1241 4 роки тому +2456

    *Teacher*: Now kids what did we learn today?
    *Class*: DONT GIVE MARK A DEATH NOTE

    • @kanetashadowfall4569
      @kanetashadowfall4569 4 роки тому +27

      This comment is perfect

    • @zakariaahmadfauzan926
      @zakariaahmadfauzan926 4 роки тому +34

      Don't give ryuk idea

    • @vidalial.1999
      @vidalial.1999 4 роки тому +8

      Lol that was great

    • @Heroinedown
      @Heroinedown 4 роки тому +15

      On the contrary, he would stop overpopulation before it even becomes a problem. I just hope I would be part of the survivors who get to recreate the world with some good looking girls.

    • @nyxarachne663
      @nyxarachne663 4 роки тому +34

      @@Heroinedown I don't want to sound presumptuous, but I think Mark would write your name first.

  • @XhyRobtic
    @XhyRobtic 3 роки тому +8243

    Alternative title : "Markiplier flirts with his Boss and kills people for 47 minutes"

    • @kaylapowell2793
      @kaylapowell2793 3 роки тому +22

      @{Xhyphontic} Yes.

    • @Zer0_Assassin
      @Zer0_Assassin 3 роки тому +60

      you are like Eminem,.....
      "we dont wanna hear you spit the facts-"

    • @kowloonfox1190
      @kowloonfox1190 3 роки тому +26

      I mean I would-

    • @rainbowdog8915
      @rainbowdog8915 3 роки тому +9

      Heck yeah

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 3 роки тому +14

      That should have been a live action choose your adventure series.
      Working with Markiplier.

  • @Retinetin
    @Retinetin 2 роки тому +39

    Mark in the beginnning: "I'm not KILLING people right? I mean I'm making the choice but I don't WANT them to die"
    Mark haflway through the video: 27:33

  • @oooohshiny8134
    @oooohshiny8134 2 роки тому +86

    I'm going to be truthful here. I have heard voice actors, actual, employed, voice actors, that did a worse job at their voice than Mark is doing at Fate's in this video.

  • @thenewgeneration2378
    @thenewgeneration2378 4 роки тому +2670

    Most people's choice: Rich kid that retired early
    The right choice: Brake modifier
    Mark's choice: Old birdwatcher

    • @anonymouscletus
      @anonymouscletus 4 роки тому +120

      The New Generation I knew I wasn't the only one who knew the right choice. Mark is great but sometimes he is so dumb🤦‍♂️

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah it was *FUCKED* up

    • @Anomalous-Plant
      @Anomalous-Plant 4 роки тому +40

      He killed the nicest person :(

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 роки тому +6

      oh that cawker app is Twitter

    • @johnnies.verton4432
      @johnnies.verton4432 4 роки тому +2

      @AlienZGamer no, be gone!

  • @EricFryarJr
    @EricFryarJr 4 роки тому +15087

    Mission: kill a guy with an industrial background.
    Mark: kills a 73 year old who loves birds and wrote books.

    • @mr.vargas5648
      @mr.vargas5648 4 роки тому +688

      Darkiplier.

    • @fayefillet1559
      @fayefillet1559 4 роки тому +818

      Mission: kill 2 young people and anyone with a medical background
      Mark: *let's the immunologist live*

    • @zenhakuden
      @zenhakuden 4 роки тому +211

      Mark would make one hellofa Kira

    • @snakekingjexxy
      @snakekingjexxy 4 роки тому +177

      I am screaming in frustration

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 роки тому +32

      well.. uh.. oops. happens to the best of us! >_>

  • @arjjive582
    @arjjive582 2 роки тому +76

    Rule: kill the one with a background in industrial engineering
    Mark: *kills the man who watches birds*

  • @goldenpig6453
    @goldenpig6453 2 роки тому +129

    "I'm pissing out a fresh glass, I slug it down with a couple ice cubes!"
    -Markiplier, 2020

  • @Sullivanwicca
    @Sullivanwicca 4 роки тому +880

    Fate: You're not supposed to kill every one!
    Grim Mark: Death comes to us all!
    Fate: What?
    Grim Mark: Memento Mori!

  • @thebadishradish
    @thebadishradish 4 роки тому +2646

    He said “Das Rad!” about the bike guy, which is funny cause das rad means “the bike” in German

    • @craigieburke
      @craigieburke 4 роки тому +48

      He probably meant It

    • @ivey
      @ivey 4 роки тому +56

      I dont think he meant that lol

    • @ACLearn
      @ACLearn 4 роки тому +96

      He did study German for a little while back in (I think it was 2017 or 2018), so he might have meant it.

    • @ivey
      @ivey 4 роки тому +32

      Either he meant it or he meant to say "thats rad"

    • @rubybrunker7491
      @rubybrunker7491 4 роки тому +14

      @@ivey
      double entendre perhaps

  • @cocooavu2907
    @cocooavu2907 2 роки тому +75

    2:35 i swear his voice is perfect for voice acting or am I just obsessed with that laugh

  • @edwardcole4732
    @edwardcole4732 2 роки тому +107

    Mark should play this again, it's a full game.

    • @lazypanda4079
      @lazypanda4079 Рік тому +3

      YESSS!!!

    • @samiasmith551
      @samiasmith551 8 місяців тому

      I hope he does; I would like to see the whole playthrough.

  • @aWildKITsune
    @aWildKITsune 4 роки тому +4161

    Mark: "he's definitely an engineer"
    Also Mark:"this doesn't tell me any of their backgrounds! They must all be engineers!"

    • @seamusroryorion8192
      @seamusroryorion8192 4 роки тому +111

      this was most frustrating lmao

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 роки тому +14

      oh that cawker app is Twitter

    • @-_-murilo2865
      @-_-murilo2865 4 роки тому +1

      ENGINEER!

    • @IdkIdk-go2fd
      @IdkIdk-go2fd 4 роки тому +5

      It didnt matter who he killed -_- he coulda just let m all live

    • @IdkIdk-go2fd
      @IdkIdk-go2fd 4 роки тому +24

      It said: mark a person, not mark a person with the marker of death

  • @jeezuhskriste5759
    @jeezuhskriste5759 3 роки тому +4151

    Special rules: kill all the doctors
    Mark: doesn’t kill all the doctors

    • @roaringthunder8069
      @roaringthunder8069 3 роки тому +9

      @JammyBatYT not 18. 32.

    • @ritamatos748
      @ritamatos748 3 роки тому +33

      He didn’t kill de imonologist and now se have corona vírus

    • @rhianna9659
      @rhianna9659 3 роки тому

      Wha

    • @mayethmallo6594
      @mayethmallo6594 2 роки тому +2

      @@ritamatos748 The way you spell makes this even better 🤣

  • @rachelingram4143
    @rachelingram4143 2 роки тому +45

    I had a history teacher, and his response to many of our questions was “all you have to do is die and pay taxes.”

  • @orbitalchaos8049
    @orbitalchaos8049 2 роки тому +12

    27:00 I feel bad for Jewel Grey. It said substance abuse in the PAST. Poor dude.

  • @WednesdayWarriors
    @WednesdayWarriors 4 роки тому +7194

    Markiplier’s voice makes this game feel more like an animated movie

    • @raven_the_demon
      @raven_the_demon 4 роки тому +166

      His voice makes *everything* feel like an animated movie. His voice is amazing, that's why

    • @TheBluxie
      @TheBluxie 4 роки тому +9

      L O N C C F A C E

    • @WednesdayWarriors
      @WednesdayWarriors 4 роки тому +50

      @@raven_the_demon True, he should do audiobook readings, might actually use the 8,000 youtuber Audible promo codes out there

    • @yourlocaltherapist8661
      @yourlocaltherapist8661 4 роки тому +7

      Wednesday Warriors have you listened to The Edge of Sleep. It’s amazing. His voice acting is so good.

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps 4 роки тому +1

      Wednesday Warriors yeah... that’s the point of Let’s Plays

  • @2230yt
    @2230yt 3 роки тому +3668

    “Want some lemonade? It’s fresh pissed!”
    -Markiplier

  • @JasminemPolyanthum
    @JasminemPolyanthum Рік тому +79

    Mark's voice ought to be a Controlled Substance.

  • @andresrivera1911
    @andresrivera1911 2 роки тому +10

    37:37
    "I lemonaded" "u want some"😂

    • @Takejiro24
      @Takejiro24 2 роки тому

      Part got me wheeeeziing 😂

  • @IcyRegret64
    @IcyRegret64 4 роки тому +1476

    Nobody:
    Jackson P Ortega: *Has a bad day*
    Mark: i see you have chosen DEATH

    • @ellisgames5648
      @ellisgames5648 4 роки тому +16

      Jackson look like mark

    • @Mast3rBeta
      @Mast3rBeta 4 роки тому +3

      "You're already in the deep end, so why not go deeper???" *Death*

    • @liamcoy5865
      @liamcoy5865 3 роки тому +1

      no its:sounds like someone wants to dieee~

  • @matchstyx4866
    @matchstyx4866 4 роки тому +428

    I played this game and I got a character named "Mark. F. Plier" unfortunately he was an Engineer... so oops he had to go

    • @leanapelagio6754
      @leanapelagio6754 4 роки тому +15

      They missed the Opportunity

    • @chickenstrips3247
      @chickenstrips3247 4 роки тому +1

      That's so weird

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 4 роки тому +2

      I saw someone else comment something similar, though they didn't say the exact name they got. Perhaps it's the same character? It was on day 2 just like yours, so unless you copied their comment, that's probably a prototyped character (as opposed to randomly generated)and might be a reference

  • @AIienFromMars
    @AIienFromMars 2 роки тому +25

    Damn Mark's voice acting for Fate is perfect on this

  • @goldenleif
    @goldenleif 2 роки тому +23

    I've played the actual game with voice acting and Mark's voiceover is remarkably similar to the actual voice in-game

  • @superkevin_021
    @superkevin_021 4 роки тому +832

    Jack: What kind of names are these?
    Mark: These names are perfect.

    • @adamfroisland203
      @adamfroisland203 4 роки тому +21

      There's a potential to get a person named "Luigi Wah," and I was so wishing he would get that person

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamfroisland203 You and me both. 😂

  • @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824
    @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824 3 роки тому +1814

    “Looks like someone was doing operation mid skydive.”
    Surgeon Simulator: 👀

  • @bananathebeezu8732
    @bananathebeezu8732 2 роки тому +7

    29:11
    “ I don’t neeeeed know”
    Earlier in the game: “THEY DONT HAVE BACKGROUNDS ON THIS PAPER”

  • @Jerry_F
    @Jerry_F 2 роки тому +13

    Anyone interested in this game, there’s a similar book named “Scythe” where in the future death doesn’t exist so they need a group of reapers to do it

  • @jacksongrant1450
    @jacksongrant1450 4 роки тому +1317

    Fate: "Well, I'm very busy tonight so you may go home"
    Mark: "surethingthanksbosswantsomelemonade? F R E S H P I S S E D"

    • @IamSnooners.
      @IamSnooners. 4 роки тому +1

      @Hooked On Chronics lol

    • @Sy-dj2ci
      @Sy-dj2ci 4 роки тому +2

      fresh squeezed straight from the devil's lettuce

    • @sumwump2287
      @sumwump2287 4 роки тому

      23:20

    • @thepeepeepoopooman2194
      @thepeepeepoopooman2194 4 роки тому +1

      want some lemonade? its warm, cold, and freshly pissed

    • @Buzzing_Bumblebees
      @Buzzing_Bumblebees 4 роки тому +1

      @@thepeepeepoopooman2194 and I said no thanks and I waddled away.

  • @smleeish
    @smleeish 4 роки тому +1941

    "The humans, you see ... Are constantly on a path to the Great Dying."
    Me (whispers): *Unus Annus*

  • @theexodeus
    @theexodeus 2 роки тому +7

    22:35 “maybe you can find a way to forge this into a life thing” the absolute burn.

  • @tackyxtina
    @tackyxtina 5 місяців тому +3

    19:41 Mark's "sounds like someone's on the naughty list" had me dying. I swear I watched that part like 10 times haha

  • @i_inf0din254
    @i_inf0din254 4 роки тому +415

    I am pretty sure Jack got the raise when he played this, there was a dialog option or something that said "wait, I am suppose to get paid for this?" or something like that and then Fate is like "oh yeah.. must have been an oversight, here you go" and he gives you coins that you can store in your desk drawer.

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 4 роки тому +2

      @Jf Kaks Seem like someone visited Shadebase recently ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 4 роки тому +2

      I think its because Jack followed the rules given to him.

    • @placeholdergameworks
      @placeholdergameworks 4 роки тому +10

      Correct! But, Jack was also on a full version of the game while Markiplier is playing the demo (we just hope he checks his mailbox to get the full version of the game >_>)

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 роки тому +2

      Death and Taxes Game ayyyy wassup

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 роки тому +2

      Death and Taxes Game yeah I really hope he does too. The game is actually pretty cool! Nice job

  • @Skymoc4
    @Skymoc4 4 роки тому +514

    Mark: WHAT A NERD
    Also Mark: *looks like the guy in the game*

  • @AllTheBrightPlaces1231
    @AllTheBrightPlaces1231 2 роки тому +30

    *Mark would be a great voice actor*

    • @Sparkle-hn1vr
      @Sparkle-hn1vr Рік тому +3

      he voices in an awesome spotify podcast horror story. Its called the Edge of Sleep. Hes the main character. Youre welcome.

  • @Aleph_Nulll
    @Aleph_Nulll Рік тому +6

    His laugh at 2:33 sent chills down my spine.

  • @dp6769
    @dp6769 3 роки тому +2887

    Mark: "I'm the dude with the glasses? What a NERD!"
    Also Mark: *literally wearing lasses*

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +564

    Fate: I understand all this death must be weighing on you
    Mark: Nah, boss, I’m feelin’ great! Can I work overtime?
    Fate: ....

    • @Nuruhraven
      @Nuruhraven 3 роки тому +6

      XD I'd say 'sure' if I was Fate lmao

  • @an_fiach
    @an_fiach 2 роки тому +22

    4:46
    *sigh* No, as in 'caw' like the sound made by crows and ravens, the birds associated with death

  • @nyran_the_kitten1758
    @nyran_the_kitten1758 Рік тому +3

    This game reminds me a lot of the ‘Arc of a Scythe’ series. Especially the part where it says “Mark a human with an engineering or industrial background” sometimes the ones who are killed (or “gleaned” as they call it in Scythe) are killed for a reason, while others are seemingly random and it reminded me of when Rowan (Scythe Lucifer) was receiving his training to become a scythe

  • @zFrostbyte.
    @zFrostbyte. 4 роки тому +809

    Mark during videos where funny things happen: Nothing
    Mark when a guy sighs: *giggling intensifies*

    • @Josh0205
      @Josh0205 4 роки тому +1

      @Anna! I love sех! Тар on my photo BET

    • @3van04
      @3van04 4 роки тому +5

      Your Left Hand what

    • @Endilia
      @Endilia 4 роки тому

      And that ladies and gentlemen is the logic of Markiplier.

  • @amsnek6162
    @amsnek6162 4 роки тому +1251

    Cawker is like Twitter but instead of being based on “tweet”, it’s based on “cawk”, which is the sound ravens tend to make, as ravens symbolize death

    • @thebiggestofchungi3538
      @thebiggestofchungi3538 3 роки тому +40

      I like cawk

    • @maxboyd7350
      @maxboyd7350 3 роки тому +53

      Nice cAWK

    • @buddhahart3
      @buddhahart3 3 роки тому +13

      You may have looked a little too far into this, but I'm glad you did.

    • @10jimmy
      @10jimmy 3 роки тому +3

      i liked marks version more

    • @stanhogenelst2555
      @stanhogenelst2555 3 роки тому +24

      @@buddhahart3 uhm... Don't think you'd need to research to understand this joke, cause the symbol of the 'app' is literally a raven.

  • @maciej4250
    @maciej4250 Рік тому +1

    31:48 I love this moment when Metroman says "And I love you, random citizen!", such an iconic line. It really shows us much about Metroman's character.

  • @_MoonlitStudios_
    @_MoonlitStudios_ 4 місяці тому +7

    My dumbass thought we were the cat💀

  • @xxxmokeyman3
    @xxxmokeyman3 3 роки тому +1236

    Mark: "Let me get the Promotion achievement"
    Mark: Gets fired...twice

  • @pay2cusername845
    @pay2cusername845 4 роки тому +613

    Mark: “This guy experiments with brakes, that’s pretty rad.”
    A minute later
    Random kid: x_x
    Mark: “I knew it, that a$$hole experimented with brakes!”

    • @inconnn
      @inconnn 4 роки тому

      i mean to be fair the thing said it was because of faulty brakes

    • @ChrisB-25
      @ChrisB-25 4 роки тому +1

      Did you read it or even listen to mark? the game clearly said because of experimental brakes

    • @cammack052
      @cammack052 4 роки тому

      Mark doesn’t believe in the future of brakes

  • @unlucky4983
    @unlucky4983 2 роки тому +8

    Has anybody considered that Markiplier could be a voice actor as his second job this dude is freaking amazing at doing the voices for the different characters.

  • @ZzzMeep
    @ZzzMeep 2 роки тому

    I just got the game!
    I'm enjoying it so much too. Hope you get to continue playing this, Mark. There are more characters and stories to go through beyond simply choosing who lives or dies.

  • @TimeBandit940
    @TimeBandit940 4 роки тому +207

    *Mark reads name*
    Mark: "Oh wow, such awesome names! props to the devs for such imagination!"
    *Jack reads name*
    Jack: "... You're gonna die."

    • @clownjuice4617
      @clownjuice4617 4 роки тому +2

      want sum matches to burn em

    • @matchstyx4866
      @matchstyx4866 4 роки тому +5

      @AlienZGamer idk have you been a hUge fAn oF mArK sInCe bEfOrE 2020?!??.?!1

  • @BigBean987
    @BigBean987 4 роки тому +670

    "There are 2 things in this world that are certain, Death and Markiplier being confused by his own incorrect choices in a game."
    Alexander Hamilton probably.

    • @vanessamorales5851
      @vanessamorales5851 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you Big Bean, very cool!

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 4 роки тому +1

      Wow we're really getting spammers in youtube. What a time to be alive.

    • @otakuwithinsomnia6465
      @otakuwithinsomnia6465 4 роки тому +2

      Alexander would totally have said something like that tbh

    • @yubikyu
      @yubikyu 4 роки тому +6

      @AlienZGamer You really just posted this on any comments near the top smh. Shouldn't people like a video because they....like it? Not because someone is desperate for likes? Why are the likes even important? Can't you just enjoy doing UA-cam for what it is?

    • @ahacker3385
      @ahacker3385 4 роки тому +1

      @AlienZGamer
      "Yeet lmao" are you 13 or 30?

  • @rune_ined
    @rune_ined Рік тому +1

    cant believe it's been two years since this video. i remember watching this and being absolutely excited to watch future gameplay for the full thing

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 2 роки тому +4

    37:30 "Aww.. I lemonaded.. *want some?*

  • @jessegd6306
    @jessegd6306 3 роки тому +1506

    "Some sort of a medical calamity, maybe. Like an epidemic?"
    mmmmm, sounds about riiiiiight...

    • @libbybaxter6392
      @libbybaxter6392 3 роки тому +34

      I was just thinking that so much of this points towards the pandemic

    • @ultrasourlemons9151
      @ultrasourlemons9151 3 роки тому +38

      ‘Stimulus halted’ ‘combat superbug’ 👀👀

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 3 роки тому +4

      👁👄👁

    • @sarahbunnell6632
      @sarahbunnell6632 3 роки тому +3

      @@ultrasourlemons9151 i was coming here to say this lol

    • @tvz_luigi3233
      @tvz_luigi3233 3 роки тому +22

      "Uploaded Feb 2020" a month before the pandemic hits the us

  • @cyrus2430
    @cyrus2430 2 роки тому +5381

    game: kill any human with a medical background.
    mark: *lets the immunologist live*

    • @danielrollins7426
      @danielrollins7426 2 роки тому +114

      I just got to that part and had to find the comment that mentioned it. Thank you

    • @packwolf445
      @packwolf445 2 роки тому +80

      Plastic surgery is medical

    • @mauve00
      @mauve00 2 роки тому +49

      Plastic surgeon is more medical than immunologist.

    • @chelseahalliwell9533
      @chelseahalliwell9533 2 роки тому +175

      @@mauve00 it says to kill anyone with a medical background so I think he was probably meant to kill both

    • @ockinho1695
      @ockinho1695 2 роки тому

      @@mauve00 u've just written so much shit😂

  • @evapunk333
    @evapunk333 2 роки тому +3

    I like the names the game gave the people about to die. I saw Titus Groan and immediately recognized the name from Gormenghast.

  • @rafa-kt5br
    @rafa-kt5br 2 роки тому +2

    i hope mark continues playing this! it's really very very interesting and he seems to enjoy the demo a lot

  • @vibbry.0252
    @vibbry.0252 4 роки тому +378

    "You'll be an office drone till the day you die, which is today."
    Jesus Mark

    • @gabrielboorom6196
      @gabrielboorom6196 4 роки тому +11

      Markiplier in Death Note.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 роки тому +10

      I love the way how unseriously serious Mark takes this game.

  • @fonceas512
    @fonceas512 4 роки тому +440

    This just adds to the fact that Mark could be a voice actor.

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 4 роки тому +32

      Check out The Edge of Sleep! I listened to it on Spotify but it's available lots of places. It's so good!

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 4 роки тому +32

      He IS a voice actor

    • @Arthur-mn1yd
      @Arthur-mn1yd 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @lordstrnge3493
      @lordstrnge3493 4 роки тому +10

      @@judestarbabypup YES!!! I have binged that series several times and am still blown away by Mark's performance!

    • @sarahleeming8408
      @sarahleeming8408 4 роки тому +3

      @@lordstrnge3493 WHY are you two talking about music in some random comment?

  • @ReusableRocket
    @ReusableRocket 2 роки тому +2

    This game is so simple yet so effective, I love it lol. I’m glad that the developers added impact on what happens with each person’s death, it gives the game much more depth. Good job developers!

  • @waterlillytherainwing960
    @waterlillytherainwing960 2 роки тому +4

    I'm casually sitting here painting lemons and Mark just keeps talking about lemonade

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 4 роки тому +818

    45:44
    "You're fired!"
    "You can't fire me, I quit!"
    "You can't quit, I quit!"
    "You can't quit, you're a frog!"
    "You can't frog me, you're my wife!"
    "I'm not your wife, you're my wife!"
    "Oh hey honey, how was work?"
    "Pretty good, but I quit my job."
    "You can't quit your job, you're fired!"
    "AAHHHH!"

    • @Noalogy
      @Noalogy 4 роки тому +34

      you copied that from afdsmovie but I’m fine with that

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 4 роки тому +7

      ASDF YAYYYYY HI FREN!!

    • @ashermiddleton9458
      @ashermiddleton9458 4 роки тому +8

      I like trains

    • @orf2072
      @orf2072 3 роки тому +2

      @@Noalogy which one?

    • @cat-fz1ym
      @cat-fz1ym 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao yes

  • @theskitzled4468
    @theskitzled4468 3 роки тому +711

    "I'm not trying to make a judgement call here, I just decide who lives & dies"
    -Markipler 2020

  • @teenee1331
    @teenee1331 Рік тому +1

    39:22 just randomly sings the most angelic symphony to ever touch my eardrums

  • @orionwolfie2015
    @orionwolfie2015 2 роки тому +30

    mark's voice acting is actually great for these types of characters

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia 4 роки тому +1754

    Alternative Title: Darkiplier does his part time job

    • @theboogeyman2590
      @theboogeyman2590 4 роки тому +23

      Miss Vidzy i kinda want this to be a thing now

    • @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen
      @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen 4 роки тому +5

      69th like... You're welcome.

    • @voidspawn8593
      @voidspawn8593 3 роки тому +11

      I know im late but I feel like dark would be fate

    • @LocalLibertarian
      @LocalLibertarian 3 роки тому +2

      I went from moral machine to this

    • @navia_png6939
      @navia_png6939 3 роки тому +6

      @@voidspawn8593 I agree. especially the voice mark gives him. beautiful! 🥴

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel 3 роки тому +1848

    22:00 I just realized it says she's 20, and damn. That's the oldest 20 year old ever, so y'know what, they were probably gonna die anyway!

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 3 роки тому +65

      "No officer, she wasn't underage, she was the oldest 16 year old I'd ever seen!"
      also yoo it's the car guy

    • @gilbertosantos2806
      @gilbertosantos2806 3 роки тому +16

      What are you doing here

    • @combatfr
      @combatfr 3 роки тому +11

      no 24:58 has the oldest 21 year old and when she was 20 she was one year and younger but she would still be a higher age because if you reversed time by one then the other girl would be one age down as well. haha get rekt

    • @lumk
      @lumk 3 роки тому +4

      35:54

    • @zdx2028
      @zdx2028 3 роки тому +4

      Hey Bladed

  • @thenuttednutter2669
    @thenuttednutter2669 11 місяців тому

    This game is one of the best ones ive seen you play in a while. So simple but so amazing.

  • @luckypenny891
    @luckypenny891 8 місяців тому +3

    Man I would love to see him play the full version

  • @jamescolachis8454
    @jamescolachis8454 4 роки тому +668

    I just noticed that the thing with lemons is a joke about “when life gives you lemons”

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 роки тому +31

      He also somehow made the action of peeing as "lemonading" and now I can't drink lemonade anymore without thinking about that (37:38)

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 4 роки тому +13

      Get mad at life and yell “I don’t want your damn lemons!!!”

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 4 роки тому +6

      @@LordDaret Demand Lifes manager!

    • @durian7717
      @durian7717 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, really?

    • @kierarodriguez75
      @kierarodriguez75 4 роки тому +2

      Your profile pic with your comments made me laugh

  • @boredguy6108
    @boredguy6108 3 роки тому +463

    Boss:
    "Good job grim"
    Mark:
    "Yea boss, love you boss, love my job boss😚😚😚"

    • @oooohshiny8134
      @oooohshiny8134 2 роки тому +3

      Commander Manikan: Yes-Man readings have reached unprecedented levels. The source must be contained or neutralized.
      Special Agent Jennie (Male): Who is the target, sir.
      Commander Manikan: Mark Edward Fischbach. Male. Approximately 30 years of age. He is a popular American UA-camr, podcast host, and filmmaker. He is currently in Los Angeles, California, playing a game titled "Death and Taxes", in which, unfortunately for him, he decided to be a little too obedient and polite to one of the characters. However, he is, based on our records, a morally upright person. You should be able to get him to stop simply by explaining what you need him to do and why. However, if he does not comply, you will have to contain him. Please try to resolve this as peacefully as possible, his disappearance would cause a lot of problems.
      Special Agent Jennie (Female): Understood.
      Special Agent Jennie (Male): Understood.

    • @outland9872
      @outland9872 Рік тому +1

      and that's how the apocalypse happened

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon 2 роки тому +4

    Mark is so good at voicing villains

  • @bakilife2366
    @bakilife2366 Рік тому +1

    This game kinda reminds me of Terry's Pratchett books about Death!! Love it

  • @medesmarkallen9501
    @medesmarkallen9501 4 роки тому +282

    Mark: Just two?
    Fate: Two is fine
    Mark: Are you sure about that, "only two"?
    Fate: I think i choose a wrong Grim reaper this time

  • @infinitylord4187
    @infinitylord4187 4 роки тому +457

    Mark: don’t read much into that I don’t like children dying
    Also Mark: all right let’s start with the Younghans

  • @louieandrewstaines6511
    @louieandrewstaines6511 2 роки тому

    The more that i watch you the more that i love watching your vids!

  • @SG-ft8dt
    @SG-ft8dt 9 місяців тому +1

    i read this title as "death and texas" and it still made enough sense for me to watch it 😭

  • @eveting9447
    @eveting9447 4 роки тому +506

    Alternate title: 'Mark Falls for Fate and Makes Too Much Lemonade'

    • @Norable426
      @Norable426 4 роки тому +7

      I don’t want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these?!

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 4 роки тому +9

      Windeus When life gives you lemons, you say, “I don’t want your damn lemons! I’m gonna burn your house down with
      *c o m b u s t a b l e l e m o n s*

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 роки тому +2

      PoisonTippedSword Y E S

  • @saulcaneloalvarez1116
    @saulcaneloalvarez1116 4 роки тому +588

    Mark: what a nerd
    Also guy: looks like Wilford worfstache

  • @fallenaster3713
    @fallenaster3713 2 роки тому +3

    Honestly I would love if you did a play through of the full game

  • @genghistim9159
    @genghistim9159 Рік тому +3

    Mark: *doesn't choose "No one deserves to die" because deserving has nothing to do with it*
    Also Mark (when Fate says to choose someone with an engineering background): Well, you're not really giving up to merit, then, are you?
    Uh...no. No, they aren't.

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 4 роки тому +401

    Reaper looking at Mark's card: "Once fantasized about killing children with a lightsaber, after saying he hasn't killed enough."
    Also Reaper: *Checks the death box*

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 4 роки тому +21

      there were too many of them. What was he gonna do?

    • @elijahgodbout678
      @elijahgodbout678 4 роки тому +6

      I would leave it to God to decide

    • @sarahleeming8408
      @sarahleeming8408 4 роки тому +1

      @@phasedcloak2835He shoulda grabed a flamethrower and a chain saw and well I'll show ya
      Mark: *revs chainsaw, starts flamethrower slowly burns and cuts children*

    • @Kirill-rc5ng
      @Kirill-rc5ng 4 роки тому +1

      You know what like he said he hasn't killed enough let them live

    • @woodworkerroyer8497
      @woodworkerroyer8497 4 роки тому +1

      Wouldn't that create a time paradox? If Mark is the grim reaper, and he checks the die box, would his power over life and death but nullified? Or would he just move on and be permanently attached to the job? Or maybe he would just cease to exist in any dimension; neither Grim, nor human.

  • @Airheadangelo
    @Airheadangelo 4 роки тому +477

    Game talks about a superbug creeping around and causing world issues.
    2020: YOU RANG?

  • @Nlz45
    @Nlz45 2 роки тому +1

    I love this specific type of content 😩✨

  • @JusticeBurpees
    @JusticeBurpees 2 роки тому +1

    I turned off my VPN, refreshed the page to appreciate how immersed Mark is in this game! Only watched a few videos and I'm surprised and pleased! Keep up great work! I've watched so far until only about 9:18.

  • @stctoasties2287
    @stctoasties2287 4 роки тому +138

    I love how most of his play throughs in these type of games is he’s either pure tactics or the worst form of embodied chaos

  • @gamerzgurl9291
    @gamerzgurl9291 4 роки тому +362

    *SouNDs liKE shumOne is on ThE nauGHty lIsT*
    I absolutely lost it.

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. 4 роки тому

      oh that cawker app is Twitter

  • @shaemcdaris8832
    @shaemcdaris8832 2 роки тому +2

    Mark: (Casually talks about how everything and everyone is going to die at some point)
    Also Mark: I DON'T WANNA KILL HIM!

  • @Suppernotsuper
    @Suppernotsuper Рік тому +6

    This was fire to watch markiplier really plied those bad beats hit us with good ones
    Seriously now hes roleplaying with the game was just fun to watch